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05x14 - Say Cheese

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse". Aired: May 5, 2006 – November 6, 2016.*
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Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Pluto, Daisy, Goofy, Pete, Clarabelle and more go on fun and educational adventures together.

05x14 - Say Cheese

Post by bunniefuu »

Hey, everybody.
It's me. Mickey Mouse.

Say, you wanna
come inside my Clubhouse?

Well, all right! Let's go!

Ah, I almost forgot.

To make the Clubhouse appear,
we get to say the magic words.

Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse.

Say it with me.

Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse.

[♪ theme music playing]

[all]
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

That's me!

[all]
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

It's the
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

Come inside,
it's fun inside

It's the
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

-[man] Roll call! Donald!
-Present.

-[man] Daisy!
-Here.

-[man] Goofy!
-Here.

-[man] Pluto!
-[barks]

-[man] Minnie!
-Here!

-[man] Mickey!
-Right here.

It's the
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

Come inside,
It's fun inside

M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

[Mickey] It's the
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse+!

Say "cheese"!

Hiya, everybody.
Welcome to the Clubhouse!

My pal, Tuffy and I,

were just looking at this picture of him
at his favorite place,

Star Lake.

Well, what do
you think, Tuffy?

[chuckles]
I think it looks great, too.

There you go, Tuffy.

[Pluto whining]

[barks]

Oh, look.
Pluto's got a picture, too.

What you got, pal?

Oh, I took this picture
of Pluto in front of his favorite place,

his doghouse.

And I know the perfect
place to hang it.

My picture wall.

Oh, hiya, Little Helper!

-[squeaking]
-How helpfull is that?

Thanks, Little Helper.

[grunts]

Hi, Mickey!

-Hi, Pluto!
-Hi, everybody.

This is
a wonderful picture, Mickey.

I'll say. Cutie doodles!

But all the other frames
are empty!

Gee! You know
what would be swell?

If we took a picture
of each of you

in front
of your favorite place.

[chuckles] That sounds
like a fabulous idea, Mickey.

Oh, goodie-goodie!

I know exactly where
you should take my picture.

Hot dog!

Once the wall is filled
with pictures,

we'll invite
everybody over to see 'em.

We'll call it
Palapalooza!

Because you're all
my best pals.

It'll be an honor to be
as part of Palapalooza!

I'm ready for my picture.

[chuckles] Will you help me
take pictures of our best pals

in front of their
favorite places?

You will? Great!

To the the mousekedoer!

♪ Mouseke hey, Mouseke hi,
Mouseke h*,♪

♪ Mouseke ready, Mouseke set,
Here we go ♪

♪ You're a thinking ♪

♪ And a solving
Working througher ♪

♪ Mouseke me, Mouseke you,
Mousekedoer ♪

♪ Mouseke me, Mouseke you,
Mouseke doer ♪

♪ Oh, Toodles,
It's time to get to it ♪

♪ Show us the mouseketools
To help us do it ♪

Meeska! Mooska!
Mousekedoer!

Oh, boy, oh, boy!

[Minnie]
We must be at Donald's favorite place.

The desert!

The deset
Is my favorite place

Slow down, Donald,
It's not a race

The sun shines bright
Up in the sky

Phew!

It's hot, hot, hot

And dry, dry, dry

The sand as far
As we can see

The pyramid
Is where he wants to be

Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!

The pyramid!

You're right, Donald.
The desert is lovely!

Phew! But it's very hot today!

Maybe there's a mouseketool
we can use

to keep us cool
while we're here.

Phew! Good idea, Daisy.

Everybody say,

"Oh, Toodles!"

Oh, Toodles!

[Minnie]
We've got a rubber spatula,

a megaphone,

and the Mystery Mousekepal.

Will any of these
help us stay cool in the desert?

[Mickey] Hmm.

It doesn't seem
like a megaphone

or a rubber spatula
would help us.

Let's try
the Mystery Mousekepal!

Everybody say,
"Mystery Mousekapal!"

[all] Mystery Mouskepal!

[Mickey]
Today's Mr. Mousekepal is...

Snowcone Pete.

[Minnie] Oh, perfect!

Snowcones are a great way
to cool down on a hot day.

[Mickey]
We've got ears, say cheers!

[scatting]
Gotta stay cool

Gotta stay cool

Snowcones for everyone,
That's the rule

Mm.

Hello, hello.
Did someone ring?

[ringing]

Ha-ha! It's just me.

Snowcone Pete, aringin'!

Now, how can I help you?

Hiya, Snowcone Pete.

We're glad to see ya.
We need to cool down.

Well, good thing you called...

the coolest cat around!

-[chuckles]
-[laughs] Yeah.

This is great!

Thank you, Snowcone Pete.

[chuckles]
Thanks, Snowcone Pete.

[chuckles] Oh, no problem.

Time for your picture, Donald.

Oh, gee.
They're taking pcitures, huh?

Well, I'd love
to be in a picture!

Maybe if I'm quick enough?

[Minnie] Ready?

-Ah!
-Ah!

[Minnie] Oh!

-[Donald grumbles]
-Huh. I guess Pete wanted

to take a picture with us.

Snowcone Pete! Come back!

Oh. Maybe next time.

[Minnie] Okay, Donald.

Say, "Cheese!"

Cheese!

Ah, that's a good one!

Great!
Back to the camper, everybody!

My favorite place
isn't far from here.

Well, first, we've gotta
get this windshield cleaned up.

[all] ♪ The wipers on the camper go
Swishity-swish

Swishity-swish

Swishity-swish

[all] ♪ The wipers on the camper go
Swishity-swish

All through the town

Are we there yet?

Not quite.

We need to make
a deep dive to get to my favorite place.

Will you help us
turn the camper

into something that
can swim underwater?

All right!

We have
a yellow tracktor button,

a red submarine button,

and a blue airplane button.

Which button will turn the camper
into something that can swim underwater?

Yeah!
The red submarine button!

[beeps]

Under the sea
Is the place for me

The water and coral
So pretty to see

The colors are bright

And there's fish
To befriend

To the bottom we go

Where the fun never ends

And this is my favorite place.

This beautiful grotto.

It's lovely, Daisy.

Ta-da!

Oh! [laughs]

Oh, doodles!

My helmet is all fogged up.

I can't see where I'm going.

Oh, dear. Hmm.

Maybe there's a Mouseketool that can help
wipe the fog from your helmet.

Everybody say,

"Oh, Toodles!"

Oh, Toodles!

[Mickey]
We got a rubber spatula and a megaphone.

Which Mouseketool
do we use

to wipe away
the fog from Daisy's helmet.

[Minnie] Hmm. A rubber spatula
is used to wipe frosting out of a bowl.

Maybe it can
wipe away fog, too.

-[Goofy] Great idea!
-[all agreeing]

[Mickey]
We've got ears, say cheers!

Oh, goodie!
My mask is clear now.

I'm ready for my picture.

Huh! Daisy, watch out!

Octopus!

Quackers!

Wait a minute.

That's not a real octopus!

That's Octo Pete.

Aw, I don't know
what you're talking about.

I'm just
a regular old octopus.

Gotta go!

Wait! Pete!
Let's get a picture of you!

[gasps] It looks like
he's already gone.

He keeps doing that.

[chuckles] Silly Pete.

Ready, Daisy?

Hmm. It looks like we need
to move the camera

so we get a good
picture of Daisy.

Should we move the camera
this way...

or that way?

That way! Correct.

Oh, perfect.

Say "cheese," Daisy.

Cheese!

So far...

we've got a picture of Minnie
at the pretty sunflower field,

a picture of Donald
in the desert,

and an underwater picture
of Daisy.

Who's next?

I sure hope it's me!

Yippie!

We're in the jungle!

And my favorite place
is the jungle waterfall.

Uh, it's around
here somewhere.

[Donald exclaims]

[all cheering]

Gee, Goofy.
Which way should we go?

I'm not too sure.

Maybe I can try to call
my good pal, Coco, the monkey.

She can help us
find the way.

Oh, Coco! Coco!

Gee! The jungle's so big.

I don't think
Coco can hear me.

Then we need a Mouseketool!

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

Oh, Toodles!

[Mickey] It looks like the megaphone
is our last Mouseketool!

[Goofy] Say,

a megaphone can make
my voice sound louder!

So Coco should be able
to hear me!

[Mickey] We've used all
our Mouseketools today.

Say, "Super cheers!"

-[over megaphone] Hello! Hello! Hello!
-[feedback]

Is it working?

[grumbles] Hey, be careful!

[laughs] Sorry, Donald!

Oh, Coco!

[chittering]

Hiya, Coco!

We're looking
for the waterfall.

[chittering]

Coco says she can help us
get to the jungle waterfall.

But we'll need
your help, too.

Can you choose
the right path that Coco tells us to take?

Well, thank you kindly.

[guffawing]

Which way should we go, Coco?

Coco says that we need to follow
the path pointing toward the coconuts.

Should we take this path
or that path?

Good job!

The coconuts are this way!

[chitters]

Back in the camper we go!

Gawrsh! It looks like there's one, two,
three ways we could go this time.

[Coco chittering]

[Goofy]
Coco says we should take the coconut path.

Is the coconut path
this path...

the middle path,
or that path?

Yep! The middle path
looks like the coconuty way!

Thanks, Coco!

This is my favorite place
because...

Waterfall, waterfall

Pouring from above

♪ Splashing down
And swirlin' round ♪

What's there not to love?

I really like the water

Especially for a swim

It tumbles down
And swirls around

Come on
And jump right in

Waterfall, waterfall

It splashes in my face

Whoo!

Going down
And swirlin' round

You're my favorite place

Say, Coco!
Come join me.

[chitters]

Say, "Cheese!"

Cheese...

sandwich.

[Pete] Hey, hey, hey!
[exclaims]

Oh! [groans]

You caught me.

I'm sorry. [grunts]

I just wanted
to be in a picture.

Gee, Pete. We've been asking you
to take a picture with us all day.

Really?

Yeah.
But you kept running off.

We'd love to take your picture
in front of your favorite place.

Well, uh, this ain't it.
[laughs]

[groans]

There you go, Pete.

And here's your picture, Goof!

[Goofy]
Coco and I look snazzy.

Come on, everyone.
Back in the camper!

Bye, Coco!

[chittering]

So where is
your favorite place, Pete?

Well, my favorite place
happens to be...

[whispering]

[chuckles] All right.
Then let's go!

[humming]

Nice and quiet on the lake

This is where
I take my break

Rubber ducky
Treats me well

Where I got him
I won't tell

Nice and quiet on the lake

This is where I
Take my break

Say, "Cheese," Pete.

Cheese, Pete.

I got the picture.

All right, everyone.

Now it's back to the Clubhouse
for Palapalooza!

[all cheering]

And last but not least,
Pete in front of his favorite place.

[all exclaiming]

Oh, thanks, Mickey,
the mixer mouse.

Why, it's an honor.

[bell dinging]

All right!
Our friends are here!

[all] Hello!

Hi, everybody!

Welcome to Palapalooza!

Please enjoy the pictures.

And have some cheesy
snacks as well.

Thanks, Little Helper.

I've been craving cheese
all day!

[chuckles]

[all exclaiming]

Marvelous!

Whoa! [cheering]

Great pictures!

Look!
There's one picture missing!

Oh, Mickey!

We forgot to get
your picture at your favorite place

Oh. [chuckles]
Then we can do it right now.

Everybody, gather around!

[all] Cheese!

Yup. The Clubhouse
is my favorite place.

Especially when all of you
are here with me. [chuckles]

We sure have a lot of great pictures
of our pals on the wall now.

Pluto in front
of his doghouse,

Minnie at the sunflower field.

Donald at the pyramid,

Daisy at
the underwater grotto,

Goofy with Coco
at the jungle waterfall,

Pete on his giant
rubber ducky at the lake.

[chuckles]

And me, with everybody
at the Clubhouse.

Now that we have
all our pictures for Palapalooza,

it's time to stand up,
and do the Hot Dog Dance!

[♪ Hot Dog song playing]

♪ Hot dog ♪

♪ Hot dog ♪

♪ Hot dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog,
Hot diggity dog ♪

Now we got ears,
It's time for cheers

Hot dog, hot dog,
The problem's solved

Hot dog, hot dog,
Hot diggity dog

Thanks for helping me
take pictures of all my pals today.

Palapalooza was a hit.

And everybody
loved our pictures!

What a Hot Dog Day!

♪ Hot dog, hot dog,
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ It's a brand new day
Whatcha waiting for? ♪

Get up, stretch out,
Stomp on the floor

♪ Hot dog, hot dog,
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog,
Hot diggity dog ♪

We're splitting the scene,
We're full of beans

So long for now
From Mickey Mouse

That's me!

And the Mickey Mouse...

Clubhouse

Aw, thanks for stopping by.

[♪ closing theme playing]