01x02 - Lamar

[bunniefuu]

- [Linda] Such an enormous

package,

even bigger than I was

expecting.

How did you get that large

thing in your little basket?

- [Lamar] Practice, I guess?

- [Linda] Let me relieve your

load.

- Sign here, please.

(pen scribbling)

(pen clicking)

- Oh, I haven't forgotten about

your tip.

- My tip?

- You know, though, you were

late.

This was supposed to be here at

3:00 pm.

- Ah, I'll make sure to

come faster next time.

- As long as it doesn't

compromise

the quality of your service.

I don't like feeling taken

advantage of.

- Of course not, miss.

I'm really sorry.

Have a great afternoon.

- Wait, you can't leave like

that.

- Like what?

- That.

- Aw man, sh*t.

This is so embarrassing.

It's just that you just look so

damn.

- It's okay.

You don't need to explain.

(hand patting)

- f*ck that feels good.

- I bet your other clients

don't do this for you.

- No, they're not usually so

hands on.

(soft dramatic music)

- Grab my t*ts.

Do you love them?

- Yeah, they feel so f*ck'

real.

- Do you wanna suckle them?

- Ahuh.

(Linda panting)

- Such a hungry boy.

- Starving, miss.

(Linda panting)

- Oh, you are quite the

specimen.

- And you're so

Colonial.

- Oh, is that c*ck for me?

- I don't know.

Do you deserve it?

- Oh, I want it in my tight

little p*ssy.

- Oh, I'm gonna wreck that

little kitty.

(Lamar growls)

- Oh, with that big, huge

f*cking beast.

Oh, you predator, ah.

- Yeah, I'm gonna tear you in

half.

Yeah, you old white sl*t.

- Ah.

- Was that too far?

- Yeah, I would say so.

- It's just, I don't know.

That whole predator beast thing,

it kind of feels a little

dehumanizing or something.

- It's a compliment.

- Not really.

I mean, I feel a little

inadequate compared to this guy.

- You have a nice d*ck, Lamar.

- Thanks.

And you have a great vag*na,

Linda

(footsteps pounding)

Should we keep going?

- No, let's call it.

So, what's new?

(water running)

- I dunno, same old.

Working at the hospital,

doing this on the side,

you know, that kind of stuff.

- What do I owe you for today,

by the way?

- I don't know.

Like same as usual.

- You're not very good at

this you know that, right?

(Lamar chuckles)

Oh, you're lucky you're so

charming.

(soft dramatic music)

(apple crunching)

- Hmm.

- Do you find me attractive?

- Yeah, of course, I do.

- Because I find you exquisite.

- Thank you.

- Ah, one more kiss for mama.

(lips smacking softly)

(dramatic music)

(footsteps pounding)

(door slamming)

Okay then.

(dramatic music continues)

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