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01x07 - #CoupleGoals

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Bandish Bandits". Aired: 4 August 2020 – present.*
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The series features debutants Ritwik Bhowmik as Radhe Rathod, a Hindustani Classical musician and Shreya Chaudhry as Tamanna Sharma, a pop singer, who hail from different worlds of music.

01x07 - #CoupleGoals

Post by bunniefuu »

Okay

But not enough to defeat Digvijay.

He'll figure out

this equation very soon.

His creations will be so overwhelming

that you'll be lost in the quagmire.

Let's see how many "Avartans"

(Musical cycles)

can you manage in a single breath.

Seven

He sings twenty-four.

Defeating him is out of the question

you will have to work night and day

if you want

to be nearly as good as him.

No. This is not fun.

What do you mean?

It's sounding like "Phas Gaye".

You mean you didn't like "Phas Gaye".

Tamanna

that song was

nice because it was new.

You wouldn't want to

be known for repeating

the same tune over and over again.

According to me, it needs more rework.

Oh According to you.

Right-right then you must be right.

All I am trying to say is let's

come up with something original.

If I wanted to try something original

then I wouldn't

be working with you again.

We have a mandate.

Stick to the formula and repeat

the success of the earlier song.

So I really appreciate it,

if you let me do my job.

Why are you getting angry?

I was only trying to push you

because I thought you didn't

want to do something mediocre.

But my fault apparently, sorry.

Again.

Again.

Darling your knuckles will

go soar if you play this badly.

And don't complain to me tomorrow.

Again.

How dare you hit my child?

Harsh save this macho

act for your squadron.

You stay out of this, Avi.

Mr. Sharma,

how will she learn if I don't correct?

She definitely won't

learn a thing this way.

- You're fired.

- Harsh.

Get out before I shove

that scale up your a*s.

Dhawan sir

Dhawan sir, please

Dhawan sir, I am very sorry. Please

Don't worry.

Nobody is ever going to hit you again.

That monster was hitting our child

and you were

engrossed reading a book.

What's wrong with you?

There is no need to get so melodramatic.

And unlike you,

I actually care about her future.

I want her to strive for excellence.

And to be the very

best version of herself.

She is already perfect.

You can continue being

her hero by saying that.

And teach her to celebrate mediocrity.

Isn't one failure

enough in this family

that you're making her just like you.

Why the fu

Why the F do you always

have to be a bloody b*tch?

She knows how to spell, you idiot.

And you know why

Because I taught her.

He is not your mother.

Sounds just like her.

No baby, he just wants to help you out.

He knows how important this song is

for your collaboration with Queen Eli.

He loves you.

Have you seen this video?

This boy sings really good.

Why don't we send him to

Sangeet Samrat instead of you?

He can sing wearing

a mask and no one will know.

What are you saying, father?

So you've become a star.

No, that's not me.

I've been hearing you sing

since you were five-years-old.

You can fool others by

changing your voice, but not me.

Forgive me, Dad!

My intentions were

not to deceive anyone.

Come on.

The roof under which we live,

one needs to be a little cunning.

You didn't deceive anyone.

In fact, for the first time,

you did something smart.

Are you getting paid for this?

Papa

the cheques that you received under

the name of Harshvardhan Sharma

were sent by me.

Your music school,

the loan, I know everything

I made a big mistake, son.

And it's time to repay the loan.

I am doing another song with Tamanna.

As soon as they pay me,

I'll hand over the money.

How much are they paying you?

- 800,000 rupees.

- 800,000!

Ask them for more.

I cannot do that.

Fine. Then I'll organise

corporate shows and events for you.

You can sing with the mask on,

and no one will know.

I don't have the time, Dad.

The practice and the song

together are driving me crazy.

We must collect 50 lakhs in two months.

Please help me out.

But even if I do what you say,

how can we collect 50 lakhs?

If each one of us sells one kidney

still we'll never

get 50 lakhs for it.

I am doing whatever I can

by collaborating with Tamanna, but

Uncle, I need your help.

Of course, go ahead.

Uncle, can you

Can you sing some jingles?

I've had no work for

the last three months now.

And no one pays me more than

15,000 rupees for singing a jingle.

Because I am not a famous singer.

And how much are they willing to pay

if some famous singer sings the jingle

A lot of money.

This

This

It's beautiful. What a song.

I am sorry for the other day.

No. Thank you for pushing me.

But honestly, how did you like the song?

How is it?

Queen Eli! Get ready, because Tamanna

is coming to you!

I love it.

I love it!

I mean the melody's so sexy

the song will

definitely lead to an orgy.

Come here my red mask. Come here.

Let me get my hands on your chops.

Come here.

That's what I am talking about, buddy.

It's time for a double whammy.

All right.

Let's make this song a sensation

and cash-in on the

success of "Phas Gaye".

Guys at the unplugged want

you two to sing at their show.

Great idea.

Bad idea.

You know I never sing live.

What? Why?

See we'll figure

Should I go or should I join in?

Totally your call, guys.

I mean completely up to you.

Before mastering "Avartan"

you must master "Taan" (Virtuoso).

The technique of breathing and

your control over

it is what we have to work on.

Let's see how long can you

sing a "Swara" (disambiguation)

without letting your scale budge.

Radhe, Please be on time tomorrow.

We have to finish our song recording.

This dirt

This sunlight

I am protected against it

But your protection,

Kaalicharan Ayurvedic cream

If you want to be protect your face

then use Kalicharan cream.

Cut it.

JP has arranged a concert

for you two at Raagistan.

So this will be the new merchandise.

We don't have time

for all this nonsense.

It's not a bad idea.

And the pay is good too

Everything is not just about you, Radhe.

Where were you?

Well, the foreigner lady who was staying

at Kabir's place as paying guest

stole something from his house.

So I had to go down

to the police station.

Radhe

Singing against Digvijay Singh

at the Sangeet Samrat Competition

is a huge responsibility.

Practise and get some rest.

Everything is at stake here.

We've only managed to

collect 18 lakh till now.

And you skipped our

sessions for this practice?

I need money, so

Your priorities have

really changed, Radhe.

Taking pity on his nephew

Digvijay Rathore stated that

Radhe is very scared,

all this is very strange for me.

- The entire family is worried.

- What?

The entire family is worried.

Our TV correspondent was

shocked to know that an age

when elders try to

keep their family together

Pandit Radhe Mohan Rathore

is hell bent in dividing his family.

Digvijay's reply

to this statement was

father's orders have always

been like a testament for me.

So as a obedient family member

we'll go through

this charade as well.

Maybe what he's doing

Maybe he wants you to accept him

Thank you. Thank you.

Next please.

Who did you train

under before coming here?

Sir, under Pandit Radhe Mohan Rathore?

Then why did you quit?

Panditji's technique are very outdated.

And when I found out that you're

starting a school in Jodhpur

then I came down here

If you couldn't learn from him,

then the problem must be with you.

I am choosing only the best

singers for this competition

who can sing complex renditions.

You are talented

but you don't need to butter people.

Hi, guys.

I hope you are all missing

me because I am missing everyone.

By the way, our next song is

releasing this Friday. Couple Goals.

So please go and watch it

and share the hell out of it, okay.

Comments coming in

Hi, Tamanna.

Yes. Bandish Bandits forever!

You guys are awesome.

Right now I am in the place

where all the magic happens.

In my studio!

Isn't it amazing?

And yeah

I have a special friend with me today.

Masked man! We love you.

You guys guessed it right.

You all are amazing.

He's entertaining,

he's fantastically talented.

And he's very cute.

None other than,

my partner, the masked man!

Hello. Hi. Namaskar.

Finally,

it's so good to meet all of you.

Who are you?

What's your name?

Will you marry me?

We want to see your face.

So do I?

Do you fight crime?

Do you eat with the mask on?

Why do you wear a mask?

Yeah. Why do you wear a mask?

Why do I wear a mask?

I wear a mask because

I am a very ordinary man.

And this is just a trick

to feel special around

a talented performer like Tamanna.

If you take off your mask,

I'll take off my top.

Woah

Take it off

Guys, this is not that

kind of a video chat.

But if you have any

music-related questions

then we'll be happy to answer them.

Can you sing a bit of your new song?

- Of course. Let's start.

- Yes.

You go off tune when you sing live,

so I thought I'll sing it.

So that was an exclusive

sneak peek of Couple Goals.

Just for you.

But we're running out of time now,

we'll have to go.

But love you guys.

We'll see you soon. Say bye. Bye.

Bye.

What the f*ck, Radhe?

What did you just do?

I am sorry, Tamanna,

I was only trying to help you out.

You only said that you

don't like singing live.

You just told all my

fans that I can't sing.

And now you're saying

that you were helping me out.

Tamanna, can I ever do

something like that with you.

- You know, why don't we

- You know what

I was giving you the

benefit of doubt until now.

I thought you're under a

lot of pressure, money trouble

Something that's turning

you into a megalomaniac.

But no, this little fame

is going straight to your head.

And you seriously need to think

about what you are f*cking turning into.

Thanks.

What a jerk.

Air is also a breath.

If your lungs

Panditji

Read it.

- Read it!

- Yes.

"Special Invitation."

"Srimati Uma Devi International"

What?

"Srimati Uma Devi International Music

School cordially invites all of you."

Music from the house Bikaneri

"We wish you would grace us with

your presence on this grand evening"

"Filled with music

from the house Bikaner."

"Invitee Sri Digvijay Rathore.

Woah

Guys. Come on.

Five million views, guys.

Five million views in a single day.

You guys look like you've

seen your grandma bathing.

We're creating records, guys.

So what if everyone

is coming just to check

if Tamanna actually

goes off tune while singing?

Too soon.

Sorry. Sorry.

Forget it.

Let's forget what happened.

It's piss under the bridge. All right.

Do one thing.

You'll watch this amazing

song that you'll have made.

Just watch this video on loop

till you'll realise what

an amazing f*cking team you'll make.

I am going to take this call.

Please feel free to use this room for

angry makeup sex or whatever the f*ck.

Just sort it out, man.

Tamanna

Arghya is right.

The song is amazing.

And this is all your hard work.

What happened the other day

I had no right to

I am really sorry.

You really hurt me, Radhe.

I know.

I had no idea what I was doing.

I really love you, Tamanna.

So that was JP.

He is very happy.

Very happy.

They reached out to Queen Eli.

And

And

Oh my God.

She hated it, didn't she?

No. She loves it.

What Oh my God Arghya!

You crazy b*stard.

Why do you look like this?

He gave me a heart attack.

Oh my God.

Actually she wants

to collaborate with Radhe

not you.