Who Wants to Marry an Astronaut? (2024)

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Sebas loved it,

and the most romantic thing

he has ever told a man

was if he accepted Visa.

Well, it means what a good choice.

Well, ngeles helped me to choose it.

By the way, last night

I left ngeles in her hotel room

and she looked so beautiful

and so relaxed,

I was flipping out.

What happened?

Esteban! I'm so glad that you came!

She is possessed by the devil.

Marcelo, get dressed, by God,

I'm not made of stone.

What have I done?

- ngeles!

Don't come in! No, no, no!

Get out! No!

f*cking self-tanner!

Uhh, get water.

- Holy?

She isn't bothered by anything,

she has so much patience.

I wish I were more like that.

And they make such a beautiful couple.

I like it when good things happen

to people who love each other so much.

Like the wedding, right?

It's a good thing.

Have you seen this disgrace?

I can't get married like this!

Girl, what have you done?

You look like Hellboy.

Truth be told,

she did look a bit pale,

but I did warn her that

it would turn out like that.

I looked like a corpse.

Do you want some water?

- No!

I just wanted to gain a bit more color

to look better in the pictures,

which I'll have for the

rest of my life, Esteban.

I've been planning this day

for so long. Everything is ruined!

A bit of mat...?

Not now, Marcelo!

Come on, get dressed.

Tubby, I'm not going.

And you waited until

the last second to tell me?

Tubby, she's your friend,

and we're not close.

And... she won't miss me.

Would you like it if others did the same

to you on the day of your wedding?

I'm not going to get married.

-Stranger things have happened.

I'm spiraling.

Easy darling, easy. Breathe, breathe.

Breathe out, breathe in, easy.

Don't worry. Just breathe, breathe.

Let's think this over.

Consider that Donald Trump was orange

and he managed to become president.

The Lion King was orange

and became king.

Garfield!

He was orange,

and the son of a b*tch

lives better than anyone.

Where are the car keys?

The car? I sent it to the mechanic.

What do you mean you

sent it to the mechanic?

What I just said,

I sent it to the mechanic.

When were you going to tell me?

What's wrong?

How am I supposed

to get to the wedding?

How were we supposed

to get to the wedding?

Just use an app.

What are you doing here?

I thought you weren't going to the wedding.

The strikes changed my

schedule and I just landed.

Well, wonderful.

That way you can

meet my friend David.

Ah, wonderful. Finally.

You'll love him.

Not his boyfriend!

He's a jerk.

You didn't unplug my phone, right?

Of course I unplugged it. Obviously.

I told you that I don't

like the static energy.

Of course, because it affects your brain.

Look out, you're walking on the carpet!

Get off before you get a charley horse!

You too, you crybaby!

The f*cking f*ck keep f*cking up!

You're ridiculous!

Your cousin!

- Yours!

- The Maracaibo's!

Why did ! get myself wrapped up

in this wedding mess

if we were fine just the way we were?

ngeles, I know you too well.

What's going on?

I'm frightened to death.

It's your wedding day.

How many y times have you

dreamt of this moment?

Nothing can ruin it.

Taxi!

Taxi! Taxi!

Tell me that everything

is going to turn out fine.

Everything is going

to turn out great.

However...

I have an idea.

Could someone tell me why my brother

and sister-in-law are orange?

They look like two traffic cones.

I have no idea.

Marc, where are David and Quique?

Listen, I don't know, but something

strange is going on with David.

I left him twelve messages and

he didn't answer a single one.

And this Quique character.

He doesn't like Madonna, nor Abba

nor Village People, nor Britney...

This guy, who doesn't listen to this kind

of music is capable of not coming.

And not letting David come.

Why such a fuss over David?

The movies don't end until

the last word has been spoken.

Love Actually.

Stop with the film references.

If David doesn't come, ngeles is

capable of committing infanticide.

Well, when is yours?

Look, just now I saw someone just like...

Look! That one,

over there?

Nah, I wouldn't f*ck him even if he

were the last warm hole on earth.

Anyhow, I flirted with Cristian.

Oh, "The Glory hole."

Yes, the Glory hole,

he's so desperate.

I find him just like that,

helpless, fragile...

looking for a daddy,

who can give him his and then...

Bam! That's where I shine.

But... aren't you...

Why are you so obsessed with going

around and putting labels on people, girl?!

We are talking about David.

Look, if there is no sign from heaven,

he'll stay single forever.

Marriage and engagement are overrated.

Ah! Like Querelle?

A f*ck at every harbor.

The skeptic, the lone wolf,

the heartbreaker.

Doesn't ngeles seem

a bit out of control?

I think so.

I think she's losing it a bit.

What does she have there?

A r*fle or a machine g*n?

The bouquet! The time of

the bouquet has arrived!

Who wants it?

Who wants it?

Meeee!

Who Wants to Marry an Astronaut?

Hello?

Honey, you must tell me

everything about the wedding.

The food must have been fancy, right?

The wedding was... expensive.

The cold dishes were cold,

and the hot dishes were hot.

ngeles was gorgeous.

Oh, and guess what?

I caught the bridal bouquet!

Oh darling! That's a sign!

When you get married,

you'll be the happiest man in the world.

If you haven't married this one yet,

I don't think you will.

That's what hurts me most,

to leave this world without

having married you off properly.

Well, mother, we've talked

about this many times.

We are fine just how we are.

And anyhow, Quique

doesn't I like weddings

This man never suited you.

Your wedding day,

that's the only thing that counts.

Everyone is on your side.

You are radiant, music, dance.

And you can drink as much as you like

without anyone reminding you of the

cirrhosis condition within your family

just like your aunt.

Mom, don't start with my aunt, eh.

The poor thing hasn't ever

had an orgasm in her life.

Did she have a wedding?

No, just like you.

And of course, when your

uncle arrived, boom!

Three years of therapy

due to premature ejaculation.

When your aunt would get

home and take her jacket off,

your uncle was already

rushing to get toilet paper.

The result, an absolute disgrace.

You can't be like her.

You caught the bouquet!

However, I have already lost hope and have

resigned myself to never seeing you married

Mom, someday I might just surprise you.

I'm very sorry, Sir.

But that won't be possible.

We do have a new piece

of Lorene Vain Foister

in ros , which is precious.

I was thinking more

of white gold.

Fine, one second.

Antoine, hi honey!

How are you?

It's Stefano, from

Paseo de Gracia, listen:

white gold for fat fingers,

perhaps XXL.

Yes, a wide base with a

pointed ending, a bit strange.

You don't have any wider ones?

Oh, what a shame.

Well, kisses, hm? Take care.

I'm sorry sir, but we don't have that size

anymore at the Madrid headquarters.

But I wouldn't choose white gold,

if I could, I'd get opine.

It seems so vulgar to me,

the whole "I want," but "I can't."

And to be honest, the new tendencies

are pointing towards ros with wood,

like the collection of Madame

LoCard aux, spring-summer.

But fine, that always depends

on the taste and... the budget.

Ros , then?

I'm not saying that it isn't nice,

but I like what I like.

Sure, I only wanted to say

that sometimes it isn't

such a bad idea to let

yourself be advised,

change your perspective on things,

especially when one doesn't

have good taste...

... and a fatter finger than usual.

Well, look, I'm taking this one.

And I'm going to pay you in Euro coins,

because you know how to count, right?

And a cute box with a ribbon.

Technical issue.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Listen, thanks a lot for

your friend's apartment,

we went to have a look last night.

Indeed? And you liked it?

I think it suits you very well.

We've paid the down payment in advance.

We're crazy about it.

I'm so glad.

I' II make two coffees.

David, I received a supposed reservation

email for your flights to the US,

they're saying something about a payment.

Hey, you're not leaving me alone with

all these submissions.

Shall I cancel it?

- No, no, no, no!

Um, ngeles,

I also need to tell you something.

David, look, don't surprise me

with senseless projects

or I'll have a heart attack.

We need to produce hits, David,

I'm sick of arthouse cinema.

No, me too, but let me

show you something.

I'm going to ask Quique to come

to Las Vegas and marry me.

You're kidding!

I'm going g to be in Las Vegas,

with my lifelong g boyfriend.

I've always wanted to do it.

I think it's a splendid idea.

When? How? Where?

It was spontaneous,

I still need to ask him.

I don't know, I want to

experience it, like you.

I just saw something

impressive on Tik Tok,

which is very popular at the moment.

Ill organize it for you.

Cafe tenia

The negativity of the verse

stands out here.

The horror.

Spirals of nebulae, which hold on to

each other creating a sense of movement.

It's wonderful.

Reason's suicide.

Tubby, we're in the museum, Tubby...

What's this?

I don't know.

Is a, what's this?

Part of the bachelor party.

Proposal, Is a. Proposal.

Marry me.

What's this all about?

It's a gesture of love.

Where is your mother?

No, no, no, no.

This is something beautiful between

you and I after so many years,

don't you think?

Let's do something crazy.

I booked a trip to Las Vegas.

-To Las Vegas?

-Yes.

But how tacky to go

to Las Vegas, David.

What has gotten into you suddenly?

I need to live the experience.

Very well, but not with me.

- Are you saying...

- Go marry someone else.

You can still refund the

ring and the tickets,

soon people will forget this.

But how can he not believe

in marriage after 15 years?

But you know what!

I still feel like doing it,

and no one can stop me.

I will keep going.

Don't you think you should

sleep on it, first?

This impulsiveness will end up

costing you a kidney, my friend.

What impulsiveness?

People go on safaris,

or go rafting,

or go to Turkey to have hair implanted

or eat at three-star-Michelin restaurants.

The only thing I want

is to celebrate a marriage.

If you do that, don't forget

not to use a self-tanner.

I'm a poor I little orphan girl.

Poor thing...

Some gazpacho?

Without bread?

MacBook Air

White flowers, pink Impala, done.

We are expecting you in 10 days

I only need the name of the other party.

And remember a few days before

the ceremony we need the ID

documents in order to finalize everything.

Yes, yes, yes.

I'll send you the name of the other party

in a couple of days, because...

because you don't provide

this service, right?

Tubby, you've only got ten

more days to find a groom.

And exhale.

Have you understood the

breathing technique?

The intention is to sink the belly

and squeeze the genitals.

When Marcelo told me that

Quique had rejected you

I felt like breaking his legs.

But look at the bright side.

I'll put on a wedding just for me and I

can live this happy moment all by myself.

Why do I need to drag someone along

who doesn't want to do it with me?

Extravagant, very typical of you.

I think it's very original.

If you have a dream, you need

to reach it any way you can.

- I found a chapel with a pink Impala.

- No!

You get in and you get married

in a wonderful Impala.

Am I the only one who

thinks this is a bit...

Of course, just like when

they told you that there was

a double meaning in Shrek.

By God, Marc, please!

Fiona's sister is a tr*nsv*stite.

Let's see, think about

this for a moment, eh.

A pink Impala, wonderful.

A minister officiating the ceremony.

Like in Showgirls, and someone

to push you down the stairs.

A song for life.

It's going to be perfect.

MISS IN Yes.

Romantic movies have destroyed

your brain, haven't they?

Aren't you leaving

your friends behind?

If I could go,

I would, eh.

You so would.

Besides, that's the point of

the trip, isn't it?

To bring back a story to tell.

And you've just come back

from one already.

Rejected by your partner,

returning the ring.

And the only thing you come up

with is to go on a trip

to see if you can find someone

who doesn't know you to marry.

You've gone nuts.

What you should do is dump Quique.

I love Quique.

Let's see, my vote's for spontaneity.

Like Messi, with his

precision with the ball.

An exquisite ability, but always

being unpredictable and swift.

And what David is doing is perfect.

It's a strategic and tactical change.

Look, that's how we won the

third world cup, it's going to work.

I'm just saying that I couldn't.

That's why you're still single.

What's so bad about being single?

You say that because you have me.

The most perfect love is

friendship with erotic moments.

I don't understand what you two have.

Love doesn't need to be understood,

it needs to be felt.

Hello, miss.

Mrs. Don't be mistaken, mister.

How are you?

Happy to see you.

Look, I ordered your favorite.

Oh, delicious.

Oh, I love us keeping the tradition

of seeing each other at this place.

- M hmm.

- Look, I brought you something

from San Francisco.

It's good.

This is... this is a daruma.

A daruma for good luck.

- Yeah.

- Thank you very much.

Don't mention it, a small detail.

Since I didn't have time to give

you a wedding present,

but I'm working on it.

Don't worry, you didn't have to.

Anyway you already did enough

to convince me to get married.

Did you know they charged us extra

for having trashed the venue?

Well you have a certain

danger deep down...

- By the way...

- What?

- Your friend David...

What?

-Oh! You like him?

-Mmm.

- No!

- Well, but, he's married, right?

Married, married, no.

The poor thing is trying, but...

To be honest none of us understand why

he's still together with Quique,

but listen, if you like him, why not try?

You never know.

We'll see.

I'm looking for a boyfriend

to get married with in Las Vegas.

Alberto, yes, yes, yes...

Of course, ah look.

Not so much, what?

Uri, I'm going to propose something crazy,

but I think you'll like it.

Twins?

Owen has reacted!

Well, I called you for something else,

but... after this news I can't

say anything else.

You're getting married in Las Vegas, you

aren't abandoning your class conscience.

Mmm, you found out?

Larvae, in the eye?

Hey, it's breaking up!

It's breaking up! Hello?

I'd love to, but I'm working.

Let him do whatever he wants,

how should I know?

IlI pay for your ticket.

Everything is paid for.

Oh, I would love to.

You can't imagine how much I have

wanted to be a godfather.

It was just in case you happen

to know anyone, but..

It's fine, it's fine.

Yes, yes, yes, she is finally at peace.

But you, more.

Why wasn't I born dead?

-Look, these figures.

-Yes.

Anyway, here we go in order.

Wait, I'm going to mark it.

- Hello love.

- Hello.

Would you mind closing up today?

Is a has a date and needs to leave eal ier.

Is Is a that b*stard daughter of the devil

who says she's your assistant?

I need to live experiences

because my friends with stable

relationships live through me.

Who is he now?

Someone from my therapy group

of hypochondriacs.

Yes, he was in front of me the

whole time and I didn't notice him.

Until one day he appeared,

dancing, and there: crush.

- And now: date.

- Yes, he doesn't like labels.

Because he is a Sagitarius and

I'm a Pisces, it's inevitable.

He has a compounded surname.

Plus, he is a radio show host.

He knows exactly what he doesn't like.

It's like that, right?

That's what we learn in therapy.

Our therapist is a psychologist,

but receives information from

when she was a shaman in the Himalayas.

Yes, well, I don't really care

where she gets her information from.

But she helped us a lot.

We have improved a lot in

our ' hypo crisis.

Yes, and looks just like Chris Pratt.

Him, not her. Him.

You've gone nuts.

Well, at the same time I'm trying to sell

him a radio program about travels,

let's see if it works.

Sell, sell...

And you're also leaving?

Yes, I have an appointment at the bank.

- Surely they'll give it to you.

- Listen David...

Do you think it's a good moment

for you to leave now?

I mean, besides, no one has appeared yet.

Right, but look,

I've already booked a chapel.

99 dollars, and they give me

18 photos and I can livestream it.

Quique will end up going.

He's not going to come.

Call Esteban!

-Who is Esteban?

-Esteban, my friend Esteban.

I've talked to you about him

a thousand times.

He was at the wedding. Impossible that

you didn't see him, he is very cute

and, on top of that, he's a pilot,

and I know he flies to Los Angeles.

Surely, he'd be up to it.

Let me see.

Hello, I'm David.

ngeles gave me your number.

Listen, I' Il be travelling

route 66 passing

by Las Vegas on the 4 th of August.

Do you want to marry me?

But don't send it until

can think it over.

Perfect, you don't seem desperate.

Sent. These kind of things

you don't think over.

And move your a*s,

so says the daughter of the devil.

What did you do you crazy woman?!

She sent it.

What is this I hear about

you getting married in Las Vegas?

Mom, how did you find out about this?

I'm your mother.

I need to use every social media

network to know about your whereabouts.

I even have a fake Grindr profile.

Mom, please!

What? You're finally getting

married with Quique?

No, I'm going on vacation and I'm passing

by Las Vegas, so I'm going to

simulate a wedding.

- Ah, with whom?

- I'm on that still

Quique isn't going?

He's got things to do.

Yes, like taking that

stick out of his a*s.

Mom, please.

Ah, I just don't like him, son!

What do you want me to say?

If he at least like you,

but not even that.

Look, they tried convincing me

that love lasts forever.

But no, it lasts just as

long as an air freshener.

Then, that you can only

have sex with one person,

or only fancy your partner.

How many times have I had sex with

your uncle Pepe in my dreams?

And then, procreation.

And for the record, I conceived you and

your brother under the most

rigorous lovemaking

What a nightmare you

two have been, my God.

Half your life smelling like poo and

the other half smelling like semen.

Then comes having to live

under the same roof.

Even though that the key to a long

relationship is that the further

the other one lives, the better.

Because your father

has s been unbearable lately.

Especially since he found out

that you're getting married,

because he thinks it's Quique.

Mom, I gotta go, Quique is coming

Oof, Quique.

I swear that if they held

a competition of imbeciles,

the museum would win first,

second, and third place.

I have a meeting with

the people from the Met.

You're going to New York?

When?

The day after tomorrow in the morning.

Ah, then you can take me to the airport.

No, no, I don't have time, Tubby.

Go with ngeles.

I'm off to play p del.

How do I look? Good?

Take this, Tubby.

Bye.

Go prepared. Take condoms.

The Americans are dirty.

Marc!

But did you talk to Quique?

- About what?

What else?

Dirty Americans.

Don't involve me in your antics.

Come here, let's see.

One hand... let's see.

Ooh, hitchikers will be dying to

take a ride, alright. Tell him, Marc.

You're very handsome, David

But with more enthusiasm, hell.

You are incredibly f*ck able, [ David.

More.

I'd let you swallow it whole, be my sl*ve,

and then I'd f*ck you so much,

so, so, much, until

you tell me, Marc, enough.

And I would tell you no until

you took the last drop.

No, too much.

That's not his thing

He's more of a fetish kind of guy.

I have toys too.

I mean, for the loneliness of the road.

Who would say no to a harness?

Or some a**l beads.

The two of you are a couple

of degenerates, aren't you?

Luis was once detained and ended up

f*cking two policemen in Valladolid.

I'm saying this, because

if it happened in Valladolid

imagine what can happen to you in America.

III take the condoms.

Ah, what couldn't a hot cop fix?

Or a firefighter, imagine a firefighter.

A firefighter... with the siren.

And with the truck and everything.

And the hose and the water pressure.

Not here, eh.

Not in my bed.

Listen, you sent

the grant submission, right?

Yes, yes, yes. Last night I left

it uploading everything.

Listen, could we talk about something?

Sure.

Am I that undesirable?

What are you referring to?

Nobody has answered me yet.

Nobody?

It's going to be the

saddest wedding in history.

I hoped that, I don't know,

he would end up changing his mind.

That he would feel regret and that

he would come to Las Vegas with me.

But... please.

Even Humphrey Bogart accompanied

Bergman to the ladder

of the airplane in Casablanca.

And Casablanca, is a bore,

such a bore.

Even there he accompanied her for love.

And they were at w*r!

And for me not even in peace.

You've received few

blows in life, sweetie.

- Well.

- Few.

Dear passengers, due to a storm in Chicago

we are forced to divert the flight to the

nearest airport, in Minneapolis.

Finally, adverse weather, we will divert

the flight to the city of Los Angeles.

Americans are just so charming

-Just like you.

- Ooh! Look, Dolly Part on's cousin.

What time is it?

I don't know what time it is.

ngeles, I'm going to have

a nervous breakdown.

There was a little storm.

And they redirected us to

Minnesota or to Missouri.

I don't know where they sent us.

We ended up in Los Angeles.

What am I supposed to do in Los Angeles?

I wanted to go somewhere else.

David, David, breathe.

Where are you now?

I don't know, on a road in the middle of

nowhere. This is the a*s end of the world.

Mounted on a caravan, this is insane!

All because a very unpleasant

American rented it out to me,

because he couldn't give me

the car I had rented.

And what shall I do now?

Furthermore, do I need to travel

through half the US to start the route?

I'll destroy the Ozone

layer all by myself.

Easy, David. Look, is Los Angeles

the beginning or the end of the trip?

ngeles, please. Don't become

my yoga teacher now.

I don't know what it is.

It's where I don't want to be.

My God, David. I've seen women burning

alive who complain less than you do.

Let's see, just reverse course,

and go directly to Las Vegas.

Ah, looking at it that way.

Of course, I could do the trip

the other way around, right?

Hello?

Tubby, have you reached Chicago yet?

No, we had to deviate the flight,

because, well, a mess you can't imagine.

So now I have to do the route,

but I have to do it the other way around.

But that doesn't matter, because trips

can be done in either direction, right?

From one end to the other...

there are people who do it

the other way round.

- I want to say that for me...

- I'm preparing a brunch.

Edu and Albert are coming in a bit.

Who are Edu and Albert?

Two guys from the Greco-Roman wing.

That's tasty, good God.

By the way, today I'm off to New York.

Well I have already found

someone to marry in Las Vegas.

- Oh really?

- Yes, yes, yes.

Very tall, beautiful, very blond,

very big, a firefighter.

I think he's got a big d*ck.

If he accepted just like that he

must have some ugly side to him.

Well, enjoy your brunch.

And you your wedding, Tubby.

Thanks.

I can't believe it.

Not in my bed, eh.

Not in my bed.

There.

Here, some Greco-Roman art.

Look, a story from David.

What's this?

Look what my boss has been getting up to.

And who the hell is this?

Looks like a firefighter.

- It's a firefighter.

- It's a firefighter. It's a firefighter.

Hello David, I know I

shouldn't be calling you.

I need your social security

number and I couldn't find Quique.

No? He should have already

landed in New York.

He's flying around now and that's

why I couldn't get a hold of him.

He must be at a brunch.

What do you need?

I need your social security number,

which starts with some letters.

I only need the letters.

Ah, OK, OK. They're O X L T.

Perfect, thank you.

Are you sure Quique

went to New York?

Imagine if he went to look

for you in Las Vegas...

I don't even want to.

Ciao!

Hello, I'm Esteban,

I received your message.

I'm surprised to hear your proposal.

Listen, seems like a great plan.

So look, if you want to send

me the details when you arrive,

I'll check my flight plan

in order to coordinate, OK?

Kisses.

Oh my God, I'm getting married.

I'm getting married.

Every girl's dream!

Esteban, many thanks for

accepting so quickly.

I've reserved a room in a hotel

and when I park the car I'll send

you the location so you can come.

I'm excited to meet you. Kisses.

I'm a left-wing person until

they talk to me about hotels...

Let's see the bathroom.

Damn, that was quick.

- Hello David.

- Uh, Esteban?

I couldn't wait to meet

my future husband.

Well thank you very

much for accepting.

It's going to be fun,

it's been a bit crazy,

but I think we'll have a good time

I mean, living an experience

but without risks,

since I have everything prepared, well...

Is he an astronaut?

Yes, it's an astronaut.

I didn't want to come up empty handed

and this is what I liked

most from the hotel shop.

I don't know if you'll want

us to get dressed

as Elvis or Marilyn,

or what did you have in mind?

I could look quite exotic

as Marilyn, I must admit.

No, I know they are giving us two suits,

but I don't know anything else.

Fabulous...

... to be honest, I am quite

excited about doing this.

It's fun to be able to say

you got married in Las Vegas.

Really? Last minute like that?

Well, since the really

good things in life are...

Improvised.

Hmm.

Do you mind if I have a quick bath?

Sure, there.

Thanks.

Always offline.

So, here we are, two strangers

about to get married,

because one of them left his

proposal in the hands of a nut bag.

And how do you know that?

ngeles told me.

What a b*tch!

Listen, do we have

any plans for tonight?

No.

Do you like The Wizard Of Oz?

Sometimes the essential

is invisible to the eye.

It's playing at a theater nearby.

We're going to the Emerald City.

Champagne and seafood,

until the music stops.

Hello Esteban, it's me.

Have you both met up?

saw a story from David and..

well, send me a message and

tell me if everything is okay.

Come on David, pick up!

David, it's me again,

have you listened to any of the

thousand messages I've left you?

By the way, it's very bad luck to

sleep together before getting married.

Can you imagine this turns out badly

and we end up getting divorced?

Well, and fighting over

the custody of the kids.

Which side of the bed?

I don't know, you decide,

it's your room.

I don't mind.

I'm ambidextrous.

By the way, did you know they filmed

the new season of Grey's Anatomy here?

I'm more a romantic comedy kind of guy.

Yes, me too, I love those.

Maybe you prefer science fiction.

Listen, if you want, I'll take you to

Area 51 tomorrow and you'll freak out!

- Oh yeah?

- Of course. Seriously, it's cathartic.

Sometimes I put on sad movies to

cry my eyes out, like,

I don't know, The Fault

in Our Stars or Titanic.

Or the one with the dog, Hachiko.

I cry more for the dog

than for Richard Gere.

Me too! Of course, this epic finale...

My Best Friend's Wedding.

That ending, between Julia

Roberts and Rupert Everett..

"Maybe there won't be marriage,

maybe there won't be sex,

but, by God, there'll be dancing. "

By the way...

The two of us didn't dance at

all at the wedding of ngeles.

I didn't see you.

But that's easily fixed.

You really asked him to

marry you with a flashmob?

With choreography and all.

If you do that to me I would trom

accept with my eyes closed.

My dance card is all filled out.

I don't believe you.

Come on, rascal.

You're reading the map upside down!

Look, all this you see in front of you.

All of this was farmland, right?

No, silly.

All of this in front of you is

Area 51 and we can't pass.

Just out front there is a mailbox where

you can leave a message to the aliens

And ask them about someone you miss.

Who would you send a message to?

I think to my father,

I miss him a lot.

Ah! I thought he was still alive.

My mother always acts as

if he was still alive and

talks to him..

The two of them had quite a history..

I dream of being able to have a

little bit of what the two of them had.

Come on, let's go to the alien shop.

Everything!

- From interstellar space.

Oh! I've just fallen in love,

I'm getting married with another.

Do you remember? Like the portrait

of Jesus, the eyes move.

Alien cafe! Must smell like...

hyperspace.

Hyperspace, of course, interstellar.

Drop that, it's polyester.

I've just fallen in love again!

Can we take this? Yes, yes.

I've already taken two this evening.

This one is great. Try, try.

Wait, hold

Look, it's ngeles!

Wait, let me put you on speaker!

Listen, guess who I am with.

Didn't you see the email I sent you?

No.

You told me, that you had

submitted the grant application.

And?

I talked to the person

in charge of the fund

and she told me that don't have

anything registered.

How can that be?

I told her! I told her!

Could you please revise that?

The dead ine is tomorrow

and they want an interview

with us to clarify some concepts

of what we submitted.

- But I'm getting married tomorrow.

- David, I can't do it.

I don't have power of

attorney within the company.

But how can I move forward

with a wedding, ngeles?

How should I know?

What shall I tell them?

I don't even have the submission forms.

Well, the way to move forward

is to move forward, period.

What, what? Wait ngeles,

wait, one second!

We'll go to the chapel right now and tell

them we want to get married right now.

We don't have any guests anyway,

nor witnesses, or anyone.

We don't have anything to lose.

Nothing to lose, yeah.

ngeles, tell them yes.

I'll revise the submission and

tomorrow I' l send it to them.

I'm getting married now, I'll tell you

all about it later. Bye, kisses!

Let's go! Run! Hurry!

She's so tall.

ngeles, you can relax

about the g grant.

I've revised it and everything

is fine and submitted.

Later I'll send you the confirmation

and tomorrow when they

send me the link,

I'll join online. Kisses.

You're very handsome.

Thanks.

You too.

They told me you were Korean.

You, David, need to sign the love

and fidelity agreement for him.

And our intention is to live

a committed relationship.

But naughty, tralala.

You will give him the gold,

divine treasure...

Do you think this woman is marrying us

or converting us to Taoism?

To take care one of another,

in sickness and in health,

Oh my love...

When you get married you'll be

the most happy man in the world.

Don't you think you should...

Romantic movies have rotted

your brain, haven't they?

I need air.

But David, where are you going?

David! Where are you going?

Come here! Stop!

David, stop.

David, stop!

What are you doing?

Didn't you want to live an experience?

I imagined it to be,

I don't know, different.

Different, how?

Surrounded by my family, my friends.

Bre ate, David, breathe.

Easy, breathe.

And started to talk about

love, for life.

Open your eyes.

Look at me.

And now tell me the truth.

Did you want to live this

experience of a wedding, or not?

All I want is to be loved.

Look at me.

My crybaby.

The two of us are going

to go in there now and get married.

Agreed?

If you want, we can change

some words of the text

and instead of it being a legal wedding,

it would be a ceremony

of commitment.

Friends tend to do it like that,

to say they will always

be there for each other.

However you feel more comfortable.

You two are very amiable people.

We are here to celebrate

the happiness of sharing,

of life, of work,

the humility to receive the

gift of love from the sky,

friendship, companionship.

This is sacred.

They will be together until the end.

Today, we shall receive a

blessing from the universe,

an orgasm every once in a while,

a sensation of fulfillment and happiness.

This makes me very happy,

to see such beautiful people.

I want to marry you.

You'll be happy.

I've received the blessing from

God to be able to wear this toga,

and be here with the love of your lives.

You may kiss the groom.

It's a rental! We have to return it!

What are you doing? No, no, no,

don't take pictures of me.

Hey!

Esteban.

You are beautiful, look.

Once I read that when we see

our own reflection,

we change our position

and unconsciously look

for the more attractive part of ourselves.

We don't see the things the way they are,

but the way we are.

I've gotten used to seeing

my own reflection.

Look, I follow the line here...

and down here,

and I find this little piece.

Raise your head a bit.

Turn, there, don't move.

I see you strong, powerful,

sure about yourself.

When you've been fat as a kid,

you never stop feeling that way.

Good morning, sleeping beauty.

Just in time for breakfast.

I'm so lucky you're my husband, right?

I'll get dressed and we

can go down for breakfast.

I'm starving

Or I order room service.

Much better.

Damn, they had it prepared.

Hello.

How I've missed you,

son of a b*tch.

Hello, I'm Quique.

And you... sorry.

You don't resemble the guy

from the picture.

Yes, I'll pack my stuff

and I'll leave right away.

Thanks.

Sorry.

It was wrong to say no to you.

Let's get married.

Today.

I'm glad I saved your spot for you.

Thanks.

Esteban! Stop!

I don't know what to tell you.

Anything, so that I don't leave.

Esteban, I...

am so sorry that you

got your hopes up.

But I have a boyfriend.

And I'm sorry if...

if you misinterpreted everything

that happened between us

because it's true that it was nice, right?

But it was just that, an adventure,

a simulation.

You really believe that?

I don't know.

Look David,

if you want you can keep fooling yourself.

Act as if you are happy

even though there is no

love in your life anymore.

Despite you waking up tomorrow

asking yourself

what on Earth you are trying to save.

It's way easier to fool yourself

than facing the truth.

But you already know that, no?

Tubby, it doesn't matter.

What time is our wedding?

Hello, hello, hello,

we had a reservation to

get married today, today.

No, no, there must be a

misunderstanding, because we

just arrived in Las Vegas and

we want to get married today.

Tubby, let me, let me.

well, I'm Venezuelan,

but that's another story

and we want to get married.

I am Afro American

and we can't do two

weddings in less than 24 hours.

It's against company policy.

What does she mean

with two weddings, Tubby?

No, no, no! Lady, look.

The woman is mistaken.

I got married, I got married.

Eh... Look...

It's very long and

difficult to explain,

but we should have gotten

married today, but in the end

we got married yesterday.

I am so glad to hear that!

You've gotten this weight off you

and I thought I had to get

married in this trashy place.

I had a whole speach prepared

about Warhol and pop,

but that doesn't matter now.

You travelled half the planet to make

the most romantic gesture of your life

and it turns out you were bluffing?

Bluffing?

You just got married,

you won't get married twice.

It's ill*gal, that's

what the young lady said.

Look at Liz Taylor.

Yes, but not in 24 hours.

I didn't get married.

I made a promise between two friends.

And do you know why?

Because I didn't have the ba*ls

to marry anyone else who wasn't you.

That's what happened.

That's fine.

If it's so important for you,

let's get married,

but in Barcelona.

Yes, a wedding how

it's supposed to be.

I'll take care of it.

OK, Tubby?

Don't call me Tubby.

Forget the trip, this nonsense,

the routes, all of it.

I'm going to finish the route,

because it's the dream of my life.

No, but it's nonsense.

You started the route

incorrectly, that's all.

Listen, listen. We are leaving today and

we are getting married in Barcelona.

You are very tall

and very beautiful.

Thanks.

We need to talk.

Hello David,

how was the trip?

How are you feeling?

Where is Is a?

Didn't you listen to my messages?

You didn't come to the interview.

Which interview?

For the project we sent

to the grant. It was mandatory.

Oh God, with all the drama I forgot.

What drama?

What happened? Who the hell

was that guy in the selfie?

- Oh dear.

What happened at the wedding, David?

Well, I nearly had a runaway bride moment.

Yes, yes, I was about to

not marry Esteban.

But in the end I got married.

And the day after Quique appeared

and also wanted to marry me,

but we couldn't get married, because...

This obsession with the

wedding is going ruin us.

Yes, you're right to be mad.

I'm not angry.

I'm tired.

But don't worry, I'll talk to them.

I'm here, trying to save a

company that isn't even mine,

whilst you are running away from problems,

which causes more problems

I'm always dealing with your sh*t.

I'm always in second place.

I'm sick of it.

I'm leaving.

What do you mean

you're leaving? Where to?

Home.

To figure out how to continue

paying for it if I have no job.

No, ngeles, you won't lose your job.

ngeles...

I need to start taking care of myself.

And you should start

getting your life in order.

Thank you for being here.

For me this is an important day.

I have something to tell you.

Art is precarious.

It emerges from crisis,

from violence.

Growth is violent.

Like the burst of a seed

about to turn into a fruit.

This makes me think of love.

Love is beautiful

just like what I have with my other half.

15 years deserve a celebration.

A celebration you are all invited to.

I won't accept lillies if they

aren't from Casablanca.

By the way, the people from the finca

should give us torches for the way.

Of course, and tomorrow we'll

revise the invitation list.

Come... come on honey.

Kiss, bye.

How they try and fool

you with these weddings.

All of this, because it is

the most important day of your life.

What a farce.

ngeles left me.

I'm sure it's nothing. Look!

The same catering at half

the price. They're thieves.

Kali ah, darling, how are you?

How's it going with Boris? Very good...

Hi mom.

Son, are you crying?

Mom...

I'm getting married.

Again? Didn't you

just get married?

Yes, but this one

is the right one.

With Quique, I managed in the end.

Darling, the wedding thing is nonsense.

What?

You're talking about it as

if it was an achievement.

It's not a milestone.

It's the beginning of an adventure.

But it also works

out without a wedding.

What's important is love,

but with yourself.

But I thought it

was important for you.

Son, I was high most of the time.

You shouldn't listen to me too much,

neither when I drink,

nor when I smoke a joint,

or when I take estrogen

to get past my menopause.

Your father and I got married

to give you a all l a record,

but we were already happy before.

The wedding didn't

make it better, we did.

With our family.

The wedding was just another celebration.

Although, with your father,

everyday was a celebration.

That's why I have such difficulty

letting go of your father.

I only want you to love yourself

and for you to be loved.

And now I need to leave you,

because your father

is surely about to arrive

and will want to eat.

Mom, you're right.

About what?

About everything.

Listen, couldn't you have

told me this 20 years ago?

"Yes I do"

Quique Nieto will marry his partner

of 15 years in a massive ceremony.

Quique.

Tubby, oh, good.

I have everything ready.

On this side the family, which is...

I don't want to hear it.

Tubby, don't be annoying.

On this side my friends

and on the other

side the cool people.

Boris, who will surely come.

A few gallerists from New York,

which is important for me.

And the mayor.

And ngeles?

ngeles is coming?

A set of cutlery less.

Doesn't matter.

Or two, because she'll surely

come with her husband.

Ah look, instead we could invite Malena

and Enrique. Enrique is doing very well.

Stop.

Sorry?

We're done.

You don't like anything or anyone.

I think you don't even like me.

You have no idea who I am.

Of what I like, what I feel,

what I need. My life, my friends.

You never gaze beyond

your perfect navel.

You are so self-centered...

I am planning your wedding.

Your wedding, David.

What more do you want?

Of course, my love.

You are planning my wedding.

But you should be

organizing our wedding.

And I've been thinking

a long time about

a long time thinking about

about what I was missing

in my life, but no.

Nothing is missing.

I just need to let you go.

Look, Tubby.

Everything is paid for.

If you ever call me Tubby

again I'll bust your lip.

The most important thing is that.

that I love you.

And me too, my dear.

But that's it.

Hello!

Hello.

I didn't find one that said

"Welcome to Barcelona.

And when I went to the shop and

I saw the alien I thought of you.

Well, of you and me,

the two of us in Las Vegas.

Of the Martians... no, no, no,

I'm not saying you're a Martian.

I'm getting a bit confused here.

Take it.

Thanks.

Esteban, it was a mistake to tell you that

what happened in Las Vegas was

just an adventure.

I'm very sorry, because

that is not what I think.

And thank you very much for marrying me

without having asked for anything in return.

Besides, with you..

those pictures you took

was the best sex

I've ever had in my life.

And those pictures helped me regain

confidence in myself to face my fears.

And that is why I

can to tell you that.

am a guy in front of another guy...

Oh no, sorry. Sorry.

David, where are you going?

Do you want me to read your horoscope?

Do I have a choice?

Mercury is entering Pisces next week.

It's a great opportunity

to introduce changes.

Because surely during the Libra

phase you acted like a complete as*h*le.

Surely, it says as*h*le there.

If you get run over by a car tomorrow,

better not to have anything pending.

There might be a Scorpio in your

new apartment waiting for an apology.

Isa...

Shut up.

Do you want me to read your palms?

No.

Fine, then I'm off.

And remember, wherever your heart

wants to be you'll find your treasure.

Marcelo, bro, I need your help.

Everything ready?

Ready.

ngeles, could you come to

the balcony, sweetheart, please?

OK, coming.

Go!

Yes, yes.

Let me tell you.

That I am a total idiot.

And that you were

right about everything.

You are the woman of my life.

But since you are already married.

I shall propose something else...

Give me a second chance.

Get out of here!

-Ma'am!

What happened?

Let's be business partners.

Let's be business partners.

Really?

You're missing the part that

says to me, you are perfect.

ngeles, listen, I've got

another meeting with the financiers

and we have another interview

the day after tomorrow.

But this time we shall do it differently.

- How?

- Together. You and I shall convince them.

- Why?

Because we are family.

And because some of your

good sense rubbed off on me,

And some of my spontaneity

rubbed off on you...

Nothing can beat that, right?

We have two days.

I feel like I can

I feel like I can fly

With the force of a cyclone

That won't stop

for anything

I feel like I can

I feel like I can fly

With the force of a plane

that won't stop

I still have a reason to walk

barefoot on hot coals

Maybe the best is yet to come

Or so I hope

I feel like I can fly

With the force of a cyclone

That won't stop

for anything

Uh... I thought we were meeting

today, after the trip.

No big deal, I'm leaving.

I have had a few too

many drinks and I'm tired.

Las Vegas was a mistake,

I suppose he already told you.

But at least I still have the experience.

It's safe to assume

I'm married to the wrong person.

I feel like I can fly

With the force of a cyclone

That won't stop

for anything

-He does that very well

-Very well.

- Now, now, there, there! Very good, bravo!

- Very good love.

That's the chorus and after

the verse. Shall I do the verse?

But, you did a little gesture like

"Hurry, hurry" like

"good thing you finished the song."

- Don't be like that.

- No. Are you grouchy?

I'm grouchy when you criticize everything.

Here we go, he wants love, look at him...

You're grouchy, you're grouchy.

Anyone wants bread?

Eat and shut up.

No, but we need to

celebrate that Huracn won.

Huracn! Did you know I am

rooting for Huracn, Marcelo?

Very good, the Huracn

fan from Parque Patricios.

From Huracn.

Fanatic, we won with double 9.

- I can be for Huracan, too?

- Of course , of course

- From, from Huracan.

- I can't listen to this, no no.

Astronauts calling Earth:

summary of the week.

Project approved.

What?

You're kidding.

I felt like making a romantic comedy.

And by the way, we need

to talk about love.

Don't involve me in your stories, no.

Listen, are you going to see him again?

I think I let him get away..

he already found someone else.

Darlings, I was referring

to something else.

You always get so tense

you look like you've just

come out of a film by Almodovar.

But you need to fight for

what you want, David.

But he doesn't even

answer my messages.

He's offended and that is normal.

There's nothing more to do

Besides, if he is with someone else.

I don't want to get in the way.

How could he not be with someone

else with you being a mess?

Could you listen to me, please?

Maturing doesn't mean you

need to stop dreaming.

Kids! Could you shut up for once!

Listen, I feel terrible.

Yes, it seems like ever since

your little incident

we can't talk about weddings anymore.

Me?

Yes, you.

If I don't say it I'll explode.

Do you want to see Esteban again?

I do

Of course.

Here, a golden opportunity.

Even cat gets married here, or what?

Hello.

I was very mad, sorry.

I missed you.

Everything was just so...

- I know.

You went to the other side of

the world to enter into a commitment.

That was a game.

But it got out of hand.

He is crazy about you.

I know it, he doesn't have to tell me.

I can see it in his eyes.

But sometimes love isn't enough.

Or worse, I don't want to be

a passing whim, just a rebound.

Look, how shall I tell you this...

The thing is, I'm at an age

where if I try to

keep quiet about something,

He saw someone in your house and

didn't want to get in the way.

And in the end he did

exactly the same as you.

In order to not disturb, to not get

in the way, to not do this, or not that.

In the end, guys, with oh not this,

oh not that, and you do it all wrong.

I'm just saying that the

opportunity is in your hands.

Is a has invited you to

her wedding. We're all going

Take advantage of it, or not.

That depends on you.

By God, we haven't been

like this for a while.

I'm so happy.

You look so good, so beautiful,

so relaxed. So... splendid.

Put a smile on that face.

Message...

-... from Esteban.

- No!

Yes.

Hello David,

sorry for not showing

any signs of life sooner

and having been absent, but look,

I have something important to tell you.

I hope to see you at Is a's wedding.

I'll come by for a bit and then

leave since I'm going on a trip.

That's all, see you later.

What? What is he saying?

He wants to see me.

Go to him!

- Oh yes!

- Come on!

love you.

I love you mom.

Oh, finally!

I'm happy, I'm happy today. Cheers.

Now I would have a Whiskey,

but no, I have Tai-Chi.

Hello! Thanks for coming!

Paquita, jerk, you didn't come and say hi.

Well, OK, OK, in a bit.

Well, remember it's an open bar!

Well, love! Love is free too!

That, the bar and love, free!

- Cheers!

- Cheers...

Cheers, and you can

come and take pictures.

Me first...

One thing, thank you

all for this moment.

Well, for having come

to this sudden wedding.

Hey guys, have you seen David?

He said he was going to come?

I thought he said he had

gone to the restroom.

You wait here, while you

dance I'll look for him.

I don't think he confirmed.

Maybe he is at home,

changing the mattress,

because it was so hard.

Uh, hard?

- Like a firefighter.

- Like a firefighter... no.

David, Esteban has come to

look for you. Where are you?

You always have to be late.

The wedding was moved forward

two hours, you remember?

What do you mean two hours?

When did they change it?

David, by God, if you hear this,

don't be a fool and let him escape again.

What the hell is going on?

I'll be damned!

What do I do now?

David, we are trying to stall Esteban,

but since you aren't here he wants to leave.

If you aren't here in twenty seconds,

I' IIl burn your apartment down.

o many years, so many comings and goings

it's nice to see you close up.

For now, let's live in the moment,

let us celebrate.

But don't forget that you made

a promise and a promise is a debt.

Seems like you're forgetting

about "The Glory hole.

Esteban!

There is a glass missing in your hand.

No, love. I'm going to leave.

- No, no, no, no, wait.

- Yes, I need to leave.

Honey, honey,

everything is ready.

Attention, you won't believe it. Let's go.

Stop there.

Hey!

Esteban!

Thank you guys.

Esteban...

He was my cousin.

Oh my, I thought he

was your boyfriend.

Yes, he came to help me

with the plumbing...

I didn't want to leave

without telling you.

You're leaving?

I asked for a transfer and

I'm flying this evening.

Esteban... it's just me without

you it's like I can't...

Well, the drama queen has arrived,

as if it was the end of Grey's Anatomy

with her re d-d ark trousers and...

Today is a good day.

I don't know.

You are irrational, impulsive,

a die-hard romantic

and obnoxiously imperfect.

That being said, there

is nothing I like more.

Oh my crybaby.

Are you doing anything this afternoon?

Leaving with you.

Well then, we are already late...