01x07 - Separate Ways

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Now on to Adho Mukha Svanasana

Butts up.

Head below our heart.

Fingers solid on the floor.

Count five full breaths.

Four... Breathe deeply.

Three.

Four.

Put your knees gently on the
floor and on to the child pose.

With my meniscus,
you can count me out.

I'll do this one.

Hello.

Hello.

- Can you talk?
- Sure, yeah.

I need to ask you a huge favor.

What is it?

Paty is pregnant,

but she's not keeping it.

She's almost due
to take the pill.

We already got it from a
different gynecologist,

because ours is Mom's, and she didn't
want her to know this. You know.

Anyway,

she's doing it tomorrow,
and I'm coming with her.

Do you want me to
stay with Majo?

Yeah.

If you could pick her up from
school and take her home...

I mean, depending on Paty.

If she's feeling better, you bring her
over. Otherwise, you stay with her.

That will probably be it.

But take her home, don't take
her to that thing with Cherny...

or hang out anywhere, please.

Sure, sure.

Count me in.

How are you doing?

Fine.

Overwhelmed with
so much on my mind.

Does your sister know
we had an ab*rtion?

No.

Do you have a new girlfriend?

So, how come you're
not with her?

We had some issues.

We kind of stopped
getting along.

Don't you love her anymore?

I do love her, but...

Sometimes love is not enough.

I don't get it.

Yeah, it's hard. I don't
get it either sometimes.

Are your parents divorced?

Dad divorced Mom and
other three women,

and he's now with another one.

- What's three plus one?
- Four.

- Plus a new one?
- Five.

- Five wives.
- Five wives?

I know, right?

- You know what?
- What?

Dad has a new girlfriend

and he says he doesn't.
But he does have one!

You're a genius!

You should tell your dad to get
you a digital piano to practice.

No, he won't let me.

You should ask about
his girlfriend.

Then you change the subject
and mention the digital piano.

You'll see he'll get it for you.

That's always worked for me.

Are you feeling better?

I love that Adam.

- You love Darth Vaders!
- I know!

Don't you dare wake her up.

Do I have a fever?

No.

Just like Dad.

You take the temperature like
Dad, with a kiss on the forehead.

Remember?

It was the only thing I
liked about being ill.

A delicate kiss from Dad.

- No.
- I forgot to hit play.

It's so far away.

Come on, go! Please.

What?

Our babies.

Martín is so cute, girl.
You guys should make up.

He's seeing somebody else.

Get outta town!

Are you serious?

- Amsterdam's vet.
- What?

I saw her walking him on
the street the other day,

and she posted something
about Playlist on Instagram.

I'm sorry.

Sorry. I wouldn't have told
you to call him if I'd known.

No, it's okay. Anyway, I
have to put up with it.

We share Amsterdam, and
he's still teaching at home.

I don't hate him.

I would love to hate him.

But I can't.

To be honest, it does hurt
me he's seeing someone else.

I'm sure it's nothing serious.

Well, if she's walking Amsterdam,
it's not just a hookup.

Answer it. Otherwise,
she won't stop calling.

Hi, Mom.

Where were you? I
was getting worried.

I'm at Paty's. You're
on speakerphone.

- Hi.
- I'm glad you're both there,

because I need to
tell you something.

I need your opinion.

I'm going to start a treatment

with... some oil...
Cannabis oil.

Don't judge me, but
I still have insomnia

and sciatic nerve pains, so...

I'm going to try it out. They were
adamant it wouldn't make me an addict.

Girls,

are you there?

- Girls?
- Yeah!

What do you guys think? You
do know it's marijuana, right?

I'm not even sure
it's actually legal.

I think it will be
great for you, Mom.

- Nadia?
- I totally agree.

Look, Mom. I think you should
even grow your own plants.

You have the roof
garden all to yourself.

Plus, you could
really use a hobby.

Yeah, right, I'm going to grow
marijuana in the fancy part of town.

Hang on. Wouldn't they be able to
see the plants on Google Earth?

- I hung up on her!
- Google Earth!

I can't believe her.

Don't worry, I'm not singing.

Thank you, Martín.

Cherny,

for being here on
such a special night.

It was hard to talk them into coming,
because they don't do weddings.

So, don't you try to hire them.

I only asked for one song,

because that's what
love is for me.

It's the one that
best defines it.

I know that's how you love me,

and that's how I love you.

Thank you all. Enjoy.

Don't go changing
to try and please me

You never let me down before

Don't imagine
you're too familiar

And I don't see you anymore

I would not leave you
in times of trouble

We never could
have come this far

I took the good times

I'll take the bad times

I'll take you just
the way you are

Don't go trying some new fashion

Don't change the
color of your hair

You always have

My unspoken passion

Although I might
not seem to care

I don't want clever conversation

I never want to work that hard

I just want someone

That I can talk to

I want you just the way you are

Bravo!

I'm sorry!

The rehearsal ran late, and
the deadlines are k*lling us.

Did you wait long?

I'm one drink shy
from being drunk.

Then...

I have some catching up to do.

What's in it?

- Did you like it?
- Yeah.

- So, what does it matter?
- Yeah, right. I'd rather know.

- Taca.
- Yes, sir.

She wants to know what's in it.

That's mizu, prune
liquor macerated in sake,

matcha tea powder,
lime and ginger syrup.

- It's delicious.
- Thank you.

- You want another one?
- I thought you were almost drunk.

I should.

I'm a little nervous.

So am I.

- Two.
- Sure.

You've seen me high.

You're going to see me drunk.
We're off to a good start.

Actually, the first time I
saw you was at the theater.

- Really?
- Yes, in Crystal.

Here.

So you've seen me

high, you're going to see me
drunk, and you've seen me naked.

- Another one!
- Coming right up.

No, look. I couldn't see you
naked from where I was sitting.

- There was a column in the way.
- I know where you were.

I fell in love with the character.
You were amazing in that play.

Besides, I loved how Antonia...

kept her integrity and her convictions
even when everything was crumbling

I miss that part.

So, this is it.

- What now?
- I mean, so fancy!

Let's see if you like it.

What?

- "Ruski." Russian, that's all I got.
-We have to improve your Russian.

Right on.

So cool!

This is typical in my country.

Look, in the 30s...

I hadn't been born
yet, mind you.

Back then, wine was transported
in bulk, in these huge barrels

But then it had to be brought
to the canteen tables,

so they came up with these
pitchers shaped like animals.

Penguins were the only
species that survived.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

That's my neighbor.

What is it, neighbor?

What is your owner
up to these days?

Who knows.

Well, what's the
status? Oh, no food.

Okay, let's work on that.

Let's see.

Where could they keep your food?

There. There it is.

It's gotta be this, no doubt.

Very well.

Here you go.

Now you're having dinner.

We're putting...

some food in here.

I guess this is how it's done.

This is what you eat?

Nah, this is sh*t! No, sir.

I'm not having it.

Today, you're eating properly.

I'm cooking.

- Hey! Who are you?
- This is Amsterdam, my neighbor.

- Hello, handsome!
- Give him some cheese.

So you like that
better, don't you?

For sure.

Right, now I remember. You
just love weddings, don't you?

Hey.

I didn't see you.
Why are you here?

The groom owns the place where
I work, so I had to come.

Want some?

You hate weddings
too, don't you?

I can't stand them!

But I had to be in
the photos, right?

What is your excuse?

I didn't want to come either,
but they paid a fortune.

How did you like it?

- I loved it.
- Which one did you like the most?

"Something".

It must be so nice to inspire
a song like that, right?

To be honest, it was
a great selection.

"Just the Way You Are" rocks.

The bride is right.

You gotta love others
just the way they are.

I tried to change you.

Everybody wants to change me.

Something's wrong. It's
like I'm just plain wrong.

Boo-hoo!

A failed musician
not loved by his dad.

I figured out what your
problem was after we broke up.

Oh, yeah?

You were your mom's only child,

but just another
one for your dad.

That's an issue
impossible to deal with.

You're selfish and capricious,

but you're
unfortunately adorable.

So you can afford to get a
hell of a girl like Nadia

who will put up with anything.

We broke up.

Why? What happened?

Four years, that's what.

Are you seeing someone?

I'll be right back.

You're tired.

Should I ask for the check?

I don't wanna leave.

I'm having such a nice time.

Happy birthday.

It's midnight.

Thank you.

Let's go to my place.

Photo, photo!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

So?

Where are we going?

My place...

is not an option.

Nope.

Okay.

I've got roommates.

But...

it's Saturday, so
maybe they're out.

That was really nice or what!

Shut your trap.

You kept your grandpa's piano.

First off, pour me a drink.

Then you may play the
piano, and then you mind me.

Were these presents, or have
you become an alcoholic?

f*ck off.

I can't drink, I can't
eat anything delicious.

I gotta do Pilates and yoga.

I gotta get a tan, get waxed.

I gotta go to the dermatologist.

There, my life is not my own!

I don't own the
apartment either.

The studio got it for me.

They gave it to me in the hope
that I post it on Instagram.

This shampoo rocks.

You want your hair to
be like mine? Buy it!

So, can you tell it's me?

Do I look like I used to?

You're just as pretty.

This hair isn't even mine.

They're extensions. It's just...
I'm too lazy to take them off

There, there, there.

Let's see.

So...

how are you?

I don't know.

I'm not sure how
I got into this,

and I don't know
whether I can get out.

I've been doing
just sh*t lately.

But I'm going to sh**t
that film I do like,

so I like thinking that will
help me put things back on track

and not get so sidetracked.

But I don't know. It's hard.

Sometimes, I feel more like a
puppet than an actual person.

You know me. This wasn't
precisely my dream,

and...

Anyway,

it happened.

It's not that bad, either.

This is us.

- Thanks.
- Sure.

No way, there's nobody home.

My roommates are out.

My hand's all sweaty.

- Who do you live with?
- With a girl from Torreón

and a guy from Queretaro.
He painted all of this.

- Okay.
- This way.

It's so nice.

You think so?

So many plants.

Yeah, I love them.

I love the fact you
use a typewriter.

I'd love it if you ever
read something by me.

I'd love to.

Tatami!

That's expensive.

I can't.

Don't worry, it's alright.

Anyway, it may not
look like it, but...

I'm having such a nice time.

I'm just a little nervous because
it's been a while since I've...

been with somebody.

- Where are you going?
- Keep on sleeping.

Happy birthday!

- Thanks.
- You're welcome.

Who knows what those hotcakes are
made of. They're not any good,

so don't even try them.

There are some
paparazzi at the door.

They want to know who
I left the party with.

So I'm going out for a
jog to throw them off.

Don't worry, have
breakfast, drink your coffee

reply to your birthday
texts and whatnot,

But leave through
the backdoor. Okay?

You can keep them.

You rock.

Yeah, I know.

No animals were harmed in
the making of this series.