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02x05 - I Became Mama Yufufu's Daughter

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "I've Been k*lling Slimes for 300 Years and Maxed Out My Level". Aired: April 10, 2021.*
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Azusa Aizawa, a 27 years old woman, died on work site due to overworking.

02x05 - I Became Mama Yufufu's Daughter

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Falfa: Yeah, that's it!

Falfa: Oh, you put too many dots on that letter.

Sandra: I-I know that!

Shalsha: Calm your heart before you write.

Sandra: Okay, I get it. Let me write alone for a while.

Falfa: You're doing great!

Shalsha: You can take your time.

Sandra: I did it! This looks good, right?!

Falfa: Uh, but that's not "apple." It's "apply."

Sandra: Th-That's right! I was testing you!

Sandra: I'm impressed you noticed!

Falfa: Okay, let's practice it one more time!

Sandra: Oh, fine.

Azusa: This is so great! It's like I have a new daughter!

Sandra: I am not your daughter!

Sandra: Don't be so weird!

Azusa: Oh, I like that, too! It's like she's in her rebellious phase!

Azusa: Falfa and Shalsha were such good kids, I never had that!

Azusa: Well, Mama's going to go do some laundry.

Azusa: Keep up the studying, okay?

Falfa: Okay!

Azusa: Add my special witch-made detergent, and...

Azusa: Wind, blow!

Azusa: Hup! Spin cycle!

Azusa: And then we dry.

Azusa: Piece of cake!

Shalsha: Mother.

Azusa: Shalsha? What is it?

Shalsha: I have a proposal.

Azusa: Oh? A proposal, eh?

Shalsha: My sister and I have studied on our own up until now.

Shalsha: Since Sandra joined us,

Shalsha: it feels like our learning has expanded to a new level.

Shalsha: So I thought...

Shalsha: Sandra, my sister, and I all have the appearance of children.

Shalsha: So by becoming part of an environment with more children,

Shalsha: perhaps we could make even more new discoveries.

Azusa: Are you saying... you want to go to school?

Shalsha: Yes.

Title: I've Been k*lling Slimes for Yearsand Maxed Out My Level Season

Provincial Capital Vitamei

Senale Elementary Academy

Main - Top,Falfa: I'm Falfa! Nice to meet you!

I Became Momma Yufufu's Daughter

Main - Top,Shalsha: I'm Shalsha. My sister and I are twins.

Sandra: Sandra.

Teacher: Play nicely with your new friends, everyone.

Students: Okay!

Azusa INT: I was so worried, I came to check on them.

Azusa INT: I hope they'll all fit in.

Teacher: All right, let's start with this problem.

Falfa: Okay! I'm done!

Teacher: Oh? That was fast.

Teacher: All right, next...

Falfa: Okay! I'm done!

Teacher: Huh?! That was fast...

Teacher: All right...

Falfa: Done!

Teacher: O-Okay, next...

Falfa: Done!

Teacher: Well, then...

Falfa: Done!

Teacher: Impossible...

Teacher: That's a university-level problem!

Shalsha: Math on that level is no problem for my sister.

Girl Student: She's a genius...

Boy Student: Wow...

Azusa INT: They're not fitting in, and in ways I didn't expect!

Girl Student: Shalsha, pass it here!

Shalsha: Very well.

Falfa: Shalsha, you have to pass it so she can catch it.

Shalsha: Controlling my strength is hard.

Sandra: You're absolutely barbaric.

Boy Student: That was so fast...

Girl Student: They're good at athletic stuff, too?

Azusa INT: They're drawing the wrong kind of attention here, too!

Boy Student: Hmph! It was just a fluke.

Boy Student: Quit passing it around and try throwing it at me!

Shalsha: Very well.

Azusa INT: No! Wait, Shalsha!

Girl Student: Yay!

Girl Student: You're amazing, Shalsha!

Boy Student: Don't let her get the ball.

Boy Student: Go for someone weaker.

Boy Student: Okay, her!

Sandra: Huh?!

Boy Student: Take this!

Azusa INT: Sandra!

Sandra: Eek! Danger!

Girl Student: She went underground?

Girl Student: Sandra?

Sandra: What?

Boy Student: Whoa, that's so cool!

Girl Student: How do you do that?

Girl Student: I wanna do it, too!

Azusa INT: They stick out like sore thumbs, but... I guess they're okay?

A Few Days Later

Azusa: So that's what happened.

Azusa: They caused a huge scene at school.

Azusa: Momma Yufufu, are you listening?

Yufufu: Yes, I'm listening.

Azusa: After that, once Falfa and Shalsha's classes were over...

Flashback,Teacher: There's nothing more I can teach Falfa and Shalsha,

Flashback,Teacher: so they will be graduating.

Flashback,Students: What?!

Flashback,Falfa: We've had so much fun with all of you!

Flashback,Shalsha: Learning cannot be done only at a desk.

Flashback,Shalsha: I learned a broad range of values through the free thinking unique to children.

Azusa: I guess it can't be helped, huh?

Yufufu: That's too bad.

Azusa: They said they might be able to teach Sandra, at least,

Azusa: but Sandra doesn't really open up to anyone but me, Falfa, and Shalsha.

Azusa: I wish she'd be a little more friendly...

Yufufu: Indeed.

Azusa: Ah, I just don't understand the way my daughters think.

Yufufu: All right, Azusa, it's ready.

Azusa: Wow, it looks great!

Yufufu: Since you came all the way out here to visit,

Yufufu: I put all my cooking skills to the test.

Yufufu: Now, let's eat.

Azusa: Yeah! Let's dig in!

Azusa: It's delicious!

Azusa: It's the taste of home!

Azusa: Just like my parents used to make!

Azusa: You're too good a mom, Momma Yufufu!

Yufufu: It makes me happy to hear you call me "Momma," too.

Azusa: This really is good, though!

Azusa: Hey, Momma, what's this mushroom called?

Azusa: The flavor seems familiar somehow.

Yufufu: That's a gnome-maker mushroom.

Yufufu: Isn't the crisp texture delightful?

Azusa: Gnome-maker mushroom?

Azusa: I've heard that name somewhere before...

Yufufu: Oh, my! Oh, my!

Yufufu: You've turned absolutely adorable!

Azusa: No wonder it tasted familiar.

Azusa: I ate some before, and it caused a lot of trouble.

Yufufu: I'm sorry.

Yufufu: I didn't know eating them caused humans to shrink.

Yufufu: I should have checked first.

Azusa: I mean, I know how to fix it, so it's okay, but...

Yufufu: Hey, Azusa, would you allow me to be your mom for real? Just for a while?

Azusa: Huh?

Azusa: But I've thought of you as my mom whenever I've been with you all this time.

Yufufu: Just as a daughter who's back home for a visit, right?

Yufufu: But right now, we look like a mother and her young daughter!

Azusa: Yeah, but...

Yufufu: You said you didn't understand the way Falfa and Shalsha thought, right?

Yufufu: So why not try becoming a daughter yourself?

Azusa: I mean, it's a good idea, but...

Yufufu: Oh, I'm sorry!

Yufufu: I forgot I'm a droplet spirit.

Azusa: Momma Yufufu, you just want to be a mom to a young daughter, don't you?

Yufufu: Figured me out, huh?

Azusa: Honestly...

Azusa: Oh, right!

Azusa: In that case, I have one other favor to ask.

Laika: Eee! Lady Azusa!

Rosalie: You've turned small again!

Halkara: How adorable!

Flatorte: I'll give you uppies!

Azusa: Hey! Put me down!

Azusa: Sandra wants to be your daughter, too.

Yufufu: But of course!

Yufufu: Sandra, was it? It would be my pleasure.

Sandra: So what am I supposed to do?

Azusa: You just need to think of Momma Yufufu as your mom.

Sandra: My mom, huh?

Sandra: I don't really understand all that since I'm a plant.

Sandra: Hey!

Yufufu: You don't need to think about anything. Just let me baby you, Sandra.

Sandra: A mom, huh?

Sandra: I guess it is kind of calming. This might not be so bad.

Sandra: Plus...

Sandra: I can absorb just the right amount of moisture from her.

Azusa INT: She's a plant getting watered...

Yufufu: All right, Momma is going to start preparing dinner now.

Yufufu: Play with your big sis, okay?

Sandra: Big sis?

Sandra: All right, fine. I'll be your playmate.

Azusa: What a bratty little sister...

Azusa: Okay, do you want to play house?

Azusa: I'll play the town shoemaker.

Sandra: Then I'll be a great cedar tree.

Azusa: Huh?

Azusa: Well, okay, I guess...

Azusa: Ah, it's been another exhausting day!

Azusa: I think I'll go see that big cedar tree on the edge of town.

Azusa: That cedar tree always looks so big!

Azusa: I wonder how long this cedar tree has been growing here.

Azusa: Um... I'd like you to talk, if you wouldn't mind.

Sandra: Why would a great cedar tree talk?

Sandra: Plants are silent and tell no stories.

Azusa: But we can't play house that way.

Sandra: Oh, fine, then. Go ahead and talk to me.

Azusa: Cedar tree, cedar tree! What is your name, cedar tree?

Sandra: Some birds made a nest in my upper branches.

Sandra: I hope it rains soon.

Azusa: Um... Your name...

Sandra: I'll send out plenty of pollen again next year.

Sandra: Prepare yourselves, humans!

Azusa: That's just threatening! Converse with me!

Sandra: Not all cedar trees want to talk to people.

Azusa: Maybe not, but...

Sandra: Besides, this setting you've come up with is too lazy.

Sandra: I can't acknowledge you as my older sister this way.

Azusa: What a bratty little sister...

Azusa: I don't understand how my little sister thinks, much less my daughters.

Yufufu: It's too bad Sandra doesn't take baths because her roots might rot.

Azusa: Yeah, but that means I have Momma all to myself right now.

Yufufu: Enjoy me all you like.

Azusa: You sure have big breasts, Momma.

Yufufu: Yours will be big when you grow up, too.

Azusa: Actually, no.

Yufufu: I can't wait to see how you turn out when you grow up.

Yufufu: You know a lot about plants, so maybe you'll be a witch?

Azusa: Maybe!

Azusa: I'd like to be a witch and just laze around all the time.

Azusa: For about years, maybe.

Yufufu: Oh, how lovely!

Yufufu: I wonder how Sandra will turn out.

Azusa: Yeah, I wonder that, too...

Yufufu: "But then something terrible happened.

Yufufu: They couldn't find the onions they had set out."

Yufufu: Oh, my. Sandra fell asleep.

Yufufu: Children really are wonderful.

Azusa: I think moms are pretty wonderful, too.

Yufufu: Rest well, my dear. Goodnight.

Azusa: Goodnight, Momma.

Provincial Capital Vitamei

Yufufu: I've always dreamed of going shopping in town with my daughters!

Azusa: There's quite a crowd.

Sandra: There are so many people. I hope none of them are witches.

Azusa: I guess you'd be traumatized after being the target of a big hunt like that.

Yufufu: Don't you worry, Sandra.

Yufufu: Your momma will protect you with her very life.

Sandra: Th-Thanks, Momma.

Sandra: What's so funny, Azusa?!

Azusa: Oh, nothing.

Azusa: Just thinking my little sister's face is awfully red.

Sandra: Wh-What's your problem?!

Sandra: You're my big sister! You're supposed to protect me, too!

Azusa: I know, I know.

Yufufu: Okay, you two, here we are.

Staff: Oh, my goodness! What adorable little children!

Yufufu: Aren't they?! They're simply exploding with cuteness, aren't they?!

Yufufu: Please come up with some outfits that would suit them!

Azusa: Momma?

Staff: Of course!

Staff: I'll give you all of my support!

Staff: Now, let's get right to it!

Staff: We'll start with this little lady.

Azusa: Sandra!

Yufufu: I'll choose your outfit myself, Azusa.

Yufufu: You're going to try on every last one!

Staff: What do you think?

Yufufu: Eee! How lovely!

Yufufu: She's as cute as a super spirit!

Yufufu: We'll take this outfit!

Staff: It suits her perfectly!

Yufufu: Oh, no! I'm sorry my daughter's so cute!

Yufufu: We'll take this outfit!

Yufufu: I am literally blinded by my love for this girl!

Yufufu: We'll take this one, too!

Yufufu: It's a straight-set win against the goddess of beauty!

Yufufu: We'll take this one, too!

Sandra: Hey, don't I look like a princess?

Sandra: I feel like I could make all humans bow before me.

Azusa: Sandra's working on opening a brand-new door...

Staff: Thank you so much!

Azusa: I've never worn anything like this.

Sandra: It looks like vibrant leaves. I like it.

Yufufu: Anyone would agree that you both look like princesses!

Yufufu: Wait here for a moment.

Yufufu: I'll drop off our purchases at home.

Azusa: Boy, that magic sure is handy.

Sandra: Hey! What are you doing?!

ThiefA: Okay, go!

Sandra: What just happened?!

Azusa: Shh.

ThiefA: You little girls are dressed real nice. You must belong to some rich family.

Azusa: Are you guys kidnappers?

ThiefA: You nailed it.

ThiefA: We're kidnapping you so we can rake in a ton of ransom money.

ThiefB: Hey, don't say too much.

ThiefA: Oh, it's fine. They're just kids.

Azusa: You don't need to worry, Sandra.

Azusa: I'll take care of this quick.

ThiefA: We're here. Now get out, you two.

Azusa: This is your base? Are your buddies inside?

ThiefA: Yeah.

ThiefA: So don't get any funny ideas about running away.

Azusa: Fair enough.

Azusa: I won't run away until I've made you guys suffer.

ThiefA: Huh?

Sandra: Azusa, you really are strong...

Azusa: I'll finish this quick. Just hang tight.

ThiefC: What the hell?!

ThiefF: Stop right now!

ThiefF: Or don't you care what happens to her?

Azusa: Sandra!

Sandra: B-Big Sis...

Azusa: That's playing dirty!

Yufufu: You two aren't hurt, are you?!

Sandra: Momma!

Azusa: Momma Yufufu!

Yufufu: I'm sorry you had to go through something so scary!

Yufufu: Thank goodness... Thank goodness!

Guard: We'll take care of it from here.

Yufufu: I'm so glad you two are all right.

Azusa: Thanks for coming to save us, Momma.

Azusa: When they captured her, Sandra called me "Big Sis"!

Azusa: I felt like I had to do whatever I could to protect her.

Yufufu: You're such a good big sister.

Yufufu: Thank you, Azusa.

Yufufu: All that shopping was so much fun.

Yufufu: This may have been the happiest day I've had in about fifty years.

Azusa: For me, too! I felt truly blessed today!

Azusa: I'll bring Sandra to visit you again, okay?

Yufufu: Yes, you're welcome anytime.

Yufufu: I'll buy you lots of clothes again next time, too!

Azusa: I don't think we'll need more for a while...

Azusa: There's just no better size to be than this.

Azusa: Last night sure was rough.

Flashback,Laika: Lady Azusa, you are absolutely the cutest!

Flashback,Flatorte: No, this outfit's even cuter!

Flashback,Laika: No, no! This one's cuter!

Flashback,Flatorte: You Red Dragons must be blind!

Flashback,Halkara: I wonder what would happen if she ate another gnome-maker mushroom in this state!

Flashback,Rosalie: She'd be beyond adorable!

Flashback,Rosalie: Sister, why don't you stay like this for a while?

Flashback,Azusa: Okay, enough already!

Azusa: Thank goodness I made it back to normal.

Falfa: Yeah, that's right! That's right!

Shalsha: Stick to your own pace.

Sandra: I did it! It says "apple"!

Falfa: Good job!

Shalsha: You can show this off at school.

Sandra: I don't need school anymore.

Falfa/Shalsha: Huh?

Azusa: Sandra, you're not going back to school?

Sandra: I can study just as well here at home.

Sandra: Besides... I want to spend more time here.

Sandra: Wh-Why are you laughing?!

Azusa: No reason!

Sandra: Okay, hurry up and give me the next lesson!

Azusa INT: And so Sandra graduated from school, too.

Days in the Highlands

Azusa/Falfa/Shalsha: Days in the Highlands!

Azusa: Don't follow any men, okay?

Azusa: You don't want weird pests clinging to you.

Falfa: Oh, no! A weird pest's on Sandra!

Azusa: What?!

Sandra: It just won't get off of me.

Azusa: That's an actual weird bug!

Part

Falfa/Shalsha: Part !

Yufufu: It looks like I got your clothes all wet, Azusa.

Sandra: I'll absorb it.

Yufufu: Precious!

Azusa: Momma Yufufu?!