01x09 - Forever Young

[bunniefuu]

What is it? Can't
you see it's busy?

I'm sorry. Are you alright?

Morales!

Morales!

IDIOT

- Go.
- No.

Go!

- Who is he?
- I have no idea.

When I woke up the
man was already there.

Okay, you were the last one
to go to bed last night.

Sure you locked the front door?

Morales, we never
lock the front door.

And besides I don't
remember anything

that happened last night.

I know man, it was pretty rough.

So, what do we do?

I guess wait until he wakes up.

No way, man.

Dude, he's totally passed out!

What if we call the police?

Yeah, sure... and get
accused of kidnapping.

Who the hell's going to
kidnap somebody this size?

Damn!

Hey, Rodri! Hey, Morales!

How you guys doing?

He knows our names.

He did research on us.

He's going to k*ll us.

So, what's up? Did
you have breakfast?

No, no, we wouldn't dare
make noise and wake you up.

Mister...

Mister, Mister...

You guys are really cool. Not
like my old lady, hell no.

Let me make you
guys some breakfast.

No, no, please, you
don't have to do that!

He's going to poison us.

But, just think
how long it's been

since we've had a
decent breakfast.

I'll accept your
breakfast offer.

That's it!

I'm just like an uncle of yours,

and you two are just
like my nephews. Yeah?

Who the hell is this guy?

Well, you heard him,
Morales! He's like our uncle.

No way!

IDIOT

That's typical of young kids!

You look sadder than a
Sinead O'Connor song.

Sinead O-what?

Forget it, you're too young.

The thing is that...

I need to find a place to sleep.

- For you?
- No, it's for a friend.

Which one of the
"Ninis" got kicked out?

No, none of them.
None of the Ninis.

Actually...

Actually, none of us are losers.

For example, in my case...

Well, I'm an entrepreneur, Sofi.

I have a brilliant
mind, you know.

I have many projects
in mind and...

Well, one thing at a time.

So then,

which of the entrepreneurs
got kicked out?

This isn't about them.

It's someone more...
close to you.

Not important. What I
wanted to know is...

I wanted to ask you if you knew

anyone who was renting
a room or something?

No, I don't.

Although, my storage room
is practically empty.

I know, the one
with the handcuffs.

How do you know?

That doesn't matter.

- Hello, guys!
- Hi!

Hello, cuties!

Hey, Beca! What's rocknrollin'?

I hadn't seen you
in a long time!

Have we met before, sir?

Yeah!

Well, I mean, in pictures.

Why is there a stalker
in the kitchen?

I have no idea. But you
have to taste his pancakes.

And you're the one
from Monterrey?

Vale. I've heard
a lot about you.

- Chihuahua.
- Just as bad.

Who's that Tower there?

We don't know, but
he sure knows us.

Okay, do you know how
creepy that sounds?

Yeah, but who cares? He
makes the greatest pancakes.

Well, he and his great
pancakes will have to go.

Wait until he's finished
doing the dishes.

My hands get really
dry if I wash them.

Morales, you never wash them.

That's why they look so nice.

These pancakes are really good.

Creepy, but they're delicious.

You need to tell him.

No, why do I have to tell him?

Because you live here.

- It's your apartment.
- It's your uncle.

So is he going to
live in the apartment?

I'm just asking so I can
charge you more rent.

No, no, don't exaggerate.

Alright, then?

I don't know, just
let him stay a while.

Morales, but why?

Look how clean he
keeps the place!

And what about those
pancakes he made?

Young people deserve to be
given a fighting chance.

BABY86 I THINK THEY'VE
GOT US CORNERED

IF WE DIE TOGETHER,
IT'LL BE WORTH IT

You've got to be kidding me!

It's pathetic, what I just read.

I'm not pathetic,
I'm a romantic.

You're not romantic
nothing. Give me that thing.

I'm going to show you how
to sweet talk a "Baby86".

What I

meant to say

was that, I

will cover your back?

And that way you

can ad-vance.

BABY86 YOU'RE THE BEST

You're welcome!

BABY86 WE DID IT!

All thanks

to you!

BABY86 I'VE UNLOCKED A NEW WORLD

IN MY HEART.

Finish her! That's it!

- My God, he scared me.
- Man!

We haven't even unlocked
the next level together.

Just go sh**t her dead,

sh**t her, sh**t her. Go on!

Hey! My little puppy!

The uncle's his boyfriend.

I'm so sorry for
taking so long, dad,

but I was trying to close
some business deals.

Baby boy, baby boy,
don't you worry.

Because I'm having

a great old time with
your friends here. Right?

- Hey, guys?
- It's Mr. Chesca!

- Of course! Now I remember you!
- Really?

What brings you
here, Mr. Chesca?

Okay, okay, you can drop
the Mister and Chesca.

No. Don't be so
formal! We're friends!

My name is Adrian.

Hey, guys?

The thing is that my mom
kicked my dad out of the house,

so you know, I was trying
to closing some deals,

but it's all under control
and I've found him a "crib".

Oh my God, I've never heard
you use slang, Chesca.

I'm sorry, dear,

but Satellite City isn't
a little country village.

It's not like I'm
from where she's from.

After you pass Toreo,
everything's a village.

Yeah, whatever.

So what did you do to get
kicked out, Mr. Chesca?

Me? Nothing.

The thing is that my wife
says that I'm too old

to be doing certain
things, you know.

I think that perhaps
your wife is right.

The whole problem
started with the guitar.

Yeah, yeah! Yeah, yeah, baby
boy, the guitar! Of course!

No...

Excuse me, excuse me...

Hey, guys, listen...

Look at that!

That must've cost you a
fortune, right, Mr. Cheskies?

Just a little, just a little.

I took it from my baby
boy's vacation money.

Excuse me?

Baby boy, don't you worry!

I'll take you to see the
ocean some other time.

You're kidding me, you've
never seen the ocean, dude?

You had told us that...

My dear, he doesn't know
that, be quiet please.

Baby86 wants to meet me.

Okay, so why are you so nervous?

What do you mean, why?

What if he's a big fat freak
with acne who eats french fries

and chose the name "BABY86"
to lure his victims?

Don't be an idiot, Rodri,
that only happens in movies.

It's going to be fine, Rodri.

For the first time,
I agree with Morales.

That's just a cliché.

Yeah, Rodri, relax the
crack and enjoy the smack.

I'm so Satellite City.

What?

What are you doing?

I'm calling her.

No, no...

No, no, I won't allow you to
do that looking like that.

Go change your
clothes, sweetie. Go.

Don't make me repeat
it. Go change.

Well, then... How many
songs can you play?

None as of yet.

But I try to practice
one every day.

And there's another reason why
he got kicked out of the house.

So what songs do you
play, Mr. Chesca?

- Is that Arjona?
- No, no way.

I doubt he has that
much bad taste.

What? You don't know that song?

- No! It's way too old!
- No! It's way too old!

What are you saying?

You guys know nothing about
Rock and Roll! Unbelievable.

Well yeah, but if you
weren't singing Arjona,

then it would be different.

Mr. Chesca, what's your
wife's favorite song?

Listen, listen!
Hear it, hear it!

I won her heart with that song.

Your mother! Your mother, baby
boy, during a Rock Concert

in my language.

So she thought that
song was romantic?

I don't really know

because both of us were
a little out of it.

I think I'd have to be a little
out of it too to get this song.

I have an idea! You
need to call her!

Call my wife?

And you'll tell her that
you won't sing her the song.

That it's just for her.

Exactly. If you don't sing it,
she'll probably forgive you.

Mr. Chesca,

we'll have to give you an
intervention so you can mature.

Yeah, yeah, I'm good with that.

But first we have to do

some opening up of
the channels, right?

What do you mean "opening
up the channels"?

I have a super spacey recipe.

What? What do you see?

I got dizzy!

Mr. Chesca, is this
normal for junior here?

Here I come, St. Peter!

- Are you okay?
- Welcome to the jungle.

What did you guys burn?

We left a pancake in
the toaster too long.

Rodrigo, you look
so darn handsome!

Too bad you're not
wearing any pants.

A video call.

Hey, I don't know about you guys

but this galactic recipe

is starting to make
me hungry. You know?

Damn right, munchies.

Yeah, let's go.

- Help him.
- Careful.

My Goodness.

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FAT FREAK

Honey, I think they're
looking for you.

RoboRodri?

Rodri?

Rodri?

Yeah, it only happens
in movies, Morales.

What counts is that
you at least tried.

Yeah, sure, but I
almost cracked a tooth.

It's really hard.

I'm talking about Baby86.

Oh, that...

Love's not for me, Mr. Chesca.

You're unlucky in love,
but lucky at cards, right?

No. I always lose at that too.

Look at love as if it
was a state of mind.

You're a visionary, Mr. Chesca.

ADRIANA ADRIAN, WHERE ARE YOU?

sh*t, sh*t! They're
looking for me!

Is it the cops, Dad!

It's worse! Your mother!

I'll be right back,
I just got dizzy.

How would you described that
mental state, Mr. Chesca?

Suicidal.

Mr. Chesca, tell her to come!

Hold on, hold on.
My mom come here?

No, no, my darling. It's
better to play Ouija.

It'd be less dangerous.

I have a plan.

What are you doing, girlfriend?

I'm just nourishing
my social media.

I kind of feel
that I'm stuck in

in the "threshold
of the hundred."

- The hundred what?
- Likes.

What is that even useful for?

It's like keeping record
on your gummy worms.

The status quo!

- That's very important, yeah.
- Yes, that's it.

Listen, cuties, I can accept
all of these makeover changes,

but don't touch my guitar.

You're so freaking
stubborn, I swear!

Okay, play whatever you
want but don't sing Arjona.

But who the hell is Arjona?

Exactly.

Okay, guys, are you ready?

Now you really look like my
father and not my brother.

You're identical to...
Antonio Banderas.

In "Zorro"?

Pay her no mind, uncle.
In "Philadelphia".

Alright, but I feel like
if I was some kind of,

I don't know, some kind of a
mannequin in a store window!

So then, it's like...

Well, at least you found
true love, Mr. Chesca.

Okay, everyone. Just
act normal, act normal.

Come, come.

Well?

- Who's going to open up?
- Me, me!

It was about time, honey.

- My baby boy. I'm fine.
- How are you? You are so pretty!

- Semi-casual! Hello!
- You're too much.

- Hello!
- Mrs. Chesca, how are you?

No, no.

Don't call me Mrs.
Drop the formalities.

Okay? My name is Adriana.

But I'll let you know when
you can call me "Adri".

Adrian?

What happened to you?

I changed,

just for you.

Honey, but I was so in
love with my "rockstar",

in love with your hair,

with your enormous pectorals.

You're so big and strong

you look like Antonio Banderas.

Yeah, in "Philadelphia".

No, in "Zorro".

Come here. Take out
your sword, my love!

Hell yeah, baby...

Let me use your room.
I've got some work to do.

My love!

Those are my parents.

But out of prior
experience I'd recommend

evacuating the place because...

Well, we could always stay...

Let's go to the bar!

Yes! Yes, yes, let's go.

Let's all go, come on.
Come on, all of us.

God. Let's go, come on.

Do your parents always take
so long measuring spaces?

The thing is that they use
another type of method.

What Chesca meant to say
is that they don't use

the metric system but the

sexocimal.

Yeah, that's the one I used
in Bali. It works great.

Hey, Sofi, get me another one.

Well, I hope they finish soon.

I need to get some
bottles of mezcal,

because it seems like it's
going to be a long night,

right, Rodrigo?

That Baby86, did
a number on you.

You mean that BOY... Baby86.

Hello, everyone! How are you?

Hello.

Sofi, congratulations. You
have a really cool bar.

Listen, Sofi, your storage
room is spectacular.

I loved the whole handcuff
bit, but if you paint it red,

it'll look awesome.

I can't get enough of you.
What do you say, guys?

Should we all have
some highballs?

Two highballs coming up!

Cheers, everyone! Cheers!

- Cheers!
- Cheers!