All crew, all crew,
brace yourselves...
we're going sailing.
A sailing yacht is
all about the journey.
It's not just about
the destination.
I lost wrap.
We turn off the engines
and we just go with
the power of nature.
I mean, that's cool.
That's really cool.
That's main engine off.
It's classic, it's timeless.
When you feel the wind in
your hair on a sailing yacht,
then you'll know.
We're gonna have
a big heel right now,
big heel right now.
Get ready.
Oh...
Is it the alcohol
or is it the boat?
I feel like I'm defying gravity.
[clattering]
Ugh!
I'm back!
But the rest of the crew,
it's all new.
This time, I'm hoping these guys
are a little more chilled out,
not so crazy.
What comes before part B?
Par-tay!
YOLO, mother----er!
I'm a good sailor
because I'm good with people.
Gary, go away.
I can drink a lot of rum,
sleep with a lot of women,
and not feel bad about it.
----ing frozen margaritas...
I'll stick them up his hole.
People say, oh,
Daisy's such a b*tch.
But I'm just trying
to get the job done.
Where the [bleep]
is everyone's head at?
I think I'm really Irish.
As a chef, I want to exceed
the expectation of the guests.
You have scampi, from Croatia.
I love dressing up,
you have no idea.
Woo!
I m from Brazil.
We take very good pride of,
like, I have perfect eyebrows.
Oh, I had a boob job.
Oh, Dani, your boobs
are nice!
Can't even furrow anymore,
because too much Botox.
-I made you something.
-Oh, what?
It's a possessed giraffe.
I listen to metal music,
I love spiders.
All my pets are named
after sharp objects.
Oh, my God.
Oh [bleep].
I'm unique.
I'm my own person.
I'm not good at much,
but I am good at drinking.
My parents always say
they gave me proper raising,
they just don't know if it took.
I mean, you guys
have both seen me naked.
Oh, my God.
I'm not sure if it did, either.
The "it" factor for
myself is my height.
I'm 6'9", and girls love height.
Oh, my God, I love it.
Some girls just wanna
climb the mountain.
It's so high!
Being the engineer on the boat,
I have to know the ins and
outs of how everything works.
From the engines...
Oh ----ing sh--.
to the personal dramas...
Sh--'s gonna get messy.
I just wanna watch it.
I'm just gonna watch
it all unfold.
Careful! No...
Oh!
This is becoming
a ----ing joke.
-Ding, ding, ding.
-Oh, my God.
You're rubbing on the dock.
Get on board, now!
I'm so ----ing close to walking
away from this ----ing boat.
I really love sailing in Croatia
because it's a little more
adventurous and exclusive.
I did a couple charters
here early on in my career
on a similar boat to Parsifal.
Croatia's an amazing
cruising ground.
You have a lot of
protected water,
a lot of beautiful little towns
and fishing villages.
I'm really excited to be back.
How you doing?
Good, how are you?
-Very good, thanks.
-Good.
-Ooh, Jesus.
-Ooh... you all right?
-Hi!
-Welcome aboard.
-Thank you!
-I'm Glenn.
-I'm Daisy, nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.
I'm a bit of a legacy.
My parents were yachties,
my aunts and uncles
were yachties,
and now I'm a yachtie.
-Where are you from?
-Dublin.
-Dublin, okay.
-Yeah.
-Where are you from?
-I grew up in Montréal.
Oh, okay.
But I haven't lived
there for a long time.
Yeah, your accent
sounds really weak.
Yeah, I don't say "eh"
after everything anymore.
My grandfather also
represented Ireland
in the 1964 Olympics in sailing,
so there's a little bit
of pressure
not to embarrass anybody,
like my grandfather,
my parents, the Irish nation.
Last season we had all
the interior crew in here.
-Okay.
-We've got five girls.
-Five girls and four boys, okay.
-With four boys.
But if you wanna
get settled, and then...
or if you have any questions,
just come up.
Thank you.
-How's it going?
-Hey, Captain!
-How you doing?
-Good, thank you, how are you?
I'm good, thanks.
Welcome to Croatia.
-Thank you, Gary.
-Welcome aboard.
Gary? Glenn.
-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.
Good to be on board.
You've got quite
a bit of experience.
Yeah.
-Hi.
-Hi.
-I'm Gary.
-Nice to meet you.
-I'm Daisy.
-Nice to meet you.
-Hello!
-Hi!
-How are you?
-I'm fine, thank you.
Welcome aboard, I'm Glenn.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
Nice to meet you, and your name?
-Natasha.
-Natasha.
-Yeah.
-Nice to meet you.
-It's a pleasure.
-Come on. Come on inside.
I am not the person
who's good at sports,
I'm not good at any instrument,
I'm not good at singing.
So where you coming from now?
Trinidad and Tobago.
But cooking is one talent
that I know God have given me,
and I'm great at it.
I can't do ----ing anything
else, but I'm good at cooking.
Daisy is already here.
-Hi.
-Nice to meet you.
-It's a pleasure. Natasha?
-Natasha.
So, are you stewardess?
-No.
-Chef?
-Yeah.
-Okay, cool.
-It's a pleasure.
-Female chef, nice.
You wanna go in the three-girl
cabin, do you wanna go...
You wanna go in two?
-Yeah.
-Okay, cool.
There we go.
Yeah, I'm chief stew, sorry.
-How you doing?
-Good, how are you?
I'm good, thanks.
-Thank you.
-I'm Glenn.
Very nice to meet you, Glenn,
I'm Dani.
Dani, nice to meet you,
welcome aboard.
Thank you.
My accent is often
a mystery to people.
I'm Brazilian, but after
I dated an Irish guy
and dated an Australian guy,
it's all over the place.
I swear, I might
have an American accent
by the end of this.
Oh, my gosh, let's go to the
mall and do some shopping.
-Natasha.
-Natasha, nice to meet you.
Hi. I'm Daisy,
nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, Daisy.
-Does it matter?
-I mean, I would rather two.
Okay, well,
that's with me.
Okay, cool.
-What's your position?
-I'm first officer.
Perfect.
-I'm Glenn.
-Hey, Glenn, Colin.
-Colin, nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.
Come on board.
So, where are you
coming in from?
-Panama.
-Panama.
Okay, I'm ready.
Cool, I'm just
looking at your CV.
You've got loads of experience.
Yeah, I've been doing it
for a little while.
You don't wanna
be chief stew, no?
Just for now,
I'm okay, you know...
-Yeah.
-Just, I'm good with it, yeah.
Fair enough.
This is Colin.
-Hi!
-Hi!
Hi, how's it going?
-Natasha.
-Nice to meet you.
-Dani.
-Hi, I'm Daisy.
Which cabin am I in?
I don't... I think one
of you three dudes
is gonna have to share with me.
-He wants to...
-I'm easy.
I don't mind, I'm also easy,
to be honest.
Yeah?
You don't snore, right?
-No.
-Okay.
Gary, you go in with Glenn,
then, and I can
show you your cabin.
Bunking with the captain.
-Welcome aboard.
-Hi.
-I'm Glenn.
-I'm Alli, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, Alli.
So, that's your bag...
That's my bag.
I'll go and grab
it in a minute.
-Yeah.
-Let me bring you inside,
and I'll introduce you
to everybody, okay?
-Okay, cool.
-Where you from, Alli?
-I'm from Australia, Melbourne.
-Okay.
I'll put my uniform there
so I don't wake you up
in the morning.
I don't know!
-Hi.
-Hey!
Welcome. I'm Daisy.
I'm Alli, nice to meet you.
This is gonna be your cabin.
You stewardess?
-Yes, third stew.
-Okay, awesome.
-Yes, and you?
-I'm your chief stew.
Oh, awesome!
Ooh!
Have you worked in boats before?
Yeah, I worked solely on deck.
I did an eight-day
stew yachting course.
Yeah.
But I'll be kind of needing
a little bit of guidance.
Who does this belong to?
[speaking French]
[speaking Spanish]
-Daisy?
-Yeah?
I've got a bag here.
-Oh, is it yours?
-Yeah, that's mine.
-Oh, okay.
-Oh, is this...
-Hello!
-Hi.
-I'm Alli.
-Hi, Gary.
-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.
Wow, hello.
What, do you got a body
in there or something?
I'm playing.
No, no, no, not at all.
-Thank you!
-You're welcome.
Jesus Christ.
-Hi!
-Hey!
I'm Alli.
I'm Dani, nice
to meet you, Alli.
Nice to meet you.
-Hello!
-Hi!
-How you doing?
-I'm Captain Glenn.
Hi, Sydney, nice to meet you.
Sydney, nice to
meet you, Sydney.
-Yeah.
-So, where's home for you?
-Florida.
-Florida... where in Florida?
-St. Augustine.
-Oh, okay, I've been.
-I've been, on my boat, yeah.
-Yeah? Really?
I stopped there and
had a look around.
-Did you like it?
-It was amazing.
Jesus Christ.
You're gonna
have a load of work.
My family's boat
would have been there.
What kind of boat
does your family have?
We have a 76-foot schooner.
We do charters there.
Well, at least
I have just the galley.
You all have, like...
-Everything else?
-The entire yacht.
This is Gary, the mate.
-Hi, Gary.
-Hello!
-Hi, there. How are you?
-This is Sydney.
-Hi, nice to meet you.
-Sydney. Nice to meet you.
Sydney's from
St. Augustine, Florida.
-Yeah.
-Cool. Sunshine state.
-Yeah, sometimes.
-Yeah.
I've never been
in this predicament,
that every girl's
attractive on board.
Daisy, that's Sydney.
-Oh, hi.
-Hi, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
-I'm the chief stew.
-Hi.
-I was, you're in here as well.
-Okay.
There's just
gonna be a lot of people.
-Yeah...
-Hi, I'm Alli.
A lot of people in here.
All right.
-Welcome aboard, I'm Glenn.
-Nice to meet you, sir.
-You're... you're a big...
-Pleasure.
-You're a big guy!
-I am a big guy.
I get that a lot.
We got a lot of heavy stuff,
so that's great.
I'd be lying if I said that's
the first time I heard that.
Yeah, I'm sure it's not.
He's not just tall,
right, he's beyond tall.
He's, like, super tall.
I'm pumped that
this is working out.
Because that was my biggest
concern and my biggest worry.
It's funny, it's never
been an issue for me,
-I don't know why, but...
-I know, I know, right?
-Hi.
-Hello, hello.
-I'm Dani.
-Hi.
-Hi.
-I'm Jean-Luc.
-Jean-Luc, nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.
-Awesome.
How's it going?
-Jean-Luc.
-Jean-Luc, nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.
-Pleasure.
-My roomie.
-Yeah, I think so.
This is my first sailing yacht.
I'm pumped.
How long you been
in the industry?
For a year, but
I feel like I'm very confident
in my skills on deck.
-Cool, man.
-Yeah.
I think we're gonna
have some fun.
Yeah, no, we're gonna have
a blast, man, trust me.
That's for sure.
All crew, all crew,
can we get everybody
into the c*ck, please?
We're gonna have a little
meeting, thank you.
-Hi.
-Hi.
-I'm Alli, nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.
So, let's get started.
First thing, I wanted to
say welcome to everyone.
I'm really excited.
I'm looking forward
to kicking off this season
with all of you guys.
We're all gonna work hard.
You know, it's gonna
be long hours.
One thing that does
upset me sometimes
is easily avoidable screw-ups
that cause a lot of problems.
So, it's gonna help a
lot if we're all willing
to pitch in in
each other's departments.
Department heads, I'm happy
for you guys to deal
with the basic stuff
on your own.
I don't need to
know about everything
that happens in your department.
But anything big,
I wanna know about it.
I've been working
on boats 12 years now.
My management style
is like a dictatorship.
As long as I look good with
what I'm doing, then I'm happy.
Couldn't give a [bleep]
about anyone else.
We've got first charter
coming tomorrow.
We've still got a lot to do
to get this boat ready
by 2:00 p.m. tomorrow, okay?
I'm joking.
[laughs]
Thank you very much.
-Awesome, thank you, Captain.
-Thank you.
We got our work cut out for us.
Yeah.
Coming up...
Let's see what this does.
Bro, that smells like diesel.
All crew, all crew, guests
will be on board in 20 minutes.
----ing 20 minutes?
What did I just ----ing do?
And later...
They wanted sailing
over breakfast.
But you have
to initiate breakfast.
Like, you have to set
the table to get it out.
Guests can't be up and
your table is not set yet.
This is your job.
Can you not do stuff
in their hands?
This should start going out.
We're gonna start off
with a wash-down.
I was gonna get detailing,
but we can do that afterwards.
We'll start on the fly bridge.
We'll wash everything up top
and then move to the bow,
-and then wash.
-Cool.
So, what my plan is,
Alli's pretty green,
you're pretty experienced,
so, Dani,
if you could show Alli
the basics of stewardessing,
that will help.
-That would be fun!
-Yeah.
I just feel so incredibly lucky.
Dani is extremely strong,
and she can take Alli
right under her wing,
which is great, because it
means that I can concentrate
on getting the boat
turned around.
This boat is, like,
an absolute sh--show.
I was thinking of putting you
on earlies,
putting you on lates, and
putting me in the middles.
I will let all of us do
a bit of everything.
It's nicer for the guests.
They don't wanna see
my face all the time.
Dude, I wanna hear
all about this cat, huh?
-Oh, man.
-That sounds awesome.
I spent 150 grand on it.
But it's still at the marine.
You mean buying it
and fixing it up?
Fixed it up for another,
like, 30 or 40.
Okay.
I used to be a chief engineer
on superyachts,
but two and a half years ago
I put my entire life savings
into buying a
hurricane-damaged catamaran.
And we fixed it up and now we're
sailing it around the world.
I'm suited
to these sort of jobs.
You know, get in,
make some money,
get out, go back to my boat.
I'm excited to go
sailing in this thing.
Yeah, we're gonna do
a lot of sailing this season.
As a chef, I hate
people doing, like...
-like [gasping]
-Stressing you out?
I think we'll just do the steps.
I'll do that, it's all right.
You might be a
bit tall for that.
Yeah, I can...
How long you guys been
working on boats for?
Me, about a year.
When I was born, my parents
lived on a sailboat,
so I've been sailing
my whole life.
-But I've never done, like...
-Superyacht staff.
-Big superyachts, yeah.
-Oh, welcome to the game.
-Yeah, I know, right?
When I was born, my parents
lived on a sailboat in Key West.
I've always been
just a naked boat baby.
I pretty much have
grown up on the water.
Instead of, like, going home
and my mom cooking dinner,
we would get take-out
and eat on the boat
while my parents
went out sailing.
I always knew
that it wasn't normal,
but I didn't really
know what normal was.
I'm still not sure that I know
what normal is, to be honest.
-Twelfth year!
-Twelve years!
Yeah, I know.
Gosh, what am
I doing with myself?
All crew, all crew, we've got
provisions on the dock.
Roger.
I think that's it.
I'm just so sweaty already.
Oh, the sweet reprieve
of AC.
Jesus Christ.
I would say anywhere
you can find a hole.
It's not gonna be organized.
Just do what you can.
Gary, Daisy, and Natasha,
can I get you guys together
in the c*ck
for a preference sheet meeting?
Copy for Gary.
We're gonna have our preference
sheet meeting in the c*ck,
because there's
no room in the mess.
Just sit along here.
Here we go.
So, we've got co-primary
charter guests Rusty and Nikki,
avid sailors and entrepreneurs
from Newport Beach, California.
Joining them are Rusty's
long-time friends Greg and Alex,
and Nikki's best friends Rhonda
and Natalie, also avid sailors.
So, we're gonna be doing
a lot of sailing, I think.
Rusty and Nikki are on this
trip to honor Nikki's father,
who passed away two years ago.
Nikki's father loved sailing,
and this is their first time on
the water since his passing.
This group's looking forward
to an endless flow of c*ck.
Nikki is pretty hardcore vegan.
It's "veegan," right?
Why isn't it
vegetable, "vaygan?"
Isn't it from vegetable,
and it would...
we don't say "veeg-table.'
Beef or chicken or lamb,
or tip goes down 1,000
for every animal.
On night one, Nikki would
love to have a dinner
in honor of her late father.
And on night two, they
want to take it back
to the '80s with
a glam rock party.
These guys look like they prefer
tequila instead of champagne.
Yeah.
It looks like
they're fun and active.
They wanna go
sailing all the time, so...
-Yeah.
-It should be good.
All righty, thank you very much.
-Great.
-Thank you.
Thank you very much, Captain.
You did windows this direction?
I did windows from midway over.
I'm gonna do windows this way.
What is this?
How did the preference
sheet meeting go?
Oh, fine.
All of us are
going vegan for four days.
Yes, I love it!
Vegan.
Oh, my God.
These are my people!
I'm a vegan.
It was at the age of five
that I said to my mum
I didn't wanna eat meat anymore,
and she was in
full support of that.
There's only one vegan,
so the rest of them eat meat.
But she doesn't even want it
on the boat.
I love her!
My mum's come
to slaughterhouse vigils,
and if you see road k*ll
on the road,
we'd always pull over and
then we'd have a moment,
and we'd send its
soul up to heaven,
just to respect
that it had a life.
I credit my mum to a lot
of the empathy that I have.
With detailing, you start
with vacuuming first.
Okay.
From the top to the bottom.
The next thing will
be wiping down,
so wiping all the walls,
cupboards, and doors, yeah,
and then we dress the bed.
Alli, you don't need
to waste too much time
with the vacuuming.
Just go, like, and it's fine.
Oh, yeah, okay, sure.
Thank you.
No worries.
Okay, we'll call it a day.
Whatever you think, boss.
How are we doing?
The vacuum's done.
Everything looks really nice.
So, we'll go off and be social.
Are you guys done?
Yeah, we're done.
First day went well.
-Did it?
-I'm happy with them.
It's gonna take a while, but...
Excellent.
-Let's grab a beer.
-Yeah.
-Don't go crazy.
-It is a school night.
-Cheers.
-Yay.
-Cheers.
-Cheers, good to meet you guys.
-Cheers, yeah, you too.
-Yeah.
-To a good season.
-Yeah.
Oh, no, no, no.
So, you guys almost done?
-Mm.
-We're not.
No, I don't think
we're ever gonna be done,
to be quite honest with you.
He's on his phone.
I wonder if he has a girlfriend.
Yeah, maybe.
That would make sense.
All right, I'll go socialize
for a little bit.
-Do you have a partner?
-No.
-Do you?
-No.
So you're all single?
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
Hey, JL, we heard you were on
your phone to your girlfriend.
What girlfriend?
Ah-ha, no, you all heard wrong.
It's just, like...
Well, you know, you...
you bring a good point.
Yeah.
I've lived by
one thing, though...
that you don't screw
the crew, though.
-Yeah.
-Mm-hmm.
Well...
You guys excited to get
off the dock tomorrow?
Yeah, that will be nice.
Girls, I'm gonna go to bed.
-Me, too.
-Yeah.
-I'm not far behind you.
-Good night.
-Good night, guys.
-Night, ladies.
-Night.
See you in the morning.
Okay, we'll see you
in the morning.
Seven, sevens?
Oh, wow.
Where did they come from?
And you've got a
massive back tattoo, too.
Jesus!
All right, boys, calm down.
[grunting]
Oh! [bleep]
That's not very big.
-The bed?
-Yeah.
Are you happy up there?
I guess we'll find out.
I've been very fortunate
that every boat
that I've worked on so far,
I have fit in the bed.
But on this boat, [bleep] me.
[grunting]
Oh, my God.
[yawning]
[bleep]
Yeah.
-Morning, morning, morning.
-Good morning.
Gonna be a good day today.
Okay, plan for today.
We need to redo the windows,
and then we'll just go around
and detail and make sure
everything looks pretty.
Yeah.
Get somebody started
on the tables.
Yeah.
And then we go on to the floor,
especially the
black marks there.
Yeah.
I wanna give it a
good scrub for starters.
Oh, it looks good!
Good!
Okay.
It's coming out, brah.
-Is it?
-I don't know.
You know what we need to do...
What locker?
The forepeak right up forward.
All right, let's see
what this does.
Yeah.
Bro, that smells like diesel.
Yeah, that...
that does smell like diesel.
Bru!
Did you guys just
spray gas on the deck?
Smells like petrol.
Look at the color of it.
It's petrol.
Yeah, sh--, man.
What did I just ----ing do?
All crew, all crew, guests will
be on board in 20 minutes.
-[bleep]
-20 minutes?
[bleep]
Big, big [bleep].
Wow.
Try and get this
soap working, eh?
Yeah.
Bro, that smells like diesel.
Yeah, that...
that does smell like diesel.
Bru!
Did you guys just spray
gas on the deck?
Jeez-Louise.
Sh--, man.
That's ridiculous.
All crew, all crew, guests will
be on board in 20 minutes.
[bleep] 20 minutes?
[bleep]
Big, big [bleep].
Some idiot has put
gas in a cleaning bottle.
How unprofessional are
we gonna look
if the boat smells like gasoline
when the guests come on?
Gotta block the scuppers,
you know, get oil absorbers.
The most important
thing to do here
is to contain this gasoline.
We do not want to let it
go into the ocean.
Keep this water flowing.
This is ----ed.
Let's make sure we get the
shots ready, the face towels.
----ing a thousand things to do.
This is not supposed
to be one of them.
Oh, God.
It's starting to come out, eh?
No, spoke way too early.
We need to get rid
of the vacuum.
[bleep]
Unbelievable.
Ah!
[laughs]
All right, come on.
Have you ever washed
teak with gasoline?
No, probably not, and it never
should be done ever again.
I think it's coming out.
Much better.
All right, I'm gonna
unblock these scuppers.
All crew, you have
to be changed
into your charter uniform,
on deck,
in the next four minutes.
Four minutes, mate.
-Ah!
-[laughter]
All right,
we better get changed.
-Really good.
-Four minutes!
It's go time!
Here we go.
Anyone dressed and ready to go,
let's get out on the aft deck.
Holy crap.
Okay, mate.
Come on, people.
This is gonna be so much fun.
I'm excited.
Oh, I could use one
of those right now.
Is this them?
I think it is.
Bra, he's got a Speedo!
He's got a Speedo on, cuz.
Oh, my God.
Welcome to Croatia!
What's happening!
[cheering, shouting]
Hi, I'm Captain Glenn.
Oh, my gosh, Glenn.
-Welcome to Parsifal!
-Nice to meet you.
-This is Daisy.
-Hi, I'm Daisy.
Because people are coming out
of quarantine for this vacation,
I really wanna make
this the most
unforgettable vacation
they ever have.
-What's happening?
-Hello, I'm Alli.
How are you?
It's a miracle
that we're even here.
Glenn.
This is the first time
I've shook hands in a while.
You guys are all
inside the bubble.
I want a hug!
Oh, all right, man,
bring it in, my friend.
-All right.
-Tequila?
That looks super exciting.
-All right.
-That's for you.
Hi, I'm Natasha,
nice to meet you.
-Hi, yes, the cook.
-How are you?
-Gary, nice to meet you.
-Gary, nice to meet you too.
Oh, nice to really meet you.
We need a toast.
Good luck, y'all!
All right.
-Woo!
-[cheering]
Let's party, dude.
Do it, Rhonda.
Woo!
-Bottoms up.
-Mm-hmm.
I just wanted to formally
welcome you on board Parsifal.
We've got a great trip
planned for you guys.
-Daisy...
-Hi!
-There's Daisy.
-Daisy...
Daisy is gonna take you
for a little tour,
and then we're gonna get going.
-Thank you.
-Rock and roll!
-Welcome aboard.
-Lead the way.
This is the c*ck.
This is where
you're probably gonna be
doing most of your eating.
-Got it?
-Got it.
Up here, if you follow me,
this is the fly bridge.
Wow!
So, it's nice up here as
well when we're sailing.
Obviously, you've got
the Jacuzzi.
-Thank you.
-Right on!
Yeah.
-This is awesome.
All right, let's
[bleep] it up.
-Oh, God, Greg.
-Yeah.
Is that all of it?
You can just go
into the passerelle.
This is the main saloon.
Look at this!
We'll never be in here,
but it looks beautiful.
Um...
Oh, yeah, these things lift up.
No, pull these out, I think.
This way, we can head
down to the cabins.
So, in here we have
the first twin.
-Wow!
-They're both identical.
And then this is the master.
Wow.
Whoa, whoa.
Oh... come here, come here,
come here.
Vacation is starting.
You guys are way
too tall for the bed.
Oh!
Greg, get outta my room!
Get outta my room!
Okay, and that's up
and that's in place.
Now it's coming in.
Let's have a great time.
Hi, would you like a drink?
Do you have whiskey?
-Yes.
-On ice, please.
-Thank you.
-Yes.
Deck, deck, deck,
we're ready to get outta here.
Copy for deck team.
-That's it.
-Yeah.
Let's do it.
One, two, three.
All good.
All right, three, two, one.
That's all lines clear,
Glenn, all lines clear.
Excellent, thanks, mate.
Captain Glenn, you are clear
of all danger back aft.
Excellent, thanks.
We're gonna bend
this b*tch over.
I just want you to...
Let's bend this b*tch!
Hey, hey.
What up, dude?
Are we sailing soon?
Yeah, we're gonna start
getting sails up.
Okay.
Interior, interior,
we're about to go sailing.
Copy for interior.
Come here, baby.
We're going sailing.
Yeah.
Sydney, I'm gonna get
you to steer the boat.
First thing we're gonna
do is we're gonna take it
in command over here.
Okay.
So I'm gonna raise
the mizzen first.
If the flag starts t0
come this way,
you gotta turn
that way to keep it...
-Yeah, yeah.
-You know?
When guests come on board
who are avid sailors,
it can make my job
a little bit harder
because I've got
a lot of new crew.
If there's any holes
in our game,
they're gonna see it right away.
So, it makes me
a little bit nervous.
Okay, you guys good?
-Yeah.
-Yes, sir.
Ready when you are.
Okay.
Now I'm going up.
Yeah! She's going!
Thank you very much.
You're welcome.
How many wraps left?
-Last wrap, last turn.
-Last wrap.
And hold.
Okay, let's get on the main,
and we'll just go full hoist.
Beautiful.
Jean-Luc, I'm gonna bring
in the lazy sheet.
So you're gonna grab that
slack genoa sheet there,
and keep a little tension on it.
Other way...
just hold it in towards you.
Then when he pulls it,
it doesn't get overwound.
Yeah, I'm just taking up
that slack.
That's good, Jean-Luc.
And hold... you're good.
Okay, you guys, lazy sheet out,
two of you pulling, please.
-Is it coming?
-Yeah.
Okay, coming out on the genoa.
Woo-hoo!
They're rolling out.
Walk it back.
Yeah, that's good.
Good.
Okay, that's main engine off.
[whistle]
We've got some sails!
This is awesome.
-For Mr. A.
-We love this.
Nothing better than a sailboat.
[harmonica playing]
----ing Glenn!
[laughter]
I love Glenn.
Coming up...
-Boats and h*s!
-Boats and h*s!
I do feel really bad for Nikki.
Her friends are acting
like drunk morons.
-Just play it!
-It's not music.
Greg, shut the [bleep] up.
Shut up!
Are engines off?
-Yeah.
-Yeah?
We'll stay on this tack
for a while,
take advantage of this puff.
-There ya go!
-Feels good, yeah.
-Nice!
-Woo!
-We're gonna head upwind.
-Sweet.
Let's cook, baby.
Look at this beast!
Woo!
Cheers!
You'll wanna straighten
out a bit more.
Yeah.
You can head straight
for that point
Okay, perfect.
Sydney surprised me,
because I think
this is her first
proper superyacht job.
But you can't tell.
I think she's kinda kick-a*s.
It seems like if you go
really fast,
you get more effect right away.
Can I get you
a drink or anything?
1942, por favor.
Sure, and anything else?
And a hug!
Run for your life!
Run, get out while you can.
Rock and roll!
I want this, this.
Yeah, and then we need
six plates for deserts.
Okay.
Are there shot glasses
down here?
-Yeah.
-Can I have them?
Right?
-There we go.
-Thank you so much.
-You're welcome.
-Thank you very much.
You're gonna be first
on night shift.
Okay.
So, you'll do 11:00 till 6:00
in the morning,
when Sydney comes up,
and then you'll wake up at 2:00
in the afternoon and
you'll work from 2:00 to 6:00.
-All right.
-Well, then, I'm gonna go down.
Yeah, I would...
I would suggest that.
Cool.
Go and get as much rest
as you can, bro.
[exhales] All right.
Hey, Gary, stand
by, we're gonna get
this main and mizzen down.
Roger.
Okay, coming down.
Alli, Alli, Daisy.
Can you change into your blacks?
Copy that.
Looking good.
And straighten out, if you can,
right now, all the way straight.
Great job, Sydney.
Yeah, it's about two meters.
Good, thank you.
Let's get ready to anchor.
Okay, mate, let her go.
Let's go to three,
out to three.
Copy that, three shots.
That's three at the water line.
Okay, yeah, you can make it off,
and let's get the laz door open.
[yawning]
Oh!
----ing good!
Hey, you've got something
on your forehead over here.
-Oh...
-Maybe I'll move it a little.
-There we go.
-Thanks.
It was irritating.
So you're gonna be on day shift,
and the next charter,
you'll be on night shift.
-Okay.
-Thank you!
Bye!
Deck, deck, deck,
first opportunity,
put on a black polo, please.
Copy, copy.
Dinnertime, we're gonna party.
How about that.
He would love this.
It's a lot of work,
cooking different options.
But for me, I would work
myself to the bone
just to make the guests happy.
Natasha, guests are seated.
Copy.
Okay, you can go on down.
Okay.
-This is for Nikki.
-Okay.
And this is for Rhonda.
Beetroot carpaccio with
fresh berries, vegan cheese.
Tuna tartare with mangos,
avocados.
Beetroot carpaccio
with vegan cheese.
-I know, right?
-Where's the meat?
[laughter]
-Wow.
-Here we go.
Mm.
That's the tuna tartare with
mango and ginger and avocado.
Bon appétit, my people!
-So tasty.
-Oh, my gosh, this is amazing.
-This is very good.
-Mm.
I don't even like beets,
and this is so good.
Mm!
Can I get some vodka
with my wine, please?
Wow.
-Alli?
-Yeah?
Because that's
the most important.
Oh, okay, yeah.
I've done shower, toilet.
I've just gotta give
the sink a bit of a wipe-down.
Shout if you need.
-Okay.
-I'll go back upstairs.
-All right, thanks.
-Bye!
[snorts]
This is.. right?
Jesus.
Gnocchi in a pomodoro sauce,
with vegan cheese and burrata.
One more thing...
this is vegan cheese.
So, now we have some gnocchi
pomodoro with burrata.
-Mm-hmm.
-This looks amazing.
-Mm.
-It's so melty.
Let's get cleaned up.
Yeah, exactly, they're
literally eating everything.
You are on top of it.
Ugh!
We smashed it.
Are you guys all finished here?
-Uh...
-That was so good.
-Yes?
-Okay.
-Thank you so much.
-It was so good.
Everything was good..
-Boats and h*s!
-Boats and h*s!
Would you like anything
else to drink?
Could I get a 1942, please?
Mm.
[inhales]
Hm.
What's your name again?
-Daisy.
-Daisy.
-Yeah.
-Daisy Duke.
Exactly.
Oh, my gosh.
Nikki, talk about your dad.
Tell me stuff.
My dad was the best person ever.
He literally came here with $8.
-Five.
-No, it was eight.
No, it was five.
Oh, play me a song,
harmonica boy.
And he got a scholarship...
[clearing throat, coughing]
-[harmonica playing]
-Come on!
Let's go.
Just play it!
Just play the g*dd*mn thing!
[harmonica tootling]
It's not music.
Greg, shut the [bleep] up.
Play something.
-Greg will play.
-Shut up!
Dumbass, he won't play anything.
He just walked away.
I do feel really bad for Nikki.
Her friends are acting
like drunk morons,
and right now, I can hear
all of our tip money
flying off into the wind.
Beyond pissed.
g*dd*mn ----ing train wreck.
May I have a little bit more...
more pinot?
[harmonica blowing]
Good night, mother----ers.
Coming up...
Where are Alex and Greg?
Yeah, they've been gone for a
while, huh, on the paddleboard?
What happened?
They're looking for Greg.
Greg!
It's the anniversary of
her dad's passing.
Sure, so it's emotional.
And it...
Yeah.
Greg's a ----ing alcoholic.
So, what do you have
to say about that, Craig?
Whatever, don't give a sh--.
I'm not gonna go out there.
Yeah, I'm good,
but not for this.
Shut up!
----ing train wreck, okay?
I can't do it.
So, he's gonna
cover up everything.
Okay.
You're gonna uncover everything.
Okay.
-Night.
-Good night.
So, just tidy this away.
In the next 15 minutes,
I really want you in bed,
and get up quarter past 6:00.
-Okay.
-Thank you very much.
Good night, guys.
So, we're leaving
between 8:30 and 9:00.
-Yeah.
-Okay, that's fine.
Back to it.
Wow.
I like your tattoos.
Thank you.
I got a tattoo in 2020,
but it's quite offensive.
What is it, on your vag*na?
[laughs]
No. I'm, like, nervous now.
I know.
Come on, Bubba!
2020 has been such an awful year
that I got my only tattoo.
I got it, like, two months ago.
I was so pissed at the world.
Oh!
[bleep] off.
Was your mom proud?
They don't know.
I think in our job, because
I have to do the whole,
like, sweetness and nice thing,
I love knowing that
it's secretly there.
-Where'd you get it?
-In Miami.
Oh, my God, my body hurts.
My feet hurt.
Is he dead?
[laughs]
Wow.
So, I'm gonna go to bed.
Just, yeah, tidy up upstairs,
and that's it.
-Thank you, night.
-Thank you, good night.
So, have you done
night watches before?
No.
Okay.
Are you happy with that?
A lot of information at once,
but I think I got it.
-Yeah, I know.
-I think I got it.
Well, not really, bro.
I'm going to bed.
I'm not getting a lot of sleep,
and now Gary leaves me
a long list of stuff
that he wants done, and
wow, I'm gonna be nonstop.
I'm off to bed now.
Enjoy your sleep.
[sighs]
Oh, my feet don't feel good
at all.
Anything still on the deck
that we need to wash off?
No, not that I know.
There's no...
on the deck or anything?
Mm-mmm.
Ah!
I hope tonight is a
very different evening.
It will be.
[alarm chimes]
I'm going to make carrot bacon.
That's so cool.
You've adapted very well
to the vegan requests.
So many chefs are, like,
no, I can't do that.
I have two choices...
I can stress, or I can
just try to do it.
After culinary school...
So, since you're vegan,
you'll be my taste-tester.
I'm happy to do it.
-Morning.
-Morning.
-You're okay?
-Yeah.
The only thing about breakfast
is I don't know
if we're going
sailing straightaway.
We should set up with nonskid.
Anything that could go flying.
It's so pretty.
Good morning.
What do you want to do
about breakfast?
We would say sail over anything.
Okay.
-So, in that case...
-Breakfast over food, whatever.
Are you happy, then, for me
to speak to the chef
and do more, like,
in your hands...
Okay, great.
Thanks.
Okay, scrap setting up.
They really wanna go sailing
than have a sit-down
breakfast and not go sailing.
-Oh, okay.
-Okay, cool.
Hey, Gary, is the plan
to go sailing straightaway?
Oh, I think the plan is
to leave around 8:30, 9:00.
But is it to go sailing?
-If there's wind.
-Okay.
And so they are super keen
to go sailing,
so I've asked them
about breakfast,
and so they said they wanna
sail over everything.
They're gonna do, like,
orders for breakfast sandwiches,
and, like, burritos,
like breakfast burritos,
if that's okay.
But they wanna do,
like, stuff in their hands
rather than sit down.
I haven't even set up.
Like, I've just done coffees.
So you haven't set
the table as yet?
No, no, no.
We started setting it up,
and then I went to speak to them
and they were like,
"When are we going sailing,
when are we going sailing."
No, for sure, I know.
But...
I agree, but two guests
still aren't awake.
Because we can...
that's okay.
Exactly.
Say they come up 8:30,
and that's us gonna be
start picking up the anchor.
-That's what I'm saying.
-Yeah.
But that's what I'm saying...
they wanna go sailing
over breakfast.
Natasha's acting like
the guests are on her vacation.
We're gonna rush
to serve breakfast,
rush to stow,
and all for what...
the breakfast that
the guests don't even want?
Okay, 7:30, like, we...
there's only so much we
can do before, like, 7:30.
Can you not do stuff
in their hands?
Coming up...
Jean-Luc, can you hear me?
[shouting] Greg!
Is everything okay?
He's not answering.
[shouting]
Greggie!
I can go and set a breakfast.
If those other two guests
come up at 8:00
and they want, like...
Okay, so you want me
to go back up say I'm...
-Yeah.
-Actually doing a sit-down...
-Yeah.
-Sit-down...
-Yeah.
-Okay.
Natasha's like a dog
with a bone.
She is not gonna let it go,
and I don't wanna fall out
with her on the first charter.
I'm gonna give in this time,
but I'm definitely not gonna be
a pushover all season, like...
----ing Natasha really
full-on bent
on having a sit-down breakfast.
We're get them settled,
like, ASAP.
-Yeah.
-So, just get the beers away,
and then start setting
that up, please.
but sailing don't happen
in five minutes.
So, Gary's awake,
and I just spoke to him.
He still thinks you have enough
time to have sit-down breakfast,
and before we put up the sails.
So, we're gonna set that up
real quick for you guys.
Hopefully, the wind
keeps blowing
and, yeah, we'll be able
to sail pretty hard.
-Morning, yeah.
-Good morning.
-Thank you very much.
-Yeah.
I did that this morning.
-Did he not?
-No.
But he did everything else.
-He did the stainless?
-He said so, yeah.
Okay.
Let's hope so.
Morning, how are you?
-Did you sleep well?
-I did.
Good.
-How about you?
-Perfect.
Yeah, he didn't do
any of the ----ing sh--.
Growing up, my mum,
busting my ba*ls,
"Make your bed, wash your
dishes, hang up your clothes."
Which, I mean, I'm grateful
for now, because I'm tidy.
So when I have people
missing things
that are right in front of you,
it frustrates me a little bit.
It doesn't take long.
Hi, Glenn.
And they've been up
since really early.
They're super keen
to go sailing,
and we're, like, a little bit
pushing to get breakfast out.
We'll get going soon.
Thank you.
Whoa. He's alive.
I think I'm still drunk.
Are we gonna go sail, or what?
Dude, I've been sitting
here waiting to go sailing.
Let's ----ing go!
We even said, like,
skip breakfast.
Ugh!
So, breakfast is set, and if
you wanna come and take a seat,
hopefully we'll get
sailing real soon.
Have I earned my
"I told you so" now?
Did you guys need
Sydney right now?
No, I think two of us
is fine, sure.
We're just gonna start
closing that thing
so we can pick up
and get outta here.
Ooh, look at that table,
that looks nice.
-Guacamole.
-Colin, Colin, Glenn.
Just to let you know,
I'm going into gear.
Copy that, you're all clear.
Here we have guacamole,
smoked salmon, some fruit.
There's no alcohol
in that, right?
-No.
-Good.
I needed a break.
We're gonna start coming ahead.
You can start picking
up right away.
Copy, copy.
Thank you.
Super good.
Look what I have for you.
[gasps]
Carrot bacon!
Yum!
Morning!
So, would you mind doing cabins?
And then we'll go from there.
It's ----ing chaos.
I've been a chief stew once on
a boat that was 60 meter,
but I decided to accept
the second stew position
so I can have more fun,
none of the responsibility.
Chef has made some carrot bacon.
-Oh, my God!
-Yes.
-We made this at home.
-So good.
Good?
-I don't know, it's so good.
-It's like a French fry.
Glenn, do we have an ETA of
possibly when sails are up?
Forty-five minutes to an hour?
Ten or 15 minutes.
----ing hell.
Until sails are up?
-Yeah.
-Oh, okay.
Okay, Glenn,
anchor's in the pocket.
We are gonna go sailing.
Start putting everything away.
Mm-hmm.
I think we should change and go.
We're getting outta here,
going sailing.
Yeah, baby.
This is exactly what
I said would happen.
Okay, Sydney,
I'm gonna get you to steer.
We're gonna start
going up on sails.
Okay, we're gonna go up on the
mizzen first, and then the main.
That should be locked-off
going up.
Going up.
Ugh.
-[timbers creaking]
-And that's good.
Okay, that'll sort itself.
Let's get straight on the main.
This area's got a lot
of katabatic winds,
where you get winds
coming over hills,
and it accelerates
in a certain zone.
Hold it, the mandrill's turning
a lot faster than the halyard.
Hang on, I'm gonna
take up the slack.
And you can start turning to
starboard as soon as we're up.
-We're gonna bear away this way.
-Okay.
Which is great, because I wanna
give these guys a lively sail.
Okay, I'm gonna come out
on the genoa a little bit.
Keep pulling on that lazy sheet
while I come out.
Yeah, copy.
It's gonna help our turn.
That's good, I'll give her
a little burst.
So pretty.
Okay, that's engine off.
And we're sailing!
Super cool.
Big heel right now,
big heel right now.
We're ready.
We're sailing!
Whee!
[bleep].
What the [bleep]?
[cheering]
Whee!
Now we're talkin'.
Nice!
This is like rich pirates.
[knocking]
Hey, buddy.
What's up, man?
Are you still awake?
You are.
-Yeah.
-I have a quick question.
Yeah.
Did you rinse down
the boat last night?
I only got from the fly bridge
to the main aft.
I didn't do the bow, which if
that's what you wanted me to...
-Ooh...
-Which is...
Sorry about that.
Whoopsie.
If that's what you wanted
me to do, I can do.
Mm-hmm.
But no, I was not able to rinse
down the deck on the bow.
Did you do the stainless
on the bow, the stanchions?
No, I was not able to do that.
Okay.
[bleep] hell.
Yeah, well, I don't appreciate
you ----ing waking me up.
Like, I'm sleeping.
[bleep] off.
Oh, come on.
[sighs]
What was that about?
Apparently I was supposed
to rinse
and wet-polish the whole deck.
I'm gonna start coming down.
Okay, good.
-Thank you very much.
-Hi, there you go.
Appreciate it.
Oh, guys, there's dolphins off
our port bow.
-Oh, yeah, look, look, look.
-Right there, you see them?
-Oh, yeah!
-Look, they're right there.
Yay!
Oh, right there,
look how big they are!
Oh, that's cool.
Where'd they go?
Did I scare 'em?
And you can go down to laundry.
Sure.
Okay, Colin, we're in 45 meters.
You can let it go.
Copy that, dropping now.
-I...
-Anything for you?
...am great, thank you so much.
You're very welcome.
That's five shots, Glenn.
Okay. I'm pretty sure
we got a good bite.
We'll shut her down.
New spot, cool.
How far did we go?
-Four miles.
-Four miles, yeah.
When we take things out of the
dryer, just try and fold them.
Like, the T-shirts,
just fold them in half
and just pull them down.
Mm-hmm.
And the bedsheets
and everything,
just so it looks nice and
it's not like a pile.
-Yeah.
-That's it.
Sweet.
Let that go, let that go.
Yeah, that's the one.
Where's Alex?
Do we have a snorkel?
-Are you gonna paddleboard out?
-Yeah, and then snorkel.
I've never snorkeled.
Well, you know how to breathe?
Yeah.
There you go.
All right, this is
perfect wind for this.
Dude, if I was a
guest on board this boat,
I would be getting out
all the toys.
Sailing dinghies...
we got 'em.
Seabob...
we got those.
Efoil...
got that too.
We got all the toys.
Yay!
-I think we're good.
-I want to go swim.
Deck crew, deck crew,
guests want to go swimming.
Copy.
Should we go and
get changed into swims?
Yeah, let's do it.
Okay, lovely.
What can I get you?
Just have one of those beers.
All right, you're off!
-How are you?
-Good.
Rock and roll!
Jean-Luc, make sure to
keep an eye on the guests
while on the
paddleboards, please.
-Yeah.
-Thanks.
Okay, cool.
-Question.
-Yes.
-This one.
-Oh!
Oh, that's right,
is that tonight?
Yeah, oh, I'm excited
to see you guys' getups.
Oh, yeah?
Nope! Single as can be.
Where are you guys based out of?
We live in California.
Okay, there's jobs over
on the West Coast, so...
I bet.
There's jobs over there,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
How's everything going
with the girls?
-Good, yeah.
-Happy?
Yeah, really happy.
-Dani's really strong.
-Is she, yeah?
Yeah, so it's
kinda good,
because Dani can
kinda take Alli...
Yeah.
And I can kinda just
be with the guests.
Do your own thing really, yeah.
Yeah, what about you?
Yeah, I guess good one,
strong one,
thinks they're strong.
And I mean, you've got seven
hours, and not to do it...
I mean, do you think
it's the lack...
like, it could be the lack
of sleep as well,
because he's saying
he's not sleeping.
He can't sleep in the bed,
it's too small.
Oh, really?
Oh, okay.
He genuinely
hasn't slept for days.
Where are Alex and Greg?
Yeah, they've been gone for a
while, huh, on the paddleboards?
It's so hard to
say about those...
About those two?
I told you I don't trust
those little sh--s.
Oh, no.
Where the [bleep]
did these guests go?
Where the hell are they?
Are they all right?
I can't really see them
at the moment.
Let me have a look.
I hop in the tender and go see.
Yeah, jump in and
go have a look.
Yeah, I think that's a...
What's wrong?
What happened?
Is everything okay?
The fact that I can't
see them is worrisome.
Jean-Luc, could you hear me?
[shouting] Greg!
-They're looking for Greg.
-He's not answering.
[whistling]
Greggie!
Greg!
This season on "Below Deck
Sailing Yacht"...
[screams]
We're meant to be offering
five-star service,
and there are things
that we can do better.
I think we can take
it up a notch.
Oh, my God!
-Oh!
-This is embarrassing!
[laughs]
Here's to being
out of quarantine.
-Yes!
-Yes!
What have you got condoms for?
We haven't used
a condom in what, five years.
Because we're all
cooped up on the boat,
everyone's in party mode.
This is gonna get crazy.
I'm just horny and just trying
to have some sex right now.
Let's go, Alli.
b*tch, come and lick my vag*na!
Oh [bleep] me!
We have picked up an anchor
chain on starboard.
[bleep]
That does not look
pretty at all.
Who do you think
you're gonna argue with?
Daisy.
My only constructive criticism
is try to keep
the portions smaller.
It's not my ----ing fault.
You and he hooked up, you should
be angry at him, not me.
I have no ----ing tears
for either of you.
How soon is that food ready?
Oh, my God, they're coming!
I told you that I like you.
This is my moment to get angry.
-You deserve this.
-Alli!
Slow down, slow down!
Ahead! Ahead!
[crashing, crushing]
Sh--.
[bleep] me,
g*dd*mn it!
-[bleep] me!
-[bleep]
Ha-ha!
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02x01 - Running on Fumes
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The series chronicles the lives of the crew members who work and reside aboard a 177-foot (54 meter) sailing yacht during charter seasons.
The series chronicles the lives of the crew members who work and reside aboard a 177-foot (54 meter) sailing yacht during charter seasons.