Zombie Diaries, The (2006)

[bunniefuu]

Delta! On me!

- Go, go!
- Go!

Go, go, go!

We should take Charlie
and clear these buildings on the left, okay?

Right, take two, roll from room to room.

First as*ault team, clear room! Let's go!

On me!

[Indistinct shout]

Team, let's go! On me!

[Indistinct shout]

Clear room back! Go! Go! On me!

[Indistinct shout]

Clear room back! Come on! On me!

Quickly out through exit!

Building clear!

[Male reporter] Little is known
of the true scale of the pandemic in Asia.

Rioting and looting has been reported
in some major cities,

but governments have
been playing down...

[Female reporter]
The government originally stated

that incidents in Asia were isolated cases

and posed no significant threat.

...Kingdom's preparation for pandemic
has been severely criticized in the press,

with official figures
grossly underestimating the spread of...

[Man]
What I want to know

is what are the government doing

right now, at this moment,

to prevent an outbreak in this country.

[Man]
To my knowledge,

there has still not been
a single case reported in Great Britain,

America, or Western Europe.

These figures have been taken
completely out of context.

The threat to human life is minimal.

[Man]
Also, documents leaked

to the Scientific Institute in London

contradict official government figures.

[Woman]
World health officials

have been closely monitoring

the progress of the virus across Europe

since the first case was reported
in Romania two weeks ago.

[Man]
Scientists in Cambridge

have today confirmed

they're still at least three months away
from formulating a vaccine.

[Woman]
Closure of schools

up and down the country

as a preventative measure,

intended to minimize the spread
of the yet unidentified virus,

should it reach heavily populated areas.

Well, listening to what's
been said about it,

it doesn't seem that serious.

I don't think it'll be quite a while
before it gets here, if we get it.

It seems as if it's something
that's happening elsewhere

and not here at the moment,

so it's not concerning me yet.

The government do
what government do, don't they?

Yeah, let's see what happens
when it gets here.

[Female reporter]
Do you think

the government are doing enough

to prevent the virus
from coming to this country?

I don't honestly know
what they could do to prevent it,

but perhaps they're not
taking it seriously enough.

Maybe they wait too late before they act.

Do you plan to take
any action yourself at all?

Don't know.

Maybe stay in a lot, avoid people.

Well, there's not a lot...
nothing I can do, love, is there?

The man on the street
won't do nothing.

Doesn't matter what we see.

The government can do
what they want to do.

Yes, so then we'll just go on
to talk a little bit

about any assistance
that you've been getting.

Or not.

Yes, indeed, indeed.

Um, and that should pretty much cover it.

- Thank you.
- I think, yeah.

- To look right here.
- [Man] Focus. Sorry.

Mrs. Buckley, if you can just try
and not look towards the camera.

Look toward Leeann.

Yeah. She'll be here, so just...

Yeah. Talk to her.

[Man]
Okay, Matt, we rolling?

[Matt]
Yep, rolling.

Okay. And, Leanne?
On your own time.

Mrs. Buckley,
could you begin by telling us

how you were approached
by the government

and informed of the situation?

We were sent a letter

by the local Education Trust
and the Health Authority

informing us of the procedures
that would be taken

should the virus hit any of our schools.

Basically, they said
that all schools would be closed forthwith.

But anybody infected by the virus
would then be moved to isolation units.

They... Their names would then be posted
up on the internet.

My concern is simple:

That many, many parents
have not got internet access,

and they wouldn't know
where their children were.

Absolutely. And what exactly did they
tell you about the virus?

Well, this was the other thing.

They told me just that
the molecular structure

of this virus was very
similar to that of bird flu.

Well, I found out,

the virus is similar to,
say for example, the common cold.

So we are no
further forward on that.

Sure. And being a parent
of two children,

how does that make you feel?

Very, very worried.

We have no idea about this virus.

We don't know whether it's
airborne, waterborne,

whether it's contaminated foodstuffs.

We have absolutely no idea
how this virus is going to affect us.

We've been told
so many different things.

We don't know where we are

and where we stand on this.

Brilliant.

Thank you very much,
Mrs. Buckley. Thank you.

[Man]
Okay, great. Let's cut it there.

Thank you.

I think it warmed up slightly.

Yeah, I hope it stays this way.

Yeah.

Hey, mate.

Nice and bright.

Are you filming?

[Matt]
Yeah, what do you think?

You should get a shot of this skyline.

Oh, I do love it.

Is this for the documentary
that you're gonna sell on the side, is it?

I gotta make my money somehow.

Is this where you get
our innermost thoughts?

Yes, any last-minute
confessions before we...

- Yeah.
...head into the countryside

- to pursue this documentary?
- Yeah, thanks.

This is not my good side, by the way.

[Laughter]

I should be in there anyway.
You're only young once.

Yeah, I reckon we better get going.

We've got a lot to get through today.

That's pretty cool.

[Man yawning]

Hi, Matt.

Hello, mate.

Andy.

Bill.

- What's up?
- Seen this?

Yeah, yeah, of course.

Something big has happened in New York.

They've been trying to hush it up,

but the news broke to the networks
a couple hours ago.

The thing is, it looks now
as if it's hit London, too.

Well, couldn't it be
another t*rror1st threat or something?

No, no.

We sent a team down there
half an hour ago,

and we talked to a hospital worker

who said that a lot of new patients
were admitted last night,

and they're all from the same area,

and they're all complaining
of flu-like symptoms.

This morning, they've completely
sealed off the area.

- sh*t.
- Well, they had to do it.

- There've been a lot of deaths.
- Deaths?

Yeah. Well, you'll have to excuse me.

Yeah, yeah. Of course, of course.

I've got to get to this meeting and...

Sure.

I'm going to try to
get home this evening, too.

- Yeah.
- You're off to Sandsworth?

Yeah, yeah. I'm meeting up
with Vanessa and Leeann

in about 20 minutes, I think.

Good.

Perhaps it's best you're out of the city
for the time being.

Look after yourself, will you?

Yeah, cheers, Bill, cheers.

Now keep me posted, yeah?

Yeah. I will.

[Sighs]

[Whispers]
sh*t.

Oy!

[Woman]
All the hustle and bustle.

[Man]
All the phallic symbolism.

[Laughter]

Oh, Jesus.

[Sighs]
This don't look good.

I hope it's not like this all the way.

Blimey.

Is there another way we can go?

Well, we might be able to cut through
when we get further up,

but it can't be like this
all the way out of London.

This is a nice little village, isn't it?

[Matt]
Oh, this is great.

Why are you filming all this?

This story could be huge.

I just want to document everything.

You're just wasting tape and batteries.

If he wants to film, just let him film.

[Turn signal clicking]

Hey, Manor farm.

[Man]
Got us here after all.

Only three hours late.

You know, you really
should have taken down

that farmer's number and let him know.

Some might say it's
a little unprofessional.

Oh, look, we're here now.

Let's just get this interview done quickly.

Right, Leeann, I want you to, um,

really press him about his feelings

about culling all his poultry.

[Leeann]
Okay.

And, um, oh, ask him
how he's going to cope

if the government doesn't come up with
the proper compensation package, okay?

[Leeann]
Yeah, that's fine.

Nice. More suffering
and misery for the masses.

All right, you think that's it?

Um, just pull in here.

I think that'll do.

There.

All right, guys, let's get this done.

She does great when she's on a mission, eh?

[Matt laughs]

Not a good sign, is it?

Well, all the lights are on.

I'm gonna have a look around the back.

And we'll just love it if he's not in.

[Loud knocking]

Look, he weren't in, okay?

I've even looked around
all the f*cking barns. There's nothing.

Well, we'll just have to wait.

There's only a few hours
of daylight left.

I don't want to be stuck out here
in the middle of nowhere.

You saw the traffic as we came in here.

It's going to take us ages
to get back into London.

This is a key interview. We need this one.

[Sighs]

All right, so what, then?

[Sighs]

Well, we'll head back to the village.

There's got to be
a pub or something, yeah?

Get a bite to eat.

Oh, brilliant.

[Laughter]

It's on me.

All right.

[Engine starting]

- Finally.
- [Matt] Okay.

Let's go.

[Engine idles]

I hope we're not stalling.

[Laughter]

What the f*ck is going on now?

[Engine revving]

What's the matter?

It's just... come on, come on!

Great. This is all we need.

Oh, for f*ck's sake.

I don't believe this.

[Matt]
Well, you were running it a bit hard earlier.

All right.

Just trying to get us
in and out of here as quick as I could.

Can you fix it?

What do you think, Andy?

[Sighs]

Why don't you two go to the pub, yeah?

And we'll see if we can fix it.

Yeah, okay.

[Sighs]

You coming?

Well, there's no point in sitting here.

Get us drinks while you're there.

Yeah.

Can't get a reception on this phone.

This is bloody ridiculous.

So what?
There's nobody around anywhere?

There's nothing in this whole village, Andy.

No pubs, no shops.

We tried knocking on a few doors,
but no one would answer.

Alice, it's Andy.

Yeah, well, we're stuck
in this bloody village of yours.

Yeah, well, there's
actually no one home at the farm right now,

but that's the least of our problems.

What?

When? When did this happen?

[Matt]
Vanessa,

You got any more batteries?

Well, not unless you packed them, Matt,

because that is your job, after all.

Bollocks.

That's all right. Got one.

Yeah, it looks like we're stuck here then,
doesn't it?

Yeah. Thank you.

f*ck!

What is it?

Those tailbacks on the way...

this thing, it's hit London pretty bad.

The underground's been shut indefinitely.

The entire transport system is down.

And they've put some kind of quarantine
around three parts of the city.

[Matt]
Oh, my God.

Yeah, and all the hospitals, they've been
completely overrun with new cases.

It looks like Bill was right.

f*ck!

Oh, I should have listened to him.

All the news bulletins,
they're telling people to avoid London.

What about this place, though?

We're okay here, aren't we, Andy?

We're going back to the farm.

Maybe they'll let us stay the night.

Have you completely lost the plot?

I'm sorry.

What's your plan?

[Matt]
Well, come on, guys. Let's go back.

- Yeah, whatever.
- Yeah, come on.

[Knocking]

Hello?

[Rustling, banging]

Turn that off, turn that off.

[Matt]
I can't believe we just broke
into someone's f*cking house.

[Whispers]
I thought I told you to turn the camera off.

We're breaking and entering, mate.

I can't resist.
[Laughs]

Mr. West?

Hello?

Mr. West?

Hello?

Anything?

No.

Mr. West?

I don't know if there's anyone here.

All right, well, let's get
the others anyway, yeah?

Who are you calling?

Um, I've got this friend.

He lives prob... I don't know,



I'm just seeing if he's in.
Maybe he can come get us.

Oh, yes.

There's no damn service on this phone.

[Sighs]

I can't... there's, there's nothing.
I can't get through.

Oh, bloody hell. Try Alice again.

And tell her she'll have
my resignation in the morning.

This is pissing me off!

I just told you there is nothing.

I can't get through. It's dead!

[Leeann gasps]

Oh, jeez.

What is going on?

The power cut. sh*t!

What the f*ck
are we gonna do now?

All right, Matt, Matt,

um, go check some of the other rooms.

See if you can find some
candles or torches or anything.

[Matt]
Yeah.

[Andy]
I'll check around in here, yeah?

It's coming from directly
above us, I swear it is.

[Leeann]
They would have heard us.

They must have heard us down here.

[Andy]
Shh, shh, listen.

[Loud thumping]

[Gasps]
sh*t!

Look, maybe, maybe it's Mr. West, yeah?

Maybe he's ill or something.

Or he's just been asleep.

Matt, let's go.

Oh, for God's sake,
is no one listening to me?

Just stay down here, all right?

Jesus!

- [Matt whispers] Andy?
- Shh, shh, shh!

Something's not right.
He would have heard us.

We've gotta have a look.

Shh.

That's gotta be the way in, yeah?

Shh, shh.

[Whispers]
f*ck, Matt.

[Matt whispers]
What?

Handle's broken.

Jesus!

Mr. West?

Mr. West?

Oh, my... f*ck!

Jesus Christ!

[Breathing heavily]

Oh!

[Moaning]

Oh-oh!

- Matt, get out of here!
- f*ck!

[Heavy breathing]
Jesus!

- [Loud thump]
- Aah!

f*ck!

[Heavy breathing]

Let's get the f*ck out of here now.

[Indistinct dialogue]

[Indistinct dialogue]

There's some people...

Hey!

[Leeann]
Finally, somebody's here!

[Matt]
I'll go see.

Guys, we really need some help here.

Jesus, f*ck! Andy!

[Groaning, screaming]

Get back to the house!

What do we do? What do we do?

What are we gonna do?

[Andy]
Shine it on them! Shine it on them!

All right, then,
we're going to have to go through them.

Just stay close, all right? Stay close!

- Move, move, move!
- [Women screaming]

[Matt]
Go, go, go, go! Run!

[Women screaming]

Come on, we're nearly there.
Keep on...

[Loud screaming]

[Woman]
Oh, my God!

Just keep moving! Come on!

Matt!

Come on!

sh*t.

[Matt breathing heavily]

f*ck.

Jesus.

[Indistinct dialogue]

[Vanessa]
It's a bit tight.

[Andy]
All right, how about we just...

sit tight till morning.

- Yeah.
- Yeah? We'll build some kind of a fire.

Keep warm.

[Leaves rustling]

We could have been
out of these woods hours ago.

[Sighs]
I just, I just...

I really don't feel safe here.

[Andy]
Look, Leeann,

if what we saw in this f*cking village today

was anything to go by,
then this country's in chaos.

Now, we're gonna stay in these woods.

At least until the morning.

Andy, you're not thinking straight.

I mean, what are we gonna eat?

That's the least of
our f*cking problems right now!

There are strange
dead things running around.

[Matt]
Shh!

[Woman]
How much farther is it to Southgate?

[Man]
Probably a few more miles.

You know,

I think it's gonna be really dangerous.

I just don't think it's worth risking our
lives
for what, one day's worth of supplies?

Well, hopefully we'll get more than that.

John, what do you think?

You know, you're really
starting to piss me off!

[John]
Oh, don't have a go, again, love.

I've had enough of your moaning.

God, it feels like we've
been traveling for days.

Do you want my opinion?

All right, this is what I think.

We are almost out of food,
so we don't have any choice.

Yes, it's gonna be dangerous
getting out of the car, wherever we stop,

but the simple fact is we can't afford
to ration our supplies anymore.

The place may have been
picked clean already, too.

Like that place we found you, John.

Yeah, we don't have any other option.

A picnic area.

That's appropriate.

Elizabeth, will you bring the binoculars?

John!

What?

[Elizabeth]
Mm, the stench is horrible.

[John]
Here, take a hold of this.

[Flies buzzing]

[Elizabeth]
Is it dead?

You know what I mean.

[Man]
Ah.

There's your answer.

[John]
Well, it looks fairly quiet.

Difficult to tell from here.

We have to try to get down there

without drawing too much attention
to ourselves.

Do you think anyone could have survived?

[John]
Unlikely.

A lot of supplies are
probably gone or perished, too,

but there might be stocks
of something useful left.

We have to make a try for it.

That r*fle is the only thing we've got.

What a shame we don't live
in a more g*n-friendly society.

Like yours.

Yeah.

It's gonna be a token defense

if there's more than
a handful of those things.

I don't hold out much hope
of getting more ammunition, either.

- John, shh!
- [John] What?

[Whispering]
The body's gone!

[Flies buzzing]

Oh, sh*t! John!

[Elizabeth]
John! Greg, sh**t it.

- Now! You okay?
- [John] Yeah.

I've got to get a good shot.

- [Elizabeth] f*ck! f*ck!
- [g*n blast]

You weren't bitten, were you?

No, no, I'm fine.

I think.

sh*t.

[Van door opens]

[John]
Looks like we could be okay.

Did you ever imagine such a sight?

Yeah, everyone's gone away.

And by the looks of it, a long time ago.

Why are we stopping here?

Well, they might
have the parts for the radio in there.

If not, they should at least have some tools.

Keep a look out.

You hear or see anything,
you shout, okay?

Mind your step in there, John.

[John]
Is there anything in here worth pinching?

No, not much use for this stuff anymore.

[John]
Anything?

Hmm? Could be.

I'm going to have to try
a few of these parts out, though.

[Door closes]

[Whispers]
Get back.

[Flies buzzing]

[Sighs]
Just the wind.

[Wind whistling]

This place is dead.

[John]
Oh.

You beauty.

Do you think there's anything in it?

Only one way to find out.

Hey, careful.

Well?

Let's get Greg.

[Static]

[Woman talking
indistinctly on radio]

I got the same voice a few minutes ago.

[Radio tuning]

Could be they're too far away?

Did you make out anything?

Not really.

It was pretty garbled.

That must be it there.

[John]
sh*t!

[Greg]
What's wrong?

I saw something.

[Elizabeth]
Are you sure?

- Yeah.
- I didn't see anything.

- Yeah, there's nothing there.
- I'm not sh1tting you.

Were you recording?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Check it!

No, it was definitely something.

We've got to get out of here right now.

Yeah, there's only one.
There could be others.

We've got to be quick. Let's go.

John, over here.

Look it.

- John, come on.
- Jeez.

Help us out, will you?

[Distant thumping]

Guys, can you hear that?

[Breaking glass]

sh*t, I hear it.

[Crashing]

Jesus, just leave it.

The car's close by, come on.

It's close by.

[g*nsh*t]

Come on, hurry.

[g*nsh*t]

Elizabeth, get the car started!

sh*t!

[John]
f*cking sh**t it!

f*ck, let's go. Get in!

Come on, John.

[Beeping]

[g*nsh*t]

[Man]
Jesus.

[g*nsh*t]

Where are they coming from?

[g*nsh*t]

Come on, just leave it.

[Woman]
How many?

About nine or ten of them.

It's not good for this time of day
that they're perched together.

[Man]
Oh, yeah. Sort of.

Where's Ron?

Putting the light away.

There must be something
drawing them towards us.

The g*ns blast's
bound to attract them. It's obvious.

sh*t, Geoff.

They're getting good at this.

That was McKenzie.

Don't touch them!

They could be contagious.

If it was contagious, we'd all have it by
now.

Well, I don't like the idea
of you getting any of their blood on you,

especially not on your feet.
That could bring the infection into the
house.

Ah, listen guys, let's
wait for the rain to stop

and we'll burn the bodies later.

Come on.

We have to do that every time
we come back in, okay?

- Hey!
- [Man] Hey, Goke.

Your feet, please.

What?

I just stand in it?

Yes, you just stand in it.

Happy?

It's a great find, Geoff.

Oh, give him a chance, will ya?

- Quickly.
- All right.

[Man breathing heavily]
So where do I begin?

All right, uh, this is a small farm

just north of Southgates in Hertfordshire,

in England.

Everything's so ironic.

I mean, a month ago
I was writing my dissertation.

And at the time, everything
was terrific, you know?

But I just didn't realize at the time,

you know, how much I was just...

wasting life, you know.

Pissing around.

I sort of know what the people
in the Twin Towers felt like.

I know that sounds... trite.

They were just
going about their lives, you know?

Getting on with their jobs.

Biggest worry of the day being
"where am I going to go for lunch?"

And then...

suddenly...

wow.

Look at that.

It can't be.

It's a plane.

A 767.

[Indistinct chatter]

We've got enough supplies
to last us a few more days tops.

But we're very low on petrol now.

If that runs out, we're in real trouble.

Okay.

[Sighs]
Any more luck with the radio?

No.

But I spoke with Amine,
and he said he should be back tomorrow.

He's found a small village
he might be able to get some supplies from.

This is f*cking crazy.

What's going on out there in the city?

Are there any other survivors?

Hey.

Next time you speak to Amine,
tell him to bring more f*cking f*gs.

This Russian crap's
really getting on my tit.

- You okay?
- Yeah.

[Man breathing heavily]
Come on, for f*ck's sake!

[g*nsh*t]

[Woman]
Turn off the lights!

What is it?

- [g*nsh*t]
- [Man] g*n trouble.

Give him his f*cking fill!

[g*nsh*t]

f*ck!

Where the f*ck's Goke?

[g*nsh*t]

[g*nsh*t]

Look out! Oh, my God!

[g*nsh*t]

- [g*nsh*t]
- [Woman] sh*t!

[Heavy breathing]

James!

Go get a torch. McKenzie, go with him.

Check the front of the farm.

Do it now!

[Woman whispering indistinctly]

It's clear.

[g*nshots in distance]

- There!
- What?

I heard something.

In there.

Okay.

Stay behind me.

[g*nshots in distance]

- [Loud clatter]
- sh*t!

[Wings flapping]

There's nothing here.

Oh, God.

Birds.

We'll clean this sh*t up tomorrow.

Look at their eyes.

m*therf*cker.

[Laughs]

It's shitty.

Yeah, but it's the only water we've got.

It stinks as well.

Don't be so fussy.

You could have made yourself useful.

I don't see you going out there.

Can't you see he's busy?

Where were you stood, anyway?

- What were you doing?
- Shining the torch.

Shining the f*cking torch.

Get a f*cking g*n next time. Jesus.

Oh, bollocks! What the f*ck
was I supposed to do?

Try thinking for once. The van's f*cked!

Bollocks, no, it's not!

For Christ's f*cking sake, Goke.

Do you want to clean that sh*t off it?

The way you're going, you're going to have
every single one of us infected.

Ah, don't be so f*cking dramatic.

Don't, okay? Don't!

I'm not f*cking interested.

And make sure he gets that sh*t cleaned up.

Ask if they're anywhere
near a water tower.

Can you see a water tower?

[Radio static]

[Man on radio, garbled]

No, I can't understand
what they're saying.

How do we even know that...

[barking]

[James]
Amine's back.

Oh.

That looks almost as bad as our one.

Hey, James. Good to see you, man.

Hey, you, too.

Good to have you back. How are you?

- I'm all right, thanks.
- Good.

Amine, what the f*ck happened?

What?

The juice on the side of the van.

Oh, yeah, it's, uh...

Well, you know, I'll tell you about it later.

[Woman]
Amine!

All right? Here's my baby.

[Laughter]

I'm sorry. I was asleep.

Don't worry.

How are you?

Listen, whatever you do, don't split up.

Just check out the motorway.

If you come across
any human or animal carcasses,

just f*cking burn them, okay?

Yeah, sure thing.

Okay, you ready?

[James]
Yeah, let's do this.

Be careful, guys.

See you.

[Greg]
Hello?

What's your location?

Over.

[Radio static]

[Woman on radio, garbled]

[Static]

[Sigh]

I think we're out of range, but these things
don't cover a huge distance,

and they may not be too far away.

[John]
Well, keep trying.

I'll go and check on Elizabeth.

Okay.

[Radio static]

Any luck?

[John]
No, still too far away.

What could you make out?

Anything?

Well, the signal was getting stronger,

so we could be heading
in the right direction, but...

How are you?

I'm worried.

What if we never get away from it?

You know, we could be running forever.

Hey, we'll be fine.

Just need to find
others like us, you know?

[Greg]
John!

John!

Oh, my God, Greg!

Aah!

[Groaning]

Aah!

[Click]

sh*t.

[Greg crying]

I'm finished.

[Crying]

Hot, Elizabeth.

It f*cking hurts.

It f*cking... sh*t.

[Breathing heavily]

God!
[Sobbing]

John, it's really bad.

He needs proper medical attention.

[Greg sobbing]

What are we going to do?

We'll keep heading south.

It must be where they are.

We need to get you some proper help.

Oh, why the hell are we going this way?

Because there was no way through.

This should get us back onto the main road.

Get a hold of that map
and see if you can't pinpoint where we are.

Does it head back onto the main road?

Uh, yeah, it seems to.

Does it join further down there or not?

Okay, okay. I think he's fainted.

Greg? Greg, are you okay, honey?

Leave him, Elizabeth.

Shut up. Greg, please wake up.

Oh, f*ck! Greg!

[Crash]

Elizabeth!

No, Elizabeth!

[John]
Come on, leave her.

- Come on.
- Get the f*ck off me!

Come on, keep moving.

We're not far enough away.

[Coughing]

- You all right?
- [Wheezing]

Can you keep moving?

Yeah? Well, come on, then.

[Coughing, heaving]

Do you think they'll follow us this far?

Doesn't matter how far we go.

They'll still find us.

Well, we're not giving up yet.

I already have.

Well, I haven't.

We can still find help.

I don't want to remember her that way.

[Coughing]

[Wheezing]

You're with them now.

[g*n c*ck]

[g*nsh*t]

[Panting]

[Coughing]

[Panting]

sh*t.

What the f*ck is this place?

Oh, jeez.

[John]
f*ck!

[Grunting, screaming]

Aah! Aah!

[Panting, whimpering]

[Thud]

Ahh!

Uhh!

- [g*nsh*t in distance]
- sh*t!

[Thunder rumbling]

[g*nsh*t in distance]

[Metallic squeaking]

- [Chuckling softly]
- [g*nsh*t in distance]

- [Laughing]
- [g*nshots continue]

[g*nshots continue]

[g*nsh*t]

[Thunder rumbling]

[g*nshots]

[James]
What the f*ck?

Wait, guys!

- What's happening?
- It's Amine.

It looks like he's got an infected cut.

What? Are you sure?

I don't know, but Geoff thinks
he has the virus.

f*ck!

Basically Amine, he went to bed

because he was feeling really knackered.

And then about ten minutes later,
he called Sue in,

and she just started panicking.

Apparently, he was throwing up
and sweating buckets.

[Panting, coughs]

[Thunder rumbling]

James.

You okay to do the watch tonight?

Sure.

No, I mean, do you want to do the watch?

Me and Goke can cover for you if you want.

Sue's insisting on sitting in there all
night.

After what happened it's not surprising, is
it?

How's Amine?

Not good.

He's lost consciousness.

For f*ck's sake. This is really bad.

Yeah, really bad.

I've had to, uh, persuade Sue
to let me tie him up.

Anyway, look.

Let me and Goke do the watch.

You did a really good job today.

I appreciate it.

You go get some rest, all right?

Okay. Cheers.

[Goke]
Come on, you big fuddy!

[Wheezing]

How is he?

[James]
Not good.

Sue's in there with him
and won't let anyone else in.

Oh, sh*t.

- Did you hear the g*nshots this morning?
- No.

Yeah, some more of those things
coming out of the woods.

You sure you guys checked
the area properly yesterday?

I think so.

Amine coming back totally distracted me.

I should have sent
you guys out much earlier,

and I should have gone with you.

I'll tell you what, James.

We're going to go back out there.

This time, we check every last inch, okay?

We'll take your camera
and record anything unusual,

not just you talking crap this time.

Come on.

[James]
Looks like someone's been here before.

Look.

See those buildings?

Did you check them yesterday?

[James]
No, I guess I must have missed them.

What?

What were you guys doing yesterday?

Well, we checked more towards
the other side of the motorway.

I knew it was a mistake
to let Goke do this.

That looks like a problem.

Looks like they're spilling in
from the motorway into those barns.

Probably because there's some dead animal
carcass in them or something.

When they have their joy getting in,

they probably just carrying on
walking towards the farm.

Not a sound, okay?

[Clattering]

[Whispers]
Come on.

Careful, Geoff.

- Oh, man. Jesus Christ.
- Oh, f*cking hell.

Ugh.

- Oh. Jesus.
- Shh.

The stink.

Oh, Jesus f*cking Christ!

- f*ck.
- Oh!

[Flies buzzing]

What the f*ck?

- What the f*ck?
- Who is she?

Stay there. Stay there.

f*cking woman.

Oh, f*ck.

- Oh, jeez.
- [Rasping]

Oh, God, she's f*cking infected!

Jesus Christ!

Get out of here.

Just, um...

- [struggling]
- [Metal rattling]

James, get...

Don't look at this.

- [g*nsh*t]
- Oh, f*ck.

f*ck! f*ck!

- Geoff. Geoff!
- [c*ck r*fle]

Geoff, listen to me. We split up.

What?

Yes, yesterday... yesterday Goke...

Goke sent me down by the fields...

- Goke?
- Goke. He came and checked this area out.

He must have known about this.

- Known about this?
- Yeah.

Jesus Christ!

What were you thinking?

- You idiot!
- I don't...

- [sighs]
- Geoff, we've got to go.

We've got to go back.

You're f*cking right we got to go back.

If Goke finds out we've been here...

No more reason
than a f*cking animal!

Oh, give it a rest, James.

The guy's a sick f*ck.

You spent some time with him.

You're telling me you had no clue?

Huh? Jesus Christ.

sh*t. Back up!

Give me some room.

f*ck!

I'm sick of this sh*t!

Come on. James, come on!

If Goke gets wind of this,
we're f*cked. Okay?

You saw what he did.

I know what he did,
but let me handle it, okay?

Just give me some time
and I'll sort it out.

Geoff, what are you going to do to him?

I'll handle it in my own way, okay?

Just give me some time.

What are you going to do to him?

You've got to calm down.

- Geoff.
- Just shut the f*ck up.

- Where have you been?
- Hey.

- Hi. You all right?
- Yeah.

Guys, where have you been?

Why didn't you tell us you were going?

Just checking way over the back.

Just took care of some sh*t, you know?

Couple more of those f*ck.

Anything out there?

You okay?

[James]
Fine.

Sure? Okay.

Checking out the other side, all right?

Yeah.

Turn that f*cking thing off.

- [g*nsh*t]
- [Geoff] Anna!

What the f*ck are you doing?

- I've seen something out there. Geoff!
- [g*nsh*t]

There's nothing out there!

- I just saw something out there, I swear!
- You're wasting a*mo!

- You're wasting a*mo!
- I'm not wasting any a*mo, Geoff!

Don't get in my face.

The farm's over there. We live over there.

You should be over there. Come on.

Fine! f*cking leave me alone.

[Sighs]
Oh.

How many times have
we checked over here?

Look, never has anyone
been over here.

Hey, hey. Geoff, Geoff. Over here.

Oh, sh*t.

Oh, Christ.

f*ck.

[Geoff]
Oh, f*ck. She's dead.

Oh, God, was she...

- She's alive. Christ.
- What?

Oh, God, she's still breathing.

- Let's take her back to the farm.
- Sue.

- Come on, let's take her back to the farm.
- Sue!

She's as good as dead.

What do we do?

What can we do?

- Geoff, step away.
- What?

Just step away.

Sue.

Oh, Jesus Chr...

I'm so sorry.

[g*nsh*t]

[Sobbing]

We can't tell anyone.

Okay?

We can't tell anyone about this.

Come on.

[Geoff]
James! g*nshots! Come on!

- f*ck!
- Come on!

[Panting]

sh*t! Look out!

[g*nshots]

- sh**t!
- Get back!

James, you got to get the others!

We need them now!

- Watch out!
- Ah!

- [Geoff shouting indistinctly]
- sh*t!

- f*ck!
- [g*nsh*t]

Geoff.

- Geoff!
- [g*nsh*t]

Sue!

Where the f*ck is everyone?

- Geoff. Geoff.
- [Anna crying]

Anna!

No! f*cking stay away from me!

Anna, what... what's going on?

No! Leave me alone!

Geoff.

Geoff.

Geoff.

Geoff.

Geoff?

Geoff?

Oh, f*ck.

[Dog barking]

[Gasping, panting]

[g*nsh*t]

[Running footsteps]

[g*nsh*t]

[Anna]
No!

[Sobbing]

[g*nsh*t]

[Indistinct wailing]

[Whispering]
f*ck.

[Goke]
Geoff!

f*ck.

Oh, f*ck.

[Heavy breathing]

[Rapid breathing]

[James]
Goke.

[Camera clatters]

Goke, please don't.

Don't k*ll me.

Goke, please.

Please don't.

Goke, please don't k*ll me.

Please.

Please.

[g*nsh*t]

[Body drops]

[Anna screams]

[g*nsh*t, glass breaks]

Oh, f*ck.

[Moaning, flies buzzing]

It was coming from over there.

I heard it, too, Andy.

Let me have a look. Just a second.

[Stumbling]
[Gasp]

Oh, be careful.

I can't see anything.

Jesus, we need some f*cking weapons
or something, don't we?

It could be anything. It could be a...

It could be a deer or something.

[Click]

[Leeann screams]

Oh, God.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

That's far enough. Stay there.

f*ck. We found someone tonight.

What are you guys doing back there?

Obviously nothing.

We... We saw... just this
piece of wood. Ignore it.

Uh, I'm... I'm Goke, and this is Manny.

We... We're just trying
to find some help, mate.

Our friend, he's real ill back in Hinkston,
and it's f*cking chaos back there.

Man, we're just trying
to reach through to Sandsworth.

You can forget
about Sandsworth, that's for sure.

You just come from there?

Yeah.

Look, guys, we just saw the fire,

so we headed towards there.

It's...

Manny... [nervous laugh]...
we're on camera.

Is that what it is? Could you...

Should I ask what you people are doing
out here with that thing?

[Vanessa]
We're making a documentary.

Out in the woods at this time?

Sounds like my kind of film.

It's about the virus, actually.

[Matt]
Yeah, we were filming in Sandsworth earlier.

It's really bad out there.

That place is infected.

Shh!

It's the same everywhere.

[Whispering]
Oh, bollocks.

Well, you know,
we're really sorry if we scared you.

I wasn't trying to do
seriously nothing.

I got a pack of f*gs here if you want.

[Andy]
No. All right.

- You sure?
- Yeah, yeah.

We didn't mean to scare
you guys, seriously.

All right.
It's... It's fine.

You can understand, you know?

We just got quite a scare
back in the town.

Do you want it?

[Matt]
Yeah. Go on, then.

Seems like a good time to start, eh?

How many of you are there?

[Andy]
There's four of us.

[Indistinct chatter]

[Goke]
Can we, uh, sit down?

Yeah, yeah.
Come on, come on.

[Manny]
Cheers.

You see,

Hinkston is on the other side of these woods.

I mean it separates the two villages.

So, I mean,

your best bet is now probably heading
north to the Sounds, I guess.

At home it's rife with the disease.

Trouble is we don't
have a compass, though.

f*ck knows where we are now.

[Vanessa]
Well...

I don't know.

How long you guys been in here?

Just what, a couple of hours?

- [Vanessa] Seems like forever.
- Yeah.

After what I saw today,

I don't think any f*cking
doctor can help those guys.

Can't have them fall that far, I guess,

just till I find
somebody who can help us,

somebody who knew
anything about medicine.

Well...

Uh...

that's not us.

[Chuckle]

Well, anyway...

we best be off. Manny.

Yeah.

[Andy]
It's pitch black out there.

We're heading off in the morning.

You're welcome to stay with us.

[Vanessa]
Yeah, stay with us.

Safety in numbers, guys.

Uh, seriously, we can't stay that long.

We got to keep on pushing on.

Yeah. Our friend's in pretty bad state.

But thanks, though.

But, uh, we got to be going.

[Andy]
All right. Good luck.

And good luck to you, too.

Cheers.

[Manny]
Thanks for the drink.

[Vanessa]
I hope you find what you need.

I hope you find your way out.

Take care of yourselves.
It's not safe out here.

[Andy]
Yeah.

[Vanessa]
Yeah. Just be careful.

[Matt]
Thanks for the f*g, mate.

[Manny]
Come on. Here we go.

[Vanessa]
See you.

[Andy]
Watch your backs, guys.

Personally, I think they're insane
going out into the woods now,

but it's up to them.

[Vanessa]
Yeah.

I just want to get out of here today.

Leeann!

Leeann!

She's not been this way.

Oh, for f*ck's sake.

Leeann!

f*cking stupid girl.

Leeann!

Leeann!

[g*nsh*t]

Leeann!

[g*nsh*t]

You hear those g*nshots?

Was that g*nshots?

Oh, great. Just
what we f*cking need.

What the f*ck is going on?

Maybe she's gone into town, yeah?

She ain't going to go
on her own, is she?

You saw what she was like last night.

She's in her own f*cking state.

She don't even know
where the f*cking town is.

Leeann!

So what do we do?

Jesus Christ, Andy,
I'm really f*cking worried now.

Leeann!

All right, look, Matt,

get the camera
and check down that side.

Vanessa, we'll go check over there.

She's got to be
around somewhere, hasn't she?

She can't have just f*cking disappeared.

- Come on. Let's go.

Matt, stay within
shouting distance, yes?

Yeah. Okay.

[Rapid breathing]

[Moaning]

[Manny]
Aw, does it hurt?

[Moaning]

[Loud moaning]

[Manny]
Shut the f*ck up!

f*ck you, you freaky piece of sh*t!

[Moaning]

[Heavy breathing]

I know. No, I got it.

I'll tell you a little story to ease the
pain.

Huh? Yeah, you need some soothing.

[Moaning]

You heard about the little piggies?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Yeah. This little piggie...

[moaning]

...went to town.

- [Slice]
- Ohh!

This little piggie bought roast beef.

Ohh!

This little piggie...

he liked fingers, yeah?

[Slice]

Aah!

And you, you little piece of sh*t,

have none!

[Moaning]

There's one last piggy.

[Unzipping fly]

He went wee... hee hee hee hee!

[Urinating]

All the way home. Whoo!

[Moaning]

[Heavy breathing]

Oy, mate, sorry.

Didn't mean to scare you.

[Heavy breathing]

f*cking hell. f*cking crazy.

[g*nsh*t]

Guys. Come on.

Hey, hey. I found the zoom.

Smile.

Come on! Don't!

You don't need to do this.

f*ck.
[Whimpering]

[Manny]
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

f*ck off!

Whew! Only mules kick, mate.

A bad twitch?

[Muffled shout]

Shut it.

[Vanessa crying]

[Laughter]

Sorry, but I'm, uh,
filming with the camera.

[Andy]
f*ck you. f*ck you!

[Goke]
Yeah, I bet.

- Huh?
- [Laughter]

It isn't easy to f*ck...

[screaming]

[Andy shouting]

Yeah! Yes! How about that, huh?

[Vanessa screaming]

Let me get a close-up.

[Andy screaming]

[Wailing]

- [Goke] I got to say...
- [Andy grunts]

Well done.

[Manny]
That's lovely, isn't it?

Better watch your mouth, mate.

Please! Help!

[music] Two green journalists
tied up against a tree [music]

Join in if you know the words. Come on.

[music] Two green journalists
tied up against a tree [music]

f*ck!

Okay.

[music] And if one green journalist [music]

[music] Should accidentally... [music]

[g*nsh*t]

[Vanessa screams]

[Laughter]

[Sobbing]

Oh, that's it.

Do you miss your boyfriend?

Don't worry, love.

We'll find your mate.

He was cute.

That he was.

Hey, have you found the words?

Oh, yeah. Here.

[Hawking]

[Spit]

Ha ha ha ha!

Hee hee!

And cut.

- Sergeant!
- Sergeant!

Yes?

We got a problem, sir!
We need you now!

- Drop that!
- [Shouting]

Drop that!

[All shouting]

Put your g*n down!

Jesus Christ.

Get some blankets in here!

Move! Move!

Sarge! You know the rules of engagement!

Sarge!

You're going to be all right, darling, okay?

My name's Jim,
and we're here to help, okay?

Can you hear me?

Do you understand?

Okay. Can you speak?

Have you got a name?

It's all right, sweetheart.
You're going to be okay.

Okay?

You're going to be fine.

You're going to be just fine.

{{{ the end }}}