01x04 - The Sacramentum Slasher

[bunniefuu]

A detective is on the way.

Detective? Martinez.

You need to speak to the police.

Whoever k*lled Danny came
for you the other night.

No. We've been dealing.

Pippa? She made
a lot of enemies.

She was paranoid that
she was being watched.

Lily, don't flirt
with the steerage.

Who are you, Cormac?

Olly attacked Sophia.

You don't say no to the mafia.

Wait. No, wait, please.

Don't rat.

He didn't rat about the drugs!

The police are here about
Danny. He thinks I k*lled him.

Danny? Not us.

The policewoman is leaving.

Try the blackjack.

More people are
going to get hurt.

The k*ller's still out there.

Your man Pippa was sextorting.

I found him.

The guy in the photo is Sam.

We've got him.

Abigail by Cherym

It's rude to sneak up on people.

You know, these arseholes
are all the same.

Every time you wince, every
time you stare at your feet,

they get off on it.
Are you going out?

No.

Not really in the mood
for a gropey club.

You know I know, right?

We all have our secrets, Jamie.

But who you are, that
should never be one.

The hardest thing in the world
is being who other people want.

It's pizza night.

What is this?

Taking You With Me by Blanketman

You followed Sam on your own?

You were on shift. It's fine.

No, it's not.

We're meant to be
watching him together.

He could be a homicidal maniac.

Do you want to end up
on a slab next to Danny?

When did you last sleep?

Hey? You know, you should really get
some rest, practise some self care.

All right, Vivian.

Sorry. Sorry. You're right.

I think we could both
do with a night off.

I'll get some rest
and you can go

and visit your fancy
friend in first class.

She's not fancy.

They have champagne on
tap up there, don't they?

Yeah, all right.

Bedtime for you.

And no more coffee.

No more coffee.

Mm...

Jerome?

Where are you?

I've not seen Jerome for days.

Well, I hate to break
it to you, sweetheart,

but Pepe Le Pew is probably
sowing his oats elsewhere.

And you're covering for him.
Get to the crew bathroom on 12.

I've just clocked off.
I haven't slept in...

One hour.

That's how much
sleep me and the lads

needed to clear a
Taliban stronghold.

Um, hello? The
water is still off.

When is it getting fixed?

I'm sure this is

a crime against
humanity or something.

Yeah, I need to steam my voice.
My vocal folds are frazzled.

Loitering in corridors.

That'll be write-ups
for all of you.

Who wants to wear the Quacky
costume for the rest of the month?

Where are your parents?

At an auction.

And the Eton Antichrist?
Eating something endangered.

Please tell me there's food in
here. I could m*rder a spicy poke.

Sorry. It's all part
of the cover story.

Your room is going to be
getting a lot of room service.

As long as it's you
doing the servicing.

Don't stop on my account.

What are you doing?

We're leaving.
Tomorrow. At first port.

I was just thinking,
me being on here,

it's just putting your
mission in jeopardy, isn't it?

Oh, right.

But not wanting to be on here
with a stab-happy psycho k*ller

was sort of the deciding factor.

Look, it's not safe, Jamie.

No, that's fine.

I mean, you should, you know,
and me and Vivian, you know,

we're close to nailing
Sam, so it's like...

Are you now?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we are, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

It's him.

The Sacramentum Slasher.

Cormac?

Hide.

All right, OK.

Can I come in?

Are you going somewhere?

Yeah. I'm meant to be on shift.

Can you just hear me out?

Look, I know you're mad at me,

but believe me,

you can't hate me more
than I hate myself.

I did a terrible thing and
there's no excuse for it.

Can you just slow down?

Look, I need to trust
the people around me.

The way you see me now, give
me a chance to change that.

You don't know me.

Exactly. I don't know you.

What, and I know you?

You've hardly been forthcoming.

Do you want to?

What?

Know me.

Cos this is it.

This is the last time
I'll come near you.

You just tell me, and if you
want us to ignore each other,

then that's what we'll do.

I just...

Sorry.

Goodbye, Cormac.

I know who you are. I
know why you're here.

Anyone got eyes
on Officer Rhodes?

It's Jamie, isn't
it? Not Cormac.

I don't know how I didn't
spot you at sign-in.

She showed me pictures of you.

How...? You've
been following me.

And the Irish giant in
your cabin gave you away.

I know everything.

Well, you should also
know that it was real.

What we had. It's
important you know that.

And it's my fault Pippa jumped.

What do you mean?

She took me by surprise.

I meet thousands
of people on here,

but I never met
anybody like her.

I loved your sister.

I loved her.

Yeah, that's very romantic,
but you left out the part

where she blackmailed you
with a picture of your...

She was angry that I
lied to her. About what?

I was going to leave with her.

Things moved so fast there was
never the right moment to tell her.

Tell her what? I
wanted to protect her.

Tell her what?

I'm married.

I have a wife. I had a wife.

I know I should've told her,

but on here you can get
caught up in the fantasy.

She was just a fantasy to you.

No. No, it was the opposite.

She was the most real
person I've ever known.

I was going to
run away with her.

She told me to make a choice.

I never thought
she'd actually...

Three months on here, and the girl
that I first met, she was fading.

I knew we had to
get off of here.

And then when she found
out, it crushed her.

She cut us all out, she locked
herself in her room, and in here.

So, she was going to send
a photo to your wife,

and then, what, she
just, she vanishes?

I know how terrible it sounds

and I know that you want to hear
that there was more going on,

but she did jump.

This is all of her HR stuff.

The reports, no-shows,
the erratic behaviour.

We all watched her lose it.

The whole ship can't be lying.

Danny.

I saw his body.
He didn't jump,

just like Pippa
didn't, all right?

He was m*rder*d.
He was butchered.

I was told that he
jumped. What, butchered?

Velorum are keeping it quiet.

I could look into Danny, but
I don't know why they'd lie.

Why should I trust
a word you say?

You probably shouldn't.

Look where it got Pippa.

Look, it won't be long before
the others work out who you are.

I'm done.

I'm leaving at the next port.

You should come with me.

I'm not going anywhere.

Not until I get the truth.

The truth's in there. Come
find me when you've read it.

Crew water's still off.

I hope that look on your face
isn't post-tug depression.

I've got plans for you tonight.

Are you still annoyed
about the drugs?

OK, the Filipinos
raided your stash,

but come on, was the money
really worth the headache?

I've got plenty of
reason to be down, Sam.

I don't know if you remember,

but I did lose a friend
at the start of the week

in extremely horrible circumstances,
and if you think that...

Sophia.

I'm sorry. This,
we have to end it.

You don't want to be around me.

Don't tell me what I want.

Where's this coming from?

I like you. I do.

At first, being with you,
it made me feel less alone.

Honestly, just save it, Sam.

I get it.

The benefits have run out.

We both knew what this was.

It's not like that.

I said I get it.

It's fine.

Actually, you know what?

I am going to have that bath.

I earned it. So, you can
sit out here with a face

like Karen chewing on a wasp

and think about the big
mistake you've made.

You sure Sam won't turn you in?

I'm still here, aren't I?

I want to feel sym...

Actually, no, I don't
want to feel sympathy,

because I bet all
those guys have wives.

So, is that why Pippa
was blackmailing him?

Not because she wanted off the
ship, but because she wanted even?

Well, if Sam's not
the k*ller... Who is?

Incident 15. "After an hour,

"staff were able to talk
Pippa away from the railing."

Jamie, mate, this
goes on and on.

Look at 23.

Incident 23.

"Employee refused to leave
her room for several days."

Her room number's in there.

Maybe there's something in
here that will give us answers.

Mate, someone else is
going to be in there now.

I know. I just...
I need to see it.

All right, all right. Look,
I'll come with you, yeah?

Can you just wait
until I clock off?

OK. I'll come find you.

I need to finish
reading this anyway.

Whoever he is,

you deserve better.

Are you all right?

I'm going to see him every day.

Then he'll regret losing
you every day, won't he?

He'll regret it. Trust me.

Boys pick you up
and drop you on here

like you're last season's Prada.

You're new.

You've got it all
to look forward to.

I think I might've had a taste.

I met someone, but he's
done a vanishing act.

Are you doing that on your own?

Are they ever going
to fix the plumbing?

We all deserve better.

Smile. Thank you for visiting
Quacky, have a quack-tastic day.

Bit old for this, aren't you?

Never too old for
magic, Scivian.

Speaking of, my stepsister has
definitely cast her spell over you.

I feel for you, I really do.

I don't know what game
you're trying to play...

No game. No, that's
Lily's thing.

Everything is a game to her,

and she does not like to lose.

But if it's any consolation,

I feel dreadful now
about our little wager.

Ask her about the games we
play on these little sojourns.

This year, the first to bed the
help wins my father's chronograph.

It's a watch.

Well, listen, you've dodged
a proverbial b*llet here.

"Thank you, Nile."

You're welcome.

Hey. What's going on?

A watch.

I promise I can explain.

Danny Jones.

People are talking.

What's going on?

Gossip's the devil's radio.

Yeah, I...

People will always talk on here.

Nothing better to do.

The water is still
off down below.

We're working on it.

Really?

And you call Laura with
the plunger working on it?

Lauren.

This is our Equity contract.

All accommodation shall
be of good standard

with proper washing facilities,
including the provision of water.

Hot water.

We're on strike.

No matinees.

No evening shows.

No more shaking hands
with noncey guests.

And Lauren gets the day off so
she can sort out her split ends.

Only when our terms are met
do we return to the stage.

I'll consider your terms and
get back to you in due course.

Right. Well, good.

I'll just...

Well, I take it you and Taylor
Swift are having a wee tiff.

I ended it.

I think that's wise,
all things considered.

I don't care where you boys park it
until it affects job performance.

Because we've been here before.

Haven't we?

Sam.

Was that everything?

You all packed, then?

Yeah.

Probably for the best anyway.

I mean, if Sam clocked you the other
day, God knows who else has, so...

And the k*ller's
still out there.

I'm a good listener.

I didn't recognise you
without a balaclava on.

Who ruined your day?

Just somebody who wasn't
who I thought they were.

Well, as someone who wasn't
who someone else thought,

make sure you give them a chance to
explain before you write them off.

How is he?

Jamie? He's burnt out.

Who's Jamie? I meant Cormac.

Oh, Cormac? Yeah.
Yeah, no, he's fine.

I've given up. I blew it.

Attempted m*rder will do that.

That's not what... I'm messing.

Just give him some time.

I think he was a surprise.

You don't get guys
like him on here.

He has a gentle way about him.

You can see there's a
lot going on up there.

Yeah.

You've no idea.

I've got to go.

I always wondered
which was hers. 208.

Hey.

I just want to
take a quick look.

All right, the file says she
barely stepped foot out of there

before the end. I want to
know why she was hiding.

Yeah.

I spoke to Olly.

One second!

Yeah, the stuff he did,
super sketch, but I mean,

he didn't have much choice, and he
genuinely wanted to get to know you,

without any pretence. Just
plain, honest interest.

Don't regret letting him go.

I'm coming, just one second!

Can I help you?

Does that sound better?

No. No.

Oh, my God.

What are we actually
looking for?

Anything she
might've left behind.

Velorum probably gutted
the room after she...

You keep freezing.

What about now?

The internet is so sh*t in here.

I miss you, Jamie.

Are you going out? Jamie?

Sorry, yeah. Can I
call you tomorrow?

Where you off?

I can see you, but I
just can't hear you.

I just...

I really need to talk to you.

Are you listening?

I'm sorry, Pippa, this
obviously isn't working.

I'll call you tomorrow,
OK? I promise.

Jamie. Jamie.

Jamie. Jamie.

Hey! Hey, hey, hey.

No, leave it, leave it, leave it.
Come here, come here, come here.

I've got you. It's OK.

It's all right.

You're OK, mate.

Hey.

Hang on. Look.

I think there's
something under here.

This wasn't in the reports.

I don't think they found it.

This is insane. What is this?

These are cabin
numbers and dates.

This could be anything.

Was your sister
taking medication?

I mean, like, what the hell is
this? What are these symbols?

Hey, what are you doing?

This is where she
used to stash stuff.

What is it?

Names.

Why would she hide a list of names?
Who are they? Could they be crew?

I think I know someone
who might know.

You go ahead, I'll catch you up.

Yeah, I'll see what
I can find online.

You were right. About Danny.

Something's off. I told you.

You're onto something. Look,
I'm not going anywhere.

I'm staying on here
and I'm helping you.

Maybe you can help me with this.

I found it hidden in
her room. It's hers.

I know her writing and it was
hidden in the smoke alarm.

What did I tell you? She
wasn't in a good place.

Who hides things in a smoke...

It was a thing we did. Our
dad, he liked to borrow money.

Yeah, she told me about him.

Do you recognise any of the names?
Felipe Herrera? Jessica Craig?

No. Sorry.

I actively try not to
remember your names.

She didn't mention this to you?

No. Last time I saw her,

she came to me and said
she wanted to talk.

I turned my back on her.

I'm going to regret that
for as long as I live.

Let me look into these names.

We can't meet up here.
I'll be up on 12.

Hello?

Hello? Hello?

Is this Russian caviar?

I'm going for a walk.

This can't be Russian, darling.

See you back at the room?

Mm-hm.

Nile spies on me in the shower.

OK, my love. Hello?

Look, I do.

You asked if I want to know you,

if I want to get to
know you, and I do.

I was harsh on you,
and I was scared.

But I just, I think from now
on, we've got to be honest.

Cos there is so much
I need to tell you.

OK.

OK?

What you...

What are you doing later?

Don't eat anything.

Starve if you have to.

I'm going to make you dinner.

Oh, right. Yeah. I'd like that.

I'd really like that. Thank you.

Meet at the cinema, at
the projection room,

like, ten? It's just
a place I really like.

All right.

All right.

I will see you later then.

Any joy?

I think I've found Felipe
Herrera. His profile's private.

This WiFi's shite.

Wait, hang on.
Let me see Felipe.

I think I'm friends with him.

He's a lower-deck cleaner
who can turn a look.

Hey, what did Sam say?

He just said he's
looking into it.

Got him. Felipe.

He last posted four months ago.

"Time for a digital
detox." Nothing since then.

He's friends with Daniel
Regan from Pippa's list.

What's wrong?

Daniel left the same update.

"Time for a digital detox."

And then nothing else.
Word-for-word the same.

Both their names were
crossed out on the list.

Something's off. Wait, we
need to speak to one of them.

I mean, one of them could
still be on board, right?

How would we find out?
Personnel office, off the I95.

We can't just walk
in there, though.

We?

Yeah, so, actually,

we were kind of thinking of maybe
hanging about for a few more days.

You two are onto something
big. You could use some backup.

Thank you.

But I'm moving in to
Rosie's cabin, though.

I'm not staying here,
getting flailed in my sleep.

We can't just walk into HR.

But I think I might know a way.

The water's still off.
We're not going on tonight.

No. No, you're not.

You're getting off my
ship at first port.

What?

I've got a cast waiting to
come aboard in Puerto Rico.

I quite fancy West Side Story.

Did you really think you
were the only t*ts and teeth

this side of the Atlantic?

She's bluffing.

You're all in
breach of contract.

Your employee handbook.

Where do I begin? The
fraternisation clause.

Well, you p*nis flytraps
have blown it, repeatedly.

Next, misuse of
alcohol and narcotics.

Our contract...

Your contract isn't fit
to wipe my arse with.

You're at sea now. You're
living by Karen's law.

Please, we're sorry.

We will go on.

I need this job.

Yeah, no, it's the
grease in my hair.

I think it's getting
through to my brain.

Hamish used all of my shampoo!

Enough, enough, enough!

Go get into costume
before I change my mind.

Ugh!

I'd keep away from those fickle
f*ck wheels if I were you, Lauren.

Actors are all
mentally disturbed.

Was there something else?

Jerome.

Your boyfriend?

I haven't had chance to seek him out
due to Emmeline Wankhurst's strike.

But don't you worry.

I'll find him, and he
won't know what's hit him.

Now get to the
guests' bar on ten.

Get yourself a hot shower.

We need to make a complaint.

Put it in the box.

Well, actually, it's
quite sensitive.

Yeah. One of the officers
called my friend here

a pirate of the poo
pipe persuasion.

And I think that you'll find
actually that sexual orientation

and swashbuckling are both
protected characteristics.

Please, he's collapsed.

It's up on the I95.

I think he overheated
or something.

Not again.

The head, it's stuck.

Daniel Regan.

It says he absconded.

Jessica Craig.

Felipe Herrera.

Also absconded.

Are you seeing this?

I'm seeing it. I just
don't know what it means.

Oh, my God.

He's pissed himself.

What about the digital
detox we saw earlier?

What if they've all
posted the same message?

Look at who logged
all the entries.

Don't leave us.

I'm going to call for...

Oh, my God.

Jerome?

Oh, my... I don't
think he's breathing.

I'll call medical.

OK. And the Oscar goes to...

Has she gone? Yeah.

Right, get me out of this, it
smells like bumholes in here.

It doesn't make any sense.

How can Jerome have absconded
when we haven't even docked yet?

We'll go look for Jerome.
Right, well, be careful.

Yeah, you too. Who
the f*ck is Jerome?

I don't know what's going
on. I need to speak to Sam.

Oh, my God, what's she doing?

What, is that... Shh.

I think she's seen...

Yeah, shush.

Vivian.

How did you get down here?

I need to speak to you.

What, are you trying to get me
in trouble? Come on, let's go.

Vivian.

Just go back upstairs.

Please.

You go, I'll find you.

I just need you to hear me out.

Fine, just not here.

And then I went to
the personnel folder.

The people on Pippa's list,

the computer's saying
they've absconded.

People abscond all the time.
Right, they've got debts,

they hate it on here.
It happens a lot.

I'm about to do a runner myself.

Guess who logged
all the entries.

Karen. It's her job.

Daniel Regan, Felipe, Jerome,
who knows what they had going on?

They're probably all
off sunning themselves.

What is wrong with you?
You know something is up.

You know these names
were important to her.

Look, I'm sorry.
It's been a long day.

Let me have a look
into it, all right?

The social media stuff is weird.

Yeah. I'm surprised Karen even
knows how to turn a computer on.

We found her Twitter once.

She tweeted c*ck-a-leekie
soup, hundreds of times.

I think she thought
it was Google.

Jerome.

Jerome?

Jerome's name wasn't
on the list I gave you.

You just said Jerome, but
I never told you about him.

Did I?

No, you're right.

I did.

What Nile failed to mention
was that he won the wager

on our second day. He
slept with a croupier.

I should've told
you from the start.

I wanted to, but as
soon as we met, I...

How could I even bring it up?

That day in the bar when I
saw you for the first time,

I'll be honest, at the risk of
sounding like a piece of sh*t...

Well, that ship has sailed.

..I did think, "Wow, if
I'm going to play his game,

"I'd choose her." Maybe
it was the pirate costume.

I promise, the moment
I first spoke to you,

I forgot all about the bet.

Really, I forgot everything.

I think that's why I'm here,

because with you I forget,

and it's nice.

And I want more.

And I really am so, so sorry.

The grand prize.

I took it while he was sleeping.

What, like...

It's yours. I don't want it.

Take it. It's worth a
lot. And I'm worth more.

When will you lot learn
you can't just buy people?

I know. I wasn't...
Get rid of it.

What? Get rid of it.

OK.

Jesus, what are you doing?

What? Well, I didn't think
that you'd actually throw it.

Whoops.

You're not well. You
only just noticed?

So, you like the pirate costume?

I tried to make
this easy for you.

I really did.

I really hoped after reading that
file that you'd leave it alone.

But here we are.

Your file was bullshit.
Where is my sister?

She just couldn't
leave it alone.

Leave what? Where is she?

You really want to
know? I chased her,

all the way to the
edge of the ship.

And I watched her fall.

What is going on?