01x08 - The Problem

[bunniefuu]

Why should I believe that
you are the Immortal Man?

I am.

You can sh**t me and if you want.

So, where is the elixir?

In my bag.

Take it out.

Slowly.

Wrong time to f*ck with me, boy.

[g*n c*ck]
Wait a minute.

This is really the elixir.

What did you think?

We keep the elixir in some gold bottle,

so that it will draw attention?

Water bottles. Eye solution.

Coconut oil containers...

We have been keeping the elixir
in all sort of different containers.

Why don't you drink and see?

Not me, him.

Now!

[Kartik] What are you doing?
Let me go.

[Goldfish] Now!

So, is he immortal now?

Yes.

[g*n fire and b*llet shell falls]

You m*therf*cker!

[Multiple g*n shots]

Baba ji!

Oh, Guruji...

[Body thumps and Fokatiya wailing]

You can't k*ll me.

What?

I said, you can't k*ll me.

[Shloka] I won't die here.

Not today.

Eventually I will walk out of here,

and you will do nothing.

What gives you that idea?

Your behavior.

Your demeanor.

You know, demeanor reveals
a lot about a person.

You are alert if you are sitting upright.

Leaning forward, you are interested.

But your demeanor tells me
that you have accepted defeat.

Look at you.

Shoulder slumped, back curled up,

looking down at an empty space,
probably looking at your nightmares.

Honestly,

a part of me is disgusted by you,

and a part of me feels pity for you.

I pity you, Karima.

I used to think Nakul’s life is sad,
until I met you.

You are no monster.

You are just a sad little puppy who bites,

because It has no purpose in life.

[Shloka's voice echos]
You don't cut yourself to keep the record.

You cut yourself to hide
your emotional pain,

behind the physical one,

but you can’t.

Your actions are irreversible.

I really want to give you a hug.

And whisper sweet nothings in your ear.

And tell you it's all going to be okay

but it won't.

It's just going to get worse and worse.

Hey, don't get me wrong.

I know I'll have to pay for my actions.

But not today,

not by your hands.

You can't even k*ll the guy
who paid for his own death.

I hope you can paint better than this.

And to tell you the truth,
even if Nakul surrenders himself to you,

you can’t k*ll him.

You can't k*ll anyone.

You can’t k*ll anyone anymore.

You will do nothing.

Oh yeah?

[Click]

This is how you k*lled your husband, right?

[Shloka shrieks]

[Squish of knife and Shloka gasps]

[Knife clunks]

[Loud thud]

[Whimpers]

[Phone rings]

I’ll f*ck you, Upadhyay!

Nakul!

Shloka? Where are you?

I am alright.

Upadhyay?

She is alright, too.

I mean, everything has been sorted, Nakul.

Your life isn't in danger.

How? Where is Upadhyay?

Sh… she k*lled herself Nakul.

She’s gone, she is dead.

f*ck!

Are you sure?

Yes, I… Nakul I will call you later, okay?

No, I… I will come to your house right now.

No Nakul, I… I need some time, please,
I’ll… I’ll see you tomorrow.

No no, I’ll come to your house right now.

No Nakul, not my house.

Are you okay?

Yea, I am completely fine.

And the monk?

Baba ji…

Hello?
- [Man on Phone] Yes, Shloka! Are you Ok?

How can this be?

Upadhyay clearly had all the qualities
of an immortal being.

Like me?

Where should I go now?

What should I do?

Babaji, this is all just a matter of time.

Just a week ago,
I had nothing to live for.

Today I am self-confident.

I have a purpose and I also have Ms. Shloka .

Now I will become a writer, anyhow.

I have a lot of stories to tell.

It’s good, very good.

I had brought this for Ms. Shloka.

Ohh!
[Fokatiya Chuckles]

Do you still believe,

this elixir works?

I live by my faith.

Who knows…

Let it be Babaji, it is a futile quest.

And why are you getting
into these things?

If you want to stay, then you must
stay with me in my house?

But in a few days, after marriage,
Shloka will also come to live with you.

Let it be Baba ji,
that will take a lot of time.

Wow, very good.

Ms. Shloka!

Ms. Shloka!

Ms. Shloka!

Ms. Shloka!

Hello, Nakul. I am here.

I am on the other side
of the road, on your right.

Ms. Shloka, I can't tell you
how happy I am today.

You saved my life. You are
a very good person Ms Shloka.

Nakul I… I…
I… can’t hear you.

Hello?

I love you, I love you Shloka,
I love… I… I am coming...

Nakul!
[Tires screeching]

[Man] You will die b*stard!

Nakul! Nakul be careful, Nakul!

[Car honks continuously]

- [Teacher] Roll number thirty-seven.
- [Student] Present Ma'am.

- [Teacher] Roll number thirty-eight.
- [Student] Present Ma'am.

[Teacher] Roll number thirty-nine.

- [Teacher] Roll number thirty-nine, Anne Gomes.
- [Student] Today also she hasn't come.

Maksood bhai.

Yes, what is it Shankar?

What will happen if I fall down from here?

You will hit a jackpot.

Yes, Majid fell from here.

The contractor gave fifty thousand rupees to his family members.

The contractor has a good heart.

It’s a pity that I didn’t fall.

Baby!

Shloka?

Shloka?

International scientist, Dr.Goldfish,
was arrested this morning at Juhu in Mumbai.

He has been accused of the m*rder
of twelve monks in an ashram in Harsil.

Harsil’s brave police inspector Bir Singh,

has made his State and
countrymen proud with the arrest.

[Phone call rings]

[Rotary phone rings]

[Man] Hello?

[Senior Woman] George, did you make that call yet?

[Man] Right away ma’am.

Hello.

Okay sir.

Okay sir.

[Elevator ding]

Okay sir.

Okay sir.

Okay sir.

Okay sir!

Okay sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

[Police Siren]

Welcome sir, did you face any problems?

Come sir.

[Loud thud]

Nakul?

I am back here again,

I was right from the start.

Got distracted by love

but back on track now.

Tomorrow, I won’t be.

Regards, Nakul.

Nakul, son, listen to me.

Whatever happened wasn't your fault.

Hey, Nakul!

Listen! Hey!

[Distant train horn]

[Clack]

Hello friend,

how are you?

You’re back?

You!

I.

I am King Duleep Singh.

[Sudden gust of wind]

[Man] The ruler of Lahore.

Black prince,

first and the last of his name.

You are the immortal one!

Bull sh*t immortal one!

I am a hundred...

and eighty-year-old man.

- You don’t look like it.
-[Duleep] That's it.

Who are you?

I am Fokatiya.

I have come to Bombay,
only to give you this.

Here you go, my lord.

O… no!

Not again, not again!

You know what this is?

This is what has ruined my life.

Many years ago, yug guru, Divyanand,

came to me and told that
the English are looking for the elixir.

He asked me to give away Kohinoor
saying it was the elixir of immortality.

I gave it to the English.

In return, someone fed me this.

Why are you so repulsed by this?

You are an immortal!

The ultimate being,

all-powerful.

Ultimate?

All-powerful!?

I am one hundred and eighty-years old,

and hugely bored of myself!

I have had almost all physical
and mental illnesses in the world.

I am suffering from the side effects
of all types of medicines.

And I...

And I am an ultimate being?

And I am all-powerful?

I have committed all crimes
of this civilized world,

and living a life of regret!

Yes, my friend.

Maybe!

I am...

This world's,

most weak

and unfortunate human being.

So many...

People.

I've lost.

I am now scared
to form new relationships.

I have been to every corner
of this world!

So many times,
there's nothing left to see.

[Distant train honk]

Look at all these trains passing by.

Look!

They move so fast,

because they have somewhere to be.

Me...

I have nowhere to be.

Only...

Directionless and without any purpose.

I am just roaming
without any purpose or aim.

When I first became immortal,

I thought that I can do
anything that I want.

But the truth is that,

what you desire,

is always out of reach.

I...

I mean...

I just want to die.

I just want to die!

You are right.

[Duleep sobbing]

Even I just want to die.

[Fokatiya] No, Nakul.

No!

Nakul! Nakul!

[Fokatiya] No! You doing a mistake.
Come back!

- [Fokatiya] Come back, son.
- [Duleep laughing]

[Fokatiya] Say something Maharaj.
Stop him!

[Duleep laughing hysterically]

[Fokatiya] Oh God!

[Train honk]

[Train honk gets louder]

Why should only I live for ever?

You must live too.

[Train honk gets increasingly louder]

What will happen now?

Watch it for yourself!