01x05 - Kudi Virgin Nahi!

[bunniefuu]

[Title Montage]

Girls.

Guess what?

What do you mean reports are fine?

Fantastic, it's amazing.

Fit? Fit as a horse.

I can't wait anymore.

[Band playing]

[Pouring drinks]

Hey, what have you got?

I asked for Limca.

Okay, not a problem.

Listen.

Bring a few varieties of starters.

Take back the chickpeas.

They are not cooked.

Who serves chickpeas

at the wedding?

Let's begin.

[Band playing and cheering]

Listen to me.

Did you fix this marriage?

Rubbish. I haven't arranged it.

Had I fixed it, the chickpeas

wouldn't have been raw.

I do everything perfectly.

[Music playing]

Look at them. He is so happy.

He doesn't know that

the girl isn't a virgin.

Virgin?

What is virgin?

The bud has blossomed.

Really?

Oh, Biji.

Wow, good.

Come on. Take this. God bless.

Where is Soggy?

You should be knowing that.

He is your friend.

I know. But I hope

he hasn't gone there.

- Photo.

- Let's click a photo.

Oh.

I told you half an hour ago.

Couldn't you get ready on time?

I am ready. I am looking so smart.

Tuck the rental tag inside,

you fool.

That's a style.

Chuck the tag, see my swag.

Fker, answer my call.

He is useless.

He bought the thing but he doesn't

know how to use it.

What happened?

Yes, click.

Yes, hello. What are you doing?

Yes, bro.

I have covered it with flowers.

It smells flowery.

Sister-in-law will get turned

on immediately.

Come on, bro. Please hurry up.

Hope you haven't gone

to meet Mehak.

Bro, hope my farewell is not

forgotten due to your love saga.

- What?

- Farewell, fking moron.

What rubbish are you talking?

I will just be there.

I am on the way.

I will reach in two minutes.

Fker, do you want

to perform the ceremony too?

Get lost.

Pick up the phone.

What's wrong with you?

Look there.

Doesn't the groom look

over excited for the wedding?

God, how desperate.

[Mehak] Is my hair fine?

Listen, am I looking hot?

God, they are our guys.

[Honking]

Hello, Mehak.

Hi, Chhuttal.

What is all this?

It was our duty

to decorate the car.

Isn't it looking fabulous?

Yes, of course.

It's looking awesome.

Are we going to go in this?

This is looking like the

republic day tableau. Seriously.

Shall we go?

Sit carefully.

I have used expensive flowers.

You are looking beautiful.

Really? Thank you.

Listen, you are not getting it.

He is a miser.

He is celebrating his anniversary

at someone else's wedding.

[Man 1] He will dismiss me

if I ask for a holiday.

Bye. Talk to you later.

This is like

getting too involved

at a random guy's wedding.

Seeing all this,

I am feeling weird.

I should leave from here.

Listen to me, Pammi.

Don't throw your tantrum.

[Mr. Chawla] Be happy

with what you have.

Get it?

Be happy?

It's been 20 years

since we got married.

20 years.

And today, it's our

20th wedding anniversary.

We are attending a random guy's

wedding for a free meal.

Free meal? Really?

Who is the caterer here?

We are giving them gifts.

Pleasure and business together.

Waiter, come here.

Do this. Drink this.

And calm down.

This is my special variety.

Kiwi shake.

Variety?

Mr. Chawla.

Bring some variety in life as well.

Earlier, you did not have money.

So you worked to earn money.

Then when you have money,

our kids were born.

I spent half of my

life raising the kids.

The kids got settled

and you are still working hard.

We have never enjoyed our life.

Uncle, Mr. Saigal has called.

He is extremely angry.

Talk to him.

Hello.

Mr. Saigal.

How is the party going?

What? How can the chickpeas be raw?

Don't worry at all.

I will be there right now.

Take this.

Pammi.

Because of your sulking face,

the chickpeas remained raw.

[Mr. Chawla] Business

is being ruined.

Wherever you go,

you spread bad luck.

If that is true,

you manage your things.

I am leaving from here.

Hello.

Chhibber.

What do you expect from Chawla?

Don't take it to heart.

[Ms. Chhibber] Come to my place.

We will celebrate

your anniversary here.

I will manage it.

Soggy, why did you get so late?

The flowers are so expensive.

So, the decoration took time.

How much time did it take?

I have friends.

He did it immediately.

By the way, Soggy,

you are looking really nice today.

Yes, very nice.

Exactly like this car.

[Phone vibrating]

Soggy.

[Phone vibrating]

Yes, madam, what's up?

Both are rocking.

Life and swag.

Tell me, how can I help?

There is a small party at my house.

So send your delivery

boy with music CDs.

This is a very short notice.

Okay, let me try.

I can pay you the emergency

charges.

Okay, done.

God has chosen you

to spread happiness.

Everyone isn't as

lucky as you, Captain.

[Beeps]

Dude.

Papa, you have to make a delivery

at Chhibber house

Look, Siddhu.

- Wow.

- What? I am trapped.

- Wow.

- Captain, it's God's wish.

I will have to go or Biji

will scold me.

Listen to me, Captain.

- Drink this and go.

- No.

Drink it, dude.

Siddhu, you spoiled my clothes.

Control yourself. Sit down.

Soggy, you are too busy.

So what do you do, Soggy?

You have business or

He has a business of CDs and DVDs.

Soggy has a successful business.

Yes, obviously.

You know everything.

- Yes.

- Let him talk at least.

Yes, tell me what you do.

I have a whole collection

of Hindi and English films.

You mean, even those ones?

That is what we have.

The shop is full of it.

- Tell me which one you want.

- Shut up.

Focus on yourself.

Okay, Soggy.

When will you focus on yourself?

Till when will you keep

decorating cars for your friends?

When will you

decorate your own car?

- Soggy is ready. Mehak

has to agree - Shut up.

Let my business grow.

Rest is her wish.

Okay. Listen, Soggy.

We have to pick up

Parul on the way.

Will you pick her up?

Yes, done.

Thank you.

Soggy, I will drive the car

after that.

Okay.

- You are free to do anything.

- [Giggling]

I don't know, Soggy.

Give me with the potatoes.

Give me with the sweet water.

Make it spicy.

Have.

[Pissu] Hey. Is it tasty?

Absolutely yummy.

Bloody fkers.

Are you here to eat?

Enjoying the food here.

Keep your eyes open.

Soggy. As soon as you see

Soggy, we must leave from here.

What mischief is Pissu up to?

Father and son are showing

movies to the whole world.

I will ruin them.

[Car halting]

[Music playing]

[Mehak's friend] Bloody,

even I am here.

- Please speak less.

- Shut up.

Thank you, Soggy.

There's no need to thank me.

My friend's wedding is

happening nearby.

Mehak.

Where were you?

[Mehak's Mother] Don't talk.

Move aside.

What is this?

Will the bride go in a car

packed with flowers?

No, you will go as a bride in it.

Right?

What?

Nothing, aunty.

Nothing.

Don't whisper in front of me.

Who is he?

Mom, he is my friend, Soggy.

Goldi wasn't there.

So I asked him to drop us.

- [Mehak's Mother] Really?

- Greetings, aunty.

Bless you.

- Okay, bye.

- Bye.

- Come in.

- Bye, Mehak.

- [Mehak] Bye, Chhuttal.

- Okay, enough.

- Come in.

- [Soggy] Mehak.

Take care.

- Now come in.

- You too, bye.

Bye.

[Soggy] I was excited

about my wedding.

On the other hand, papa

See for yourself.

[Theme song playing]