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01x08 - Winner Fakes All!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Is It Cake?". Aired: March 18, 2022.*
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Skilled cake artists create mouthwatering replicas of everyday objects, in a mind-bending baking contest inspired by a popular meme.

01x08 - Winner Fakes All!

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[opening theme music playing]

Are you kidding me?

[bakers laughing, chatting]

-[Hemu] Wow.
-[Andrew] Oh my...

I need this throne at my house.

Winner needs to get this.

[in villainous voice] Hello, bakers,

and welcome to the finale!

[whooping]

-Do you like my throne?
-Love it.

-We want it.
-I need it.

Does it remind you of something
out of the hit TV show Game of...

Sorry.

The Witcher, the Netflix Original
fantasy series?

-[laughing]
-[Jonny] Yes.

Thank you, Jonny!

You shall live.

[exhales sharply]

All right. Bakers,

everything you have worked so hard for

has come down to this moment.

You've persevered
through pounds of fondant,

modeling chocolate

and, of course, tiltscape... Steve.

...to make it here,

but only one of you can walk away
as the Is It Cake? champion

and take home $50,000!

[whooping]

All right, bakers, one last time
we're going to play Find That Cake!

Yes!

Today holds a very special advantage
for whoever wins.

Cake Wall, spin for me!

Oh h* h* h* h* h*!

-But that...
-What the...

[Mikey] That's right.

-[Hemu] Invisible one.
-[Dessiree] Oh man.

[Mikey] One of these podiums is cake!

-[Hemu] No.
-Are you...

I'm not lying! One podium is cake!

-[Sam] No way.
-[Jonny] No!

-[Sam] Jesus!
-It's the finale, folks!

You'll have 20 seconds to find the cake
and lock in your answers.

This is shenanigans.

Your time starts now.

[tense music playing]

[Mikey] Welcome to the fun house.

Ten seconds.

Five seconds.

-[Mikey] April. Three, two, one.
-I did it! I did...

[Mikey] Time's up.

Surprised?

-[Andrew] Yeah.
-[laughing]

Let's see who got it right.

April, you picked Number Two. Why?

[April] The corners are a little rounder,
and I see a little dent

that's highlighted by the light.

-Yeah.
-Let's find out if it's cake.

Yes, that's right.

-They gave an idiot a machete.
-[bakers laughing]

Here we go, bakers.

Is it cake?

[tense music playing]

[April squeals]

-[Mikey grunts]
-[Andrew chuckles]

-[April squeals]
-[Andrew chuckles]

[grunts heavily]

That's cake. That's cake.

[grunts] Damn you, podium!

Here's Johnny!

-[laughing]
-[Mikey grunts]

-Yes! That's cake.
-[April] Oh my God!

[Hemu] Yeah! Oh, sprinkles!

-[April] Oh my God!
-[Andrew] Oh wow.

As you can see, it's cake.

[clapping, whooping]

[grunts]

All of you found it,

but one of you found it fastest.

That lucky baker is...

April.

-[cheering]
-Yes!

You have won a very important advantage

that will help you
in this final challenge.

There's a reason
that these podiums are empty,

because today we're
not telling you what to make.

-[Hemu] Ooh.
-Huh.

Now I'm sure each of you has an object

that you've always wanted
to turn into an amazing cake.

Well, now's your chance.

You can create any cake that you think
is worthy of $50,000.

Just remember, you need
to blow our judges' minds

and trick their eyes.

We are expecting to see
spectacular cakes, but...

you won't be doing it alone.

Gallery, please join us.

[bakers laugh nervously]

[Dessiree] This is crazy.

[Jonny] Oh, this is a crazy day.

Did you hear that? The sound
of Jonny's mind being blown.

Let me tell you something.
This is a great show.

-I really think people should watch it.
-[laughing]

Each of you will get to choose
one of the eliminated bakers

to help you in the kitchen
as your baking assistant.

You can use your baking assistant
however you see fit

for the entire duration of the bake

to help you create the cake
of your dreams.

It's our gift to you.

And April, as the first person
to find the cake podium,

you get first pick.

A lot of talent up there.

So much talent.

I would be happy to have
any one of these amazing bakers with me.

I'm gonna go with my girl Nina.

Nina!

[whooping]

I like it.

Yes.

The baker to come in second was...

-Andrew.
-Oh.

Who would you like
as your baking assistant?

I don't know.

-I pick Jonny.
-Jonny!

[mock surprise] Little old me?

Great choice.

And, finally, Hemu, who will be
joining you in the kitchen?

I think...

Dessiree, because she wanted
one more chance

to show her skill to her daughter.

Aw!

Dessiree!

Welcome. That is awesome.

-Andrew, April and Hemu...
-Mm-hmm.

...I don't want to keep you
from that $50,000 any longer,

so it's time to play,
one last time, Is It Cake?

It is time for you to get to work

and design the hyper-realistic cake
of your dreams.

All of you will get 12 hours.

-Ooh!
-Wow.

Head to the kitchen and suit up,
and bring your assistants.

The others, go to the gallery.

[echoing] It's time to bake!

[upbeat music playing]

This is the shell. I was thinking...

Have you ever seen those vintage
Singer sewing machines?

Here's what I'm thinking.

I wanna do a little suitcase.

I want it to be weathered
with travel stamps over it.

Pieces of fabric hanging out
that look like my clothing, you know?

So, I'm thinking
to make a stone sculpture.

They look rustic
and antique kind of stuff.

There's a lot of marble texture.

-You ready to do this, girl? Yes!
-You got this.

I'm thinking I wanna do, like, a suitcase.

It's gonna be really hard,
but it's worth it.

It's just a suitcase,
but it's very symbolic

because my first ever sculpted cake

was a suitcase cake
that I made for my husband.

The very first cake I ever did
was a suitcase for my husband

as a gift before we embarked on a journey
around the world,

and a huge part of my marriage to
my husband is seeing the world together,

down to the fact that I'm
covered in my passport stamps.

This was the first place we went,
Costa Rica.

-[Jonny] Where else?
-Machu Picchu. There's Thailand.

-This is our life. Yeah.
-I love it.

The story behind this is I lived
with my grandmother for a long time.

-She taught me how to sew.
-Aw!

My grandmother was around
for all my childhood.

She was constantly mending things.

And the sewing machine is a nod

to those amazing skills
that my grandmother taught me.

I want this cake to sort of bring back
that feeling of my childhood,

because any time food can
bring back a memory,

it always tastes better.

So, I've decided to make a s'mores cake.

Just so it's like that kind of
golden graham-crackery thing.

We've got vanilla-cinnamon cake batter

to give kind of
a warm graham cr*cker flavor,

dark chocolate ganache,

and, of course, roasted marshmallow
Swiss meringue buttercream

full of charred marshmallows.

I wanna make sure
when you take a bite into that,

you think of a s'more.

-Smells like camping.
-Right.

What you got going on over there, Hemu?

I'm making a stone sculpture.

I'm choosing a bust cake

because when it comes to
making bust cakes,

old artifacts, antique cakes,
it's my art. It's my art.

But it's really easy to make mistakes,

so I have to get that sculpture
looking absolutely perfect.

Like you see in Italy.
You go and you see the sculptures.

Absolutely.

So, our flavors are
like you're having a coffee

and you're eating the biscuits
and watching the sculptures.

-Coffee?
-Yes.

[laughs] Oh my God.
We're doing the same thing.

I'm making vanilla cake
with coffee Swiss meringue buttercream,

toasted hazelnuts and brownie.

If they're doing coffee,
we should add ladyfingers to ours.

I think we should do
the ladyfingers, for sure.

I decided to do two flavors
for my suitcase

just to have the opportunity
to show some of my creativity.

This is the finale.
I wanna blow the judges' minds.

So, I'm doing a tiramisu cake
with vanilla cake,

espresso buttercream, mascarpone cheese,

and a chocolate ganache,

and some crushed-up ladyfingers.

For the other side of my suitcase,
I'm doing a baklava cake

made with pistachio cake,
rose honey buttercream,

and some crushed-up pistachios

and a little bit of fig jam.

Oh, that's delicious.

[funky music playing]

Bakers, it's me!

Hey, Mikey.

I was hiding. I have your decoys here.

April, I have your vintage
sewing machines.

Andrew, your old-timey hobo suitcases,

or the suitcase
that Where's Waldo carries around.

[Andrew laughs]

-And Hemu...
-Yes.

-...I have your old busts.
-Perfect.

And here's another thing.

It's gonna be a little harder
to deceive the judges this time,

'cause you're working with one less decoy.

That means there will only be four podiums
when the judges are looking for your cake.

So, every detail is very important.

If they gave me, like,
nine sewing machines to put up there,

I'd feel a lot more confident.

But now we're working with three.

This is gonna make things so much harder.

[Mikey] All right, good luck.
I'll be back to check on you later.

I'm obsessed with this.

It looks so pretty.

-This is heavy.
-Yeah, they're heavy.

None of these have a light bulb.
Interesting.

In these old sewing machines,
there is often a light bulb on the back.

If we put a light bulb and none of them
really have a light bulb

that's gonna throw them off.

If we can execute that, that is really
going to astound the judges.

So, Nina is making an isomalt light bulb
for this cake.

-Oh, is that one tinted?
-Yeah.

-Oh, that's so good. Yes.
-It looks aged, right?

-[April] Maybe we can mold the hand wheel?
-[Nina] Uh-huh.

Adding on all these details
is actually really hard to do.

But throughout this competition,
I've learned a lot.

I've learned that I can
rise to the occasion.

I've learned that I can
do something scary and excel.

-Look how this looks kinda like thread.
-Oh man, that'd be amazing.

I'm really proud of myself!
I'm really excited,

and I really, really wanna win that money.

That's gonna be good. Yeah.

[both laughing]

Okay, bakers, six hours left.

Six hours.

[upbeat music playing]

[Andrew] I start stacking my tiramisu cake
and then the baklava cake,

and I keep laying my cakes in this order
until I get the right height

for the suitcase.

So, I'll line it up and you look.

This cake could easily
feed several hundred people.

It's a lot of cake.

I've nervous that,
because it is so incredibly big

the judges are gonna be
able to look at all the fine details

that I know that they weren't gonna see
from a small cake.

But it's the finale,
so I gotta go big with this thing.

It's go big or go home.

I can start ganaching this,
and you can do the Flexique.

[Jonny] Yeah.

-[Hemu] This height is enough.
-Not too big for the face?

Like, it's gonna sculpt.

All of my cake will be
in her shoulders, her bust,

but, right now,
it just looks like a rectangle.

I have to carve it in the shape of bust

and build the shoulders.

I want that grand title of winner
because of my sister.

She passed away this January.

She would go gaga about everything I do.

I know wherever she is,

she's gonna be so happy
to see me winning the title.

I need to put now her head
and then see how I'm gonna do it.

Four hours, bakers.

-Four hours.
-[upbeat music playing]

-I think it's big enough.
-You do?

Hold it up again.

I decided to cover the cake
with modeling chocolate

because it's really forgiving with seams.

It takes on textures well.

[gasps] Oh my God, did you
use that whole container of chocolate?

-[Jonny] Of course.
-Love it.

To get this leather texture of the cake,
it's one of the most important details.

The whole suitcase is gonna sell
by looking like actual leather.

So, we start by using
a distressed leather texture mat,

and, you know,
wear and age with the color dust.

-Andrew, that looks like leather.
-Right?

[Jonny] That's awesome.

[Hemu] For the bust,
it's important to have a good structure

because it's made mainly
out of modeling chocolate,

and modeling chocolate is heavy.

I'm using a wooden board and a PVC pipe
for my face structure.

This is gonna be head.

That's smart.

So, I'm making kind of a ball
from the aluminum foil,

and then I started sculpting the head
with modeling chocolate.

My thing is, like,
making these sculpted cakes.

It's just my thing.

The only thing I'm nervous about
is the eyes.

Eyes is the most focal point of the cake.

Like, if you can get the eyes right,
it looks alive.

[April] The structure is hugely important.

This will make or break this cake.

So, I cut my sheet cakes
to the exact size of the board

and form it around the structure
very carefully.

Cut that a bit more.

Got my cake base. Now it's time to focus
on the sewing machine.

I want it to be nice and light

so we have no worries
about it falling over.

So, I grab some rice cereal treats
and start forming it around the structure.

This is really like a clay almost.

Oh, I love it.

Two hours. Two hours, bakers.

It's crunch time.

[funky music playing]

Hold it.

[Andrew] Want me to do the stitching
and you do the Flexique?

I definitely can do the Flexique.
I know how to do that.

In order to get the edible fabric,

you have to print out your design
onto wafer paper,

and then the Flexique is a mixture

that you have to paint onto the surface
of the wafer paper.

[Jonny] It's pretty cool
what they do with this stuff.

We're gonna cover up some of the wonkier
areas of this piece of luggage

by strategically stuffing in the fabric

so that it looks like clothing that's
bursting out of a piece of luggage.

There's $50,000 on the line.

If it doesn't look right,
it's gonna be a total fail.

No pressure.

-I mean, come on. That is pretty cool.
-Love it.

One hour, bakers. One hour.

I'm gonna stick this on.

To sell the fact
that this machine is functional,

I used modeling chocolate
to make a dial on the side

with little notches
and also the little knob

to change the settings of the machine.

So, if the judges inspect my cake,
those knobs can turn.

I'm gonna put a little hooky up here,
and then we can loop the string in it.

Whoa.

-This is... Yes.
-You like it?

-Uh-huh.
-This is looking like cement.

We have three different color royal icing
which we'll use on our cake,

dark gray, light gray and white,

and we just blotch all over the bust,

and then we sand it
with the fine grit sandpaper.

-This effect is k*lling.
-Amazing.

Fifteen minutes, bakers.
Last looks, final touches.

-[Jonny] What color you want there?
-Um, I really like the pink and blues.

Okay, I'll start with that.

[Andrew] This is where I shine,

where my artistic abilities
really come to play.

Adding in stitching
and giving it some wear,

looking like it's been around for decades.

This is what I came here for.

I'm not just a cake artist,
and I'm not just a weirdo.

I wanna prove to people that I'm
the best of the best at what I do.

These stickers are looking cool.

Okay, bakers, five minutes left.

It's been a roller coaster ride for me.

I have never imagined that my cake's gonna
lead me to the $50,000,

but I think this bust cake
is worth the 50,000.

It looks unreal. It looks really good.

[April] It's just edible art paint stuff,
that I gotta try to get it on there.

I'm really hoping
that the details I've put in,

from the little tiny piece of thread,
the light bulb, the dials,

will really sell this
as the real deal to the judges.

This is the moment.

After this, you go home a winner
or you don't.

Okay, bakers, final one-minute warning.

Ooh!

-Right up here?
-Like where the bulb...

[energetic music playing]

Time is up.

-Well done. Well done.
-[all clapping]

Next time I see you,
it'll be in front of the judges.

Very exciting.

One of you is taking home
the grand prize of $50,000.

-Ooh, look at them.
-