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01x07 - Smash House

Episode transcripts for TV show, "Bugs Bunny Builders". Aired: July 25, 2022 – present.*
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The Looney Builders, managed by Bugs Bunny, help their friends and neighbors around the town of Looneyburg. By working together as a team, Lola Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Tweety, and others use their tools and wild vehicles to pull off some of the looniest construction jobs ever.

01x07 - Smash House

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♪ We're the Looney Builders
We're coming your way ♪

- ♪ We've got the tools And all the
plans ♪ - [all singing] ♪ Let's go! ♪

♪ We're gonna
start Right now ♪

♪ There's no time to delay ♪

♪ We want to help
We know we can ♪

[Daffy] Whoo-hoo!

- ♪ Bugs Bunny Builders ♪
- [all singing] ♪ Hey! ♪

- ♪ We can make Something new for
you ♪ - [all singing] ♪ Hooray! ♪

- ♪ Bugs Bunny Builders ♪
- [all singing] ♪ Yay! ♪

- ♪ The Looney Construction
crew ♪ - [all singing] ♪ Whoo! ♪

[Porky] Closer, closer.

Okay, stop. This looks
like a good spot.

Ooh, I just love recycling day!

I love demolition day.

Demolition? No,
it's recycling day.

It's both! These broken-down materials
can be reused for new builds.

And that's recycling
at its finest.

All right, Tweety, time
to smash the building.

You got it!

Uh-oh. It's not going down.

We need Taz's help.

I think you're right. Oh, Taz?

There's a perfectly good structure
that needs to be knocked down at...

[Taz grunting]

Aw, Taz, we're happy
you could help too.

What's next? I wanna
see more smashin'.

Okay, let's see.

[stuttering]
That's all, folks.

There's nothing
left to break down.

Great job, everyone. Now
we can all go home early.

[muttering]

[stuttering]

What? You accidentally
demolish... smashed your home?

Isn't that the tenth house
you've smashed this month?

This week? Oh, you
Tasmanian devil, you.

Hmm. What if instead
of goin' home,

we build Taz a house that's
so strong he can't smash it?

Sounds impossible.

Well, that means it's the perfect
job for the Looney Builders.

What do you think, Taz?

Yay!

We've got a job to do and it
might make our heads spin!

[elevator bell dings]

All right, Looney Builders, let's
imagine a smash-proof house for Taz.

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

We'll have to start with
a good, sturdy foundation.

Good idea, Tweety. What else?

[both yells]

Uh, probably built out of
something stronger than wood?

Okay, Taz, here's the design
for your new smash-proof house.

What do you think?

Oh!

[all] Whoa! Whoa!

Once the world stops
spinning, it's hard hat time!

♪ Hard hat time
It's hard hat time ♪

[Bugs] ♪ It's time to
build That's our cue ♪

[Lola] ♪ Let's grab our
gear And run to the crew ♪

[Porky] ♪ There's jobs to
do It's time to create ♪

[all singing] ♪ Hey!
It's gonna be great ♪

[Daffy] ♪ Come, let's
go And answer the call ♪

[Tweety] ♪ There's no
project too big or small ♪

[all singing] ♪ We do it all ♪

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoo-hoo!

[Daffy] Whoo. Whoo-hoo!

Whoo. Whoo-hoo!

[all singing] ♪ It's hard hat
time, whoa It's hard hat time ♪

- ♪ We're the best! ♪
- ♪ We're number one ♪

♪ Because the Looney Builders
Always get the job done ♪

Buckle up, and
follow that Taz-nado!

- [tires screeching]
- [engine accelerating]

Taz, leave the buildin' to us.

Hmm? What? Me? Ooh. Nice.

All right, team, let's build Taz a
smash-proof house one brick at a time.

Raisin' the roof!

This might be the strongest
build we've ever done.

Let's go show Taz.

Taz, welcome to your new...

[Taz grunting]

- house.
- I guess we need something stronger.

Okay, Taz, this one looks...

[Taz grunting]

- strong enough.
- Ugh, back to the drawing tablet.

Taz, ol' boy, I'd like to see
you try to knock this one...

[Taz grunting]

[knocks]

down.

No matter how big and sturdy the
walls are, Taz still knocks it down.

I guess we need a
stronger design...

Oh!

And I might have an idea.

Taz, welcome to your
smash-proof, pyramid.

[Taz grunting]

Look! It's holding!

And it's not holding.

[stuttering] This looks more difficu...
difficu... harder than I thought.

But it sure is fun to watch.

We tried our best, team, but it's
time to call in the big brain.

[line ringing]

Genius speaking.

We're getting crushed out here
and we need a strong solution.

See you in Mach 5.

What seems to be the problem?

Well, we're trying to make
this smash-proof house for Taz,

but all of our
designs have failed.

Mmm-hmm.

What materials are
you working with?

The strongest materials
we could think of.

Might as well be
using a wet sponge.

Now where's the subject?

[beeping]

Silicon carbide. An incredibly
strong natural material.

- [Taz munching]
- Ah!

Even stronger yet,

diamonds.

One of the hardest materials on
Earth, and a coyote's best friend.

Agh!

[Taz] Shiny.

Perhaps an ingredient
from the subject

could be the key to a
super strong material.

May I?

[blabbers]

I present to you

the strongest material
in the world, Taz-tanium!

[groaning]

You did it.

I've got a good
feeling about this one.

But we're gonna need a lot
more where that came from.

Well. Grab a broom.

Taz, welcome home!

This house is truly smash-proof.

[Taz grunting]

[stuttering] We did it. We
built Taz a smash-proof house.

[all cheering]

So what do you think, Taz? Isn't
your new house just perfect?

Eh... [blubbers]

Is it just me, or was that the least
convincing thank you you've ever heard?

Taz, ol' buddy, ol' pal, listen.

We're not happy
unless you're happy.

Just give us a minute over here.

Eh, g*ng, I think we may have
been going about this all wrong.

But we finally built Taz a
house that he can't smash.

Uh, to be honest, I
kinda miss him smashin'.

He always looks like
he's havin' so much fun!

I think Taz misses smashin' too.

So, we need to build him a house
that he can smash and not destroy.

I have an idea.
Let's fix this build!

We're sorry you didn't
like your last house, Taz.

So, we made you a new one that we
think is gonna make you much happier.

And of course, we couldn't
have done it without

Wile E. Coyote's
brilliant mind.

My work here is done. Laters!

Anyway, go knock
yourself out, pal.

[Taz grunting]

These walls can be knocked
down and flipped right back up

as many times as you want.

Which means, you can smash your
house and it won't be destroyed.

[exclaiming]

Taz love home!

Way to go, team!

We never gave up and now Taz
finally has the perfect house.

Eh, how 'bout a
house-warmin' party?

I thought you'd never ask!

[all shouting in excitement]

[all laughing]

[theme music playing]