01x06 - My brother's beard

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Do not deceive and do not deviate from the right path. Do not k*ll children, women and the elderly.

Do not harm fruit trees. Don't k*ll the enemy's animals and save food.

If someone has devoted their life to the worship of Allah -

- so don't bother them. Abu Bakr ra

Adil...

We've talked about this before, Adil.

- We have made a b*mb. - The medicine, you mean?

Khabib, you know the function of a b*mb? You know what it does?

When people in Norway help produce weapons -

- which ends up in the hands of those who sh**t children in the Middle East -

- do they have such clean hands?

- Well, brother Khabib... - Let me tell you something.

There are many people who are running from g*ns.

Terrified people are turned away.

"Travel back to where you came from" only to be shot again by the same weapon.

Without anyone losing a second of their night's sleep. So...

I will sleep well because my hands are spotless, inshallah.

Bro Khabib...

Now we place the medicine in the hiding place.

The organization collects it. We stick to the plan. That's what we came for.

Astaghfirullah!

THE HALAL FARMERS

One must give according to ability and get according to need. I haven't contributed that much.

But after the support from Innovasjon Norge came, I found my place.

I was probably a bit of a curmudgeon, but I loved being the Jordan Belfort of the cheese business.

Fy for fa...!

It's not just cheese. It is halal cheese.

I can send you a sample and use what we call "Buy, don't try".

No, I mean "try, don't..." No, it's not free. I'm not Santa Claus.

I can send it and we'll call you later. Fine. Hello.

Calendar: Sales pitch Invitation from Tine Dairy

- God damn! What are you doing? - Nice car, man!

- You must not sneak up on people. - What did you say?

- You must not sneak up on people. - It wasn't meant to be.

- Have you bought a new car? - No, it is leased.

Whoa, whoa. Stop right now! After all, I said you don't walk into ordinary shoes.

They are brand new.

- That car is absolutely ridiculous. - It's a company car.

Company car...

Oline, we are happy that you are in charge of the operation. We are truly grateful.

You do a great job, but I leased the car myself.

It is not part of the budget, but must be used for my meeting with the guy.

Speak so that you are understood.

I have a meeting with the product buyer from Tine, so I leased a nice car.

What's up with you today? Can you feel yourself that there is enough?

You manage the store, so you have to tell how it all fits together.

Forget it. We'll talk about it in the conference room.

In the meeting room. It's not here. Aren't we supposed to have a meeting in here?

- I osteriet? Hey! Ren zone!
- Okay.

Living so close to nature had started a process in Tariq.

Maybe he wanted to mark his territory?

But one day he made a lucrative discovery.

Do you know what it is?

No.

Summer truffle. Tuber aestivum.

- So what? - "So what"!

It is a rare and very expensive mushroom, and we have the forest full of them.

There was only one person on Nordigard who seemed unhappy with the state of affairs.

Tariq, I give up. I can't bear to try anymore.

- We can afford a designer. - The money is not in the account yet.

We don't need credit. Do you understand? It is haram.

It's not credit. We get the money. We just raise them in advance.

Marwan has explained it. I have read a bit about molecular gastronomy.

We combine classic cheese making with truffle infusion -

- we will get a very good cheese, inshallah.

What is it?

You and Adil have totally lost focus on our area.

It is almost unimaginable. Now you must get together.

- I made the b*mb. It's ready... - The medicine. Are you crazy?

I finished before the deadline. Unless you got the date wrong again.

It wasn't my fault.

Let me see if I got this right. You saw this.

But you still didn't understand that the deadline was June 7?

- Khabib... - And it's today, right?

It's very funny because I saw it on the internet.

Here we write the dates backwards, so at first I thought it was July 6.

It's absolutely crazy.

This is not for fun.

It is a big risk for the operation that I come here.

Do not worry. You are not taking any risks. Do not worry.

- Do not worry? Do you really mean that? - You have to trust us.

It's beginning to dawn on me that we've made a big mistake.

It's the most embarrassing thing I've ever experienced. We must complete our task.

In relation to the fact that you have a task, you accomplish incredibly little.

- What did you say? - No, nothing.

Can't you just come here? Come here.

What did you say? Do you think I'm not doing anything?

Yeah okay. I make the cheese. I made the b*mb.

Adil got the substance from the school's chemistry room.

Marwan has raised money. Oline has taken care of the cheese shop.

Even Bøtta has managed the goats and found people, so yes...

What have you actually done? Think about what we had and what we have now.

Allah has given us something to do after we deliver the medicine.

Leave me alone and concentrate on the logo -

- because that's all you need to think about.

What happens here?

Khabib just got a little... gnarly.

If no one has anything to say, I would like to…

- Shall we talk about the pink elephant? - It's called "the elephant in the room".

I have no idea what you guys are talking about.

If something is a little uncomfortable and no one dares to talk about it.

- Not that this is such a situation. - No, this can't wait.

Something is not right here. Marwan, explain this to me.

Here there are expenses for which there are no receipts or other traces.

Everyone should know. Marwan has approved purchases without our agreement.

- Are you claiming that I steal money? - Yes. Here it says "laboratory equipment".

Then you arrive in a new car with sunglasses and a scarf like another James...

- John Wayne. - Where do you see it?

Here's the money. They must have gone to a laboratory company in Belgium.

I can't take this hassle. That logo only causes problems.

- The logo is so nice, Khabib. - I like to do everything else.

Yes, the logo was too much. That was all you had to do.

What did you say?

- If you smash it, I'll smash you! - Nobody smashes anything. Release. Sit.

We'll get to the bottom of this. Now, listen. The cheese is most important now.

- There is a huge market for halal cheese. - That's what I wanted...

Now wait a bit. If we have to...

Sit down.

What would you say, Bøtta? Sorry, I interrupted you.

It is not certain that we can sell the cheese as halal.

It requires an approval from the Islamic Council.

They can't send an inspector out here until after the cheese NM.

- Is that the only obstacle? - We must have a halal stamp.

- Khabib... - Forget it.

Come now.

- What happens next? - Never. Forget it.

- Which one? - Khabib has an insider in the Islamic Council.

- So you can fix this? - I do not know anyone.

He doesn't want an approval from someone he doesn't approve of himself.

They practice Islam wrongly. They do not follow the sunnah.

- They are not real Muslims. - Not all Muslims agree with that.

Isn't it Allah who decides this?

Of course. That's not what I meant.

- No, no... - I just meant...

Astaghfirullah!

Yes, hello? Just a moment.

Issam, there's a phone for you.

- Receive message. I'll call later. - It's your brother.

May peace and the mercy of Allah be upon you.

I have never heard anyone wish for peace with so much aggression.

- If you start, I'll hang up. - I'm kidding, Nuh. Take it easy.

- My brothers call me Khabib. - And your brother calls you Nuh.

After one of the greatest prophets and not after a boxer.

- He's not a boxer. MMA. - I don't know what he is.

I didn't call to discuss names. If you continue, I'll hang up.

Well, I'm very happy to…

- What happens? - I don't want to talk to him.

Now, Albanian is not my forte, but I guess you didn't mention the cheese?

Relax, he'll call you back.

You know you have secret number, right?

Of course you know that.

- Here, Anisa. - Thank you very much.

Qul huwal lashu ahad. Allah hus-samad. Lam yalid wa lam yoolad.

- Wa lam yakul-lahu kufuwan... - Sunday!

Great. How talented you are. Do you know what that means?

- No. - Shall I say it, or do you want to read?

- I want to read it. - What do you and Khabib usually do?

- Drive a tractor and be with sheep. - Sheep?

- No, goats. - There are many goats here.

- Are you lost? - Wait a minute.

- What did you say? - Are you lost?

- No, we're just going for a walk. - Yes. It is private area.

Sorry, we didn't know that.

- So you didn't know? - No.

- We are leaving now. - Yes, I think you should.

We go to "Heroes of Telemark" and look at the sabotage action.

- What is it? - Nothing.

- You just looked very concentrated. - It's really interesting.

Don't you know "The Battle for Heavy Water"?

We also had about it at school, but this was much cooler.

We are a little proud of that in Norway. We say we saved the world twice.

The one time we stopped Hitler from making nuclear weapons.

The second time we invented artificial fertilizers.

It is thanks to us that you can mass produce food. That's cool.

Yeah, that's really cool.

There is something else I just wanted to mention to you.

- I like your sister... - I would find another place.

But there has been so much cheese... Wasn't that what you wanted to talk about?

No. We have fun together. We like being together.

But we don't talk that much. I like the silence.

Don't say she's started tidying up and cleaning?

I'm trying to find another place, but she can't live with us men.

It's just a bit disturbing at night when I need to sleep.

- Why? - It's a bit hard to explain...

- Say it now. - She talks to someone at night.

I can't sleep, but it doesn't matter.

She talks every night. A lot. Really long. She talks and talks.

I don't know who she's talking to. It is strange. She speaks loudly.

- Hello! - Hello.

- Kiki is just the laugher. - He just ran straight up.

I don't quite know what it's about. I just had to…

What are you doing? Stop messing with my stuff! What are you doing?

I practice a routine. Stand up comedy.

I have attended a course and have made a cool set -

- which I practice at night, and Ingeborg has heard that.

- Standup, as in jokes? - So that's what you did?

Standup is cool. I don't know what you thought she did?

We can talk about it afterwards. Stand up comedy. Continue.

- So you're supposed to be funny? - It's not music.

I dropped music because it led me down the same paths you are on now.

- I don't need to perform in pubs. - So where are you going to perform?

At schools or job seminars. There are many options.

We live in Norway. A land of opportunities.

Is that why you didn't go to Pakistan with mom?

- sh*t, that is. - At least I don't swear in...

- What's wrong with standup? - Yes. Do you not trust me?

- I don't understand why. - Ingeborg, with all due respect.

It's my little sister. Let me take care of this.

You don't have to trust me. I can go back to Oslo. What is it?

She's actually funny enough for standup. You have to go back to the barrel.

The dish cage? It does not happen. I'm done with this place.

Is your brain not working? What is wrong with you? What does she think of us?

- Either the cage or here! - Either Oslo or here!

It almost sounded like you had it rehearsed. So you're staying here?

In my house a little while longer? Here?

Hello. Hello? Hi, this is Marwan.

I'm sorry it took some time, but it's not that easy to call from here.

We think ours when sources don't make contact. You know what we suspect?

That they have crossed over to the other side, or that they are hiding the truth from us.

That is not the case here. What happened last was just a misunderstanding.

You have to keep your part of the deal if you want us to keep ours.

- I do. - We are also interested in the network.

Have they been in contact with anyone in Belgium or the Netherlands?

Meetings, calls, travel. Everything is of interest.

They must have gone to a laboratory company in Belgium.

You have to give us something to work with. We will send the meeting time and place.

- Allahu Akbar. - Allahu Akbar.

- May Allah hear those who praise Him. - Lord, we praise you.

- Allahu Akbar. - Allahu Akbar.

- Greetings. - Alaikum salam.

- My name is Issam. What's your name? - I'm not like that. My name is Bøtta.

- Gupta? - No, Bøtta.

- Greetings. - Alaikum salam, Noah.

Bøtta, I'll take care of this.

How are you? Are you feeling well?

I feel good.

- Khabib! I have to show you something. - Not now.

- Yes, don't you want enough? - Afterwards.

- I can wait. It is all right. - We'll do it later, I said.

- Come now. - Kiki!

We'll do it later, I say. Go to Marwan.

What a sweet girl.

She looks a bit like Fatima, don't you think?

Nuh...

Nuh. Fine. Then we stop talking to each other altogether.

Thank you, inshallah.

Whether you want to talk or not, I've missed you anyway.

- Are we brothers or not? - Of the blood, yes.

But not in faith?

Then why did you ask me to inspect the cheese? You could ask someone else.

Listen up. I don't need anything from you.

- What are you doing here? Martin. - Do not do that.

- Do you remember? It was f*cking fun. - No.

Yes! Did you not like that we called you Martin?

- Yes, it was great fun. - Pardon.

- But have you come to say something? - I want to talk to you about something.

- About? - Just something private.

- Can I come in for two seconds? - Then not in here.

But I can hear you. What would you say?

- Now just say it. - Yes. Okay...

I've wanted to talk to you about it since you came. I'm just not quite…

Do not be nervous. Now just say it.

- There are ways of doing things... - Your brother is...

- What did you say? - What did you say?

- There are ways to do what? - But what did you say?

You said there are ways to do things.

Did you say something about my brother? What does my brother have to do with us?

- Hello! - Now I got a little curious.

What would you say?

I think there is something strange about your brother. It's something about his beard.

And his new friends. Tariq. And with his new clothes.

Do you know if they have been down to Europe?

- Are you asking if they are t*rrorists? - No...

Care to talk a little lower about terror? I ask if you know if they have left.

Have they been to Belgium, France, Germany? You know nothing?

- No. - Then we drop it.

If you have something to say to my brother, say it to him.

- Instead of throwing stones at the window. - I have understood that. Shall we ...?

Goodbye, Martin. Go talk to my brother.

- This took a bit of a wrong turn. - Yes.

Pardon...

- Are you almost done? - Yes, soon, inshallah.

I know you don't want to talk to me, but why did you actually become a farmer?

I wanted to live a simpler life.

Maybe it's because of the smell? It reminds you of our homeland.

Your perfume smells stronger than the goats.

- I have a bottle in the car that you can have. - No thanks.

I don't need a styled beard and perfume.

Do you even call that a beard?

You know it is sunnah to be clean and have a well-groomed beard.

According to your eating habits, yes.

Is my beard so important that it must separate us?

- Let's look at what we have in common. - Continue the inspection.

There is a lot that you have to manage if I am to be able to approve you.

Stop with that nonsense. We follow all halal rules to the letter.

And besides, brother, it doesn't matter what diet one follows.

You choose revenge over reconciliation, brother.

I choose the right path.

How can you be so sure that you are on the right path?

- Many scholars don't even dare to say that. - You know what? I do not know.

I know too little about that sort of thing. But as usual you know everything.

- I never said I know everything. - No, but you think you know everything.

Allah knows what is in my heart. The way you look is not real.

The Prophet, peace be upon him, told about a man during jahil.

- I know what jahil is. - The ignorant time in Mecca.

I said I know what jahil is.

A merchant was there to shop. Mecca was an important market at that time.

Do you want to inspect the cheese or give a lecture?

Why are you interrupting me?

But the man is robbed and has nowhere to go.

So he stands in the middle of the square and shouts and demands justice.

But everyone overlooks him.

Finally, the Quraish clan gathers for a meeting.

An agreement is made that the Quraish must protect all peoples -

- who come to Mecca to do business.

"If I had lived then," said the prophet, "I would have been there too."

Whether it was in the ignorant age -

- and regardless of whether they had a religion, they could tell right from wrong.

Which hadith is that? What is your source?

I have heard it from the Imam. I don't remember the source.

You preach that I should read -

- when you cannot guarantee that the hadith you are quoting is genuine?

- Answer the question. - You are good at asking questions.

But I have a question for you.

How can you forget her so easily?

- Nuh... - Can you answer me?

Shouldn't you inspect further?

Issam?

This does not follow the regulations at all.

How can you forget her so easily?

What do you mean?

How can you forget your sister so easily?

Shall we live with those who hate us?

And who threw bombs at our school.

Where there were children. Where your sister went. Answer me.

You know what? Forget it.

Reply. Answer the question.

I'll never forget it.

But I let it go.

I fight that evil every day.

With goodness, inshallah.

You talk about why I'm so concerned about -

- what makes us different.

That's because your struggle and my struggle are vastly different.

Do your job and go your way.

And...

Where is he her?

- Khabib? - What is happening with him at the moment?

- Greetings. - Alaikum salam.

Thank you for being able to come at such short notice.

- You said there were problems... - Yes, what's going on?

I will have to inform you that…

Our cheese is selected for...

Talk first and knock on the table afterwards.

We'll try one more time. We'll take it one more time.

- We have been selected for the cheese NM. - Do you mean it?

This is really good news.

You spasm maker! I jumped in with both feet.

- Now we're having fun. - This is big news.

It doesn't matter at all. We are not approved as halal.

What do you mean? I have the approval paper here.

Your brother drove past me with it before he left. He's a nice guy.

He said I should tell you... Now what was that?

Yes, that you had to remember what he had said.

Fatima! Fatima!

Walam yakun lahu kufuwan ahad.

- Is that what you wanted to show me yesterday? - Yes. Did you like it?

Stop crying!

Let go of me!

Come now. We go.

Khabib!

- Greetings. - Alaikum salam.

- Are you doing well? - Yes it's all right.

Here is the approval. It's a little... I dropped it on the ground.

It does not matter.

Yes. At least now we have a halal cheese with us for the NM this year.

Congratulations.

Then we stand at the stand with cheese and napkins.

- And a little guidance in... - I just have to fix something.

In Belgium, a t*rror1st suspect was arrested by Interpol.

In Brussels, part of the airport was cordoned off during the arrest.

The man was apprehended when he wanted to leave Belgium.

He allegedly belongs to a network which is suspected of several t*rror1st actions.

Belgian police sources claim that the man has recently been in Norway.

The police security service takes the case very seriously.

Our reporter in Brussels has more on the man.

The t*rror1st suspect has Syrian parents, but was raised in Belgium.

He has only been radicalized in recent years.

A representative of the family told reporters...

- Is everything OK? - Yes.

- You didn't look very happy. - There is nothing.

So this is what they do on the farm? What about what you said last time?

- Is the "medicine" code name for cheese? - It's a secret recipe.

No way.

They're pretty paranoid about that secret here.

They've really hit on something here. They have been selected for the NM.

Locally produced halal cheese?

I'm sorry, I panicked when I saw the pictures. I thought the worst.

Those manuals or whatever it was. But it's cheese.

It is easy to see the dog by the hairs.

It's easy to get it wrong.

- We'll take this with us. - Yes.

I understand you guys. But I know Adil, and those guys are the most peaceful people in the world.

The European police authorities say -

- that efforts will be increased to map and crack down on...

Salam alaikum. We have heard the terrible news of the apprehension.

It was you! It's your fault Anwar was taken.

- What? - You have jeopardized the plan.

I know, and I'm sorry, but...

Don't think we can just replace Anwar. This kind of thing takes time.

You should know that. The medicine is still in the same place. You must detonate it.

- No, listen. I called... - No more errors now.

- That was not the agreement. - We send the coordinates.

Hallo?