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03x05 - CatRat the Bandit

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Gabby's Dollhouse". Aired: January 4, 2021.*
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Kitty enthusiast Gabby and her sidekick Pandy Paws team up for a series of animated adventures.

03x05 - CatRat the Bandit

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[Gabby gasps]

♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow ♪

♪ Hey, Gabby ♪

♪ Take us to the Dollhouse ♪

♪ Hey, Gabby ♪

♪ Little by little
Let's live in the meow ♪

♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow ♪

♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow ♪

♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow ♪

♪ Hey, Gabby ♪
♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow ♪

♪ What's the big surprise? ♪
♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪

♪ Let's shrink right down and go inside ♪

♪ Hey, Gabby ♪

♪ Meow ♪

[Wild West guitar music playing]

Hi there. I mean, howdy, partner!

Pandy and I have been camping out
in the old Wild West,

so I made us a nice little campfire.

Ah, toasty. [chuckles]

We've been riding the range all day,

so Pandy rustled us up
a little campfire snack.

Marshmallows.

Let's get to toasting.

Have you ever toasted
a marshmallow before?

I like to toast mine
until it's all ooey and gooey inside.

Pandy likes his nice and crispy.

♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow ♪

Ooh-ee! You know what that sound means.
It's time for a Dollhouse Delivery!

Come on, Pandy, let's ride.

♪ Meow, meow, meow ♪

♪ Meow ♪

♪ Meow ♪

♪ Meow ♪

All right. Let's see what we have
in our Meow Meow Mailbox today.

All right. [gasps]

Well, I'll be a cowboy's uncle!

[gasps] Look at that!

It has a cool cowboy hat and a bandana.

It's a little Cowboy Kitty Cat Box.

Let's see what's inside.

It's a bag. See?

Wait, there's something in here. [gasps]

Yee-haw!

A bag of gold nuggets!

Looks like we struck it rich, Pandy.

Oh, I think there's a note.

It's from…

Kitty Fairy.

Says here,

"Dear Pandy and Gabby,

please hurry
to the Wild West Kitty Fairy Garden

with the bag of gold nuggets,

and be sure to keep it safe
from CatRat the Bandit."

Hmm. CatRat the Bandit?

Oh! Look here!

It's CatRat the Bandit on a wanted poster.

Hmm. Sounds like he's been causing
some trouble in the Dollhouse.

We'd better get in there
and help them out, Pandy.

Time to get tiny.

♪ A pinch on my left
Pinch, pinch on my right ♪

♪ Grab Pandy's hand and hold on tight! ♪

Whoo-ee!

I'm over here in the Fairy Tail Garden.
Come on in, partner!

Welcome to my Dollhouse.

Whoa!

Check out this train engine!

[tapping]

Ooh!

And all the cactuses!

Oops! I mean "cacti."

[Dust Bunnies squeaking]

Aww! There's even cute little
Dust Bunny tumbleweeds blowing through.

What do you think, Cowboy Pandy?

Pandy? Hmm.

I know that rascal Pandy's
around here somewhere.

Do you see him?

-Cactus hug attack!
-Whoa! Pandy!

I'm glad your cactus hug attack
is soft and cuddly,

not sharp and prickly, like a real cactus.

Sweet saddlebags!

[grunts] Are we going
on a Wild West train adventure?

I love a good train adventure.

[Kitty Fairy] Did someone say "adventure"?

Howdy, Gabby. Howdy, Pandy.

Morning, Kitty Fairy.

I see you got the gold nuggets I sent you.

Yep, and we're keeping them safe
from CatRat the Bandit.

Oh, good!

I just knew you two
were the right cowpokes for the job.

Now, listen here.

I need you to ride this train
to Kitty Town

and safely deliver
these gold nuggets to Baby Box.

Easy-peasy, mac-and-cheesy, ma'am.

Let's ride!

[giggles] Not so fast.

You'll need to keep a close eye out
for CatRat the Bandit.

He's been causing all kinds of trouble

trying to get his paws
on those shiny gold nuggets.

Well, there's no way
he's getting past these cowpokes.

Right, Gabby?

Does a horse eat from a rancher's hat?

Uh…

The answer is yes.

The horse trusts the rancher,
so he eats from his hat. Get it?

I guess so.

It's cowpoke talk.

Anyway, don't worry, Kitty Fairy.

We'll deliver this gold to Baby Box
safe and sound.

-[steam hissing]
-[train whistle blows]

-[both] Bye, Kitty Fairy!
-Good luck!

[train whistle blows]

Meh! Cowpokes.

They can't outsmart old CatRat the Bandit.

Those shiny gold nuggets
are going to be miney.

All miney!

Ooh! Hello, handsome. [cackles]

[handcar squeaking]

A-toodley-do!

[train whistle blows]

Whoo-ee! This is the life.

Just a couple of cowpokes
riding off on an adventure.

You know what would make
this adventure even better?

Something to chew on?

[chuckles] Yeah.

But you know what else?

-A cowpoke song!
-Just let me get my harmonica.

[harmonica playing]

♪ Just a couple of cowpokes
Riding off to town ♪

♪ sh**ting the breeze
And living the dream to the sound ♪

♪ Of a sweet kitty ditty
In the Western sun ♪

♪ Riding the rails until the day is done ♪

♪ On our chugga-wuggin', bootin'-scootin'
Rootin'-tootin' choo-choo ♪

[CatRat cackles]

Uh-oh! Looks like we have some company.

[Gabby] CatRat the Bandit!

-Hey!
-[Pandy] He just stole the gold nuggets!

[chuckles] Sorry, cowpokes,
but shiny is miney.

Toodley-do!

He's getting away!

Oh, no, he's not.

Pandy, back it up.

-[brakes squeak]
-[lever creaks]

[music playing in reverse]

[Gabby] Full speed ahead!
Let's get those gold nuggets back.

-[panting]
-[handcar squeaking]

Hmm?

Argh! [panting]

Don't worry, Pandy. We'll catch him.

I love a good chase.

And you know what always makes a chase
even more fun?

[both] A cowpoke song!

[harmonica playing]

♪ Just a couple of cowpokes
Riding through the town ♪

♪ Tracing and racing
And chasing that bandit down ♪

♪ Two best friends under the desert sun ♪

♪ Riding the rails until the day is done ♪

♪ On our chugga-wuggin', bootin'-scootin'
Rootin'-tootin' choo-choo ♪

Look!

CatRat's handcar is on the side
of the tracks! Hit the brakes, Pandy.

-[lever creaks]
-[brakes squeak]

[train whistle blows]

CatRat's gone!

And he took the bag of gold nuggets
with him! Oh, man!

[groans] We'll never catch him now.

Pandy! Does a cowpoke leave their hat
in the dust when the chips are down?

Maybe, if they're really upset?

Never! A cowpoke doesn't give up.

They pick that hat up, dust it off,
and get back to business.

Yeah.

You're right, Cowpoke Gabby.

Let's get back to the business
of finding CatRat the Bandit.

Hey, look.

CatRat's paw prints!

This must be the way into town.

Come on!

Whoa!

[bell tolling]

It's an old Western town.

This must be Kitty Town.

Yep. And CatRat the Bandit's footprints
lead right up to that music parlor.

[band playing]

-You ready to get those gold nuggets?
-Let's go.

[band playing]

Wow! I like the tunes, fellas.

Anyone got peanut butter?
Because this is my jam.

Whoo!

Yee-haw!

[Gabby laughs]

Wahoo!

[band stops playing]

Howdy, Gabby! Howdy, Pandy!

Welcome to my music parlor,

where the jugs are a-blowin'
and the beats are a-flowin'.

What brings you two in?

We're looking for CatRat the Bandit.

Seen him lately?

Oh, yeah.

Dude wearing a black hat,
carrying a large sack of gold nuggets?

I saw that guy. He was here,
but he left a little while ago.

-Did he say where he was going?
-Not exactly.

He didn't say where he was going,

but he was singing a song
that might give you a clue.

Sing it for us, DJ Catnip.

Hit it, Juggie Bunnies!

[band playing]

♪ Well, that cat came in
Where the music's flowing ♪

♪ Singing about the place he was going
He sang with a cackle, with a shriek ♪

♪ I'm hiding my gold at the local creek
He grabbed his gold, to be on his way ♪

♪ But he stopped himself
And then he did say ♪

♪ Where's the creek?
I don't know the way ♪

♪ So he thought for a moment
And put on his cap ♪

♪ I can get to the creek
If I get me a map ♪

♪ And he took off quick, and said so long
And he told me never to repeat this song ♪

Oops! I forgot about that last part.

So, CatRat went to find
a map to the creek.

I think I saw a map shop somewhere.

Yeah, Pillow Cat has a map shop
right across the road.

She's got all kinds of maps.
He probably went there.

Thanks, DJ Catnip.

Good luck, cowpokes.

[snoring]

Hmm. Where's Pillow Cat?
I don't see her anywhere.

[snoring, giggling]

Found her!

[singsong] Oh, Pillow Cat?

[Pillow Cat yawns]

Oh! Howdy, folks!

Was I catnapping again?

Welcome to my map store!

What can I do for you?
I've got maps of all kinds.

Big maps, small maps,
maps of the East, maps of the West,

maps for any type of quest.

We need a map to the creek.

Jumping jackrabbit!
I just sold my last one to…

[Gabby] This guy?

That guy!

What are we gonna do?
We'll never find the creek without a map.

Well, he was singing
a strange song as he left.

-Maybe that will give you a clue?
-Could you sing it for us, Pillow Cat?

Ahem! I'll do my best.

[band playing]

♪ Well, that cat came in
Just to take a peek ♪

♪ Said he was needing a map to the creek ♪

♪ He sang with a cackle
He sang with a shriek ♪

♪ I'm hiding my gold at the local creek ♪

♪ He grabbed his gold to be on his way
But he stopped himself and he did say ♪

♪ I've read this map
Don't want to be followed ♪

♪ Gonna hide it somewhere hollow ♪

♪ Then he danced and whistled and jumped
I'll rip it right up, hide it in a stump ♪

♪ He took off quick and said so long
And told me never to sing this song ♪

Oh! Forgot about that last part.

It's OK, Pillow Cat.

CatRat the Bandit stole
that big bag of gold nuggets,

and we're trying to get it back.

Yeah!

And thanks to you,
we know he ripped up the map

and hid it in a hollow tree stump.

We just need to find that stump.

Oh, well… Phew!

In that case, I'm glad I could help.

-Bye, Pillow Cat.
-Good luck!

OK. Help us look.

Tell me if you see a tree stump.

You found it!

I've got them!

We've got the pieces.

Now we just need
to put them together, like a puzzle.

This piece looks like a top corner.

And this piece looks like it goes here.

Oh, oh! This piece definitely goes here.

And this one looks like
it fits here at the bottom.

[Gabby] Where does this piece go?

Right here! Thanks.

-And the last piece fits right here.
-[Gabby] We did it!

Now we can follow this map to the creek
and find where CatRat hid the gold.

[frantic taping]

Cowboy Pandy, fastest taper in the West.

You know it! Now, let's get to that creek
and find those gold nuggets.

[Dust Bunny squeaking]
You heading to the creek?

Yes, ma'am,
and we need to get there lickety-split.

Well, if you want to get there fast,
you're gonna need some horses.

Horses? Where are we gonna find horses?

Just head on over
to Baby Box's blacksmith shoppe.

She's got the fastest horses in town.

Thanks, Dust Bunny. Let's go.

[Dust Bunny] Happy travels!

[clanging]

Howdy, Gabby! Howdy, Pandy!

Did you guys bring my gold nuggets?

Um… Well, here's the thing, Baby Box.

We don't have the gold nuggets… yet!

CatRat the Bandit stole the gold
right off of our train.

[gasps]

But Gabby and I are hot on his heels.
That's why we're here.

And we need
the two fastest horses you've got.

Well, lucky for you,
I have the two fastest horses in the West.

Just head around back and help yourself.

The fastest horses
are the black and brown speckled ones

with red and gold manes.

Thanks, Baby Box.

[horses neighing]

Whoa-h*-h*! Hey, there, big fellas.

Baby Box said her fastest horses
were black and brown speckled

with red and gold manes.

Help us find them.

Which horses are black and brown speckled
with red and gold manes?

There they are!

OK, Pandy,
you've got the map so lead the way.

This way to the gold! Wahoo!

[horse neighs]

♪ Just a couple of cowpokes
Ooh, that never gets old ♪

♪ Yee-haw! ♪

♪ Riding on a range, saddled up
Searching for gold ♪

[harmonica playing]

♪ Two best friends
On the ride of our lives ♪

♪ Clipping and a-clopping
In the sweet sunshine ♪

♪ On our boogie-woogin', click-clackin'
Lip-smackin' horsies ♪

[water gushing]

You hear that?
The creek must be just up ahead.

-Let's go.
-[horse neighs]

Ha! Those cowpokes
will never find my gold now.

A shiny is miney.

Phew! Now that that's done,
I could really go for a nap.

Back to town, big fella. Giddy-up!

Ooh! Whoa! Ah! Easy, boy! Easy! Whoa!

[gasps] Ooh, look!

Empty.

[Pandy gasps] Golden glints!

-CatRat hid the gold underwater.
-And I know just how to get it out.

Ta-da!

-A spaghetti strainer?
-Yep.

You never know
when you might want some tasty spaghetti,

or need to pan gold from the river.

Good point.

I'm going in!

Did we get any gold?

Yes! We did it!

We got the gold nuggets!

Wahoo!

Let's get back to town
and deliver these nuggets to Baby Box.

-Giddy-up!
-[horse neighs]

[horse neighs]

-Yee-haw!
-Whoa-h*-h*!

Good fella!

Hey, Kitty Town!
The cowpokes have returned.

[laughs] Yay!

-Yeah!
-Yay!

-And we got the gold!
-[nuggets rattling]

[Pillow Cat] Wahoo!

[splutters]

-[nuggets rattling]
-[yells] Uh, what?

Uh-oh.

[duel music playing]

I feel a showdown coming on.

Uh-oh!

[wind gusting]

This here gold belongs to Baby Box.

And we're fixing to make that delivery.

We'll just see about that.

Baby Box, catch!

Got it!

Ooh! [grunting]

Come on! [grunting]

Oh, rats!

Baby Box! That catch was incredible!

Thanks! But you guys are the real heroes.

You got my gold nuggets back
from CatRat the Bandit.

And for that…

[panting]

Don't peek. It's a surprise.

[both laugh]

[nuggets jangling]

[clanging]

[grunts]

[grunts]

-Ta-da!
-[both gasp]

A golden badge…

for Sheriff Gabby…

and Sheriff Pandy.

-[Pandy] Yeah!
-[Baby Box] You guys were amazing.

[cheering]

And I even got something
for CatRat the Bandit.

[grunting]

[gasps] For me?

[grunts] Yep!

For being the best bad guy
in the Wild West.

I made it extra shiny for you.

You know me so well.

CatRat, you are the rootinest-tootinest
bandit I've ever met.

Aww! Shucks.

Who's up for a little jug band music?

[cheering]

[blows note]

[band playing]

-[Pillow Cat] Yee-haw! Wahoo!
-[laughter]

-Yee-haw!
-Whoo-ee!

Thanks for having
a rootin'-tootin' day with us.

Are you ready for another surprise?

♪ Gabby Cat, Gabby Cat ♪

♪ Gabby Cat, Gabby Cat ♪

♪ Gabby Cat, Gabby Cat ♪

♪ Gabby Cat, Gabby Cat ♪

♪ Gabby Cat, Gabby Cat
Gabby Cat, Gabby Cat ♪

♪ Gabby Cat of the Day! ♪

Oh, hi. It's me.

♪ Pandy Paws! ♪

[laughs]

♪ The Pandy Paw Bump
Pandy Paw Bump-Bump-Bump ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh! ♪

♪ The Pandy Paw Bump
Pandy Paw Bump-Bump-Bump ♪

♪ Hey, it's your good pal, Pandy
I'm always here for you ♪

♪ Easy-peasy, mac-and-cheesy ♪

♪ Plus a little bit of attitude ♪

♪ I love it when we're together ♪

♪ I live for a laugh or two ♪

♪ I'm always up for whatever
When I'm with you ♪

♪ And when you say
"Where's that Pandy?" ♪

♪ I know just what to do ♪

♪ I'll pop right out with a hug attack ♪

♪ This one's just for you ♪ [chuckles]

♪ Living in the meow, meow, meow ♪

♪ Living in the meow-ow-ow ♪

♪ Chilling on a beach
Sipping on a smoothie ♪

♪ When I'm with you
It's all tutti-frutti ♪

♪ Living in the meow, meow, meow
Living in the meow-ow-ow ♪

♪ And I know with all my stuffing
We're gonna be laughing and hugging ♪

♪ And if you're feeling snacky ♪

♪ Take a peek in my Packy ♪

♪ Pickles, pretzels, popcorn ♪

♪ Pea soup? Meowzers! ♪

♪ I love it when we're together ♪

♪ I live for a snack or two, or three ♪

♪ I'm always up for whatever
When I'm with you ♪

♪ And then you say, "Pandy, Pandy, Pandy
I got a big old hug for you" ♪

♪ And I'm like, "Are you kitten me? ♪

♪ I got one for you, too! ♪

♪ Here it comes!" ♪

♪ Living in the meow, meow, meow ♪

♪ Living in the meow-ow-ow ♪

♪ Let's get dressed up, make our own movie
When I'm with you, it's all tutti-frutti ♪

♪ Living in the meow, meow, meow ♪

♪ Living in the meow-ow-ow ♪

♪ And I know with all my stuffing
We're gonna be laughing and hugging ♪

♪ Bump-Bump! Make it paw-tastic ♪

♪ Bump-Bump! Make it paw-tastic ♪

♪ Bump-Bump! Make it paw-tastic ♪

♪ Ah ♪

♪ Living in the meow, meow, meow ♪

♪ Living in the meow-ow-ow ♪

♪ And I know with all my stuffing
We're gonna be laughing and hugging ♪

♪ I love it when we're together ♪

♪ I live for a laugh with you
I'm always up for whatever ♪

♪ How about we do ♪

♪ The Pandy Paw Bump, Pandy Paw Bump ♪

♪ Pandy Paw Bump-Bump-Bump ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh! ♪

♪ The Pandy Paw Bump
Pandy Paw Bump-Bump-Bump ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh! ♪

♪ Bump-Bump! ♪

[cheering and laughter]

Laughing and hugging,

two of my favorite things
to do with Pandy.

Pandy Paw Bump?

Pshew! [chuckles]

That was a mighty good one, partner.
[as Pandy] "Darn tootin' it was!"

Thanks for coming on our Wild West
adventure in the Dollhouse today.

Come back next time and we'll open up
another Dollhouse Surprise.

See ya.