02x09 - She's All Splat

[bunniefuu]

You're watching Nickelodeon.

Whoa.

It looks just like Splatburger back in
Hiddenville. But by the sea.

Yeah, that's why it's called Splat by
the Sea.

Oh.

You still don't get it, do you?

Not at all.

All right. As soon as we place this
order, we can start secretly spying on

mastermind. We're not spying. It's a
stakeout.

Whatever. I'm broke. Give me some money
for the fake -out take -out.

No. Last time I gave you money, you
bought a crocodile.

I miss Kyle.

This is why I need to talk to other
people.

I'm so glad Sherry's here. I'm excited
to find out how my bestie's flat manager

training is going.

I'm never coming here again. I found
this name tag in my soup.

Whoever Sherry is has probably been
looking for that all day.

How's it going?

Not great.

Everyone keeps complaining and giving me
bad reviews.

Wayland is threatening to kick me out of
the Splatterger training program.

Oh, come on. I'm sure not everyone is
complaining.

Jared, where is my food?

See? I really want this to work, Phoebe.
You and Max have the thing that makes

you happy.

Being superheroes.

I hope my thing is being a manager at
Splat.

You're going to be a great manager,
Cherry.

People love you.

Cherry, people hate you.

You just got another bad review. How
many soups does your name tag have to

up in?

Apparently seven.

Oh, my friends are here.

Remember, they don't know we have
superpowers, so don't say anything.

Got it.

Billy, this is Jinx and Boosh.

Guys, this is my other brother, Billy.

He's in town visiting.

Hi, Billy. What do you think of Secret
Shores?

I really like it. And I really like
running.

Not fast, just normal speed.

Hey, this is so.

Splat by the Seas hosting a trivia
competition called Splatagories.

We should totally enter.

This is great.

I don't know, Billy.

Trivia requires people to, like, know
stuff.

Well, I know lots of stuff.

Doctors studied my brain and kept
saying, very interesting.

All right. Welcome to the team, Billy.

This isn't fair.

Hey, I know that whining. I just saw a
customer get a discount.

I'm Max Thunderman. I want a discount.

It's a new store policy.

Employees and their special someone get
voobucks that give them half off.

Huh. That's generous.

It's so employees don't ask for time off
to be with their loved ones. Huh.

That's less generous.

Huh.

I wonder what sweet, naive, flat sucker
I can trick into dating me.

No one's that dumb, Mac.

Help! I got my hand stuck in the tube
again!

Hello, future fake girlfriend.

I come from a family of superheroes.

But now my brother and sister and I are
heading to a brand new town. We are

going undercover.

To try and solve our most important
mission yet.

Okay, Carrie, I have a plan that's going
to make you splat by the C -manager in

no time. Everything you need is right
here.

Welcome to the CB method.

Oh, I get it.

I hate Waylon with this until he makes
me a manager. Oh, no, no, no, no.

No.

E -shutter in my name stands for
something helpful.

P for positivity, H for honesty, O for
optimism, E for energy, B for bedtime at



Yeah, you're better off hitting him with
that thing.

We're so brat, whatever that means.

You are going to have a lot of jerky
customers to deal with as a manager, so

let's run through some scenarios to help
you using the Phoebe method.

Oh, I'll be the jerky customer.

Let him. No one complains like Colosso.
I once saw him make a pizza guy cry.

I heard you had a complaint, sir. My
soda is too wet.

May I get you another?

No, but I'll tell you what you can do.

Come closer.

You don't even know my mother.

Okay, this was a bad idea. I'll go get
you some tissues.

Where's the whole box?

I'm never going to be a splatterger.

The job was supposed to be the thing
that makes me happy.

I know what can make you happy. You.

Just have to use the Max method.

Oh, it's less letters. I like that.

So, what do they stand for?

Just like me, they stand for nothing.

But I'm going to design a software
that'll create the positive reviews you

You can do that? Well, of course.

I'll just need something small in
return.

My one baby tooth that never fell out?

Ew, no.

Hold on, Max.

Let's see that tooth.

I want boo bucks so I can get my
discounted splats.

You just have to pretend to be my
girlfriend.

I want to become a splatterger, Max, but
Phoebe doesn't like it when people

cheat. The H in Phoebe stands for
honesty.

Or was it horseradish?

Well, the H is gonna stand for hope you
find a new job.

Look, just don't think about it like
cheating to get good reviews to get the

job. But isn't that what it is? Yes, but
just don't think about it.

I'm sorry, but I don't want to
disappoint my best friend. So, thanks,

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a baby
tooth to floss.

Can I watch?

I'm ready to start practicing for the
Splattegories competition.

I've been studying all day.

Billy, those are takeout menus.

How do you know Szechuan chicken won't
be an answer?

It's true.

Okay, so I'll read the questions, and
whoever knows the answer, hit the buzzer

and shout it out.

Who wrote Hamlet?

Taylor Swift.

Let's try an easier one.

What did Paul Revere say when the
British were coming?

He who smelt it dealt it.

Well, I'm exhausted.

I think I need some brain food.

I've never seen anyone answer questions
so wrong and with so much confidence.

That's why I was a little bit hesitant
about having Billy on the team.

Yeah, about that. We need to replace
him, like, right now. And by we, she

you. I can't take Billy off the team.

Who cares if we lose?

Slutagorse is just a silly game. Not
anymore. They announced that the winners

will become VITs, very important tubers.

I don't know what that is, but I really
want to be one.

We'll get a private table that drops
food out of a golden tube.

It's way faster than other tubes, which
means the food is still hot.

Hot tube food?

That changes everything.

You just got another review.

Look at my face and guess if it was good
or bad.

If I say good, can I be right?

One more negative review and you're out
of the program.

You'll never work in the food tube
industry again.

The Phoebe method isn't working. The P
should stand for panic.

Hey, my offer still stands.

Pretend to be my girlfriend to help me
get poo bucks and I'll make sure you

splattager. What do you say?

Will you be my fake girlfriend?

Fake yet.

I guess that makes us a pretend couple.

Should we hold hands? I'd rather not.

Is Waylon noticing our fake love? I hope
so. I need those poo bucks.

You better not touch me. Don't worry.
I'm not trying to get cooties.

If Phoebe could see us right now, she
would use one of her big words and say

this is totally... discombobulating.

Wait. You also carry around a tiny
dictionary so you can understand

word? It's the only way to decode her
mouth riddles.

Whoa. Oh, no. We have so much in common.

Neither one of us knows what Phoebe's
saying.

Yeah, I know.

Quick, say something annoying.

Uh, uh, uh, orange.

Much better.

I've been watching you two, and if you
think sharing a single noodle is going

convince me you're in a relationship,
you'd be correct.

Well, here's your boo bucks.

Oh, Waylon, have I been getting any good
reviews lately?

No, you've gotten dozens.

Keep it up and someone's going to be a
splatterger.

Who? You.

Yay!

Max, it's totally working.

Phoebe alert.

Whoa, that was weird.

Hi, Terry. Hey, Phoebe. Just popping by
to give you some encouragement. The H in

Phoebe also stands for hugging my bestie
because I'm so proud of all her hard

work.

Terry, you just got...

Seems like that someone special in your
life is inspiring you.

Aw.

Usually the Phoebe method takes longer
than a day. Guess I'm just that good.

Oh, three o 'clock. Four hours to
bedtime. Better go iron my PJs.

Whoever's in charge of mopping these
floors should be fired.

That's me.

Oh, you cannot be fired.

I need more of these boobocks.

I tell Billy he's off the trivia team
without hurting his feelings.

I've got the perfect solution.

A compliment sandwich.

Billy does love sandwiches.

He eats them from the middle out. It's
weird.

A compliment sandwich is when you give
someone a compliment, then bad news,

another compliment. Watch.

You're a good friend. Your skateboarding
needs work.

Nice shoes.

Wow. I felt good.

Then I felt mad.

Then I felt great.

Hey, teammates.

Good luck, Chloe.

We're out.

Wait, you're not saying to help? No way.
He looks like a crier, and seeing

people cry makes me cry.

It's true. Watch.

Hey,

you want to do some more trivia
practice?

Sure. But first, have you ever heard of
a compliment sandwich?

No, but it sounds delicious.

Can I eat the middle first?

You're a great brother.

And you're really tall.

Yeah, I know.

I think I did that wrong.

Billy, we think we'd have a better
chance of winning without you.

I'm sorry, but you're off the team.

Oh.

Is it because I said the capital of
France is F?

Which I still think is true.

Hey, Billy, have I ever mentioned you're
tall?

Save it.

But thank you.

Food just tastes better when it's
heavily discounted.

Max, you're taking out the trash?

You hate housework.

You know, just turning over a new leaf.
Speaking of, you should leaf. I mean,

leave.

Hey, Max. Guess who brought her fake
boyfriend a fresh stack of booba?

Uh, hi. What was that?

No, before that. Hey, Max. After that.
Fake boyfriend? That's it.

What?

I'm sorry.

I'm just pretending to date Max so he'll
write me good reviews in exchange for

boobucks. Jerry, I can't believe you're
cheating on sl*t as you're training.

I'm just so... Don't say you're
disappointed.

You said it.

Phoebs, why don't you forget about this
whole situation and get yourself some

discounted Flutterilla sticks?

Wow, that's a sweet discount. No.

Terry, you are not a cheater. You're
honest. You're a hard worker.

Everything Max isn't.

You're right.

Max, we can't do this anymore.

I hope you're happy, Phoebe, because you
just broke up the best fake

relationship of my life.

I'll never forget what we didn't have
together!

Okay. Glad that nonsense is over.

You know what else is over? My dreams of
becoming a splatager without Max's good

reviews. No!

You cannot give up on what makes you
happy.

You know what? I'm going to go grab the
Phoebe Method binder. For some reason,

it was, like, stuffed behind the fish
tank.

Dr. Colosso, that guy's always causing
trouble.

Max, why are you back?

Oh, I know. You just want more boo
bucks.

Actually, I don't really care about the
boo bucks anymore.

Good. Because I think I'm going to quit
the splatager program.

I guess I still haven't found my thing.

Well, what if I was your thing?

What?

Look, Cherry, I actually really enjoyed
hanging out with you.

We have a lot in common.

So this might sound weird, but I think I
really like you.

I don't think that sounds weird.

I think I like you, too.

So what do you think?

Do you want to date for real?

I just told Phoebe we wouldn't.

Well, you told her we wouldn't fake
date.

Wouldn't be lying to her if we really
dated.

When you put it like that, it'd be lying
not to date you.

I'm in.

First hangout of the real couple.

Had to get Dr. Colosso to give us the
air layer.

Trapped him in the pantry.

Won't he be mad?

At Phoebe.

I'll have to know it's saying that she
did it.

So when do you think we should tell her?

I don't want to lie to my best friend
again.

Who knows how Phoebe's going to react.

I thought it'd be nice to take you on a
real date first.

You know, someplace romantic.

Ooh, a fancy restaurant?

No, just the school.

But the romantic part is, Phoebe won't
be able to find us there.

Can I come?

Uh, Colosso, why are you two going on a
date to the school?

A raccoon in the yard told me you guys
broke up.

We, uh... Sorry.

Why'd you freeze Colosso?

I panicked. I didn't want him finding
out and telling Phoebe.

Come on, let's get out of here before
she gets home.

Max, Jerry, I'm home!

Max, it's okay. We can tell her
together.

Sorry.

Have you seen Cherry?

I'm not seeing Cherry. She's yucky. Why
would you even ask that? Bye.

And somehow he manages to get weirder.

Huh. Thought it was quiet in here.

Where'd they go?

They? Max and Cherry.

They're starting to make me feel like a
third wheel.

Okay, well, don't worry. Max and Cherry
ended their fake relationship.

Well, Max said they're going to school
on a date. So either they're lying to

or you're dumb. It's probably both.

What? I cannot believe them. OK, I'm
going down there to make sure that they

their fake relationship for real.

No way. You're not going anywhere unless
you fake it.

I should do that more often.

Look at it.

The golden tube.

How'd you tell Billy he was off the
team?

Well, the compliment sandwich didn't
work, so I just ripped off the bandage.

Wow. That's cold -blooded.

I feel awful.

I still see the look on his face when I
kicked him off.

Was it a happy smile? Because I can see
his face right now.

Really? What are you doing here?

Just wanted to give you my lucky four
-leaf clover.

That's poison oak.

Trust me.

She and I have danced with forbidden
tango before.

That would explain the intense burning.

Well, I don't want to be a distraction,
so I'm going to go.

You're leaving?

Yeah. I was just doing the trivia thing
so we could hang out.

Guess I miss my little sister.

Billy, I think I made a big mistake.

I want you back on the team.

You do?

And my friends do, too.

We do?

Yeah, you do.

Because you know spending time with my
brother is more important than a golden

tube.

This is... Yes, it is!

Welcome back to the team, Billy. I'm so
excited. And I promise I won't touch the

buzzer with my poison elk hand.

Which... I think is this one?

Hello, tube lovers!

Welcome to Splattergory!

The Splattergories are... Graphic t
-shirts!

Takeout menus.

And famous Billy's.

We don't know any of those things.

I do.

Calzone.

Billy the Kid.

Aliens high -fiving.

Billy Eilish.

A shark biting a m*ssile.

Last question.

Szechuan chicken.

we had your brain on the team.

Now, let's go get that golden tube.

Timely hot tube food.

Shall we?

This

is

my first indoor picnic at a school.

Me too.

I hope the smell of books doesn't k*ll
the vibe.

No, I like the smell of books.

I've always believed you can sniff
knowledge right off the page.

I never know what you're going to say.
Neither do I.

This thing is moving faster than this
thing.

See, that's what I like about you. You
always make me laugh.

The only big red flag about you is
you're best friends with Phoebe.

But I can look past it.

I hope she doesn't get mad when she
finds out about Jack.

Aw, you brought a mini cherry pie
because my name is Cherry.

Cute. And so are you.

You're slowly moving towards me. I
snitched a dating book once that told me

meant a first kiss was coming.

What the heck? I can't move.

Why aren't we kissing?

Because this fake date is over.

What's going on?

Um, nothing.

This is just a normal meal between
friends with candles and thoughtful

pies.

You're so thoughtful.

Carrie, we talked about this. You can
become a splatterger without fake dating

Max. Phoebe, you don't understand.

I quit my job on the way here.

That doesn't make any sense.

Max is only using you for boo bucks, and
you're only using him for good reviews,

which means, oh my gosh, this is a real
date.

It's true, Phoebe.

I'm dating your best friend.

You and you and how?

Trust us, we were as shocked as you are.

Jack is for real.

Cherry, what happened to finding what
makes you happy?

That's me!

Right, Cherry?

Why aren't you responding?

Because maybe Phoebe's right.

It's time for this thing to move faster
than this thing.

But what about this thing?

I like you, Max, but I need to figure
out my own life

mature guy like you.

But I'm not professional or mature. Tell
her, Phoebe.

Oh, I don't really like getting
involved.

All you do is get involved.

Guys, I think I figured out what's going
to make me happy.

Going on those fake dates and tricking
Wayland taught me I'm really good at

lying.

I need to use that talent.

My new thing is going to Hollywood to be
an actor.

Wait, so you're really breaking up with
me?

Yes. Or as they say in Hollywood, that's
a wrap.

I can't force you to give up your whole
life and move to Nebraska.

Hollywood's in California.

They moved her?

Big Apple, here I come!

Hallway goes to the gym! She'll figure
it out.