Narration,Azusa NAR: Aizawa Azusa, age .
Aizawa AzusaAge Twenty-Seven
Corporate sl*ve
Narration,Azusa NAR: Corporate sl*ve.
Narration,Azusa NAR: I sacrificed love, fun, and everything else
Narration,Azusa NAR: to live only for my career.
Narration,Azusa NAR: Whatever happened to the Labor Standards Act?
Narration,Azusa NAR: Then, one day...
Worked to Death
Narration,Azusa NAR: However!
Narration,Azusa NAR: Thanks to a very kind goddess...
Narration,Azusa NAR: I was reincarnated in another world as an immortal witch!
Narration,Azusa NAR: One who's forever seventeen, at that!
Narration,Azusa NAR: I went on to enjoy a slow life in a little house in the highlands,
Narration,Azusa NAR: doing nothing but k*lling slimes for years...
Title: I've Been k*lling Slimes for Yearsand Maxed Out My LevelSeason
Narration,Azusa NAR: and before I knew it, I'd maxed out my level!
Narration,Azusa NAR: And after I lived alone all those years,
Narration,Azusa NAR: I met lots of wonderful new companions, one after another...
Laika Red Dragon Girl
Falfa Slime Spirit (Older Sister)
Shalsha Slime Spirit (Younger Sister)
Text: Halkara Elf Apothecary
Text: Flatorte Blue Dragon Girl
Text: Rosalie Ghost Girl
Text: }Fatla Leviathan Secretary (Older Sister)
Text: }Beelzebub High Demon
Text: }Pecora Demon King
Text: }Vania Leviathan Secretary (Younger Sister)
Narration,Azusa NAR: And before I knew it, I had a family!
Main - Top,Azusa: Morning!
Main - Top,Rosalie: Good morning, Sister!
Azusa: Morning!
Falfa/Shalsha: Morning, Mama!
Main - Top,Azusa: Morning!
Main - Top,Laika: Good morning, Lady Azusa.
Laika: Here you go.
Laika: You're late, Flatorte!
Laika: Honestly, you do this every single day!
Halkara: Good morning!
Azusa: Let's eat!
Along Came a Goddess
Azusa: Laika, this bread is delicious!
Laika: I was able to procure some fine cheese,
Laika: so I put a bit on top and toasted it.
Laika: I recommend drizzling on some honey to taste.
Halkara: It's such a nice combination!
Flatorte: Not bad at all!
Laika: Please eat more slowly!
Falfa: The honey's so sweet and yummy!
Shalsha: It makes me feel so happy.
Halkara: It's so nice out today.
Halkara: It makes me want to go out and wander around.
Azusa: Oh, right.
Azusa: Laika, I'd like to make the long trip to the southern forest today.
Azusa: Could you give me a ride?
Laika: Yes, of course, Lady Azusa!
Halkara: In that case, I'll accompany you, too.
Halkara: The southern forest has some great mushrooms!
Rosalie: Why do you want to go to a place so far away?
Azusa: I want to gather medicinal herbs.
Azusa: I gotta act like a witch sometimes, y'know?
Azusa: I didn't know there was a place like this near the forest!
Halkara: It's a type of produce called "rice."
Halkara: It should be just about ready to harvest.
Azusa INT: So they have rice in this world, too!
Azusa: What's that?
Halkara: Those are red beans.
Halkara: They soften when you boil them.
Azusa: I guess they're similar to azuki beans?
Azusa: Azuki...
Azusa: I know!
Azusa: Okay!
Laika: I bought lots of red beans...
Laika: And this is flour, right?
Azusa: You guys don't seem very familiar with rice.
Halkara: Are you going to cook something, Master?
Azusa: Yep!
Azusa: I thought I'd make something sweet for Falfa and Shalsha.
Laika: That's wonderful!
Azusa: I'll use the beans to make anko first.
Halkara: Anko? What is that?
Azusa: Where are Falfa and Shalsha?
Rosalie: They're both having their nap.
Rosalie: And... Sister Flatorte, as well.
Azusa: Okay, then, let's do this while they're asleep!
Azusa: Will you three help me out?
Laika: Yes!
Rosalie: You got it!
Main - Top,Halkara: You can count on us!
Rosalie: Oh... So these are manju?
Laika: They have quite an interesting shape.
Azusa: Hmm... This isn't quite right...
Rosalie: How about these?
Azusa: Uh, no. Not even close.
Laika: W-Well, I don't think they're so bad...
Halkara: But they could stand to be a bit less dry.
Flatorte: You might want to add more moisture to the dough to make it softer!
Azusa: Flatorte! When did you come in here?!
Flatorte: Cooking is a series of repeated failures and successes.
Flatorte: Master, give it another try!
Azusa: Right...
Azusa: Everyone, let's try again!
Laika/Halkara: Okay!
Flatorte: Right!
Main - Top,Rosalie: You got it!
Laika: Please wrap them more carefully!
Flatorte: Red Dragons are such sticklers for detail.
Flatorte: You can be approximate with this kind of thing.
Azusa: All right! These look great!
Falfa: Ooh, something smells yummy!
Azusa: Perfect timing!
Falfa: What are these?
Shalsha: I've never seen them before.
Azusa: They're a sweet, tasty snack called manju.
Azusa: The others helped me make them.
Azusa: Try some!
Shalsha: It's warm.
Falfa: Yay! Let's eat!
Falfa: I love it! It's so good!
Shalsha: What a wholesome flavor. It warms my heart.
Ka-zing
Azusa: I could die happy right now!
Azusa: This might be what I've been living for these past years!
Falfa: Amazing, Mama! You're so good at making sweets!
Shalsha: It's so delicious, I'm shaking.
Laika: What a gentle flavor.
Laika: The sweet beans stuffed inside the soft dough—
Flatorte: These are good! I could keep eating them forever!
Halkara: Master, you could sell these!
Azusa: Uh, really? You think they'd sell?
Falfa: Hey, Mama! These look kinda like slimes!
Falfa: They might looks cute with faces on them!
Azusa: People of Flatta!
Shalsha: Behold the sweet, delicious snack
Shalsha: made with care by the Witch of the Highlands, "Snack Slimes."
Falfa: On sale now!
Natalie: Witch of the Highlands!
Natalie: Have you come up with some new product?
Azusa: Natalie! I appreciate all you do at the guild.
Azusa: Try one!
Natalie: Oh, what cute sweets!
VillagerA: They're shaped like slimes!
VillagerB: You're right!
Falfa: Come on, everyone! Try some!
Natalie: Wow! It's delicious! What is this?!
VillagerA: A soft bread filled with beans boiled until they're sweet...
VillagerB: It's like nothing I've ever had before!
Falfa: If you like them, buy some, okay?
Azusa: Falfa's really good at handling customers.
Azusa: She was the one who suggested offering samples, too.
Shalsha: My sister spares no effort when playing pretend.
Shalsha: Even when she imitated a grasshopper,
Shalsha: she closely observed how they jump and everything.
Azusa INT: This isn't pretend, though...
Azusa INT: We're dealing with customers for real.
Natalie: I'll take a box! No, two boxes!
VillagerC: Three boxes for me!
Azusa: Here you go.
VillagerD: Me, too, please!
Azusa: Rosalie!
Rosalie: Here ya go!
Azusa INT: I'm glad they're going over so well.
Natalie: That's the Witch of the Highlands for you.
Natalie: She's great with food and drinks!
VillagerA: You're right. Her coffee shop was great, too.
VillagerB: I guess this is her specialty, huh?
Azusa INT: Oh, crap! I was supposed to be acting witch-like for a change!
Azusa INT: But it looks like these two are having fun, so...
Azusa INT: I guess it's all good.
All: Cheers!
Azusa: Great work, everyone!
Azusa: I never expected them to sell out so quickly!
Rosalie: They were a huge hit!
Falfa: It was so much fun!
Halkara: Master, now that sales have taken off,
Halkara: why not try something new?
Azuki: Like what?
Halkara: Stamp cards!
Halkara: You give a stamp to everyone who buys from you to encourage repeat visits.
Halkara: They're all the rage right now.
Shalsha: This is the goddess Mega-mega's Virtue Stamp Card.
Halkara: That's exactly right, Shalsha!
Shalsha: The goddess Mega-mega has earned followers by being a god you can meet in person.
Shalsha: She's the most up-and-coming god right now.
Azusa: Gods can be up-and-coming?
Shalsha: She holds talk shows in various regions,
Shalsha: and when people hear her blessed words,
Shalsha: they receive blessings that are relevant to their lives,
Shalsha: like physical healing, getting into college, or finding a missing sock.
Azusa INT: That's a little too specific...
Halkara: The goddess Mega-mega says accumulating virtue in this way leads to miracles.
Halkara: I got an offer for a collaboration with my energy drinks
Halkara: and gained a stamp for it!
Azusa: Huh...
Rosalie: Sister, look.
Halkara: It looks like the goddess Mega-mega is holding an event in the capital.
Azusa: That's kinda far away, though.
Shalsha: Mother...
Shalsha: I want to go!
Provincial Capital Vitamei
Azusa: So none of the others came along in the end.
Flashback,Flatorte FB: Not interested.
Flashback,Falfa: I'll stay home.
Flashback,Rosalie: I don't know about seeing a god...
Flashback,Laika: I could see you there and back...
Halkara: Everyone has their own degree of closeness with the gods.
Azusa: I guess so. Shalsha sure seems happy.
Shalsha: My heart has never soared so high.
Shalsha: I must give thanks to this day, the day I meet a god.
Azusa INT: She's unusually talkative.
Azusa: Shalsha, what are the gods of this world like?
Shalsha: Roughly , years ago,
Shalsha: there was a faction of scholars that considered "gods" to be a "concept"
Shalsha: and a faction that believed them to exist, resulting in an inquisition.
Shalsha: But because all the gods appeared right there on the spot,
Shalsha: the debate was quickly resolved.
Azusa: That's a shocking conclusion...
Shalsha: So the accepted theological belief now is that gods exist.
Shalsha: Over time, the god industry matured,
Shalsha: and the latest trend is gods declaring that they'll grant people's secular wishes.
Azusa INT: God industry? That feels a bit too real...
Shalsha: And the one who stands out the most right now...
Azusa: ...is the goddess Mega-mega, huh?
Azusa: What is this, a concert by some famous singer?
Event Venue
Azusa INT: If anything, it feels like
Azusa INT: a veteran singer's dinner show!
Halkara: Yes, they're serving all types, I see.
Announcer: Thank you all for waiting.
Announcer: The goddess Mega-mega will now take the stage!
Crowd: Mega-mega! Mega-mega! Mega-mega!
Azusa: Okay, now it's a folk music show at a hot springs resort!
Announcer: And now, here she is!
Mega-mega: Hi, everyone! Are you accumulating lots of virtue?!
Azusa: Huh?
Azusa: Huh?
Azusa: Huh?!
Mega-mega: Here we go!
Halkara: M-Master?!
Shalsha: Mother?
Mega-mega: What's this, now? You are...
Azusa: Yes! The very same!
Mega-mega: ...who, again?
Azusa: Flop!
Mega-mega: Azusa?!
Mega-mega: Oh, gosh! I remember you! What a coincidence!
Shalsha: Mother, you know the goddess Mega-mega?
Host: So, Goddess Mega-mega, why did you decide to descend to this world?
Mega-mega: Well, you see, there is a hierarchy among the gods.
Mega-mega: The high-ranking gods unify the many worlds,
Mega-mega: and the low-ranking gods are assigned specific worlds to rule over.
Azusa INT: Reminds me of how my company worked in my former life...
Mega-mega: Naturally, I was in a unifying role,
Mega-mega: but I wished to see the smiles of the people of each world in person,
Mega-mega: so I voluntarily came down to this world!
Host: I hear you've also come up with a new idea to make our world better.
Mega-mega: Yes!
Mega-mega: And that is... this Virtue Stamp Card!
Mega-mega: When you feel that you've done a good deed and accumulated virtue,
Mega-mega: draw a circle on this card.
Mega-mega: Of course, you may receive circles from other people, as well.
Host: And what happens when all the spaces are filled in?
Mega-mega: Nothing!
Azusa: Wha?
Mega-mega: Nothing at all!
Mega-mega: You get your next card and earn more stamps!
Mega-mega: Accumulating virtue is a task that should never end!
Azusa INT: I mean, yeah, I guess she's right.
Mega-mega: Thank you all for listening so attentively!
Azusa: Huh?
Shalsha: I am deeply moved.
Shalsha: Hearing a god speak will be a memory I'll carry forever.
Halkara: Master, didn't Mega-mega ask you to stop by her green room?
Azusa: Oh, that's right. I'll be back soon.
Halkara: See you later!
Shalsha: I await good news.
Azusa INT: I wonder what she wants to talk about.
Flashback,Mega-mega: Accumulating virtue is a task that should never end!
Azusa INT: That would mean, since I'm immortal, I need to keep accumulating virtue forever.
Azusa INT: But can I say with confidence that I've accumulated virtue?
Azusa INT: I haven't really done anything witch-like at all.
Azusa INT: Wait... Is that what the goddess wants to talk about?
Azusa INT: Since I've lived for so long, is she gonna send me to another world?
Azusa INT: Am I not going to be immortal anymore?
Azusa INT: No! This world...
Azusa INT: And my family... I love them all!
Mega-mega: Come in.
Mega-mega: It's been quite some time, Azusa.
Azusa: Um, Goddess...
Mega-mega: Yes?
Azusa: I want to keep living in this world forever!
Mega-mega: Okay, go ahead!
Mega-mega: Live here for another , years, , years, or as long as you like!
Azusa: Huh?
Azusa: Thanks for picking us up, Laika!
Halkara: Master, what did you and the goddess Mega-mega talk about?
Shalsha: I am most interested.
Azusa: Huh? Well, um...
Azusa: I told her about the current state of my life, where I live...
Azusa: Nothing that important, really.
Halkara: Oh, is that all?
Shalsha: So gods are interested in idle chats and the goings-on of everyday life.
Azusa: You were demoted?!
Mega-mega: That's right.
Mega-mega: You know how I have a soft spot for women, right?
Mega-mega: It turns out reincarnating everyone as young girls and forever seventeens
Mega-mega: was actually seen as a problem...
Mega-mega: so I was demoted to local administrator!
Mega-mega: It's what they call a relegation!
Azusa: What?!
Azusa: But you said you wanted to see people's smiles in person...
Mega-mega: Oh, that was a lie!
Azusa: What?!
Azusa: Are gods allowed to lie?!
Mega-mega: Gods are the law,
Mega-mega: and laws are made to be broken!
Azusa INT: What a lousy god!
Mega-mega: But it's true that I want to make this world better!
Mega-mega: And I'm going to give you two bonus circles,
Mega-mega: one for coming here today
Mega-mega: and one for keeping my secret for me.
Shalsha: Mother, may I see that?
Shalsha: Thank you for today, Mother.
Shalsha: I fulfilled my dream of seeing a god thanks to you.
Shalsha: I'm very grateful to you.
Azusa: Shalsha...
Falfa: Me, too! Me, too!
Falfa: Those Slime Snacks were super yummy!
Falfa: I love you, Mama!
Azusa: Falfa!
Azusa: Your mama loves you both, too!
Halkara: Master, you created a new specialty for Flatta.
Halkara: And having a specialty helps a village grow.
Halkara: That's more virtue for you.
Azusa: Thanks, Halkara!
Rosalie: Then I'll add one, too!
Rosalie: I'll be grateful to for my whole death, forever and ever!
Rosalie: I'll follow you to the end!
Azusa: Thank you, too, Rosalie!
Flatorte: I'll draw one, too!
Laika: You have to say what virtue Lady Azusa has earned.
Flatorte: I know that!
Flatorte: The fact that Master is my master is a virtue in itself!
Azuki: Thanks, Flatorte.
Laika: Then I'll add one, as well.
Laika: Lady Azusa, thank you for always being our support.
Laika: It's thanks to you that we can all live fun, peaceful lives in this house.
Azusa: Laika...
Azusa: Everyone...
Azusa: Thank you!
Azusa: I'll return this favor to all of you, too.
Azusa: Let's make Virtue Stamp Cards for all of you!
All: Yay!
All: Let's do it!
All: Yes, let's!
Azusa INT: It's been years since the goddess reincarnated me into this world.
Azusa INT: I do things that aren't very witch-like sometimes,
Azusa INT: but this is the one thing I can say with confidence:
Azusa INT: I am the happiest witch who ever lived,
Azusa INT: with the best family anyone could have!
Days in the Highlands
Azusa/Falfa/Shalsha: Days in the Highlands!
Laika INT: This is delicious! It's packed with Lady Azusa's love!
Flatorte INT: I could eat these forever!
Halkara INT: We could make a fortune off of these.
Azusa INT: She's plotting something dastardly again.
Asusa: Um, Goddess... I have a favor to ask...
Mega-mega: Sure! What is it?
Azusa: Well... If you could make my chest bigger—
Mega-mega: Nope!
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