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01x01 - The Graduates

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Bridge and Tunnel". Aired: January 24, 2021 – August 14, 2022.*
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Set in the early 1980s amongst the working class of Long Island, New York, six childhood friends have just graduated college and are stepping out into the real world while also trying to hang on to the familiarity of their hometown and remaining years of their youth.

01x01 - The Graduates

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- Oh, my God.

- Careful.

- Oh, don't go on the sink.

- Okay.

- Off the sink.

- Yes, okay.

- You lock the door?

- Yeah, yeah, no.

- Okay, you good?

- Yeah.

- Okay.

- Wait.

- Wait, wait, wait.

- What?

- I just want to tell you

- No, you

I just want to tell you

wait, wait, wait.

- No, damn it.

- I missed you so much.

I missed you too, baby,

but I don't want to hear about it.

- Okay?

- Okay.

Okay, okay, come on.

Oh, yeah, yeah, do that too.

- f*ck.

- [CHUCKLES]

Oh, my God.

Oh, f*ck.

[BOTH MOANING]

- Oh.

- sh*t.

[MOANS]

[BOTH BREATHING DEEPLY]

- So you really did miss me.

- [LAUGHS]

- Yeah, uh-huh?

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- I did.

I'm gonna give you a pass

'cause it's your graduation,

but next time

- just

- Drag it out.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

[STEVE MILLER BAND'S "JUNGLE LOVE"]

I thought Mikey was

supposed to be here tonight.

Oh, I talked to his mom.

She said his flight's not

gonna be in till later tonight.

Mm, now I know I should've

just stayed in the city.

Didn't we spend enough

time here in high school?

Well, Jill asked us to

meet us here tonight,

so that's what we're gonna do, okay?

- We're here for Jill.

- Are we?

'Cause I feel like I've barely seen her

since we walked in the joint.

You know, it is so

great to see you guys.

I'm so glad you two made it.

♪♪

Wait a second.

Don't tell me they're still in there.

I can't believe she's

hooking up with him again.

I told her not to go

to that party tonight.

Okay, you two, can we just let them

- have their fun tonight?

- No, no, no.

I got to agree with you, Stacey.

I told him not to invite her tonight,

but he insisted 'cause I knew

that this would happen,

and I'm not talking about

them hooking up once.

Like, he's gonna fall

right back in love with her,

and I don't need that sh*t in my life.

Okay, and what is so

wrong with that, hm?

I mean, it's obvious that

they're still into one another.

- It's sweet.

- Into?

No, no, he is not into her.

He is still in love with her.

Always has been, and

after all this is over,

I'm gonna be the one dealing

with the repercussions.

Oh, bad, sorry.

- And he left his camera.

- Hm.

I mean, he doesn't go anywhere

without this f*cking thing.

Oh, should he have taken it

into the bathroom with him?

Yeah, he brings it everywhere.

I don't know. He's an artist.

sh*t, this is a very bad sign.

It means our Manny, he's

not thinking straight.

Okay.

Can we get the f*ck out of here now?

Hey, instead of going back out there,

why don't we just go for a drive?

- The two of us.

- You and me?

- Yeah, you and me.

- A little drive.

- Yeah.

- I like that idea.

- Yeah, you do?

- Yeah, I like it a lot.

But I just left my camera

out on the table.

Yeah?

Let me grab it, and then we can go.

No way, you can't go back out there.

If you do, Stacey's gonna

give me a hard time

about hooking up with you,

and then she's gonna make me

drive her a*s home.

Our night will be over.

You know, you do what you think is best.

[GROANS]

Do you really have to

f*cking think about it?

I can't leave without my camera.

Jeez, okay, well, happy graduation.

- All right, wait a second.

- Have a good night, Jimmy.

- It was great seeing you.

- Wait a second.

What if I go grab the camera,

and you go out the side door now,

and I'll meet you in the parking lot?

Mm, I don't know. I think

the moment's passed.

Besides, you got what you wanted, right?

'Cause I didn't, in case

you were wondering

get what I wanted.

- Oh, really?

- Really.

Oh, that needs to be addressed.

- Mm.

- Right the f*ck now.

- Yeah, I think so.

- Yeah.

- You, step into my office.

- [LAUGHS]

♪♪

- ♪♪

- [NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

It's makin' me crazy ♪

♪♪

[AMBROSIA'S "HOW MUCH I FEEL"]

- [SIGHS]

- [CHUCKLES]

- Oh, man.

- Oh.

- You got a light?

- Yeah.

Hm.

Tonight was fun, wasn't it?

Very.

♪♪

I'm up for another round,

if you catch my drift.

Okay, in case you hadn't noticed,

we're parked right outside

your parents' house.

Yeah, at 5:00 in the morning.

Everybody's sound asleep.

Okay, why don't you just, like, cool it?

Rein it in a little.

We'll make a plan to see

one another tomorrow.

Really? You sh1tting me?

I mean, yeah, unless

it doesn't interest you.

No, no, no, no, I just thought

this was a spur of the moment

thing tonight, you know?

Like you said, a graduation gift.

Oh, okay, so you don't want to.

No, hey, just the opposite.

I really want to.

Then what's the problem?

- You.

- Me?

- Yeah.

- Oh.

I thought you said you didn't want

to do this whole thing again.

I didn't want to say I wanted

to do the whole thing again,

but, like, you know.

I can do this again,

and I can do that again.

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

So you're saying you

want to see one another

- again tomorrow, right?

- Oh, my God, Jimmy.

You're thick as sh*t. That's

what I'm trying to say to you.

All right, I'm just surprised

is all 'cause, you know,

- I'm leaving in a month.

- Wait, what?

When? Why?

f*cking smartass.

Come on, you know what I'm saying.

I'm fully aware that you're leaving.

It's why I want to see you.

You have any idea how

much I've missed you?

Yeah.

'Cause I missed you the same.

- So you're a happy boy?

- Yes, very.

- Mm.

- Overjoyed.

Through the roof and

over the f*cking moon!

Mm.

So I'll see you tomorrow night.

Okay.

♪♪

Okay, you gotta go.

[SIGHS] Right.

- I'll see you tomorrow.

- Okay.

Whoo!

♪♪

Oh, no ♪

There's just something

that I've got to say ♪

Sometimes when we make love

I still can see your face ♪

♪♪

Just try to recall

when we were as one ♪

♪♪

That's how much I feel ♪

Feel for you, baby ♪

How much I feel ♪

I need your touch ♪

[SIGHS]

Hey, big guy. [CHUCKLES]

It's me, James Thomas.

Just want to say thank

you for delivering

on a huge ask.

I mean, not only did

she come to the party

and then come to the bar afterwards,

but we well, yeah, you know.

That was an awesome night,

and the fact that she wants

to get back together,

or at least that's what it seems like,

is really just above and beyond

what I could have asked for.

Talk about a graduation gift.

[CHUCKLES] So thanks.

And I know I said if you delivered,

I'd start going to mass every Sunday,

but I'm not sure I can make it tomorrow,

but I'll start next week. Amen.

- Hey, babe!

- Yeah?

Jeanie up yet? She's got to get to work.

I tried to wake the two of them,

but I wasn't getting much of a response.

- You get the onions?

- I got the onions.

- How many did you get?

- How many did you ask for?

- Six, right?

- Good.

Will you chop 'em up and

put 'em in the pot, please?

Jeanie!

Jeanie, would you get a move on,

or you're gonna lose this job too.

Why are you getting on

me about getting fired

- when your son isn't even awake yet?

- I am not getting on you.

I just don't want you

to lose another job.

I didn't lose that job.

I quit so that I could spend

more time focused on my music.

- Which we still fully support.

- Oh, do you?

- But that doesn't mean that you get to

- No, really?

Because I don't think you do

because you made me

get another job which

defeated the purpose

of quitting in the first place.

Well, life is not fair.

Have a great day.

I'll give her a week

before she loses that job.

That's the least of my concerns.

You know who showed up

at your son's party last night?

Jill and then they left together,

and then, while you were snoring away,

they pulled up outside the house

at 5:00 in the morning.

Okay, and what do you want me

to do with this information?

This doesn't concern you?

No, what concerns me is that I asked him

to mow the lawn two days ago,

and he still hasn't taken care of it.

I think you're forgetting

who we're dealing with here.

This is the same hopeless romantic

who was ready to buy

her a ring last year.

Kitty, I wouldn't worry

yourself, all right?

Remember, he leaves in four weeks.

I'm sure last night was just

a walk down memory lane.

You're so sure about that?

Why don't you find out?

[KNOCKS] Big boy.

Time to rise and shine.

Your mother wants you up, and

I need you to mow the lawn.

- What? Now?

- Yes, now.

It's almost 1:00 in the afternoon,

and I asked you to do this yesterday,

and you blew me off,

but I let it slide because

it was your graduation,

but graduation day is now over,

and it is time for the

real world to begin.

Dad, seriously, why

can't I just do it later?

Because I want it done now,

and I own this house,

and you live here rent free.

In addition, I pay for

the clothes on your back,

the food you eat,

all the frigging beer you steal,

and I can give you about

1,000 other f*cking reasons

- if you need, okay?

- All right, no, I got it.

[SIGHS] I'll mow the lawn.

Good. You see?

It's a b*tch to wake up

when you stay out

till 5:30 in the morning, isn't it?

I know, but Dad

Dad, it was so worth it.

Do me a favor spare

me the details please

and just promise me this

that you will keep

your eyes on the prize,

and that means sticking to your plans

and not getting sidetracked,

and I know you know

what I'm talking about.

Dad, last night was the first time

I saw her in months, okay?

We were just hanging out.

It's nothing serious.

- Yet.

- Yeah.

And that's exactly what worries me.

Remember, you have had

the same dream for a long time

sh**ting for "National

Geographic", right?

And now you've got that opportunity,

so do me a favor and don't

do something stupid, okay?

Dad, you know how bad I want this job.

I'm not gonna do anything

to jeopardize that.

All right, that's what I want to hear.

Now do me a favor get your a*s up,

and let's mow the lawn, okay?

[LAWNMOWER RUMBLES]

Yo.

What the hell is this?

You're not coming over?

Just finishing up my workout, baby.

Yeah, you said you'd

be over 30 minutes ago,

and you said you'd be bringing beers,

but here we are empty-f*cking-handed,

so what the f*ck?

sh*t, all right, all right,

I'll be right over, jeez.

And what the hell happened

to you last night, huh?

You missed my party.

Dude, I told you I wasn't gonna

be back in time, all right?

My flight didn't get even

get in till after midnight.

You know what, Jimmy? I

don't think he missed us.

You know, guy's been gone since January,

but doesn't want to

see his oldest friends.

You know what? You are

looking a little fat these days,

so maybe it's good that

you're finishing your workout,

so finish your workout,

and then come over, toots.

Jesus Christ, all right. I'll

be right over, g*dd*mn it.

What do you want me to bring, huh?

- Some beer.

- And a shirt.

Definitely a shirt.

Who's got the beers,

baby? I got the beers.

Let's do this. Hey, Jimbo!

- Yo.

- Think fast.

- Ooh!

- My man.

What the hell could you

be thinking, my man, huh?

What the hell you talking about?

This guy already

ratted you out, so talk.

I'm sorry, Jimmy, but

a situation like this

needs to be dissected,

discussed, and dealt with.

Come on, I thought you swore

you'd never have anything to do

with Jill ever again.

- Did I?

- Yeah.

Yeah, usually while

crying into your beer.

Well, I'm not crying into

this one, now, am I, Pags?

Not yet.

Look, boys, you got to take into account

she only broke up with me

because we were headed

in different directions,

not because she wasn't in love with me,

- and she's already admitted

- What?

She misses me.

- Jesus Christ.

- And how can you blame her?

Remember I was blessed

with an enormous heart,

which I guess she can't live without.

You know what I can live without?

Is listening to you

talk like that, please.

Yeah, hey, Mike, you want

to know how bad it is?

This guy left his f*cking camera

at the bar last night.

- Really?

- If it wasn't for me,

he'd have no career to look forward to.

Hey, what can I say?

- She has that effect on me.

- That's my concern.

Still, you missed a good night.

Even Stacey showed up.

No way, get the f*ck out of here.

- Really?

- Mm-hmm.

Yeah, what's going on with her?

She's got this boyfriend

some old guy in the city

with a pile of dough.

What, so you think

maybe I should call her?

Didn't he literally just say

that she's got a boyfriend

- that she lives with?

- What? Come on.

You know that never stopped us before.

Get out of here.

[LAUGHTER]

All right, now, I got something to say,

and I know you're gonna be pissed,

- and you already disagree with me.

- Oh, here we go.

Last night was a mistake, Jill.

Come on, how could I not go?

It was important to him.

He wanted to share it with me.

Yeah, and I think that's

really sweet, you know,

because he's obviously

still in love with her.

It's nice that you showed up.

Yeah, of course he's

still in love with her,

and that's the f*cking problem.

It's bad enough you went to the party.

You had to hook up with him, too?

Yeah, I haven't seen him in six months.

I was long overdue.

Yeah, she was long overdue.

You know what?

Don't listen to anything she says.

I say go with your heart.

It's a good one.

- Your heart?

- Yes.

Come on, forget your heart.

You have to be practical here.

Now listen to me.

You just signed a lease in the city.

You just started a great new job.

You're on the road to be a famous

fashion designer one day,

and this guy wants to what?

Hike, camp, live in the woods,

wipe his a*s with the tent.

- Come on.

- Stace.

Your futures aren't compatible.

He got a job working for

- "National Geographic", okay?

- Oh.

That's pretty f*cking

cool if you ask me.

Yeah, in f*cking Alaska.

But that's not even the point.

The point is he's a nature boy,

but you're a city girl, Jill.

That sh*t just doesn't work.

Stacey makes a good point.

This is about as outdoorsy

as I like to get.

Yeah.

And how do you think

you're gonna like sitting

on the side of the road

for a few f*cking hours

because nature boy had

to take a few pictures

- of some mountains?

- Whatever. I missed him.

He makes me laugh.

I don't get what's so wrong with that.

Nothing is wrong with that, okay?

Hello?

Because if you do that,

you're gonna fall back in love with him,

break your lease, quit your job,

never become a fashion designer,

but worse than that,

you're gonna find yourself

in the middle of nowhere taking a sh*t

off Route 66.

[LAUGHTER]

Stacey, please tell me

that you know Route 66

- is nowhere near Alaska.

- Uh, who the f*ck cares?

The point is you're not

seeing him tonight, Jill.

Now pick up that phone and

make the call, all right?

- Now?

- Yeah.

No better time than the present, baby.

Let's go. [CLAPS]

[BUTTONS BEEPING]

[PHONE RINGS]

The Farrell residence.

Hey, Jeanie, it's Jill. Is Jimmy there?

Is Jimmy home? You know, I don't know.

I don't think so. Let me check.

Jimmy!

- Yeah, ha, ha, give me the

- Jimmy!

- Give me the f*cking phone.

- It's Jill.

Hey, how's it going?

Yeah, I'm good. How are you?

After last night, I'm great.

I'll be even better in a few

hours when I pick you up.

Oh, my God. Are you kidding me?

That is the cheesiest

line I've ever heard.

- No wonder she dumped you!

- Hey, Jill, give me a second.

Can you please get the f*ck out of here?

Oh, absolutely. This

is really sad to watch.

You are a glutton for

punishment, you know that?

You're the best.

Please leave, thank you.

With pleasure.

- Sorry about that.

- Yeah.

About tonight, I was just talking

with Tammy and Stacey earlier.

Oh, is Stacey still in town?

'Cause Mikey got home this morning.

He was hoping to see her

if she was still around.

Oh, Mikey's back in town.

He'd like to see Stacey.

You know, I'll have to

ask if she's interested.

Yeah, 'cause I was thinking, I mean,

since the six of us haven't

hung out together in forever,

why don't I invite Pags and Mikey

to the tavern tonight?

You invite Stacey and Tammy,

and we can all hang out together.

You and me can cut out

and do our own thing after.

Yeah, I don't know if that's

such a good idea, Jimmy.

Why, what's wrong?

- You don't think they'd be into it?

- No, it's not that.

Oh, did you want to do

something just the two of us?

'Cause I'm cool with that too.

Yeah, you know what?

Actually, let's just all

do something together.

That sounds really nice.

They're gonna love that.

Great, all right, I'll

let the guys know,

and then we'll meet there around 8:30.

Great, well, I'll

I mean we'll see you there, I guess.

- You f*cking coward.

- f*ck.

[CHUCKLES] I couldn't do it.

For the record, I still think

you should have just

ended it over the phone.

No, no, she did the right thing, okay?

If she's gonna break up

with him, it's Jimmy.

You need to do it in person, okay?

She wasn't breaking up with him, huh?

She was cancelling a date.

That's completely acceptable

to do over the phone.

- Not necessarily.

- And, by the way,

the only reason I agreed

to come to this piece of

sh*t dump tonight again

is 'cause Mikey's supposed to be here.

You guys have to promise

me something, okay?

Do not let me fool around with him.

I have a boyfriend now,

and I'm trying to be a good

girl for once in my life, okay?

Yeah, okay, good for you, Stacey.

I don't f*cking believe it for a second,

but I really appreciate the attempt.

Guess that leaves the door wide

open for you, though, Tammy.

What? Why would you say that?

'Cause you got a huge

f*cking crush on him.

- You have since high school.

- What?

- Well, hang on.

- No, absolutely not.

No, he's my ex, okay?

Even if I can't have him,

you can't go anywhere

near him, Tammy, please.

Well, I mean, he's your

high school ex, Stacey.

Okay, he's not really a true ex,

and I mean, if memory serves,

you guys never even really dated, right,

unless you count those random hookups

as a relationship, and I'm

pretty sure that's not

What the f*ck are you talking about?

We went to the prom

together, did we not?

Yeah, and didn't you both go home

with different people that night?

- Yeah, that's irrelevant.

- What?

No, I'm sorry. That is so crazy.

There needs to be, like, some sort of

statute of limitations

on something like this.

Oh, "statue" of f*cking limitations?

Get over yourself. Jill,

explain the rules to her.

Don't f*cking drag me into it.

I got my own sh*t to deal

with tonight, remember?

Yeah, that's right you do.

Do what you f*cking got to do,

and you stay the f*ck

away from Mikey, okay?

[GARY WRIGHT'S "DREAM WEAVER"]

Dream weaver ♪

- Hey, boys.

- Hey.

- Hey.

- Oh, yeah.

So much for keeping her

away from him, huh?

♪♪

- Hey, how's it going?

- Hey.

- What's up?

- Hey, Tam.

Thanks for coming.

You look phenomenal too.

- Really, just wow.

- Thank you, yeah.

- Wow.

- Hey!

Hi, Mikey.

Hey, let's get these

girls some drinks, yeah?

- Whoo!

- Yes, drinks, drinks.

- Let's go, come on.

- Let's do it.

- Hey.

- Hey.

So look, I was thinking, you know,

maybe we hang out here for an hour or so

and then we take off.

My parents are out.

Jeanie's out. The house is empty.

Yeah, I don't know if I can make

it a late one tonight, Jimmy.

I got to go to work tomorrow.

Oh, really?

Well, you can hang out for

a little while, though, right?

Yeah, for, like, a little while, sure.

- Hey, everything all right?

- Yeah, everything's fine.

♪♪

Help me to forget today's pain ♪

♪♪

Oh, dream weaver ♪

♪♪

Hey, yo, Jimmy! What the f*ck?

- Get over here!

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- You good?

- You empty or you good?

- Yeah, let me get one more.

- There he is.

- Come on in here, Jimmy.

Can we have six shots, please?

[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]

- Pags.

- Thank you.

- For you.

- Thank you, we're even.

- Can I take the first pour?

- I guess.

You know, he's been

waiting for that beer

- for about three

- I know, I know.

Thank you.

What the hell are you doing

all the way over there, huh?

Are you avoiding me tonight?

These are the good times ♪

[CHIC'S "GOOD TIMES"]

Leave your cares behind ♪

So congrats on graduating.

Yeah, thanks. What about you?

You ever end up going back to school?

Nah, I dropped out for good last year,

but, you know, I never wanted

to go to college in the first place.

So what do you think, huh?

We get out of here soon?

Uh, yeah, I mean, maybe we

just kind of stick around here

for a little. What do you think?

Oh, really?

I thought we were gonna

hang out just the two of us.

Yeah, I know, but I came here

with Tammy and Stacey.

Everyone's having a good time.

We haven't been together in so long.

So what are you up to now?

I'm working in the city tending

bar at my uncle's club.

Oh, nice.

You should come visit me sometime.

I mean, you know, I would,

but I'm hearing that you're, like,

pretty serious with this guy in

the city or some sh*t like that?

Not that serious.

I'm gonna throw some tunes on.

- Any requests?

- Nope.

Oh, yeah, it's gonna be a good night.

- It's gonna be a good night.

- That's not helpful.

Mm-hmm. [CHUCKLES]

- Come on, dance with me.

- Yeah?

Well, you don't gotta tell me twice.

Good times ♪

These are the good times ♪

♪♪

Leave your cares behind ♪

♪♪

Kind of crazy, huh?

Those two, after all these years,

they fall right back

into their same routine.

And you and Jimmy are back together.

I mean what about you, Tammy?

You seeing anybody?

Oh, no, I'm too busy

with work and school

and helping my mom out with my brothers

and now my grandmother's

living with us now,

so I don't really have time for that.

- Oh.

- Yep.

So you're saying you're single.

[CHUCKLES]

And you know that, you know, I'm single.

I mean, what are the chances of that?

Look, Pags, I think

Look, just before you say anything,

you know, maybe we could just

go out as friends, you know?

We could get a drink,

you know, raise a glass

to me getting into law school,

us continuing our education, right?

Hey, Pags, you actually

got into law school?

'Cause Jimmy told me

that you were waitlisted.

Uh, yeah, yeah, no, I was waitlisted,

but I haven't heard yet,

but I'm definitely gonna get in.

What about you, Tammy?

Have you heard back

from business school yet?

Mm, yeah, I got into

Columbia and Georgetown,

but I'm just not sure which

one I want to go to yet, so

f*ck.

I mean, you were waitlisted

at Columbia too, right?

I mean, sh*t, I'm supposed to

hear by the end of the month.

- You think I didn't get in?

- No, no.

Yeah, I think you can still

I think they still might

say something to you.

- I don't really know.

- f*ck, f*ck.

Hey, Jimmy, play us

a slow one, will you?

Hey, you're looking good, Mikey.

Oh, yeah, of course

you too, Stacey, yeah.

♪♪

Good times ♪

These are the good times ♪

♪♪

Uh, what do you think? Time to go?

- You sure?

- Yeah.

Yeah, okay.

Oh, wait, wait, wait,

you're leaving already?

You barely just got here.

Yeah, I know, but I got to get an

early train tomorrow morning, so

Yeah, but it was really great

seeing you again, Pags, always.

Okay, good seeing you guys.

God, I feel f*cking sick.

I got to go say good-bye.

- You know you don't have to do this though.

- Okay.

[EDDIE MONEY'S "BABY HOLD ON"]

- Hey.

- Hi.

Why don't you come back to the table?

- Playing music.

- Mm.

Whatever will be, will be ♪

So we're gonna go.

What's going on?

So baby hold on to me ♪

Look, you barely talked to me all night,

and now you're leaving.

I know. I'm sorry. I'm just confused.

Confused.

What happened between

last night and tonight

that's got you so confused?

- We just graduated college this week, right?

- Yeah.

So why are we starting

this thing back up again

if we know that our futures

aren't compatible?

Our futures? What are you talking about?

Hey, I still love you,

and I want to be with you.

That's the only thing

I'm thinking about.

Yeah, and I love you too,

but you know why we

broke up in December.

It's not 'cause I don't love you.

It's 'cause we've been

together since junior high,

and we're too young to get married,

and we're just gonna have

to break up eventually.

I don't get that logic. I really don't.

Why not be together

until we can't anymore?

'Cause it's too hard and too confusing

to get back together now. You know?

Like, I'm not gonna quit my

job to come and be with you

in Alaska. I'm sorry, I'm just not.

And I don't want to be responsible

for you deciding not to go.

No one is suggesting either

one of those things, okay?

I just want to be with you now.

- But it doesn't make any sense.

- Why not?

Because I don't want to hurt you again!

I'm sorry.

♪♪

- Stace, we're leaving.

- Oh, sh*t, already?

It's okay.

Sorry, stud, I got to go, but

So baby hold on to me ♪

Call me, okay?

Jill, wait.

[CHUCKLES]

Boy, I'm back. Come on.

- Yeah, good for you.

- What?

Hey, wait up, Jill!

Hey, I want to hear how it went.

Hey, wait, are you crying?

Listen, I know it wasn't easy to do,

- but you did what you had

- I don't want to hear it, okay?

Are you happy now? Way to go, Stacey.

What the f*ck did I do, huh?

Jeez.

[ROCK MUSIC]

♪♪

What the f*ck?

Look at you two f*cking

mopes. What's going on?

I have a terrible suspicion

I'm not gonna get into law school.

And you, what's with

the sourpuss, buddy, huh?

She did it again.

Says our futures aren't compatible.

[LAUGHS]

Well, boys, look, at least one of us

had a great night, hm?

Shall we drink to that?

♪♪

'Cause your woman's playing games ♪

♪♪

And she says that you're to blame ♪

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