01x07 - Part 7: Boundaries

[bunniefuu]

People can sense when you

don't have boundaries, you know?

They start crowding in. You know,

these passive aggressive people.

If I go into one more

rental car agency

and I see some f*cking as*h*le,

"Hey, how'd your hear about us?"

"Oh, my friend, Mike."

"What's his phone number?"

And they're just giving it out

like a bunch of rats.

"How'd you her about us?"

I didn't hear about you.

You're famous.

You got billboards,

you assholes.

Didn't you have

commercials on TV?

If you don't have boundaries,

people are just gonna keep

crossing lines with you and

it's and it's gonna build up

and then you're gonna get angry

and you're gonna snap

at some other sh*t.

You drop an F b*mb in a store,

all of a sudden you're the problem.

I'm the problem? I'm just trying

to get a little toothpaste here

and this chick wants

all my f*cking information.

What, are you gonna call me?

To see how I enjoyed

the f*cking toothpaste?

Somebody's sitting there

in the middle of the night,

"So, have you used it yet?

Is it whitening your teeth?"

That's not what you do.

You just say,

"I'd rather not."

What I usually do is

I try to grab onto a table

or something like that and

just sort of be squeezing it.

I keep the anger down there.

Like, I compartmentalize it.

It's like liquid in a cylinder.

I just sort of lean

and it all goes down the arm.

[synth rock music]

[players chatting]

[coach sighing]

Sorry about all those

free throws, coach.

She's 15, Trey.

What?

My daughter.

OK.

Don't you

ever

come near my house again,

you understand?

- What are you talking

COACH: Don't!

Play dumb with me.

I saw you sneaking out the

back door yesterday afternoon.

Fine. I was at your house

yesterday, but I swear to God

Don't you f*cking

bullshit me, Trey!

Coach, I wasn't hooking up

with your daughter, I swear.

Well, if you weren't there

for my daughter, then who

[coach stammering]

I had no idea that you and, uh

my son were a

I

Well, I suppose Zane is old

enough to make his own decisions.

Sorry to raise my voice.

That's the coffee talking.

- No, it's fine.

Don't worry about it.

I used to have a small dog.

What?

Huh?

Later, coach. COACH: Yeah.

[Trey sighing]

[phone ringing]

Hey, Lisa. It's me.

We can not hook up

at your place anymore.

Your husband is on to us.

[door knocking]

Hey, Zane.

What's up?

Hey.

OK.

What are you doing?

Just so you know,

you can tell me anything

and I will always support you,

you hear me?

You can tell me anything.

[phone ringing]

- Dmitri, it's me.

Look, we can't keep this sh*t

at my house anymore.

My dad, he's onto us.

[dramatic music]

It's like hockey, you know.

It starts getting a

little too exciting,

getting a little too crazy,

people start swinging sticks

and then a goon comes out there

and beats the f*ck out of somebody

and it all settles down again.

That's what boundaries are.

Hi, I'm Demi Smith, I'm 5'4"

and I'm based in Los Angeles.

CASTING DIRECTOR: Do you mind,

uh, doing some improv? I'd love that.

Oh, totally, yeah.

CASTING DIRECTOR: OK, great, um,

let me just give you a scenario.

- How about you're firing me?

- OK.

CASTING DIRECTOR: Yeah,

whenever you're ready.

I have some bad news.

CASTING DIRECTOR:

Is everything OK?

Um, I really don't think that

this job is a good fit for you.

CASTING DIRECTOR:

You're firing me? Screw this.

Well, I wanted

to give you an opportunity,

but ultimately,

you're clearly just

not capable of doing

this job and

I need somebody who can

do more than talk the talk.

OK? I just, I need someone

who can walk the walk.

CASTING DIRECTOR:

That was great.

Um, do you take improv classes?

Yeah, a few years.

CASTING DIRECTOR: OK, great.

That's what the director is looking for.

He likes to do improv on the

set. Let's do another one, alright?

Great.

CASTING DIRECTOR:

Let's say you're in a heated

custody battle and you're telling

your ex that you're taking full custody.

Oh, yeah. I love it.

CASTING DIRECTOR:

Oh, and your ex cheated on you

with your son's math teacher.

Whenever you're ready.

OK.

Hey, I wanted to give you a heads

up, out of respect for what we had,

I'm asking the judge

for full custody.

CASTING DIRECTOR:

You f*cking b*tch!

You can't do that!

Well, I can do whatever I

want. I mean, you certainly did.

CASTING DIRECTOR:

So, this is about revenge.

[scoffing] After I moved

to the Valley for you?!

This isn't about revenge,

this is about maturity.

I mean, you slept

with someone in our son's life.

You weren't thinking

of his welfare

because you're an egotistical,

selfish as*h*le.

[phone ringing]

CASTING DIRECTOR:

Sorry, sorry, one minute.

Do you mind if I

take this real quick?

Oh, totally. Do your thing.

CASTING DIRECTOR: Jesus,

Trisha, you know I'm working.

Yeah, well, tell

Mr. Lennox I say hi.

Assuming he's not

too busy f*cking you.

You really want to

get into this now?

Well, fine. I'm asking

for full custody.

This isn't revenge.

This is about maturity.

When you slept

with someone in our son's life,

you weren't thinking

of his welfare.

Because you're an egotistical,

selfish as*h*le!

Our precious angel

deserves better than you.

Sorry about that.

Oh, hey. Sandra from the

network wanted to tell you

CASTING DIRECTOR: Carly,

I'm in the middle of a session.

How many times

You know what, Carly?

Actually, I have some bad news.

I just don't think this job's

a good fit for you.

Are you seriously

firing me right now?

CASTING DIRECTOR: I wanted

to give you an opportunity,

but you clearly

aren't capable of doing the job.

I need someone who's able to

do more than talk the talk

and frankly,

you just can't walk the walk.

Walk the walk?

What the f*ck? Did

you seriously just say that?

CASTING DIRECTOR:

Oh, no. I wasn't. I

You're playing that card

after you had me skim money

to pay for your

f*cking custody battle.

Yeah, OK. I'm calling Sandra,

then I'm calling my lawyer.

Good luck, honey.

I knew your wife was cheating

on you the whole f*cking time.