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02x03 - Cake University

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Is It Cake?". Aired: March 18, 2022.*
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Skilled cake artists create mouthwatering replicas of everyday objects, in a mind-bending baking contest inspired by a popular meme.

02x03 - Cake University

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[upbeat music plays]

[cheering]

I'm wearing a hat.

-I'm wearing a hat.
-Whoa!

[contestants cheering

I love that.

-You guys remember college? Right?
-[contestants] Yeah!

[Mikey] Corterrius, are you in college?

Yeah. I go to the great
Mississippi Valley State University.

Whoo!

Mississippi Valley!

I'm slinging cakes on the side on campus.

-[laughter]
-Smart.

Dude!

New hustler. I'm a new hustler.

[laughs]

-So it's time to play Find That Cake!
-[contestants cheering]

Yeah! Mississippi Valley!

You know!

[upbeat drum rhythm]

-[music fades]
-[applause]

We're about to see
if you guys paid attention in class.

Cake wall, spin!

-[Spirit] Oh my God!
-[laughs]

[Mikey] This is my college dorm room.

And there's one cake hidden in there.

-Only one?
-One?

[Mikey] Only the fastest four of you
will be competing today.

The other four will bake next time.

-Okay.
-Okay.

You have 20 seconds
to write down your answer.

Your time starts now.

-[tense music]
-[timer beeping]

-[woman 1] Which one is it?
-[woman 2] Oh.

-My glasses don't even help.
-[Mikey] Ten seconds.

So many options.

[tense music continues]

Lock in your answers.

Five, four, three, two, one.

-Time is up!
-[bell dings]

Okay, let's see how you did.
I need my knife.

If this was like college...

Yep. It's under the pillow.

-Freaky.
-Wow!

That's very psycho.

Everyone sleeps with a massive knife
under their pillow, right?

-Right.
-Right.

Did anyone here pick the sweaters?

[Miko] That's me. I'm sorry!

[laughter]

That was the most adorable "that's me."

-[woman] Aww.
-[laughter]

Miko, you thought these sweatshirts
were cake?

I don't feel confident with my answer.

-I see.
-[woman] Aww.

-[Miko] I feel ashamed.
-All right. Let's see.

[suspenseful music plays]

No, not cake.

Not cake.

Miko, you failed.

-[Miko] Okay.
-Just at this, but you win at life.

Thanks, prof.

[chuckles] Prof!

[laughter]

[Mikey] Pete, what did you pick?

I actually picked the backpack.

What about it screamed cake to you?

[Pete] Just the texture on the tan part.

There's a lot of bumps
and ridges and things.

Well, let's see.

Is this cake?

[suspenseful music playing]

-No.
-Mm-mm. Nope.

Class, I'm very disappointed.

[laughter]

Danya, what did you pick?

I picked the fridge.

[Mikey] You picked the fridge.

Because of the scuffing at the bottom.

But now I'm thinking
maybe somebody just sanded it.

[laughter]

Anyone else pick the fridge?

Spirit, Kayla, Liz.

Let's see if this is indeed cake.

[inhales deeply, exhales nervously]

[clears throat]

-Yeah!
-[man] Oh my God. Wow.

-[upbeat music plays]
-[contestants] Wow.

-[man] Oh.
-[woman] Ooh, pretty!

-It's so pretty!
-[woman] Wow.

-[Kayla] Psychedelic!
-[Mikey] Just like I had in college.

My cake fridge.

So cool.

Congratulations,
Danya, Kayla, Liz, and Spirit.

You're baking today!

[contestants cheering]

[Elizabeth] Congrats, guys.

[Mikey] The rest of you,
please head over to the gallery.

You'll be competing next time.

Hit up the dining commons maybe. Yeah?

-Hi, ladies.
-[group] Hi!

The four of you will be competing
for up to $10,000 when we play

-Is It Cake?
-[cheering]

[upbeat drum rhythm]

-[music fades]
-[applause]

Each of you will choose a dorm item

that you will replicate into a cake.

Danya.

-You found the cake the fastest.
-[group cheers]

That's shocking.

Which means you get first pick.

[Danya] Oh my God.

I can't decide.

I think I'm gonna do the Chinese food.

-The day-old Chinese food?
-[Spirit] You're gonna k*ll that, girl.

It was calling out to me.

Our second-fastest baker was...

-Kayla!
-[cheering]

[Danya] Nice.

What are you picking?

[Kayla] They're all so good.

Ukulele.

[contestants] Whoa!

-[Spirit] I wanted that.
-Have any experience making ukuleles?

None, but it's so cute.

And I just... I want it.

[Mikey] It is adorable.

And our third-fastest baker was

Liz!

Eee! Oh, this is really hard.

-[Spirit] Mm-hmm.
-[Liz] Um...

I think I am going to do
the stack of sweatshirts and the hat.

-[Danya] Nice.
-[Kayla] Okay!

-How are you feeling about that? Okay?
-I feel not terrible.

[chuckles]

And finally, Spirit.

-You were fourth.
-Hey.

What's it gonna be?

[Spirit] I don't know.

Uh, you know...

[inhales deeply]

-I'll do the printer.
-[Mikey] The printer?

[contestants] Wow!

[applause]

Very ambitious.

[Mikey] Okay, great picks.

Now remember, one of you will be
eliminated from the competition today,

but three of you will move on,

getting one step closer
to being crowned the Is It Cake? champion.

[cheering and applause]

And as a reward for making it
through the first two episodes,

I'm giving you guys two decoys.

-Oh!
-Yeah!

Yay!

♪ Who's your favorite teacher? ♪

-The cake gods have spoken!
-Thank you, God.

Okay, bakers. You'll have eight hours
to complete your cakes.

Good luck.

It's time to bake!

-[energetic music plays]
-Go, guys!

Go!

[Elizabeth] You got it, girls!

Get outta my way! I'm just kidding!

[laughter]

Do you need this oil back, Danya?

Um, eventually, yeah.

Sorry, I used it all.

-[laughing] Oh God!
-Sabotage!

I don't know what I've done in my life

to make me
have to keep competing against Liz.

It's been nice. It's been great.
See ya later.

[Liz] Do you do 12 ounces to four ounces
corn syrup for your modeling chocolate?

I do whatever your recipe is!

[laughs]

[Danya] I picked the Chinese food because
it does have a lot of unique details,

and I really want to showcase
my abilities.

Oh.

I have a bachelor in fine arts.

I was in the number one sculpture program
in the country.

So I'm going to use my background
in painting and color matching,

and it immediately excites me.

I know all your cakes are gonna be fire.

[Liz] May your cakes be fire.

I am making a cinnamon vanilla cake

with a cookie butter,
salted caramel Swiss meringue buttercream,

covered with white chocolate ganache.

I cannot believe your cake
is done already.

Me?

Like, it's going in the pans.

-Oh. Yeah.
-1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

All right, don't let this thing take off.

I'm back in the kitchen,

and I'm so excited
because in the last challenge,

I had to make a BOSU ball.

It was the largest cake
that I could have done,

and it didn't trick the judges.

I want to win. I cannot leave this place
without some money.

-Look at that small amount of cake.
-I am ridiculously happy about it.

I am making the ukulele.

I'm feeling great. Got a small cake.
I'm not dealing with a big thing,

so it's gonna let me show
a little more detail work,

because I feel like the judges get excited
when they walk up to the cake

and they see details that they didn't see.

Hey, Kayla, what flavors
are you doing today?

I feel like in college,
you are, like, kind of broke,

so you have to eat a lot of PB&Js.

I'm making a peanut butter and jelly cake.

-Oh, I love that.
-[Elizabeth] Oh, nice.

[Kayla] I am making a white cake
with peanut butter buttercream,

a strawberry and grape jam filling,

and chocolate ganache.

-What college did you go to?
-I went to the University of Lafayette.

-[Spirit] Very nice.
-At Louisiana. ULL.

Were you in any social clubs?

-Yeah, I was in a sorority.
-[Spirit] Hey, now!

[Kayla] Kappa Delta.

I was known as the crazy cake girl.

[Spirit] Okay.

Did you go to college, my dear?

I did. But I didn't go to college
until much later in life.

I didn't have, like, a fun, partying,
I think, typical college experience.

I did party a little bit in college.

[giggling]

Mm. Oh my God.

[Spirit] Oh, you tasting something.

-Is it good?
-[Liz] It is really good.

Of course it is. You're making it.

It's special to come to an environment
where people who use my recipes

get to see that I'm a passionate
cake decorator, just like they are.

I was trying to think
what would go with college.

I think I'm gonna do
a chocolate chip cookie cake.

I'm making a brown butter
chocolate chip cookie cake

with Nutella filling,
cream cheese frosting,

and a bittersweet chocolate ganache.

What I think is weird is,
when you brown butter,

it smells like nuts.

-Yeah, it does. It does smell like nuts.
-[Kayla] Yeah.

[Liz] I picked the sweaters
because they're more of a natural shape.

I'm not really good
at super straight edges.

I think it's ridiculous
that you would even see

a folded piece of clothing in college,
but whatever.

But I'm a little concerned about
how to make this fabric the right texture.

-Cake's going in the oven!
-Ay!

I have never actually
made clothing before.

I know that is going to be
a big challenge,

but I'm up for it. I like a challenge.

Another cake going in the oven.

-Where did you go, Spirit?
-I went to Clark Atlanta University.

I was raised in Los Angeles,

and, you know, coming from a family
with a lot of siblings,

all the schools I applied to
were out of state.

I have a lot of siblings.

I have 14 sisters and four brothers.

So I needed
just a little space away from 'em.

[laughs]

My sisters, there's, uh,
Righteousness, Reality, Eternity...

Righteousness?

Yeah. Righteousness, Eternity,

-Unity, Consciousness.
-[Kayla] Wow.

Consciousness?

Spirit, Trinity, Sky, Free, Serenity,

-Destiny, Harmony, Charity, Megumi.
-No way.

-Ooh, that sounds like a poem.
-That's amazing.

Last challenge,

I was not able to fool the judges.

This time, I really want to trick them
and put some money in my pocket.

Flavor's important too.

Obviously, it saved my butt last round.

This round, I'm going to make
a vanilla cake

with key lime pie filling,

toasted coconut buttercream,

and a graham cr*cker,
macadamia, coconut crust.

Mmm.

It's good!

I chose the printer because it's boxy.

It's something that people
may or may not see all the time,

so it's possible
to get away with this one.

Coconut almost done.

But it's gonna be a little challenging
to get all those details in.

So I'm gonna channel that creative spirit
and figure it out.

[serene music playing]

It is what it is until it ain't, right?

Expectations are very high now.

[upbeat music playing]

Bakers.

Ooh, decoys!

-Oh my gosh!
-[woman] Yeah!

-It's your cool RA here.
-Look at all those greasy bags.

-[woman] I know.
-I've arrived with your dorm room decoys.

[Spirit] Feels like Christmas.

Danya, I have
your old Chinese food from 1999.

-That's what it smells like.
-Oh, yum. Yummy.

Remember, you each get two decoys
to help you fool the judges this time.

That's my gift to you.

I wish I could play.

[strumming]

Those, I think,
are slightly out of tune. [laughs]

[Kayla] They're cute!

-What do you need?
-So many things.

Want some noodles?

With the Chinese food,
there are so many different aspects.

There's the takeout containers.

There's the fortune cookie.
There's the bag.

There's the noodles,
there's the egg rolls.

There's so many different textures.

So much Chinese food!

I'm extremely nervous
because it's a lot of work to do,

and I'm here
with all these other amazing people.

There's really no time to make mistakes.

It's not what I want
to be smelling right now.

[Elizabeth] You can do it, Liz!

-This is how I shop actually.
-[Elizabeth] One trip, you can do it.

[upbeat music playing]

[Kayla] Crazy contraptions over here.

I'm making a standing-up cake,
because it has to go on that stand,

and so I know
that I have to use chocolate ganache.

It's so fudgy, and it gets strong.

This is so fun.

[Liz gasps] Kayla, that looks so good.

Thanks, girl.

I just have to put the hole in it,
and then connect it to the cake.

Woot.

-I'm excited, but I need to speed it up.
-So good.

I really have to win this challenge,

because after seven years
of teaching sixth-grade science,

I left my job to pursue my dream of cake.

I told people
I have a passion that is bigger,

and here I am chasing my dreams.

There we go.

For the takeout boxes,
I'm using edible icing sheets,

because they already look like paper,
so these are gonna look realistic.

-Carving the most perfect rectangle?
-Shh, girl.

[chuckles]

[sighs]

As easy as it may sound to make a printer,

because it just looks like a box, right,
to the naked eye,

it's more than just a box.

You have to make sure
the dimensions are proper.

You don't want it too small or too big,
because it's gonna be like an eyesore,

and I'm gonna have to make sure
that the cake isn't bulging on the sides.

Luckily, I am obsessed
with straight lines.

This is what I'm known for.

I know that if I put my effort
into every little crevice,

it gives me my best chance
to win this game.

Spirit, those edges are looking amazing.

-So crisp and sharp.
-[Pete] They're like, boom.

[Spirit] And they're not even gonna see
this part. It's gonna be covered.

Do you guys ever play beer pong?

Dude, Pete, I know you played beer pong
every day at BYU!

I have never.

-[Mikey] Really?
-Unh-unh.

Were there parties at BYU?

There's definitely a party scene.

Right, but responsible partying.

Like, you know how people play Uno
for pints and those kind of things?

But instead of pints of beer,
it was water.

[laughter]

[Liz] So if I get cold, can I put
one of these sweaters on? [laughs]

I'm looking at this pile of sweaters,

and all I can see
is just tons and tons of wrinkles.

I don't want to move my shirts.

I have made so many types of cakes,

but when it comes to making fabric,
I've never done this before.

So I decide that I'm going
to cover the cakes in fondant,

because I think
that's going to be the easiest

to make look really smooth
and, like, fabric-y.

Ooh, baby!

And then I have to sculpt
every single wrinkle.

This is a weird shape.

But creating natural folds
is incredibly difficult.

It's like sculpting water.
Like, what does water really look like?

I'm using the colored edible powders
to sort of dab on some fluffy texture.

It's very imperative
that I make this cake not shiny,

or nobody's gonna believe
it is a sweatshirt.

I could just sit here
and make little wrinkles forever.

But I'm not going to.
I'm going to move on. [chuckles]

Three hours!

Yeah, baby!

[group chanting] Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

[yells]

[rock music playing]

-[laughter]
-[Mikey] What is that?

Instant replay that, please.

[group] Oh!

[all cheer]

-[Miko] Oh, we did it?
-[Mikey] Nice!

[male voices] Oh yeah!

[Kayla] Danya, you okay?

I feel like I'm not gonna finish this.

I'm still freaking mixing this color.

I'm spending a lot of time on the bag,

because I know that this bag
is gonna be make or break.

If the bag looks super fake,

then it'll be an instant giveaway
that this is a cake.

At first, it's looking
a lot more like fabric,

which is not what I want.

Oh, sh**t.

I realized that if I pinch the fondant
in a specific way,

it gives it a really sharp edge,

the way that the folds of the paper bag
are on the decoys.

-That paper bag looks so good.
-Yay, we can see!

-I know.
-It's amazing.

-I'm over fondant. I can't. I cannot.
-No?

Not on these sharp corners, man.
It's so trash.

This cake has really sharp corners, right?

But for some reason,
fondant's just not working for me.

It's bubbling, and it's just creating,
like, this elephant skin,

and I'm really frustrated at this point.

That's an automatic, "You go home.
That is cake." This is some...

I'm gonna do modeling chocolate
'cause this...

[groans]

This is a nightmare.
I need that gray to be gray.

This one, it doesn't need to be exact.
Let's just color it, get it on here.

Time is ticking.

Oh, Jesus, what do I do?

Just leave it. Just leave it.

Oh my God, my God. What do I do?

It's gonna be a quick race to the finish.

[Kayla] Oh my gosh.

I'm so happy
these things only have four strings.

I have this recipe for an edible fabric.

It's like a gelatin.

Okay, I need glycerin.

It won't be as thin as the strings,

but the beauty of this recipe
is that it's very stretchy

and I'm able to stretch it out

to where it looks so realistic
and has the movement of a string.

I really hope this works,

because I don't have time
to make mistakes.

Four strings is all we need. That's all.

Hmm.

-That looks really good.
-[Liz sighs] I feel like it doesn't look...

It looks good,
but it doesn't look like a shirt.

It still looks like a cake.

Time is not my friend.

I still need to add the logo,
cover an entire hat,

and stack it all together.

That's a lot.

I just keep telling myself,
"I asked for this." [laughs]

For my logo,
I only have time to do one sweatshirt,

because I have to hand-paint the hat.

It's like a curved surface.

So the other sweaters have to be folded

in a way that looks like they have
the logo, but you just can't see it.

♪ Walk away, walk away
Move on to the other thing ♪

One hour left, bakers!

We're getting close.
Let's see that hustle!

[Liz] How's your stuff going?

[chuckling] I don't know.

-There's so much to get done still.
-[Liz] Yeah.

I feel so frantic
as the time is running out,

but coming from an art background,

I know that I can
quickly do all of the details.

We can't wait to see the noodles
and the fortune cookie.

I can't wait either.

[laughter]

[Danya] For the noodles,

I mixed some fondant
that looks like a similar color,

and I knead in a little bit of yellow
and a little bit of white

so there's marbling,

so the noodles aren't just
completely opaque, one color.

Okay.

You've got it, Danya. That's it.

-[Pete] Making noodles!
-[Elizabeth] Work that extruder.

I'm wondering, like, is Spirit gonna use
maybe wafer paper to put on her printer?

I'm sure she will.

We already have edible paper.
Just use wafer paper.

Hey, Spirit, are you gonna use wafer paper
for your papers?

Shh! Quiet!
We're trying to fool 'em, okay?

[laughter]

But yes, I am.

Thirty minutes, bakers.
It's getting close!

[Spirit] Can I use that after you, please?

Here you go.

I started this challenge confident,

and as time is ticking by, I'm panicking
a little bit that I'm in over my head.

I'm trying so many things
to make the fondant look like fabric.

-[Corterrius] Go, Liz, go!
-[Miko] Liz, it's looking amazing.

[Liz] It's kind of a droopy,
wet fondant situation,

and I'm just now starting to look around
at what everybody else is doing,

and definitely feeling nervous,

because everybody's cakes
look really good.

Just keep working.

[Spirit] We're at the end of the wire,
and it's like,

whatever's not on this cake
is not gonna be on this cake today.

And I still have to carve out time
for the decoys.

I don't want them to see these details.

I'm trying to distress the decoys enough
so it looks like a poor paint job.

[Corterrius]
Spirit, it's looking like cake.

[Elizabeth] Looks good! Looks good.

[Spirit] Easy peasy lemon squeezy, girl.

[Danya] I'm trying to do the egg roll.
It's really challenging.

Five minutes left, bakers. Let's go!

-[tense electronic music plays]
-[exhales]

-You don't have your strings on?
-I can't. They...

-[Liz] Keep breaking?
-[Kayla] Yep.

I am messing with these strings,
and I cannot get them to work.

I'm not gonna have strings.

[fast-paced music playing]

Thirty seconds!

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!

-I literally can't deal right now.
-I just wanna quit.

[Spirit] Best under pressure.

-I wanna live!
-[Mikey] Five. Four.

Three.

Two. One.

Time is up.

This is it.

[cheering and applause]

-Good work, good work.
-I'll see you out there.

They look incredible from here.

[dramatic music plays]

[music fades]

-[cheering and applause]
-Bakers, you have created cake magic,

so now it's time
to try to fake out today's judges.

Let's meet the people

who stand between you
and your chances of winning up to $10,000...

-[cheering and applause]
-...and moving forward

towards the Is It Cake? finale.

You know him from The Bear,

Netflix's Chicago Party Aunt,

and most importantly, from last season

-of Is It Cake?
-[laughter]

-It's Chris Witaske!
-[woman] Yes!

[cheering and applause]

Good to be back, everyone.

I gotta say, I have been training
since season one.

I've been just biting into things
around my house.

[laughter]

From Cruella
and the Netflix series The Sandman,

Kirby Howell-Baptiste.

-[cheering and applause]
-You're awesome!

I just binged that!

You did? Awesome!

I just binged that too!
Yes. It is amazing.

[Mikey] Ooh!

You're also really into baking, right?
And you like this show.

I love the show. I love the show.
I'm very... I watch it at home.

I'm very c*ck about it.

-I'm like, "I know which one it is."
-[laughter]

Also, real talk, my boyfriend sent me here
with a giant Tupperware

and said, "Don't come home
without cake," so...

[contestants] Oh!

I'm glad I brought my A game. [chuckles]

Last but not least, actor, comedian,
and my castmate on Saturday Night Live,

Chloe Fineman!

[cheering and applause]

Chloe!

You were, I think, the first person
to talk to me about the show.

Yeah. You know, I feel like some people
listen to, like, the Calm app before bed,

and I just decide
if it's cake or not on Instagram.

-I follow all the accounts.
-[laughter]

And I need help.

All right, judges,
here's what's going to happen.

Over the course of two spins,
you are going to try to find four cakes.

At the end of it,
you will decide today's winner

and which baker is eliminated
from the competition.

Today, it's all about my dorm room, baby!

-Ooh.
-Things you find in a dorm room?

-[Mikey] Yup.
-Gross!

-[Mikey] I know.
-[Chloe] Eww!

-"Gross!" You just leave.
-Eww.

Up first, we have Danya and Kayla.

[cheering and applause]

Judges, we're going to give you 20 seconds
to try and find two cakes

and lock in your answers
on the keypad in front of Kirby.

-That's a big responsibility. You got it.
-I know. I didn't want it.

-I gave it to her.
-But I have it.

Cake wall, spin.

[dramatic music playing]

They look so good.

[Mikey] Okay, judges, remember,
there are two cakes out there.

Let's see if you can find both of them.

Your time starts now!

-[tense music]
-[timer beeping]

-[Kirby] Oh my God!
-[Chris] Oh my God. Okay.

[Kirby] Look at One.

-One looks exactly the same as Three.
-[Chloe] Right.

[Chris] Three looks kind of different.

-Almost looks like a bigger shape.
-[Chloe] Okay.

[Chris] Five is definitely
a regular ukulele.

[Kirby] Five is a ukulele.

-One and Three are suspicious.
-[Chris] Those are suspicious.

[Mikey] Ten seconds!

[Chloe] Two looks like frosting
on that egg roll.

[Chris] The takeout container in Four,
the wings...

[Kirby] Yes!

If I were a baker, I'd showcase the wings.

Right. But the paper bag of Six
looks cakey.

-[Kirby] Yes.
-[Chris] It does.

[Mikey] Five seconds.
Lock in those answers.

Do we agree about that ukulele?

-No. Six is real.
-Four looks like it has a grease stain.

-Two, one.
-Lock it in!

-Time is up!
-[bell dings]

-Oh!
-[applause]

Oh my God!

[Mikey] You didn't get it in in time?

-We didn't get it.
-Chris, you've been here before.

It's harder this year! Okay?
Season two is harder, Mikey!

Judges, you have made Is It Cake? history.

-[Chris laughing] Oh no!
-You did not lock any answers in time.

-No!
-[Mikey] Which means...

Kayla and Danya,

-you fooled them!
-[cheering]

And that means
you are both up for the win today.

-[upbeat music]
-[Liz squeals]

[woman] Oh my God.

Wow.

Your cakes stymied our panel.

This is the paradox of choice.

-I watched a TED Talk about this one time.
-Oh my God.

Where when there's too many choices,
it creates paralysis.

-It's good. Check it out.
-That makes sense.

Then we go on, and it's you.

"Welcome to the Paralysis of Choice."

[laughter]

Let's see what you guys would've picked.

Ukuleles, what did you guys think here?

I heard One, but I also heard Three.

Chloe, you were saying maybe One?

I think that the person who made it
knew to add the silver and the metal.

-[Chris] Ah, yeah.
-[Chloe] Three could be a vintage find.

-Warm, warm, warm? Hot, hot, hot?
-Hot!

-Right here?
-[Kirby] Three.

It's time to find out if this is cake.

[suspenseful music playing]

-Oh, look at that.
-[cheering]

That's cake all right.

-Well done.
-[Chloe] Yum.

-[Chris] Really impressive.
-Very impressive.

[applause]

Chinese food, where are we going, judges?

I did hear the Number Four a lot.
What was going on with Four?

My theory was
the wings on the takeout container,

perhaps a baker would showcase the wings.

-[Chloe] Right.
-[laughing] Showcase the wings!

It makes sense, just your confidence...

"I feel like a baker
would showcase the wings."

-[laughter]
-All right.

Let's see if Danya showcased the wings.

[laughter]

[tense music playing]

Here, we're showcasing the wings.

[Chris] Yeah, yeah, yeah! See?

-[Mikey] No.
-[judges] No.

-[Mikey] That's a wing.
-That's a wing.

-That's a showcased wing.
-Straight-up wing, okay.

Well done. Moving on. Where are we goin'?

-Six!
-[Mikey] Six.

-This one was harder, I gotta say.
-[Kirby] The paper bag looks fondant-like.

-[Chloe] Yeah.
-Wow.

-Big word.
-[Mikey] Busting out the fondant!

Let's find out if this is cake.

[tense music playing]

[group exclaims] Oh!

That lies.

-Okay. That's okay.
-Ooh, wow.

-Don't drop it!
-And that is cake.

-[Chloe] Look at those layers! Wow!
-[Mikey] Look at that!

-[Chris] Incredible.
-[Chloe] Awesome.

That's beautiful fondant as well.

-It's not too thick.
-[Chloe] Wow.

-[Chris] Really impressive.
-That's so impressive.

[applause]

Okay, judges, let's hope you lock in
your answers a little faster next time.

-Or not!
-Or not.

All right. For the second spin,
we have cakes from Liz and Spirit.

[cheering and applause]

I ask this every time,
but this is very important this time.

Are you ready?

-[Chloe] Yes.
-We'll see!

-Yeah.
-You guys get in there.

-[Mikey] I believe in you.
-Okay.

Cake wall, spin!

[tense music playing]

Liz made some sweatshirts and a hat.

[Liz] I'm so scared.

And Spirit made the most reliable thing
in any dorm room.

A printer!

Wow. Okay, here we go.

Remember, two of the objects are cake
and four are real.

Let's see if you can find them both.

[judge exhales]

[Mikey] You have 20 seconds.

Your time starts now!

-[tense music playing]
-[timer beeping]

-Uh...
-[Chloe and Kirby] Okay, Two.

[Chloe] Two, Four, and Six look identical.

[Kirby] Oh my gosh.
But maybe the hat on Four?

-[Chloe] This is really hard.
-[Kirby] It's really hard.

[Kirby] They got me once.
I won't be fooled again.

-One looks fondant-like.
-[Kirby] Yeah.

-[Chris] One is cake?
-[Chloe] No.

Three could be cake,
'cause the last one had paper.

[Mikey] Ten seconds!

[Kirby] They could've put the paper
in there to throw us off.

[Chris] Yeah, there's a lot of decoys
on this one, I think.

[Mikey laughs]

[tense music continues]

-Which one?
-[Chris] Six is cake, I think.

-[Chloe] One is definitely cake.
-Five seconds!

[Kirby laughing] Two!

[Mikey] Lock in those answers this time!

-[Chris] Locked!
-[bell dings]

Time is up.

[cheering and applause]

-[Kirby exhales]
-[Chris] Wow, bakers!

[Mikey] Okay, judges.

You're already ahead of the game, 'cause
you locked in your answers this time.

-Yes!
-So I'm proud of you, no matter what.

-[laughs]
-All right, let's start with Spirit.

-You guys picked Number Five.
-[judges] Mm-hmm.

What made you think this is cake?

-The paint job was cakey.
-The paint job was...

[Kirby] I can tell now it was a ruse.

-And it's meant to throw us off.
-[Chloe] Yeah.

When I'm at home,
ooh, I get mad when I get thrown off.

Ooh, I get mad!

[laughter]

-I still don't know.
-[Chloe] It is Three.

-There's metal in Number Five.
-Right, right.

-[Kirby] Oh, yeah.
-It's a good decoy.

-It worked. The decoy worked.
-Yeah, the decoy worked.

[Mikey] Spirit, you know the deal.

If this is cake,
you're up for elimination.

If it's not cake, you're up for the win
with Kayla and Danya.

Something I never thought I'd say.
Is this cake or is it a printer?

[laughs]

[suspenseful music playing]

No!

-That's not cake! That is not cake.
-[upbeat music playing]

Bake and fake, baby!

Congrats, Spirit.

[cheering]

You fooled our judges
and are up for the win,

which means you could take home
up to $10,000.

Well done, Spirit!

[woman 1] Spirit! The GOAT!
The billy goat!

[woman 2] Amazing!

-Three.
-Let's see if this bad boy's cake.

[all] Oh!

[Mikey] That is cake.

To me, that printer
was not even in question.

[Kirby] That's so good.
I didn't even look at that.

What does the paper taste like, Mikey?

Um, kind of like normal paper.

[laughter]

-[Mikey] Congrats, Spirit.
-Thank you.

-[Mikey] Now, let's move on to Liz.
-Well-deserved!

-[Spirit] Thank you.
-[applause]

-Okay, you picked Number Two?
-[Chloe] Yeah.

-Okay.
-[Mikey] What about this looks like cake?

[Chloe] The other hoodies
are sort of flopsam, but the hat...

Did you say flotsam?

-Flopsam.
-Is that a real word?

-[Mikey, British accent] Flopsam!
-Isn't it? Is that not a word?

-I love it.
-So proper.

The hat looks perfect on Two.

-It looks real.
-[Chloe] Incredible.

-[Kirby] The hat's great.
-Chris, thoughts?

The maroon sweatshirt looks cakey
now that I'm looking at it.

Looks like it's melting almost in front.

So you guys all confident in your answer?

-Yeah.
-[Mikey] Not second-guessing?

-I'm second-guessing a little bit. Six.
-[Mikey] Six.

-I was sold that Six was cake, but now...
-[Mikey] I heard you.

Oh gosh. Is it Six?

Okay, Liz, if this is cake,
you'll be eliminated.

If it's not cake, you're up for the win.

Let's find out.

[tense music playing]

[inhales through teeth] He's going hat.

[Chloe groans]

[Chris] Wait, is that...?

-[group] Aww.
-[Chris exclaims]

-[Chris] It's cake!
-[Kirby] Oh, it's cake.

[Liz sighs]

Okay, it's cake. I'm sorry, Liz.

Since you were the only baker
to not fool the judges,

unfortunately, that means
you are eliminated, but I will say,

this cake is next level.

She is next level.

You are an incredible baker
and insanely talented,

and everyone's
going to miss you very much.

Please step on the cake wall.
Let's do this for Liz.

[applause]

This competition is just way harder
than I was expecting.

I think I was overly confident
choosing the sweaters,

but taking a big risk is worth it.

The experiences help you grow,

and, for me, there's nothing
better in life than growth.

I need to, like, rethink my whole life.

[laughs]

It's definitely a humbling experience.

Let's shake that off.
That was an emotional roller coaster.

She has taught
everybody in the cake community a lot.

-She's incredible.
-She's incredible.

All right, judges, you're finally
going to taste these amazing cakes,

because it all comes down
to the taste and the details.

That's what determines
who will be today's winner.

This is the moment.
Are you ready to eat cake?

-Yes!
-Yeah.

Cake wall, spin!

[dramatic music plays]

-[Kirby] Yum, yum, yum!
-Three cakes!

[Chloe] Oh my gosh!

[Kirby] Whoa!

Kayla, please tell the judges
about the flavors in your cake.

[Kayla] So I did a peanut butter and jelly
cake on the inside.

The top is strawberry jelly.
The bottom is grape.

I feel like, in college,
you're broke and you eat a lot of PB&Js.

Oh, that's fun!

[Chris] What impressed me was the hollow...

The woodgrain close up is amazing.

-Thank you. I'm so glad you noticed that.
-How did you do the neck of the guitar?

[Kayla] The whole front face of the guitar
is actually chocolate.

-Wow.
-Wow.

Okay, judges, we can move on
to Danya's cake.

Danya, will you tell them about it?

[Danya] Yeah, it's a cinnamon vanilla cake

with a cookie butter buttercream
and salted caramel.

-Whoa, that's really good!
-Wow, that's great.

The flavors are incredible.

-The cinnamon, then that caramel.
-Thanks.

Almost like cereal. It's got that vibe.

Yeah. And the shading on this bag
is really good.

The noodles are even more impressive
up close.

They're, like, shiny.

Yeah, I painted them with, um, corn syrup.

-Wow, wow, wow.
-[chuckles] Thanks.

All right, let's move on to Spirit's cake.

[Spirit] I did the vanilla cake
with a key lime pie filling,

a macadamia, graham cr*cker coconut crust

filled with a toasted coconut
Italian meringue buttercream.

-[Chloe] Mmm!
-Oh, I love that!

The topping, that's chocolate.
You can eat it.

-[Chris] Oh, yeah!
-[Mikey] There you go.

Whoa!

Oh, wow, look at this.

This is so weird and cool.

It is weird.

-[Chloe] What's the chocolate, though?
-[Spirit] That is a ganache.

That's how I got the sharp edges
to fool you.

Judges, please take a minute
to decide who will be today's winner.

[tense music plays]

-I love the taste of the ukulele. That...
-That was good.

That peanut butter jelly
was really unexpected.

The thing with the ukulele
is it's, like, thick layers.

-These have thin, beautiful layers.
-[Chris and Kirby] Yes.

[Mikey humming]

Yeah, give us a little hambone.

-[laughter]
-Wow.

This was my favorite taste.

-The cinnamon was really good.
-[Kirby] Yeah.

-It has, like, shading and detail.
-Yes.

And the noodles up close are fantastic.
It's my favorite, but it's quite sweet.

So the printer, I guess,
fooled me the most.

Totally, 'cause of the paper.
The chocolate ganache was amazing.

-[Chris] Yes.
-Yes, yes.

-Judges, have you reached a decision?
-[Chloe] Yes.

We have come to a decision.

I mean, this is better than season one
in my opinion.

-[cheering]
-As far as attention to detail.

Bold statement.

We gotta say that there was one
that we all agreed was our favorite taste

and favorite, uh, visually,

as far as attention to detail.

And so, our winner is...

[judges imitating a drumroll]

Danya!

[cheering and applause]

Congrats! You just won $5,000.

[cheering]

This means, Danya, you will move on
to our Cake Or Cash? round

where you could win another $5,000.

[cheering and applause]

Kayla and Spirit,
please head over to the gallery.

Thank you, Chloe, Chris, and Kirby.

Bakers, give it up for our amazing judges.

-Oh my God!
-Aah!

-[laughter]
-[Kirby] Maybe just...

Bye, judges! I'm sorry,
I gave you zero warning. I'm sorry.

-Do you guys validate parking?
-Goodbye!

[woman] Bye!

Danya, do you know what time it is?

Um...

No, not that time.

It's time to play Cake Or Cash?!

[cheering and applause]

[dramatic music playing]

Okay, Danya, you just won $5,000. Not bad.

You're playing for the chance
to win another $5,000.

Yeah!

[cheering and applause]

-Glasses on. It's getting intense!
-Ooh.

Off camera, you showed me
a unique talent you have.

-Ventriloquism, right?
-[laughs]

-Naturally.
-So, I'm gonna ask, how are you feeling?

But can you look into that camera
and do it with your special talent?

Let's get this cash, Mikey!

-[chuckles] Come on!
-[cheering]

-[applause]
-[Spirit laughs]

-Amazing!
-[Mikey] All right, here we go.

-Okay.
-Cake wall, spin!

On the other side of the cake wall
are two backpacks.

-Wow.
-That's crazy.

[Mikey] One of them is filled with cash,
and the other backpack is...

cake.

If you guess the cake, you get the cash.

You will have two seconds.
I'm kidding. You will have 15 seconds.

And your time starts now.

[Spirit] Go, Danya. Come on, baby girl.

[Danya] That is so hard.
They look like the same from here.

[tense music playing]

[timer beeping]

[Mikey] Five seconds, lock it in.

Three, two, one.

-Lock it in!
-[bell dings]

[cheering and applause]

Danya!

[Mikey] Okay, Danya.

-You chose Number Two.
-[Danya] Yeah.

-Why do you think that one's cake?
-I hope I'm right about this.

The piping on the side where the pocket
is sewn in and on the other side,

it seems a lot thicker
than a backpack would have,

but I could be very wrong.

-Let's see if you got it, Danya.
-[nervous exhale]

Jai Shri Krishna!

-Danya, you got this, girl!
-You got it!

She says Number Two.

If this is cake,
you will win another $5,000.

What will you do with the money?

I'm gonna try
to buy myself somewhere to live,

because I live with my mother,

and I would love
to not live with my mother.

Although I love my mother,
I'd like some personal space.

-Wow.
-[applause]

Yeah.

[Mikey] Well, this is a big cut.

Will Danya be living on her own?

[laughs]

-Or with my mom? [laughs]
-[Mikey] Or still at home with Mom?

-[inhales, grunts] Here we go.
-[Spirit] Let's go!

-My fingers crossed!
-I hope this is cake, Danya.

[suspenseful music playing]

Come on, come on, come on.

-[contestants] Yeah!
-[Mikey] Oh!

It's a tough one! [grunts]

-[cheering]
-Yeah!

Yeah!

-That was a tough one.
-Whoo!

[Danya] Oh my God!

[Mikey exhales]

My gosh.

-Danya, you just won another $5,000...
-[screams]

...for a grand total of $10,000.

-[Danya] Oh my God.
-See ya, Mom! Congrats.

[Spirit] Yes!

[Mikey] Man, my heart is racing.

Next four bakers who are competing,
get on up there, please.

-[cheering]
-[Spirit] Yeah!

Unfortunately, I don't know
what the theme for next time is.

-[phone rings]
-Oh, hold on.

I'm getting a phone call
on this weird phone.

-[all] Oh!
-Hello? Yeah?

We're going to the '90s!

[cheering and applause]

Oh yeah!

[upbeat music playing]