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01x13 - #Awkward

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Below Deck Sailing Yacht". Aired: February 3, 2020 –present.*
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The series chronicles the lives of the crew members who work and reside aboard a 177-foot (54 meter) sailing yacht during charter seasons.

01x13 - #Awkward

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Previously on "Below Deck

- Previously on "Below Deck

Sailing Yacht"

- I think I need to resign.

- Understood.

- I'm gonna miss you.

There goes my buddy.

- Yo, no shirt, no shoes,

no problem, okay?

- Must be Chris.

- Yes, I am.

- First impressions of Chris

- Yeah.

- Yeah, I'm here

to do it properly.

- He's got experience,

and it's really refreshing.

- Are you all ready

for the fun day?

- Just so you know, Georgia's

flirting with you now.

- Oh, really?

- I'm not a flirt,

I'm vivacious.

- You're allowed to use

the master cabin if you

- Yeah, apparently.

- You got a problem with it,

you can talk to me about it.

- If Jenna says we get to

sleep in the master cabin,

then we get to sleep in

the ----ing master cabin.

[ laughter ]

- Lyndi Kennedy is

a lifestyle blogger

based in Newport Beach,

California.

- On night two,

Lyndi is requesting

a music festival party.

- My name's Adam.

- Hi.

- I'll be cooking for you.

- A lot of good stuff, I hope.

- How do you all know

each other?

- Blogging.

- From blogging.

- Take whatever you want,

I'm done.

Take my preference sheet

and throw it out.

- He's adorable.

I love him.

- Hey, Lyndi?

Lock it up.

- I wanna do what

Adam tells me to do.

- You're having an argument

about my boyfriend.

This is super awkward.

- If you want somebody else,

tell me now so

I'm not wasting my time.

- Lock it up.

- You tell me what to do,

I will do the opposite.

[ laughs ]

- So I mean nothing?

- Well

I want you.

- Yeah, and I'm here now.

I've always been here.

So if you want somebody else,

tell me now so

I'm not wasting my time.

- This is a very

serious conversation

happening on my right,

and I need alcohol for it.

[ laughter ]

- And we got you covered.

Let me top it up a

little bit more.

- Two more to come,

and then we're cleared.

- So they're definitely

breaking up.

- Seriously?

- Yeah, she's like, "You were

never there for me, Jesse,

and I asked you so

many times to do this,

and you just never did."

- Mm-hmm, yeah, I am.

- There's not really

room in here for me

to do my washing up, is there?

- No, but you'll find a way.

- Jenna, stop flirting

with my man.

Also

- Thank you.

You're good.

- You know where to find me.

- I'm not sure if it's just

flirting or if it's anything.

- No, just, like

- Oh, I can assure you, she

actually wants your passport.

- Yeah, she does, yeah.

- I mean, if you find

a connection with someone,

you should act on

that connection.

- Please take care of

that for all of us.

[ laughs ]

Just please.

- Be more than happy to.

- Okay.

- I've dated lots of girls

that the first three months,

amazing, and then things

just deteriorated.

- Do some banter, like make

fun of her a little bit.

- Yeah.

- She'll like that.

- The last girlfriend,

I called her my little whale,

and she loved it.

But you call a girl a whale,

and like, woo.

[ laughs ]

- Love your attitude.

- Yeah.

- She's lovely.

- It's fantastic.

- I will never be alone,

because we are

gonna be buried together.

No, we really are.

- Cheers.

- Oh.

- No.

- Cheers.

- Me, either.

- We're not allowed to cheers?

- Like, wow, me too.

- I'm going to bed.

[ laughs ]

- You start at 4:00.

Make sure you're in

here like five to,

to do the handover with

the next person.

- Yeah.

- Good night.

- Love you, bye!

- Bye!

- That food was so good.

Everything was amazing.

- It was so good.

- I loved it.

Ready to roll, babe?

- I don't like that.

- Lyndi, where you guys going?

- Jesse, go, seriously.

- I need to know where

Adam and the galley is.

- Where's the galley?

- Incoming!

- Where's Adam?

- Hey, hey.

- Oh, this is it?

- This is it.

- All that magic happened

right here.

- Yeah.

- Is this, like,

Denny's on crack?

- Do you just wanna go to bed?

What do you do?

- I'll go to bed soon.

For anyone to be hit on,

it's flattering.

It's just kinda funny

that Jenna's having

to work for them

at the same time.

- I love you, I love her,

I love you, and her.

- We love everyone except who

we're with, but I love you.

- I mean, whatever,

because if you say so,

I'm good with it, it's good.

- Thank you.

- Yeah.

- You eat generally healthy,

which is really important,

I can tell.

- Thank you, I appreciate that.

- How are you doing?

- Good, how are you?

- Good.

The ladies went to the galley.

- Yeah.

- Just down there.

- I wanna say the whole season's

been going really well, so

- Oh, yeah?

- Hey, guys, look at you.

- Hi!

- This is the place to be.

- This is it, right on.

Well, thanks, you guys,

thanks for dropping in.

- Bye, Adam!

- See you tomorrow.

- That was fun.

- That was the most

awkward thing ever.

- I'll let them know

that you're taken.

- Jesus Christ.

- Good night.

- Good night.

- Without Parker, I'm not,

like, lonely,

I'm just very alone.

On lates we would just,

like, sit and sh**t sh--

and eat some granola.

Do I miss a friendly face?

Yes.

- When I'm doing

my night watches,

I don't want to bother Adam.

I'll creep out of bed silently,

I'll open the door really

carefully and just creep out.

Call me the ninja

of night watch.

- Okay.

- Cool. Good night.

- We're gonna sail

at 2:00 today.

Head over to another

place called Parga.

But dinner will be on board.

And then we do the music fest.

- Sounds good.

- All right?

- We're stoked.

- Cool.

- Hi.

- Good morning,

did you sleep good?

- Look at that.

You're very phonetical.

- What the are

you guys talking about?

- Good morning.

- Good morning.

- You guys can start

taking stuff now.

[ wasp buzzing ]

- I know, it really

it really loves you.

- Leave!

- Ooh, look at that.

- You guys are all just trying

to make me fat, aren't you?

- Okay, what are we gonna do?

- The bee?

- I haven't seen wasps like

this all season.

I don't even know where

they're coming from.

What do you think, do

you wanna be inside, or

- It's so pretty out

here, though.

- I don't mind bee weather.

- I'm so hungry.

I'm fine with them.

I'm just gonna eat by myself

if they won't eat

with the wasps.

- Yeah.

- So are we eating?

- I'm eating!

- I feel like

I'm being attacked

like I

I'm being attacked by bees.

[ shouting, screaming ]

- all over the

they're all over the bacon.

- I don't know where those

wasps are coming from,

but they're really annoying.

- This avocado toast

looks to die for.

I put this on my

preference sheet,

I'm really excited about it.

- He took good care of you.

- I mean, he really

he really did.

- Oh, Jenna

[ wasps buzzing ]

- Help, the bees.

- Oh, God, oh, God.

Oh, my.

- Oh, my God, I can't.

- Oh, no, oh, no.

- This is like we're

being attacked.

- Oh, my gosh.

- Oh, my God.

[ buzzing intensifies ]

- We're in the middle

of the ocean.

Like, for real, where the

are these bees coming from?

- Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh,

oh, my gosh!

[ squealing ]

- Um, the bees have a request

they'd like some puffed

pastries on the aft deck.

- This is weird.

- Are they gonna follow us?

- Bye! I'll be over here.

[ wasps buzzing ]

- Coming up

- What are you grabbing

from the beach?

- Oh, I gotta forage up some

some garnishes.

I have no time to pull this off,

but I'm gonna make it

happen anyway.

Yep.

[ thunk ]

- Oh, dude!

-

- Oh, look at you.

- Oh, my God, I love it

right here.

- We love it.

- You tow those off, and I'll

pull this other one up.

- Whoa!

For 's sake.

Can you chill for two seconds?

[ singing ]

- Okay.

- You know what

you're doing there?

- Huh?

- Is that PAC-MAN?

- Yeah, I just won.

- A little bit more.

- Picture?

- Yeah, picture.

- Yeah, yes, please.

- I feel like you're gonna

be able to see my hoohah

if I lift up my legs.

- Meep, meep.

Meep, meep.

Meep, meep.

- Whose honey is it?

[ kissing ]

[ groaning ]

- I can't believe

how you're such a deckhand,

and you have such a posh voice.

[ groaning ]

- Can we just not

be all coupled?

- Chris, Chris, Pag.

Can you jump in the tender

and pick me up

on the swim platform, please?

We're gonna take that

chain off around the rock.

- Yeah, I'll come now.

- What I'm looking for is

four tiki torches,

the materials that I would use

to make some flower crowns.

- Yes, okay.

- Thank you so much.

- Three, two, one

- Ciara, you can start

closing the transom now.

Is a lot of slack in the water?

- Uh, no.

Two meter total, that's it.

- Yeah on it.

- We're good, thank you.

There goes Ciara,

frigging rope as big as her.

[ grunting ]

- Seeing Paget and Ciara

working together,

I know from experience

how hard that can be.

Previously I worked on

Eric Clapton's motoryacht

with a girlfriend.

She was interior,

I was exterior,

and we worked well together.

I had worked with her

previously on the boat

where we were both on deck,

and it was a nightmare.

I couldn't do it.

I couldn't work with her.

So I have no idea how the two

of them are pulling it off.

- That sounded that came out

a little bit weird, didn't it?

It did.

- So we're gonna

do lunch shortly.

We're trying to stick to,

like, an 8:00, 8:30 dinner

- Okay.

- just so that we can have

the dessert on the beach like

9:30-ish.

- That'd be great.

- Yeah.

- It's gonna be so fun.

- Okay, Glenn, door is clear.

- Okay, Byron,

whenever you're ready,

we'll start putting up sails

- Yeah, on my way, yeah.

- We're gonna start sailing.

- Cool.

- Call the mizzen, keep an

eye on it as it goes up.

Chris, you wanna do the lazy?

Okay, Chris, let's leave

it like that for now.

- Last wrap.

- How's that look?

- Pretty good.

- We got the mizzen

and the main.

- Yeah.

- My God, it is so cool.

It really is.

- Ready when you are

to pull more slack.

- Okay, here it comes.

You getting some?

Let's teach these guys

to shake their heads up

and down when it's coming.

- I had an ex-girlfriend

that used to do that.

- I knew you were gonna

say something like that.

- Perfect.

- Yeah, copy.

- Just don't block the sun.

- Yeah, now we're sailing.

- Oh, my gosh, this is

so cool, look at that.

Oh, my gosh.

- Okay, Georgia,

you can go on break.

- Copy for Georgia.

- We need to come up a

little bit, see how that looks.

- Paget, you're gonna do this

guitar stuff with Georgia.

- Is she free now?

- Yeah, she's gonna

go on a break.

- Okay, I'm gonna go on break

now as well, so I'll spend,

like, half an hour,

40 minutes with her.

- Ciara doesn't seem

to have a reaction

to anything that Paget

does with Georgia.

Unless she does,

and she's just hiding it.

If that was my ----ing

boyfriend

[ humming ]

- think I'd sit back

and watch that happen?

- One, two, three.

- two, three.

- Oh, you got the guitar.

- Here, I'll get mine as well.

- We could do it in your room,

where there's bigger space.

- I think

- Yeah.

- Hello.

- So did you guys hear

about our adventure

in the kitchen last night?

That was a bad idea.

- We, like, embarrassed Adam.

- No, you weren't trying

to have sex with him.

- I think Adam's hot, though.

And he's really talented.

- Mm-hmm.

- Yeah.

- And he's sweet.

- And

- Adam and I are

actually dating.

[ screaming, laughter ]

- Oh, my God!

- I love it!

- You guys are so cute!

- That's adorable.

- Thank you.

Thank you, guys.

- We're just being funny.

- We were just flirting with

Adam, because Adam's cute.

- Adam's cute.

- Yeah.

- It's completely innocent,

I swear.

- We're not trying to get

with your man.

- No, I know, I know, I know.

- And guess what?

Jesse's gonna be so happy.

- Ooh, my G string's way out.

- Oh, happens to the best of us.

- I need to tell you

that I'm in it ♪

- Sorry maybe at this point

I should just

cut out completely,

do you think?

- Yeah, sure.

- Just so you can go by,

like, it quietens down?

- Okay.

- Yeah?

- I like that.

- Yeah.

- I really don't know

what it is about Paget.

He's actually pretty talented

when it comes

to singing and songwriting,

and I never have that

in common with a guy.

And it's hard, because the more

time you spend with someone,

and the more you start

to like them,

the more things slip

through the cracks.

So I really can't explain

the whole thing.

I can tell you it's ----ing

inconvenient.

- I think when I play I'm gonna

have to have it like this

- Well, it makes

your g*ns look bigger.

- Oof.

- This pink rosé is cute.

- Oh, that pink rosé

looks really pretty.

- We're gonna put

these sails down.

I'm gonna take

the main down first.

- Yep.

- Ciara, if you keep an eye,

I'll do this one

at the same time.

- Okay.

- On one, look's good.

- Stand by to anchor, please.

Let it go, and go to three.

- Thank you very much, sir.

- Thank you.

- Is that what's that?

- Well, it's to make our

own flower crowns.

- This is gonna be harder

than olive branches,

you know that, right?

- I know.

- This is sweet of you, thanks.

- Don't put it past me.

- Do you like giving flowers?

- I like doing all things sweet.

because they never

really happen.

[ grunting ]

- I don't have enough plants

for this for work.

- Hey, you mind running me

to the beach real quick?

I just need to grab

something off the beach.

No worries.

- It seems absurd to me

that Jenna has

never received flowers

from a guy.

I get romantic so infrequently,

but she's been putting up with

charter guests flirting

with me, and

- What are you grabbing

from the beach?

- Oh, I gotta forage up some

some garnishes for my plates.

I wanna do my best to be a

good boyfriend right now.

I have no time to pull this off,

but I'm gonna make

it happen anyway.

- Oh, dude!

-

- Oh!

- Coming up

- These are for you.

I love you.

- Where did you get that?

- Yeah.

- Oh, dude!

-

- Oh!

- Oh!

- No, it looks fine.

But that was, like

who put that log there?

I'm not sure what's bruised

more right now

my face or my ego.

- I hated ----ing seeing that.

- So I'm, like,

full-speed foraging

for some wildflowers here.

But it is pretty slim pickings.

- Okay, so we think

it'd be really cute

to take pictures

like this up here.

- Yeah, let's just

take a thousand.

- Okay, one, two, three.

- Before meeting these

charter guests,

I didn't know what

an "influencer" was.

- Oh!

- And I certainly didn't

know you could make enough

to charter a yacht

by taking photos.

- Good thing I

have underwear on.

- Sign me up.

- Oh, yes, darling.

- Like that?

- Oh!

[ laughs ]

- You look so cute.

- Woo!

- You know, I ----ing crushed

my head on that log.

- Yeah, that was an

interesting moment.

- I barely even

have time to take

a bathroom break

throughout my day.

So I will rush dinner

prep if I have to,

I will get through this day

for these damn flowers.

- Did you just pick

some wildflowers?

- Yeah.

- Prince Charming.

- Come here.

- Oh, yuck, your hand

smells like spices.

- It does.

What did you get?

- Oh, I just went and

got some garnishes.

- One, two, three.

- Is my butt showing?

- Guess it's gonna be me

and Georgia on the beach,

and you're gonna be

doing turndowns here.

- Okay.

- You're gonna have to go and

set up while I'm serving dinner.

- Do you want me to serve

and you can just go?

Because I don't want you

to not like it.

- No.

- Okay.

- The last beach

barbeque Madison did

was a ----ing disaster.

- Okay, why aren't there

umbrellas set up?

- Because it doesn't stay up,

we've already tried.

- Okay.

It looks like absolute sh--.

- [ groaning ] Oh.

- So this time, I would love

to see her take an initiative.

- I'll come and

check it out right before.

- I know what I'm wearing

to our little beach party.

- I do, too.

- But am I wearing that

to dinner, and that too

- That's the question.

- is my question.

- I think I think no.

- Chris, Chris, Madison.

- Yeah, go ahead.

- Will you let me know when

the tender's ready to go?

- Yeah, give us four minutes

and we'll be ready.

- Go.

- Get out of the way.

- Glenn, Glenn, Glenn, Pag.

That's Chris, I, and Madison

heading to the beach to setup.

- Copy that.

- Lyndi, do you wanna be

in the middle?

- Yeah, Lyndi needs to

be in the middle.

- Go time!

- All right, where are

they gonna be sat?

- Start moving everything up,

hold on. This

- Take the brown baby.

- Oh, yeah.

- Chris, don't say

I never got you anything.

- Ah, beautiful.

- All right.

- These are about ready.

- Okay.

Georgia, Georgia, Jenna.

- Yeah, go ahead.

- Do you wanna come up

and run these mains?

- On my way.

- Hey, Kathy.

- Mm-hmm.

- Your highlighter is on fleek.

- Oh

- Thank you.

- my gosh.

- Thank you.

- Okay, guys, this

is local sea bass.

- Yum.

- Pan-seared it in a

little bit of white wine.

The red sauce is actually

an octopus reduction.

Enjoy your meal.

- Oh, wow.

- Thank you.

- Thank you.

- I love how he comes out and,

like, tells us all about it

- I do, too.

- and everything, you know?

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Mm.

- Mm, that is so good.

- Hey, bud, can we actually move

that one a little further back?

- That one? Yeah.

- I just don't want

someone to catch on fire.

Jenna thinks I can't do this.

But, like, I went out pretty

heavily after my sister passed.

You know, I would go to

music festivals every weekend

TomorrowWorld,

and Life in Color.

So I'm like, y'all can

just off, I got this.

- Cool or lame?

- No.

- Lame?

- No.

- Okay.

- Here, let me see these.

Can I

- There's loads of them.

- Yeah, there

now you're thinking.

- You've got it.

- The beach will probably be

ready in about 20 minutes or so.

- Oh, to go over there?

- Yeah.

- Okay.

- Good job, guys.

Both of you smashed

that pretty quickly.

- Okay, I'll carry that.

- You want me to carry?

- Yeah.

- So they're bringing in

the table right now.

- Okay, perfect.

- Okay, cool.

- Oh, it's nice to see

a sandy beach for once.

- After the last beach setup,

I was a little bit nervous

about what Madison

would be able to pull off.

But I have to say

this looks beautiful.

- [ gasping ] Oh, my gosh, look.

Okay, can someone tell me if

this is real life right now?

- The guests are

ready to go to the beach.

- Copy that, Ciara and

I are heading back now.

- This is actually beautiful,

though,

with that rock in

the background.

- Yes.

- That's our boat, let's go.

- Cool, cool, cool.

- Have a real fun time

at the beach.

- I will, thanks, sweetheart.

- Good luck.

- Have a great time!

- [ groaning ] Oh, yeah.

- Comes right out

perfect.

- We're here!

- Woo!

- Here I come.

- I got quite wet.

- This is so cute.

- Ooh, look at that.

- I love this so much.

- This is the best thing.

I mean, wow, it'll be really

hard to ever beat this.

[ laughter ]

- I love this.

- I cannot handle

this right now.

- Why do I look so bad

even in the pretty filter?

I can't win here.

- Let's step away

for a minute ♪

I need to tell you

something ♪

I need to tell

you that I'm in it ♪

And that you're on my brain ♪

It's for you ♪

- All I know is look at Adam.

- She's so good.

- That you feel the same ♪

Won't break my heart ♪

I need you to tell

me that you won't ♪

Won't break my heart ♪

I need you to tell me

that you won't ♪

[ clapping, murmuring ]

- That was nice.

- So good.

- Beautiful.

- Wow.

- Where you going?

- I was gonna refill somebody.

How you doing?

- What's that?

- Do you wanna borrow mine?

- Do you have one on you?

- Yes.

Yes!

- Seriously?

- Let me get this off.

So super awkward,

especially because

Lyndi, 12 hours before,

was flirting with Adam and

clearly disinterested in Jesse.

So this should be fun.

Oh okay, there we go.

Good luck!

- Sh, sh, sh.

- That is quite a good job

with your eyeliner.

- Hey, love you.

- I literally, at that moment

was just thinking that,

and I literally

- I love you.

- Where did you get that?

- Can you

- Can you

can everyone stop?

- Too much?

- This is

- No? Okay.

- Listen, we'll

I feel so

uncomfortable right now.

- I'm sorry.

- Okay.

- Okay, maybe start playing?

- Yep.

- Let's go take a walk.

- Like, quietly.

[ quiet acoustic playing ]

- So what's happening?

- All I'm hearing is that

you don't want to be with me,

and that's okay.

- No, that's not true.

I don't know what I want.

- But by not knowing what you

want, it means you know you

what you don't want.

- It goes from like a, "Oh "

to kind of a, "Oh ."

- I love you.

- You

- I promise you

- have a place in here.

- I want the place in there.

- So just the four for now,

I guess?

- Yeah.

- Stupid question.

- Here we go.

- Oh, my gosh,

thank you so much.

- This is bananas foster.

This is toasted croissant,

a little vanilla ice cream

- It smells like

- brown sugar, brandy

- cozy heaven.

- Get it.

- You're so sweet,

and I love you.

I just don't know if I'm ready.

But you're wonderful.

Should we give this

back to Jenna, or what?

- Yes, it's hers.

- Let's hit it.

- All right.

- Ugh!

- Jesse!

Oh, God.

- We're back.

- Oh, hi, you guys.

- We're still eating.

- Hi!

- Congratulations, I love you.

I love you so much.

- I know, but congratulations on

the moment, the sweetest

- Oh!

- Oh, so sweet.

- Thanks for the ride.

- You are so sweet.

- I love you.

I love him, I love you.

- That's cute.

I almost cried.

- Oh, me too!

- Madison, Madison, Jenna.

- Yeah, go ahead.

- We're coming back

with the guests.

How are you looking

back on the boat?

- Yeah, turndowns just got done,

and I'm clearing things now.

- Copy.

- I'll take that

bow line there, Pag.

There you go.

- Oh, sorry.

- [ whistling ]

- Want a rose?

- Are you gonna be nice to me?

- Are you gonna be nice to me?

- Yes.

- Are you guys going to

the hot tub, or no?

- Lyndi? Am I not invited?

I'm sorry.

- Eek okay, that wasn't

as comfortable as

you made it look

with the guests.

[ grunting, clattering ]

- Graceful.

- Come on!

- Jenna said she

loves small gestures,

and I just wanna show

her I'm listening.

Be romantic and be vulnerable,

and really lay it on the line

like this is not normal for me.

And so Jenna better ----ing

love these flowers,

because my face hurts.

- Where'd you get that?

- I went and found

some flowers at the beach.

- Did you really?

- Well, they're ugly flowers,

but they're the best that

this beach has to offer.

What the ?

I thought we were on

the same page.

I thought she was gonna be

so stoked to see these things.

- Thanks.

- So what else is happening?

- It hurts a little bit.

I was excited

to give her flowers.

I worked all ----ing day for it.

I wanted to make

her feel special.

And then when I didn't seem

to make her feel special,

it was like I failed.

And I ----ing hate failing.

- Oh.

- Is this hot, or no?

- It feels great.

- It feels great.

- How are we doing on wine?

- We need more, please.

- Give us the debrief.

- He came over, and he was like,

"Look, I think I'm gonna

ask her to marry me."

And then I said, "Yeah."

- So you encouraged him?

- Well, kind of.

- So what happened?

- Seemed like a "no."

- So it's all your fault.

- Jenna was all about it.

She's like,

"Here, here's my ring."

I'm like, "Yeah, that

sounds like a good idea."

- She just wants to have

Lyndi married off

so then Lyndi can't go after

Adam anymore.

- I didn't think about that.

- Good night.

- Night-night.

- Good night, guys, love you.

- Night-night.

- Foshizzle.

----ing log.

- I know.

Can I get you a coffee?

- Yes, that would be amazing.

- Sure.

- All crew, all crew,

whenever you're ready,

let's start picking up.

- So what time are

we doing breakfast?

- Whenever you want.

- Okay, but not everyone

is up, though.

- Do you wanna give them,

like, 20 minutes or so?

- Yeah.

- Are you okay for coffee?

- I'm good right now.

- Okay.

- Thank you.

- Hey, hey.

They'll be ready for

breakfast in about 20 minutes.

- Well, I won't.

- Okay, so as soon

as you're ready.

- Let me just

- You're

- get this working.

- Oh, wow, Adam seems

mad at me again.

Why? I have no clue.

[ exhales ]

Thanks.

- Hi.

- Good morning, sunshine.

- Are you hungry?

- Cheers, everybody.

- Cheers.

- Cheers.

- For our last breakfast.

- Last breakfast.

- Oh, my gosh.

- Don't remind me.

- Oh, I'm sorry.

- Byron, as we're

over this side,

let's put starboard down first.

We're gonna be going

hard up against the boat

on our starboard side.

- Okay, both anchors

on the ground.

- You can come a little bit more

to port as well, Glenn.

Just line up to these guys.

- My stern line onto

the second yellow?

- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

- Yeah, you put your

leading off-line onto the rebar.

- Okay.

- Okay, so get a shackle

on this one.

- Pag, let's stop at two.

- Paget?

- What?

- Can you please get this off?

- It needs to be on.

- Yes, I know, but this

shackle is horrible.

- You've got your Leatherman?

- Leatherman?

- Yeah.

- Right there.

- You need a Leatherman, girl

- Oh, for 's sake.

- Ten to stop, 10 to stop.

- There we go.

- It is nice, having twin

bow thrusters.

- That's five.

- Send your line.

Okay, tie it off.

Half a meter off at the stern.

There's a little bit

of play in the springs.

- Yeah, that's fine. Good.

- Yes, boss.

- Yes, boss.

- Let's get down on

the dock, shall we?

- On the dockage.

- On the dockage.

- Thank you.

It's heavy.

- No worries.

- Thank you.

Thank you very much,

you guys have been great,

thank you for having me.

Thank you.

- Pleasure, doll.

- Yeah, cheers, doll.

- Thank you,

I'll have you later.

All right, see you.

- Ooh, Georgia's flirty,

she says what she thinks.

She's a little bit dirty.

I like that.

[ laughs ]

- Put on some shoes real quick.

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, thank you.

- Bye.

- Safe trip home.

- Thank you so much.

- I'm gonna look for you

guys online.

- Yes, look for us.

- It's so fun.

- Thank you so much.

- I'm gonna cry.

- We all had the best

vacation of our lives.

You guys outdid yourselves.

- Thank you.

- It was so great.

- Oh, thank you very

- I don't wanna leave!

- Thank you, have a safe trip.

- Thank you.

- Thanks, Lyndi.

- Yeah.

[ Parsifal III horn blowing ]

----ing hot.

- Where's Georgia?

- She's down there.

- Where is she?

- Who?

- Georgia.

- Back here.

- Hey, what are you up

to tomorrow?

- I have no idea.

- Would you like to come

to a fish foot spa with me?

- What?

- What are you up to tomorrow?

- I have no idea.

- Would you like to come

to a fish foot spa with me?

- Okay?

- Yeah?

- Yeah?

I mean, it's the pinnacle of

romance, of course I'd love

- Yeah.

- to go to a fish foot spa.

Oh, for

I mean, Mama didn't

raise a quitter.

I'll give it a go.

- High-five.

- Because of those curls.

- You're gonna get some, nice.

And you, too.

Cool.

- Okay. Let's carry on.

- All crew, all crew, can we

get everybody together

in the saloon for a

charter debrief? Thank you.

- Woo!

- Well, I just wanted

to have a quick word.

My first point is I

wanted to welcome Chris,

because he's a new addition

- Yeah.

- to our team,

and it's good to have you.

- Thank you,

it's good to be here.

- You yeah, you seem to

have hit the ground running.

- Welcome.

- I survived my first charter.

I have had a great time aboard.

No one's pissed me off,

everyone seems fun,

and I actually fit in

my bunk, which is great.

It was great fun.

- The beach bonfire was amazing.

- Mm-hmm.

- Everything about it

was fantastic,

except maybe the proposal

that didn't go so well.

I don't know.

But that's

- I missed that.

- that's on them and

nothing to do with us.

And for the music,

thank you very much.

I heard that was really,

really good.

- It was mostly Georgia,

with her amazing voice.

- Oh stop it, you.

- I think that made

a real impression.

So let's keep that up.

We're heading now into

our last two charters,

so I wanna turn it up

even a little bit

and finish really strong.

- Cool.

- So it's actually 12.7

works out to 1,400 each.

So that's a pretty

- That's amazing.

- average, still, huh?

- Very good.

- I guess "influencers"

don't make that much money.

Good to know.

- All right, guys, thank you.

- Thank you.

- Cheers.

- Cheers.

- Nice!

- I wanna ask you to go out

to dinner with me tonight.

- To go to dinner with you?

- Yes.

- Do I have to accept?

- Yes.

- Of course I will.

- Yay!

- Awesome, okay.

See you there.

Are you paying?

- You get so preoccupied

with work,

sometimes we do forget to just

spend time with each other.

If I don't remind him,

he'll kind of, like,

forget that oh sh--, I have

a girlfriend to take care of.

- When's the last time

we had dinner together?

- I don't know,

it's been a while.

- Alone.

- Did have a good nap today.

- Yeah, me, too.

I feel like

pretty refreshed now.

Ciara's taking me on a date.

- A double date?

- You two should come,

that'd be cool.

- Yeah, buddy!

- Yeah.

- I love it.

- I chill all the way,

my friend.

- Wow, sexy shoes, dude.

- Thanks.

- Oh.

- Here we go, my darling,

you can sit here.

- Oh, sweetheart!

- Oh, are you wearing a bra?

Oh.

- Um, no, I'm not.

- Oh, my God.

- I like that.

- Hi, Georgia.

- Oh, look, Paget,

your girlfriend

and your dream girl

are dressed the same.

- We're not competing

or anything.

- Looks like you're one step

closer to that threesome.

- Let's go.

- Taking the kids

out for dinner.

- All I ever needed

- Right in here.

- This is it?

- Hello!

- Thank you.

- But we want two

separate tables.

- We're gonna sit over there?

- Well, guys

- Okay, we'll see you in a bit.

- Have fun.

- What? Are we not

all sitting together?

- No, we'll see you in a bit.

- We're having, like,

a double-date thing.

- All right, have fun.

- Bye!

- Oh, just us four, then.

- Sorry, Byron, love you.

- This way, guys.

- Uh oh, over here.

- It's so weird that they're

going to the same restaurant,

but, like, whatever.

- So this is nice, guys.

- Mm-hmm.

- I either want the beef

filet with pepper cream

or the beef stew.

Oh, if you like one of

those options, we could

- I was looking at carbonara.

- Yeah!

- No!

- Ready?

- Maybe the Greek bruschetta

for the

- Very nice, yes.

- for the for the table.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- In the middle.

- Wow.

- So where would you guys live

if you stopped working on boats?

- Mm, probably Spain.

We're talking about

Portugal, though.

- Go on, down it goes.

- So being that you've

known me for 48 hours

and you've asked to get

your feet nibbled on by fish

with me already,

does that not perhaps mean

you are too eager

to fall in love?

- Or nibble on your feet.

- No, it's just

- Wow, this is gonna be

a real fun dinner.

- You only have one life.

Might as well make

the most of it.

- I need to go to the bathroom.

- Do you want Mr. Right

or Mr. Right Now?

- Mr. Might Not Be Right

the First Time,

But it Might Help Me

Financially.

- Please drink this one.

- Half of it

okay, I'll do half, you do half.

- Look how much fun

we're having!

- Listen to your wifey

just keep it down.

- Do it.

- All right, well, we'll see you

guys after dinner, probably, so.

- All righty.

Have fun.

- Personally, I'm very

over this dinner.

- Sorry, darling,

I didn't see you there.

- No one ever does.

- Oh, don't say that.

- Because going out with

an entirely coupled-up crew

just blows d*ck.

I'm such a ----ing ugly as*h*le.

- What?

- Why?

- That was pretty random.

- All right, we don't need

three eyes sitting on Madison.

Y'all okay.

- Why would you say that?

Speak to me,

what's going on, Mads?

- Nothing! Just

- Huh?

- nothing's

going on.

- Then why do you have

these random outbursts

to attract attention?

- I'm not

it's not an outburst.

- Moving on.

- We care about you, that's all.

- We have a leaver.

Madison craves the attention

but hates the spotlight.

- We have a leaver.

Madison craves the attention

but hates the spotlight.

- I keep fearing we're gonna

run into Parker or something.

- He's still here?

- Yeah.

- Probably.

- I like Chris.

- What's up, eh?

- Hi.

- Why are you in

such a bad mood?

- I'm not in a bad mood.

I'm ready to not be here.

- So let's go, then.

- Yeah.

- All right, let's go.

- I'm really not a fan

of group dinners.

- Shall we go to the red row?

- I like the music.

- This is great!

- This is brilliant.

- I might stand up

for a little bit.

- Cheers!

- Cheers!

- Woo!

- Doing the grinder!

- Pulling the lanyard.

- Get it, girl.

- I can do it.

I just choose not to.

- No!

- The problem with Madison is

she puts on this whole façade

about high-fives

and positive vibes,

but it's almost like she thrives

on being overly dramatic.

I don't know why

she's so insecure.

- You're not gonna have a drink?

- I think I'm done.

- Well, that was short-lived.

- Okay, we're gonna

go back to the boat.

- I've been waiting for someone

to say that

for the last two hours.

- Just let's all have a cuddle.

- Oh

- Yeah, that's all.

- All right, you guys just

both wanna get my boobs.

- You know, you guys should

explore the idea of a threesome.

- No?

- I really think that

would be a good idea.

- Okay.

- What did Madison

say at dinner?

- It was something

extreme, like

- I'm so fat

- "I'm gonna be so

----ing ugly."

- I think she's got

issues, that one.

- Well, everyone's got issues.

- Do you know much

about her family?

- Kind of a bit, yeah.

I know that they had a tragedy.

- What happened?

- Her sister was m*rder*d.

- Wow. Sh--.

- Yeah.

- That's enough for me to know,

you know what I'm saying?

- Mm.

- It's horrible.

That's somebody

very dear to lose.

I don't know Madison very well.

I haven't really connected with

her hugely over the season.

But to hear something like

that from Georgia

could potentially explain

some of the behavior.

- I don't see Glenn

in the hot tub.

- That's a good start.

- What are you doing?

Are you going to bed,

or you wanna come with me?

- I don't know,

what do you wanna do?

- It's not gonna

piss off the crew?

- I don't actually care.

- The only b*tch we have

to worry about is me.

- I thought you were

going to the Jacuzzi, no?

- You're not?

I think Jenna's going, yeah?

- I doubt it.

- [ sighs ]

- You really wanna try this?

Really?

- So what the are

you talking about?

- and I stop.

Hey!

- Next, on "Below Deck

Sailing Yacht"

- That's a bad omen, isn't it?

- That's a really bad omen!

- Uh-oh.

- Holy sh--.

- Yee-ha!

- Ow!

- Ride 'em, cowboy!

- You're one of

the sentimental ones, eh?

- A normal first date for me

would be something different.

Normal is boring.

- We got Kerry McReynolds.

Kerry is battling

stage four cancer.

You really wanna make

sure that you go all out,

especially for her.

- Glenn, we got oil on

the deck here.

- g*dd*mn it!

- What the hell am I supposed

to do with this?

This is frozen garbage.

- Adam is throwing a tantrum.

He's like Fruit Loop crazy.

- Stop sending me sh--.

- This is ----ing bullsh--.

I'm so done with this sh--.

- All I wanted to do is

off this boat and drive away.

- [ sighs ]