Ouch!
sh*t
Are you leaving us already?
I didn’t get to annoy you yet
What?
You’re going have to rip your
sheet into a make-shift cord
if you’re wanting to swing
off the bars tonight,
but I hope you won’t since
you’ve only just got here…
another suicide and the guards
won’t believe me
Hope not
And if you want to
see the sunset,
you’re going to have to move
slightly to the left
Funny thing is, I never
remember watching them
when I was free women
Guess you don’t realise what
you've got till it’s gone
Amen to that
Hey, wait!
What?
Yeah you look good in that light
given the surroundings, I'll
take that as a complement
I’m Barbara by the way,
and you are?
What, you want to
know my name?
you know it’s been so long
I’ve almost forgotten myself
I’m just messing with you!
I’m Evelyn
And this is our living coffin
Say goodbye to your dreams and
hold onto your imagination
What do you imagine?
Naughty things…
when the lights go out
Again I’m just messing with you!
Don’t worry were going
to have plenty of time
to size each other up over
the next few days to…
well forever, I suppose
You’re a lifer as well?
Unless the nutters in D
declare an uprising
perhaps you and I can escape
in the confusion
D wing...
is it dangerous?
Can be
But to be honest
I’m quite comfortable in
here now,
I don’t think I could
even adjust to
the outside world again
Fair play
So what was the last thing
you saw on the news
before you came in here?
Me, strangely
I’ve never been on TV before…
and
w*r and heartache across
the world
So same sh*t different day
Well that settles it.
I will stay in here,
thank you very much
Suppose it’s as safe as any
If the mask
scares you, then,
tough
I have to wear it to
protect my skin
What happened?
I’ll tell you another time,
but it f*cking hurts
You should watch out for
the gangs in here
So it's as bad as they
make out on the TV?
Can be
but in here, it’s unedited
But if you want to join one
I’m sure you can find one
Are you part of one?
No, no -
Tell you I’ve got nothing
but time,
but I haven’t got time for that
Well you're part of
one g*ng at least
Yes, well...
guilty
Are you one of those ...
addicted to it?
Addicted to religion?
No but,
guess you could say I'm,
I'm addicted to sin
the book helps keep me balanced
Don’t worry about that,
always happens in S wing
I thought this was E?
S...
sh*t
Yeah were in the old part
of town, unfortunately
Don’t worry!
you won’t decay yet,
you’re not an old building
I feel like I’ve been demolished
Wait till you start feeling
like a vagrant
Yeah you’re going to start to
rot in here soon enough
Is that how you feel?
I have my ways of coping
So just so I know then,
what... are you?
Are you a wife? Girlfriend?
Mother?
All three in a past life,
now guess I’m just a
no good k*ller
Well you must have k*lled good
to wind up in here?
He deserved it
Just think of this place as the
medicine for the crime
Medicine?
God I’m so ashamed
Well,
big guy knows you are
What about you?
What where you before
all this?
Well,
on the outside I guess
you could say I was
a bit of a naughty girl
and now I’m on the inside
you could call me a...
struggling artist
Well I guess you...
artists give ‘life’ -
You're really going
the extra mile
I suppose I am
I’m going to rest up anyway,
I’m on these serious painkillers
and they give me the
harshest headaches
do you need another?
Do you have paracetamol?
Actually yeah,
on the shelf
Damn it, they always make
these things so tight!
sh*t!
I’ll get 'em
You ok?
Yeah...
blood just rushed
to my head
What’s this?
What’s this you’re
stashing away?
Well that is private
Is it like a happiness box?
I used to have one of
these as a teenager
Don’t spill…
Is it yours?
No, no,
no, no
you can keep that,
it’ll earn you some interest by
the time you get out of here
I wish
Everything ok?
Yeah,
it's just going to take
a while to adjust
Do you want a tablet?
I’m good thanks
Do you need some water?
No,
All good
By the way, um…
I hope that you
don’t mind,
I, had a bit of water
from the tap
The tap wasn't working
God it’s not water
I just had a bit of wat…
It’s not water...
You need to get the guard,
it's white spirit!
What?
Of course its water!
My gosh, you f*cking scared me.
I was going to say,
it’s not like you can see any
paintings up here
there will be
Yeah?
Is there art classes?
Could say that
but yeah, you're right the sink
it's knackered
I’m sure it’s on DIY Johnny
the caretaker's list
of thing to do, but he never
comes around, so...
I just fill the bottle up
before lights go out
But now that you’re here
I suppose we’ll need two
What's up?
Shirts just a bit itchy
Yeah,
the new shirts, they're
always like that
Do you want of one my shirts?
No – I’m ok, thank you
I need to get used to it
What is it?
It’s just a mirror,
is it yours?
No, it’s not mine
Must be an old cell mate's
Yeah, guess what use would you
need for a mirror in here?
f*ck, Evelyn. I didn’t mean
anything by that with,
with the mask…
It’s cool, don’t worry
I know what you mean
But in time you’re going to
forget vanity in this place
Don’t think I’ll need a few days
Say Evelyn, you’re an...
an artist, right?
Yeah
What do you think about
doing something,
doing something with
this place?
like decorating it?
I’m not a damn decorator,
Barbara
This isn’t university halls,
look around you, for God’s sake!
Sorry,
yeah
It’s fine, Barbara.
Just think, ok?
Just be natural
Let it out
I’m sorry, it’s…
Don’t poison yourself
to be polite,
What will you do? Wait
until break time in the morning?
No!
My last cellmate was
a right dirty bugger,
So don’t worry I’ve
heard all the tunes
The bowels can make
Rich or Poor, in this place
we really do sh*t in
the same hole
f*cking animals in the zoo
have more dignity
That’s Nanna Gloria
She likes to have a midnight
howl at the moon
Been in here since '84
As in she’s 84?
Or since 84?
Will she be ok?
She has her moments,
Because of her age
She gets a little confused
They were supposed
to move her to a more
‘gentle’ environment,
but budget cuts came first
Poor soul
I bet she’s been in here
so long, she's forgotten
her crime
You should get comfortable
with your emotions Barbara
In forty years from now,
Will anyone show
concern for your health?
I hadn’t thought
that far ahead
Anyway Gloria k*lled
two men back in her prime,
So nothing to feel
sympathy for there
No one young or old
could wash that amount of blood
Off their memories
Where will they take her?
The dungeon
A place you do not
want to go
Solitary
The f*ck?
What the f*ck!?
Don’t Evelyn, don’t say
a f*cking word!
I was just going to say -
There is blood on my
f*cking mattress,
how is that safe?
Don’t lie on the blood then!
I’m sure they will get you
a new one in the morning
Listen, you need to make
peace with all of this
I’m sorry
Edwidge?
Edwidge is that you?
Are you there?
Yes, I can hear you
There is no Edwidge
here
Are you ok? I heard crying
You heard that?
Yeah, are you ok?
Yeah, it’s just
midnight blues
I’ve been here quite a
while but it still gets to me
It’s ok, it’s my first night
I'm just adjusting to
my surroundings
Good luck
Who is Edwidge?
Someone I used to know
Say tell me, I um,
I heard a strange noise,
like a machine
No machines in here
Ok...
I’m sure I heard something
coming from your room
So what’s your name,
newbie?
Barbara
Barbara behind bars, hey!
Quite apt!
Sadly
Well I’m Camille,
nice to meet you
I’d shake your hand
but the hole isn’t big enough
In the morning then?
So how long have you been in?
Long enough
How are you feeling?
I’m good now thanks,
just...
Even after being in
here for the duration I have,
It can still get
you down
It’s amazing how brick
walls can make you reflect
On what you did
in your past
Telling me!
I’m still curious to that
noise I heard
The noises in this
place will sound like
Sympathy of ghosts
But, you’ll
get used to it
I’ve got no choice
Speaking of which,
Yeah?
Who have you been
talking to all night?
I thought that cell
was empty?
Not anymore, now I’m here
I’m surprised they
didn’t put you in this cell
With me
I guess the guards
have their reasons
I know!
Anyone would think I
was a dangerous cell mate
How do you survive
this place? Jeez
Well, don’t let it
get to you just yet,
First night and
everything
Forever is a long
time, so get used to it
Just give me a shout
if you need me
Will do
sh*t!
Such a beautiful colour
I can’t wait to grow old with
you and make you my masterpiece
You're lucky to be
here with me
The real k*ller in prison
is loneliness
Us together,
we will be un-separable
Don’t open it!
Is it yours?
I think it’s good
No please, Barbara! Just
give it back, ok?
It's private I said
Well don’t throw it
It’s a drawing,
it helps calm me down
This medication I’m on, it
drives me up the f*cking wall
but this, it...
counter-balances it
Is that it?
No,
it was the only subject at
school I was really ever good at
You know once my work,
at the age of six
my teacher put my work on
display in the school entrance
That was nice of her
It was. However,
the school bully got
jealous, of course
and defaced the painting
I seem to think revenge
was swift
Yeah
I caught up with him in
the school playground,
he got a shove to the floor,
hand I threw his lunch box
onto the school roof
He got off light, then?
And I may have painted
his school bag
a lovely shade of pink
My art is a bit of a...
love/hate relationship
Can I look now?
No
I, I borrowed a few
sheets to pass time
You’re in for life,
I don’t have that many sheets
I'm sorry
Do you know how
difficult it was
to get that f*cking
paper in here?
I'll pay you back
How are you going
to do that? How?
Gonna go down to the arts and
crafts store tomorrow?
Did you see that in the yard?
I didn’t see the yard yet
Well if you had,
You'd know there isn’t
f*cking one!
Barbara, I have to rely on
the guards to bring me
that stuff in, alright?
unlike most cell mates,
they want drugs,
they want mobile phones
But I just want some decent
f*cking paper, alright!?
I've no family or friends
doing good will for me
I get it, ok.
I’m sorry
No - no I don’t
think you do!
that stuff...
helps me escape.
It’s the only luxury I have
What did you draw, anyway?
It’s good
Did you take classes
or something?
Only what was offered
at school
So what do you like to
draw the most?
People? Buildings? Landscape?
Why?
Just,
maybe in time, I could sit
for you, if you want?
Really?
No nude stuff, though
Why?
Why? Because…
Barbara, I’d really like that
You promise, promise,
promise, to sit for me?
I promise
Ok, and do you promise not
to take my paper again?
Yes
for richer or poorer I promise
never to take your f*cking paper
...or your fish
f*cking hell I wish they’d
bring me some food
What, you’re doing me now?
Not quite…
I'll capture you
soon though,
you won’t even see
me working
Given my first night,
I don’t think I’m ready
to be captured,
any more than I already am.
Can you work in this light?
I’ll make it work
Have you done other people?
Inmates?
Lines around the block
It’s a shame
What?
Well on the... outside
I had a friend of a friend
who works with artists
I doubt she will be
visiting you
now you swim in
these circles
I won’t be holding my breath
But she could helped you
get you a fan base though
This art I do isn’t
for a fan base,
it’s more than that
Eve,
I’ll be your fan if you like?
Really?
Yeah,
and...
is that true what you said?
About what?
That no one visits you?
Well,
only the prison staff
and well,
there was Father Lenzi,
he used to come around
to bless us
He used to come around
That's nice
Well, not since he was
caught with his hand
down one of the inmate’s
knickers
The dirty pervert
Jeez, if it ain't tough
enough around here
we've got to worry
about that!
Here…
Thank you
You can take that
It’s a bit warm,
EVELYN: might have melted
Lucy?
How’d you get here?
Hello
Hello?
Mum?
Edwidge!
Honey, are you ok?
I’m ok mum
Where are you now?
They said you were in
a place for sick people?
Who is ‘they’ poppy?
Just people
Well don’t listen to them,
I’m safe, ok?
Ok mum
When will you come
home?
I miss you
I miss you too,
but being away I’m...
actually protecting you
But I’m not protected,
Not like I used to be
How so?
The orphanage…
There are
a lot of bullies
And the teacher
isn’t nice
Don’t listen to them, ok?
You’re better than them all
They're horrible mum,
They do horrible things
Anyway, it
doesn’t matter
No it does matter!
What did they do?
It doesn’t matter
It does!
It doesn’t matter!
You can’t do anything
for me anyway,
You’re behind bars
I can make phone calls,
I can get you out of danger
Like you did with dad
He was going to hurt you
so much, I know it
Well now I have people
hurting me even more
What did they do?
Just stuff
What stuff?
What does it matter?
You can’t help me!
I can, I can, I promise I can
Yeah, ok
Yeah look, I know you think my
promises are worth nothing
but I can help you with
all my heart
Did you see what
they did to Lucy?
I think she is
there with you
Yeah, she was here
Was?
She doesn’t look well,
does she?
Not really, honey
Now you can see
how bad....
These so called
'friends'are in the orphanage
They k*lled my pet Lucy
Are you still there?
Yeah
Why would they do that?
I don’t know mum,
You tell me why
people k*ll?
Because sometimes people
have to,
to protect the ones they love
It’s not enough mum,
You k*lled dad
What is happening?
I had to
But I could have
kept a secret
No, no
And we’d still be
a family
No, no don’t think like that
Do you hear me?
Yes
Yes
God
Mum, are you still
there?
Yeah, still here
Who's there?
Open this door
immediately!
Who’s that, baby?
God, it’s the
teacher
I snuck into her
office to use the phone
Mummy I’m scared
Can you run?
Where to?
Anywhere
There's a forest
near the home
No, no, no don’t go there!
Go to the police station
I think they
won’t believe me,
And only bring
me back here
You little sh*t,
Edwidge
What are you
doing in here?
I was...
I was just...
What were you doing
with that phone?
PUT IT DOWN!
No don’t do it!
Get to your room
- GO NOW!
- Don't do it, Edwidge!
Goodnight Mum
No!
Hello?
Hello, who is this?
You keep your f*cking hands
off my flesh and blood!
Who is this?
How did you get
this number?
You do realise
How many laws you’re
breaking calling here?
Don’t you ever talk down
to my daughter again!
Are you threating me?
Yes, I f*cking am
Well, when you work out
how to get out of your cell
Give me a buzz
You ok?
Yeah, thank you
Not having a good time,
I’m guessing?
Not exactly
God, it’s harder than
I thought in here
Don’t let ‘Costa da
sh*t h*le’ get to you
You're better than
those four walls
True
It reminds me of my student digs
Jeez
What did you study,
and where?
Just...
business management and stuff
Suppose I put my education to
good use to end up in here
You weren't to know
how things would end up
Yeah
What did you do, before this?
Just the basics,
nothing fancy
I always thought my Edwidge
would end up doing
something arty in time
Who's Edwidge?
Just my daughter
Hopefully your
daughter will
Yeah
She was always painting and
colouring everything in
as a little one
I’m sure she'll pursue
it if she enjoys that much
God I hope…
she can forgive me when
she’s old enough
She will,
I'm sure of it
Yeah
Do you have
a pen in there?
Why?
Doesn’t matter,
one second
What's this for?
Take a look at those
four miserable walls around you
Can’t miss them
Ok
So a while back you did
something that put you in here
That fleeting moment
of k*lling your husband
Doesn’t define
who you are in here
You're better than
this brick and mortar
Thanks
Ok, so go
and own the wall
What do you mean?
Just mark it,
write on it, a quote,
Even a smiley face
Am I allowed to do that?
Wow! You’ve
taken a life
And now you’re
worrying about graffiti
Yeah
Just write something
Amalgamate your
mind with the cell
Finished?
Yeah
Finished
What did you put?
I'll show you tomorrow
Wow, a gala
opening of a new artist
Hardly
I think my daughter
is better than me
You sound
a little happier?
Yeah
Yeah, I think I am
Thanks Camille
You have to make
this place work for you
This place is
all about manipulation
The guards,
the wardens don’t care
As long as they
are getting paid
And they are
We all did something
wrong to be put in here,
But those fleeting
moments shouldn’t define us
For the
rest of our days
Thanks again
Say,
What do you
prefer the most -
European or America?
I don’t know. European, I guess
Why?
One second…
Ok
I thought it was a joint
Why would you like one?
No, thanks
I...
don’t want to tarnish my first
nighton a bad habit
You're so posh
Maybe in a past life
Did you
see the picture?
Merci
Hopefully it will give
you someplace to escape to
Yeah
Until I escape from
this sh*thole
Nice picture
Where did you get that thing?
From a friend
Is it... Paris, or
Blackpool tower?
It’s the Eiffel Tower,
Paris
Have you been?
Nah,
but I did score some good
crack in Blackpool
What I’d do to score
some bloody food
Perhaps they will bring
you the mystery meat
I won't ask!
So, where else have
you been,Ms. Paris?
quite a few places
Australia,
New York,
most of Europe,
Iceland
Did your daughter
travel with you?
Not as such,
it would have made a
nice memory now
If my calculations are correct,
she was actually conceived
in New York
So, maybe she will
travel in time
So she’s a born city girl then!
So what about you?
What did you do to
end up in here?
Guess you could say
I was a bit of a...
bit of a con artist
Ripped off a fair few folk
You know...
Gallery owners, art collectors
Plus,
there was this one time
I got really pissed off
with a gallery owner
I snuck into his show
Get this,
with white spirit in
a perfume bottle!
A few sprits here and there
It can really devalue
the price of piece of art
Stop banging!
Stop banging
You don’t want to end up in
solitary on your first night,
do you?
Listen, Barbara
I like you
Not like that
I’m not out to f*ck you
I’ve seen other cell mates go
through what you going through
Maybe I can help
I can have a word with
one of the guards
she can sort you out
You know, get you things to
make you feel more settled
Drugs?
No
Yeah if you want drugs, but
no what I’m saying is...
Maybe she can track down
your daughter
She’s good at that type of thing
And yeah, if you need some
contraband in meantime
I’m sure she can add you
to the shopping list
Can she bring a key
for the door?
She isn't a miracle worker
But,
if she can’t find someone then
they haven’t been born yet!
Listen,
I’m...
going to
rest up for a while
Just don’t...
Just don’t do anything mental
in the meantime, ok?
Read the book, if you’re
not tired
Thanks Camille
I thought you
might like a picture
With a sense
of freedom
I do
I do have one of
the Golden Gate Bridge
In San Francisco
However you can see
Alcatraz in the background
But also this being
your first night and all,
I like the
Grand Canyon!
Why's that?
Just a place of wonder…
I’d like to
think it’s where
Some start of
life on Earth began
Please
I've got Evelyn giving me
RE. lessons and now
the scientist trying to tell
me we fell from space
What do you mean?
That cell I thought
was cleaned out,
And you say
there’s a Bible?
I don’t think the
Gideon’s visit here
Yeah, my cell mate Evelyn
gave it to me
Are you still there?
Yes, honey
Are you sure someone
is there with you?
As sure as I'm talking to you
It’s just…
Evelyn k*lled
herself a while back
Don't f*ck with me,
that's not funny
I'm not
She's sitting here right now
No, she can't be
She k*lled herself,
I think she
had a dose of the...
'Cabin fever' and
couldn’t handle this environment
How did she do it?
You don't
want to know
She couldn’t have, she’s been
banging on about religion
isn’t suicide the greatest sin?
Maybe not everyone
can use the strength
God gives them to not
give into their demons…
Either way,
It would seem most
who end up in your cell,
Give up eventually
Thanks for the heads up
She wore...
She wore a mask, why?
How can you know that?
Because I'm looking
at her right now!
She entered the
prison wearing it
I don’t know what
or why she had it
No
Let me go
Camille let me go
You can’t stop what
has already happened Barbara
No
I can save her!
I heard the souls of
those who take their own lives
Return to where they
died to repeat their death
For eternity
Such a cruel fate
I wouldn’t cry
for her too much,
She k*lled a kid
What?
What? She told me she
was a con artist?
God, what is
going on in there?
I don't know
Yeah,
She did some dodgy
dealings in the art world,
That much is true
The story is
she went to the home
Of these gallery
owners,
Broke in and k*lled
his five year old son
How could someone
do that to a child?
When the police turned
up all she could say was...
‘For the blood’
Wow we really are
a messed up bunch of ladies
It’s too much
You who
k*lled to protect,
Evelyn k*lled for
goodness knows what reason!
Good luck
with the ghost
Everything ok, Barbara?
Yeah,
just adjusting is all
I see you read some of the book?
Yeah, I read a couple
of passages
That's good
What did you think?
Bit too heavy
If I could ask you
though, to put it back
In the right position,
standing up not on its side
Sorry
I will
When are you going to?
To?
Put the book back
in it's position?
Yeah ok, sure
Actually, I think
I'll read a little
Mum, why can’t I stay
up late to watch the movie?
Because those movies
are too old for you
And besides,
You have school
in the morning
Please?
I did my homework
early so I could watch it
I know, but honey you
don’t need to watch those movies
You're too young
Well it’s stupid,
Making movies
that can’t be watched
It’s not stupid
What isn't stupid?
Sorry,
I was thinking out loud
Ok, but there isn’t anything
stupid about what you’re reading
I guess
Mummy, I'm scared!
Can you run?
Where to?
Anywhere
There's a forest
near the home
No, no, no
don’t go there!
Go to the
police station
I think they
won’t believe me,
And only bring
me back here
Edwidge
Edwidge I’m coming
for you, Edwidge!
What the hell is this?
I need to call my daughter!
No one is calling anyone
Where is it?
Where the f*ck
has it gone!?
Where is what?
The phone!
This is getting ridiculous
Open!
Open this now Evelyn,
you’re keeping me from
calling my daughter!
You put that back,
I am not stopping you
from calling anyone
I WANT MY PHONE CALL!
I don’t have it!
I need to
get out of here
Guards! Anyone!
GUARDS!
Well it’s a bit early, but...
let the art begin
GUARDS! GUARDS!
GUARDS!
Anyone!?
They will give me extra sh*t
now because of this
Why do I always
get the crazy ones?
Ouch!
sh*t
They won't come for you Barbara
Can I use that?
What?
Come
Let’s get you cleaned up
I must be the
worst cell mate ever
You're perfect for me
Don't fight it
No, Sshhh!
Don't fight it
I do enjoy the company
of a mad f*ck
Here it is!
Do you like it here?
Yes,
yes, yes I do like it here
That’s lovely
Say, do you have any of those
wonderful pictures for me?
Yes, of course!
Anything for you
Yes, that’s lovely
I can’t wait to meet tomorrow
my friend from the wall
What is going on?
Yes, yes!
You’re awake now
What is going on?
I hope you can understand
how those conversations through
the wall have been driving me
to the high Heavens all night
I was talking with Camille
She seems a nicer
cell mate than you
God, you’re even crazier
than I thought!
Camille is already dead
What?
But don’t worry!
We'll play along with this
In fact, you two wimps would
be perfect together
What the f*ck is going on,
Evelyn?
I’m about to draw the dying
You’re going to be
the perfect subject
I had a good feeling about you
as soon as you arrived
Seriously Evelyn, you need
to let me loose
Barbara,
I'm not out to k*ll you
Yes
I can smell
the death escaping
It's beautiful
I’m sorry Barbara,
Did I over step
our boundaries?
f*ck you
Hey, maybe we need a safe word
Yeah, like the perverts have
Safe word
How about
‘eat sh*t you faceless wh*re’
You’re a funny one
You gonna tell me
what's going on?
What you expect me to fill
that one as well?
If you don’t mind
You were a mother once Barbara,
you must know this one
This little piggy went to market
This little piggy
stayed at home
Yes he did
This little piggy had roast beef
and this little piggy had...
NONE
Barbara,
is everything ok?
Wow
Things have really got
f*cked up in this Prison tonight
Haven’t they?
Camille, help me!
NO!
What?
NO!
- What is happening?
- Do you need a guard?
No
No, I'm fine
Are you ok?
You sound...
Yes, yes, I'm fine. I was just,
having a cry is all
Well as long
as you’re alright
Say, Camille
Do you have anymore of those...
lovely postcards?
You’ve had quite a few
already though Barbara
Please?
Sure, ok
Do you have any of Japan?
how I miss that place
That’s nice place,
I never went
It's a most beautiful place,
You're really missing out
Barbara,
it’s your little play mate
Have you been to Japan?
f*ck off
You have it?
just a little further
I guess we should
shake hands then, shouldn't we?
Yes
Guess we should
Barbara, what are you
doing?
Barbara,
what the hell is this?!
It's not Barbara
Evelyn! How?
I should ask you the
same question
Did Heaven not want you?
Or did Hell spit you back out?
What is this?
Camille,
this is mine and Barbara’s
place of art and creation
You had your chance
to be my muse,
but you f*cked it up
I wouldn’t want to work
with someone like you
It'll only be a matter
of time before you sell out
I won't, and have never sold out
You f*cking b*tch!
Dear,
Barbara, I need a bowl
Quick!
I got a bowl
Damn it
It wasn’t the right shade anyway
Well,
at least she won’t interrupt
us anymore
You went too f*cking far Evelyn!
Don’t be sad
I’ve put her out of her misery
Honestly she used to cry herself
to sleep every night
She was far too religious
to take her own life
Trust me...
I’ve heard the attempts
Barbara
Would you look at that!
Look at that crap photo
It isn’t even Japan
Barbara, what is the matter?
You look like you’ve
seen a ghost
You make drawing look easy
It isn't easy
Barbara
I wish I kept with
my art classes
Could have made a couple
of extra quid on the side
Then again,
Being married to a rich prick
like I was,
we didn’t need the profits -
unlike you
I don’t do this for a profit,
and I don’t need a sponsor
Yeah, I can see that,
you scatty b*tch
Why don’t you go beg for parole
and find yourself a rich suitor?
Really it’s the only way
for a starving artist
What do you think I am, Barbara?
Some lackey, that in order
to do my art, I’ve...
got to open my legs every night?
Take a look on the shelf
What?
The penny,
I added it to your savings
No!
You just put that there because
you think it’s your place
No I knew you were good,
so I put it there
as a down payment on
the drawing of me
You know some say that -
'The eyes are the gateway
to the soul'
Not again, please
I call bullshit on that
That...
That is the soul right there
Do you know, Barbara,
must confess, I...
lied to you about what I did
to get into this place
You see,
Yeah, I like to draw my subjects
as they slowly...
die
Somehow their soul, it...
lifts up
and lands onto my canvas
f*ck sake
You ever heard of the
Crimson k*ller?
No, what’s that?
Some f*cking
pretentious art movement?
I drew over fifteen people,
before the police
caught up with me
I would never have branded
myself with such a name
f*cking media journalist pricks
I’m going to draw such a
beautiful image
Yes, you’re going to so proud
When you’re done with it,
I’m going to wipe my
f*cking arse with it,
even if you make me look
like a Rembrandt
Tell you something Barbara,
if I couldn’t draw...
Well,
I’d go berserk
Yes I would like to draw more
more landscapes
Then I could create a
a quiet quaint countryside
for me to escape to
Yeah
but after being in here
as long as I have,
your perception of reality
goes out of the window
Well
f*ck the outside world, hey!
I think your work title will be -
‘Sybaritic’
What the f*ck does that mean?
It’s the life
you left behind
Self-indulgent and luxurious
So this is some kinky thrill
for you?
Oi!
We’ve got work to do
Relax I’ll fix you up
afterwards
It will be fine
Don’t be so sour
This drawing of you is quite
good, if I don’t say so myself
You are a beauty to draw
You were right,
this is a kinky thrill
I mean us artists, we're all...
perverts at heart, aren’t we?
If this is just about
touching me up
let’s just do it and
get it over with
No
This isn’t about p*ssy
Well, I mean it could be
Would you like that?
No Barbara, stop it
I am very professional
with my subjects
What’s stopping you?
I'm shy
Aren’t we all?
Come on
Start with a kiss,
let me see the real you
I think my scars will scare you
Well,
it’s yours for the taking
I need some more blood first
No, no
Do it after
Come on
How could you?
How could you?!
You’re a spiteful women, Barbara
You’re spiteful!
I was making your drawing
of you look beautiful
Look at it, look at it!
I was making you look beautiful
I’m an artist
I see you and this is
how you thank me
See me?
See me? You f*ck!
You’ve been looking
at me all night
You didn’t have to do all this
to f*cking SEE ME
f*ck you
f*ck YOU!
I think we should
both go to bed,
it’s been a long night
for both of us
No, no, no, no
I’m just waiting for someone to
come in, walk through the door
give an interview on what
it was to be drawn by
a great artiste
Really, Barbara?
That’s real nice, that is!
A word, if you wouldn’t mind?
You’ve never spoken to anyone
about your art, have you?
Evelyn,
You are brilliant
There you go!
Look, your first review
I don’t need some snotty
f*cked up reviewer’s opinion!
You shouldn’t joke about
such things, it’s upsetting
Come on Evelyn, don’t leave me
like this
Look I know art is
supposed to make you
feel something, but this
is k*lling me
You know what
your problem is?
You’re haunting yourself to
keep yourself company
You will never be ...
dead enought to be a truly
good ghost, Barbara
Your pathetic
Now good night
Now I’m hungry for
a midnight snack
Look who I’ve got
to introduce you to
Look. Barbara!
It's some of your lovely
cell mates in here
Yes, yes, yes
This,
Audrey
Yes Audrey and Saffron,
She was a rich b*tch
just like you
Sally, Sally!
She liked to
take the piss
And we also got you know Annie,
and Anna, they're a bit shy
Yes, we shouldn’t bother
them too much
But this the key to my heart
You've had that the whole time?
Barbara, you are silly
Once you’ve been in here
as long as I have,
you get a little perk
along the way
and they know I’m not
interested in escaping
Come on Barbara,
what would you do wi-
You don’t know the layout
of this place
You probably wouldn’t even
make it out the wing
I’m going to go and get
something to eat
for a midnight snack
There we are
Bye Barbara
Bye, bye, bye
Don’t go escaping!
f*ck!
Thank God
What?
Well isn’t this a nice treat?
I didn’t know you were so kinky
How are you here?
After everything that has
happened to you already,
and you’re questioning me?
k*ll me now you f*cking coward
I’d love for you to join me
Well that’s my cue
Scared of a women
I should thank her
It's ghosts galore in here
It is...
Amazing
what they throw away
in the bins here
Soon the bosses will be
complaining
about their budget spends
So, what will it be Barbara?
Do you want an apple, an orange?
I know you’re hungry
Stubborn and starving
Very well, suit yourself
What was that?
You’re bleeding
Are you sure you can
ration that paper?
I’m just trying to help, Barbara
Stop trying to f*cking k*ll me!
Barbara,
You are very vulnerable,
aren’t you?
I’m going to
have to look after you
Hey, I didn’t cut you there –
did I?
f*ck off Eve
Barbara! What did you do?
Don’t come any closer
What are you
going to do?
Yeah, yeah
I forgot you don’t like people
looking at your work, do you?
You put it down, Barbara
You put that down,
you put it down!
What are you going to do,
alright?
You’re in here with me,
for life!
f*ck that
I’m going to piss off
the guards so much
they're going to have to move
me to f*cking solitary
I’m not that bad am I?
They can move me to a
North Korean work camp
if it gets me away from you!
You shouldn’t talk
about such places
Damn you for making
me waste this!
Bull's eye
Barbara,
I was lying earlier Barbara
Your colour is actually
quite sh*t
You look sad – come on,
let’s have a cuddle, shall we?
Cuddle this
Is it avant-garde enough?
Do I look like a f*cking
art critic?
I f*cking missed a bit
Your masterpiece
Looks like a
fake ‘Evelyn’ to me
The f*ck, is it prom night?
sh*t
Camille - Camille, are you ok?
Camille it wasn’t me
that attacked you
Are you still there?
I can’t even tell you what’s
been going on in here
Thank you for
walking me home
No worries, anytime
Well I guess
I should be going
Yes
Ok
Wait
Yes?
I'm sorry
I don’t usually
bring people home, I...
It's ok
Say, would you like
to come in for a drink?
I have more wine
Can I bother you just
for a cup of tea?
Sure
Good idea
I may have drank a bit
too much at the bar
I'm needing a detox
Same here
Hey, not so fast
Sorry, it’s just...
You look so good
in that dress
If you hold your horses
for a moment and behave,
Maybe you’ll see
what’s under this dress
You’d look perfect
in or out, I’m sure of it
Such a Romeo
Say Edwidge, you have
a really nice home
Edwidge!
Thank you Alfred
Edwidge… my Edwidge
You said you’re
a photographer?
Yes
You’ve taken
some nice photos
I may have to
take it up myself
I can earn my keep
to have such a nice home
Well, I have to
work hard at it
I don’t really have any
other support network around me
What happened?
I'm sorry, I shouldn’t
be so direct
It’s cool
It's just...
I never
really had a dad
And well, Mum...
She was a Jailbird
That’s harsh,
gosh what happened?
I'll tell you later
Ok
That’s if
you stay later
Ok
Let me show you
my camera, well...
One of them,
my favourite!
It’s old fashioned
No, it's retro
If you say so
I do,
And you know
what else I say?
What?
Cheese!
Hey, no pictures
Why Mr. serious,
you a wanted man?
Yes
You had me there Alfred
I love seeing
the picture develop,
It’s almost ghostly
So ghosts exist then
I love these cameras,
They're like a
dark room in your hand
You see the picture
come to the surface,
And all you have
to do is shake
No you f*cking b*tch,
I said no f*cking photos
Bloody hell,
what is it?
It's just...
It's just,
Ok?
Get out of there now, please
It’s getting late,
I’ve work tomorrow,
Should I...
Order you a taxi,
or something?
What?
You invited me back here
and now you’re throwing me out?
Sorry Alfred,
it’s a work night
You’re a f*cking
c*ck tease is what you are
What the f*ck?
Get out now
The f*ck
are you doing?
Alfred, no
You see, I can’t let you
keep my photo…
I’m the one the police
are looking for
What?
The other two ladies
that have been k*lled…
You must have
seen the news
Now let’s make you
number three, shall we?
No!
Stop it, stop it, stop it now!
Old piece of sh*t
Let’s have a go,
shall we?
Very photogenic dear
Say Barbara,
Would you like to see
how your daughter turned out?
Not much better
than you
Your daughter was
right about these photos,
You shake them till
the life comes to the surface
And I just shook
the life out of your daughter
Maybe I’ll come see you
in visiting hours,
Would you like that?
Did you miss me?
Didn’t I k*ll you already?
Look at what you did to me
First, you...
you hit the back of my head
with a hammer
and then you slit my neck
Earlier that night you were
complaining of a sore throat,
thought the knife would cure it
Still got your sense of humour
Being married to you
was the biggest joke
Well I must say Barbara,
you’ve really gone up
in the world
I've got the bottom bunk
Better than being dead
You're just... pure evil
We meet again
You put that down
Ironic isn’t it?
You
save our daughter
from me,
and nineteen years later...
she ends up inviting
a serial k*ller
around to her home
Gullible b*tch
Nineteen?
How?
You’ve been here a long time,
Barbara
You’ve outlived your daughter,
in the most awful way
I’ve only been here one night
You wish
What do you want from me?
Are you my ghost now?
We'll see
Can you live with that
amount of torment?
I was married to you
for eight years... so yeah
Barbara
How about you honour and obey me
I still wear my ring
That’s the spirit
Lay down first
Show me
As perfect as ever
What are you doing?
I could always wrap you
around my little finger
Ok newbie,
welcome to your new home
Enjoy
But, but I’m innocent
I tell you,
I shouldn’t be in here,
I was framed
Tell it to
the walls
I’m not supposed
to be here…
Your support
worker will be here on Monday
For the time being
Enjoy the
‘long’ weekend
No
And Evelyn?
Don’t scare your
new cell mate
So quickly
this time
You're getting
a reputation around here
I won’t scare
this little darling too much!
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Blood Cell (2019)
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