01x04 - Episode 4

[bunniefuu]

All I'm saying is be careful, yeah?

Cos, every now and then,

man needs to cut things out

the circle like cancer, bro.

You get me? Be vigilant, fam.

Cut the grass, there's snakes

in the grass, you gotta cut that.

You get me?

PHONE VIBRATES

All right, so listen, yeah?

They've got this new dessert place

on the high street

that I want us to check.

Also, everyone keeps

Yo. Yo, slow down, bro.

What, fam? I only got you for

two days. I know. I know.

That's why I think we should do

something

a little more low-key, innit?

Watch a movie, grab some popcorn,

I don't know,

bring the mattress into the front

room or something.

No, fam, that's dead! Am I five?

Bruv, I'm not on the gallivanting

thing, yeah?

But, bro,

you ain't seen anyone in a minute.

I can invite Malachi.

Yo, chill out,

or else I'm not coming, yeah?

Fine, whatever. See you in a bit.

HE SIGHS

Wagwan. What, you going home

for exeat this weekend, yeah? Um

What time you leaving? Why?

Cos I need to come with you so I can

jump through the barriers, innit?

Yeah, I'm not heading back any

more.

My next Raisinettes challenge

awaits.

Dope, that's sick!

So, I can have your ticket?

It's an open return, so I'll

probably use it some other time.

All right, cool.

Oh, and next time you open the door,

bro, put some drawers on, man.

That's crazy. Don't knock on my door

like you're the police, then!

Oh, sh*t! We thought everyone

had left for exeat.

You know, when school closes

and everyone's supposed to

f*ck off home?

Chip-chop!

Look, why don't you just come

to mine for exeat weekend?

It's my dad's birthday.

Well, sorry, but I hate dads,

and birthdays, so

They'll leave us to get on with it.

Also, don't you think it's a bit too

soon to be meeting parents?

It'll be two days of nonstop,

uninterruptedconsummating.

OK, all right, all right,

I'll come,

as long as you promise never to say

the word consummating again.

It's weird, it is.

Consummating.

Ahem! Can you get the f*ck out,

please?

You have to make sure that, when

you're there, do not use any teeth

and remember to lick your finger

and rub the gouch.

I don't know why,

but boys love that sh*t.

What the hell is a gouch?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! You think

we'll be needing all of them?

You two better screw.

If you come back with

the "we just snuggled",

I'm kicking you in the vag*na.

KNOCK ON DOOR

Come in! Abby!

Abby, you absolute queen!

I could just kiss you forever

and ever and ever and ever!

Have you seen

how many people have signed?

f*cking hell! f*cking Abby.

I lead, people follow.

I'm a big f*cking deal. Thank you.

Oh, my God.

I know I'm jumping the g*n,

but I think there's enough on there

to get Bernard to listen about

getting the portrait taken down.

What do you think?

Oh, you know what?

Uh-uh-uh-uh, rewind, we

can talk about it in the car.

Also, this weekend is not gonna

be just about this.

We are gonna have a lot of fun,

too.

And

Condoms?!

You're not gonna be needing those.

Um, this all sounds really fun,

Mabel, it does, but I just, um

I, um What's up? I just

She needs to help a friend. Mm-hm.

Who is highly frustrated

and needs a helpinghand. Oh.

The petition stuff can wait.

Right?

Oh, right, OK.

PHONE VIBRATES

Gotta go.

OK, so where are we meeting?

Don't hate me, but I'm actually

heading back to London to see Mum.

OK, but we always hang out

on the first exeat.

Yeah, I know,

but she just really misses me.

She's just rattling around in

that house on her own.

Maybe the two of you could do

something.

Rupert's dad bailed on him again

and he's refusing to come home

with me, so might have to keep him

company.

Bye.

Look, I've got to go,

but I'm at my car.

Speak to you guys later.

Guess it's just me, then.

B! Yo, B! What?

Are you going back to London?

Yes. Why?

Come on, don't make me beg.

Beg? You haven't asked.

All right, cool.

Can I get a lift back to London?

Please?

Well, do you have petrol money?

I'll just jump off at Chelsea

or Knightsbridge,

or whatever fancy place you live.

Ha!

Well, hurry up!

You serious? Yeah. Don't lie. Yeah?

Yes.

Thank you, thank you,

thank you so much.

I'll grab my sh*t,

I'll be right back.

You're the best.

This is why you're my G.

I'll be back.

I'm going to grab my sh*t. Yeah!

Nah, Dad, probably pheasants

and grouse and stuff like that.

Yeah, yeah.

Sorry, mate, forget my sunnies.

I gotta go. Er

I'm about to jump in the car. Bye.

Yeah, honestly, mate,

you'dfucking hate it, you know?

It's just a bunch of posh pricks

talking to other posh pricks

about posh prick stuff.

We all hate it.

Still sounds fun.

Come on, don't make me feel like

a knob, mate.

Yesterday, it was cool that

I was coming.

Now that your mum's here,

it's a problem.

You know, you

sound like a nagging wife.

Have my Only Fans account login.

Wank yourself crazy.

Toby!

Oh, hey, um Yelena.

Yelena.

You all right? How you doing?

Good, thanks.

Just heading home for the weekend.

Good to be back with some creature

comforts, am I right?

Right.

I wanted to talk to you

about the drugs you sold me.

Yeah?

They were fake. What?!

Fake, as in they weren't real.

But they were real.

Straight from the Colombians.

Abby told me.

She thought it was funny.

I don't. I want my £300 back.

I wish I could, but I ain't got it.

Sorry.

Yeah, that's not really my problem.

If you can make sure you

have it by Monday.

Monday.

Definitely Monday.

Great.

Right, update. Can it wait?

Well, I'll just take a little

look at my notes.

Yes, so everybody definitely

still hates you. Wonderful.

Apparently you advised Stanley

to install extra security cameras.

Students are wondering whether

they're in a school or a prison.

Did you see the monstrosity

they painted on the playing fields?

Carol sent me

1,000 emails about it.

Everyone should count themselves

lucky they're not being tagged.

Well, Leah's petition is

building up some momentum.

Almost enough signatures to bypass

you and go straight to the board.

Why don't you both have

an exeat weekend as well?

We can talk when you're back.

Everyone needs a break.

Well, there's quite a lot to do

What I would say is that

Fully paid. Ah.

Have a lovely weekend. Yeah.

Mwah, mwah.

Ah, you look after yourself,

won't you, yeah? Take care.

Hey, Dad. Hey.

Fancy hanging out?

Yes. Why not? Cool.

♪ This is your life

♪ Open free and chase your dreams

♪ Don't be afraid to fly ♪

I just need to make a quick stop.

All I'm saying is be careful, yeah?

Cos, every now and then,

man need to cut things out

the circle like cancer, bro.

Beans? You get me? Be vigilant, fam.

Cut the grass, there's snakes

in the grass, you gotta cut that.

You get me? Man's out.

What, am I chatting sh*t?

All I'm saying is, be careful,

innit? You get me?

Someone's loyal to you, yeah?

SHE SINGS ALONG WITH POP MUSIC

No.

MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY

Sorry, we're not doing that.

First of all, not my style.

Second of all, vocals,

not your forte, so

Yeah, I wouldn't have

given you a lift

if I'd known that you were gonna

be on your phone the whole time.

If you just want my attention,

just say that.

I don't want your attention,

or I would have said.

Then what do you want, huh?

I want an apology,

that's what I actually want.

For? "For," he says.

For playing games with Florence

and I,

you know, one of my best friends?

That wasn't I didn't mean

That is a really, really

long-winded way to say sorry.

Sorry, wow.

You know, the way that

you treated us,

like we were your little playthings.

Playthings? Yeah.

"I've never seen black p*nis

before," that was you, right?

No You know, personally, I just,

I felt like a plaything, you know?

No, it's

I just I didn't know what

I just didn't mean it like

I just felt sexualised, you know?

Objectified, if you will.

Oh! Bullshit!

Listen, it was even on

school grounds.

I could've got you expelled,

but I'm ready to call it even.

There we go. Touche. Right

SHE SINGS ALONG TO POP MUSIC

Omar. Hey.

So, it was you who drew the c*ck

and ba*ls?

It was a quill and ink pot.

Really?

OK.

Well, what did you do?

Oh, well, I drew on the whiteboards

in permanent marker, so

Right.

It's kind of sh*t, but, you know,

my older brother is a Raisinette,

so I think there's definitely some

nepotism involved,

but, you know, I kind of wanted to

do it for me, this one.

So, I think

that's what I'm gonna try and do.

Anyway, you wanna do the honours?

YeahI'm pretty sure there's

a dead body in there.

No worries, I've got it.

"f*ck with the status quo."

"You've shown creativity, but sheer

audaciousness is what we crave.

"For your next task, into Master's

house the two of you must creep.

"Within his bed chamber, there's

golden silken pyjamas one must seek.

"Capture yourself within them.

"Now go, you wretched beasts."

Ah, I think I'm gonna be sick.

No, trust me,

I live just down the road.

I'll grab a ladder, someone can ring

the bell and side-track him,

the other one can go up the ladder,

nab the pyjamas, put them on,

take a pic, put 'em back.

Boom, we're done.

This isn't your first rodeo, is it?

We might need to link up later.

Do you wanna just give me the

details? Yeah. Yeah.

Cute pic.

So, I'll see you later?

Looking forward to it.

♪ Your song is playing

all the frequencies

♪ I'm all about

what you've been telling me

♪ Cos you can guide me to the skies

above ♪

Toby, hey! I thought it would just

be all the international students.

Have you moved on from Abby?

What do you know about Yelena?

She'snice.

What does that mean? Well, um

Well, Goodlow ain't been the same

since.

Mrs Goodlow?

How come she didn't get expelled?

I mean, nobody saw her do it,

but there was dried blood

on her hockey stick.

f*ck!

Why?

I owe her, like, £300,

which I ain't got,

and she wants it on Monday. Ah.

This is so dumb!

I did all this to impress a girl

that clearly thinks she's above me,

then she goes and snitches on me,

and now I've gotta deal with

all this sh*t.

Sorry, dude.

You wanna hit this?

Might take the edge off.

Is that weed? Sh.

Tosh, yeah.

All right, then, it's been great.

Thank you very much and bye-bye.

Jaheim, can I come up?

I'm bursting for the loo.

Oh, yeah, say nothing, there's

a tree over there, up there, man.

Jaheim, stop!

I drove you to your front door.

Look, my house isn't really suitable

for visitors right now, so

If I wet myself

HE CHUCKLES LIGHTLY

Fine. All right, cool.

Say nothing. Let's go.

HE SIGHS

You get Toby's message?

Do you want to go?

I thought you hated parties.

I do

..but you look miserable as sh*t.

I think this twist will pick you up.

You need to stop being

so nice to people.

Thanks for the life advice.

Do you want to go, or don't you?

Mm, yes!

Some of the Japanese lot are in.

Sweet. You got the oil?

Dozo. Arigato.

HE SNIFFS

I wonder

if there's any vanilla essence.

This Nigella one says it's

the vanilla that makes it.

We're cooking weed brownies,

Tosh, so I can pay Yelena back.

We're not opening a flipping

patisserie.

Let's do this!

MUSIC: Never Gonna Stop

by Two Hidden Labs

♪ Like you're never gonna stop

♪ Drop it down and shake it

♪ Like you're never gonna stop

♪ Never gonna stop

♪ Never, never gonna stop ♪

Konnichiwa!

Hiya, you all right?

Big money's a priority, obviously,

but let's not oversell, all right?

We don't want to be calling an

ambulance

because someone's pulled a whitey.

Yeah, cool.

OTHERS CHATTER INDISTINCTLY

Is this the room depression built?

HE SNICKERS

Good vibes only in here,

after you've had this brownie.

The first one is free,

and after that a tenner each.

ALL GROAN, COMPLAIN

Why are you lot moaning?

You lot are rich!

Lost your way to the bathroom, then?

This is why you didn't want to

let me into your house.

Now, I thought

Bot Battles was nerdy,

but this,

this is on a whole new level. Yeah?

Yeah. Is your Transformers

bedspread in the wash?

SHE CHUCKLES

f*ck off, dickhead.

You f*ck off, dickhead.

I'm going to say three things

real quick.

One, Beatrix, you can

do better than this waste man.

Two, that posh yoghurt is banging,

more of that, please.

And three, Grandma don't allow

fornification in her yard,

so I suggest you stop.

Brudda, move, man.

Go get Grandma, move, bruv!

I think we should go.

Yeah. Yeah, let's go. Yeah? Yeah.

After you. Mm, thank you.

Yo, Caleb! Where'd you get the

money to put on the meter?

Malachi gave me some this morning.

Yeah, thanks for the lift, but

Sending me packing already?

Have to go and see my boy -

something to sort out.

I was hoping you were going to take

me on an Endz experience.

What?

You know, a trip to a chicken shop,

Footlocker, Jammer's Basement.

I've come all this way, Jaheim.

I think that deserves a little jaunt

round South Eazy, don't you?

Er

Why not? Yes! OK.

Mm.

Wow.

This is amazing, guys.

I'm guessing it's a

change from canteen food.

Literally, one more

piece of overcooked broccoli

and I'm going to k*ll myself.

ALL LAUGH

So, Leah, have you consummated

the relationship? Mumplease.

Leah hates the term consummate.

We haven't smashed yet,

but we're hoping to tonight.

ALL EXCLAIM

Why are you freaking out?

It's just casual convo.

Casual convo?

No, Koku, casual convo is,

"Hi, Dad, how was your birthday?"

Not, "We're coming to f*ck each

other's brains out."

That's weird.

Trust me, it's not like that.

They're really chill. But, um

..tell me again about the part where

we f*ck each other's brains out.

They've gone into town,

my dad wanted birthday ice cream,

so they won't be back for

a few hours.

MUSIC: Feeling Supernatural

by Simon Brown

♪ You were like, hey,

♪ How'd you like me like that?

♪ You're laying down

♪ But it's coming off flat

♪ Like, hey

♪ Why you acting like that?

♪ Laying down,

kiss your mum with that mouth ♪

Shall I get a condom?

Erm, yeah, OK, cool

♪ And just don't bother

♪ Cos there's some things

♪ That I'd just rather miss now

♪ So the next time

you're lonely ♪

sh*t.

Um, I've got some in my bag.

At the front. Oh. Yeah.

♪ I'm feeling supernatural ♪

I don't think my parents will be

gone for that long.

THEY CHUCKLE

♪ I'm feeling supernatural

♪ Hey, how'd you like me like that?

♪ I hit the town and I

ain't looking back

♪ So, hey,

how'd you like me like that?

♪ We're cruising 'round,

got the pedal down flat

♪ I've been feeling

oh so marvellous ♪

Do you want me to put it on?

No, it's fine. Are you sure?

Yeah.

Go on.

It's just a bit fiddly.

HE CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY

Oh.

♪ You won't find me begging now

♪ I'm feeling supernatural

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh ♪

You're so gorgeous,

did you know that?

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh

♪ I'm feeling supernatural ♪

What are you doing?

I told my dad I was pheasant

sh**ting with Cheddar and the boys -

he's begging me for pictures.

How long are you going to keep this

up, Femi?

Keep what up?

Jumping through hoops,

it just seems exhausting.

I promised my dad

I would do well here.

If I don't, it's Nigeria.

My brother keeps

sending me messages -

he f*cking hates it.

I refuse for that to be me.

But you wouldn't understand.

I had to redo my last essay,

even though even though Miss

Falconer refuses to count my mark.

Now I've got to somehow figure out

how I'm going to make it up

and there's a chance

I could get sent home.

So, yeah, I do know.

Sorry for being such a knob

since we got here.

PHONE BUZZES

Anyone interesting?

Dilton.

We're supposed to meet up

later for something.

OK, no, cut that out.

It's not like that.

Oh, you sure about that?

It's not like that.

Oi, can I?

"Looking forward to tonight.

"Celebratory drinks after?"

Three questions marks,

clinking champagne emoji,

and a kiss, uppercase!

OK, OK, OK. Real question is,

have you met anyone?

I'll pay good money to have a

girl touch my p*nis.

You're desperate, bro.

I'm being serious! I know I'm poor,

but I'll find the cash.

But Dilton's nice.

It wouldn't hurt to see

if there's something more.

Mm? Put something nice on,

maybe a bit of fancy aftershave.

Two squirts on your neck,

one on your crotch.

No, that's out of pocket.

No, that is way out of pocket.

I'm not

I'm glad we got to spend the weekend

together, it's nice.

Yeah, I guess.

Come here.

It'd be nicer

if these things had anything in 'em.

Oi, scholarship,

I can't feel a thing!

I want my money back, come on.

Tosh? Er Yeah?

Where did you get this stuff?

My brother's bathroom.

It's medicinal -

to treat his epilepsy.

Medicinal, Tosh? Hmm.

Tosh, you can't get high

off medicinal weed.

Why are you only telling me

this now?

Well, we were having so much fun

and it took your mind off

Yelena breaking your kneecaps!

We're f*cked! I'm f*cked!

Why don't we just do some shrooms?

OK, so it's looking like it's

in between What's In What You Eat

No, thanks, I prefer to

remain in blissful ignorance.

Ah.

..or Gogglebox.

BOTH: Gogglebox.

TV STARTS UP

Ooh, Dad

Yes, darling?

Oh, my God! Dad, you didn't.

Well, try it and see if I did.

Mm-hm. Wow.

Yeah?

Just like Mum used to make.

You know your nose twitches

when you're lying?

SHE CHUCKLES

It's nice.

But? It's a bit salty. Salty.

Ah.

Why are you always so heavy-handed?

Well, because your mother

always used to say

whenever she ate my food it

never tasted of anything.

I can order in a Chinese. No.

Thanks, Dad.

This is lovely.

I feel like I need to learn

more stuff like this.

What, how to make good food

inedible?

No, like, cooking traditional foods,

being more cultured.

"Know your tings-dem",

as Leah would say.

Leah, huh? Yes.

Dad, she's actually really sweet.

She's not very tactful, but

that's just cos she's passionate.

She's genuinely trying to change

a few things in a positive way.

Maybe you should sit down

and talk to her.

Ah.

Yeah, now I get it.

So, that's what this bonding day was

all about, a little ploy to get me

onside with your new friendship

group of Facebook philosophers?

This isn't just about Leah,

it's about me as well.

I know that.

I don't think you do.

It's a portrait, just take it down.

The scholarship kids need to

fit in with the school,

not fit the school around them.

And every time they do something

which draws attention

to themselves, it gives

people like Carol ammunition -

people who want them, and me, out.

And if I'm not here,

you're not here.

So, maybe just bear that

in mind next time you try

and dupe me into one of your

lectures.

I'm actually not hungry.

PHONE BUZZES

Hi.

Thanks for the invitation.

SHE LAUGHS

I didn't know I invited you!

You didn't.

I was being sarcastic.

I'm really high,

so I'm really struggling to pick

up on such subtle quips.

SHE SIGHS

THEY LAUGH

Having fun?

Thanks for the invite.

You're lucky I even invited you,

after you snitched me

up to Yelena and that.

She's a friend.

You were a f*ck.

Were?

PHONE BUZZES

Where are you going?

I'm baked, I'm just going to get

a shower and go to bed.

I'll come. No, no, no, you stay.

No, it's fine. Have fun, yeah?

Question Mm-hm.

..what actually is corned beef and

why has your grandmother

requested so much of it?

Listen, yeah,

next exeat, you're giving me

the authentic preppy posh

experience, yeah?

The hot cross buns in the aga

and all of that.

Who says there's going to be

next time?

And you know I don't actually

live in Chelsea, Jaheim.

You seem so bougie though.

We don't have our sh*t

together as much as you think.

What do you mean?

This actually might be my last term.

Fees are a bit much for my mum.

Sorry. I

Oh! sh*t!

Come here. Oh, they're new!

Well, this is f*cking weird.

I guess it f*cking is.

Yeah, yeah.

I was just looking forward to

seeing you, that's all.

Sorry.

Well, just let me

know next time you're over.

Yeah, OK. OK, bye. Bye.

f*ck!

Stop being f*cking weird!

Sorry.

Oh, God. It's fine, it's fine,

just calm down.

No, no, no, no, we need

It's just blood, it's OK.

We need to keep it elevated.

All right?

Of course, doctor.

Right, hold that there. Yes.

You know, it's been such a privilege

to get to know you like this

..like, the real you.

The real me?

Prettysexy

..intelligent.

Well, what were you expecting?

I don't know,

you're not all like that.

I hope you're not talking about

black women. No.

As in Toby, Omar, Femi, Jaheim.

What, so you don't find Jaheim

pretty, sexy, intelligent?

Oh, shut up.

I meant I just avoid boys like

him, they're a walking problem.

He's just settling in.

Well, if you're not careful,

he'll become your problem.

I didn't mean to rattle you, sugar

boobies.

What?

Wait, sorry.

What did you mean by if I'm not

careful he'll become my problem?

Do you really want to do this now?

I'm just asking you a question.

Keep your head down, don't ruffle

any feathers, play the game.

You're so smart, smarter than

most of the people at St Gilbert's.

I've seen your potential.

Potential?

What am I, stocks and shares now?

That Jaheim guy is a risk and so is

all your bullshit with the portrait.

Have you even considered

the ramifications of? No.

And, let's be honest,

neither have you.

This is all performative at best

and you know it.

Wow.

I guess all skin folk

ain't kin folk.

Oh, please!

If you were truly for the cause,

why did you sack off your little

ally to come and get sexed up by me?

Well?

HE LAUGHS

PHONE PINGS

f*ck.

f*ck, f*ck!

Can you take me to the station?

I've been drinking.

When?

I did a couple of vodka shots in the

bathroom before weyou know?

I was nervous, OK?

My parents can drop you

at the station,

they'll be back

in a couple of hours.

I'll just get a taxi.

You won't get one out here.

Why do you live in the middle

of f*ck-where?

Is that an actual question?

I'll just walk then.

Nearest station is over an hour

and most of the route doesn't

have any footpaths.

f*ck.

It's not even that, though. It is.

You find your way back home then,

yeah?

Yo, what you saying, bro? Bro?

You weren't trying to check man.

Nah. Hold this.

Nah, bro. Of course I was trying to

check you, bro,

things just got a little hectic.

But anyway, bro, come on, man.

Thank you for putting that

stuff on the meter.

Find that laptop, yeah?

Bro, you know I wasn't myself.

I had stuff to deal with -

Caleb, Grandma, that Rupert ting.

Is that supposed to be some

sort of apology, G?

Listen, yeah? You just wouldn't

understand what it's like

Well, tell me what it's like then.

Bro? Nah, nah, nah, nah.

Tell me what it's like, innit?

sh*t has just changed.

No, f*ck that talk, Jaheim.

Look around you, fam.

Everything's the same, bruv.

You're the person that's changed,

my guy.

And you know what? This ain't

even about a flipping laptop.

What's that, a monkey?

Yeah? That's light.

This is about the fact that you seem

to think that everyone else

is the problem

when you're the f*cking problem.

You get in your own f*cking way,

you don't clean up your own mess

and then you want to call me

to sort it out for you!

What, then you want to turn round

and act like man's going to

jeopardise your ting?

Like you ain't my brother? Hmm?!

You know what, yeah?

It was good to see you, innit?

Mind how you go.

Bro, come on

It's calm.

It's calm.

Bye.

Wow! These streets are treacherous.

Is this a f*cking joke to you?

No, I was just trying Beatrix!

The Endz experience.

I told you it was a bad

idea to come here.

And I know this might be like

Disneyland to you or something,

but this is my real f*cking life!

You done?

Yeah, man, we're done.

KNOCKING

Thanks for coming to get me.

That's what friends are for, right?

Look, I know what I did was f*cked

up and how I did you was cold,

but can we just, please,

talk about it later?

Ahem! Don't forget your ridiculous

amount of condoms.

Oh, you can keep 'em. You'll need

'em to go and f*ck yourself.

Put your seat belt on.

Are you sure you don't want to

go to the San?

Or I could make a cheeky little 111

call. Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine.

TV: That's the main thing, really,

and the fact that we did London to

Singapore. I'm happy.

Man, this is show is so cheesy.

Yeah, but you love it, though.

In 50 days.

PHONE BUZZES

TV: We've had a fantastic time

together.

We've bonded more than either of us

really expected. Definitely.

Ultimately, it were a success.

What we've seen and what we've

done along the way is priceless.

Before this journey, we were

estranged father and son, really.

Now we are father and son.

OK, maybe it's a little too soppy.

But I think now we are

friends as well.

Do I get a hug?

Are you crying? Nah.

Nah, I'm just high.

TV: What an amazing journey

it's been.

What a phenomenal time

we've had together.

I wouldn't change it at all.

Look who's here.

Hey, congratulations. Well done.

I'm not g*y.

You're not my type.

THEY LAUGH

ALARM BLARES

HE COUGHS

HE COUGHS

Oh, no!

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no, no!

Brownies.

HE SNIFFS

HE CHUCKLES

Hello!

You left these in my car.

Look, Bea

Bea, am I dragging myself up these

stairs or what? Help, please.

See you around.

MUSIC PLAYS ON EARPHONES

It was my dad's birthday,

that was pretty cool,

and then I had this

one person over.

She literally had,

like, a grenade of condoms!

Why are boys so sh*t?

It's in their DNA.

I know you don't want to

talk about it, but it might help.

He called me performative. Who

doesn't like a performance in bed?

No, he was talking about

the portrait -

basically saying

I was putting on a show.

Maybe he's got a point.

I think it's ran its course now,

don't you?

But you signed it, so

Yeah, so you'd stop bugging me.

It's a new week.

Everyone's moved on, so should you.

Let it go, babes.

♪ Look at the mirror

♪ Can't you see it's getting late?

♪ What have I done wrong?

♪ When the deepest reflections

♪ Is a place where we went

♪ Take me down below

♪ When I can't see the day

♪ But I can feel it clearly

♪ Weighing on my buzz. ♪