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01x01 - The Autograph Collection/The Rope Collection

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Carl the Collector". Aired: November 14, 2024 – present.*
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Set in the fictional and peaceful Fuzzytown, Carl the Collector centers on the life of Carl, an autistic child anthropomorphic raccoon with a special interest in creating collections of various items, and his friends.

01x01 - The Autograph Collection/The Rope Collection

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[♪♪]

Singers: ♪ YES!

Singers: ♪ It's Carl!

Singers: ♪ The Collector!

♪ Clap, clap

Singers: ♪ It's Carl, it's Carl, ♪

Singers: ♪ ABSO-LUTE-LY!

♪ Clap, clap, clap

Singers: ♪ Carl!

Singers: ♪ It's Carl

Singers: ♪ The Collector!

♪ Clap, clap

Singers: ♪ It's Carl, it's Carl, ♪

Singers: ♪ The Collector!

Singers: [chanting] ♪ Carl! Carl! Carl! Carl! Carl! ♪

Singers: ♪ The Collector!

Carl: The Autograph Collection

Carl: Hello, paperclip collection!

Carl: Hello, rock collection!

Carl: There you are, watch collection!

[♪♪]

[Watch ticking]

Carl: Where's my new special collector's club watch?

[shaking jar]

Carl: Ah, there you are!

Carl: Oh!

Carl: Time to go!

[bicycle bell ringing]

[bicycle tires braking]

Carl: [sigh]

[footsteps]

Carl: Made it,

Carl: :...

Carl: Right...on...

Carl: ...time. [watch alarms rining]

[Knocking]

Nico: Oh,

Nico: hey Carl!

Carl: Hello Nico! I came at exactly O'clock,

Carl: like we planned.

Carl: Arugula and I are going bike-riding.

Nico: Oh.

Nico: AHHHH-ROOO-GUH-LAAAAH!

Nico: Carl's here to go...

Nico:..."”bike-riding".

Carl: How come you're saying bike-ridin like that Nico?

Carl: Like this...

Carl: "“bike-riding"”?

Nico: Because bikes are for babies.

Nico: Everyone knows that.

Carl: Everyone does not know that!

Carl: Bikes are NOT for babies!

Carl: Bikes are the BEST!

[kickflip]

Nico: Babies.

Arugula: Nico, there are a thousand reasons

Arugula: why bikes aren't for babies.

Carl: Actually, Arugula, there are six hundred and forty-two.

Carl: First, babies' legs

Carl: are too short to reach the pedals.

Carl: Second,

Carl: babies do not know what brakes are.

Carl: Third,

Carl: babies most certainly cannot crawl up onto the seat.

Carl: Four..

Nico: I didn't mean babies for real.

Nico: I mean that riding a bike is little kid stuff,

Nico: bor-ing!

Carl: Bikes are NOT boring!

Arugula: Hey, Carl!

Arugula: Nice watch collection!

Carl: This special collectors club watch

Carl: is the newest one of my collection!

Carl: It is my favorite.

Arugula: Love it!

Arugula: So, ready for our bike ride?

Carl: No, Arugula.

Carl: I still have to tell your sister.

Carl: six hundred and thirty-nine more reasons

Carl: why bikes are not for babies, or boring.

Arugula: Well, don't worry about what my sister thinks, Carl.

Arugula: Nico doesn't know EVERYTHING

Arugula: about riding bikes.

Arugula: C'mon, let's go!

Carl: But we need to show her that she is wrong.

Carl: Nico!

[Kickflip]

Nico: Yes, Carl?

Carl: If you want to see the number one reason why bikes are

Carl: not boring,

Carl: come to the creek at exactly :pm.

Carl: I will show you. Hmph.

Nico: Fine!

Nico: Hmph.

Arugula: Not nice, Nico!

[♪ reflective jams ]

Arugula: Hey Carl, wait up!

Arugula: Listen,

Arugula: sometimes my sister makes fun of things

Arugula: she just doesn't understand.

Carl: There is nothing fun or humorous about her incorrect

Carl: ideas about bikes!

Carl: Hi, Sheldon!

Arugula: Hey Sheldon!

Sheldon: Carl! Arugula!

Sheldon: Check it out!

[Funny Horn Honking]

Sheldon: [Giggling]

Arugula: Nice horn.

Sheldon: Thanks!

Sheldon: My bike's all ready to ride!

[Funny Horn Honking]

Sheldon: [Giggling]

Arugula: [Giggling]

Carl: That is a silly bike horn, Sheldon.

Carl: But, I have a serious question for you.

Carl: Nico said that bikes are for babies, and boring.

Carl: Have you ever seen a baby ride a bike, even once?!

Sheldon: Nope. Never.

Carl: Because it's impossible, Sheldon!

Sheldon: Why would Nico say that?

Sheldon: I'm not even sure I've ever seen

Sheldon: Nico on a bike before...

Arugula: You know, sometimes people say things

Arugula: without knowing if they're true.

Arugula: Like that time I said tomatoes are gross,

Arugula: but then I found out that's what

Arugula: ketchup is made out of.

Arugula: And I love ketchup!

Sheldon: Yum, ketchup is so good on french fries.

Sheldon: Oh, you know what's really good?

Sheldon: Birch bark with hot sauce.

Carl: Sheldon! What are you even talking about?

Carl: No one else likes to eat twigs.

Carl: Don't even get me started on slivers

Carl: and... [shudder] ...bugs.

Carl: Wait! What am I saying?

Carl: We have to be at the creek at : sharp,

Carl: so I can prove once and for all,

Carl: that bikes are neither boring, or for babies!

Sheldon: Okay,

Sheldon: not sure what you have in mind, buddy, but...

Sheldon: but... now that you mention it...

Sheldon:...at the creek, there's lots of birch bark...

Carl: : on the dot.

Carl: Let's take Woodbine Avenue.

[♪♪]

Forrest: Phew whee!

Forrest: Now THIS is what I call cardio!

Carl: Hello, Forrest.

Sheldon: Hey, Forrest! Arugula: Hello, Forrest!

Forrest: Where's... everyone...

Forrest: Off to...in such...a...hurry?

Carl: We have to be at the creek at :!

Carl: And it's :!

Forrest: Ha! I'm IN!

Forrest: Let's go to the creek.

Carl: I'll just put this crate here...

Carl: and flatten this box...

Carl: Stomp, stomp, stomp.

Carl: Hmmm...clearly this cardboard isn't strong enough.

Carl: This wooden board should do the trick.

Sheldon: Carl, buddy...

Sheldon: So... what are you doing?

Carl: I am making a ramp.

Forrest: Ramps are cool!

Arugula: Uh...

Arugula: ...that ramp looks kinda wobbly.

Carl: It will work.

Carl: Yes. It's almost...

[watch alarms ringing] Carl: ...time.

Carl: Okay, It is

Carl: :pm.

Carl: Where's Nico?

[Skateboarding sound]

Carl: Nico! You're LATE!

Carl: It's :!

Carl: Reason number seventy-four that bikes are not for babies...

Carl: Bikes are fast and get you places on time.

Carl: Babies never get anywhere on time

Carl: because they have to crawl everywhere.

Carl: Simple science, Nico.

Nico: Okay, okay.

Nico: It's :. So, here I am.

Nico: What's the deal?

Carl: Nico, You have claimed

Carl: "“bikes are for babies and boring,"”

Carl: which is absolutely not true.

Carl: And it is so frustrating

Carl: you don't realize this!

Carl: So now, I, Carl,

Carl: am going to prove it

Carl: with a demonstration, of reason number one

Carl: that bikes are NOT for babies.

Carl: I am going to ride my bike up that ramp and jump the creek.

Carl: Would a baby do something like that?

Carl: No!

Sheldon: No...Buddy. Arugula: Carl!

Arugula: You have nothing to prove!

Sheldon: You could get really hurt!

Forrest: Awesome!

Arugula: Nico, tell him not to do this!

Nico: Uh, Carl, don't do this for me.

Carl: I am not doing this for you!

Carl: I am doing this for bike riders everywhere!

Arugula: Carl, buddy, please! Nico: Buddy, No!

Sheldon: Carl buddy, please don't -

Carl: Silence!

Carl: Now my favorite watch will assist

Carl: with the countdown.

Carl: In five,

Carl: four,

Carl: three, two,

Carl: one.

[Bike pedals & gears turning]

[♪exciting music]

Carl: Wooowwwwahhhahhhooohhhh!

Sheldon: Carl! [Bike bell ring]

Fuzzy Friends: He did it!

Fuzzy Friends: [Cheering] yay Carl!

[Crash]

Carl: Owwwwww...

Carl: [moaning]

Arugula: Oh no!

Arugula: Are you okay, Carl?

Sheldon: Carl! Carl: [Groaning]

Carl: [Groaning]

Sheldon: Are you okay?

Carl: Ow...

Carl: Oh no.

Carl: My new watch is broken!

Arugula: I think we better get your mom,

Arugula: and make sure your watch isn't

Arugula: the only thing that's broken.

Carl's Mama: Alright,

Carl's Mama: who wants French fries?

Fuzzy Friends: French fries!

Arugula: I do!

Carl's Mama: And how about ketchup?

Sheldon: Thank you!

Forrest: Thank you!

Arugula: Thanks, Mrs. Carl's Mom.

Carl: Thanks, Mama.

Carl: [sipping straw]

Carl's Mama: How's your arm feeling, sweetness?

Carl: It hurts. A lot.

Carl's Mama: I know, honey.

Carl's Mama: You know what?

Carl's Mama: Broken bones do hurt a lot at first.

Carl: And I can't do anything

Carl: this summer with the cast on.

Carl: No swimming, no bike riding...

Carl's Mama: Ah, that's tough,

Carl's Mama: but I'll tell you this.

Carl's Mama: When the eight weeks are over, your arm will be

Carl's Mama: all healed.

Carl's Mama: It's going to be good as new.

Carl's Mama: And you know, the doctor said you were pretty

Carl's Mama: lucky, Carl.

Carl's Mama: That fall could have been much worse.

Carl: I know...

Carl: I should not have let what Nico said bother me so much.

Carl: [Sipping on straw]

Carl: I shouldn't have jumped the creek.

Carl's Mama: That's my boy.

Carl's Mama: [kissing noise] Mwah!

Nico: I still need to sign your cast Carl.

Nico: If that's okay...

Carl: It is, Nico.

Nico: Carl,

Nico: so, uh...

Nico: ...the real reason

Nico: I said bikes are for babies is because, well...

Nico: um, I actually don't know how to ride a bike.

Nico: I'm learning, but I'm not very good.

Carl: You? You're not?

Nico: No, and it's embarrassing!

Nico: You all are so good at bike-riding,

Nico: and I can barely ride.

Nico: That's why I made fun of it.

Nico: I never should have said bikes are for babies.

Carl: So you do know bikes are not for babies and not boring!

Carl: I didn't have to prove it!

Nico: No, you didn't. Sorry.

Carl: It's okay.

Carl:How about as soon as

Carl: I get my cast off

Carl:and can ride my bike again,

Carl:I'll show you every move I know?

Nico: You will?

Nico:I would like that very much!

Nico: Ta-da!

Carl: A drawing of my special collector's club watch?

Carl: I love it!

Carl: And it's exactly where my old one used to be!

Carl: Thank you, Nico!

Sheldon Oh wow! Arugula: Wow! Forrest: Sweet!

Sheldon: Look at that!

Arugula: Nice drawing, sis!

Sheldon: Well, Carl,

Sheldon: you gotta wear that

Sheldon: that cast for a while,

Sheldon: but on the bright side,

Sheldon: you do have a brand new collection.

Sheldon: An autograph collection!

Carl: Hey, wait a second!

Carl: Was that...?

Carl: A baby? On a bike?

Carl: I cannot believe this.

Carl: Did you all see that?

Carl: What?!

Baby: [Giggles]

Carl: The Rope Collection.

[♪Synthesizer jazz]

Carl:[Yawn]

[♪♪]

[Footsteps]

Carl: Good morning, Marbles!

Carl: Lookin' as round and marbly as ever.

Carl: Good morning, tiny trucks.

Carl: One, two, three, four, five. All here.

Carl: Rope collection, a good morning to you too!

[♪♪]

Carl: Whoa-oh-oh-oh, ahh, oof.

Carl: Rope, you're so tangly!

[♪♪]

Carl: Hmm...

Carl: This might come in handy.

Carl: I better hold onto it.

Carl: Hello, stickers!

Carl: Hello, rubber ba*ls.

Carl: Hello, polished rocks.

Carl: Hello, stamps issued before .

Carl: Hello, whistles.

Carl: Ahh, good morning.

Carl's Mama: Car-rl! Breakfast!

Carl: Breakfast! Yesss!

Carl: Coming, Mama!

Carl: Breakfast, yesss!

[♪♪]

[cereal pour]

Carl: [Gasp]

Carl: The cereal toy!

Carl: A Fuzzy O's whistle to add to my whistle collection later!

[Whistle blowing]

[Milk pouring]

Carl: Bite one.

Carl: Blueberry one.

Carl: Bite two.

Carl: Blueberry two.

Carl: Bite three.

Carl: Blueberry three.

Carl's Mama: Carl,

Carl's Mama: it's Sheldon!

Carl: Bite four.

Carl: Blueberry four.

Carl: Ahh, breakfast.

Carl's Mama: Don't forget your dishes, Carl.

Carl: Thank you Mama!

Carl: Sheldon! Good morning!

Sheldon: CARL! I know it's your breakfast time,

Sheldon: but I couldn't WAIT to show you!

Shedlon: Da-da-daa!

Sheldon: Extra wood left over from my dad's project!

Sheldon: He said we can have it!

Carl: Do you know what this means?

Carl: Treeee forrrt! Sheldon: Treeee forrrt!

[Secret hand shake, high five]

Carl: I've always wanted to build a tree fort!

Sheldon: I know! Me too!

Sheldon: Everyone's on their way over!

Carl: Mom, I'm gonna build a tree fort in the backyard!

Carl's Mama: Okay, honey, have fun - and be careful, okay?

Carl: Okay, Mama!

[♪♪]

Carl: Friends!

Carl: As many of you know, I have always believed

Carl: something was missing from my backyard.

Carl: And today, at long last,

Carl: the time has come to construct that

Carl: very thing!

Carl: A tree fort!

Fuzzy Friends: Tree Fort!

Fuzzy Friends: Yes!

Forrest: Did someone just say tree fort?

Sheldon: Yes, Forrest.

Sheldon: We're going to build the ultimate tree fort!

Arugula: And we have the best team to do it!

Arugula: Team Tree Fort!

Fuzzy Friends:[Cheers excitedly]

Forrest: Oh, I can't wait to start building!

Lotta: Hey, I can come up with some

Lotta: really good designs for the inside!

Sheldon: And I'll scope out the most tree

Sheldon: fort-worthy tree!

Carl: There is no need.

Carl: I know exactly how our tree fort should be.

Carl: It is going to go in that tree right there...

Carl:...and it is going to have a floor,

Carl: four walls,

Carl: a roof,

Carl: a window, six places to

Carl: sit, and some shelves for collections.

Carl: Let us begin!

Forrest: Huh? What about Team Tree Fort?

[Wood plank falling]

Carl: [Hammering]

Sheldon: Carl, buddy, there might be a

Sheldon: better building spot in that tree.

Sheldon: Do you want to check out some other spots?

Carl: No, thanks, Sheldon.

Carl: This is the tree.

Carl: This is gonna be great!

Lotta: Carl, maybe we should start by

Lotta: sketching out the fort first,

Lotta: so we can plan out how the fort will look.

Carl: That's okay, Lotta.

Carl: I already know exactly how the fort will look.

Arugula: We might want to gather all

Arugula: the tools before we start, Carl.

Arugula: That way we know what

Arugula: we have to work with.

Carl: I already have everything I need up here Arugula.

Nico: But we're a tree fort building team!

Nico: And as part of this team, I think we should have a

Nico: team meeting first.

Forrest: I'm with Nico.

Forrest: Shouldn't we all decide together about how

Forrest: our fort will look?

Fuzzy Friends: Yeah! You're right!

Fuzzy Friends: Let's make a plan.

Fuzzy Friends: We're a team!

Carl: I know exactly how a tree fort should be,

Carl: and exactly how it should be built.

Carl: Believe me, you're all gonna love it

Carl: when it's finished.

Nico: Well, I guess Carl's a team of one.

Nico: Not that that's a thing...

Sheldon: Carl, remember, we wanted to build

Sheldon: this Team Tree Fort together.

Carl: But I really know how I want it to look.

Carl: I can't abandon my plan now.

Sheldon: Carl's in his Carl zone right now.

Sheldon: Let's just give him space to do his thing.

Sheldon: I just hope Carl knows what

Sheldon: he's doing up there all by himself.

Carl: I DO!

Nico: Maybe we should just build our own tree fort now?

Forrest: Yes! Build our own fort!

Nico: Okay, team. Let's DO this!

[♪ Montage Jam ]

[Wood planks falling]

[♪♪]

[Hammering]

[♪♪]

Forrest: Wow! Nico/Arugula: Wow!

Lotta: I love it!

Sheldon: Cool!

Carl: [Hammering]

[footsteps]

Fuzzy Friends: [giggling] Yeah!

Carl: Whoa!

Fuzzy Friends: Epic! Ahh!

Fuzzy Friends: Wow! So cool! We did a great job.

Carl: I'll be right there!

[Footsteps]

Carl: Oh, no! I forgot to add a door!

Carl: Um... I seem to be stuck inside and with no way out!

Fuzzy Friends: We did so good! We did amazing!

Carl: Frieds? Friends?!

Carl: [Panting and breathing heavily]

Carl: What...am I...going...to do?!

Carl: It's okay, Carl.

Carl: Mama would say, "take some belly breaths."

Carl: [Heart beating fast] [Patting chest]

Carl: Breathe in for four...

Carl: One. Two. Three. Four.

Carl: Hold for two.

Carl: One. Two. [Heartbeat calming]

Carl: Out for four, slowly.

Carl: One,

Carl: two, three, four.

Carl: Better.

Carl: Now how do I get my friends' attention?

Carl: I know! My Fuzzy O's whistle!

[Whistle blowing]

[Whistle blowing]

Sheldon: Carl?

Carl: Hey! Help! I'm stuck!

Carl: I forgot to plan for a door!

Carl: Would you please help me?

Sheldon: Of course!

Forrest: Be right there!

[♪Rescue Jam]

Sheldon: Carl, how can we help you?

Carl: I don't know! I just need to find a way down!

Carl: Wait, I know! The rope from my rope collection!

Carl: I'll use it to climb down.

[Rope tying] [♪Heroic music]

[Rope tying] [♪♪]

[♪♪]

Carl: I had a feeling

Carl: this would come in handy!

Sheldon: Yes! Nico: Great idea Carl!

Forrest: Yay Carl! Lotta: Way to go!

Arugula: Let's put some soft pillows on

Arugula: the ground to be safe.

Forrest: On it!

[♪♪]

Carl: [breathe]

[Rope tightening] [♪suspenseful music]

Carl: [Gasp] [♪♪]

Fuzzy Friends: We're here for you!

Fuzzy Friends: You can do it!

[♪♪]

Fuzzy Friends: Way to go Carl!

Carl: That was scary.

Carl: I panicked and did not know what to do.

Sheldon: It's okay buddy.

Sheldon: Are you all right?

Carl: I guess I'm okay.

Carl: Wow! You finished your tree fort!

Sheldon: Yeah! Come on, we'll show you!

Carl: Oh...

Carl: This is not only well thought out, but so pleasing to

Carl: the eye! Whose idea was this?

Nico: All of ours.

Sheldon: See,

Sheldon: Lotta sketched out different

Sheldon: designs in her notebook.

Sheldon: And Arugula

Sheldon: made sure we had all the tools we needed.

Sheldon: And Forrest is really fast with the hammering

Sheldon: and building.

Sheldon: And Nico collected all the party lights and pillows.

Arugula: And Sheldon found the perfect spot.

Nico: We do make a pretty good team!

Carl: You sure do! And I was not a part of it.

Carl: We were supposed to be a team

Carl: and I did not listen to anyone

Carl: else's ideas but my own.

Sheldon: It's okay, Carl.

Sheldon: I know you were just trying

Sheldon: to make something great for us.

Carl: Your tree fort is an architectural masterpiece,

Carl: and mine, adequate at best.

Forrest: Well, we did a great job with the fort's

Forrest: design and build. But...I love yours too!

Sheldon: Yeah, it's really cool.

Sheldon: If only there was a way to

Sheldon: connect the tree forts together.

Carl: Hmm...

Carl: I have an idea.

Carl: I think we can do that with a rope bridge.

Lotta: Ooooh! Love it!

Lotta: I'm on it!

Forrest: I'd love to build a rope bridge!

Arugula: Maybe the rope bridge can be lots of colors!

Nico: We're gonna need a lot of rope.

Carl: I know where we can get more rope.

[Running Footsteps] [♪♪]

Forrest: Look! We turned two tree forts

Forrest: into one ultimate Team Tree Fort!

Lotta: This tree fort is even better

Lotta: than we could have imagined.

Arugula: Boo! Gotcha!

Lotta/Arugula: [Giggle]

Arugula: And Carl's hideout is the best!

Nico: I gotta say, my favorite part of the whole

Nico: thing might be the rope bridge.

Sheldon: Thanks for giving us the rope

Sheldon: from your rope collection, buddy.

Carl: I'm just happy to be part of the team.

Nico: Way to tie

Nico: everything together, Carl!

Nico: Get it?

Nico: Tie?

Carl: Yes, because of my rope.

Fuzzy Friends: [Giggle]

Carl: And I have something else for our team!

Carl: Team treehouse whistles!

Carl: Perfect for emergencies!

Fuzzy Friends: Thanks!

Sheldon: Let's hear it for working together!

Lotta: [Puts in ear plugs]

Fuzzy Friends: [Whistling whistles]

Carl: Ahhh, Team Tree Fort.

Fuzzy Friends: [Whistling whistles]

[♪ Drumbeat ]

[♪♪]

Singers: ♪ YES!

Singers: ♪ It's Carl!

Singers: ♪ The Collector!

♪ Clap, clap

Singers: ♪ It's Carl, it's Carl, ♪

Singers: ♪ ABSO-LUTE-LY!

♪ Clap, clap, clap

Singers: ♪ Carl!

Singers: ♪ It's Carl

Singers: ♪ The Collector!

♪ Clap, clap

Singers: ♪ It's Carl, it's Carl, ♪

Singers: ♪ The Collector!

Singers: [chanting] ♪ Carl! Carl! Carl! Carl! Carl! ♪

Singers: ♪ The Collector!