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02x07 - The Goalies/Mousy Hodie

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Donkey Hodie". Aired: May 3, 2021 – present.*
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In the land of Someplace Else, just north of the Neighborhood of Make-Believe, Donkey Hodie and her friends go throughout their day while solving different problems along the way.

02x07 - The Goalies/Mousy Hodie

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♪♪

Singer: ♪ Here comes Donkey Hodie!

Donkey Hodie: Hee-haw! Singer: ♪ Donkey Hodie!

Singer: ♪ She loves adventure. She loves surprise. ♪

♪ When there's a problem, she tries and tries. ♪

Singer: ♪ Let's go, Donkey Hodie!

Singer: ♪ And if she fails, she'll bounce right back. ♪

♪ Come on, Duck Duck, give a quack! ♪

Duck Duck: Kay kay! Quack! Singer: ♪ Donkey Hodie!

Singer: ♪ When she plays with Bob Dog they have a ball! ♪

♪ It's fun for them, it's fun for all! ♪

Bob Dog: Bow wow! Singer: ♪ Donkey Hodie!

Singer: ♪ Just for fun, she'll take a trip, ♪

♪ with Purple Panda in his spaceship. ♪

Purple Panda: Hey-o! Singer: ♪ Donkey Hodie!

Singer: ♪ With a hee and a haw and a haw and a hee, ♪

♪ Someplace Else is the place to be ♪

♪ with our pal Donkey Hodie!

Donkey: Hee-haw!

♪♪

Panda: ♪ On my way to Donkey's,

♪ Going to play with Donkey,

♪ Going to play with Donkey,

♪ Yes, I am!

[giggles] Oh!

Hey, uh, Donkey!

Donkey: Hi, Panda! Panda: Are you ready to play?

Donkey: Not quite yet.

I gotta finish my pineapple walk first...

Panda: Oh, but of course! By all means!

Donkey: Okay, balancing the pineapple

while walking slowly this time,

in a straight line...

I did it!

Panda: Hey-o!

Way to go, Donkey!

That's one of the best pineapple walks

I've ever seen in my life! [laughs]

Donkey: [giggles] Thanks!

[giggles]

You know, Grampy always says,

you'll feel hee-hawesome when you set a goal

and then you achieve it.

Panda: A goal?

This panda loves a goal!

Something that you want to do...

Donkey: And try hard to do it!

And I set a goal to do the pineapple walk this morning,

and I did it, and I feel heee-hawesome.

Panda: Hey, I wanna do a goal, too

and feel all hee-hawesome. Donkey: Mm-hmm.

Panda: Or, better yet, feel all hey-o-oh!

That's when you take the "hey-o" to the next level.

You know? [giggles]

Donkey: Okay then, Panda! What's your goal?

Panda: Um... my goal is, uh...

Oh!

My goal is to clean up my toys.

Donkey: [giggles] That is a very orderly goal.

Panda: Okay! [giggles]

Whoa... Who-oo-a! Whoa!

Donkey: Uh-oh. Oh. Oh no.

Uh. Oh.

[gasps]

Panda!

I got ya.

Panda: Oh, thank you, Donkey.

[sighs] I did not complete my goal.

Donkey: Hmm.

You know, when I have a goal,

there are usually different parts to doing it.

So, I think about all the parts I have to do before I start.

Like, when I wanted to do the pineapple walk,

first I needed a pineapple. Panda: Oh, yeah.

Donkey: And then I balanced it on my head,

and then I started at the door

and walked so slowly in a straight line.

Panda: Oh, I see!

Different steps to take!

So, if my goal is to clean up my toys,

then first I need my toy bin. [giggles]

Tah-dee!

Donkey: Your toy bin! Panda: Mmm-hmm.

Donkey: That's an important first step. [giggles]

Panda: Yep. My goal is to clean up my toys.

Donkey: Gooooo Panda!

Panda: Okay. Here we go.

Gooooooaaaaaaalllll!

Donkey: Gooooaaaallllll!

Panda: [giggles] Donkey: [giggles]

Panda: Completing my goals made me feel all hey-o-oh!

Donkey: Hey, I have an idea of what we can do today -

we can be Goalies!?

Panda: Eh, Goalies?

Donkey: Yeah, we can set goals and complete them - Goalies!

Panda: Oh yeah!

And then when we complete the goals,

we can say, 'Gooooaaalll!'

Donkey: Goooaaallll! Panda: [giggles]

Donkey: I, Donkey Hodie, am going to be a Goalie today!

Panda: And me too!

Both: ♪ We're the Goalies!

♪ Together we just can't be beat. ♪

Donkey: Hee-haw! Panda: Hey-o!

Both: ♪ With goals and steps to meet them, ♪

♪ We can work and then achieve them. ♪

♪ We're the Goaliiiiiiiies!

Panda: ♪ Let's think of steps before we start, ♪

♪ And complete them, part by part. ♪

Donkey: ♪ We've gotta keep with them, ♪

♪ Work and believe in,

♪ Our goals then we'll reach 'em, ♪

♪ Even when they're hard!

Both: ♪ We're the Goalies!

♪ Together we just can't be beat. ♪

Donkey: Hee-haw! Panda: Hey-o!

Both: ♪ With goals and steps to meet them, ♪

♪ We can work and then achieve them. ♪

♪ We're the Goaliiiiiiiiiiiies! ♪

Donkey: Let's go, fellow Goalie!

There are goals out there to complete!

Panda: Hey-o! Donkey: Ha ha!

So, what are some more goals for us,

Panda my fellow Goalie pal?

Panda: Hmm... goals for us...

goals for...

[gasps] Oh!

Well, I just had my Big-o Bongos delivered yesterday,

but I haven't been able to put them in the spaceship yet,

because they're so heavy.

Well, then that's our goal.

To get the Big Bongos into your spaceship,

but now we gotta figure out the steps

to complete it, fellow Goalie!

Panda: Hmm. Yeah. Donkey: Hmm.

I think the first step should be...

Well, we gotta open the front door.

Panda: Oh, that's true.

Step one: complete.

Okay, now the Big-o Bongos are, well, really big.

Donkey: Really big!

Panda: Yeah, so I think the next step should be

that we each get on a side.

Donkey: [gasp] Great idea! Panda: Okay.

Donkey: Kay, we each get on a side.

Panda: Got it.

Donkey: And then the next step is...

Lift it. Panda: Okay.

On the count of three.

Both: One. Two.

Three.

Donkey: Okay.

Panda: And next step is we carry it into the spaceship!

Donkey: [strained] I love doing steps.

Panda: Hey-o!

Donkey: Hee-haw!

Both: Gooooooaaaaaallll!

Panda: I feel so hey-o-oh! [giggles]

Donkey: And I feel hee-hawesome!

Panda: Yeah! [laughs]

Another goal completed by the Goalies! [giggles]

Donkey: There's no stopping us now.

What's another goal that we can complete?

Panda: Eh, hm...

Donkey: [gasps] Panda, the blocks.

Panda: [gasps]

Both: Our goal is to make a block tower as tall as us!

Panda: Um, actually a question before we start, fellow Goalie.

Donkey: Hmm?

Panda: Eh, what are the steps that we need

to complete this goal?

Donkey: Oh, well, first we need a lot of blocks...

Panda: Mm-hmm. And a low surface,

Donkey: And... then we stack 'em.

Both: Hmph.

Donkey: Okay. Panda: Mm-hmm.

Donkey: Almost there. Panda: Nice.

Here we go.

Donkey: Uh. Panda: Oh no.

Oh...

Donkey: We aren't completing our goal, Panda.

Panda: Do we need another step, Donkey?

Donkey: [gasp] Hee-haw, I think you might be right.

Panda: Oh. Donkey: But what's another step?

Panda: Hmm.

Donkey: Think, Donkey Hodie, think.

Panda: Hmm... Donkey: Umm.

Panda: [gasp] I know!

Another step is that we should stack the blocks neatly

so the tower will stay balanced the taller it gets! [giggles]

Donkey: Oh, yeah!

And we should take our time to make sure we stack them neatly.

Panda: Mm-hmm. Let's do it.

Panda: There you go, Donkey. Donkey: Okay.

Panda: There you go.

Both: Gooooooaaaaaaal!!!!

Donkey: Another goal completed by the Goalies.

Panda: And oh, wooo, that was a toughie.

Donkey: Say, Panda? Panda: Yes, Donkey?

Donkey: What time is it when Goalies finish a goal?

Panda: Time to find more goals! [giggles]

Donkey: That's right! Ha ha! Panda: Hey-o!

Donkey: [chanting] Finding goals!

Both: [chanting] Finding goals! Finding goals!

Finding goals! Finding goals!

Finding goals! Finding goals! Finding-

Panda: Donkey. Donkey: Huh?

Panda: I think I found the next goal

and it's one we've wanted to do for a long, long time!

Donkey: [in awe] Excaliball, the ball stuck in the stone.

Panda: We've been wanting to free that ball from the stone

for so long!

Donkey: Yeah, since last week.

Panda: So, this is our new goal.

It will be hard, fellow Goalie.

Can we do it?

Donkey: Believe it. We can achieve it!

[grunting]

Ugh, the ball won't budge!

Panda: [gasps] Let me try.

It's really stuck!

Donkey: Oh, no, no, no, wait, wait, hold on.

We need to think about what steps we need to do

to achieve our goal.

Right, fellow Goalie?

Panda: Right, fellow Goalie.

So, what are the steps to free Excaliball from the stone?

Donkey: Hm.

Well, one step can be I can push from this side.

Panda: Oh, and another step can be

that I can pull from that side.

Donkey: Let's do it!

[grunting]

This is a really hard goal.

Panda: [out of breath] Yeah.

There's gotta be another step we're missing that can help!

Donkey: Oh, what can help?

Uh, hey, maybe we can put something slippery on the ball,

so it'll slide out as we push it and pull it?

Panda: Oh! Like this!

Slippery soap!

Never go anywhere without it! [giggles]

Okay, new first step

is pour the soap around the ball.

[giggles]

And second step, push the ball.

And push.

Donkey: And third step, pull the ball!

Mmmm...

Ahh!

Panda: Whoa.

Penguin Referee: ♪ It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood. ♪

♪ Da da da da da da da d-.

[gasp]

♪♪

Gooooooooaaaaal!

Both: GOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLL!

Donkey: I feel heeee-hawesome!

Panda: And I feel all hey-o-oh!

Both: GOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLL!

Panda: Hey-o! Donkey: Ha ha!

♪♪

Donkey: Ah! [chuckles]

Good morning, Someplace Else!

[deep breath] Ah, another beautiful day,

with familiar faces...

Turtle Lou: Oh well, Speedy Delivery, Donkey Hodie.

Donkey: Hi, Turtle Lou!

And all the familiar places, like, like uh,

my garden, and my windmill...

...and that little windmill.

Hmm.

Little windmill?

Mousy Hodie: ♪ Here comes Mousy Hodie.

♪ Squeak Squeak! Mousy Hodie. ♪

♪ Doo doot doot doot do doo doo do. ♪

Donkey: [gasp] Oh, I love your little costume, Mousy!

Mousy: Oh well, thank you.

I made it all by myself.

Donkey: [gasp] The windmill too? Mousy: Mm-hmm.

Donkey: Oh, that is so cute!

Are you pretending to be like me?

Mousy: Well, yeah!

I mean you're smart, and you're funny,

and you're always coming up with really fun things to do.

Donkey: Aww, why thank you!

Mousy: So, I thought by pretending to be you,

I could have a lot of fun too!

[gasp] Say, can I tag along with you today?

I'd love to learn how to play...

"the Donkey way."

Donkey: Oh, of course, you can! It'll be fun!

Mousy: Squeak squeak!

I mean, I mean, I mean...

hee-haw!

Donkey: [giggles] You're already off to a great start.

We'll have you playing "the Donkey way" in no time!

Both: Hee-haw.

Donkey: Okay, Mousy Hodie,

the first thing we're going to do "The Donkey Way"

is play guitar.

Mousy: Oh! Oh! Oh! How do you play guitar, Donkey?

Donkey: With a rockin' guitar solo, of course!

One, two, three!

[guitar playing]

Mousy: Whoa-h*-oh!

♪♪

That was awesome!

I mean... hee-hawesome!

Donkey: Aww. Thanks, Mousy Hodie!

Hey! Why don't you play a-

Mousy: One, two, three!

[guitar playing]

♪♪

Donkey: [gasp] Amazing guitar solo!

Wow!

Mousy: Aww, thanks Donkey!

Donkey: Oh, you're a natural.

And hey, if you liked that last solo, wait 'til you hear this-

Mousy: One, two, three!

[guitar playing]

♪♪

♪♪

Donkey: Wow! Yeah, that was great.

Now, what do you think about this one?

Mousy: One, two, three!

[guitar playing]

Donkey: Mousy Hodie?

MOUSY HODIE?

Well, I'm glad Mousy Hodie is enjoying herself.

It'd be even more fun if I could have a turn, too.

Wow, she's uh, she's really on a roll.

Oh, and so is that giant...

...peanut?

Hmm?

Grampy Hodie: Fetch, Gregory!

Go on boy! Get the peanut! [laughs]

Donkey: Hi, Grampy! Grampy: Oh, hey there,

my little Donkaroo!

Donkey: What are you and Gregory doing?

Grampy: Oh, well, we're on our way to the park,

for a good old game of "Roll the Peanut."

Donkey: Oh, that sounds like it will be-

Mousy: Hee-hawesome!

Grampy: Hey, uh, who's this?

Donkey: Oh. Grampy Hodie, meet Mousy Hodie.

My little mousy pal who's pretending to be like me today.

Mousy: Hello!

Grampy: Uh, well, uh, how do you do, Mousy?

Are you two having fun today?

Donkey: Umm. Well... Mousy: I'm having tons of fun!

And I owe it all to Donkey.

I'm learning to play "the Donkey way."

Donkey: Aww.

Well, I guess I'm having a good time too.

Gregory: [Blurt?]

Grampy: Uh, coming, Gregory! Gregory: [Blurt!]

Grampy: Well, we better get "rolling" along

if we want to make it to the park.

Buh-bye, my little Donkaroo.

Donkey: Bye-

Grampy: And uh, buh-bye my little uh, mouse-aroo.

Have fun!

Donkey: Buh-Bye, Grampy! Mousy: Bye, Grampy!

Ooo. Ooo. Ooo.

Playing the guitar was so much fun, Donkey!

Donkey: Aww, well that was only the beginning.

There are plenty more ways to play "the Donkey way"!

Mousy: Hee-haw!

Donkey: Okay Mousy, here's a game I made up

with my best pal, Purple Panda.

We're gonna play...

Acornball!

Mousy: A game you play with acorns?!

Donkey: Mm-hmm. Mousy: Ah! How do you play?

Donkey: Oh, just like this, you just take an acorn

and try to toss it into that bucket.

Watch.

[gasps] Hee-haw!

When you make it, you get to do an excited dance.

Like this!

Excited dance!

Mousy: Ooooh! I wanna try, I wanna try!

Hee-haw! Excited Dance!

Donkey: Hey, that was great, Mousy!

Even better, we can both have fun playing this.

There are plenty of acorns to go around.

Mousy: Hee-haw! Excited dance!

Donkey: Mm-hmm.

Mousy: Hee-haw! Excited dance!

Donkey: Ok, it's, uh, it's my turn.

Mousy: Hee-haw! Excited dance!

Hee-haw! Excited dance!

Donkey: But-I-but...

Mousy: Hee-haw! Excited dance!

Donkey: Mousy, I-I-I didn't realize

you were going to throw all the acorns.

Mousy: Hee-haw! Excited dance!

Hee-haw! Excited dance!

Mousy: I thought we were going to play together.

Mousy: Hee-haw! Excited dance!

Mousy: Hee-haw! Excited dance! Donkey: I-uh...

Grrrr! This is so frustrating!

♪ It's not fun for me, when I don't get to play. ♪

♪ It's not fun for me, when I can't join the game. ♪

Mousy: Hee-haw! Excited dance! Donkey: ♪ It's not fun for me.

♪ I really have to say That it's not fun for me. ♪

Donkey: ♪ My little mousy pal

♪ likes to do what I do. Mousy: Hee-haw! Excited dance!

Donkey: ♪ Say what I say and move how I move. ♪

♪ But when it's time to play, she won't let me play too. ♪

♪ And it's not fun for me. Mousy: Hee-haw! Excited dance!

Donkey: ♪ It's not fun for me when I don't get to play. ♪

♪ It's not fun for me when I can't the join the game. ♪

♪ It's not fun for me.

♪ I really have to say, That it's not fun for me. ♪

♪ Whether we play to a song or play with a ball, ♪

♪ When it comes to fun, she's having it all. ♪

♪ But the last time we had fun together, I can't recall, ♪

♪ And that's not fun for me.

♪ It's not fun for me when I don't get to play. ♪

♪ It's not fun for me when I can't join the game. ♪

♪ It's not fun for me.

♪ I really have to say That it's not fun for me. ♪

♪ I've tried to be patient, but I can't ignore ♪

♪ The way that I feel, I can't take it anymore! ♪

♪ It's not fun for me.

Mousy: Hee-haw! Excited dance!

Donkey: [sigh] This is no fun at all.

Grampy: What's not fun?

Donkey: Hi, Grampy. [sighs]

Playing with Mousy Hodie isn't fun.

Grampy: Oh, I thought you two were having a great time.

Donkey: Yeah, she is.

At first, I liked that she wanted to be like me,

but she's not letting me have a turn at anything we're playing.

Grampy: Hmm, I see.

Donkey: Hey! Where's Gregory?

I thought you two were playing "Roll the Peanut."

Grampy: Oh, we were, all morning.

But after a while, I wasn't enjoying it as much,

so I decided to take a little break.

Donkey: Oh, so it's okay to take a break

if you're not having fun? Grampy: Sure!

You can always come back and play later.

Donkey: Oh.

You know what, Grampy?

I think, I, Donkey Hodie,

am going to take a break from playing with Mousy Hodie.

Grampy: That sounds like a good idea, my little Donkaroo!

And now that I've had <span tts:fontStyle="italic">my</span>break,

I think it's time for another round of "Roll the Peanut."

Gregory: [Blurt! Blurt!]

Grampy: Well, see you later, my little Donkaroo!

Donkey: Bye, Grampy!

Mousy: Ah, there you are, Donkey!

Donkey: Oh uh, hi Mousy Hodie...

Both: I have something to tell you.

Donkey: Oh. Mousy: Why don't you go first?

Donkey: Oh. Okay.

I think I need to take a little break

and play by myself for a while.

Mousy: Actually, I was going to say the same thing.

Donkey: [gasp] Really? Mousy: Yeah!

I mean I liked playing "the Donkey way",

but I think I just wanna play "the Mousy way" for a while.

Donkey: Oh.

Well, how about we both take a break

and maybe we can play together later?

Mousy: Okay, sure! Well...

Enjoy your break, Donkey Hodie!

Donkey: Enjoy <span tts:fontStyle="italic">your</span>break, Mousy Hodie!

I mean... Mousy!

Mousy: [giggles]

Donkey: Okay, now that I have some time to myself,

what should I do?

Hmm. Think, Donkey Hodie, think.

[gasp] I know, play "the Donkey way".

[guitar playing]

Now this has been fun.

One donkey, one guitar, and one rockin' solo.

Hm? [tuba playing]

Oh, hi Mousy!

I didn't know you played the tuba.

You sound great!

Mousy: Aww, thanks Donkey.

I love playing my tiny tuba; it's "the Mousy way."

Say, what if we played "the Donkey way"

and "the Mousy way" together?

Donkey: [gasp] That would be hee-hawesome!

Hmm.

You know, I'm glad I took a break from playing

because I feel so much better now,

but I know I'll have a hee-hawesome time

playing with you.

Mousy: Me too, Donkey!

Donkey: Break over!

Both: One, two, three!

♪♪

Your turn, Mousy!

Your turn, Donkey!

Your turn, Mousy!

Your turn, Donkey!

Both: All together!

♪♪

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