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12x11 - A Camping Conundrum

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Cyberchase". Aired: January 21, 2002 –; present.*
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Matt and his group of friends use gadgets and follow clues to mysteries and any other problem that comes their way.

12x11 - A Camping Conundrum

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-♪ Cyberchase, we're movin'

♪ We're beatin' Hacker at his game ♪

♪ Don't tell me that he's trying to hack the Motherboard ♪

♪ We'll get him every time

♪ Cosmic worlds

♪ Freaky places that we've seen ♪

♪ We've got the power of , , , ♪

♪ Running in a cyberchase

♪ We'll meet him face-to-face

♪ We'll stick together all the time ♪

♪ Adventures in Cyberspace

♪ The chase is on, just wait

♪ And C-Y-B-E-R chase!

♪♪

-Sleeping bags, tent, cooler.

Looks like we've got everything for our camping trip.

-I can't wait --

our first ever CyberSquad Friendship retreat!

Four days and four nights in the wilderness of Camptopia.

-So...let me get this straight.

There won't be any beds there -- at all?

-Jackie, it's camping.

That means no beds, no Skwaks.

-No Skwaks?!

-The whole idea of the friendship retreat

is to relax and enjoy time together.

-And share our deepest secrets.

[ Both laugh ]

[ Beeping ]

[ Static ] <span tts:fontStyle="italic"> -Almost ready?</span>

<span tts:fontStyle="italic">-I am!</span> -Yes!

My robotic bug is working!

Now I'll know every plan

those Earth kids are planning

as they plan it!

-This shirt in case I'm hot.

This shirt in case I'm cold.

-[ Chuckling ] We're going for four days, Jackie.

Not four years.

-Hey, if I'm gonna rough it, I'm gonna do it my way.

-It's here! It's here!

-What's here, Didge?

♪♪

-The Power Pal !

I got it on the cybernet.

-What does it do? -Everything!

It gives off light, heat, music.

And not only that... [ Ding! ]

...you can cook with it!

It's an all-in-one-power source!

The only thing we'll need

for four days of camping fun.

Oh, and it comes

with a handy compass watch.

I got one for each one of you.

-Awesome! -Thanks, Didge!

-What do ya think, Buzzy?

I got it special for our vacation.

-Good choice, DeeDee. -Keep it down!

I can't hear!

<span tts:fontStyle="italic">-And we don't have</span> <span tts:fontStyle="italic"> to worry about Hacker.</span>

-[ Chuckling ] Oh, yes you do.

<span tts:fontStyle="italic">-We definitely don't want</span>him

<span tts:fontStyle="italic">to learn our secrets!</span>

<span tts:fontStyle="italic">-That would be awful!</span>

-I knew it!

A secret meeting about <span tts:fontStyle="italic">me!</span>

Looks like my little bug buddy

is going to Camptopia.

[ Beeping ]

♪♪

-Come on, Jax. Time to go.

-I'm coming!

[ Warbling ]

-Camptopia looks <span tts:fontStyle="italic">so</span>peaceful!

-It looks so...empty.

<span tts:fontStyle="italic">-Let's set up the tent here.</span>

<span tts:fontStyle="italic">-Yeah, and we can put</span> <span tts:fontStyle="italic"> the cooler over there.</span>

<span tts:fontStyle="italic">-I'll power up the Power Pal!</span>

-Hey, Boss! We're ready to go!

-Go where? -Vacation!

Don't you remember?

You said we could go.

-Yeah, we've been planning a beach trip for weeks.

-Just go!

Can't you see I'm busy?!

♪♪

-I know I brought my hat and sunscreen.

Ah, found them!

[ Beeping ]

Ew! A bug!

[ Beeping continues ]

-Aw.

It's just a little cyber insect.

-Never seen one like that before.

-Come on, little one.

I'll set you free in the woods.

-No! Don't free my bug!

Bring it back. Bring it back!

[ Cricket chirping ]

[ <span tts:fontStyle="italic">Chirping continues</span>]

Crickets?! Gah!

How am I supposed to learn their secret plans now?!

♪♪

Wait!

-You miss us already, Boss?

-Actually, I'd like to go on vacation after all.

-You would? -Yay!

-But not to the beach.

-Then where, Boss?

-Camptopia!

[ Bird chirping ]

-It says here sunflowers

turn their faces toward the sun

as it moves across the sky.

It's called solar tracking.

-Awesome!

♪♪

-One cybermile back to camp.

♪♪

-Ah!

♪♪

[ Beeping ]

-♪ Setting up camp under the trees ♪

♪ Nothing but nature as far as we can see ♪

♪ Out in the wilderness without a care ♪

♪ Lots of stories and memories to share ♪

-Tent's ready!

Huh! What's that, Jax?

-A pad to put under my sleeping bag

to make the ground a little more comfy.

♪♪

Ahh!

Much better!

-The Power Pal is good to go!

Anyone want a hot dog?

[ Warbling ]

♪♪

-[ Groans ]

Finally, we're here!

[ Both gasp ]

-Wow! -Amazing!

[ Both giggling ]

♪♪

-No! No!

That bed is mine.

You can sleep there.

-Aw, Boss.

-That is not fair.

-Think of it this way.

It's all part of the camping experience.

-You're right, Boss!

[ Both giggling ]

-Ahh. -This is the life.

-[ Growling ]

-Oooh! I'm really, really scared!

Stay away, Monster!

-[ Growling ]

-[ Laughs ]

-Where you going, Boss?

-Out for a walk.

♪♪

-[ Growling ] -Yikes!

♪♪

-Time to find those tiresome toddlers

and learn exactly

what they're up to.

[ Bushes rustle ] [ Gasps ]

What was that?!

♪♪

Maybe it's the earth kids.

♪♪

Ah-ha!

-[ Growls ]

-[ Squeaks ]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

-[ Growling ]

Whoa!

Aah!

Oh! Ooh!

Ow!

Aaaaah!

[ Gasps ]

♪♪

Aaaaah!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

[ Shouting ]

[ Grunts ]

Oof!

-[ Yawns ]

That you, Boss?

-Did you have fun?

-A blast.

Go back to sleep.

♪♪

-These are the best hot dogs ever.

-Thanks, Didge.

-Don't thank me.

Thank the Power Pal .

So glad I got it.

[ Sighs ] -[ Shivers ]

Speaking of the Power Pal,

can it make a campfire?

I'm getting a little cold.

-Not a real one.

But check this out.

[ Beeping ]

-Wow!

It even feels warm!

So, anyone know any good ghost stories?

-Oh! I do! [ Clears throat ]

It was a dark and quiet night on Camptopia.

A lot like tonight.

[ Both giggle nervously ]

-[ Giggles nervously ]

-Four friends were camping.

They heard a strange sound.

[ Beeps ]

[ All gasp ]

♪♪

-It looks like the Power Pal

completely malfunctioned.

-Well, can you get it to un-malfunction?

-I'm trying, Jax,

but nothing's working.

-Maybe we should call Motherboard.

-We don't have our Skwaks, remember?

-Oh! This is a disaster.

-Aw, it's not a disaster, Jax.

It's a...camping conundrum.

That's all.

-Why don't we just go to sleep,

and we'll try to fix it in the morning.

-Okay.

Sounds like a plan.

♪♪

-Ugh!

Oh!

Ooh!

[ Grunting ]

-Morning, Boss!

-Did you have a good night's sleep?

-No. How long have you been up?

-Hours! First, we went on a nature walk.

-And now we're going swimming!

Wanna come?

-No.

I have other activities planned for myself today.

[ Chuckles maliciously ]

-One.

Two. Three.

Gotta get our morning started right.

-Anyone else as cold as I was last night?

-Ugh, I was freezing!

-I was definitely cold -- maybe not freezing, though.

-Maybe because you had a pad under your sleeping bag.

-Yeah, maybe it insulated you

from the cold ground and kept you warm.

-Maybe. But I was still pretty chilly.

-I don't think any of us wants another night like that.

How's it going, Didge?

-Not so good!

I can't get this thing to work.

[ Sizzling ]

Ow! Oh!

-Didge! What's wrong?

-The Power Pal's been in the sun all morning,

and it's hot-hot-hot!

-Hmm. Lots of things have been in the sun,

and they're not <span tts:fontStyle="italic">that</span>hot.

-Hmm.

Could be this glass part.

It's like a car that's been sitting in the hot sun.

Sunlight passes through the windows,

gets trapped in the space behind the glass,

and warms up the whole car!

-Too bad we can't warm up

our tent like that.

-Maybe we can.

What would happen

if we put that glass panel on top of our tent?

-Like our very own sunroof?

-Exactly!

Sunlight would probably pass through the glass,

get trapped inside our tent,

and make it warm!

-And make <span tts:fontStyle="italic">us</span>warm!

-This is perfect!

The sun is a great source of heat,

and it's a renewable resource, too, so it never runs out.

-Let's get to work!

♪♪

♪♪

-Great job, everyone.

The tent has the rest of the day to warm up.

-So what do we do now?

-Enjoy nature!

♪♪

♪♪

-I'll find those measly moppets,

if it's the last thing I do!

[ Laughter in distance ]

Aha!

♪♪

Yes!

They must be discussing their secret plan.

I need to get closer.

-[ Buzzing ]

Ah! Shoo, shoo!

-[ Buzzing continues ] -Leave me alone!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

♪♪

-Hey, Buzzy.

Was that the boss? -I think so.

-I think the sun roof worked.

It definitely feels warmer.

-[ Shivers ] I was hoping it would be warmer than this.

-At least we'll sleep well tonight.

-Hopefully!

♪♪

-This is ridiculous.

How hard can it be to find three earth kids and a cybird?

I know they're here making secret plans about me!

Ooh! Aaah!

Ow!

Ugh!

[ Gasps ] What now?

♪♪

Oh.

[ Sighing ] Oh.

♪♪

[ Whimpers ]

[ Screams ]

-[ Beeping ]

♪♪

-Well, that didn't work.

I was freezing again last night!

-Same here.

Even with my sleeping pad for insulation.

I gotta pace. -To think?

-And to keep warm!

Why didn't our sunroof work?

-Good question.

When we attached it, the sun was shining right on it.

-So, the tent should've gotten warm.

-Hmm.

♪♪

-Wait a minute.

Of course!

The sun doesn't shine

in one spot all day.

What if the sun light ended up behind that tree?

-Well, the tree would've blocked a lot of the sunlight.

Which could be why the tent

didn't get as warm as we thought it would.

-So, let's move the tent to a different spot,

somewhere that gets direct sunlight the longest.

-But where's that?

-I'd say near the lake.

-No way.

I remember lots of sunlight at the end of the hiking trail.

-No, the sunniest spot is definitely over by the woods,

where I let that bug go free.

-Ew! Well, I'm definitely <span tts:fontStyle="italic"> not</span>going there.

-Why are you so grouchy?

-Maybe because I haven't slept in two days!

-Well, we haven't slept either!

-Everyone stop!

We're not going to figure this out

by yelling at each other.

-Digit's right.

I say we split up today

and observe the sunlight in each spot we think is the best.

-Good. I could use some alone time.

Everybody write down the time the sun appears at your spot,

and the time the sun is gone from your spot.

-Then we'll compare our charts

and really know where the best spot is for the tent.

-I'll stay here and watch the campsite.

Come back when the sun is gone from your spot, okay?

-Fine.

-Fine.

-Fine.

♪♪

-Fine.

[ Birds chirping ]

♪♪

♪♪

-Guess it's cold cheese sandwiches for lunch.

[ Sighs ]

♪♪

How about that?!

The sun melted the cheese!

♪♪

-Awesome!

Thanks, Didge.

-Cool!

Actually...hot!

[ Chuckles ] Thanks, Digit.

-Aww. Thanks, Didge.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

-Hey, Matt. -Hey.

-Okay! Sunlight check!

-Before we do that, I've been thinking...

for a friendship retreat we're not exactly being...

friendly.

So, I'm sorry everyone.

-Me, too. -Me, three.

I think we're all just tired from the last few nights.

-Like Didge said,

we just need to work together and solve the problem,

because that's what we do best.

-I couldn't agree more.

So, what do we know?

-We know we need to move the tent!

Where's the most direct sunlight?

-I was in the woods,

and the tree branches covered the sun by early afternoon.

I had direct sunlight from : to :.

So, : to :,

: to :,

: to :,

: to :,

: to :,

: to :.

That's six hours.

-My spot on the hiking trail

had direct sunlight from : to :.

So, : to :,

: to :,

: to :,

: to :,

: to : --

that's five hours.

-I was at the lake

and had direct sunlight most of the day,

from : till :.

: to :, : to :,

: to :, : to :,

: to :, : to :,

: to :.

Seven hours for the lake.

-That's six hours of sunlight in the woods,

five hours at the hiking trail,

and seven hours at the lake.

-No contest!

The lake got the most sunlight

for the longest amount of time.

That's where we put our tent.

♪♪

-[ Grunting ]

Done.

-I can't wait for tomorrow!

-But what about tonight?

It's still gonna be cold.

-Hmm.

♪♪

-You can stuff my extra clothes under your sleeping bags

to insulate you from the cold ground.

-You don't mind, Jax? -Honestly?

I don't know <span tts:fontStyle="italic">why</span>I thought I needed so many outfits.

We're in nature!

-These rocks have been in the sun all day,

so they're plenty hot.

That's how the cheese got melted.

We can put them inside the tent

for extra heat!

♪♪

-And hey!

We can hang these towels

on the outside of our tent

to help keep the heat from escaping!

-All great ideas!

Let's do it.

♪♪

-Whoa!

-Look at that!

-Beautiful!

-Remember, you are the Hacker.

You will not be deterred

by a few bumps and bruises

and mean-spirited mosquitos.

-Whoa!

-What's going on out there?!

-What are you two doing?

-Looking at constellations!

-See that one?

It's called The Laughing Dragon.

-And that one is The Two Giraffes.

-I don't see anything.

-Look harder, Boss.

Over that way a little.

-Oh! I see one.

Why, it looks just like me!

Look at that glorious chin!

I'll call it The Hacker!

-Last night wasn't so cold, was it?

-It was better, that's for sure.

And with our tent now in the sunniest spot on Camptopia,

it'll have all day to heat up.

-By tonight, we'll all be warm and cozy.

-Too bad it's our last day here.

Yep, I said that.

So, let's make the most of it!

♪♪

♪♪

-What do you guys like best about camping?

-[ Sighing ] I like feeling the warm sun on my wings!

-I like hanging out with my best friends.

-Aww!

I like walking in the fresh air,

smelling the flowers,

hearing the birds chirp.

What do you like, Jax?

-I like the quiet.

It helps me think.

-Ah-ha!

I knew I'd find them.

[ Laughter ]

-I can't hear what they're saying.

♪♪

Getting closer.

Almost there.

♪♪

[ Pop! ]

Uh-oh.

[ Pffft! ]

Aaaaaaaaaah!

-I can officially say

the sunroof worked!

-Mm, it's so nice and toasty in here!

-Yep, it is definitely warm.

-This has been

the best friendship retreat ever!

♪♪

-This has been the worst spy mission ever!

-[ Sighs ]

[ Snoring ]

-[ Yawns ]

-Best night's sleep ever.

-Nothing like a good sunroof!

-Where's Jax?

Our portal should be here soon.

We gotta pack.

-Good morning!

It's absolutely beautiful today, wouldn't you say?

-What happened to the Jackie

who couldn't wait to get back home?

-She's gone.

I <span tts:fontStyle="italic">love</span>camping now!

[ Warbling ]

-Good morning, CyberSquad.

-Motherboard!

-How was your friendship retreat?

-Well, we did have a few problems.

-But we solved them together.

-Because that's what friends do.

-Excellent.

Ready to portal home?

-Um, actually...

-Can we stay one more night, Motherboard?

-Please?! -Of course.

I'll be back with the portal tomorrow.

Have fun.

-Alright!

-Hooray! -Yeah!

[ Both grunting ]

-What a great vacation!

-The best, DeeDee.

Don't you think, Boss?

-Speak for yourself. Move out!

♪♪

[ Both grunting ]

-♪ Setting up camp under the trees ♪

♪ Nothing but nature as far as we can see ♪

♪ Out in the wilderness without a care ♪

♪ Lots of stories and memories to share ♪

-Stay right where you are.

It's "Cyberchase For Real."

-Last week I asked my cousin Kimmie

to go on a family camping trip.

She had never been camping before.

Here's your sleeping bag and tent.

-Thanks!

-Let's make sure we have everything we need.

-Tents. [ Ding! ]

Sleeping bags. [ Ding! ]

Flashlights. [ Ding! ]

Cooler. [ Ding! ]

And pizza.

Pizza? I'm starving.

Can we eat that now?

-Sorry, but it's empty.

-Why are you bringing an empty pizza box camping?

-We can use it to make food.

-Is it a magic pizza box?

Not quite,

but we're gonna turn it into an oven

that works without electricity!

-How?

-Using something better than magic --

solar power! -What do you mean?

-Capturing the heat from the sun to cook food!

-Awesome! What are we gonna make?

-Well, I packed salads and fruit.

But I also thought it would be fun

to have a special treat.

-S'mores? -[ Chuckles ] Yep.

-Can we turn the box into an oven now

and try it out?

-That's the plan!

Let's go inside.

♪♪

I made an oven like this at summer camp.

I cut a flap in the lid of the pizza box.

Now we cover the inside of the flap with aluminum foil.

♪♪

-What do we do with plastic wrap?

-We put a double layer over the opening of the box.

-That allows the sunlight in?

-Right.

-And the foil reflects the sunlight,

which heats up the box.

-Right again.

We put black paper on the bottom,

and rolled up newspaper on the sides

to keep the heat inside.

-Can we try this out now?

Like I said, I'm starving.

-Okay.

♪♪

Now let's take this outside.

♪♪

-How long will this take?

-I'm not sure.

It depends on how directly the sun shines on the oven.

It could take two hours.

-Hmm.

It's :.

In two hours, it will :.

That's a long time.

Maybe while we're waiting, we can get another pizza box?

You know, the kind that has pizza in it?

-[ Chuckles ]

♪♪

[ Drum roll ]

Mmm!

-Mmm. It was worth the wait.

Solar power <span tts:fontStyle="italic">is</span> better than magic.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

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