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01x12 - A Wiggle Waggle Worries/The Pine Cone Collection

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Carl the Collector". Aired: November 14, 2024 – present.*
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Set in the fictional and peaceful Fuzzytown, Carl the Collector centers on the life of Carl, an autistic child anthropomorphic raccoon with a special interest in creating collections of various items, and his friends.

01x12 - A Wiggle Waggle Worries/The Pine Cone Collection

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[♪]

Singers: ♪ YES!

Singers: ♪ It's Carl!

Singers: ♪ The Collector!

♪ Clap, clap

Singers: ♪ It's Carl, it's Carl ♪

Singers: ♪ ABSO-LUTE-LY!

♪ Clap, clap

Singers: ♪ Carl!

Singers: ♪ It's Carl

Singers: ♪ The Collector!

♪ Clap, clap

Singers: ♪ It's Carl, it's Carl ♪

Singers: ♪ The Collector!

Singers: [chanting] ♪ Carl! Carl! Carl! Carl! Carl! ♪

Singers: ♪ The Collector!

[♪]

CARL: Wiggle Waggle Worries

♪ theremin tune

CARL'S MAMA: Ooh! Awww...Will I ever be able to play Flight of the

CARL'S MAMA: Bumblebee?

CARL: Of course you will, Mama!

CARL'S MAMA: Oh! Carl, is something wrong?

CARL: Why would you think something's wrong?

CARL'S MAMA: Well, you're in your Cushion Comfort Zone and

CARL'S MAMA: you usually only go there when you're feeling

CARL'S MAMA: worried.

CARL: You're right, Mama. I promised I would play some

CARL: beach sport with Sheldon...

CARL'S MAMA: Well that could be fun, couldn't it?

CARL: Not at all! I don't like sports!

CARL'S MAMA: Well, you do like hockey.

CARL: Yes! But it's not hockey, it's Wiggle Waggle

CARL: Beach Ball Blast!

CARL'S MAMA: Right. Well, what's Wiggle Waggle Beach

CARL'S MAMA: Ball Blast?

CARL: I have no idea. That's the problem.

CARL'S MAMA: Hmm. Have you told Sheldon you don't want to

CARL'S MAMA: play?

CARL: No! I may not want to play, but I will, because

CARL: Sheldon's my best friend and I don't want to let him

CARL: down. I have to at least try! I just need a few more

CARL: minutes of Cushion Comfort.

CARL'S MAMA: Okay, sounds like a plan.

[soft forehead kiss]

SHELDON: Oh boy! This is so exciting, Carl! I can't wait

SHELDON: for you to play Wiggle Waggle Beach Ball

SHELDON: Blast!

CARL: I can wait to play Wiggle Waggle

CARL: Beach Ball Blast.

SHELDON: Wait, you don't want to play?

CARL: Well, uh...I mean...I don't even know what Wiggle

CARL: Waggle Beach Ball Blast is.

SHELDON: Oh! Well, it's an amazing game that's like

SHELDON: soccer.

CARL: Oh.

SHELDON: ...And volleyball.

CARL: Ahh.

SHELDON: And hockey! All in one!

CARL: I love playing hockey!

SHELDON: I know you do, Carl, old pal! That's why I thought

SHELDON: you would love playing Wiggle Waggle Beach

SHELDON: Ball Blast! Come on, follow me!

[♪]

SHELDON: This is it, Carl! The place where it all happens!

SHELDON: The Wiggle Waggle Court!

CARL: Cool! How do you play?

SHELDON: We will break up into two teams.

SHELDON: One team has a goal on this side of the net.

SHELDON: And one team has a goal on the other side. What

SHELDON: you want to do is pass the beach ball over the

SHELDON: net and then sh**t it into the other team's goal to

SHELDON: score.

CARL: I think I'm going to like this game. Just one

CARL: question, where are the sticks?

SHELDON: Sticks?

CARL: You said Wiggle Waggle Beach Ball Blast was like

CARL: hockey. So, where are the wiggle waggle beach ball

CARL: sticks to hit the wiggle waggle beach ball with?

NICO: Oh, we don't use sticks.

CARL: If you don't use sticks, how do you hit the Beach Ball?

SHELDON: We use our tails.

CARL: Tails? How is this like hockey?! How am I supposed to

CARL: use my tail?!

FORREST: Like this...

[♪]

SHELDON: We wiggle our tails!

LOTTA: And we waggle our tails!

[♪]

ALL TOGETHER: WIGGLE WAGGLE BEACH BALL BLAST!

CARL: Oh no...

[♪]

CARL: I have to use MY tail? I mean maybe if I had a tail

CARL: like Sheldon's...

[♪]

CARL: Or one like Forrest...

[♪]

CARL: Or Lotta's awesome tail!

[♪]

CARL: But my tail? No way! In fact, I remember one time I

CARL: tried to wiggle waggle my tail to do tail painting at

CARL: school...

CARL: Oop! Wahhh!

[Splash] [♪]

[♪]

CARL: Ughhh...

CARL: What am I going to do if my tail can't wiggle

CARL: and waggle the ball? I don't want everyone to see how

CARL: bad I am at this game! UGH!

[♪]

ARUGULA: You okay, Carl buddy?

SHELDON: What's wrong?

CARL: I was just thinking, what do we do if we need a

CARL: break from the game?

NICO: If you need a break, just yell TIME OUT!

CARL: Time out. Right. Good. Time out.

SHELDON: Okay, Carl! You and Arugula are on my team.

NICO: Lotta and Forrest are on mine!

FORREST: We have our teams. So...let's play...

ALL TOGETHER: WIGGLE WAGGLE BEACH BALL BLAST!

[♪]

LOTTA: Here we go!

[♪]

CARL: TIME OUT!

[♪]

SHELDON: What's the matter, Carl?

CARL: Um...Uh...I just realized, I'm at the beach and

CARL: I need to collect some shells for my seashell

CARL: collection, first.

NICO: Can't you wait and collect the shells later?

CARL: Sorry, I really need to get the shells now so I can

CARL: concentrate on all the great wiggling and waggling my

CARL: tail will do during the game!

Carl: [Panting]

[♪]

CARL: Come on, tail. Let's see you wiggle and waggle!

[♪]

CARL: No, no no! Tail! That is not right at all! It's

CARL: going to be tail painting class all over again!

CARL: Why must you always disappoint me?!

SHELDON: Did you get enough shells yet?

CARL: Shells? What shells?

SHELDON: For your collection? That's why we took a time out!

CARL: Oh, right!

CARL: Not yet...but here's one!

CARL: And another! And this is the shelliest-shell-of-all-the-

CARL: shells-Shell! There! All collected.

SHELDON: Now can we play Wiggle Waggle beach Ball

SHELDON: Blast?

CARL: Oh! Yes...um...of course.

SHELDON: Yeah! Let's wiggle and waggle our tails! Woo-hoo!

CARL: Don't let me down, tail!

[♪]

SHELDON: Everyone ready?

LOTTA/NICO/ARUGULA/FORREST: YEAH!

SHELDON: Then let's play...

ALL TOGETHER: WIGGLE WAGGLE BEACH BALL BLAST!

[♪]

CARL: TIME OUT!

[♪]

NICO: What now?!

CARL: Sorry, everyone. Um...I realized...

CARL: I saw, uh...some GREAT sea glass on the beach and I

CARL: want to add it to my sea glass collection!

ARUGULA: Can't you just go back and get it later?

CARL: No way! The best time to collect sea glass is one hour

CARL: before the tide goes out, which according to local

CARL: tide charts is right now, so I really have to go,

CARL: sorry!

[♪]

CARL: I can't even look at you right now, tail.

SHELDON: Why are you burying your tail in the sand? I

SHELDON: thought you were looking for sea glass!

CARL: Oh! Yes, right! Um...this is in fact a new

CARL: way to find sea glass, with my tail...

SHELDON: Did you find any?

CARL: Let me check.

CARL: [Shifting]

[Pop]

CARL: Um...no, but I did find a hermit crab...

SHELDON: Carl, is everything okay? You're acting a little

SHELDON: strange.

CARL: Oh, yes! Everything's fine! Except, you know, I have

CARL: a hermit crab on my tail and you never know, it may

CARL: pinch me at any time. And that would hurt, so that's

CARL: why I feel a little nervous, about the hermit

CARL: crab. Not about anything else!

SHELDON: There! Now there's nothing to be concerned about.

SHELDON: Come on, let's go wiggle waggle!

[♪]

CARL: Right.

[♪]

SHELDON: Let's play...

ALL TOGETHER: WIGGLE WAGGLE BEACH BALL BLAST!

[♪]

SHELDON: Use your tail, Carl!

[♪]

CARL: TIME OUT!

[♪]

NICO: Ugh! Another time out?!

CARL: Yes! I decided today would be a great day to start

CARL: a teeny tiny grains of sand grain collection, and I

CARL: noticed some AMAZING teeny tiny grains of sand on

CARL: the shoreline so I'd better go collect them!

[♪]

FORREST: Why would he pick today to start collecting

FORREST: sand?

SHELDON: I don't think it's the sand. Something else is

SHELDON: going on with Carl and we're going to find out

SHELDON: what it is!

[♪]

CARL: Argh! Why can't my tail wiggle and waggle like

CARL: Sheldon's? What is wrong with it?

[♪]

SHELDON: Carl, are you ok?

[♪]

CARL: Oh, yes! Just collecting teeny, tiny sand grains.

[♪]

NICO: Can we see your teeny, tiny sand grain collection?

CARL: I would show you, but really, they're so teeny, tiny

CARL: you would need special equipment to see them!

SHELDON: You're not collecting sand grains, sea glass or

SHELDON: shells, are you, pal?

CARL: No.

ARUGULA: Then why do you keep calling time out, Carl?

CARL: It's too embarrassing to admit.

SHELDON: We're your friends, Carl! You can tell us

SHELDON: anything.

CARL: It's my tail. It doesn't wiggle and waggle like yours,

CARL: Sheldon. I don't think I'll be able to play Wiggle

CARL: Waggle Beach Ball Blast with it.

NICO: I know just how you feel, Carl.

CARL: You do, Nico?

NICO: Of course! I mean, look at my tail. It's nothing like

NICO: Sheldon's.

[♪]

NICO: My tail is so small, the first time I played,

NICO: I didn't think there was ANY way it would be good

NICO: enough to play Wiggle Waggle Beach Ball Blast!

NICO: It's called being insecure, and my dad says that

NICO: everyone feels that way sometimes.

FORREST: I used to think my whole self was too small, but

FORREST: now I see lots of ways being my size is pretty

FORREST: great!

SHELDON: I used to be embarrassed by how my teeth

SHELDON: stick out. But then I realized no one - NO ONE can

SHELDON: gnaw through a tree like I can.

CARL: I'm glad I'm not the only one who's felt like this

CARL: before. But what did you do when you felt insecure

CARL: about your tail, Nico?

NICO: I talked to myself.

NICO: Your tail may not wiggle and it may not waggle, but

NICO: Nico, find a way to make your tail work for this game!

NICO: And that's just what I did! Instead of

NICO: wiggle-waggling my tail, I could hop-chop it! And that

NICO: worked! And I didn't feel insecure about my tail

NICO: anymore!

CARL: Do you think I can find a way to play the game with

CARL: this tail of mine?

SHELDON/FORREST/NICO/ARUGULA: Absolutely! / Definitely!

LOTTA: Yeah!

FORREST: Your tail is awesome!

LOTTA: And long!

ARUGULA: And it has cool rings on it!

NICO: You can do it, Carl!

CARL: Okay, I'll give it a try!

[♪]

CARL: You can do this, tail! You're awesome, and you're

CARL: long, and you have really cool rings!

CARL: Let's play...

ALL TOGETHER: WIGGLE WAGGLE BEACH BALL BLAST!

[♪]

CARL: [deep calming breath]

[♪]

ARUGULA: It's all you, Carl!

CARL: Got it!

[♪]

CARL: Yes!

[♪]

ALL TOGETHER: Wow!/Whoa!

SHELDON: Wow, Carl, I've never seen anyone spin a Wiggle

SHELDON: Waggle Beach Ball on their tail before!

NICO: You invented a brand new move! The Tail Spin!

ALL TOGETHER: Tail Spin! Tail Spin! Tail Spin!

CARL: Wow! I can't believe I did it! Thank you, tail!

NICO: You AND your tail are both amazing!

NICO: Now come on, game's not over yet!

[♪]

ARUGULA: Here it comes!

SHELDON: Oh!

CARL: Yes!

CARL: The Pine Cone Collection

[♪]

SHELDON/NICO/ARUGULA: Woohoo! Yay!

[♪]

SHELDON/NICO/ARUGULA: Woohoo! Yay!

[♪]

SHELDON: Way to go, Forrest!

CARL: Look what I found today! It's a Sugar Pine cone for my

CARL: perfect pine cone collection!

SHELDON: That's great, Carl! Forrest just scored a goal!

NICO: He tied the game!

ARUGULA: There are only a few seconds left in the game! Go

ARUGULA: FUZZY DUCKS!

[♪]

FORREST: Woo!

SHELDON/NICO/ARUGULA: Woohoo! Yay! Yeah!

FORREST: Yes!

CARL: Is the game over?

SHELDON: Yep! The Fuzzy Ducks won!

CARL: The Fuzzy Ducks rule!

NICO: Great game, Forrest!

ARUGULA: Your goal was amazing!

SHELDON: Congratulations!

FORREST: Thank you! It was fun! I'm so glad you all came

FORREST: over to watch my game.

FORREST: Are you okay, Lotta? You haven't said anything.

LOTTA: Yes. I'm fine.

LOTTA: I'm happy your team won today.

NICO: You don't look very happy.

ARUGULA: Yeah, you seemed kind of distracted during the game.

SHELDON: Is there something wrong, Lotta? I noticed you

SHELDON: sometimes twirl your tail like that when you're

SHELDON: feeling upset.

LOTTA: It's not a big deal. It's just...

LOTTA: I can't seem to find my blanket. I must have

LOTTA: dropped it on our walk this morning.

SHELDON: We can help you look for it!

LOTTA: It's fine. I'll look for it later.

ARUGULA: Are you sure you're okay?

NICO: She said she's fine! Now, what are we going to do

NICO: to celebrate Forrest's win?

FORREST: I know! Pizza!

[♪]

SHELDON/FORREST/NICO/ARUGULA: Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!

LOTTA: [groans]

[♪]

PIZZA YETI: Hi there! Welcome to Pizza Pyramid! Can I take

PIZZA YETI: your order?

FORREST: What should we order on our pizza? I vote for

FORREST: olives!

NICO: I don't like olives.

SHELDON: How about pepperoni?

CARL: Yes! Please, with hot sauce.

ARUGULA: Green peppers are my favorite. No, wait! Mushrooms!

ARUGULA: No wait, green...peppers...

ARUGULA: No wait...mushrooms. Oh, I can't decide!

NICO: You can never decide!

[♪]

FORREST: How about you, Lotta? What do you like on your

FORREST: pizza?

[♪]

LOTTA: Thanks, but I'm not really hungry.

SHELDON: Why don't we all just order our own slices, so we can

SHELDON: get what we like?

FORREST: Great idea, Sheldon! Extra olives for me! And

FORREST: pineapple!

LOTTA: Where could you be, blanket?

[giggling]

LOTTA: Did little fairies take you?

LOTTA: Or did a dragon need my blanket?

LOTTA: Or maybe it was a unicorn?

UNICORN: [ARUGULA VOICE] Lotta? Lotta!

[♪]

LOTTA: Huh?

ARUGULA: I said, do you want to share my pizza with me?

LOTTA: No, thank you, Arugula. I don't feel like eating right

LOTTA: now. [tearful sigh]

ARUGULA: What's the matter, Lotta?

SHELDON: Lotta, you've seemed upset all afternoon. I noticed

SHELDON: how quiet you've been. Will you tell us what's

SHELDON: wrong so we can help?

LOTTA: [sad breaths]

LOTTA: It's just...I'm worried I'll never find my

LOTTA: blanket!

NICO: Then why didn't you tell us that?

ARUGULA: Now that you say that...I did notice you were

ARUGULA: slumping your shoulders before we left the

ARUGULA: field.

LOTTA: [sad sigh]

ARUGULA: I do that when I'm sad.

SHELDON: Oh, and you were twirling your tail.

SHELDON: Which you do when you're upset.

NICO: So you said you were okay when you really weren't?

LOTTA: Yes.

FORREST: Lotta, if you are THIS worried about your

FORREST: blanket, then we better do something about it!

CARL: Yeah! We can help you look for it!

LOTTA: Okay. Thank you.

[♪]

SHELDON: Why don't we ask Mr. Barnaby if he's seen a lost

SHELDON: blanket today?

NICO: Good idea, Sheldon!

[♪]

Crow: Caw, caw, caw [♪]

[♪]

SHELDON: Hello, Mr. Barnaby!

MR. BARNABY: Hello, kids! Can I get you an ice cream today?

CARL: No, thank you. We just ate. Mr. Barnaby, do you have

CARL: a lost and found on your truck?

MR. BARNABY: Why, yes, I do, Carl! I've had one for years!

FORREST: By any chance, do you have a blanket in that box?

MR. BARNABY: You know what? I think I do!

FUZZY FRIENDS: Yes! Yay!

MR. BARNABY: Let's see what we have in here, shall we?

FUZZY FRIENDS: [giggles]

[♪]

MR. BARNABY: Ducky?

[♪]

MR. BARNABY: One yo-yo, two rubber snakes, one roller

MR. BARNABY: skate, three hats...

MR. BARNABY: Aha! Here it is!

FUZZY FRIENDS: [sigh]

CARL: That's a blanket, alright. But it's not the

CARL: blanket we're looking for.

[♪]

LOTTA: Where could it be?

[♪]

[♪]

MR. BARNABY: Gee, Lotta. You sure look like you're upset

MR. BARNABY: about something.

LOTTA: I'm fine.

MR. BARNABY: Are you sure? That sad look on your face and

MR. BARNABY: the way you're standing...it looks like you

MR. BARNABY: just lost your best friend! Does the missing

MR. BARNABY: blanket belong to you?

[♪]

MR. BARNABY: I'm sorry I couldn't be of help today. I

MR. BARNABY: hope you find your blanket soon.

LOTTA: Thank you for looking, Mr. Barnaby.

MR. BARNABY: You're welcome. Have a good rest of your day,

MR. BARNABY: kids!

[Truck sound]

[♪]

SHELDON: I kick at pebbles when I'm feeling discouraged.

SHELDON: Is that how you're feeling right now?

FORREST: Don't worry! We'll keep looking.

CARL: Maybe I accidentally put it in my bag?

[♪]

CARL: I think I know how we can find your missing blanket,

CARL: Lotta!

CARL: The answer is inside this jar!

NICO: How are pine cones going to help us find Lotta's

NICO: blanket?

CARL: They're not going to find the blanket. They're

CARL: going to lead us to the blanket!

CARL: This is our first clue!

[♪]

CARL: Follow me.

[♪]

[♪]

CARL: This is where we stopped first on our walk to Forrest's

CARL: soccer game. I found my Sugar Pine pine cone right

CARL: here. Notice how the pine cones hang down from the

CARL: branches? The largest Sugar Pine Cones in the world

CARL: can reach up to twenty inches long! That's almost

CARL: two feet!

NICO: That's impressive, Detective Carl, but...I have

NICO: news for you. Lotta's blanket isn't here.

SHELDON: Nico's right. I don't see Lotta's blanket.

LOTTA: [sad sigh]

CARL: Don't worry, Lotta. Our search continues! This, my

CARL: friends, is our second clue!

[♪]

CARL: And this was our second stop on our way to the game. I

CARL: found my Jack Pine Cone here.

CARL: And did you know that Jack Pine Cones need fire to

CARL: open up and release their seeds?

ARUGULA: Hey, that's a cool fact, Carl!

NICO: Don't you mean a hot fact?

BUNNY TWINS/CARL: [giggling]

LOTTA: Hmmm...fire...

LOTTA: [gasp]

[♪]

LOTTA: What if a dragon did find my blanket and...

[Dragon Sneeze]

LOTTA: burnt it into a crisp?!

[♪]

LOTTA: Ohhh...My poor blanket.

FORREST: Hmm. There are lots of sticks and leaves around

FORREST: here, but no blankets.

NICO: Are there any more clues in your jar, Carl?

CARL: Last one!

SHELDON: It's okay, Lotta. I bet we'll find your blanket at

SHELDON: the next tree.

LOTTA: Thanks, Sheldon. I hope so.

CARL: Our third stop. Allow me to introduce you to the

CARL: Ponderosa Pine! Their pine cones are oval shaped and

CARL: have spines that are prickly. Be careful, because

CARL: their sharp points might poke you.

ARUGULA: Carl, there's no sign of Lotta's blanket here

ARUGULA: either.

CARL: But I was so sure it would be here! Why isn't

CARL: Lotta's blanket here? This is the same path we took

CARL: to get to the soccer field this morning!

Lotta: [Sigh]

NICO: Lotta, are you sure you even brought your blanket with

NICO: you today? Maybe you left it at home.

LOTTA: I'm positive I had it. In fact, I know I had it right

LOTTA: here at this very same spot, because this is the same

LOTTA: tree where I spotted the crow.

[♪]

LOTTA: Oh! Crow: Caw, caw, caw

LOTTA: I pulled my binoculars out of my bag so I could get

LOTTA: a better look at the crow. And that was the last

LOTTA: time I remember seeing my blanket.

LOTTA: I'm sure of it!

[♪]

LOTTA: My blanket!

LOTTA: Look!

SHELDON: Whoa! How in the world did your blanket get way

SHELDON: up there?

NICO: And HOW in the world are we going to get it down?!

CARL: Hmm...

CARL: I know!

CARL: Watch and learn.

[♪]

SHELDON: Let's all try!

CARL: Yes! Come on, come on, come on!

[♪]

CARL: [sigh]

CARL: Well, that didn't work.

FORREST: Step aside. I've got this!

[♪]

FORREST: One super kick, coming right up!

[♪]

FUZZY FRIENDS: Yay! Woohoo! Yes!

[♪]

LOTTA: My blanket!

CARL: So, I was right after all!

SHELDON: Great detective work, buddy!

CARL: Thanks, Sheldon, but it really was a team effort.

CARL: Lotta, it's nice to see you looking so happy.

NICO: Yeah! And we know you're happy, because you haven't

NICO: stopped smiling!

LOTTA: Thank you for taking the time to help me today.

LOTTA: I should have been honest about how I was feeling

LOTTA: earlier. I didn't want to ruin everyone's fun.

LOTTA: Hey, congratulations again on that amazing goal,

LOTTA: Forrest!

FORREST: [excited inhale]

FORREST: It was pretty amazing, wasn't it?

FORREST: And so was the pizza!

FUZZY FRIENDS: [giggling]

ARUGULA: Well, we should probably head home now. It

ARUGULA: looks like this mystery has been solved.

CARL: Not entirely. We still don't have a clue as to how

CARL: Lotta's blanket got stuck so high up in the tree.

SHELDON: We may never know!

LOTTA: Hmm...

[♪]

LOTTA: [giggle to herself]

FORREST: All that detective work gave me an appetite

FORREST: again!

FUZZY FRIENDS: Ice cream!

FORREST: Me first!

FUZZY FRIENDS: Yay! Ice cream! Ice cream! Ice cream! Yes!

[♪] Crow: Caw, Caw, Caw

[♪]

[♪ Drumbeat ]

[♪]

Singers: ♪ YES!

Singers: ♪ It's Carl,

Singers: ♪ The Collector!

♪ Clap, clap

Singers: ♪ It's Carl, it's Carl ♪

Singers: ♪ ABSO-LUTE-LY!

♪ Clap, clap, clap

Singers: ♪ Carl!

Singers: ♪ It's Carl

Singers: ♪ The Collector!

♪ Clap, clap

Singers: ♪ It's Carl, it's Carl ♪

Singers: ♪ The Collector!

Singers: [chanting] ♪ Carl! Carl! Carl! Carl! Carl! ♪

Singers: ♪ The Collector