This programme contains
some strong language.
Previously, 19 celebrities arrived
to play the ultimate
m*rder mystery
These dastardly Traitors,
we've got to find them.
..all in the hope of
winning up to £100,000
for their chosen charity.
Oh!
As the Traitors m*rder*d
yet another Faithful
Charlotte Church.
Get ready to enjoy
the sound of the banshee's wail.
..theories in the
castle intensified.
You're suspect number one for me.
Do you think it's Joe? Yeah.
I think Joe's really good
at building narratives.
And while some players
secured protection
This is yours.
..a divisive Round Table
left players split.
Mark's a Traitor. I am a Faithful.
Trust me.
David, now you're starting to
g*n for people.
That was what
I was kind of waiting for.
Mark, I voted for you. Mark. Mark.
David. David. David.
Players, we have a draw.
Leaving one Faithful's future
hanging in the balance.
David and Mark, it is still a draw.
Therefore, we will now leave this
banishment to the hands of fate.
Oh, my God!
This is The Celebrity Traitors.
Has this ever happened before?
It's never happened.
Oh, my God!
God love you both.
Good luck to you both.
Oh, my God! Ah!
Silence, please.
These are the Chests Of Chance.
There is a Shield in one of them.
The person who opens the chest
that doesn't have a Shield,
you will be banished
from the castle immediately.
David and Mark, please
decide between you
who is going to choose
the chest first.
You go first. OK.
Er, could I choose
this chest?
I found myself really not
wanting to go and wanting to stay.
I love these people.
I'm having a wonderful time.
I want to join the winning team
and actually find a damn Traitor.
I'm happy being a Faithful.
I LOVE the game.
I don't want to go, I want to stay.
If I go now, I know
I'll be really quite emotional
and it's agonising.
David and Mark, whoever
receives the Shield
will be protected from
tonight's banishing.
So, to both of you, then,
please open the chest
in front of you
in five,
four,
three,
two,
one.
Well done, man.
David, you are protected
from tonight's banishment.
Mark, you have been
banished from the game.
Please come up here and join me.
♪ We are buried in broken dreams
♪ We are knee deep
♪ Without a plea. ♪
Mark, you have been
banished from the castle.
Please now reveal -
are you a Faithful
or are you a Traitor?
I think you're all brilliant
and I've had, honestly, the best
time with all of you,
and thank you for making it
so memorable.
I am,
and always have been,
and always wanted to be
..a Faithful.
♪ We are buried in broken dreams. ♪
I knew it. We knew it.
I knew it.
But when you say you knew it,
how did you know it?
Faithful, you are breaking my heart.
You are not getting it.
What are you not seeing?
You have to open your eyes, please.
Because there is no let-up.
Another Faithful will be
m*rder*d tonight.
Oh, my.
If you can, sleep well.
I'm so sorry.
No, no, no, please. Don't feel bad.
No, I do, I do. I feel awful.
Please don't feel bad.
We said we'd play the game
differently and we didn't.
I I just wanted to be bold
because I sit here and I just
I'm like a sheep and I No.
No-one's doubting your motives.
Alan, no-one's doubting you.
I know, but I just feel rubbish.
Well, I feel bad for Mark
because he was a lovely bloke.
The list of Faithfuls is going down,
but also so's my
Christmas card list.
NICK:I feel so bad
because I know Mark as well.
KATE:I know.
STEPHEN: It never occurred
to me because he defended Niko.
From the beginning,
I said it wasn't him.
♪ Can't live without you. ♪
We're all clutching at straws still.
What would you like, love?
A rose? Rose. Rose coming up.
I'm foxed still.
I don't like this glass.
I'm sorry, I can't stand it.
Who did you put? We've all
had a stressful day, Celia.
I mean, how do you feel?
I feel that we are disastrously
losing this game.
Do you think we're still
as bad as we ever were?
Yeah, and I think it's going to
get worse because I think that,
statistically, it would be
almost improbable
that I wouldn't be
voted out tomorrow.
I'm not necessarily voting you out,
David. No, but, statistically, it's
the most likely thing to happen.
I'm not saying that there's
a sort of But we tend to
move on, to be honest.
Yes, we do, we do.
JOE MARLER:Well, that went badly,
didn't it? Eight Faithfuls down.
Oh, my God! That's got to
be a record as well.
We're making history as the
worst set of Faithfuls.
Brilliant.
Oh, dear, oh, dear.
I'm looking at Jonathan.
Jonathan? It's got to be.
But I think it is David.
Obviously, I'm in the frame
for a m*rder tonight,
but it's whether it makes sense
for David and the rest to do it.
This game is a lot harder
than I thought it was going to be.
I'm probably not going to
sleep tonight.
I'm just going to keep bolt upright
and have a bloody good think.
Do you know how we're thinking
they're really clever?
Yeah. So we're, like, REALLY
trying to look into little,
subtle things. Mm-hm.
What if they're not that clever,
and that's why we're not
picking up on it?
So what if it is just Jonathan?
All this like really open
behaviour, and actually he's
not being that clever with it?
We're double bluffing.
We're doing the intelligent bit
Mm-hm. ..by not thinking it's him.
But what if it is? Can you imagine
how pissed off we'd be?
You're joking me!
Yeah. I think we need
to group together.
I think so. David
or Jonathan? Yeah.
♪ You went back to what you know
♪ So far removed
♪ From all that we went through. ♪
CLOCK STRIKES
Goodnight. See you, old boy. Sleep
well.And you. I'll do my best.
You may see me in the morning.
Oh, God! Let's hope they're not
doing a BOGOF on murders.
Let's!
Goodbye. I am absolute dust.
The Faithful are disheartened
after Mark's banishment.
For the Traitors, though,
they have a decision to make.
Who to k*ll next?
♪ We only said goodbye with words
♪ I died a hundred times
♪ You go back to her
♪ And I'll go back
♪ I'll go back
♪ To black. ♪
Oh, dear!
That was hard.
I wanted to get rid of Mark,
but he hates me now.
Did you see that speech?
But you know what? It's working.
It is. But it's going to get harder.
OK, let's talk about who
got the Shields today.
Nick got the Shield. He got the
first one. Next one was Lucy.
Third one was David
and then I got a Shield. Yes.
Which is great in that
I got back in, I'm not under threat.
Obviously, I'm not m*rder*d. Yeah.
Do you know who I
think needs to go?
I can't wait to hear.
Joe W. If Joe goes, then they might
think, who would have done it?
Everyone's going to go for David.
He keeps us safe for tomorrow.
But whenever your name has
been mentioned, Joe's, like,
"Nah, I don't think it's Jonathan."
See, Joe's, you know, behind me.
Yeah.
JONATHAN SIGHS
You know who I'm getting
slowly scared of?
Who? Kate.
No. No, no, no.
Although the problem with Kate is
I don't think people are really
suspecting her of being a Traitor,
and she's got a genuine
enquiring mind. Yeah.
And, you know,
it would surprise people
and it would furthermore be, like,
"What are they doing?" Yeah.
"Why are they doing this?"
Stephen Fry. Stephen Fry.
Shall we just get on
with it and k*ll him?
What are the pros
and cons of getting rid of Fry?
It would blow their minds
and, every time we blow their minds,
it takes them a couple of nights to
get back together and recalibrate.
Yep. And cons being?
It puts you a bit
more into the limelight.
The big dog thing. It's only you -
it's only you left then.
It's only you left.
But do you not think I could
play that and say, you know,
"Yeah, they'rethey're
getting rid of all of us"?
Yeah. So it's between Kate
Joe Wilkinson.
And Stephen Fry.
Sir Stephen Fry to you.
Sir Stephen Fry.
If you're thinking of murdering him,
at least let him go out in style.
But what's a knighthood
when you're dead?
Brutal.
LAUGHTER
So we're agreed? Yeah, let's do it.
LAUGHTER
Gets easier every time.
Well, tomorrow is another day.
Not for one of 'em.
Last night,
the Traitors struck again,
committing their fifth m*rder.
♪ I am the passenger
♪ And I ride and I ride. ♪
So, with the Traitors
on a winning streak,
which Faithful will
walk into breakfast
and who has gone for ever?
♪ Singing la la la la la-la la la
♪ La la la. ♪
Oh!
LAUGHTER
Oh, lovely!
Right, we can dominate
the croissants. Oh!
Last night was another
dramatic Round Table.
That's the closest anyone's
ever come to being banished
and not being banished.
Do you want water? Er,
yes, please. Thank you.
We are doing so incredibly badly.
And pointing out that we're
falling for the same tactics
and not analysing things was seen
as something which was suspicious,
so I think the Faithful are doomed.
How do we feel after
yesterday's Round Table?
I had a few suspicions about Mark,
but I didn't think he was a Traitor.
What about Jonathan?
I voted for him. Yeah.
Because, after Ruth had died,
I thought it was the
double-bluff move and
I was trying to get us to re-engage
with that idea last night. Yeah.
I actually thought you
were trying to get, er,
the group to re-engage with
a completely different idea, David,
and that is that I'm a Traitor.
But I It isit is an idea
that we should engage with.
KNOCK AT DOOR
Oh! Come in.
Oh, yes! Oh!
That wasn't a very loud "come in".
It was the best I could do.
Hello, it's lovely to see you.
Hello, everybody.
Hiya, Nick!Hello.
Hello, Cat. Hi, Alan!
Well done, Joe. Hello!
I have no faith,
ironically, in the Faithfuls.
I mean, I'm just bursting with
confidence now as a Traitor.
Can you imagine
Alan in the first week?
I was perspiring, my
glasses were steaming up.
And look at me last night,
round the Round Table.
I wanted to get rid of Mark
and I got rid of Mark.
Not a single bead of sweat.
I actually thought I was going to
get m*rder*d last night.
Did you? Were you sure it was you?
Because I thought, usually,
when you're outspoken,
the Traitors just get rid of you.
I mean,
I'm just keeping quiet this time.
I'm not saying anything. I'd like
to really see that, actually.
I adore you, Alan, but I did wake up
wondering about you this morning.
In what way? I'm afraid I did.
A fantasy?
You're much cleverer
than you ever let on
and I love that about you, but
You're saying I play dumb?
You don't PLAY dumb.
Who said that?
ALAN:You don't play dumb!
KNOCK AT DOOR
CELIA AND CAT:Come in!
OTHERS: Oh! Hello! ALAN:Jonathan!
Hello!
Why are you surpri?
You're not surprised?
No, no, no, no. I'm
sorry, I am thinking.
I'm thinking who Who else?
Who had a Shield? David had
a Shield, Lucy had a Shield?
I had a Shield.Lovely to see you,
by the way.
Lovely to be here! I'm so happy.
It was that, it was that moment
of going You're trying to
work out who's not there, sorry.
Yeah.
You realise there's only one
more person who's coming in?
NICK:Stephen and Joe Wilkinson
are left.
I hope they both walk back,
to be honest.
I know you're close with Stephen
but, if I had to choose,
I'm picking Joe to come back.
Yeah, I just love him.
Oh, they wouldn't k*ll Stephen!
Would they k*ll Stephen?
NICK:If Stephen comes back,
I think it weirdly makes him
look quite guilty.
Yeah, yes. Do you know what I mean?
Whereas actually if Joe comes back,
I don't know if that does
make him look guilty, oddly.
I'll be really sad
if Joe doesn't come in.
So will I, I love him.
Because I really like him.
I do too.
KNOCK AT DOOR
Come in!
C'est moi.
KATE:Stephen! I am alive.
You're alive! But who isn't?
Joe Wilkinson. ALAN:Joe!
Oh, no! KATE:Oh, no!
ALAN:Joe will unravel us three.
We need to get rid of Joe Wilkinson.
Yes, I think we have
to get rid of Joe.
He's very persuasive.
And I think it helps me a bit
because I said he changed
my mind tonight. Yeah.
But he's got to go. He's got to go.
Joe Wilkinson, I'm afraid your time
in the castle has come to an end.
HE LAUGHS
I think this is a good sign.
"Dear Joe Wilkinson,
"by order of the Traitors,
"you have been m*rder*d."
Ah!
Ah, man! I sort of expected it
because I was quite, um
I was quite lippy last night.
But I have a message
for the Traitors -
what's the Turret like?
A sweet man!
Can't believe it.
That's really annoying.
Gutted.
A little bit sadder today.
My favourite Hundy.
He was brilliant.
And he spoke up brilliantly
at the Round Table last night
and the Traitors have jumped on that
because that implicates David now.
Well played, Traitors.
Ah! Ah!
Oh!
DAVID:Stephen's a Traitor and
that acting there demonstrates it.
Oh, OK. He's not.
It's the way It's the way of,
of absolutely framing me.
But I'm gutted that Joe's not here.
KATE: I'm gutted that he's not here.
And the people that did it -
nice one.
STEPHEN:True. Absolutely right.
Should be ashamed for yourself.
Is that what you're saying?
Not ashamed because,
remember, it's a game.
It is.Yeah. Doesn't mean
I can't be grumpy about the fact
that you've ruined the game.
CELIA: Look out. Look out, look out!
Oh, she's going to not be happy.
Oh, God, she's not happy with us.
Look at her. She's not mucking
about. Good morning, everyone.
ALL:Morning! How are you?
Good, thank you. I'll tell
you who isn't all right.
Ah! STEPHEN:Joe!
Joe Wilkinson has been m*rder*d.
Almost half of you have gone.
I'm going to do something
different today.
I always come in
and talk to the Faithful,
so now I speak only to the Traitors.
Aren't you having a brilliant game?
Congratulations.
It's nearly time for a mission.
Who here likes board games?
OTHERS: Ooh! DAVID:Board games.
Ooh! KATE:I love a board game.
What meanings of the word
"board" could she?
We could be cast as
bishops, knights.
We could be active
chess pieces. KATE:Oh!
Couldn't we? Bags I be a knight.
Oh! I already am. Ah!
Stop it! Instead of an old queen?
Hey, hey, hey!
Well! What madness.
Well, well, well.
What madness,
but we must enjoy it. Utter madness.
I just can't believe it.
It's every time. Mm.
So you must be feeling interesting
because you're an unsettled case?
Oh, not proven either way!
It is extraordinary, this house
of mirrors we find ourselves in.
I know! And I don't know
which one of you it is.
No, because it could be somebody
here. It must be one of you.
The odds are Are you a bit
suspicious of me, David?
I am, yeah, yeah.
Oh, David! Yeah.
Why's that? I think you
and Stephen's interactions
are interesting.
Oh, because I was about to say
Well, say why. I'm suspicious of
Kate for the first time. Say why.
For the first time. But you
were suspicious yesterday of me.
I want to hear David's theory
I'm bound to.
..because the way I think
I'll tell you why - it's exactly
that interaction. Oh!
Because I said I was suspicious of
you, and Stephen rushed in to say,
"I'm suspicious of you as well."
I Because absolutely you
guys are working as a team.
Oh, my God! Quite effectively.
As if we possibly could.
Do you know, we'rewe're
We are, we work as a team of
Faithfuls, but the idea that
I'm a team with Stephen Fry
You may just m*rder me now.
Calm. I mean!
David thought Stephen
and I were both Traitors.
I do ask questions but,
in my job, it's not up to me
to have an opinion, so I find that
k*ller instinct ever so hard.
JONATHAN HUMS A TUNE
It's It's genuinely like
blowing my mind. I know.
Your natural instinct is
there's nothing else to do
but get into the
I wonder whether we should try
and listen to instincts more.
WHISPERS:It's got to be Stephen.
Hasn't it? I'm thinking it might be
David again because the
..the bluff He's putting up
some good But, look
Yeah, but the bluff, double-bluff
thing is, like, sure -
sure, the Traitors might do that
to blame him, right? Yeah.
But, also, he is smart enough to do
that to blame himself, isn't he?
But they're not There's certain
people that aren't allowing us
Faithfuls to team up together,
and they are David and Celia.
Just have a think about that.
QUIETLY:I think it's David.
Yeah. I think it is. OK.
The huddled masses.
No, it's whispering in the
corridors. It's very Shakespearean.
There's lots of whispered
conversations going on in
that corridor. Yeah.
Lots of people are whispering.
People aren't being open, are they?
They're going
and trying other tacks.
I think they're likeYeah, people
are going "Come here, come here."
Yeah, yeah.There's a smaller group
of us now as well.
Yeah, ten of us!
Shall I join? Can I join?
Yes, yes, do join.
I'm trying to work out my maths.
So there's ten of us,
so if you think there are
three Traitors
..but you know you're a Faithful,
so you know there just
must be only six other Faithful.
One in three of the others
are a Traitor. Yeah.
That's amazing. Yeah.
I'm pretty sure Cat is a Traitor
and then I have a question
mark over Jonathan.
I'm now just going to ally myself
with some people who I thought,
"I think you probably
are a Traitor," to survive
and then dob you in
at the end, basically,
as, "Ah, I've always known you
were a Traitor. Out you go."
PEACOCK SCREECHES
CELIA: Do you know,
I mustn't eat these sweets.
Well, let's have some sweets
together, Celia. Come on, let's have
some sweets. Do you think,
shall we?Go on.
Do you like the poached eggs?
I love the poached eggs.
They're not my favourite.
I love the hearts.
Who are you suspicious of?
Well, I voted for Jonathan
last night, and I adore him.
We're getting to that
point where we start -
we have to start
looking at everybody.
I look and look and look, Cat,
and I can't see anything.
CAT LAUGHS
Seriously.
I know, I'm finding it really hard.
So, whoever it is,
they're cool as cucumbers!
Are you a Traitor?
I'm not a Traitor.
No, I don't think you are.
I'm not.
Ugh!
I love Celia with my whole heart.
I think she's a queen
and she's an icon,
so it was quite hard to lie to her,
but now the group's getting smaller,
I think it's going to get
a little bit more intense,
so I think I really have to make
sure I've got my answers solid.
It's time for another mission
and, with the prize pot
sitting at £38,500,
this is a chance for the players
to work together
to top it up even more.
JOE:Look at the size of that thing
next to Claudia.
CAT:Oh, God!
Hello! KATE:Oh, my goodness!
It was amazing
seeing that giant Traitor.
It was like taunting us because
we're struggling to find one.
Players, welcome to today's mission.
This is the Traitors' chess board.
You might recognise it.
In today's mission,
everyone will need to move
and think like a Traitor.
Let me explain.
Last night, the Traitors were
asked a series of questions,
all relating to you.
Your job is to match your answer
to the one you think
the Traitors gave.
This giant chess piece will
land on the correct name.
I want to say this to you -
the Traitors know the answers.
Of course they do.
So keep your eyes peeled.
If you all take part, I will add
a lovely £5,000 to the prize pot.
In a moment, I'm going to ask you
to split into two teams.
You really, really want to be
on the winning team because
only the players in the losing team
will be up for m*rder tonight.
Oh! My God. CAT:My God!
So the whole other team are safe.
STEPHEN:Oh, God!
So the pressure is on.
KATE:Oh, God!
Please, get into your teams.
KATE:Right, how do we choose,
then? LUCY:Shall we just
split it down the middle?
JOE: No.Right, no? OK.
Who's got? Has anyone got a
good idea of how to choose teams?
Let's just split it.
I thought it would be a good idea
if me, Cat and Jonathan
would stay in the same team
and then we'd know
all the answers so we'd get all the
answers right, and then the other
team would be Shieldless and we
could just pick off who we wanted.
Is everyone happy with their teams?
No. Yes.
Joe?
Yeah, no,
I'm not happy with my team.
Joe's being Joe.
Joe is just being Joe.
No, I'd just rather go with the team
that there's a definite Traitor on.
I felt there were more Traitors
in Jonathan's team than there
were in the one that I was in,
and they know the answers.
They've picked 'em.
We need to maybe think about
how do we swing this in the
Faithfuls' favour?
For fairness, we should now
randomise it one more time
cos it means that the Traitors
couldn't have then colluded
to say, "Well, why don't
we go on this team together?"
STEPHEN:Oh, for God's sake!
I don't know what's happening.
I suggested just to sort of truly
randomise it, it made sense
to me to go on the team that
I believe had most Traitors on
because I think that I would be
able to glean more from that.
So I eventually ended up on a team
with both Lucy and Jonathan, and
Stephen and Kate, and I do believe
that Lucy and Jonathan are Traitors.
Stephen maybe a little bit less so,
but I am still
suspicious of Stephen.
Are your teams now locked in?
JONATHAN:Apparently. Fantastic.
I'm going to say this again -
the losing team,
you are up for tonight's m*rder.
Enormous luck.
Are you ready for your first move?
Yes. Yes. Here it comes.OK.
The first chess piece is the mouse.
The Traitors were asked
Oh!
Who do you think the Traitors chose?
But it's me.
But it depends what
they mean by weak. Like, like
Do they mean physical strength?
Or do they mean who
is the weakest, ie
the most easy for them
to manipulate? Exactly.
But that also could be me.
Kate. You'd say Kate.
I have to act like I'm trying to
work out what the answers would be.
I do quite a good job at pretending
I have no idea what's going on.
Have both teams
locked in your answers?
Yes! Yes. Wonderful.
Team leaders,
please move the headstones onto
the name of the person you
believe the Traitors said.
Oh! Is that me? How interesting.
Oh, no!
I'm feeling really
good about myself right now!
Oh, Kate.
LAUGHTER
Why did you choose Kate?
She doesn't come up with many names,
so we think that's quite weak
cos we need to get the Traitors.
Thank you. Jonathan's team?
She's physically weak,
intellectually weak,
just generally weak in every
single way and that's
And the real problem, Claudia,
is I agreed! I agreed!
Kate, please come and stand with me.
Good luck.
The rest of you,
please go and stand on your squares.
Kate was such a good sport because
I really feel like she's been got
at probably more than anybody else,
but she is quite a weak Faithful.
Traitors' chess piece,
please reveal the answer.
THEY SCREAM
It's moving!
It's quite alarming
when the Traitor chess piece
came slithering towards me.
Oh, just having a look at Celia.
I was keeping
most of my eyes on Jonathan
because, if you know the answers,
you know where it's going to go.
Hurry, come on.
Yes. It's unanimous!
I think we should put it on Kate.
Let's go with Kate,
then, shall we? Kate?
Kate.
So my weakness has become
a strength! You see?
Yes. Oh, bless!
That's the spirit, Kate! Yes.
At last! I can be of use.
Everybody thought
I was the weakest player!
Well done, team.
Tad little bad for the ego
but, actually, does it matter?
Because we got it right.
So well done.
That's one point each team.Yes.
Are you ready for
your second question?
Yes. Yes, we are. Here we go.
Oh, no! "Who's the most two-faced?"
Whoever gets this one's
going to be the most upset.
Yeah, yeah. So, players,
the Traitors were asked
Wow! Celia is the one who,
who everyone's like
..no-one really knows
where they stand.
I'm quite two-faced.
You want to admit to it?
THEY LAUGH
There was me thinking
there'd be tears, fist fights,
"How dare you insult me?"
Celia just stepped forward and went,
"I'm the most two-faced."
Jonathan's team.
Lovely Celia. Why?
Celia is very,
very nice to you all the time
and then just drops your name.
We thought, "Yes, actually,
you are two-faced."
Yeah. Thank you very much.
Alan's team.
She nominated herself.
Because, you know,
I say people are nice
and I don't necessarily believe it.
LAUGHTER
You magnificent creature.
Traitors' chess piece,
please reveal the answer.
Ooh! Oh, no!
Oh, no, not me.
Obviously, cos we knew the answers,
I knew my name wasn't coming up,
but that Traitor chess piece is so
ominous and sinister that you can't
really help not reacting, you know?
Ooh!
ALL: Yes!
Yes! You see, Celia?
It's a very good thing to be
able to admit your faults.
So, teams, you are both tied with
two correct answers each,
and it's the first to
three to win the game.
I'm going to remind you, the losing
team, you are up for m*rder.
Mm-hm.
You will have to nominate one person
to answer this question.
Please decide who is going to
speak for your team.
You do it cos youyou go for it.
Yeah.
Joe, we believe in you.
I think Nick. OK, sure.
Smartest choice.
I'm happy to, happy Yeah.
Players, have you chosen?
Yes, yes, we have. Yes.
OK, please stand next
to your tombstones.
Think about it.
Off you go.Good luck, mate.
Good luck, Joe.
Nick, Joe, whichever player
gets their headstone on the correct
answer first, your team is
shielded from tonight's m*rder.
Understood?Yeah.
Here is the final chess piece.
Wolf.
You've got more Traitors
in your team, remember that.
Yeah. That's what I mean.
In my mind, there are more
Faithful on the other team,
so it makes sense to me that
it's better to protect that team
with the Shields
than it was our team.
Remember, you cannot confer
with your team mates.
You are deciding alone.
The Traitors were asked
Go.
Ah
Oh!
Nick, you've chosen Jonathan.
Why?
I don't personally believe
that he's a Traitor,
but I think that the Traitors
would have suggested Jonathan.
OK, thank you.
Joe, you picked Stephen, why?
Cos I think he's
the leader of the pack.
JONATHAN LAUGHS
Beautifully said.
Joe, Nick, please rejoin your teams.
I think it's a good choice.
Let's find out what
the Traitors answered.
I think it's going to be Stephen.
Please don't let it be him.
I'm so not the leader of the pack.
Oh!
Well done, Joe!
Sorry, guys.
Sorry. Yes!
Well done.
It's hard to know what they think.
They're very unfocused.
I think Stephen. Stephen.
OK, Stephen. Yeah. OK.
Stephen's leader of the pack.
So that means,
Alan, Cat, Celia, David and Joe,
you are protected
from tonight's m*rder.
Well done.
Nick, Lucy, Kate, Stephen, Jonathan,
less good news for you.
I am a bit annoyed.
I don't want to throw
Nick under the bus,
but I would have picked Stephen
and we would potentially have
won and I would be safe tonight.
Please remember,
because of your brilliance today,
you have added £5,000 to
the prize fund.Great.
So well done.
I'll see you at the Round Table.
Off you go.Thanks, Claudia.
Well done. Well done.
Well done, Joe.
I'm relieved that I've
got us the Shields,
but it's really important that the
Traitors don't find out that me
and Nick have sabotaged
the end of this mission.
Got to keep this one secret.
NICK:Oh, what's this?
Yeah, it's lovely.
Crispy chilli beef, yeah.
Nick. Billiards.
Got it.
Nick is the Faithful that
everyone can trust.
Me and him, I think, need to
work together a little bit because,
if we're going on the intelligence
scale, Nick's here and I'm
..here.
We have to be so quick.
Um, so
Likewise.
You know when Claudia said,
"Are we happy with the teams?"
And I said, "No"? Yeah.
That was the first time
I had changed my suspicion
To who? To Stephen. Oh, right.
But only on the basis
Cos he made a fuss a lot,
"I don't know what we're doing."
..of he was, like,
"Oh, we need to
get on with this, brr!"
Always suspected Lucy
and I've said before,
but I've not said it openly,
but the only thing is
OK.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, great.
The game plan now is to try
and convince Lucy and Cat that Joe
and I still believe
that they are Faithful,
which I think they're buying,
enough such that they
..are convinced that we will
never get rid of them,
thinking that they are Traitors.
LUCY:So who are you
going to go for tonight?
You must have a clue, Kate,
who you want to go for,
cos I've got on my list -
Stephen Jonathan. Jonathan.
They're like Well,
I feel like it might
I don't know whether I do feel it's
more Jonathan or S- If we're
taking those two big dog theories
But what do YOU think?
From the mission, I feel like
I just felt like Stephen
was really genuine.
The wanting to win.
But, obviously, whoever the Traitors
are, they're brilliant,
and who was brilliant
round the table?
Stephen.
So, in the mission,
Stephen and Jonathan,
they were trying not to
look like they knew the answers.
It felt a bit of a performance.
That seemed suspicious to me,
so I'm really, really
looking at Stephen and Jonathan.
I can't believe
they're both Traitors,
but I'm so sure one is,
but which one?
Oh, lord, honestly.
Aye-aye-aye.
We're all a bit weary now,
I'm afraid.
Yeah, and, and, if you're
a Faithful, and I'm not saying
this in order for you to
believe me to be Faithful,
but, if you are a Faithful,
you know you're going.
I mean, I know I'm going, especially
if they really believe
I'm leader of the pack.
So, if I'm not banished,
I'll be m*rder*d.
I mean, I would consider you leader
of the pack more than Jonathan,
but, you know Yes, I did as well.
Joe pushed the thing to that.
I mean, is that just Joe being
Decisive and clear. Oh, yeah
..seeing what we all see,
or is he going, "Ha"?
Why did they call me
the leader of the pack?
I really don't feel that I am.
I mean, I'm a loudmouth, I grant
you that, but there are a few other
loudmouths in the group but they're
not considered natural leaders.
So it's a bit like
the big dog theory.
I am one of the whimpering hounds,
it seems, and I know it isn't me.
That's my one advantage.
It's either Jonathan
or Alan, I would say.
♪ My heart has teeth
♪ I sharpen them in my sleep ♪
It's time for the Round Table.
The Faithful have never been
closer to the truth,
but there's one thing
thinking you know who a Traitor is,
it's quite another thing
writing their name down.
♪ My heart has teeth ♪
I think tonight the two people
who seem to be most
readily in the frame
is David and Stephen, so it would
be sort of ironic that, on a night
when I don't think there is any
solid evidence, that I get banished.
As always, I am hoping that
luck will be on my side.
♪ Try to hurt me
I won't let them ♪
We're so bad at this game and the
reason the Traitors are winning
is because they're able to create
this kind of herd mentality.
This Round Table is
so important to the Hundies.
I want to go for Jonathan.
He's the wolf of the Traitors.
Time's up for Mr Ross.
♪ Turn my love into a weapon
♪ I turn my love into a weapon. ♪
Players,
welcome back to the Round Table.
Today, you added £5,000
to the prize fund.
That means your current
total is £43,500.
I would like you to have
a look around this table
and ask yourselves this.
Who is lying to you?
Who is smiling and
laughing to your face,
and stabbing you in the back?
What I'm asking is,
who is a Traitor?
Players, the floor is yours.
I'd quite like to hear from David.
Because, last night, I initially
thought it was Stephen.
Your speech last night at the end
was one of the things that tipped
me over and I didn't have it, and
then many of us were looking at you.
Would you dare to throw
out a few names, David?
I'm interested in the way that
Kate and Stephen interact.
I do see quite a lot of moments
when someone is mentioned
and another person is brought up,
particularly by you, Kate.
You think I deflect,
but I would argue that I
think you make statements.
I try to ask you questions on it,
and you say that's classic Traitor
behaviour, but it's actually
I've never used that phrase.
You said in the library today,
you said You said, "But that's
"exactly the sort of thing a
Traitor would do," which isn't
Which is a phrase we've
all said so many times.
I think we've mostly realised
now that words like strategy
and tactics are useless for this.
The Traitors are good enough
not to be spotted
unless they make a mistake.
This is not really proved,
but it's an interesting area
that we've never discussed.
Traitors don't get as
much sleep as we do.
Cat.
You were sleeping
in the window seat.
You're not getting enough sleep.
It's an indication we haven't even
thought of, but it's obviously true.
Just to explain Yes, you
need to defend yourself, yeah.
..myself there, I do have autism
and ADHD so, when I'm
around people a lot, it takes a lot
more effort to really, like, speak.
Sometimes, I just need time away.
That's really good to hear
and I'm s- You know,
I wasn't accusing you. No, no,
yeah. Just to explain
I was merely pointing out that it's
something we might look at. Yeah.
It's clear, every night,
the Traitors have to peel off
and get much less sleep than us.
It's an obvious point.
This is no answer to anything,
but I just find it so weird,
the atmosphere in the castle today.
We've all admitted
we're like headless chickens,
we're so different. Yeah, I agree.
Cos you've sort of
given up hope, really.
You said to me in the library,
you
It was the shock of the difference
between the unbelievable
relief this morning, when I realised
I was going into breakfast
and I hadn't been m*rder*d, and
then, as soon as I closed the door
behind me, realising that every face
looking at me was thinking,
"You, you're a Traitor,"
and I thought,
"Oh, I'm going to be banished."
I can see why this game
makes people look guilty.
I just warn you all again,
I'm absolutely sure
Stephen is a Faithful.
But But why, Celia?
I don't really know.
It's something that I'm so sure of
and I don't want us
to make a mistake.
Is it because you know him
and you've worked with him?
Is that what you mean?
It probably has a help, yes.
Even though I might be doing
myself a disservice here,
I had thought Stephen might be,
but I, as you know from last night,
didn't have any real evidence.
I had what I thought were
a couple of good theories
but, in your defence, I thought
you weren't and I'm thinking now,
why did I change my mind?
It was my instinct.
Last night, I was fairly convinced,
as convinced as I've been about
anything, that Mark was a Faithful.
There's no logical reason
No. ..for me believing that,
but I believed that.
But some of the facts that
were raised against him
were fairly plausible.
Or you knew he was a Faithful
because you know everyone's
status of the game.
You said you were convinced that
Mark wasn't a Traitor. Yes.
Who are you convinced around this
table that aren't Traitors?
I think Nick is not a Traitor.
I think Cat is not a Traitor.
OK, they're the only two
I'm absolutely,
well, I'm feeling convinced in my
gut level at, and I think you
probably aren't a Traitor,
but you are very difficult
to read, and the
only thing that made me think today,
and I think I said this earlier,
was when you went straight for
Stephen's name at the crucial
point when whichever team gets
that, everyone gets a Shield, and of
course a Traitor doesn't need a
Shield, but a Traitor wants a Shield
because it removes any suspicion
when they walk in tomorrow morning.
But I don't think
that's why you did it.
I wanted our team to have
the protection of Shields
because my gut instinct
tells me that there
were more Traitors in your team
than there was in my team.
Cat, what have you got?
CAT TRILLS LIPS
My gut feels like it's, again,
that sort of toss-up with, with
..with Stephen or Jonathan. OK.
It's the big dog theory
of dominant voices tend to be
overlooked because they're
so out in the open.
The only thing
I know is I'm Faithful.
I can't get my head to stop
thinking about you, Jonathan.
Partly because of the
big dog theory. Yeah.
But also because of
the Ruth incident.
Just sits a bit weird
with me that it was
someone as intelligent
as you Yes.
..would use that as a double bluff.
Well, I didn't,
cos I didn't k*ll her.
Right, "Let's get rid of Ruth,"
cos it makes it obvious that, oh,
everyone looks at Jonathan
No, no, no, because I said
..and then Jonathan has
the ability to go Joe
.."It's a double bluff."
I said afterwards
that isn't pointing at me.
I didn't think that Ruth said
anything which made anyone
seriously think
I was a Traitor there.
But the only thing is I mean,
this is me being picky
Be picky if you've got s-
..is just Joe's demeanour sometimes.
I don't know whether you're
it's serious,
I don't know whether you're joking.
It's like talking to a boulder,
you know, and I can't break you.
No, I don't know, and then you,
you put the, you know
You've got to choose someone.
You put the gravestone
on Stephen's square.
I mean, I am really picky.
I feel, after my c*ck-up with Mark,
just feels Yeah.
And also the Traitors
m*rder people who
stick their head above
the parapet. That's
But they didn't m*rder
you overnight, did they?
They also won't m*rder
you tonight. What?
You've got a Shield.
Oh, yeah, got a Shield!
Yeah, you've got a Shield!
I give up. I give up.
But, I mean, you know, when you
write your name down, you've got to
say something and I probably
will write your name and do it.
Why are you acting c*ck
round the table?
You're not like this as much.
It's like you do ramp it up, Joe.
Yeah, cos we've got to find
some people, haven't we? Ah
Right, yeah. Well, you
don't need to ramp it up,
you need to find a Traitor.
Let's not make an awkward atmosphere
even more awkward.
I'm tr- Don't you worry,
I'm trying to find a Traitor.
So you think it's me?
You're looking at me like that.
I'm trying to find a Traitor.
Well, we're all trying
to find a Traitor, Joe.
We're not all trying to find
a Traitor, though, are we?
All the Faithfuls
are trying to find a Traitor.
In my gut, I don't think you are,
but your behaviour does seem
different round the Round Table.
I'm voting Joe tonight.
I thought it was suspicious
that he put the grave
immediately on Stephen.
Interesting you've brought
my name to the table after Lucy's
brought it to the table.
No, no, I've mentioned you.
I did mention you a lot.
But you didn't bring it to the table
earlier than just now.
I did mention you a lot.
I asked you, why did you put that
Interesting between
your relationship.
It's not Joe.
Because I deliberately
sabotaged that final round.
Why did you do that?
Because I thought there were
more Traitors in our team.
One Faithful can't win this game.
It has to be
a group of Faithful, OK?
I think it's clear that I'm
a Faithful, and there are
going to have to be sacrifices
within the Faithful
occasionally, as we
kind of slowly whittle down,
and I believe that there
is a toss-up between Kate
and Stephen as Traitors in our team,
and maybe one in the other team.
I thought it's much better to
protect the other team with
the Shields because it
would save more Faithful.
Nick, that makes me
feel that you're guilty,
because I thought
it was really weird.
You seemed to go Stephen
and then change. Nick's not guilty.
He's a Faithful.
We know nothing for sure,
but we've proven that we can't go
on anything based on instinct, the
patterns, discussion or anything.
Precisely. That's my point.
The game is loaded
against the Faithfuls.
The Traitors know everything,
we know nothing.
We just have no idea
who a Traitor is.
This talk of deflections
and strategies is simple
arrant nonsense!
Players, it is time to vote.
Who do you believe is a Traitor?
Please write down that
name on your slate.
Oh, I give up.
Are the votes locked in?
Yes. Yes. Thank you.
Alan, we'll start with you.
Who do you believe is
a Traitor and why?
I'm going to go for Joe.
The more and more
I spend time with him,
the more and more I think
he's a Traitor.
Yes.
Kate.
I have voted for Nick.
Think I'm quite evidence-based,
and the only evidence of lies
I've heard today is of your betrayal
and throwing me, Faithful,
and other people that you believe
to be Faithful, to the wolves.
Joe.
I'm sticking with the big dog
..Jonathan.
I don't like you any more.
Understandable.
Lucy.
Um, Jonathan.
It's simply because I think
you've got the intelligence
and the talent for it.
I'm sorry if I'm wrong.
So a vote count.
Two for Jonathan,
one for Nick,
one for Joe.
Cat, who do you believe
is a Traitor and why?
I've gone for you, Stephen.
Of course you have. I know that.
I've just gone with my gut.
I hope I'm right.
Sadly not.
Stephen.
I don't really believe anybody is,
and yet they must be.
I've just stayed with David
cos I've got nothing better
to offer, I'm afraid.
Celia.
I've gone with Joe because I don't
know what's going on in his head,
but thank you for being
such a gentleman.
Jonathan.
I'm sorry, this is going
to really upset things,
but I changed my vote from Joe after
Nick told me that you'd steered
him towards Stephen, which was one
of the core parts of my evidence.
So, I'm afraid, mainly due to
us suspecting you yesterday,
I've gone for Stephen.
Oh, really?
So a vote count.
Two for Stephen,
two for Jonathan,
two for Joe.
One for Nick
and one for David.
David, who do you believe
is a Traitor and why?
I'm going to vote as
I have in past rounds
and vote for the cleverest
person round the table.
Stephen.
And for the final vote, Nick.
I voted for the absolute genius
and the most wonderful person
in the world, Stephen Fry.
Stephen, you have received
the most votes.
Please come up here and join me.
Of course, my dear.
I don't think it is him.
I don't think it's him at all.
Sir Stephen Fry,
you have received the most votes
and you are banished
from the castle.
Before you leave us,
please reveal, are you a Faithful,
or are you a Traitor?
Oh, I've had the best fun for years.
Honestly, what an extraordinary
bunch of people, all of you,
and the banished and dead ones
who aren't here for me to thank
for giving such an extraordinary,
wonderful few days.
To be part of such a group
is a privilege and an honour
and a deep delight and pleasure.
So thank you all
and no hard feelings, I promise.
I am, of course,
as I have told you all along
..a Faithful.
THEY GROAN
Goodbye.
Players,
you have lost a Faithful.
Oh, my God!
FaithfulWe can't win now.
..there's still time.
Gather yourselves, focus,
and you can get the Traitors.
Now, the bad news.
It's not going to get any better
because Jonathan, Nick,
Kate or Lucy,
one of you will be m*rder*d.
I will see those
that aren't tomorrow.
Goodnight.
Ah, it's quite upsetting, really.
It's a disaster.
I did try to warn
everybody about Stephen.
This game is so clever but so cruel.
What are we going to do?
What are we going to do?
We're going to lose,
that's what we're going to do!
Cat, I love you to bits, mate, I do,
and I believe you're a Faithful
..but I need more.
Yeah. No, I hear you, I hear you.
You need more? In what way?
To help. Yeah.
It's all well and good believing
someone's a Faithful.
We also need to find We need
to come together, yeah, yeah.
..Traitors. Yeah, yeah.
FRUSTRATED GROWL
Tonight was really,
really frustrating.
Gutted to see Stephen go.
We do have to give some
credit to the Traitors.
They're doing a really good job.
So that means tomorrow
I need to work on some things.
My conviction to my Faithfuls
so that we can get aligned
and they believe
in my Jonathan theory.
My gut was like, "Could it be
Stephen, Stephen, Stephen, Stephen?"
Do you think it's Jonathan?
Has to be.
What is going on?
There's nine of us left
and three of us are Traitors.
I actually don't understand
how they haven't worked out
it's Jonathan or Alan.
There's a few suspicions
on Jonathan,
but people are still on
the fence and I'm like,
"I'm actually trying
to help you now.
"Come on!"
TAWNY OWL CALLS
Oh, he's in there, your
Ahh!
I'm going to come and join you.
I have so many questions.
Go for it.
I thought we were playing
to win Shields.
I voted for Nick.
Tonight, he revealed that he'd
thrown me and other Faithfuls
in his group on the mission
today to the wolves,
and that's the first
tangible evidence
of direct-faced lying
that I've seen in this game.
It's very confusing.
The people who were on the other
team - the only one of those five
to ever have any kind of heat
on them has been David,
which would suggest statistically
there were more Traitors
in our five.
But there has been heat on yourself,
there's been heat on Jonathan,
and there's been heat on Stephen.
It makes sense for that other
team to be protected Yes.
..and so that's why I
sabotaged it at the end.
The thing is,
how are you going to feel
when tomorrow I'm m*rder*d
and you sacrificed me?
Oh, dreadful and, frankly,
I deserve to go over you.
It does make sense for me
to be m*rder*d next.
Why?
Well, because I've just been
very open and stuff.
Yeah, but it wouldn't suit
the Traitors to m*rder you
because you showed to them you're
prepared to sacrifice Faithfuls,
so you're working for them!
KATE LAUGHS
I did drop a bit of a b*mb,
but I do think it was fair.
It did feel a little bit devious,
kind of sabotaging
the end of the game,
but I think it was
the right thing to do.
All I can be sure of now is that
I am certain that it's
Jonathan, Cat and Lucy.
♪ Oh, Father, tell me
♪ Do we get what we deserve? ♪
But Alan forgot he had a Shield
at the Round Table.
That was a bit weird. Yeah,
because it's not important to him.
You don't forget
you've got a Shield.
It dawned on me
he forgot he had a Shield
and I went, "I wouldn't be
forgetting that."
That's so true.
Would you really forget you've got
a Shield? I was, like, kissing it.
And he's really
You said he was confident.
Because you would forget,
if you get a Shield and you think,
"Well, it's not important anyway."
That's a really big behaviour thing.
That's true, he did.
♪ And way down we go ♪
Ah! We are just appalling. Hopeless.
My last theory lies in flames.
♪ Way down we go ♪
I have a very long apology
to draft to Stephen Fry.
Ugh! My head's spinning.
Think it's either David,
or Jonathan, don't you?
I don't think Lucy is, you know.
No, I don't
and I don't think you are.
No, thank you. I'm sure you're not.
I'm not! No.
I would die if you are.
Listen, please, you're safe with me.
I just get the giggles.
If I'm gone tomorrow, I hope you
feel really bad about what you did.
It was a statistics move.
Yeah, yep, whatever, Nick,
but I love you if it's me.
Love you. Thanks, Lucy.
Oh! Hopefully see you tomorrow.
♪ Oh, they will run you down
Down till you go ♪
A knight has fallen,
and Sir Stephen Fry has gone.
The Traitors will be delighted
that the Faithful have lost such
a powerful player,
but what none of the players know
is tonight is going to work out
a little differently.
♪ Way down we go ♪
Ooh
Ohhh!
"Lucy"
Ahhh
"Kate, as you were on the losing
team in today's mission,
"you're at risk of being m*rder*d."
"Tonight, the shortlisted players
must return to the chessboard"
"..where one of you will be m*rder*d
by the Traitors face-to-face."
♪ From the ashes
♪ Long before the madness ♪
"You must walk down
to the chessboard
"and stand on the board alone."
♪ And now it's do or die ♪
"The Traitors chess piece
will then move towards you.
"When it stops,
you must turn around."
"If you see Claudia, you are safe.
"However, if you turn around
and see the Traitors,
"you have been m*rder*d."
♪ Oh, oh, oh
I'm ready for it ♪
I want to see the Traitors
face-to-face.
If I'm getting m*rder*d,
this is the best way to go.
I'm really scared.
I think I'm going. I'm brown bread.
And I think that's the hardest thing
to learn from this game.
You don't get to decide anything.
This, for me,
is a life or death moment.
I am really nervous
about being m*rder*d tonight,
but I feel like I've got a strong
inkling as to who the Traitors are.
I'm really worried it's going to be
me that's being m*rder*d.
In fact, I'm pretty convinced it's
going to be me that's m*rder*d.
I'm just terrified!
♪ Oh, it's do or die ♪
NICK GASPS
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01x06 - Episode 6
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Following the premise of the parent series, the show features a group of contestants participating in a social deduction game similar to Mafia or Werewolf, set in and around Ardross Castle in Scotland.
Following the premise of the parent series, the show features a group of contestants participating in a social deduction game similar to Mafia or Werewolf, set in and around Ardross Castle in Scotland.