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01x02 - Wil je ook eens proeven?

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Knokke Off". Aired: 12 May 2023.*
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A young couple in their early twenties, Louise Basteyns and Alexandre "Alex" Vandael, experience a carefree summer with their friends in the chic town of Knokke on the Belgian coast.

01x02 - Wil je ook eens proeven?

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[waves crashing]

[shouting, waves crashing]

[shouting]

[ominous music playing]

[laughs] Matti.

[Victor] Matti, are you okay, man?

Very pretty.

[Alex] Matti has t*tties.

Matti.

Hey!

[Louise chuckles]

[fire crackles, ominous music continues]

[Louise laughs]

[ominous music fades out]

[waves crashing]

[groans]

[grunts]

[sighs]

[grunts]

[sniffs]

Gross

Watch it, watch it.

A present from a drunk idiot last night.

You're here early.

Uh, these are from the lockers,

the beach huts, the garage,

the toilets. Here.

But Jacques, I don't work here anymore.

So what are you doing here?

- Aren't you mad anymore?

- Mad?

You're Alexandre Vandael's friend, right?

[scoffs]

Can I get some coffee?

Coffee? [laughs]

I have something else for a hangover.

[laughs]

Ha! Coffee

[phone rings]

[Louise groans]

- [Louise] Hello?

- [Angelique] Hey, where are you?

- What?

- Natan.

- Was that today? Yes.

- Yes. At ten o'clock.

- [Louise groans]

- Do I have to wait for you? Louise?

No. Just go. I'll, uhm

- I'll meet you there.

- Yes, please.

- Yes.

- Bye.

[sniffs, sighs]

- Alex.

- [Alex moans]

Alex.

I have to go to Natan. [sighs]

Emilie's fitting for her wedding is today.

- Can you give me a lift?

- [Alex blows raspberry]

- Then I'm there in two minutes.

- I feel awful.

- Come on.

- [Alex sighs]

I had just as much to drink as you.

[Alex coughs] f*ck, man.

What was in that vodka?

- Red Bull?

- Hm?

- [pills clatter]

- [Alex kissing]

Hmm, hmm.

Weren't you feeling awful?

Sex

Mmm?

Why not?

- Baby, you don't know how tough it is.

- What?

I always have such a hard-on

when I'm hungover.

- Use your hand. It'll take two minutes.

- [Alex sighs]

Are you giving me a lift or not?

- After sex.

- So that's a no.

You're more fun

if you don't take your pills.

[Louise exclaims]

[Alex breathes angrily]

That's not okay, baby.

I know.

[dramatic music plays]

Sssh.

- Hey

- [Louise sobs]

- Sometimes I think

- Hey, ssh. Hey, hey.

I was just joking about your pills.

Was it a joke or were you being sarcastic?

I love you

but you don't understand

how lonely you make me feel.

Yeah

I'm sorry. Okay?

[blender buzzing]

Drink, hungover idiot.

You first.

- No, that's not going to happen.

- Come on, Jacques.

Be a man.

Alcoholics Anonymous. No alcohol.

- I'm sorry.

- No problem.

Drink up.

- You can do it.

- I hope so.

[Jacques chuckles]

- [Jacques] Yes, you can do it. All of it!

- [Daan gags]

- [Jacques] Yes!

- [Daan retches]

- Better, right?

- No.

- Gross.

- Here.

You can clean up the puke with this.

Be a man.

[waves crashing, soul music playing]

[golf cart whirring]

[brakes squeal, music stops]

[grunts]

- [Angelique] And?

- [Emilie] Beautiful.

Yes?

- Hi.

- Finally.

- So, you finally showed up.

- Yes.

- Hi, darling.

- Here.

Wow, you had a good night's sleep, right?

- Too much Red Bull in my vodka.

- Hmm

[the women chat indistinctly]

- I like the way it falls.

- [Emilie] Yeah, me too.

[Angelique] Yeah? Louise?

Louise, what do you think?

Yes, nice.

[annoyed] Go and try on the dress. Go.

[scrapes throat]

Pardon me.

[Eleonore] Beautiful.

The color is great, huh?

[sighs]

- [Melissa] It's a bit too much.

- [grunts]

I'm a nanny,

so it needs to be more demure.

It's not about me, it's about the kids.

- It's beautiful, though.

- Oh.

It looks really good on you,

just like in a magazine.

[Melissa] Thank you.

Maybe I should be a model.

[Olivia] I think they're a bit younger.

Yes, you're right.

A bit more like you, nowadays.

You can't have boobs and a butt anymore,

so who knows?

Then I need to find a new job as a nanny.

[groans, exhales]

- [whispers] Mom, she's a nanny.

- Mommy is busy, honey.

The last family I worked for

moved to Switzerland.

Such sweet kids.

They made a whole video

to say goodbye to me. So cute.

- Mom?

- [Angelique] Yes.

My zipper.

You can't get it closed?

Miss, could you please

[whispers] She's a nanny

looking for a job.

[Angelique] Can't get the zipper closed.

Are you bloated?

- Period?

- I'm sure it's all those Red Bulls.

Yes, I'm sure.

Suck in your tummy, sweetie.

Last time you could still close it.

- [Louise gags]

- [Angelique] Eh?

[Louise coughs and gags]

[Louise coughs in background]

Yeah Maybe you can do up the zipper now.

[sighs]

- [in English] Just a minute, Michael.

- Yeah, sure.

[in Flemish] Alexandre, come here.

[Michael talking indistinctly

on the phone]

[in English] No, Michael.

These guys haven't proven anything yet.

An equal share is just

downright ridiculous.

We don't wait for the due diligence?

[Patrick] No, report it to them.

And no veiled language.

- Just straight to the point.

- I'm not sure if

Straight to the point, Michael.

Play it hard.

- Okay.

- Okay, bye.

[Patrick clears throat softly]

[in Flemish] I have taken a look

at your business plan.

- Your idea for the Crazy Lulu.

- [corrects pronunciation] Lulu, Dad.

Lulu. Crazy Lulu.

"The most exclusive

gentlemen's club in Belgium."

Yeah

This took a lot of work.

Yes.

Did you do this all on your own?

Mm-hm.

Must've taken you a long time.

- A few weeks, yes.

- Mmm.

- You thought about it, brainstormed it.

- Yes, with Matti and Victor.

But I actually wanted to brainstorm

about it with you.

- With me?

- Yes.

At first I thought it was a joke.

But I saw that you also cc'd in

the board of investors.

I thought we could divide the investment

between four parties.

That would be about 30k per partner.

What do you think?

You want to know what I think?

I think all my business partners now know

that my only son is a complete moron.

Who wants to start a f*cking brothel

in Knokke?!

Really

Do you even realize how idiotic this is?

Do you realize that?

Here. "An exclusive club

where naked, body-painted women

radiate pure sex in a classy setting."

Below the Casino!

Do you really think

the city council is gonna allow that?!

- [exasperated] Really. Idiot.

- Sorry Dad, I just wanted

- How stupid can you be? How stupid?!

- Sor

- Just get out.

- Sorry, I just

- Get out!

- Dad

You idiot. Out!

[dramatic music playing]

[Alex sniffles]

[Patrick sighs]

[doorbell rings]

Hello, young lady.

I'm Reinhilde, the new nanny.

I'm sorry, madam,

the position has already been filled.

I'm sorry?

The position has already been filled.

Sorry.

[upbeat music playing]

[Daan] Yes, amazing.

That one's for the website.

A kiss, maybe?

Yes, nice. You can find them online.

[Eleonore] What were you thinking

for a monthly payment?

The last family paid me

2600 euros a month.

Oof!

That's 4500 before taxes. [scoffs]

I won't get my husband to agree to that.

You can also pay her off the books.

[chuckles]

Smart girl.

That's also an option.

[Daan] Lovely day to be at the beach.

Let me know if you need anything else.

Yes, smile. A bit closer together. Yeah

I would suggest 1800 a month.

Do you have any other interests?

Interests

Uh, I really love horseback riding.

- Dressage, jumping, racing?

- Tricky, all three of them are very

very different. Uhm

I ride western myself.

Yeah. Without a saddle. Yeah.

[softly] Cool.

[chuckles]

Fine, let's just try it out.

A trial period for a week.

And we'll see after that.

- [Melissa] Yeah.

- I'm glad we found someone. Hmm?

The person I actually hired

just didn't show up.

Without letting you know?

- Yeah

- [scoffs]

- So rude.

- Yeah I couldn't get hold of her.

Are you available tonight?

Patrick and I have plans.

[Daan] Hey, man.

Do you happen to have deodorant?

I smell awful because of all the liquor.

By the way, when I woke up this morning,

Jacques was here.

He acted like nothing happened.

What did you tell him?

Who are you?

[Louise] Hey!

Hi, Daan.

- [Flemish accent] Who are you?

- Louise.

Yesterday, Casino Club, here?

- Okay What?

- [laughs]

- I definitely didn't forget you.

- Come on!

- I thought you really forgot about me.

- No. No, that's impossible.

No, I'm so hungover.

- No, I mean it! Don't!

- Hey, I'm just f*ck! [grunts]

[laughs]

- When are you done with work?

- In two hours.

We've reserved two sunbeds, for Vandael.

- I know, because I work here.

- Hmm.

Okay, see you later.

[Jacques] Romeo!

People are waiting for their drinks.

When they die from thirst,

it's your fault.

- Okay, I'm on it.

- What are you doing with those photos?

I'll put them on the wall inside.

And why would you do that?

It's art.

- Art?

- Yes.

[happy music playing]

Finished.

Hey. I finished it.

Oh.

No.

- Hey.

- Hey!

- Yes, I want another piña colada.

- I'm done for today, Margaux.

Uh, that's Matti's spot.

[Daan] Okay.

Ah, that's Alex' spot.

Then I'll just sit on top of Alex, right?

[annoyed] Well, I'll just get

my piña colada myself, right?

[both chuckle]

- No! No.

- What?

I take pictures of all customers,

also the ugly ones.

[laughs]

I'm sort of working on a project.

Can you show me something?

Sure.

Wow!

- These photos are amazing.

- Thanks.

- That's a really good camera.

- Almost as good as a Leica.

Analog camera, from 1999.

My aunt gave it to me once.

This one is a bit cheaper.

Okay, photographer.

I knew you had an artistic nature.

- What do you mean?

- I don't know. Takes one to know one.

Oh?

[Daan] Wow.

- Who made those?

- Me.

- No way.

- Yeah.

No way, rich girls can't do that. [laughs]

- No.

- I get it.

No, I'm just kidding.

[Alex] Hey!

You're not stealing my girlfriend, right?

- How's the water? Aaah!

- Wet.

- And here! [grunts]

- No, your suit is wet! Aaah!

[groans]

- [Alex] What were you showing him?

- Our sex pictures from last night.

- [Alex] As long as it's not private.

- [Louise] Yeah, I know.

- Art pictures.

- Art pictures?

[Louise] Daan has a Leica.

Our mom doesn't like dogs.

- [Daan] What the f*ck?

- What?

[the both chuckle]

- Uhm

- What?

A Leica is a camera.

[Alex] And a dog

the Russians shot up in space.

He exploded, like in a microwave.

[imitates expl*si*n]

- Ah, stop it! Oh!

- [Alex laughs]

[Alex kisses, they both laugh]

- [Alex] Hmm.

- Daan has an eye for beauty.

- Really?

- [Louise] Yeah.

So, what's the most beautiful

about Louise?

[Daan] Hmm

[Alex] What?

Her eyelashes.

- Good one, but this is more interesting.

- Of course.

No, I think

it's her rich people teeth.

- [Louise laughs]

- [Alex] Yeah.

- [Louise] My teeth?

- [Alex] Yeah, these ones.

- Chocolate-flavored gloss?

- Hm-mm.

Daan, sorry. Do you want a taste as well?

[scoffs] I don't think you're the one

to ask that, right, Lex?

Do you want a taste as well?

h*! Calm down, lover boy!

- And what are you laughing at? Come on.

- [Louise giggles]

- You didn't expect that.

- [Alex] No, I didn't expect that, Daan.

Without any shame. You just go for it.

Daan, I'm a bit thirsty.

Get me a blue curaçao.

- Blue curaçao. And what do you want?

- [Louise] Piña colada.

- Piña colada, coming up.

- [Alex] Thank you, Daan.

- [Louise] He was off from work.

- [Alex] So?

I'm just thirsty.

[pop music playing]

- Are you joining me for dinner?

- [Daan] No, I have to go.

- [Melissa] You're pretty busy.

- Yes, work.

Me too.

Really? At that new catering company?

Even better.

As a nanny for a rich family in Knokke.

- You're joking.

- I'll find out what happened to Claudia.

Mom, tell me you're joking. Mom.

- Are you doing this again?!

- Yes.

Is that why you brought that g*n

and why we're here?!

- Now I know where to look.

- It's been two years now.

The police searched for a year.

Stop. You'll go crazy.

If I give up now,

it'll really make me crazy. Hey

We're so close. I just want to know

what happened to my sister.

And I will find out.

- [sighs] You're ruining your life, Mom.

- Hey, Daan, stay here.

- And mine as well.

- Hey

Daan. Daan?

[door slams]

[sighs]

[dance music playing, waves crashing]

[indistinct dialogue]

- [Matti] It can be a bit stronger.

- [Margaux] Yeah?

Hey, Danny Boy. Dropped any ba*ls today?

- No, not today, Victor.

- Oh, you still know my name?

- We're tubing tomorrow.

- Are you coming?

- I need to discuss it with the boss.

- [Alex] Hmm!

Jacques can't protest,

you've worked a double shift today.

Hm! [slurps]

- Bring me a new one.

- Coming up.

- [Margaux] Should we eat first?

- That's a good idea.

- [Matti] Come. Come with me.

- [Alex groans]

Hey. You invited him. Why?

I don't know. Why not?

[hip-hop music playing,

indistinct chattering]

[all] Shots, shots, shots!

[all cheer]

[Victor] f*ck! That's nasty!

On a roll?

[slurring] You're a wh*re,

just like your mother.

[hip-hop music continues

in the background]

[breathes angrily]

[phone chimes]

-10 GRAMS SNOW, BEACH CLUB

- ON MY WAY

[melancholy violin music playing]

[Alex breathes shakily]

[moped approaching]

[moped shuts off]

[Alex] Hey

A hundred.

Okay

Don't you have the exact amount?

- No.

- No.

[slurring] Can you do something

for a hundred?

What did you have in mind, Alex?

Well

That's a fine of a hundred euros

for indecent exposure.

[she grunts]

[he laughs]

[sighs] f*ck.

[groans]

[suspenseful music]

[music fades out]

[hip-hop music playing, people chattering]

- Oh my god, Victor is hooking up.

- [Louise] What?

[Margaux] Victor has a hook-up.

- How great!

- [Margaux giggles] Yes!

[Louise] Oh, look at that! [giggles]

Nice for him!

- I do miss that.

- What?

I don't know. Well

The excitement of the hunt.

Hunt? You never had to hunt.

- You were always the prey.

- That's not true.

- It is!

- [laughing] No!

- [Daan] f*ck!

- See? You still are.

Don't you ever want to kiss someone else?

No boys, at least.

[giggles] Alex doesn't mind girls.

- [Daan] Uh, Louise?

- Yeah?

- We have a problem.

- What?

Come with me.

Alex.

[Louise] Hey

Hey?

- Sweetie, are you okay?

- [Alex mumbles]

- I think we should take him home.

- But not to his house.

His dad can't see him like this.

- Can you drive?

- Yes.

Let's go to my house.

- [Louise] Three, two, one!

- [Alex moans]

- [Louise pants]

- [Alex moans]

[Louise laughs]

[Alex moans] Hey, little Daan

[melancholy music playing]

[melancholy music continues]

[Louise chuckles]

[Alex groans]

Babe Babe?

[Alex gags]

Aah!

[Alex moans]

Can everyone stop puking now?

[they both laugh]

INCORRECT PASSWORD

[Daan] f*ck! Police.

- Have you been drinking?

- [Daan] No, no.

- But I don't have a driver's license.

- What?

It'll be fine.

- [officer] You can pass.

- Yes, thank you.

[they both laugh]

- How?

- [Louise squeals and laughs]

[melancholy music continues]

[sheep bleats from device]

- [Louise] There.

- [Alex pants]

[Louise] Hey.

Okay?

- [slurring] I love you.

- [Louise] I love you too.

Sleep it off, okay?

- Huh. Cool.

- [Louise laughs]

- [Daan] What?

- [Louise] Nothing.

- Is he asleep?

- With a bucket and towel. Here's hoping.

- Huh, nice. Does this happen often?

- I think he's fighting with his dad.

[Louise] But he doesn't want

to talk about it, so

Doesn't he get along with his parents?

Who does?

Are yours that bad?

As long as I take my pills, they're fine.

Uh, I have a bipolar disorder.

Ah. And

- I I have a lot of mood swings.

- Ah.

I can be really down

and then suddenly be really high.

[Daan] Hm.

Nobody feels the same all the time, right?

For me, it's a bit extreme.

And those pills prevent mood swings?

They make it less extreme.

But are you still you?

I'm sorry. I didn't mean it like that.

I mean, I would think it's a shame

if I wouldn't get to know all of you

because of those pills.

Because I would really like to know you.

[suspenseful music]

I'm going to check on Alex.

[Melissa breathes heavily]