01x03 - Bound

[bunniefuu]

Hot sauce, can't get enough ♪

Of my hot sauce, keep burnin' up ♪

From my hot sauce ♪

Little t-witch, gotta lick your lips ♪

Every time you sip on my ♪

Don't even know that'll

make you wish for ♪

Every kind of life

you could ever think of ♪

All the good, good

you could ever dream of ♪

Yeah, I can be dessert

only after dinner ♪

The kind of taste ♪

You can't erase ♪

(KNOCK AT DOOR)

It's open.

(KNOCKING CONTINUES)

It's open.

Oh, thank God.

The last time, I got

arrested for trespassing.

Von, by the way.

CJ.

Sorry for not getting the door.

I'm just a compulsive liar

about my height on the apps.

Mm. OK.

Well, why don't I come to you, then?

Hot sauce, can't get enough ♪

Of my hot sauce, time you sip ♪

On my hot sauce ♪

Little t-witch, gotta lick your lips ♪

Every time you sip on my ♪

Oh

(SIGHS)

(MOANS)

Is this rope burn?

Ow

You must be into some kinky sh*t.

You have no idea.

(TRAIN WHIRRS)

(MAN CLEARS THROAT)

How many more stops you got?

It's priority seating.

cr*pple trumps bulk.

What are they for, anyway?

For attention. So glad they're working.

(MAN LAUGHS)

I actually hired a differently

abled intern this year.

He wasn't this snarky.

OK, uh, if you're such an ally,

maybe you could skip grilling

me about my medical history

and ask one of the many

able-bods here for their seat.

Like that guy.

Mm?

I mean, I get that he's old er

- Ooh!

- than me.

Distinguished.

But, no, you're right.

Have my seat.

ANNOUNCEMENT: Now

arriving at North Richmond.

- Stopping all stations

- Sweet.

OK.

CJ: So, was that actually your stop?

Or do you have a good samaritan

complex, forcing you to escort me.

Well, back in my day, we used

to look out for our fellow man.

"Older". I said, "Older".

What was that? You'll have

to speak into my good ear.

Oh, I don't mean past it.

You're still active, obviously.

Virile.

The word 'DILF' comes to mind.

- "The word 'DILF' comes to mind"?

- Or 'GILF'.

I don't know, maybe

you had a kid too young

and then they had a kid too young.

I never really risked the

whole teen pregnancy thing.

I guess that's the

best thing about sodomy.

Or the second best.

Mainly, I just like how fun it is.

Oh.

Wow.

Call me crazy but I can never tell

if a stare is a cruising stare or a

"What's the deal with

your disability?" stare.

Do they have to be mutually exclusive?

(GROANING)

(GROWLS)

(WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY)

- Huh?

- (BELT BUCKLE JANGLES)

Whoa. Easy, tiger. Not here.

OK.

Well, I'm meant to be at

a thing right now, so

how close is yours?

Meet me tonight.

(CHUCKLES)

You're a club promoter?

It's not my event.

But I'll make sure you're on the door.

Well, thanks for the walk but

I'm late for a d*ck appointment

and I'd like to actually get off.

So I can't ignore you at the club.

I'll need those back.

(CHUCKLES)

What if I bail?

Won't you be locked out of your house?

I never said they were my house keys.

(BOTH MOAN)

WOMAN: (MUFFLED) CJ?

CJ?

Hey, dude?

Hello?

Think they're ready for ya.

Student doctors. I simply adore

helping teach the next generation.

It's a true labour of love.

Wish me luck.

WOMAN: Now, CJ is a 25-year-old male

presenting with hip pain

following sexual activity.

This increases the likelihood

of future subluxations, bursitis

and chronic joint inflammation.

Now, can you tell me what you

think this scarring here is?

Uh, most likely, it's the result of

a peroneal tendon-lengthening surgery

performed as a child.

Correct.

Are we done?

One of the things they

don't teach you in med school

is abrasive patients.

The more you see a patient,

the more you get to establish

a baseline of sass.

Breathe in for me.

- (INHALES)

- Ooh.

And that, Dr Bonham, is a pretty

reliable marker of referred pain.

Someone else's sexual pleasure

isn't worth your pain, CJ.

And you can always ask to switch

to a more ergonomic position

if you think that

muscle strain's a risk.

Ooh! Very sexy.

Maybe I'll wear wrist guards, too.

Prevent carpal tunnel

secondary to fisting

Just give your body a rest, CJ.

Try not to mix with alcohol.

Fine with caps, right?

I'll leave you to get dressed.

I bet there's plenty of guys

who'll find you attractive,

in spite of everything.

Don't forget your keys, CJ.

- You.

- Wha ?

Yep. Yes. Sorry, coming.

(KEYS JANGLE)

Hey, hey, what the f*ck?!

b*tch, get in line.

- Excuse me!

- Are you serious?

Look, if we f*cked,

I don't remember you.

And it didn't help any of these

bottoms skip the line either.

I think I'm on the door.

Ah.

One of Jet's boys. He's upstairs.

Have fun.

Uh-uh. Leather. What

is the narrative, Tony?

(DANCE MUSIC PLAYS,

LAUGHTER AND SHOUTING)

There you go. Alright. Thanks, Peach.

Oh, God! Stalker!

I mean, I know I'm good but

Or maybe sleeping with you

was just step one of my plan

to steal a bunch of coats.

OK, reveal of the night.

I love your, um

What are they? Like, garter

Oh, so, they're

Um, not that that matters

because, actually, for me to assume

I'm meeting a guy upstairs.

There's a lift if you can't

f*ck.

(DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)

(LIFT DOOR CLOSES)

(HEAVY BREATHING AND MOANING)

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

Over to you.

(MOANING ECHOES)

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

- (WHIPS SLAPS)

- Aaagh!

Aagh!

Leave them on.

So, we're clear, then.

You didn't hit on me

DESPITE my disability.

- Did you?

- You're right.

I didn't.

So, you get hard whenever

you see someone in braces?

Not whenever.

It'd have to be a really

hot guy in braces

to get me hard.

Like right now.

Had I fallen for this, how

would it have gone down?

You call me a bunch

of slurs for an hour?

No slurs.

And I last much longer than an hour.

I'd have you on the bed.

- Shackled?

- Only if you were into it.

You can tell me to stop at any point.

You don't have to do

anything except be yourself.

Ooh.

CJ: So

how did you get into all this?

I started with just regular bondage.

I like guys in handcuffs.

And then I found rope play.

And then

a guy asked to be

put in a straitjacket.

(GROANS)

Then I found medical bondage.

Casts.

Slings.

Braces.

So, cripples are just ready-meals

for bondage fetishists?

Restraints included at no extra charge.

You can Tweet that later.

But right now, just be quiet.

Sorry, just to check, do you mean

"Be quiet", like, "Talk less",

or "Be quiet", like, um,

"I've also got a fetish for mutism."

Like, uh, is it a "More disabilities,

the better" kind of thing?

Because I've also got hay fever.

Mmm. I'll tell you.

Be quiet so you can keep your

mouth for even better things.

You clinical c*ck-tease.

Out in public, all bound-up like that.

(LAUGHS)

Uh

Sorry.

This isn't gonna work.

What, the laugh?

You're kink-shaming me.

I think I'm being surprisingly

cool about of all this, actually.

You said you were in but you

can't even keep a straight face.

But you can see that it's

silly to talk about braces

like they're bondage.

The point is they give you

more control and agency.

They're freedom.

Well, if you're so proud of them,

then why were you gonna take them off?

(SCOFFS)

You don't f*cking get it, do you?

Because they're not

part of my sex life.

I don't need them when I'm horizontal.

You know, actually,

you're the first freak

that wanted me to keep them on for sex.

Yeah, I bet that's the real reason

why you bring disabled people

into your freak fetish stuff.

You think we'll be grateful you

f*cked us. Hmm! (SLAMS TABLE)

(GRUNTS)

('ANOTHER WORLD' BY LUCY BLOMKAMP PLAYS)

In ♪

Another world ♪

As I weep ♪

I know you heard ♪

I don't wanna hear

you say another word ♪

Hey, uh, CJ, uh, I'm sorry for being

so awkward about your supports

Coat!

Hey, how about I get you

a drink after I finish ?

I don't want your f*cking pity! Coat!

('ANOTHER WORLD' CONTINUES)

30 minutes. You f*cking Uber!

(WHIRRING)

We've gotta stop meeting like this.

Blue, by the way.

CJ.

That student doctor put his

foot in it with you, too?

Unfortunately.

He asked me how I piss.

Or I think it was, like,

"How do you urinate?"

Well, at least he

knows the medical term.

It's whatever.

Hospital always makes me feel like

I'm just this faulty network of tubes.

Well, definitely steer

clear of upstairs.

What's upstairs?

Medical fetishists.

So, that's why people keep

buying me drinks tonight.

Did someone lure you up there?

Lured?

Tricked.

I did try to play along for a bit

Mm. No, babe

Love yourself.

In my defence, the guy was hot.

Too hot.

Of course, even the disability

fetishist ends up rejecting me.

Someone else's pleasure

isn't worth your pain.

Dr Wilkes recycles her proverbs?

I'm pretty sure she just gets

them from her astrology app.

(BOTH LAUGH)

I think I'll head back in.

So, these medical fetishists are where?

Level 1.

Downstairs is safe.

At least those freaks have

enough shame to keep out of sight.

Funny.

I've only ever heard that

line in reference to

What a novelty.

Being on the other side for once.

(MUFFLED DANCE MUSIC)

Hey.

Hey.

I know it's weird.

I don't expect disabled

people to be grateful.

I'm grateful that anyone would

let me do any of this without

you know, making

me feel like a freak.

Well, for what it's worth,

I'm sorry for calling you one.

Although, if 'freak' was a slur,

I do feel like the cripples

get dibs over leather daddies.

Leather daddies were marching

in Pride before you were born.

- So, you do want me to be grateful?

- No.

It's

I've been coming here since I was 18.

100 years ago.

Back then, we were all deviants.

Then we made progress and

and all my friends

were suddenly normal.

Or 'normal' stretched to

include them, which is good.

Friends got married, had kids.

I'm a godfather now.

Times have changed for the better.

But it was a little less lonely

when we were all freaks.

I get it, but you sprung this on me.

I didn't have time to process.

You can't do that.

Because it doesn't feel sexy

being in hospital.

Not for the person who gets

told they're the problem.

I'm so sorry.

But

now I HAVE had time to process.

Easy, tiger.

One step at a time.

I've been waitin' for you ♪

It's been so long ♪

I knew just what I would

do when I heard your song ♪

And now we're flyin'

through the stars ♪

I hope this night will last forever ♪

Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

Ain't nobody ♪

Loves me better ♪

Makes me happy ♪

Makes me feel this way ♪

Ain't nobody ♪

Loves me better than you ♪

And now we're flyin'

through the stars ♪

I hope this night will last forever ♪

Whoa-oh-oh ♪

Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh ♪

Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

Forever, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

Ain't nobody ♪

Loves me better than you. ♪

(HEAVY BREATHING AND MOANING)

(MOANS)

MAN: Excuse me?

What's that for?

The leg braces?

They help me walk.

Cerebral palsy.

Sorry, no, I, uh

I meant the fit.

This old thing?

I don't wanna be a freak ♪

But I can't help myself ♪

I don't wanna be a freak ♪

But I can't help myself ♪

- I don't wanna be a freak ♪

- Attention.

But I can't help myself ♪

I don't wanna be a freak ♪

But I can't help myself ♪

Freakin' ♪

Makes your body move ♪

Freakin' ♪

Makes your body move ♪

Freakin' ♪

Makes your body move ♪

Freakin' ♪

Makes your body move ♪

I don't wanna be a freak ♪

Don't wanna be a freak ♪

But I can't help myself.