01x09 - 20%

[bunniefuu]

[EERIE MUSIC]

[MUSIC BREAKING INTO STATIC]

ANDY: [PANTING]

[TYPING]

[SLOW TYPING]

[CONTINUES TYPING]

GIRL: No, no, that's okay.

I know, I know.

BOY: This is my boy.

This is my f*ck' boy.

- ANDY: You're my f*ck' boy.

- No, you're my f*ck' boy.

[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]

[CHEERING]

[TYPING]

MOM: Behave yourself!

VOICE: That was the

That was the one!

That was the one!

That was the one! You hurt me now.

[LAUGHTER]

[TYPING]

[WATER RUNNING]

ANDY: Man, Mom loves this.

Silent disco party.

MOM: Andrew!

Stop filming me!

ANDY: Come on, Mom,

those moves are great!

Let us see 'em.

Let's see it!

Oh, yeah!

MOM: [LAUGHING]

[TYPING]

ANDY: Please, one more time.

DANA: Mm-mm.

ANDY: Please, come on, say it again.

- No.

- For the 'Gram.

DANA: You're being mean, stop.

ANDY: I love your retainer voice.

VOICE: Yeah, it's really sexy.

ANDY: [LAUGHING]

- Stop!

- [LAUGHING]

ANDY: Oh, wait, first step

I need to put my seat belt on.

'Cause I'm learning driving.

DAD: You got it, you're working,

okay, let's let's not

LIONEL: How are you

supposed to know, like,

you can't even feel it, like,

the the acceleration.

It feels like the car is

just moving by itself.

DAD: There, you're good, slow,

slow, there you go, there you go.

Brake. Excellent.

LIONEL: I can't I can't focus

because he's filming me.

- Okay, Andy

- I'm not filming.

DAD: Good, we're good.

LIONEL: What is that?

DAD: All right, good.

LIONEL: Dad, this thing's gonna

blow up one day,

I promise you, it's gonna be

DAD: This is a safe car, they don't

make 'em like this anymore, son.

LIONEL: Did you see this?

DAD: You know how long I've had

LIONEL: This is my safety.

DAD: You know how long

I've had this car,

and it hasn't done that?

Okay, good, towards you,

and then into gear, good.

LIONEL: Smells like gas.

DAD: into gear, good.

LIONEL: Smells like gas.

DAD: good.

LIONEL: Smells like gas.

Smells like gas.

[TYPING]

[TYPING]

Everything happens for a reason.

[GRUNTING]

Hey, Siri

[CHIME]

call Domino's.

Hey, how's it going?

Can I place an order for delivery?

Can I get four large pizzas

and and and four large orders

of of

buffalo chicken wings?

With extra ranch?

And a large Coke?

Hold the ice.

Can I pay over the phone?

I'm actually buried on the side

of a mountain right now.

- Oh, great!

- [THUD]

[STRAINING]

[PANTING]

[POURING]

Oh, yes.

Oh, come on.

[SIGHING]

[PHONE CHIME]

Hello.

My name is Andrew Braddock.

Please give this video to my mother,

Elaine Braddock.

Mom.

If you're watching this right now,

it means that

I never made it out of here.

I just want you to know that

you and Dad

as my parents

I wouldn't have it any other way.

And Lionel

I tried for a really long time

to be cool.

And you don't try at all.

And you're the coolest kid I know.

Oh and

can you guys call this number?

It's my friend Shannon.

Just tell her

I said thanks.

Okay.

I love you.

Bye.

[BEEP]

[CHIME]

Happy Birthday, Dad.

[STATIC CRACKLING]