Mechanical Marie
"Tropical Marie"
Narrator: Soon, Kalmia High's first semester will give way to the joys of summer vacation.
Allison: Have you made vacation plans?
Nicole: Well, my family's taking a trip, but it's nothing special.
Student : My cousin's coming to stay!
Student : I'll be in the pool all summer!
Homeroom Teacher: You failed your recent exams in two subjects.
Marie: Shock.
Homeroom Teacher: Makeup exams are in two days.
Homeroom Teacher: You'd better study for them!
Marie: Failing grades...
Arthur: Marie, what are these papers?
Marie: Yikes! Master Arthur's going to see I failed!
Arthur: Wh-What abysmal scores!
Arthur: I see what's going on. That g*ng of robot geeks wiped your memories of schoolwork too!
Marie: Y-Yes, it appears so.
Arthur: When are your makeup exams? You're on shaky ground right now.
Marie: The day after tomorrow.
Arthur: Kalmia High is known for producing great minds.
Arthur: Makeup exams here are practically a death knell.
Arthur: Because if you fail them,you'll be expelled on the spot!
Marie: Expelled?
Marie: An angry lecture from Roy will be the least of my worries.
Marie: I won't get to stand atMaster Arthur's side anymore.
Arthur: We'd better get Roy to download academic data into you right away.
Marie: Such an advanced installation would take approximately one week.
Arthur: Then we have no other recourse. Meet me in the library after school to study.
Noah: Oh, hey, Marie. Here to hit the books?
Marie: Noah.
Noah: You have makeup exams in two days, right?
Marie: How does Noah know that?!
Noah: Our teacher's got a loud voice.
Noah: I could hear everything from the hall.
Marie: Excuse me. I'm in a hurry.
Noah: I'll help you study.
Noah: I've got a knack for instruction.
Noah: Whoa!
Marie: Give me every assassin tool you're carrying. Now.
Marie: You knew Master Arthur and I were coming and planned a trap, didn't you?
Noah: Come on. It's nothing like that.
Noah: Sure, his trusty bodyguard getting expelled would make my job of k*lling him easier,
Noah: but it wouldn't make up for you being out of my life.
Noah: I just want to help you out.
Marie: I can't trust—
Arthur: M-M-Ma...
Arthur: Marie! How could you be so indecent?!
Arthur: What are you thinking, u-u-undressing a boy?!
Marie: Master Arthur, you have it wrong.
Marie: I merely informed him that he had stained his jacket.
Arthur: Oh, is that all?
Arthur: Your programming is always so considerate.
Noah: Mind if I join in on Marie's study sesh?
Arthur: Huh?
Noah: We're in the same class and learn the same material, so I bet I could help her.
Noah: I've heard the advanced class you're in has a much different curriculum.
Arthur: Yes, that's true.
Arthur: Do it for Marie!
Noah: Okay then, what are we waiting for?
Noah: Let's go, Marie!
Arthur: Now, you do this like so...
Marie: No way can I relax and study in this situation!
Noah: Here, Marie.
Noah: I'll show you the packet I put together on what the exam is going to cover.
Noah: I listed up all the key points.
Noah: Huh? This doesn't look right.
Noah: Sorry. I got mixed up.
Marie: You're dead—
Noah: Come on, I said I was sorry.
Marie: Oh, Master Arthur. Noah was goofing off, so I was scolding him.
Arthur: O-Of course.
Noah: Oh, my hand slipped!
Noah: Arthur, would you grab that for me?
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Narrator: Blank...
Arthur: Marie?
Noah: Wow, thanks, Marie.
Noah: All that to pick up a blank sheet of paper.
Marie: Damn it!
Noah: I found a book on art history that looks good.
Noah: Come check it out, Marie.
Marie: He has good grades.
Marie: Getting expelled would suck.
Marie: I hate doing what he says,but I guess I'd better.
Marie: Okay, I'll be right over.
Kabedon!The quiet versionfor library use
Marie: Master Arthur, are you not feeling well?
Arthur: No, I'm fine. It's nothing.
Marie: I'll return the books we used.
Arthur: Noah, let me express my gratitude as well.
Arthur: Thank you for helping Marie study.
Noah: Oh, it was no big deal.
Noah: There's stuff only someone in her class would get.
Noah: And honestly,
Noah: I know her better than you do, anyway.
Arthur: I'm with her twenty-four hours a day.
Noah: There's a thing or two she can't tell anyone,even if you're always together.
Noah: Want me to share Marie's secrets with you?
Marie: Master Arthur, I'm sorry I took so—
Marie: How did things get so tense?
Marie: I'd better do something.
Marie: Um, perhaps we should hurry home to the—
Noah: Whoa there.
Arthur: Are you hurt, Marie?
Marie : I will harden my heart for you, Marie.
Roy: If you get expelled, it's back to the factory with you.
The day after the next...
Homeroom Teacher: Good. It was a close call, but you pass.
Homeroom Teacher: You can do it when you put in the effort. Now make a habit of it.
Marie: Thank you very much.
Marie: Thank goodness! Now I won't be expelled!
Marie: I get to stay at school with Master Arthur and—
Arthur: Marie!
Marie: Master Arthur.
Arthur: I couldn't help worrying about your exams.
Marie: Did he run all this way for me?
Marie: I passed them, sir.
Arthur: Thank goodness. I'm so glad.
Arthur: I am glad, but...
Arthur: If I'm being honest, I wanted to be the one to help you study.
Arthur: I wanted to be the only one you needed.
Marie: Master Arthur... have you been feeling jealous all this time?
Arthur: Marie.
Marie: Yes?
Arthur: With your makeup exams behind usand summer break starting next week,
Arthur: we're going on a tropical island getaway!
Marie: W-We are?!
Mechanical Marie
Charlotte: We're lucky to have such a nice nephew. I can't believe he invited us on this trip.
Carl: Yeah, you said it.
Marie: You really are generous, Master Arthur.
Arthur: No, I didn't invite anyone.
Noah: You should've known you couldn't run off alone with my Marie, Arthur.
Noah: Oh, that reminds me. I sent out more invites to keep things lively.
Bridget: To think he would place us in such a masochistic situation!
Fan Club: We love it!
Roy: Young Master, you're in the most danger when you feel most free.
Free(dom)
Roy: Marie , protect your master.
Marie : Looking up "free."
Free (of charge)
Marie : "Costing nothing. Also, not in use or occupied."
Carl: Hmm? Where's Isabel?
Carl: Charlotte, have you seen her?
Charlotte: Oh, that girl. She's run off to bother Arthur again.
Marie: Master Arthur, who is that?
Isabel: Arthur!
Marie: Oh, she must be one of the Rustys.
Carl: Come back with us, Isabel.
Isabel: No, I don't want to!
Isabel: I'm Arthur's—
Maynard: Arthur, this place will be your grave.
Maynard: Perish on this pristine beach! I'll bear witness to your final moments.
Maynard: Prototype No. , activate!
Maynard: This thing is on another level from your robot maid.
Maynard: Go!
Prototype: Make way for me!
Carl: Whoa.
Charlotte: My.
Isabel: Wow.
Roy: Oh! That's Prototype No. . We built it while developing Marie .
Noah: I see the resemblance.
Noah: But isn't it a little big to be a prototype for Marie ?
Roy: Still, what is it doing here?
Marie : Master Maynard located at o'clock, ahead and to the left.
Maynard: Surprised?! I'm part of the Zetes Corporation too!
Roy: Hmm... It appears our security is too lax.
Prototype: It's me. Me. Me.
Fan Club: What's that?!
Roy: Go, Marie ! Keep Master Arthur safe!
Marie : Roger.
Marie : Marie , aerial form, taking off.
Marie : Combat mode engaged.
Marie : Now airborne. Now airborne.
Marie : Now reducing to scrap.
Marie : Now rotating.
Marie : Now spinning more than usual.
Roy: Marie! Take Master Arthur to safety while you can!
Prototype: Make way for me.
Roy: We designed Prototype No. as a meathead specializing in physical performance.
Roy: I guess stopping it won't be so easy...
Marie : Oh?
Marie : Huh?
Roy: No! Marie 's rocket propulsion system!
Marie : Oh my stars.
Marie: Master Arthur, we can reach the other side through there.
Marie: It looks like our way back to that beach is blocked.
Arthur: It certainly does.
Marie: This means... I'll be alone with Master Arthur here for a while.
Marie: And we're in our swimsuits!
Marie: I'm getting kind of hungry.
Arthur: I'm famished.
Arthur: Are you hungry as well, Marie?
Arthur: Wait, do robot stomachs growl too?
Marie: Crap. That has to have given me away.
Arthur: I see now.
Arthur: Honestly, making a robot signal low energy by imitating a grumbling stomach?
Arthur: I have to question Roy's taste.
Marie: Thank goodness he's his usual, gullible self.
Marie: I'm told that I was designed to resemble humans as closely as possible.
Arthur: Really?
Marie: Master Arthur, we should search for food.
Arthur: Marie.
Marie: Yes, sir?
Arthur: I always carry these around with me.
Arthur: And as long as I do, you have nothing to worry about.
Marie: I should've known.
Marie: But those aren't what I need. They won't help us at all.
Arthur: Marie.
Marie: Yes, sir?
Arthur: I promise we'll get out of here together.
Arthur: Help will come soon.
Marie: Yes, sir.
Arthur: But until then, we're on our own.
Marie: Yes, sir.
This is a special Zetes dry cell battery. Do not try this with ordinary batteries at home.
Marie: Leave this to me.
Marie: Is something the matter?
Arthur: Thank you for getting this, but the shell is too hard for me.
Marie: Oh, is that all?
Arthur: Thanks, Marie.
Marie: I'll drink some later.
Arthur: We might find more edible plants and fruits in the forest.
Marie: Master Arthur, you can eat that grass.
Arthur: Oh, really?
Marie: This sure takes me back. Way back to the old days.
Marie: When I lived with my mom and dad,
Marie: they let me keep up my training, so I was happy,
Marie: but after Dad died in that accident, Mom found a new guy in no time.
Marie: She was out more often than not afterward. I guess I was in her way.
This tastes gross
Marie: Once the neglect started,
Marie: I ate all kinds of stuff to survive until I was old enough to work.
Marie: I used to pick this grass all the time in the old days.
Arthur: What "old days"?
Marie: Oh no. I'm a robot built for Master Arthur. I shouldn't have a past.
Marie: I just let that slip out.
Marie: A long time ago...
Arthur: A long time ago what?
Marie: I was used as a lawn mower,
Marie: and I still have data from that time.
Arthur: Come to think of it, I don't know much about Marie, do I?
Marie: Please let that be the end of it.
Arthur: Did she come with an owner's manual?
Arthur: I'd better ask Roy.
Marie: That's right. If I want to stay with Master Arthur,
Marie: I'm going to have to keep lying to him all the time.
Arthur: What are you doing?!
Marie: After hydration, you need nourishment.
Arthur: Were you going to catch fish?
Arthur: But isn't water dangerous for you, Marie?
Marie: Yup. I sink like a rock.
Arthur: You don't need to take that risk for me.
Marie: I'll be fine as long as the vital components in my head stay dry.
Marie: Master Arthur, take shelter from the rain over there.
Arthur: You too, Marie! Before your head gets wet!
Marie: I... I can't believe we're squished together with no one else around.
Marie: Master Arthur's half-naked.
Marie: My heart can't take it!
Marie: Huh?
Marie: What?!
Arthur: I'm sorry. It wasn't supposed to be like this.
Arthur: I planned this trip so that you could add a fun vacation to your database,
Arthur: but just look what I've put you through!
Marie: It must have been bothering him.
Arthur: First weirdos tag along for no good reason,
Arthur: then Maynard's weird robot traps us here!
Arthur: Now if you rust in this rain...
Arthur: I didn't invite Uncle Carl or Aunt Charlotte
Arthur: or Roy or Marie or the fan club or Maynard or...
Marie: Master Arthur, please don't blame yourself.
Marie: I...
Marie: I'd be happy anywhere, as long as it's with you.
Arthur: Marie, I love you.
Marie: Master Arthur always tells me how he feels so openly.
Marie: And yet here I'm always...
Marie: Master Arthur, I am a machine, so I don't fully understand romantic love.
Marie: I'm terrified that Master Arthur might reject me.
Marie: But...
Marie: But I want to tell him at least a little of the truth.
Marie: If I were a human girl, I'm sure I would have fallen in love with you.
Arthur: What are you saying?
Marie: This is...
Arthur: What do you...?
Marie: ...the best answer I can come up with now.
Marie : The master and Marie located.
Marie : The master and Marie located.
Marie : Master Arthur, I have come to take you back.
Marie : My rockets malfunctioned during the recent battle,
Marie : so emergency repairs delayed my arrival.
Roy: Master Arthur!
Roy: Master Arthur, are you hurt?
Bridget: Arthur, darling, please be safe!
Isabel: Arthur!
Maynard: So he survived!
Maynard: I guess this thing really was just an oversized prototype.
Maynard: Useless hunk of junk!
Noah: Well, the robot was taking orders from a defective owner.
Marie : We will soon arrive at our destination.
Arthur: Isn't this great, Marie?
Arthur: We can go back to life as normal now.
Marie: I wish we could have stayed alone a little longer.
Marie : Thank you for flying with us.
Marie: If I were human...
Arthur: If you were human...
Narrator: And so their vacation passed,leaving them both stuck feeling, "Um..."
Next Time
Next Time
Charlotte: That day, if Marie hadn't left her window open,
Charlotte: if Arthur hadn't gone for a walk at night,
Charlotte: they never would have...
Translation: William Varteresian
Timing: Andy EllisEditing: Riley Dalton
Quality Check: Gabriella RamirezTranslation Check: Sho Stifler
Episode "Deceitful, Mysterious, Exposed Marie"
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