02x05 - Episode 5

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-Hi. You forgot this yesterday.

-Thank you! See you later.

PRANKED BY NICKLAS

THE MEAT PACKING DISTRIC

Okay, Philip. I'm so excited about today.

Who's our guest today?

I'm going to put my good friend Lenny

through this nightmare.

-Do you want to come inside with me?

-Yeah, sure.

I think it was number 46.

I'd like to see him shed a tear.

Is he able to express emotion?

Come on in.

Is this where I can find Elena?

Follow me. I think it's this way.

I've planted the seeds long ago,

talking about my interest in poker.

I'm in the basement playing poker

while I'm messaging Lenny, who's

providing tips to me. I'm already out.

I'm working some long hours down here

trying to keep the story going.

The story revolves around me

visiting this exclusive poker club,

and I've lost a lot of money

-The day of reckoning is here.

-Exactly.

-Phones go in there.

-Our phones?

Why have you chosen Lenny

as the victim of your prank?

Lenny is a real card shark.

He plays a lot and talks a lot about it.

That made for the perfect story.

On top of that, he's my dear friend.

-Is this for real?

-Yeah.

He claims he'd take a b*llet for me.

We'll put that to the test.

All this is for his sake,

to f*ck with him. Crazy.

It's going to be brilliant.

Just a second.

Stay in the room.

Have a seat while you wait.

We're good, then, right?

-That's Bendtner.

-What?

AT NICKLAS' HOUSE

Hi. Is this your place?

-What?

-Yes. It's pretty nice.

-Mika.

-Jakob.

-Welcome.

-Thank you.

-I'm so happy you could come.

-Of course.

Hi, Mika. Good to see you.

Are you excited?

-I'm quite nervous.

-Who are we pranking?

My dear wife, Jasmin.

What do you think you've been booked for?

We've been booked to meet

with a superfan for the first time.

Normally, we do meet and greets

with lots of people.

We've never met with just one person

who's paying to meet us.

Jasmin is nervous.

She's afraid he's weird.

I researched

who the best influencers were.

I was recommended that I need a profile

with 5,000 followers on YouTube.

So you want to use the photos for that?

I was hoping you'd help me

get off the ground.

Yes, sure.

I'm so excited about this

because on our YouTube channel she has

pranked me many times over the years.

I've never really taken revenge.

With this,

I'm hitting the nail on the head.

I'd like to just get started

by making a Christmas video.

-Should we put these on?

-Yes. I'll be Santa Claus.

I'll say,

"Merry Christmas to all my followers!"

-Sure.

-You can ad lib whatever you want.

-Does that sound okay?

-Sure. Let's give it a try.

-Is it just for TikTok?

-Yes. Primarily YouTube.

Let's do one in landscape mode.

That's better for YouTube.

Let's go with that.

-Merry Christmas, everybody!

-Merry Christmas!

The Holidays should be spent

with friends and family.

-And I'm here with my friends!

-Jas & Mika! Merry Christmas!

We're off to go sledding.

That's great. This is the most

random thing I've ever done.

That doesn't surprise me.

-Do you think she'll buy it?

-I'm worried she'll start going

"What's going on here? Is this a prank?

I'm getting a call.

-Sorry. I have to get this.

-No worries.

Jakob speaking. Oh, hi.

The meeting was over sooner than expected,

so I'm coming home.

No problem.

I feel like I'm being recorded.

THE MEAT PACKING DISTRIC

-That's Bendtner.

-What?

-Thanks.

-Here you go.

Great.

Hi.

Nicklas, have a seat.

I want to talk to you afterwards.

You two, come on over here. Hi, Philip.

-Good to see you again.

-Likewise.

-Do we shake?

-No need.

No. I brought Lenny along.

We were on our way out to eat.

Okay, well, about that money, Philip

I don't have them right now.

Is there any chance

I could pay it off in installments?

-We'll have to find it.

-We only have 15,000.

15,000?

I could do 15,000, too, if need be.

-Well, we're at 56,000, right?

-Yes.

I need to see every penny of that today,

or we'll have to add interest to it.

-How much is that?

-About 200,000.

It's only money. We'll find a way.

Can I work it off?

We have a car that needs

driving to Malaga on Monday.

-Smuggling?

-A suitcase. The rest is need-to-know.

Just a second. I have to get this.

Maybe you can talk them through it.

You've tried it, Nicklas.

I wouldn't recommend it.

It was scary as hell.

You're stressed out all the time.

I wouldn't recommend you do that.

-I thought you were crazy rich.

-No.

I gamble it all away.

-This is so weird.

-It's better to just pay up.

So? How about a trip to Malaga?

-I'd rather

-You can't. You have a child.

If they catch him, he'll lose his family.

I'm in the position

of helping Philip right now,

meaning that I don't pass Philip's name

onto the people I work with.

Right. That makes sense.

Are there any other options?

I might be pushing my luck asking.

-How many followers do you have?

-Around 178,000.

-And you?

-125K.

It's my niece's birthday on Sunday.

She's a fan of reality stars.

Would you send her a birthday greeting?

Given the situation

My heart is in my throat.

Of course. Give me the phone.

We'll take care of that.

-Who has to say it?

-The both of you.

-"Hi. Happy birthday"?

-Are you ready?

-Hi, Kaja.

-Happy birthday to you

I hope you have a fantastic day.

All the best for the future.

-You look beautiful.

-Happy birthday, honey.

-Bye!

-Great.

-So, you're not taking the trip?

-I don't think so.

Are you interested in resolving this?

AT NICKLAS' HOUSE

I feel like I'm being recorded.

Okay, bye.

-Do you have a dog?

-Well

Yes. I do.

I have a roommate.

I mean, I'm staying with him.

An old friend of mine.

It's Nicklas Bendtner.

Can we just do one more for Mother's Day?

Yes This is my mother. She's very ill.

I want to remind people

to celebrate Mother's Day

even if your mother has passed away.

Isn't it a little dark to show an urn?

You can do it once she has passed away.

I'm not going to post it now.

I just want the video on file.

-Hello.

-Hi!

What's up, Jakob? All well?

-What are you up to?

-Well

I was working on gaining some followers

like you said.

-Have you been filming and such?

-That's right. Just over here.

Okay. I'd prefer

that we didn't sh**t inside.

-I'm not comfortable with that.

-Just a few short videos.

We talked about that.

Jakob is a little special.

I've tried to set very clear boundaries,

but I don't always succeed.

-But

-Where's the dog?

Yeah, where is it? It was here earlier.

-The gate was open out front.

-It was?

Okay. I saw it inside

It was here. You saw it, too,

when you came down the driveway.

That's not alright.

Should we get this done with the urn?

-Sure.

-Cool. Let's get it over with.

THE MEAT PACKING DISTRIC

Are you interested in resolving this?

Of course. He's He's afraid.

-Are you in good shape?

-Am I in good shape?

-You look it.

-I think I'm in pretty good shape.

-Do you eat healthily?

-I eat healthily. Don't drink much.

I have an option that could clear your

debt and even make you some cash.

What's that?

If you're willing to

donate one of your organs.

-Seriously?

-Yes.

Nicklas got the offer,

but he chose Malaga.

Well, a kidney

Blood, heart. 240,000 euros?

1.6 million kroner.

-That's 1.6 million?

-The one we have two of?

-I could leave here

-Mull it over. I have to check something.

How does that work? Do you take it out?

No, we have people for that.

Think it over. I'll be right back.

Why are you borrowing money

when you're so bad at it?

Why would you accept that game

when you're so new?

You don't have to chew me out.

I understand the gravity of the situation.

What do you do?

-I'm sure you have two kidneys.

-You do.

-You do.

-Crazy it's worth that much.

Ask if they'll take yours, too.

A double donation.

Well? Have you given it some thought?

-I need to get out of it.

-He has a small child at home.

What if that kid needs a kidney

and the mother isn't a match?

You can start out with a blood sample.

-A blood sample?

-You can't give a kidney away.

Shall we check for a match? It's Philip.

-Are we taking your kidney?

-I'm not sure yet.

I don't I can't make that decision

in just a few minutes.

-How much do you weigh?

-What? 85 kg, I think.

-We could do it pretty quickly.

-The blood sample.

Sure, but also the surgery.

You can't give a kidney. No way.

-Come with me. Let me have a look at you.

-But still

AT NICKLAS' HOUSE

You I don't know what to say.

Messi?

Let's do this quickly.

Hello. Today is Mother's Day.

If your mother has passed away,

make sure to visit her grave

because it's good for you.

-Happy Mother's Day!

-Bye!

-That was short.

-Does it make sense?

-Did you find him?

-Not yet.

He might be in heat.

In heat? A male dog?

-It's not.

-Okay.

Alright.

-I think I heard it.

-Did you just hear it?

-What's that?

-Yes.

-Wasn't that you?

-No, it came from outside.

Jakob, here's your stuff.

This is too much. I can't do this anymore.

You invite people over you don't know.

You don't keep an eye on my dog.

We're old school buddies.

-Isn't that right?

-Sure.

You told me to get 5,000 followers.

I'm right on the cusp of achieving that.

No, you aren't. We had a deal on how

we'd do things if you were to stay here.

You've been here for three, four months.

You haven't paid anything.

You invite people over that I don't know,

which isn't allowed,

and they're inside in their shoes,

which I don't care for.

Messi!

This might seem overwhelming,

but can I crash at your place tonight?

-I'm not sure

-We can give you a lift to a hotel.

Or whatever you need.

-Messi!

-We don't have a guest bed.

-We have a basement.

-We have a basement.

If we're just taking about one night.

-That's unfortunate.

-Yes, this is an odd situation.

We heard it.

I can't find it.

Wrap this up, so we can go look.

-Are you done?

-Yes.

-I'll just stick around for another week.

-No, no. Pack up and go.

We're done.

There is it. Messi, Messi!

No, never mind.

That was a bird.

Can we drop you off at a station?

Yeah. Drop him off at Hørsholm station.

-Can't I crash at your place?

-No. No.

Did you hear that?

Do you hear that?

That's the sound

of being pranked by Nicklas.

You're kidding!

Oh, my god!

When were you mic'd up?

-When I was out earlier.

-No!

-What?

-Are you okay?

I was so nervous about this today.

I was afraid of being shot.

Thank you! Finally, I took

my prank revenge on Jasmin.

That was a good prank.

My name is Jasmin,

and I just got pranked by Nicklas.

THE MEAT PACKING DISTRIC

Come with me. Let me have a look at you.

-Come along.

-Me?

Get up.

What's going on?

-What's your blood type?

-No idea.

Philip? Are you nervous? Scoot down a bit.

-What's going on?

-Are you his friend? Come here.

-What's going to happen?

-Just relax.

-Let me take a look.

-It's just a blood sample.

I need someone to hold his legs.

-Nicklas, come in here. I need your help.

-What is this?

I'm confused.

Keep him from twitching.

I'll give you some morphine.

-Morphine?

-Just to calm you down.

It's just a blood sample.

I wish I could take it.

Kidney disease?

-Are you taking my kidney now?

-No, just a blood sample. Relax.

Drink up.

That should make you woozy.

If something bad happens,

tell Simone that I love them.

Sure. Take it easy. Relax.

It's only 56,000.

I have a bad feeling about this.

It'll be alright.

There we go.

He's out. Shall we take it

while he's asleep?

If you do,

he'll wake up 1.6 million richer.

No way. You can't do that.

That wasn't part of the deal.

Don't you think he can handle it?

You aren't taking his kidney.

For 1.6 million?

No. We'll do something else.

I'll get you the money.

He'll be okay because

you've just been pranked.

f*ck off!

I was seriously ten seconds away

from stabbing someone in the throat

with that fork.

That's f*cked up! I thought

we were going out for Chinese food.

-That was funny.

-This whole setup had my mind spinning.

-"Are you crazy? Take his kidney?"

-You did so well.

-Seriously

-You protected me while I was dead.

I should have gone berserk with some

scissors. That would give me street cred.

That was funny.

"Let's take the kidney."

"Hold his arms and legs." You psychos.

I was like, "How could you lose 70.000?"

I told you not to gamble.

-Weren't you even playing?

-No, this was a long game.

You're sick. You're not well.

I thought we were going to play together

because you've been talking about it.

Those two months were all about the prank.

I was starstruck and confused.

That's insane!

Come and get a hug.

You're a psycho.

What a crazy setup.

Him holding my hand, defending me

was a strong scene

even though I'm "out".

He really stood up for me.

If anyone is having

their kidney taken, it's me.

Hold on!

My name is Lenny,

and I've just been pranked.

NEXT TIME

-I have nothing more to say.

-Please give it another shot.

No, thank you.

No, you're kidding.

I came to say that I have the 12 million.

-They want a woman.

-Jeanette?

-Yes.

-Who is a woman.

You've ruined my life in so many ways.

-No!

-Hi.

That is so mean of you!