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01x12 - New Chris on the Block

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Below Deck Sailing Yacht". Aired: February 3, 2020 –present.*
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The series chronicles the lives of the crew members who work and reside aboard a 177-foot (54 meter) sailing yacht during charter seasons.

01x12 - New Chris on the Block

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- Previously, on "Below

- Previously, on "Below

Deck Sailing Yacht"

- I miss you.

If I buy you a plane ticket,

will you come?

Please, say yes.

Kaiti's coming to Corfu,

and that makes me the happiest

person in the world.

- Where we going?

- Oh, show me the way.

- Ah!

Schmadam and I had schmex.

- Just put it in reverse.

- That's what I was doing.

- Put the wheel hard over

- That's what I was doing.

- and it should

just come round.

- I really don't like the

attitude in front of the guests.

- Parker's an as*h*le,

Parker's a d*ck,

Parker's confrontational

I don't think so.

- He tries very hard,

but he's always going

in the wrong direction, and

he fights a lot of what we say.

- Well you, then.

- Pardon?

Dude, you don't speak

to me like that.

- Your attitude is a problem.

I may have no choice

but to finish this today.

- You're stressing me out.

- Your attitude is a problem.

It is very thin

ice that you're on.

I want you here if I can

have the Parker that I need.

I'm still not convinced

though, can you do your job

- That's up to you, Glenn.

- not whether you

well, I

exactly, and that's what I'm

trying to determine right now.

- Or is it up to me?

Do I take the money I've earned,

which is more money

I've ever made in my life,

and finish on this note,

right now?

Or do I chance it, be under

twice as much pressure?

- Well, I mean, you

I can't force you to stay here.

- I mean, life's too

there's a level

- If you well, yep.

- of, like, life's too short

to be around people

that don't wanna be around me.

- If you think the best

thing for you to cut your losses

and leave with the money in your

pocket, that's your decision.

So if you wanna gimme

your resignation right now

I don't like to lead by fear.

I'm not the kind of person

that needs to go in

and say, "You're fired,"

and throw them off a cliff.

I like to lead by giving people

ownership of their decision.

- I don't know what to do.

- Take time and think about it.

- I have my bathing suit on.

It's a gorgeous day outside.

[ sighs ]

- What's up?

- Dude, I don't know.

- He was getting very

riled up, though.

- No, of course not.

Let's stop talking about it.

- Dude, he's one of

my really good friends, too.

- You know what, ugh, I'm going

to go lay out by myself.

It really bums me out

right now that Parker

could be getting fired.

He's one of the only people

that have actually had

my back on this boat.

- Where'd Georgia go?

- I don't know.

- Oh, I thought she was

coming out with you know,.

- No.

- Glenn, Glenn, Parker.

- Go ahead, Parker.

- Do you think you

could come down?

I just wanna tell you something.

- Yeah, I'll be right there.

- I need 30 minutes of

just, like, happiness.

I can't stand boat drama.

- What's going on?

- As far as

my well-being goes

I think I need to resign.

- Understood.

- Certain people on

the crew have expressed

that they don't need me here,

and that's what I think

is so ----ed up.

I don't want my attitude

to put me in a situation

where I might get fired.

It's not because of you,

it's not because of the crew.

It's because of me.

- Dude, I think

you're probably making

the best decision for you.

I'm a little relieved that

Parker's made this decision,

because if Parker doesn't

feel that he can change,

the best thing for me

and for the crew

is just to get a replacement.

My hope is that he can

learn more about

getting on with people,

because that's a big part

of any industry.

- I'm outta here.

- What?

- Yeah, I'm gonna resign.

- You know

- I'm gonna get the

love of my life back

and go dive Raja Ampat.

- I invested a lot

of time in you.

- And I appreciate it.

Byron.

- Okay, man.

- Great, so we start again

from ----ing square one.

I'll get another dickhead.

[ laughs ]

- Well, I've never been

fired from any job

in my life.

- I have.

[ groaning ]

- That was a bad idea, oh !

- Yo, I'm dipping out

I'm resigning, take a

sabbatical from superyachting.

If you guys wanna have a baby,

you know, I could be

a weird uncle.

- I already like

this Parker better.

You know, I'm not surprised

Parker couldn't cut it,

but I am surprised

it took this long.

- Did Parker say anything

to you guys on the way down?

- Yes.

He seems pretty positive.

- Definitely stealing

these boaties.

- This is a tough thing

that we do.

It's like a special

breed of person

that can do this and

not lose their cool.

- [ groaning ] Ooh.

- Sounds like he made

the right call.

Next question

is who's coming in.

- No idea.

- Hey, the "Playboy"

charter's finished.

[ laughs ]

- Uh-oh!

- Parks?

- Yo.

- Are you okay?

- Yeah.

- What's going on?

- I'm resigning.

- Oh.

You wanna talk about it?

- You know, right now,

while I pack my sh--.

- Chill and decompress.

- Chill

but you gotta stay and k*ll it.

- Yeah, man.

I'm gonna miss you.

- I'll miss you too.

- Gimme a hug.

There goes my buddy.

And now without Parker,

Georgia and I are pretty much

the official third couple

of the boat.

- Hey, you.

- Hey.

- Hi.

- Hey, little angel.

Parker's resigned.

He seems happier for it,

and I think everybody else

will be happy for it.

- Travel small, stand tall.

- He's resigned.

- Oh, he's leaving.

- Is he?

- Yeah.

- I can't really say

I'm surprised.

I'm more disappointed in him

for not sticking it out.

- Well, okay, I'll strip

his bed right now

and then at least we have that.

- Who am I supposed to perform

with to the guests, huh?

- Bye, Parks.

- Bye.

Keep being a rock star.

- Stay classy.

Thank you for everything.

I didn't quit, I resigned.

- Dude.

- I'm sad you're going,

but I think you're making

the best decision for you

- Yeah.

- and that's what counts.

- The difference is quitting

is an act that people do

when they're scared,

and resigning means

you are stopping

with positive energy.

Yo, no shirt, no shoes,

no problem, okay?

I don't know what's next,

but I'm gonna rekindle my love

with the perfect girl for me,

and being the

best Parker I could be.

- Chef, what's going on,

you're still in uniform?

- Oh, I'm just

too lazy to change.

- Ah.

- I know it's last-minute,

but we're trying to get someone

in here as soon as possible.

- Ugh, life, man.

- And how much sailing

experience did you say you had?

- Now all of Parker's sh--

has to be cleaned.

- We haven't even laid him in

the ground, for 's sake.

Give me a minute here.

- You happy with the tip?

- Yeah, I mean, like,

I could always take more

than just a tip, but I mean,

this will do.

[ laughs ]

- God, Georgia.

- Okay, ready?

Five, four, three, two, one

- We're gonna go out

to dinner in an hour.

We've still gotta get ready.

- Parker took

the easy way out, I feel.

I like training people,

but it felt to me like a

little bit of waste of time.

- Well, we're two girls.

- But I mean, including

all her personalities.

- Yeah.

- Shall we?

- Hi.

He winked at us,

that was something.

- What are you getting?

[ speaking Greek ]

- You can start with

that couple over there.

- [ speaking Greek ]

one, two, three

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Okay.

- There we go yes.

- Did Parker not feel

like coming tonight?

- Oh

I saw him on the boat.

He had a funny look on his face.

[ chuckling ]

- It'll be quiet when I'm

sleeping tonight, though.

- How do you guys feel

about Parker leaving?

- Did he actually make

that decision, though?

Because he was

- I wasn't there when he

made the decision, but

- Yeah, yeah, he did.

- he called Glenn

down to the cabin

- Did he?

- Yeah, yeah.

- Because I was hopeful that

Glenn would have just fired him,

but

- The only reason he

lasted this long

is because I did not

go to Glenn ages ago.

I was just trying to help

him as much as I could.

Unfortunately, he couldn't

keep his emotions in check.

- That sucks.

- But I think that is

kind of a reminder of

what yachts are like.

It's very cutthroat,

and if you don't have

the type of personality

that fits in with everyone else,

you will get ----ing cut.

- I don't really wanna

talking about all of

our behavior on board,

because we all get

very high and low.

Why are you sh--ting

on someone that can't even

be there to defend themselves?

It's so ----ed up.

- And the number one tip

just shut your ----ing mouth.

- That is great advice.

- Just shut the up.

I'll listen to you, Byron.

- I'm kidding, that was a joke.

- But are you kidding?

- It wasn't directed at you.

- Because I think

that you should reiterate

that that's not a joke.

- Coming up

- You're allowed to use

the master cabin.

- Learned that today.

- You got a problem with it,

you can talk to me about it.

Can you go a day without

creating some kind of drama?

- And the number one tip,

- And the number one tip,

kind of a reminder of

what yachts are like, is

just shut your ----ing mouth.

- That is great advice.

- Just shut the up.

I'll listen to you, Byron.

- I'm kidding.

- But are you kidding?

- That wasn't directed at you.

- Because I think that

you should reiterate

that that's not a joke.

- I think we'll just take

the check, thank you.

- I want to go dancing.

- In, in, in?

- We're all

- We're going home.

- No?

- Same.

Let's get outta here, guys.

- Y'all can go back to the boat.

- I know where we're going.

- So what are you guys up to?

- I think I'm gonna go to bed.

- Can you move, please?

You're in front of my clothes.

[ chuckling ]

[ snoring ]

- I'm so happy.

I'm drinking a Jack Daniels,

I'm with my girl.

- Mm.

The only part of a relationship

that I really enjoy

is the comfortable part.

When you slide into

that sweatpant phase,

that's when you really

know you love each other.

For real, this is, like

this is where I wanna be.

- I'm so hungry!

[ exhale ]

- No Parker, no skid marks,

no problems.

- Morning, morning, morning

how's everything

in the interior?

- Pretty good.

I think we can finish

at a reasonable time.

- Was that hard, yesterday,

to with Parker?

- I'm in the end,

I'm really glad

that he made

that call, because

- I think he'll be fine.

- 'cause I was gonna

go have to go back in

and make that call,

because he wasn't getting it.

- Yeah.

- Hey, there you are.

He's got a lot of deck

and sailing experience.

He's in the UK, so it doesn't

take long to get here.

[ laughter ]

- More weird humor.

- Just what we need.

- I expect the crew

to be friendly, welcoming,

because I wanna make sure

that what happened with Parker

doesn't happen again.

- I hope this new guy is up

for a bit of banter.

- What's his name?

- It's Chris.

- Hold on, ah!

- Found him

let's creep on all his pictures.

- Ooh.

- Oh!

- Yes.

- Yeah!

- Ooh.

- I bet Georgia's

the first one on it.

- Oh, for sure.

- I think we should

definitely not

have any breastfeeding jokes.

- Um, get to work.

- Oh!

- Well, up here's

looking pretty good.

Please pass

can you pass me that cushion?

- I know, it's because I'm here.

Oh, there we go

stoning two birds at once.

- Oh, you had a bilge alarm

last night.

- Oh no.

- Sheets might be wet.

- Oh, don't use the guest cabin!

It's making me really annoyed.

- I think now that we

have a new guy,

everyone's gonna try

and be nice again.

- Can you flirt with

this new guy?

- Can I flirt with him?

It's my natural form

of communication.

- Okay, good.

- He better not

be an absolute d*ck,

and he better not be

an absolute b*tch.

- Hi, there.

- Must be Chris.

- Yes, I am.

- How are you, man?

- Paget, best mate,

how you doing?

- Very nice to meet you.

- Just getting all prepped

right now for tomorrow.

- Yep.

- The girls have a

uniform ready.

- Okay, cool.

- Glenn, here's Chris.

- How you doing?

- Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you,

how's it going?

- Yeah, happy to be here.

I've worked on superyachts

long enough now

to know that coming onto a boat

mid-season can be pretty tricky.

I either make friends

for life or enemies

that I want to throw

off the back of the boat

on a dark night.

[ laughs ]

- You'll be sharing

with the chef.

He's bottom bunk.

- My sunshiny and happy demeanor

I definitely wouldn't

say is very common

for a seasoned yachtie.

I think once you've been

in the industry for a while,

it gets under your skin,

and you just become

a grumpy b*stard.

Yes, let's do this!

- Seems like a nice chap.

- Yeah.

- You know, when people say

that I have an English accent,

that's what one sounds like.

- Are you posh or something?

- No, no, no.

- Not at all?

- Not particularly.

- Everything fit?

- All right, yeah, perfect.

- Everything good?

- I'll say hello.

- Yeah, this is

- Hi, I'm Madison.

- Hi, I'm Chris.

- Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.

- Welcome aboard, man.

- Thank you, yeah,

I'm excited to be here.

- Welcome to the craziness.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, man.

- Let's go downstairs.

- Yeah, sweet.

- We'll start there.

- Hi, there.

- Hi, I'm Jenna.

- This is Jenna.

- Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you too

oh, that's a lovely

introduction.

- Well, we're in Europe,

might as well.

- Well, hello!

I'm the chief stew.

- Lovely.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, Jenna's cool.

- Cool.

- Let's get you working.

- Great.

- Spider-stew,

spider-stew ♪

- Do you have any underlying

health issues?

- A little bit of a dodgy back,

but as long as

- Okay.

- I do my stretches

and I keep moving, I'm fine.

- Okay, good, good, good.

- No.

- Saw from your CV that you've

been in the industry a while.

- Little bit, yeah.

- Yeah, and this is Ciara.

- Hi, there.

- Hi.

- How's it going?

- Good.

- Our other deck team member.

- Should be a fun

rest of the season.

- Fingers crossed.

- Mm.

- Can you tack any

of the head sails?

- You can

- Yeah.

- and they have a

sail cover for that one?

- No covers.

- Cool.

- First impressions of Chris,

he knows a lot,

he's got experience,

and it's really refreshing.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, I'm here to

do this properly.

- Really refreshing.

- Did he double-kiss your face?

- No, I gave him a hug, though.

- I should go say hi.

Sorry.

- Bar, not much to do with us,

really, apart from

we keep it clean.

Oh, this is Georgia.

- Hey.

Chris.

Chris, nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.

Welcome

- How's it going?

- to the team.

- Yeah.

- It's been great, guys.

Let's do it again sometime.

- Get out of here, Georgia.

Go do some laundry.

Very musically talented as well.

- Oh, yeah?

- Do you play any instruments?

- No.

I can be like the hype man.

- Yeah, that's good,

you can be the

- Yeah.

- Paget, Paget, Jenna, and Adam,

can you meet me in the mess

for a preference sheet meeting?

- Copy.

- Okay.

Lyndi Kennedy is a

wardrobe consultant

and lifestyle blogger based

in Newport Beach, California.

- It's our first Californians.

- Lyndi is bringing

her boyfriend, Jesse Thompkins,

her best friend, Missy Ohmer,

and Missy's boyfriend,

Jonathan Pettibone.

All of these women are

well-known influencers.

- "Jesse is looking

forward to jumping off the boat

into the water."

- "This group is looking

forward to taking pictures

"and videos for their blogs

and Instagram accounts

to keep their followers

updated while on charter."

Everybody's into

selfies nowadays,

but I'm not a selfie person.

I never take selfies.

I don't even like

being in photos.

Here's my selfie face.

[ camera shutter clicking ]

- On night one, the guests would

like to have dinner on the bow

with a scenic background.

- On night two, Lyndi is

requesting a Coachella party.

She would like the yacht crew

to provide

live music for the party.

- Ah-ha.

- That's doable.

- I think between you

and Georgia

- Perfect.

- Yeah.

- Sure.

- Sounds good.

- Yeah.

- I'm just gonna puree a bunch

of avocado, call it a day.

- Lovely, lovely.

[ whistling ]

- Should I go straight

to my new roommate, or what?

- This is Adam.

- Where's my new dude?

- Hiya man.

- What's up, man?

- How's it going?

- Nice to meet you.

- Yeah, nice to meet you.

- Yeah, I'll be doing

some cooking for you.

Any food restrictions?

- No, no.

- Good, because I wouldn't

fix it for you anyway.

All right, buddy.

- All right, Adam.

- Yep, I'll see you around.

- See you in a bit, yeah.

- There ya go.

- Mm.

- Oh, dude, I'm gonna go

chill out in the hot tub,

have a ----ing bourbon.

- So are we allowed to just go

and use the hot tub, then?

- You're allowed to use

the master cabin if you

- Yeah, apparently.

- Oh, really?

- Learned that today.

- Really?

- Yep.

- I hear you.

You got a problem with it,

you can talk to me about it.

- I don't have

a problem with it.

I'm just, like,

I would like to know.

----ing five feet from you.

- I would just like to know.

- Why does it matter?

Talk to Jenna about it.

- Yeah

- I'm not talking

to Jenna about it.

I don't care.

I'm just saying, like,

I would like to know

- Then stop talking about it.

Can you go a day without

creating some kind of drama?

- If Jenna says we get to

sleep in the master cabin,

then we get to sleep in

the ----ing master cabin.

Madison's opinion goes on the

coldest, deepest back burner

I've got on the stove.

, could you go

an hour without it?

- Can you go a day without

- Can you go a day without

creating some kind of drama?

- I'm not talking

sh-- about you.

I literally was just

talking about how, like,

I didn't know that people

were sleeping in the master.

Literally the last

to know everything.

What boat have you been on

where using the master is okay?

We have a charter the next day.

Who the are you

banging in the master?

- You good?

- What's she over there

whining about?

- Take your pick.

----ing douchebag.

- Oh, bedtime.

- If I snore, wake me up.

- Yeah.

[ snoring ]

- .

- How's the weather look?

- Good morning.

- Gosh, I think

I slept too well.

- Morning, Chris.

- Everyone ready

for the fun day?

- Oh, yeah.

- We could use your

excitement around here.

- Chris, I haven't really

gotten to know you.

Do you get offended if people

were to make fun of you?

- No.

- He's British.

- If you give it, you gotta

be able to take it back.

- Yeah.

- You tall, tanned, beau

lush, curly-locks

- Just so you know, Georgia's

flirting with you now.

- No

- Oh, really?

- Georgia has this thing

where she flirts with any guy

that has a p*nis.

- And that's why I've never

flirted with Paget, yeah.

- She's pretty desperate.

- This is good.

This is good, you're all

the right level of crazy.

- Deck team, let's go.

- Well, guys, good start.

- Chris seems nice.

- Seems like a nice guy, yeah?

- Yeah.

- Yeah, I think he's

gonna be fine.

- What's the plan, big man?

- The plan is, Chris is

gonna do the tender.

I'll start on final touches

and covering furniture.

You're gonna organize the laz

because you're good at that.

And you're cool with all

the windows, yeah?

- Yeah, yeah.

- Cool, cool.

- Sorry I passed out last night.

I was standing right here, and

she's talking to the whole crew.

"Did you know Adam and Jenna are

sleeping in the master?"

I'm like, "I can ----ing

hear you."

- I wanted to know if

you still need help.

- Ciara's back in the c*ck

putting cushions on.

- Oh, yeah.

- You can give her a hand,

if you want.

Unless you want to work

with the boys.

- No, don't worry, I'm gonna

go help with the covers.

- Thank you very much, Georgia.

- No problem.

- I appreciate it.

- Which one's your girl again?

- The one that you met, Ciara.

The little red dwarf.

- Yeah.

- No

- I say that with endearment.

- I won't tell her

you said that, yeah.

- I was like, "If there's

anything you wanna talk about,

I think you should

bring it up with Jenna."

And she was just like

- Last charter,

Madison really worked hard

to turn things around.

But right now, she's injecting

herself into my personal life.

What the are you doing?

Mind your own business.

She's gonna have to be

punished for this behavior.

[ laughter ]

- Thank you.

- How you doing

this morning, dude?

- Pretty good, good.

- So you like to be

called Cap or Cappie?

- Uh, just Glenn's fine.

- Cool.

- Yeah, he doesn't

like "Captain."

He's a human being,

like the rest of us.

- Yeah.

- Hey, Georgia.

- Yeah?

- I'm gonna have you a little

bit more involved in service.

I know Madison probably

is not gonna like it.

- Ooh, okay.

Well, just put emphasis on

the fact that it's for me

to learn more than it is,

like, any dissatisfaction

with anyone's anything.

- Yeah.

- All crew, all crew, we've

got a delivery, provisions.

- Copy, copy, copy.

- That's all produce?

- Yes.

- Where would you like them?

- You go with gorgeous

Georgia over there.

- Or we'll just do it from here.

- Yeah.

- Oh, those are actually

nice ribs.

- Where's the ----ing train?

- So, Madison, Georgia would

like a little bit more

experience with service.

- Yeah.

- That's cool.

- We'll just try it this charter

and see how it goes.

- Put me wherever you need me.

- Thanks, Madison.

- You're welcome.

- Oh, you actually want

Georgia to learn now.

And this isn't because Adam and

I got into a tiff last night?

Mm, interesting.

- Tender all done?

- Yeah.

- Looks good, thank you.

- All right, this looks good.

- Cool, thanks.

- Nice job.

- All crew, all crew, let's get

changed into polos, please.

- Eleven, mmm.

- All crew, can we get

everybody up on the aft deck

in, like, two, three minutes,

please?

- Okay, champers

- Champs.

- These are size 11.

I don't think they're

ever gonna fit me.

- What size are you?

- Thirteen.

- Thirteen?

- Know what they say

about big feet?

- No. Be appropriate.

This is a ----ing

professional workplace.

- Coming from you.

- Yeah, I try.

- Okay, everybody line up,

here they come.

- It's so pretty out there.

We're so far back.

- All right, girls.

- Smile and wave, boys,

smile and wave.

- Yes, here goes nothing.

- First impressions?

- They're from

Southern California.

- They gonna be difficult?

- About as difficult

as America gets.

- You can't say anything.

Just don't talk.

We're coming!

- I'm gonna go see

what Adam's doing.

- He's adorable.

- Adam!

- Ah!

- Where are you!

- #cute.

- Woo!

- Hello!

- Hello!

- Hello!

- Hi.

- Welcome.

I'm Jenna, I'm the chief

stewardess.

- Nice to meet you.

- Lyndi, nice to meet you.

- Jesse.

- Hi, I'm Captain Glenn,

nice to meet you.

- High maintenance has a walk,

it's got a look.

- Welcome aboard.

- And it just walked

onto the boat.

- Hello, I'm Madison.

- Hi, I'm Georgia.

- Hi.

- Nice to meet you.

- I'm Madison.

- Nice to meet you Lyndi.

- My name's Adam,

I'll be cooking for you.

- A lot of good stuff, I hope.

- Chris.

- Hi, nice to meet you

Evelyne.

- Oh, my God, it's hotter

here in Greece

than I thought it

was going to be.

- Yeah.

- When you're ready, Jenna's

gonna take you on

a little tour of the boat,

and we'll start making

preparations to get outta here.

- Thank you.

- Yeah, we're ready.

- All right,

come with me this way.

So this is called the c*ck.

- Wow.

- This is so pretty, I love it.

- Ooh!

- This area's called

the flybridge.

This is kind of the best place

to be when you're

sailing, I think.

- Yeah.

- That's really cool.

- Yeah.

- Thank you.

- Sure.

- So this is the main salon

and dining area.

- Main salon.

- Oh.

- Oof.

- Much more?

- About three or four more bags.

- And down here we're gonna

go into the guest cabin area.

- That's so cute!

- Wow.

- This is your master suite,

it's very spacious.

- This is so beautiful.

- Yes.

- Wow.

- Oh, Jesse, you got

your own toilet.

Thank the Lord.

- Can I take these off the rails

and unwrap this a couple?

- Yeah, yeah,

so it's ready to go

- Yeah.

- Yep.

- Paget, Paget, Paget, Glenn.

You can start singling up.

Let me know when you're

down to the last two,

I'm gonna fire up in a second.

- Copy.

- Adam has prepared a couple

light snacks for you.

- Oh.

- Oh, really?

- And then we'll set sail.

Does that sound good?

- Okay, that sounds good.

- Perfect.

- Can you lift up those two?

We always put this back in here.

- Yeah.

- You guys wanna start

shuffling it down, and I'll

- Yeah.

- Pull this in.

- We're gonna get going soon.

- Sorry.

- These women are amazing.

- Oh?

- They've packed so neatly.

- How do you all

know each other?

- Vlogging.

- Well, from vlogging.

- Yeah.

- Yeah?

- #cute.

#yachtparty.

I bet they're so good at living

their most authentic lives.

- We all just kinda bonded.

- The vibe is very get along

and chill, no drama.

- Yes.

- No drama.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Can I carry that forward?

They're heavy.

[ grunting ]

- I wanna see what

Adam's prepared for us.

- I do, too.

- Okay, Glenn,

that's both lines off.

- Thank you.

Byron, you can start picking up.

- Copy, copy.

- Okay, Glenn, your stern is now

clearing the boat

on our port side.

- Copy that, thank you.

- Ooh, underway.

Here we go, let's do this.

First time leaving a dock on

a new boat is always

it's always a fun time.

- Jenna, Jenna,

your snacks are ready.

- I actually really like this.

- How they doing?

- They're good.

- So what's the story

they're fashion vloggers?

- Mm-hmm.

That's just what I wanna

do after this, so.

I wanna have, like, my own line.

I've wanted to be

in the fashion industry

since I was probably 16.

I used to go, like,

steal pieces out of

my grandma's closet.

But now, yachting has been

able to afford me

the luxury of buying

those pieces for myself.

This is pretty.

I mean, polos

aren't the best look,

but you know, you gotta do what

you gotta do for the job, man.

Georgia, what do you think?

For me?

- Yeah, girl, get it.

- Yeah?

- Oh, wow, look at this.

- Plenty more to come.

- Oh, my God, yum.

- Oh!

- First meal, some

charcuterie and hummus.

- What's going on?

- Hello, hello.

- Oh.

- This all looks so good.

- So good.

- Wow.

- This is kind of my way

of saying

be prepared to eat a lot, or

- Wait, are you trying

to make me fat?

- No.

- Make whatever you want.

Done, take my preference sheet

and throw it out.

- Perfect, I like that.

- Okay.

- Thank you, Adam.

- I'm here for you.

- Thank you so much.

- He's adorable.

- Okay, that's it.

You guys are all gonna see

a fat Lyndi leaving this boat.

Listen, if he's making it,

I'm eating it.

- How many years have you

been working on yachts?

- Since 2011.

Before that, I spent

most of my teenage years

sailing and racing

every weekend.

- That's really cool.

- The last boat I was racing

was a boat from the '80s.

Everything is manual.

It's grinding, it's physical.

It's pulling ropes, it's

sending the sail up by hand.

Oh, I just

it gives me tingles.

- So you're definitely

into sailing.

- Yeah.

- We should go see

what Adam's doing.

- He's adorable.

- Adam!

- Where are you?

- The only person

that actually gets to eat

any of Adam's sausage is me.

You girls can just sit down.

- Okay, go for it.

[ camera shutter clicking ]

Oh, that's cute.

- They're talking about

how cute you are.

- Nice.

- I was like, back off, b*tch.

- Back off, b*tch.

- They were like,

"Oh, my gosh, he's so cute."

- So cute!

- Have no fear.

- I'm not fearful.

- Not my style.

- We're making a baby, get out!

[ laughter ]

- As you were.

- I like the way she doesn't

get jealous.

- No, she doesn't, unlike

number two spraying her mouth

all over the boat yesterday.

- Woo!

- All righty, let's get

some sails up.

All crew, all crew,

we're gonna set sail

in about five minutes,

so let's get ready.

- She's doing great.

- We're gonna put the mizzen up.

- Okay.

- Yeah.

- Ready?

- Yeah.

- Can you hold

those two forward?

- We don't do anything,

we just watch.

- Let's get the main up.

- Copy.

- Oh, my gosh,

he's coming this way.

----ing hair.

- You see that white thing with

the stainless tips on each end?

- Yeah, the donkey d*ck?

- Yeah

well, we call it just

a donkey, for

- The donkey, yeah, cool.

- guests around.

- It's hard, because I

don't want to stop Ciara,

because it's good to learn

new things about the boat.

But some of these things

are super simple. It's like

- We just wanna make sure

that it's not

off the track, and we

- Yeah.

- let him know if he needs to

adjust the angle of the thing.

- I know how to put a sail up.

- How many wraps?

- Last wrap.

- Yeah, copy that.

- When the wind is

coming from the side,

that's called a reach.

So that forward sail

is designed for going

across a wind like that,

or even downwind a little bit.

- So just unwrap it

and run it back.

- Yeah, I mean, do you want

to unwrap it a few times?

- Okay, unfurling.

Okay, guys, we're gonna

be sailing

in less than 60 seconds

on starboard tack.

- Starboard's my favorite lean.

I think it's cause I lean

into my cutting board.

- That's pretty good.

- We'll do the lazy sheet.

- Three, two, one

- All right, black mark.

- Come out of gear and feather.

Good, watch out.

- That's it, engine off

we're sailing.

- So now we're fully sailing?

Are they fully up?

- Yes, they are.

- Wow.

- Great, maybe.

- So now we're not

using the engine at all.

This is just sailing.

- We're sailing.

- Wow, it's windy.

- It is windy.

We are on a

- A yacht.

- Coming up

- NautiBuoys are

gonna hit the rocks.

- Whoa, whoa!

-

- I am the eyes

of the operation.

- He's pulling a Parker,

as far as I'm concerned.

- Cutesy, cutesy.

- Where's my phone?

- Nice having somebody who knows

what they're doing on deck.

- Thank you.

- Makes both of our jobs

a lot easier.

- We're gonna go change

in peace.

- I'm already sick of my outfit.

- Look at the sweat

coming off his brow.

- Oh, I'm pulling so hard, man.

- How was it getting

the sails up?

- So easy.

- You're like my knight

in shining armor, dude,

because you're, like,

ready-made, and ready to go.

- We make-a da swordfish.

- Oh, hi.

Can you guys tell us

where the galley is?

We need to be in there.

- He's preparing right now, but

he'll have you come down later.

- Wow, so we're rejected,

is what you're saying.

- No.

- What are the ladies doing?

- Your boyfriends are gonna be

like, what are they doing?

- I lived in Orange County.

I lose interest really quickly.

- A lot of fish there.

- Okay, Paget, I'd like

to get the main and mizzen

down at the same time.

So maybe get Ciara

up on the mizzen,

you and Chris on the main.

- Copy that.

- Two on track.

One on track, that's it.

- You're good, Glenn.

- Glenn, have you got

a preference

on which anchor you wanna use?

- Go with port.

- Copy, port anchor.

- Chris, if you can

come back and give me

a hand with the tender, please.

- Coming.

- Glenn, that's two shackles

at the water.

- Three, two, one.

- Lift off.

- Let's start setting up

the rope swing when we can.

- Copy that.

- This is the halyard

that they swing from.

Do not put the shackles on

more than hand-tight.

- Yeah.

- Because that's gonna be

what they swing off.

- It is so hot.

Aren't your feet, like,

burning to death?

- This isn't good for my beauty!

- Rope swing?

- Yeah, if you guys

are ready, yeah.

This is your rope right here.

- Let's do some videos.

- Wait, hold on, hold on.

- Let go.

[ laughs ]

- Whoa!

- There you go.

- So cute!

- Whoa

Oh!

[ shouting, clapping ]

- Glenn, I'm wondering

if we should start to see

what it's gonna be like on

the bow facing the town tonight.

- Our stern is gonna be

connected to those rocks.

- Okay.

- And all the town

and the buildings there

will be on the starboard side.

- Sounds good.

- Good?

- Now we do this.

- That's disgusting.

- Ugh.

- Paget, Paget, Glenn.

Send Chris and bring

the tender in.

We'll take the tender,

we'll bring your chain,

we'll go look for a rock.

- Copy that.

- Here, I'll take these.

- Oh, thank you.

- Open.

Oh, hi.

- Do you want a drink?

- Oh, I guess so.

- Glenn, Glenn, Pag.

I'm gonna go from your

bow straight forward

and just see what the depth is,

and see how far you can

get there as well.

- Excellent, thanks.

- I wanna see how Chris

does doing the stern tie.

I've only just really figured

out what Instagram is.

But I know these guests

are very concerned

about how everything looks.

And so if I can get

the stern of the boat

pointed right at the town,

so while they're eating dinner

they have

this lovely view

just behind them

of the whole town lit up,

I feel like I've done my job.

- All right, let's have

a look what we got.

Always like scouting for rocks.

- Sweet.

- Soon as you guys

identify a good rock,

we're gonna start

spinning the boat.

The trick to a good stern tie

- Glenn, Glenn, Pag,

we've found the rock.

We're gonna start

putting the chain around.

- you've gotta take the

chain, put it over the rock

- Ooh, volcanic rocks.

- attach the line,

bring it back to the boat.

- B-E-A-utiful!

- utiful!

- Sounds easy, right?

But in practice, it never is.

[ panting ]

- Just maybe stand at the back

and just keep an eye on

the NautiBuoys as they spin.

- What are you gonna wear?

Are you wearing that?

- We're gonna go change.

- And that is the end.

- All right, man.

Glenn, Glenn, Pag.

Where we are right now is

our limit on our line,

and you're in 17, 18 meters

of water here.

- Distance at stern, please?

- Yeah, you're 40 meters,

40 meters from me.

- Okay, I'm coming back now.

- Your experience is really

helping out myself and Ciara,

because no offense

to the last guy, he had none.

But how you fitted in

so quickly, it's really

I'm really impressed.

- Cheers, man.

- Pag, you tell me when you

think I'm close enough, mate.

- Yeah, keep coming back.

It is very deep, Glenn,

right until the rocks.

It's just a big shelf

that drops off.

There are multiple

things going on at once.

- I'm gonna thrust the stern up

closer to that rock

to give you the maximum length

on your line.

- The NautiBuoys are almost

gonna be on

the bloody rocks, aren't they?

With my position on the tender,

I am the eyes of the operation.

- Oh .

Uh, NautiBuoys are

gonna hit the rocks.

- Yeah, I see that, yeah.

- Hang on, Glenn.

Can you thrust us to port,

thrust us to port, please?

- I'm gonna grab the NautiBuoy.

- Oh, whoa!

-

- Paget, Paget, Paget

What's going on over there?

-

- Nose on and I'll jump off.

- Paget, Paget,

you are my eyes and ears.

I need that information.

- I set myself very high

standards, so pissed at myself.

, I mean, embarrassing.

- Are those NautiBuoys okay?

- Yeah, they're fine,

they're fine.

- You know, Paget tries

really hard to cover everything,

and I think

he's doing great job.

But he also suffers

from that agitation

and letting it get to him.

- It's ----ing stupid.

- And I'm like, dude, we just

went through this with Parker.

Please don't lose it.

- Why is Paget getting

so upset about that?

- I'm not sure.

- That's yachting.

- You know, he's pulling a

Parker, as far as I'm concerned.

- Whew.

[ ukulele playing ]

- Down with me ♪

Underwater melody ♪

- Kaiti's the perfect

girl for me,

because she loves me

for being ridiculous.

She parties hard with me,

and she loves all people

and the planet

and nature and animals.

- Okay, I'm on the winch.

- I'm gonna kick your

a*s, Jesse.

- They're not

You're letting everybody in

here, it's not my fault.

- It's fun!

- Okay, straight this way,

coming up heavy.

- The stern line

doesn't look too tight,

so let's try it

like this for a bit.

That's main engine off.

It's really encouraging

for me to see Chris

get in there and mix it up.

He obviously knows

what he's doing.

- Are you happy with that?

- I think that's gonna

be pretty good.

- If this is any indication

of how Chris

is gonna perform for

the rest of the season,

I think we're in

very good hands.

- That wasn't such

a cluster was it?

- Yeah, I realize that.

- First course is gonna be

cheese paired with champagne.

Let's do three

two champagne glasses,

one rosé glass

for each place setting.

- Okay, perfect.

- Does that make sense?

- Yep.

- All stews, please change into

your evening dresses.

- Copy.

- Missy's making me

wear my black outfit,

because we're wearing

black tonight.

- Wearing black

okay, I'm gonna wear black

shorts and a black top.

- Yes.

- I was thinking about setting

those tables up now, on forward.

- I think that's a good idea.

I'll start bringing

chairs forward.

- They're pretty

heavy there, Glenn.

- What are you trying to say?

Ugh these are heavy.

- Ooh, look at the sunset.

- Do you wanna be top man

or the lower man?

- I'll be lower man.

- Good.

- You've got a bad back, right?

- Yep.

I got a bad front, too.

- This is so pretty.

- Is everyone else

ready for dinner?

- You look really pretty.

- I know.

[ gasping ]

- Oh, my gosh.

- It's beautiful.

- It's so pretty!

- Oh, this is where

we're having dinner?

- Wow.

- I'm so happy right now.

- I love it!

- I've been missing this.

- Hey, Glenn,

you gonna shower first?

- Yeah

- You guys don't

shower together?

- It's good lighting.

- [ gasps ] That's a good shot.

Everyone's gonna share

all their pictures, right,

to our group tag.

- Thank you, Jenna.

- So we've got

regular Veuve, Krug, Rosé.

- Okay, so cheers

to some amazing friends.

- I love you so much!

- Cheers!

- Cheers.

- There's a space in my heart

that you guys fill

that nobody else does.

I love you so much.

- The best wine is the wine

that we drink together.

- Aw.

- Wow.

- Oh.

- Okay, I'm gonna go to the

center primary and her friend.

You can go to

the forward to the back.

- Forward, okay.

- And you go to the end.

- Thank you, yum.

- I love Adam!

- What we have are all

European cheeses,

and each of those

will pair directly

with the wines that

you're currently drinking.

- Thank you.

- Yep.

- That is really

- Enjoy, guys.

- Thank you so much.

- Thank you, Adam.

- Looks amazing.

- I love you.

Should we eat it with this fork?

- It's really good.

- Yeah, it's so good.

- So

- When are you clearing?

- I'm gonna clear now.

- Oh, you are?

- Yeah.

- What's Jesse posting?

- Everything.

- Wow.

- He is?

- Did you tag any of us?

He didn't tag any of us.

- I don't how to work

the tag machine.

- Thank you.

- Okay.

- Good timing.

- Oh . Thanks.

- Sorry.

- Okay we get sauce,

we're rolling.

Roll.

- Okay.

- I love you, I love you,

I love you.

And I love me.

[ laughs ]

- Oh!

- He's the best.

- He's the--

- Hello.

- I love him.

[ laughs ]

- You can't.

- I need some love.

- Thank you.

- You're welcome.

- So what I've done here

is marinated the swordfish

in olive oil, garlic,

thyme, and rosemary,

and underneath that

is a sweet potato puree.

Enjoy your dinners.

- Thank you, Adam.

- I'll have some dessert out

here for you in a minute.

- Thank you!

I love you.

- I love

- Hey, Lyndi, lock it up.

Lock it up.

- Whoa!

- You tell me what to do,

I will do the opposite.

- Cheers!

- I wanna do what

Adam tells me to do.

- Adam.

- Shut her down.

- So, I mean nothing?

- Well

- If you want somebody else,

tell me now,

so I'm not wasting my time.

- Okay, so you're

having an argument

at dinner about my boyfriend.

This is super awkward.

My boyfriend's off the table.

- Next, on "Below Deck

Sailing Yacht"

- Would you like to come to

a fish foot spa with me?

- Yeah, I mean, it's the

pinnacle of romance.

- Ah!

- Going out with an entirely

coupled-up crew just blows d*ck.

- We have a leaver.

- Hm.