01x07 - Aaj Ki Raat Kuch Hone Ko Hai!

[bunniefuu]

[Title Montage]

[Mehek's Granny] Oh my.

Goldie, get out!

Rascal, what are you doing inside?

I've told several times

not to install AC in the bathroom.

Everyone who goes inside

gets comfortable.

The planet Rahu's unluckiness

is worse than Ketu's.

Hmm.

Oh my sweet witch!

[kisses]

Oh my!

Where are you going all decked up?

[Mumbling Sanskrit Mantra]

This girl doesn't listen at all.

Okay, bye, Mom.

I will be late, okay?

- [Mehak's Granny] Late again?

- Stop.

Try to make her understand.

Dear

who was that boy last night?

- I told you, he is a friend.

- A friend?

Another friend?

How many friends does she want?

Make her understand.

Look, dear.

You know well.

That before your

dad left for Canada

he made your uncle

responsible for all of us.

He might be my brother.

But he is more loyal to your dad.

[Mehek's Mother] Before things get

worse call the boy's family home.

Mom, isn't that too soon?

So, shall we wait till you elope?

Grandma!

I am talking to her.

Calm down.

Look, dear. Invite them,

before your uncle finds out.

Call the boy's family.

Okay? Come on.

All right, bye.

- Okay, bye.

- Bye, Grandma.

- Bye.

- Bye, Nawaz.

This girl is out of control.

Don't worry so much.

Think about God.

There is a prayer meet

tonight at Chattarpur.

- Do you want to go?

- Oh no, I don't want to go.

Today we have that

family soap coming up.

And today we will find

out who k*lled Mihir.

You should go and

pray to God on my behalf.

- Yes.

- And dear,

get a little more offerings. Okay?

Yes. Don't worry.

Go now.

And this rascal, Goldie

- You got this?

- Don't worry.

I am here for you.

Leave it all to me.

I have been to many such parties.

I know what happens at night.

- What happens?

- [Man 1] Sir, you need to mingle.

You will look like a hero in this.

You will feel like a macho man.

What else do you want?

Less is more.

Rascal! You have lost

your mind, Mr. Siddhu.

You are talking foolishly.

I think the aphrodisiac

has affected your brains.

- I am leaving.

- Wait. Let's see a few more.

- You get flustered very easily.

- You are showing me this?

- Show me more.

- Uncle, we have a lot of variety.

As per your taste, we will show

you something old-fashioned.

- Then show me.

- Old is gold.

- I will get it in a jiffy.

- [Clap]

- My friend, you get scared a lot.

- He

[Man 1] Sir, look at this.

It's very smart.

[Song playing]

You get the best

burgers in Delhi here.

Gadbad burger.

- Gadbad burger?

- [Soggy] Yes.

Mika was telling me.

He used to get his girl here.

She is his wife now.

It is a lucky spot.

Is it? Does she like

burgers so much?

She likes the burger

and the man.

Is it? And how do you know that?

He is my bro.

He tells me everything.

Bro, add some green sauce.

Yes.

Here.

- Listen, Soggy.

- [Soggy] Hmm?

Even I want to tell you something.

Tell me.

No, you eat first.

Then I will tell you.

I will have another two.

[Car pulling up]

[Car door opens]

- [Car door closes]

- Sir, password?

Something is going

to happen tonight.

Sir, you are our guest.

Here, blindfold yourself.

What?

Sir, protocol is protocol.

Okay.

[Song playing]

[Prem] Ladies, please excuse me.

I am a very simple man.

I came here by mistake.

[Women] Good boy. Good boy.

[Pammi] Don't go please. Come on.

So?

[All] Missing us?

Thanks for saving me. I was stuck.

Oh my.

You are not safe yet.

- You will get stuck now.

- What?

[Miss Chibber]

The party is yet to start.

- What are you saying?

- Gulp up!

Do you want to have tea or coffee?

Why tea or coffee?

It is very cold.

So, sometimes things

get frozen in your mind.

[Soggy] Maybe the warmth

will make you express it.

Listen, forget coffee.

[Mehak] First promise

me that you won't panic.

[Soggy] I am already.

Tell me, what is it?

You met my mother

last night, right?

So she wants to

meet your family now.

- [Car pulls up]

- [Crash]

[Car door opens]

[Car door closes]

Oh sh*t!

[Balloon pops]

[Miss Chibber] To life.

Cheers to life.

[All] Yeah!

To desire!

[All] Yeah!

Cheers to desire!

Yeah!

[Pammi] To freedom!

Cheers to freedom!

Yes, Ms. Pammi.

To friendship.

[All] Yeah!

[Song playing]

Yeah!

[Miss Chibber] Oh sh*t.

Oh my.

Chibber.

[Song playing]

Sit.

[Screams]

- Oh no.

- Oh my.

Two out three ladies are gone.

I am very sad.

[Song playing]

And the winner of the

musical chair is Rani.

[Applause]

[Soggy] Oh my!

This is Mehek's mom.

You are done for.

And even Mr. Papa.

[Applause]

You look like the

queen of the night.

Oh my God.

I will make so much

love to you that

[Screams]

[Man 2] Everything from the AC

to the radiator has got damaged.

It will cost around Rs. 21,000.

- What do you want to do?

- Nothing.

Being friends with

beggars is a huge problem.

Let me know, once you have decided.

The entire car has broken down.

Hey! Come here.

Start working on it.

And listen.

Make it as good as new.

And also add the leather cover.

- Okay.

- It is my wedding gift to you.

Rascal, are you okay?

Nothing is okay, bro.

I am more shaken up than your car.

And rascal, you don't

care about it at all.

Wait.

They only want to meet you. Okay?

You haven't taken the

wedding vows already.

That will happen too.

One day, that will happen too.

Get ready to deck

up my wedding car.

[Screams]

[Song playing]

[Water splash]

Hey.

Okay?

Yeah

Prem Singh

[Giggling]

He is a fun guy.

[Both giggling]

I feel electrified whenever

he is around, God.

That's why he is here. Stop.

No, man.

Look. Look at me.

That's why I chose him

as the dad of my kids.

[Both giggling]

You know, I can see

your heart in this smoke.

- Damn!

- Good choice!

Go for it.

My darling.

- Take this.

- Thank you.

He is yours today, Cat Woman.

[Giggling]

- You drink so much.

- He is your sl*ve today.

I will look for my sl*ve. You go.

My girl. You are so hot.

Shut up, sit.

- [Pammi] Ouch.

- [Mrs. Das] Careful.

- Poochie.

- Poochie girl.

- [Kissing]

- [Giggling]

Pammi.

Chibber?

Chibber!

[Soggy] Sometimes

the desires of humans

makes relations sour.

And maybe this was that moment.

[Theme song playing]