03x14 - Smashley

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Previously, on
"Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

No, I did not.

I remember the ----ing
p*nis in my vag*na.

Mm.

-Yeah.
-Meh,

You have my permission
to hook up with a guy

that's gonna treat
you like sh--.

Scarlett, do you mind
checking laundry, please?

Yeah.

And I'm the ----ing
unprofessional one!

Where did this come from?

Everyone has to help tonight.

There's 80 plates.

It's yummy. It's very good.

It's 10 ----ing courses
in a sailing yacht.

It was a lot.

Sh-- yeah, no, that was amazing.

We're gonna get ready
to go sailing.

We're not just gonna be sailing,
we're gonna be racing.

This is what I'm here for.

Let's get this thing
cranked over.

You guys will hear a horn.

When the horn starts,
that's when we'll unfurl

the genoa and start racing.

Okay, honk.

*BELOW DECK SAILING YACHT*
Season 03 Episode 14

Episode Title: " Smashley"
Aired on: May 30, 2022.

Is that the horn to start?

Okay, come on out on the genoa.

Nothing like a friendly race.

No such thing as a friendly.

You will lose.

You happy with that genoa?

Yeah, it looked good.

We'll start...
you feel it?

Look, my angle's starting
to change.

Pretty even so far.

Yeah, man.
This thing sails good.

Hey, papi!

You think we're
gaining on him, or...

Yeah.

Have you changed the...

Interior, interior, we've
got some stuff flying around.

Oh, my God.

Are we racing?

Yeah, probably.

Just hope we keep our
speed through the tack here.

Maybe we'll go up a little
on the vang on that mizzen.

How about that?

More, if you can.

-More?
-Looks good.

Oh, he's... look at this, man,
he's gonna spank us hard.

The reason they're pulling away
from us now as we're tacking

is that we're a bigger boat, so
we have a lot more momentum.

When we're turning,
it takes us a little longer.

A lot of people don't really
understand how it all works,

so to get them involved,

it adds that little bit
extra to the experience.

They're beating us now.

-We've lost a lot, man.
-We lost a hell of a lot now.

Barnaby, let's start coming
out on the other sheet.

Kelsie, keep an
eye on that sheet.

Yeah, lets go now.

Okay, go... go, go, go.

I think they have trouble
with the jib,

so they've kinda
slowed down a bit.

So, we have a
chance to catch them.

This is getting very tense.

Come on, baby.

Vamanos, vamanos!

Now we're racing, come on!

This is gonna be
very, very close.

Woohoo!

Barnaby, are we ahead
or are they ahead?

Everyone, blow on the sails!

-Blow on the sail!
-Yeah! Woo!

Okay, we're almost at the line,
have a look down the line.

Woo!

We won, we got this!

That was tight.

That was a photo finish.

My mission is to always deliver
an epic sailing experience.

-We won.
-Yippee!

-You have fun?
-So much fun.

That was a good race.

Catching these guys at the line
is kinda like the cherry on top.

You wanted adventure,
you got it.

That was close.

Kelsie, I'm putting
this genoa away.

Can you keep an eye
on the sheets,

- please?
- Yep.

Kelsie, you happy?

Happy. That's good.

Colin, let's fire up,
and let's get outta here.

What a great trip.

Yeah.

I don't wanna go home now.

I wanna move to the Parsifal.

But I think we have
to start packing our stuff.

I know we just
shove it all in.

One, two, three.

I don't know what I ripped,
but it wasn't my bathing suit.

But it's also a big part of,
like,

if you wanna be second stew

or if you one day
wanna be chief stew.

No, I know, yeah.

I am trying to teach
the women to be a team,

and of course Gary and
his small d*ck ruin everything.

And yeah, I'm just stuck
here picking up the pieces.

Oh, I just can't deal
with any more drama.

I don't want anything.

I don't want any, I'm done,
I'm ah!

Good.

I'm not worried
about tonight at all.

-I'm...
-Okay.

You just have to let Ashley know

that you've got
feelings for Scarlett.

Yeah, I'm gonna speak to her.

The one thing I don't
wanna happen again

is for Ashley
to lose her sh--.

I remember the ----ing
p*nis in my vag*na.

Mm-hmm.

Ooh!

Gary needs to talk to her ASAP,

or else tonight is gonna be
an absolute sh---show.

Phew.

All right, let me
clean and disconnect

my brain from the galley.

All crew, all crew,
let's get ready to dock.

We'll do the same as usual...
forward running spring on first.

You guys, we're done.

-No!
-I know, it's sad.

About one... five now, 15.

Copy, one-five, thank you.

-You ready to go?
-No.

Aw!

We got to sail today, that
was the most important thing.

Yeah, yeah.

Got about three meters
from the boys, Glenn.

Okay, take up.

Yeah, that's good,
Cap, that's good.

It's so hot.

Not as hot as you, Gary.

Okay, that's main engine off.

We're home!

Like a ----ing boss.

All crew, all crew,
we need to be on the dock

to see off the
guests, thank you.

This line's looking
a little jagged.

This is it.

- Are we having fun yet?
- I am.

I don't know about you
----ers but I am.

Ah!

Thank you.

-See you next time.
-Bye!

-Thank you guys.
-Thank you so much.

Ah, Keely.

You guys made this
trip so memorable.

The food was amazing,
the service was impeccable.

Thank you guys so much.

Our pleasure...
oh, thank you very much.

That's very kind of you.

- Yep. Bye.
- See you guys later.

- Thanks, guys.
- I'm gonna... keep waving.

Hold the line, hold the line.

All right, guys.

Okay, let's put covers on.

We'll just work until
the tip meeting.

Oh, God, I'm so happy.

All crew, all crew,

can I get everybody in
the saloon

for a tip meeting, thank you.

- Are we done?
- That's it.

I think we should
just call it a night.

First of all, I wanna just say,

you know, that was
an epic charter.

I think the guests
really enjoyed

the race today, of course.

I'm glad that we got that in,

because they
really wanted to sail.

Scarlett, our newest member,
welcome to the team.

Thanks to everybody.

Yeah?

It was stressful at first,
but I feel so much better.

Marcos, again, dude, you blew me
away with that 10-course meal.

At one point, I kinda
started blurring.

I was like, keep it together,
keep it together.

Finally, to the tip,
the tip total is 16,400.

Each person is 1,820.

You guys, I want you to go out
and enjoy yourselves, have fun.

One for you, thank you.

Yes! This is why we're here.

Cheers.

What a team, what a team.

I need a shower.

Yeah, you do.

Head in the master's
almost done.

She's done with the bed.

Okay. We'll finish it tomorrow.

All right, what do you mean?

Let's go all the way up,

so then I can have a cigarette,
'cause this is stressful stuff.

It's not stressful.

Yeah, because I see
how the attitude's changed

towards me, but...

It hasn't changed
towards you at all.

- Yeah.
- I don't think it has.

Okay. I do.

I just wanted to
have the conversation

to see how you feel about it.

About what?

About us, because I don't think
there is an "us."

Oh **** me.

I mean, we all know that you
like to flirt with everybody.

So, like, the thing with
this comes down to, like,

more of, like, a respect thing.

- How could you say that when...
- No... oh sh--...

...you kissed me, and you go
and **** someone

20 minutes after?

- What are you talking about.
- I'm not... ugh.

Yes, queens!

Think about that.

You're saying it's about
out of a respect thing.

- No, I understand...
- Gary, I understand.

I haven't said anything
about that.

I haven't said
anything about that.

**** dude.

What am I supposed to say?

If I was to be, like, you're
a piece of sh-- to his face,

he's gonna get defensive and
try to, like, spin it back.

He's never in the wrong, he's
never gonna own up to anything,

because Gary does
not give a ****

about anybody but himself.

I literally don't care.

You guys can do whatever.

We could have done without
this whole conversation,

because I'm, like,
already, like, over it.

----ing hell.

I'm good, everything's fine.

That was a massive fail.

****

What's wrong?

- Gary.
- Why, what did he say?

He's just, like, "Your attitude
has changed towards me."

"I don't want you to be,
like, mad at me,

I want us to be friends."

This is the definition
of a **** boy.

Yeah, yeah, I know.

- It's the most predictable behavior.
- Yeah, and I... I'm over it.

I wanna have enough respect
for myself to not get

----ing wound up about
this bullsh--.

Exactly.

It's ----ing...
it's just hilarious to me.

First of all,
I am ----ing special.

Honestly, shut up.
Grow up and speak to me.

I'm just so... I'm just so...
I'm just so...

I'm so sorry, that's
about all it is.

-Talk to her?
- Yeah.

- She took it good?
- Well, it was weird.

Yeah, if she didn't get
the picture

that I'm not into her
after that conversation,

then I don't know what
I need to say.

- Okay.
- I said to her,

"I don't like you."

No, I didn't.

- Are we all good?
- Yeah, we're fine.

Okay, I don't want to...

No, I'm, like...
honestly, I'm over it.

- Like, I don't...
- Okay, good.

- Good?
- Good.

Who are you? Hello!

Let's do this.

Girls and guys,
is that what's going on?

Sounds lovely.

Yeah, baby ----ing the boys!

- Yeah!
- Woohoo!

Scarlett, you've been on
the boat a charter now.

All the boys on board
**** marry, k*ll... go.

k*ll Gary.

**** Gary, marry Colin, but,
oh, I couldn't k*ll any of them.

I would **** Gary...
not now.

By us staying separate
to the girls.

- k*ll Gary...
- Sheesh.

...**** Marcos, marry Colin.

Ah, you!

- Pulau. Pulau.
- Pulau.

Let me out.

Okay, gentlemen. Vamanos.

This place is really cute.

- Yeah.
- It is. It is.

Thank you.

Good evening, guys.

What's your go-to drink?

I want an espresso martini.

Can I get you guys
some champagne?

Oh, we'd like that, yeah.

Should we actually just move
our table a little bit aside?

Scarlett, pick up that side,
let's just move across.

No, I'm not down for this.

Okay, no, but just...
there's, like, a two-inch gap.

What, I'm gonna get candles
and everything,

it's gonna be very romantic.

Gary...

What do you mean?

Earlier today was a lot.

I don't know
what you're talking about.

Oh, was it?

Yeah, it kinda sucked.

- Why?
- Just weird.

Okay. Sorry.

I didn't mean anything
to affect you in any way.

It's all good.

I have no idea what's
happening right now,

but if I was to guess,
I think Gary's like,

"I'm falling in love,"
and then Scarlett's like,

"I'm into you too, but what
about mean old Ashley?"

I love it.

Ready to order for the food?

Yeah, I think so.

- Pork belly.
- Salmon.

Can I get the salmon
and the aubergine?

Thank you very much.

The one goal that I have.

I know.

I don't wanna see my mate
----ing have a meltdown.

I know my limits.

Count on me or the crew
if you need some help,

don't let your...

...ego and pride get in the
way of asking for help,

because that's what's happening.

Cheers to everyone here.

How's this double date going?

Pretty well so far.

- Yas!
- Yes, if you must.

Yay, food is here.

Thank you.

Bon appétit.

Tell me what happened
after my chat on the bow?

I'd like to know.

Oh, boy.

Cool.

This food's delicious.

Excuse me from the table.
Sorry, guys.

Just do you and don't let
other things bother you.

Have you snogged him?

What?

Have you kissed him?

Oh, dear.

And Daisy...

Something happened at
that end of the table.

You guys do you.

Don't ----ing b*tch at me

when it comes and
bites you in the a*s.

That's all I'm gonna say.

Nothing's gonna hurt me.

- I've known Gary a long time.
- I know.

When I talk about Gary,
it's through love,

but it's also through a
lot of emotional trauma.

This is just fun
and entertaining.

Like, I...
nothing is happening.

"Fun and entertaining" can
take you so far.

But you have to be aware
of your surroundings.

So, what, I can't be
friendly with someone?

You know, it's, like...

It's not gonna hurt me,
I don't give a flying ****.

I'm not doing anything wrong.

Scarlett, let's cut
the bullsh--.

-Oh, dear.
- Oh, excuse me.

I can be friends with whoever.

Yeah, we have fun hanging out,

and I can hang out
have fun, and that's okay.

Scarlett, I'm not telling you
what you can and can't do.

I don't have to say
anything else.

Sorry, like...

- You don't have to be sorry.
- ...you know? Exactly.

What else do you want, like...

Are you okay, Scarlett?

- No, I'm really ----ing annoyed.
- Why?

Obvious reasons, Daisy.
That was a massive fail.

I'm really ----ing annoyed.

Why?

I'm done talking
about it, regardless.

I'm gonna get a cigarette.

I want to leave.

Daisy is my boss,

and I respect everything
that, you know, she says.

We're going for a cigarette.

Here, Scarlett,
Scarlett, whoa, whoa, whoa.

It's like, I don't know
if it's for Ashley's sake

or if it's for her own sake,

but I'm sorry, you can't
control, like, my love life.

- Don't be crying, don't be crying.
- No...

No, she doesn't.

- So, like, why... but still...
- In her...

...come in here and focus
on your ----ing job, then.

Yeah.

Scarlett, you know
I'm taking the piss.

I am only joking.

So, I shouldn't have
done that, and I apologize.

- The last thing...
- It's just, like...

- ...that I want to do...
- ...I wouldn't...

...is upset you,
or see you upset.

Good evening, everybody.

Where is all the girls
down that end of the table?

They're having a chat.

I couldn't help but
think you caused the tears.

Hm.

That sucked.

I'm on your side. I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have done that.

How do you cause so much drama?

I've never seen
anything like it.

I want my girls
to love each other

- and care about each other and be a team.
- Totally.

I told you, like,
I've asked her, I've asked her,

and you're like,
"Come on, really?"

Maybe she should be more honest
if somebody's hurting her...

- And you're right.
- ...because then I wouldn't.

She's... okay, between me and
you, she's full of sh--, okay?

I'm gonna laugh and giggle
and smile the entire night.

I caused this bridge.

No, and I appreciate, like,
you talking to me, I really do.

I just need a moment,
and then I'll be good.

- Do you want a shot?
- No.

Daisy?

I was just wondering if
you wanted your things back.

Can I help you?

I would love to know.

Oh, my God, I feel awful.

- Don't blame yourself.
- No, it was me.

- Never...
- I said stuff that I shouldn't.

Never blame yourself.

- Well, who should I blame?
- Blame Gary.

You can't make Scarlett
and Ashley

happy at the same time,
just remember that.

You've said what's real,
and that's great.

People should
thank you for that.

Thanks.

- Come on, chill out.
- Thanks for that.

Stop putting yourself down,
because that's rubbish.

Right now, I feel really bad.

The ironic thing is
I was trying to help Scarlett

not make a bad decision,

but Scarlett,
you do what you want.

I am done.

- Naughty.
- Thank you for consoling me.

Just ----ing worry about
yourself

for one bloody
minute, will you?

- Thank you.
- Hi!

Let's go and get drunk.

Vamanos, guys,
take the beers, take the beers.

I'll get in the
back with Kelsie.

I've just gotta climb...

It's okay, I saw
the whole thing.

- Oh, yeah?
- Ashley!

Behave yourself.

Yeah, and now he's just
asking for a simple kiss.

Oh!

Kelsie! Sh--.

- Are you kidding me?
- Oh, Kelsie!

- Oh!
- Oh, goodness' sake.

I've not got a condom...

No, kiss her nicely.

Sh--.

No, that's as much
a kiss you're getting.

I really loved it.

Whatever, you're boring as
****.

Whoopsie, I made a tootsie!

Get out!
Oh, my God!

Ai, arriba!

I wanna put my sweatshirt on.

Hey!
Cheers, cheers, cheers.

I love you.
Thank you.

It's been rough, but,
we're good.

I want you to put some pants on
and let's go outside.

****

Oh, she's the boss woman.

- I know, I like that.
- I see that, I like that.

I was having a lovely sleep.

Ooh, someone's got some rhythm.

Wow, not only a pretty face,
but can dance, too.

Barnaby, are you ready?
Ah! Woohoo!

Oh. That was great.

- Barnaby, come on!
- I need another beer.

Let's go and get a drink.
Let's get a drink.

Woop, woop.

You like?

- Woop, woop, woop.
- Woo! Yeah, my boy!

She's at the bar.

Oh, shut up whining, God, Gary.

Mm, say that again... say
that "God, Gary" one more...

Okay.

- He's stopped.
- ****

Hola, mis amigos!

Hola, amiga.

Como estas?

Daisy, you are so pretty,
like a flower.

I disagree.

Oh **** off.

I'm gonna go find Daisy.

Barnaby, we're gonna hang.

Daisy, you wanna
do a body shot?

No.

No. Oh, that is...

Oh... how bad does
this feel, how bad? Oh my God.

Sleep, bro.

Annoyed?

No, you gotta...

I think you were saying,
like, read between the lines,

but she was like, but
I'm not doing anything wrong.

And that's friendship on board.

It's not something
I would do personally.

Mm-hmm, it will be.

But at least no one's hurt.

For the moment.

I'm really ----ing annoyed.

Are you in bed?

Night-night.

I'm good.

I'm good, I'm good,
I'm good, but thank you.

Cool, thank you.

Oh, my gosh, he is charming,

and this and that,
but it doesn't mean

I'm gonna sleep
with him tonight.

I just have respect for myself.

I know what I've heard, so
watch me avoid this situation.

I'm out.

I'm out.

Really?

Yeah, it's late, I'm tired.

Good night.

See you in the morning.

Nothing... nothing to see,
nothing to do.

Ow!

Are you hangover?

Good morning.

Morning.

Good morning, how are you?

Slightly drunk.

Obviously, the aim is
to get the cabins done.

Sounds good.

-Yeah.
- Morning.

I'm gonna go get started.

What a ----ing night.

Wait, would you like me
to blade these?

Well, I'm gonna rinse first.

I am in a great mood.

The sooner we get it done,
the sooner we're done.

Ah.

I had a dream that one day,

I could have a
shirt that would fit me.

- Look at this thing.
- Oh. Okay.

Yo... so, look
at this sh--.

That's strong wind, 30 knots.

- Look at that.
- Yeah.

Three-meter seas.

Our option would be go up
here to Fornells,

so that when the wind comes
we're fully protected in there,

and the guests will join,
we'll pick them up at anchor,

like we've done in the past.

We'll stay at anchor
for four or five days.

Okay.

It's not gonna be
a very fun charter,

just sitting on a dock.

When the wind comes,
it can be quite nasty.

Our best option is to be
in protected water,

where we can get the water toys
out and we can still have fun.

It's always something on boats.

I'd like to go sooner
rather than later.

Yeah, because if it's gonna
blow like that,

I'm sure other people are
gonna try that also.

I think there's already
people already up there.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

All crew, all crew,
we're gonna move

the boat up north because
there's a big storm coming.

Get ready to leave as
soon as possible.

Copy.

It's easier to handle over here.

You guys can start
dropping lines.

Yeah.

Okay, shall we?

All lines clear.

Okay, let's get that
tender on tow, please.

Copy.

So, why don't you
grab the stern line.

Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.

Copy, thank you very much.

- Colin.
- How was your night?

Interesting.

Yes. I'm over it.

Huh.

Is there any other sense?

- No.
- Jealousy?

No.

You are so full of sh--
right now.

Okay, Daisy, okay.

Now you can't make out,
because the new girl's here.

You honestly think that if
I came on to Gary

he would be, like, no, no, no?

Yeah.

Oh, God!

Colin, you're as naïve as I am.

- Does this one move?
- Yes.

So, what's done
and what's not done?

No, kiss her nicely.

Young deckhands
have a thing for me.

That's their problem.

Ah, you guys were kissing quite
passionately in the car.

No, it wasn't,
it was like this.

Ooh, I liked that.

Yeah, I kiss anyone.

- My face has just got...
- Oh, **** off.

Swear to God.

Oof, busy.

You wouldn't wanna try and
get outta here in a hurry.

Big boat, coming through.

Okay, let it go,
let it go, let it go.

Do you want me to finish
downstairs, or I don't know?

We'll get up early tomorrow,
it's fine.

That's two shots.

Done, thank you.

Gary, Daisy, Marcos,

meet me in the crew mess for
a preference sheet meeting.

Can I squeeze in here?

What's this,
charter number ocho.

- Eight. Ocho.
- The penultimate.

Lane Merrifield runs his
own start-up company,

which operates between
Orange County, California,

and Alberta, Canada.

- Oh.
- Yeah, baby.

Canadians, my countrymen.

Joining Lane is
his fiancé, Amanda.

Lane proposed just
before arriving to Menorca,

and they cannot wait
to celebrate

their engagement
with their friends.

That's cool.

Oh, he's been in 30 different
Michelin stars restaurant.

He actually like Japanese,
seafood,

and molecular gastronomy.

Can you enlighten me?

That type of cuisine...

Okay.

But it's gonna be actually
the pure flavor of red pepper.

- It's ----ing cool. Yeah.
- Cool.

It's a big challenge
right here for me.

On night one, the guests
would like to celebrate

Lane and Amanda's engagement
with a white party,

accompanied by a seafood-focused
dinner spread.

On day two, the guests
would like to compete against

the yacht crew in a who's
the beat seaman relay race.

Hm, that's gonna be interesting,

because this weather's
that's coming in

is gonna make tomorrow
very, very lumpy.

We'll have to have the guests
join us on anchor

instead of from the dock.

- Okay.
- All right, thank you very much.

Awesome, thanks, Glenn.

Oh.

Go and sleep.

All right, I'm going to bed.

So tired.

You're drawing your food now.

I have to write a menu,
molecular gastronomy.

That's cool,
I didn't know that was a thing.

Yeah.

That's what the best do.

Well, I don't know, but...

All right, I'll keep
drawing this sh--.

Night-night.

I was 28 when I learned
molecular food

under two chefs that each
one have two Michelin stars.

I am a little bit nervous about
it, because for molecular food,

you have to be very
precise and practice.

Otherwise, it's
gonna be sh--.

I'm gonna be in my bed
----ing getting something.

The pressure is on me,
100 percent.

Ai-yi-yi.

Coming up.

I fell face-first out of my bed.

I was sh---faced, so...

Ashley.

Am I in trouble again?
Are you in bed?

It's no good to start
the charter this tired.

One more week, one more week.

Morning, morning, morning.

So, Scarlett, you're gonna go
up and start in the main saloon.

Uh-huh.

Okay, cool.

Clean windows, waterline,
and tender.

-Covers are off.
- Yeah.

- Covers are on.
- Good morning.

Marcos from Parsifal III.

I ordered six wheat bread,

dry ice, and also heavy cream,
the one for whipping, all right?

- Okay.
- All right.

- Thank you.
- Okay.

It's simply too windy
for a charter, I think.

What else is on the list?

Towels, transom door.

- Those stairs need to be done.
- Okay.

You're far too close
to outside.

Well, I gotta clean up
all the water

that you guys dripped in here.

All crew, all crew,
provisions are here.

On my way. Careful!

We don't wanna go too close.

We'll make a chain
and bring it all in.

How you doing?

I can't see you.

I think we're getting close to
being done.

- Can you manage?
- Yeah.

I'm not gonna miss this part.

What's, like, our schedule
looking like today?

Ashley's happy on lates,
I'm happy on earlies,

and I think mids is
good for you, because...

Me, too.

...you get to learn
everything, and...

- Me, too.
- ...be with us.

I think it's perfect.

Oh, yeah.

Much better, Glenn will
be very happy.

If there's space out there,
we can put some out there, too.

They just won't be cold.

Okay, cool.

I can approach this
whole situation with Scarlett

so much differently.

I could be a total b*tch,

but I'm trying to take the
high road and prove

that at least I'm not
a piece of sh--.

Out here, Ashley?

Yeah, if there's
room behind the bar.

- How we looking, big B?
- We're pretty much there.

All crew, all crew, 20 minutes,
everybody dressed,

ready to go, in the c*ck,
please.

It looks great downstairs.

Sweet, thanks, Dais.

Are you ready for this sh- -?

Not really, but...

Oh, groundhog day.

All right, let's go
in the c*ck.

Okay, okay.

This is the first one we've done
where we picked up at anchor,

so these guys are gonna go in,
pick up the guests.

As soon as the greeting's done,
you take 'em on a tour.

Two of them will go back,
grab all the luggage

and bring it back to the boat,
and well do it just as normal,

except it'll come on the swim
platform instead of the gangway.

Cool? Let's do it.

You can get in there.

Just get the little quick vac.

Yeah, you can pour
the champagne now.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- The stainless on the rams...
- Okay, cool.

...and around the sides of that,

give that a chamois,
that'd be great.

So, Daisy, tonight I'm gonna
do the seafood spread.

Mm-hmm.

That's what they
request for tonight.

So, tomorrow I'm gonna
do the molecular.

Hey, guys.

It's a little smaller
than I thought.

How's... yeah, well, welcome!

No, I'm joking.

Here, let me help you on.

Where do you put the sails,
exactly?

Charter number eight!

- It's gonna be interesting.
- Thank you.

It's gonna be downwind, so

it should be quite dry
the whole way there.

The weather hasn't been
the greatest, but...

- Yeah.
- ...we can make the most of it.

Okay, that's everybody in
the c*ck right now, please.

There she is.

Okay, you ready, Dais?

I was born ready.

Hi.

We thought this was the
boat at first.

Your cabins are just
down in there.

- Yeah.
- You nervous?

I always nervous.

Thank you.

Thank you, hello!

Hello, welcome aboard,
I'm Captain Glenn.

- Nice to meet you.
- Hi, I'm Daisy.

If you want, you can just kick
your shoes off in that basket,

and we'll get you up
to the c*ck.

- Scarlett, nice to meet you.
- I'm Lane, nice to meet you.

- Hi, I'm Ashley.
- My favorite, my favorite.

- Nice to meet you.
- Welcome, Marcos.

Welcome aboard.

We have a great trip
planned for you.

Daisy is going to take you
for a little tour.

Awesome, let's do it,
let's do it.

- Wanna follow me?
- All right.

So, up here we've got
the hot tub,

and then behind you
is the bunny pad,

which is a nice place
to lay out.

Wow, this is spectacular.

Little bigger than
the dinghy we came up in.

Yeah, a little bit.

Anyway, we're so cute, all
sitting here together.

I love it.

- Yeah, look at us.
- Aw!

The three best friends.

Oh, gummy bears!

So, down here we've got
the main saloon.

It's nice and cool down here,

pre-dinner drinks,
just hang out by the bar.

Then if you wanna follow
me down to the cabins.

**** they've got
a lot of bags, ooh.

Oh, my back's k*lling me.

This is the master cabin.

This is nice, eh?

- This will do.
- Yeah, this'll work, eh?

And I'll grab the
two square platters

from under the kitchen table.

This is pretty, hey?

Are we going through the master?

Yeah.

Let's go right now, quickly,
before someone comes down.

Ka chang, wanna hand me bags.

- Girls' side, boys' side?
- Yeah.

- Is it the boys' side?
- All right.

What time do you think
you would like lunch at?

Maybe do the lunch around 2:00?

Maybe do dinner, like, 8:30?

- Perfect.
- Okay, great.

- Awesome, thank you.
- You're welcome.

Is that all of it?
Let's close that door.

Is everyone here Canadian?

- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- Yes.

Myself included.

So, you're saying this is gonna
be the most polite boat ever.

Oh, yeah, of course.

We have that reputation,
don't we?

- We do.
- Yeah.

Anyhow, the weather right now,

I don't know if you guys have
heard, but it's really bad,

and it's only
just getting started.

So, tonight and
especially tomorrow,

it's gonna be quite windy,
three-meter seas.

We couldn't do
anything out there.

Is there gonna be any chance
to put up the sails?

I don't think so.

I feel really bad about that,

because that's the whole point
of going on a sailing boat.

We're gonna have to be really
creative to keep them occupied.

But fortunately, Canadians
are notorious

for being chilled-out,
easygoing people,

and I'm being
completely impartial.

You know, you guys'll still
be able to lounge, swim,

all the dining and everything.

Perfect.

So, I'm gonna let
you guys relax,

and welcome aboard, and...

- Thank you!
- Have fun.

Well, it's a bummer
we can't sail, but...

- Mm, mm-hmm.
- ...we'll figure it out.

Yeah.

The lunch is gonna be half-two,

so if we set up at half-one,
it's gonna be buffet style.

And Scarlett, will you turn
over the laundry, please?

Thank you.

Hey, let's get bathing suits on.

- Okay!
- Let's do it.

Let's get our rooms, let's go.

Are your nerves going,
or are you still good?

I always nervous.

Until the first meal,
and then it's okay?

Yeah.

- And then it's fine, right?
- And then it's fine.

Can I get any of you a fresh
drink or something different?

- I'll do an Aperol spritz.
- Aperol spritz?

- Yeah, I'll do the same, please.
- Yeah?

- Thank you.
- Make it three, not very sweet.

Okay.

Hey, they seem super- chilled.

Are you okay?

I'm just thinking.

Well, I guess this is our
home for the next few days.

It's not a bad view.

It is crazy that they...

like, it's windy, and you can't
sail because it's too windy.

This wind! Here you go.

Oh, lovely, thank you.

- I'll trade you.
- Thanks very much.

It is getting a little windy.

Very interesting
charter set here.

Maybe we set up the rope swing.

I think they wanna have a go,

because they're disappointed
we're not sailing.

- Thank you very much.
- You're welcome.

Everyone else is
good right now?

We are good. Yeah.

Magic, thank you.

- Who is that one, Ashley?
- Ashley, yeah. Yes.

Every Ashley I've met
has been Smashley.

I don't know why.

No, I bet you
she can let loose.

All good?
Are they on the bow?

Yeah.

One of you guys better
come dry for me, please.

Yeah.

You want me to seat them?

- Yeah, go ahead.
- Okay.

Whenever you're ready,
if you wanna take a seat.

Is this too unbuttoned?

- Should I put on a shirt?
- No.

Oh, burrata.

Oh, that's the stuff,
right there.

Yep, speaking our language here.

That looks fantastic.

- It's a bowl of alcohol.
- Yeah, it's a goblet.

Ah, there he is. Yay!

We have a rib-eye with some
crispy grilled vegetables.

Then we have a red snapper,
grilled chicken,

and Caprese salad
with burrata cheese.

I wasn't paying attention,
what was it again?

- All right, guys.
- Thank you so much.

Ashley and Daisy
are family now,

so they are helping
us with the meal.

Okay.

I'll just have one scoopful,
please, thank you.

Smashley? I've heard
that one before.

How did I get that
nickname already?

We don't even really know you,
but it's like...

Oh, God.

I fell face-first out of my bed.

I was sh---faced, so, like...

You don't need to tell me twice.

Ashley.

Am I in trouble again?

I fell face-first out of my bed.

I was sh---faced, so...

Ashley.

Am I in trouble again?

With these guests,
they wanna walk away

feeling like they've made
a friend,

but they also wanna
walk away

like they've had
five-star service.

Finding that balance
of being their friend

but also being professional...

I've been told that in my time.

I need to work on it.

I'm gonna go on a break.

I need to trust that you
are being professional.

- Yeah, you got this?
- Yes, Daisy.

Great, girls, thank you.

Hey, Kels, if you wanna go down,

you can go down now, and
then can you be up at 10:00?

Cool, cool, cool.

They're very happy.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

- Is that your happy dance?
- Happy dance.

That's enough food, right?

Yeah, I think so.

- Are we full?
- Oh, I'm so full.

- Yeah?
- Need a towel.

- Yeah, that was amazing.
- That was delicious.

Oof.

Well, let's toss on
some sunscreen.

What we could do is
try the rope swing.

That's what I was just
thinking, I'm like...

Oh, yeah,
we're gonna rope-swing.

I'm sleepy now.

- Hello.
- Hello!

What would you like?

I'll do Modelo.

Cheers. Thank you very much.

You're welcome.

We got enough slack?

Wait, get up there first.

Hold tension.

Yeah?

Yeah, I think that's all right.

I'll just tie one more knot.

Oh, this looks awesome.

Okay, so who's going after me?

Do you wanna come up?

Cheers up.

- Woo!
- Whoa!

Gary!

All right, you ready?

You're a brave man, my friend.

- Woo-hoo!
- Ooh!

That's terrifying.

- Go for it.
- Woo-hoo!

Becky!

Woo!

Yes!

I wanna do it again!

Pink peppercorn
Crème brûlée.

Hey, Ashley, you can
go on your break.

I think I'm gonna get Scarlett
to do dinner service tonight.

Yes, I was figuring
that was probably...

And you can do it
tomorrow night.

Copy.

You're doing,
like, family-style?

- Okay.
- Yeah.

Nonstop.

Woo!

Oh!

Oh, my God...

Can I get anyone a drink?

- Are you good?
- Yeah, I'm good, thank you.

Yeah, they're done.

The stinging back.

So, you're gonna do
dinner service with me.

Yay!

And Ashley is
gonna do turn-downs.

I'm about to go
change into blacks.

****
Ow.

- I'm behind.
- You're behind?

I have two hours and a half.

I'm gonna make, like,
octopus, a lot of seafood.

If you need a hand, just shout
Speaks Spanish...

Yeah.

Well, I mean, I prefer you
not ask for my help,

because I don't really want to.

Do you want to start
pulling for dinner?

It's a white party,
so everything white.

- So, all white.
- Yeah, exactly.

- Yay, fun.
- Yeah.

You are.
I'm here for moral support.

I'll be back.

We'd better be doing the white
hot tub party after dinner.

Ooh!

****

I got the very bad news.

You know, my best friend,
which is like brother

for my whole family,
his mom just died.

Mari?

- ****
- I'm excited for tonight.

What time is dinner?
We said 8:30ish?

Yeah.

The last thing I wanna do
right now is cook.

Ah ****.

Ah... sh--.

Next, on "Below Deck
Sailing Yacht"...

We wanna do a relay.

All right, we be a
team of pirates

ready to take on
you navy b*stards!

Oh, no!

I feel so guilty.

**** this.

She's going to bed at 12:00,

and she doesn't need
to be having,

like, a heart-to-heart
with Gary right now.

I'm totally ----ing
with Gary's fun.

He ----ing deserves it.

Should we wake Glenn up?

I'm gonna fire up.

- Oh!
- The horizon is spinning.

This shallow's right
behind us now.

I'm gonna come ahead a little
bit to stay off of it.

We've got a chain wrapped
around the anchor chain.

If we can't get
these anchors up,

then we're gonna
continue to drag

and we're gonna end up hitting
these little tiny boats.

Stop, stop, stop!
Mother----er.