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Parched 3: Beached (2023)

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Parched 3: Beached (2023)

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[silence]

[wind blowing]

[whimsical music playing]

[can opening]

[intense music playing]

[silence]

[instrumental music playing]

I've heard just about every

stupid thing you've ever done

[instrumental music playing]

And I've heard countless

tales of every crazy woman you

made c*m

[instrumental music playing]

Why are you with your

next door neighbor?

She seems so nice at first

And then she tried to k*ll you

Things couldn't get much worse

I know all about those gypsy sisters

and that old no money curse

And you talk your way out of everything,

I want a quick Bob Dylan verse

Your drinking buddy becomes your lover

Do you set those thoughts aside

as you push and pull each other home

When your drinking

buddy, becomes your lover

What do you become to them?

What do you become to them?

[instrumental music playing]

You've seen just about

every drunken stupor I've been in

[instrumental music playing]

And you heard

countless tales of hook-ups,

break-ups, make-ups, and boyfriends.

[instrumental music playing]

Well pull up a couple bar

stool just a high top in the dark

We'll talk smokes and baseball

and vintage Gretsch guitars

Then I kissed your best

friend at the corner of the bar

And I cried for you when we

broke and you said I was a star

When your drinking

buddy becomes your lover

You set those thoughts aside

as you push and pull each other

Oh, when your drinking

buddy becomes your lover

[instrumental music playing]

What do you become to them?

What do you become to them?

[strong wind]

[buzzing sound]

I'm making this, I guess,

video documentation of what I've

been witnessing these last

couple of weeks. There's something

either poisonous or toxic or

just bad in the water at Pleasant

Peak Beach and it's making

people behave bizarrely. I've

contacted the police about it

a couple of times but they've

just dismissed me and I've

even gone as far as contacting

the local EPA Chapter but

nobody's gotten back to me.

I get the feeling that they're

dealing with larger issues.

But still, something's not right here.

[sighs]

I just...

It seems like no one wants

to hear anything bad now that

the world sort of gone

back to normal after COVID.

But anyways, I'm going to

get some real tangible evidence

and I'm going to get to

the g*dd*mn bottom of this.

[footsteps]

Hey, are you done in there?

Can I come watch Naked and Afraid?

God damn it, Alejandro! Yes, it's fine.

[Tapping]

Awesome.

[wave crashing]

All right, this is the beach I work at.

I'm a lifeguard. So, all

looks nice and peaceful here

in the daylight, anyways.

But over here, here is the main area

where I've seen some alarming things.

[wind blowing]

You can see that there is

a very thin like layer of oil

or some kind of, I don't know.

But when the sunlight

hits it, it's definitely there.

See?

[wind blowing]

Okay. So I think the

only logical thing here is

that there's a boat

dock just right up there.

And I feel like there's like a bow

rider or something that's leaking gas

or emissions from diesel or something.

I don't know. It just

collects here in the water

and gets propelled by the jetty.

And then it just stays there stagnant

[wind blowing]

Or there could be something

from below the water,

coming up from under the sand.

Maybe a busted pipe running under there.

I'm going to look into that theory.

I think the library may have

blueprints of the territory here.

Okay, let's go to the

boat area and check it out.

[background sound]

[background sound]

[thumping sound]

[background sound]

[Kid yelling in the background]

[wind blowing]

So, okay. No big

surprise, but the water here

is like rancid.

If you see how the current

moves it along like that way.

Then my theory about a pooling by the nook

down by the beach could be right.

Or I mean, it could be a boat in the area

that comes by and drops toxics

sludge farther out at the sea

and maybe the current brings it to shore.

[wind blowing]

Okay. I just wanted you all to

see this possible explanation

for what you will definitely see later.

I've witnessed these last few

nights, something happening.

And I'm about to get it on effing film.

[waves crashing]

So there's these kids that

come here late at night and drink.

Right in that nook over there.

Probably because it's obscured and private.

Everybody knows about it.

It's no big deal, so no one reports it.

[waves crashing]

But one night, I stayed late.

And they went in the

water and started swimming,

and then they started acting odd.

Let's hope we can catch

them in there tonight.

So I'm going to use my

main camera to record,

but I'm also going to

use this old cell phone

and I'm going to come

back for it in the morning.

Hopefully, we can catch

some additional footage.

[rustling sound]

Yo, look at that sh*t.

Dude, this sh*t is hard. I don't

know what you got us, man?

I got the good sh*t, man.

He's not lying.

I think that's Hercules.

[wind blowing]

Look at those [inaudible]

[wind blowing]

You got to f*ck this madman.

She told me that was

Hercules. Let's hit the water.

[background conversation]

[wind blowing]

[footsteps running]

[wind blowing]

[background conversation]

[wind blowing]

Hey, who's there? Who's watching us, huh?

Get their a*s, Bryan.

It's a pervert I saw.

Ah, sh*t!

[Teenagers shouting in background]

[heavy breathing]

[footsteps running]

[car door opening]

[rustling sound]

[car beeping]

[music playing]

Who's there? Who's watching us, huh?

[Tap on laptop keyboard]

And what the hell is

this supposed to prove?

That you're a pervert who

like to spy on horny teenagers?

No, you d*ck ball.

Look at his face. He does

not look normal, does he?

He looks high as f*ck. That's it.

I mean, he looks like a dude

who caught you recording him

sneaking onto the beach

at night, which is ill*gal.

You're being a hater. The kid looks ill.

[sigh]

Maybe he's got the swine flu.

[grunting sound]

That's not funny. I'm telling you.

You're telling me what? What exactly?

[sigh deeply]

I don't know, but I feel it in my core.

Something is wrong there.

Well, good luck, Nancy Drew.

[thudding sound]

[chair rustling]

Oh, duh. There's more footage.

[sigh]

Then show it to me.

Not yet.

Why?

Well, it's not ready yet.

[sigh]

Nevermind.

You're such a weirdo. [Foreign language].

[car enginge running]

[exhales loudly]

Well, let's hope I don't get mauled.

[footsteps]

[wind blowing]

[click]

[wind blowing]

[exhales loudly]

sh*t!

[water flowing]

[footsteps]

[wind blowing]

[footsteps]

[wind blowing]

sh*t!

[wind blowing]

[groaning sound]

[wind blowing]

sh*t!

[footsteps running]

[rustling sound]

I got it.

I f*cking got it.

I'm going to back it up.

Just in case it gets erased

or stolen or something.

But...

[scoff]

I got it.

And I just, I'm just going to let you see.

Are you ready?

Get his a*s, Bryan

[grunting sound]

[panting]

[groaning]

[grunts]

[wind blowing]

I think his head hit a rock.

[wind blowing]

Oh f*ck!

[wind blowing]

We got to get him out

of here. We got to go.

sh*t!

[wind blowing]

Oh, man.

[wind blowing]

We're so f*cked.

[wind blowing]

[silence]

I don't want to seem

happy or glib, but I was right.

And it just f*cking sucks

that it took a kid getting like,

I think k*lled? For me to get this proof.

I'm going to take this to the

police as soon as I back it up.

[sigh]

[rustling sound]

[footsteps]

Hey, wait!

Chief! Listen, I have a...

Apparently a lot of time on your hands.

Seriously, I know you think

I'm crazy but I have proof.

Proof of what?

Of a...

Well, some serious malfeasance.

Malfeasance? What the?

Miss, what was your name

again? Gentle, Gently? What was it?

Gentilly. And I mean,

there was an attack and a possible m*rder.

[wind blowing]

All right.

[thump]

[wind blowing]

So, where was this incident?

Who got m*rder*d? And where is this proof?

I told you. It took place at the beach.

The same location I've

been telling you about.

I have the proof here on my phone.

Excellent! Cough it up.

I'll take a look at it and

then we'll go from there.

No, I'm not just giving this to you.

I'll, I'll email it to you.

I have your email from

the card that you gave me.

[birds chirping]

[background sound]

[sigh]

All right, that's fine.

So, what were you doing at

this alleged scene of the crime?

I wasn't even there.

I mean, I set up my phone's

camera to record everything.

I knew it would happen there

because these teenagers go

there to party, and

that's where everything...

Yeah, we're aware of the malfeasance

creating teens that frequent there.

Not exactly six o'clock news.

All right. Send me the

video and I'll take a look at it.

Wait, Chief Baptiste, listen.

This is real.

You'll see. There's a blood

stain there on the beach.

I saw it when I went to go get my phone.

[wind blowing]

I'm only gonna tell you

this once. If I find out that this

is some sort of prank

you're playing with these kids.

I won't hesitate to charge

you with something really bad.

[background sounds]

- You got me?

- Loud and clear, Chief.

[wind blowing]

[wind blowing]

[water splashing]

sh*t!

[car engine passing]

Hi, Chief Baptiste? I wanted

to know your thoughts about

the video. Call me back.

You have my number.

[thud]

[deep breathing]

So, I have a shift right

now, but once I'm done here,

I'm going to the high school

and I'm going to find those kids.

[water splashing]

Hey!

[background sound]

[inaudible shouting in the background]

[water splashing sound]

Everybody off! Come on!

[background conversation]

[background conversation]

[water splashing]

Chief Baptiste, I'm not

trying to like stalk you, but I

really need to know what

you thought of that video.

Call me back.

[wind blowing]

[background sound]

Okay, here we go.

[car door opening]

[wind blowing]

Hey! Hey, can I talk to

you two for a second?

- What do you want lady?

- What's with the camera?

No. Yeah, yeah. What the hell?

Look, just be straight with me.

What happened to your friend?

What friend?

We don't know what you're talking about.

Yeah. And we got to get to class so-

Wait, just listen.

It's not your fault.

What do you mean "our fault?"

I think you got sick from

the water at the beach.

Listen. What did you do with your friend?

If you tell me, I can help you.

Lady, we're not telling you sh*t and

we don't even know

what you're talking about.

So, we're out of here.

And don't follow us with

that [inaudible] camera.

If we tell the principal, you

could get serious trouble.

This guy stalked me, came to

school and now he's in jail.

- Yeah, you'll get arrested

for like harassing minors, you crazy b*tch.

All I want is for you guys to...

We said, f*ck off.

What's your problem, b*tch?

I got mace. Ryan, let's go. I

have cheerleading practice.

Just stay away from the water, okay?

Okay

Don't go back in there, ever.

[background sound]

[sigh]

Well, that went great, Kamila, you idiot.

[background sound]

[inhales deeply]

[footsteps]

[inaudible] Hey, man.

Chill. I'm not narcing on you.

Don't worry.

- Then what's with the camera? All right. What are

you like? And I have, I have

really bad glaucoma right now

is like, yeah?

- Right. Listen, I just wanted to ask you

like, don't take this the wrong way.

- Yeah, no, I know,

I know what you're gonna

ask me. Yeah. Yeah, I'll totally

go out with you.

Um, no. I just wanted

to ask if you're friends

with anyone else who usually,

you know, partakes in that.

Oh. You mean

- like my, my bud-buds.

- Exactly.

[tongue clicking]

[sigh]

I don't know. You know,

I'm no, I'm no narc either.

- You know, I just mean there's

this dude. He hangs with

this preppy looking couple. Do

you know him?

- Yeah. You mean Blunts? Yeah, I'm pretty sure

he smokes.

- Um-hmm. He didn't come to school today, right?

Do you know where he lives? I

mean, I'm just, I'm just trying to

find him, you know, before the cops do.

- Yeah, yeah. Okay.

I got you. Yeah. FTP right. Stupid pigs.

- Totally, so.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I'm, um, I'm Jones. The people,

people call me Stoner Jones

'coz I've loved geology

like, minerals and stuff.

Right.

Uhm, so this means you should like, give

me your number so I can,

I can text you his address.

[footsteps]

Sweet. Thank you.

[tongue clicking] What's your password?

[music]

I don't know what my plan is here, but

[music]

I just need to, I don't know.

I just need to see if this kid is...

[music]

[Wind blowing]

[knocking]

[footsteps]

Okay, here we are.

[footsteps]

Well, Jesus.

[rustling sound]

[knocking]

[wind blowing]

[door opening]

[wind blowing]

[knocking]

[creaking sound]

Hey, are you home? It's important.

[door creaking]

What the f*ck do you want?

And why do you have a camera?

Wait, I just wanted to

check if you were alive.

Why in the name of

Chrissy Teigen's taint,

would you want to know that?

Who are you?

Are you with the police? I already

answered all your questions.

Just wait a second.

The police contacted you?

Yeah, they said something

about trespassing last night

or some sh*t.

I don't know.

[sigh] [clicks tongue]

Look, Lady, my mom's going to be home soon.

I'm sick today. Okay?

So f*ck the f*ck off. Okay?

Okay, just listen for one second.

When you went in the water last night,

did you feel different?

Like your mind messed with?

[wind blowing]

Yeah, that was some

next level weird sh*t.

It felt like...

[sigh]

like I wasn't myself but not like high.

I can handle high. I'm a high professional.

But that, that was some

next level weird sh*t.

Please don't go in the

water and tell your friends too.

It's not safe.

Those f*ck aren't my friends

no more. [Door creaking]

[door slams]

Okay.

[phone ringing]

[phone ringing]

It's Chief Baptiste.

[Wind blowing]

Hi, it's Kamila.

Now you listen to me, Missy.

This has gone on far enough.

What do you mean?

I spoke with the kid in the

video. The one you said was

m*rder*d and he's just fine.

- Wait, how did you figure out who?

I gave these kids a

warning for trespassing a

few weeks ago. We're the damn

police, we know things. Okay?

So just drop this little investigation

of yours and fees and

any reefer smoking idiots.

Wait. Can't you see

the water, it's messing with

their heads. I spoke to that

boy once and he said that.

- You're harassing these kids now?

Miss Gentilly, I will issue

a warrant for your arrest

if I hear that you are molesting

these minors. Do you hear me?

Wait, please just listen.

I'm done listening to

your bat sh*t theories,

cease and desist immediately,

or you'll be very sorry.

[thud]

Aw!

[Wind blowing]

[deep breathing]

I am not giving up that

easily. This kid, he was scared

and his friends, they tried

to k*ll him. The video shows

all the g*dd*mn proof and

the police just won't listen.

[Wind blowing]

But if the police won't listen,

then maybe the people will.

Like, the people of the internet.

[Wind blowing]

The more I think of it,

the more I find it suspicious

that the police don't want

to investigate this. I wonder

if they're in on it? Or if

they're getting paid off by

some corporation that's dumping

waste into the water. Either

way, the world is about to

see this evidence. And share.

If enough people see this,

they're going to make a

commotion. That's how things get

done in this country. I'm

going to post this to every single

website that is determined

to stop pollution. And I'm going

to post it on my social

media accounts and...

So your like 17

Facebook friends can like it?

I don't give a corpse's

a*s which you believe.

You're going to share it too.

[foreign language]

[groans]

[deep breathing]

I just don't get what your

obsession with this is.

People are polluting the whole

planet every day. Why do you

care so much about

this supposed like thing?

Because this is actually

something I can do something about.

You can just donate to Greenpeace.

Those are new you stuff

animal [inaudible] too.

[sigh]

[rustling]

[creaking]

[rustling]

[creaking]

[footsteps]

The apathy of some

people is astounding, but I'm

not going to let it deter

me. I'm going to spread this

g*dd*mn video like a virus.

Just the way that they're spreading

the chemicals in the...

[creaking]

[footsteps]

Okay. I don't know why I didn't just

do this earlier, but here we

have it. Possible proof in the

pudding or whatever.

All right, let's do it.

[Music plays in the background]

Hey, miss is that a camera?

You can't be recording in here.

I'm not.

[footsteps]

[background noise]

[water splashing]

What are you doing?

[water splashes]

Who? Me?

[water splashes]

I'm just collecting water

samples for my class.

You can't be here.

Well, I also work here. I'm a lifeguard.

Do you want to see my ID?

I said, you can't be here.

[water splashes]

Okay. I was just leaving.

[water splashes]

You can't take that.

[water splashes]

It's city property.

[water splashes]

I can't take some

water? Are you kidding me?

Don't come back here or I'll call

the police and they'll haul you in.

Fine.

But what are you doing here?

There's been trouble here lately.

There's a full-time guard on the

premises every night now. Me.

Do you understand?

[water splashing]

Wait.

Is that a flashlight? Or that's a camera?

You can't be recording.

[footsteps]

[deep breathing]

Get back here!

[footsteps]

[deep breathing]

[footsteps]

[deep breathing]

[footsteps]

[deep breathing]

[footsteps]

[groans]

[groans]

[footsteps]

[car door creaking]

[rustling]

[thud]

Open the door. [Tapping]

[deep breathing]

Open the door!

[key clanks] [beep]

[tapping]

Oh sh*t.

[deep breathing]

Open the f*cking door now.

Suck it, you bald b*stard.

[car revving]

[deep breathing]

Open the door.

[tapping]

Open now.

[car revving]

Oh my God.

Holy sh*t.

[car revving]

[deep breathing]

If that's not proof that

something's happening here,

I don't know what is.

Okay, let's check this up.

Huh?

Jesus.

[deep breathing]

Christ.

[footsteps]

[chuckles]

8 views? [Laughter]

I told you.

[laughter]

[chuckles]

[wheezing]

I'm, I'm sorry, Kamila.

[clap]

[Foreign language].

- What's that supposed to mean?

It means stop eating sh*t

and maybe just chill with this.

[sigh]

There's a security guard at

the beach now. Okay, this isn't

just a coincidence.

Coinci-Kamila, you went to

the beach at night and filmed

minors doing drugs. I mean, what

do you expect was gonna happen?

Well, this as*h*le of a guard

came at me and he tried to...

Tried to what?

Well, first he said, I couldn't

take samples of the water

which is so stupid because I

can do that tomorrow at work.

But then he tried to take my

camera. I'm telling you something

is going on here, they're

trying to cover something up.

Look, I'm your friend and

I'm telling you this for your

own good. I know, I know

you're trying to stop something

bad from happening but you,

you need to take care of yourself.

I'm not a coward, Alejandro.

Okay? I'm not just going to

sit by while somebody is just

destroying our water like this.

I know.

Just, you don't have to save everyone.

Especially after... after

everything that happened.

It's not about that, okay?

This is big.

[rustling]

[deep breathing]

Just be careful, okay?

[kissing]

[deep breathing]

[footsteps]

[thud]

[rustling]

[footsteps]

[deep breathing]

[rustling]

Okay.

[footsteps]

[background chatter]

Uh, Hey.

Look, don't freak out.

I just wanted to see how

you were feeling.

- Honestly, the past couple days, I felt

like walking garbage. How did

you know that we weren't well?

I've noticed that people

going in the water by that nook

have gotten sick.

Yeah, I was going to go to the doctor but

I don't want to scare my mom.

There's so much happening at home.

I think that's a good idea.

You should go to the doctor.

If you do, can you tell me what they say?

I guess, so.

Here, take my number. Please let me know.

I want to help if I can.

All right. All right, Chika,

let me see your phone.

[Background noise]

And don't go giving that

out to everyone. I have

too many people stalking me already.

- I bet and I promise.

By the way, how is your boyfriend feeling?

- I don't know.

We broke up. Jellyfish d*ck.

- Yeah, totally. Boys suck.

Facts.

[Conversation in background]

[Wind blowing]

Hey, what are you guys doing?

What are you trying to hide?

Hey, we're not hiding anything.

Listen here, little miss lifeguard.

You can't come here with

your fascist blowhard whistle.

And try to...

- What the hell are you talking about?

Show me what you're doing right now

or I'm calling the cops.

Woah. Woah. Woah.

Mi Amiga, just chill. Okay?

I'll chill when I'm good and ready and...

Look. Are you happy?

This is it. Wait, are you?

Duh.

- What did you think?

- We're testing the water for

pollution and other viral

sh*t. We think that there

may be in the water.

Wait. Are you guys serious?

As a shark attack.

Why do you guys think that?

Have you seen something?

Look, can you just put

that camera down. We

don't want any trouble.

Yeah, I know. I'm

sorry. I'm filming all of this.

[inaudible]

Okay.

Okay.

Little Miss Pamela Anderson

Lee bay watch running.

To answer your question. Yes,

we have seen some very, very

weird sh*t here lately. People

acting all kinds of crazy.

Like they're on some kind of

contagion or some kind of toxic

poisoning.

It's crazy. I had the

same exact suspicions.

For real?

Yes, I've been. That's why

I have this camera. I've been

trying to collect evidence.

Oh.

That's very smart for a

blonde American woman

Wow, this is actually like a huge relief.

I was beginning to think I was crazy.

No, no. Girl, you're getting it. I'm Sam.

Kamila.

Oh. Kamila. It's a very pretty name.

- I'm Martine.

- Nice to meet you.

All right, just an FYI. You

guys, you need to be careful.

I've been kind of making

a ruckus about this lately

and now there's a guard here at night.

I don't know what's going down

or who specifically has eyes on this place

but just to make sure you're...

Kamila, you seem like a rad chick.

You wanna like, team

up with us or something?

Oh, that is a hell of a good idea.

We can can get each other's

backsides and you know,

we team up, we form a beach super team.

We'll be Beach Avengers.

[laughter]

sh*t. Why not?

[background conversation]

Okay. I'm going to record

this for documentation

if you guys don't mind.

No, no, no, of course. Go right ahead

American female's Bill Berry.

You let good times rock and they roll.

Okay. Can I get a little bit

about you guys' back story?

You know, this way we

can seem legit and not look

like we're selling fake news.

For sure, a slice.

Martin and I have been

crusading for the planet since we

were little.

- Ever since little [inaudible].

Huh? Who?

Our turtle.

Uhm, what?

Yeah, we had him as a pet

when we were small, you know,

We used to have a fenced-in

yard, so we put the turtle to the

[inaudible].

- Until one day, I came out to find

him choke to death on some...

- Plastic sh*t. Those f*cking

can holders.

- Yes, It must have blown into our yard and just

like that. [Snaps]

- Because of human carelessness.

- Yeah.

And our parents, they

tried to make us feel better.

Remember? They offered

to get us a new turtle.

But, we were like...

Is that what happens?

You get a new turtle, then

someone dies. Then you

get this new turtle and someone dies.

- And then we keep getting

more and more until there's

none left. So we were like

no.

- No. And it was in that very moment, we decided we were

going to take a stand.

- Yes. As things have gone worse,

and worse, and worse.

We elevated our fight too.

Three separate

International tours with Greenpeace.

We fought [inaudible]

boats off the coast of Japan.

Squared off against a deforestation

group in the Amazon. Now, that was rough.

And those workers were dirt poor,

but we had to try and stop them.

Mm-hmm.

And then, we

almost got taken in by the

Russian police on a mission

to the Arctic where we

scaled this offshore oil rig.

It was called the Arctic Sunrise.

Mm-hmm.

We barely escaped with our lives.

Wait, you guys were a part

of the Arctic 30? That's insane.

Arctic 32, actually. And yeah,

we made it out at the last minute.

We called a ride on a

dingy boat heading to Iceland.

Mm-hmm.

Wow!

Why didn't you just get a dog?

You said something?

Yeah. After Alice was [Inaudible]

Why not get a dog? They're pretty hardy.

I remember mine.

He ate a box of crayons once

and he was sh1tting rainbows

like for a week.

Yeah.

[scoffs]

Yeah, friend. Of

course. Of course. I get it.

I get it. Of course. It's so

much easier to just kick back.

And relax and just...

to be apathetic to the whole thing.

To just sit there and do...

Nothing. And just live

your life in ignorance.

Like nothing is happening.

Until one day, you're sitting there...

Reading your newspaper and suddenly

woosh!

Whole house flooded.

And uh-oh, the whole

coastline is underwater

and you're homeless.

And insurance con will not give you

jack off sh*t because if

you read the fine print...

Houses on the beach aren't covered.

It's because they know we're all...

That!

Woah.

sh*t.

[groans]

Yeah, I think I better start

investing in some of the oceans.

[Foreign language]

[footsteps]

I do not like him.

Don't pay attention to him.

He just likes to get a rise out of people.

I do not like him.

Whatever.

Oh, no thanks. I don't smoke.

It's just [inaudible], babe.

Oh okay. Thanks.

Yeah, sure.

[lighter clicks]

[inhales]

[scoffs]

I think it's kicked.

Oh no, this is a very

old family heirloom.

I got it from great, great

grandmother.

- Uhm.

- Hold on. I'll fix it right now.

Where did you get that?

It was a birthday present. Done here.

We both got them.

We need more proof. We need

to film more evidence to see side

effects and then we can take it to an...

International level.

Take it to international

level and then great beyond.

Mm-hmm

Okay, but what exactly does

that entail? I posted that video

on YouTube and you guys saw what happened.

No. It has to be

incontrovertible. Do you get me?

For sure.

And no offense, candelabra,

but you are super dope,

hell, alright, amazing.

Tom Petty, American Girl.

To be tackling this all by your lonesome.

For sure.

But we have a network.

An international network.

An organization who

will find the root cause.

Like picture this.

Thousands of people

protesting at the beach.

Demanding answers just wrecking sh*t up.

Exactly, my babes. I'll film.

Sam is light. Camila, you stay

back and cover us. And Martin.

I will find more cops on the

beach and I will drop him like

expired bag of goulash.

Gross. But yeah.

Are you guys sure about this?

Yeah. We've dealt with

Russians before. Okay.

This is a piece of cake.

Hey. One little prick into big prick

and he go night-night.

[scoffs]

Okay, turn that off. We're almost there.

Roger that.

[background noise]

What the hell?

[groans]

[Wind Blowing]

So should we...

Comfortable? Yeah.

[inaudible] all night.

Sam, k*ll the cam for now.

Save battery.

[waves crashing]

He's not gonna go in the water.

Let me see. I have a

feeling that he may not need to.

What do you mean?

Shh.

[Wind blowing]

No! Wait, we have to see...

Oh God. He's hurting him!

Sir! Sir!

Are you alright?

[waves crashing]

[groans]

We need to get him to a hospital.

No. And tell then what?

Huh? Like where were we?

No.

He needs to get there now.

Sir, can you walk?

[groans]

Come on. Come on.

I gotcha.

I gotcha. It's alright.

[car revving]

Sir,

we're gonna get you there. Hang tight.

Oh my God.

[groans]

Why do you think he is so messed up?

There was something

really wrong with that fish.

Have you been fishing there a lot?

[coughing]

Hey, old dude. This is important.

I've been... I've been

eating... fish for all my 20 years

[coughing]

Oh my God.

- He's been eating those ungodly fish.

- When you get near the

hospital, just park the vehicle.

And I'll bring him in. Then we jet.

Okay.

[groaning]

[coughing]

[groaning]

[door closes]

What?

What do you mean,

what? This is so messed up.

We can't keep letting the

people that are responsible with

this get away with it. Don't

you feel the same way?

Yes.

Of course I do. This is all

just so sad. We've seen so

much of this all over the world.

[car approaches]

Hey, what's going on with

- you?

- I just feel so helpless.

Well, don't. We are literally

here to help. We are doing everything.

It's not just this. It's,

it's...

What?

Come on.

[door opens]

Go.

[door closes] [beep]

Did you make sure that...

Just drive!

[beep]

- Okay.

Everything okay?

I got him in the lobby

and I told reception,

yes, he was very sick. And then I bounced

Wait. You didn't tell them

about the water or the fish?

I drugged the g*dd*mn guard. I had to

jet before people start asking

serious question and then

we all end up in prison jail.

- You did good, bro.

You did really good.

Well, I got a sh*t ton of questions.

Okay, so what

should we do next?

- Okay, you two head to the boat dock.

Ask around there. Maybe you can

get some answers, like someone

saw a big rig or something.

Anything that will help explain

the leaked chemicals.

Water.

Okay, that's... surely a lit

idea, Kim. What about you?

I'm going to head to the library.

Maybe I can find some records of companies

putting pipes through that part

of town. Like property records.

I just, I still think that

it's coming from the

ocean depths, like down below. You know.

That's hell a smart, Kamila.

[scoffs] Okay then.

[footsteps]

[creaking]

Okay. After what went down last night,

I really need to step up my game.

I can't keep letting innocent

people get [phone dings] hurt...

[thud]

Stoner Jones, "Want to chill?"

[footsteps]

Your friends are weird.

Why do you say that?

Because they actually care about something?

No, because they smell like

Patchouli, and they're so hyper

jacked up on saving the

world. So self-righteous.

You just don't like them

cause you think they're a bit crunchy.

- Mmm. Gross.

- Don't you have to get ready for work? - Nah.

[inaudible] can wait until

I eat my Fruity Pebbles.

Thank you.

Hey. How you holding up?

Kamila, you don't have to save everyone.

[footsteps]

[creaking]

[footsteps]

Here we go.

[Wind blowing]

I haven't found a lead yet but

maybe there's something online.

What's this?

I know this is difficult to

discuss, but how did the tainted

water make you feel?

Like a "... " psychopath? It made

us all aggressive like animals.

My mind was somewhere else.

[piano music playing]

And how did you survive the incident?

I laid there in the dirty

shed, bleeding to death.

The cops showed up eventually, saved me.

Isn't that a little heartwarming?

You're not the only

one who made it out alive.

Have you been in contact

with the other survivor?

Are you kidding me? He is brain damaged.

I mean, we were all damaged but...

[piano music playing]

And is he responsible for your eyes?

This?

[chuckles]

This. I did to myself.

[piano music playing]

But now, I see things in a whole new light.

[piano music playing]

[Wind blowing]

[vibrating sound]

[camera rustling]

Someone who lived

through this in New York,

was relocated to live in

Tallahassee with his aunt.

That's not that far.

[background conversation]

[typing sound]

[thumping sound]

And look at this.

[mouse clicking]

[camera rustling]

[thud]

Okay, so here's the plan.

Excuse me, young lady. You

cannot be filming in the library.

I'm sorry, I didn't know.

Don't fib, you did. That's

why you're trying to conceal it.

You're right. I apologize.

It won't happen again.

We have rules in place to

protect the sanctity of the books.

Gotcha. I'm sorry.

Mm-hmm.

wh*re.

Wait, what?

[chuckles]

I'm just going to look this

stuff up on my stupid phone.

[car engine running]

Okay. Just checking in while we're

on our way to our first destination.

Apparently, this dude drank

some like contaminated water and

his friends were trying to m*rder

him and some of them actually did die.

Well, I hope that we can get

some info or clues or something.

[car engine running]

This might be a fool's errand but

everything that's happening

here. It's just, it's too similar.

[sigh]

[music playing]

Well, I found his aunt's house,

I got her address.

I found her on Facebook and on Linkedln.

So, hopefully, we can

get some answers there.

[Wind blowing]

[Footsteps]

[Sighs]

I can't believe I'm actually doing this.

[Knocking]

[Door opens]

[Door creaking]

[Sighs]

Watcha' selling Missy?

Because either I want it and I can't

afford it, or I don't want

it and I still can't afford it.

Oh, I'm not selling anything.

I'm actually doing research

for a project. I was

wondering is Erwin home?

- You want to talk to Erwin?

- Yeah, if that's okay.

Why didn't you say

so you pretty little thing?

Oh, my goodness. You gonna make his day.

Damn straight

Come on in, skitty buns.

Oh

[Door creaking] [Door closing]

Oh pardon, my mess. It

looks like I haven't cleaned

since [inaudible]

opened. You know, I really

haven't had much time. Well,

you know what they say? Bless

this mess. f*ck this Jacque.

- Um, yeah, totally.

Yeah, come, come.

[Footsteps]

[Knocking]

Erwin, you got a guest [chuckles]

He's been a little, ever

since the accident but

you'll be just fine.

Oh, um, okay.

Okay.

[Door opens][Door creaking]

Erwin, honey. This is-,

Oh, now, didn't I just go

and burned the brisket,

I forgot to ask your name.

Oh, um, hi, I'm Kamila.

And I'm Doris. That Doris is

gonna make your day. [Chuckles]

Alrighty then, Kam-Kam,

you two kids have some fun

okay? Can I get you a Fanta?

- No, I'm okay. Thank you.

- Oh sh**t picture then, okay.

[Footsteps]

[Door shuts]

Um, Erwin.

Hi it's um it's nice to meet

you. Um, I'll just get right

to the point. I read about what

happened to you in New York,

and, I think I uncovered

something here in Florida.

I lifeguard at a beach, a few

hours down the coast. I think

the water is infected and

people are, um, I think people are

getting slowly poisoned

from it. Is there anything you

remember from when you, um,

from what you experienced? Maybe

something like, I don't

know. That could be helpful in

identifying if this is happening here.

[Silence]

Um, okay. Sorry to have

uh, bothered you or yeah.

Don't...

drink...

them...

water...

[chuckles]

Um, okay then.

Oh sh*t. I'm sorry.

- Oh, you sure I can't get you all sweetie.

- Um yeah no.

I've got to get going.

- Oh, so soon. Oh, what a shame?

You sure I can't I have

you like stick around

just a wee bit longer?

Yeah I'm really sorry. I've

really got to get going now.

Oh, I thought maybe you

could give him a little know, treat.

I could pay you a few bucks.

What? Ew! No!

[Door opens]

[Running footsteps]

Hey! Y'all come back now

real soon, okay? [Chuckles]

I've always wanted to say that [chuckles]

God, Jesus.

[Running footsteps]

[Car door opens]

[Car door shuts]

[Sigh]

Well, that was completely f*cked.

[sigh]

I must be out of my g*dd*mn mind

[Loud music]

Okay, so I'm continuing

with the theme of being totally

mental and I'm about to do

something nuts now. I'm trying

to track down this girl that

went through a similar tainted

water dead friend situation,

hopefully she's a little less

comatose and gollum-like.

The only issue is I don't

know how to find her, we're

heading to this town where

she was geotagged by a fan

who spotted her. So I'm hoping

I could Colombo this sh*t and

dig her up somewhere somehow.

[Loud music]

[Wind blowing]

- Excuse me, Miss.

- Yeah?

Um, have you seen this girl around?

No, I'm sorry. Is she a friend of yours?

No. Not really.

- Why are you looking for her then?

Oh, um, well I'm kind of

doing like a research project, so.

- I see, well good luck.

- Thank you.

[Footsteps]

Excuse me, sir.

Have you seen this girl

like anywhere in this town?

No, sorry.

Uh, wait, did you try the

strip club over on Route 75?

The bearded Clams Casino?

- Um, no, but thanks for the tip.

They got all kinds of girls

look just like that there.

Okay, thanks.

Trust me. I know.

Ew!

[Crickets sound]

Um, excuse me. Can you guys do me a favor?

- Want us to buy you alcohol?

- No, good one though.

Do any of you know who this girl is?

- Oh f*ck yeah I know

who that is.

- You do? Can you tell me how to find her?

Yeah, aside from bringing

on like a million rapid videos?

Yes.

Yeah, that b*tch is toe

up from the flow up now.

Okay. So...

- You like ice cream.

- Oh that's that chick.

Can you guys just give me directions?

Dang, you're bossy.

Sorry, I just really need to find her

All right, all right. I got

you. Just give me 20 bucks

and I will.

[scoffs]

20 bucks?

[Background sound]

Okay. A little extortionist.

Damn. Eliza, you just got paid.

All right, give me your

phone and I'll put it in Gmail.

[Noise in background]

[Conversation in background]

Okay. Well, she's not

inside. Maybe she's out back.

Put that thing down now.

sh*t! I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to upset

you. I'm not trying to um...

What do you want, huh?

Get out of here before I call the police.

I...

You got your look at me. Happy?

No, no, no I swear

that's not why I'm here.

Um...

- Well, you do look a little old for that sh*t.

- I'm so sorry.

I didn't mean-I wasn't trying

to ambush you. I apologize.

I just don't want to be

filmed especially now.

[Crickets chirping]

I completely understand.

What do you want?

Cone, sprinkles, rocky f*cking road?

I read about you.

I'm sorry for what happened.

Really.

The only reason I'm here

now is that where I live,

I have evidence that the water

is contaminated and people are

getting sick and violent.

I think it's from pollutants

in the water and...

And why would it care about that?

I don't think you mean

that. Look, I don't know you.

I looked you up.

You were a happy person,

you had a good life and then

some chemicals...

Ruined my life? You're

not wrong, sis, not wrong.

Again, I apologize for

just showing up like this,

with my camera.

I'm just trying to get proof of

what's happening and I want...

It's okay, you can take me.

[Background noise]

I wanted to ask you if

there were any clues like

signs that you can see definitively

that now you realize were

indications that the water was

turning you.

- You got your facts wrong sis. The lake we were at

wasn't contaminated by evil corporation.

Um, okay.

My old friend did it. He

poured something in the water.

So he knew it would...

- Jesus.

- He just wanted to be alone with me because

he thought I was so pretty.

What do you think of me now?

Listen, I'm Kamila. I'm sorry that I'm...

You already said that, Kamila.

I'm Lee Ji. I'm here now.

I can't imagine, um...

I moved as far away

from civilization as I could.

Um...

I sell ice cream. This is my life.

Do you want to help me?

There's a group of us now

and um, we're all trying to find a um...

Shhh. Stop. I appreciate

what you're doing.

I do. But, look at me. This is my life.

Um...

Take care, Kamila.

[Background noise] [Wind blowing]

Okay.

I mean it. Look out for

yourself. No one else will.

[Crickets chirping]

Hey!

[Crickets chirping]

Stay out of the water.

[Crickets chirping]

[Footsteps]

Okay. I'm gonna do an inventory

of everything I've collected

so far and see if anything...

[phone dings]

[Footsteps]

[Door opens]

Hi. Callie, are you okay?

- I'm sorry. You're the only person.

I could think of to go to.

I'm sorry. My mom and

stepdad are just fighting

and my head's a mess. I'm sorry.

No, no, no. It's okay.

Come in. Come in. Can I

get you a water or anything?

How are you feeling?

- I have these pains and I feel nauseous

and my mind's just everywhere.

- It's okay, it's okay.

Just relax. Take a seat.

- I think I need to lay down.

Okay. Are you-do you need-

[Gags]

Oh sh*t. Hey, are you all right?

[Thud]

Oh yeah, what the

hell's going on out there?

[Floor brushing sound]

[Sighs]

What they say?

She's stable, they're

running tests on her, this is a...

sh*t show. An actual live sh*t show.

[Sighs]

I wish that was a masterpiece, Simon.

[Exhales deeply]

Okay, what's happening?

[inaudible] it was incredible!

I can't believe! We've even seen it.

I know I got a video of it on my phone.

I swear to God.

This is big!

Okay, okay, take a breath, what happened?

Last night. The event on Stakeout

- At the beach?

- You guys went back to the beach?

Are you insane?

Yes.[giggles]

Okay. Clearly, that's an establish.

So? - So we were just hiding out this time.

- Scripting totally

hidden.

- Yeah, we were hermit crabs - And then after few hours,

Yeah?

Let's just show her.

[Panting]

Hey! What are you

doing? The beach is closed.

Hey! sh*t [inaudible] Freeze!

You come any closer and I'll...

[Grunting]

[Rustling]

[Groans]

- That is...

- I know. Okay. You know.

- This is huge, right?

- This is horrible.

A man is dead.

- Duh, we know and it's terrible. We don't

want anyone else getting hurt?

- Yeah, no I mean, of course

not. But didn't you say

you might be in on it like part

of the bigger conspiracy.

Like didn't he try to...

Didn't he try to hurt you?

I don't know what he was trying to do.

But still a man was m*rder*d

and you guys are acting like

it's normal and it's not.

- We are, we are sorry, Kamila.

It's just we don't want to

see anyone else getting

hurt and yes I guess we

have become little desensitized.

- The things we have seen.

- I know, you've told me. Listen,

I gotta get ready for work.

- You sure that's a good idea.

Yeah, I can't just not

show up for work. Plus I got to

see how they're handling all this.

- Okay, let's meet back

- here tonight and strategize, okay?

- Okay.

Look, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Uh, last night, you find out anything else?

- Yeah.

- Yeah, actually the girl who was in the water,

she came to my house last night.

- Here? Why?

I don't know, I guess we kind

of became friends or something.

But she was still sick, and

she hasn't been in the water and

days, I don't know. These

symptoms just don't seem to go

away, it's awful.

We know.

- Yeah. Is girl okay?

- For now I guess.

- Listen, I really gotta jet.

- Okay.

[Wind blowing] [Footsteps]

[Cars passing by]

Kamilla,

what you doing here?

Didn't you get my messages?

Um, my phone is dead,

it's still charging in the car.

Okay, well, first, why

do you have a camera?

Are you sure [inaudible] what happened?

That is not a smart idea.

And you know, beach policies

that we can't even film out here

right now

Oh no, I'm just doing a research project

[big sigh]

What happened here?

We're not supposed to say

anything? But you know the

night guard we hired, he was k*lled last night.

- Oh sh*t.

Yeah. They're gonna close

the beach for a few days.

And Kamila...

What?

Make sure to check your messages.

What?

Kamila...

We've been getting some

complaints and the police captain

is looking for you and

[sigh], my gosh, I just...

[Wind blowing]

We're gonna have to

ask you to take a leave.

- What? Why?

- I just told you why. The police are here now

dealing with all of this, I

think it's in your best interest

to make yourself scarce.

- But Gloria, I was just trying to

figure out what was going

on in the water. That's it.

I know, but just listen to me

and beat it. Oh crap. Too late.

- Huh? - Bye -What?

- Take care, just... for now?

[Wind blowing]

Speaking of the devil.

And the devil shows up with a camcorder

Chief, what happened here?

We must be on the same damn wavelength.

I was just going to ask you the same thing.

How would I know what happened? All I heard

was someone died.

- Well that's convenient, isn't it?

- What's that supposed to mean?

- Miss Gentilly, do me a favor,

don't skip town, okay? We may

have some questions for you.

- I'm not going anywhere.

- Good.

Chief, do you know who's behind all this?

I'm not at Liberty to

discuss that at this time.

Well, don't you think it's

time to start checking out the

water now, especially since people die.

- People? - You know

what I mean.

- Leave the police work up to us, Miss Gentilly.

Keep up your stellar work.

[Wind blowing]

[Sighs]

Christ on a pierogi.

[Inhales and exhales deeply]

So, here we are.

I basically got fired. People

are turning into mutants

and murdering other people,

and the cops don't seem to

believe me and now I'm sort

of like a suspect or something,

all because I was concerned about that...

Kamila,

Hey.

I'm worried about you.

- I'm fine.

- You're not. I know you're still hurting from what

happened to your dad.

- It's not about that. - Maybe. Maybe

you need some time off.

Maybe you rushed back into work.

I needed to-I need to

find a way to distract myself.

[Sighs]

- I get it.

I do. - Do you?

- No, not, not that but I understand what

it's like to blame yourself

for something, something that

is totally not your fault.

- I saw the way that he was.

It shouldn't have been him

driving. I should have taken

the keys.

[Sobbing]

These things, they, they just

happen. You can't control them.

It's not your fault.

Hey. If you need anything,

help, I'm here, okay?

They can't just fire

me for like investigating.

You should literally sue those seahorse.

- I don't know what

I'm going to do.

- We have so much momentum right now.

We do have footage. With other footage-

And remember the sample

we collected the day we met you?

Well, we just got the results

back from my buddy, we

showed up in the lab today.

Wait. What? Why didn't

you guys tell me? What is it?

It's good. [Giggles]

This is getting old.

Can you guys just tell me, what is it?

You go.

Well, it is a, it is Cesium 137

- What?

- It's a radionuclide.

She does not know.

Oh, you see it's found

mostly in areas where

nuclear energy is being produced.

- Nuclear?

- Reason is important, is when substance

Cesium-137. It's been tested

and rodent. It is known to

shown unbridled aggression off the charts.

But, also known mutation.

Jesus ticks, that's it. We

just need to find the source

now, right? - Potentially.

- What's that supposed to mean?

Well, it might not be just one thing,

like one leak or one boat.

It could be a whole

confluence of toxicities.

Exactly. And in all my years,

I have never seen

anything like this. Never.

And also you will not believe

this but Buddy Bishop not

only receive sample from us.

He also receives sample from

someone in the Longboat Key and

the sample was chemical identical.

- Oh my God, it's spreading.

- Yeah, it looks like it. - Okay,

we need to get together all

the footage and you guys can

get those test results and

let's get it on to your network.

- What?

- Well, there is one more thing?

Jesus, just tell me.

Well, one of us needs to

test the water. Like drink it.

So this way we will know

what it's like and we can

officially be tested and see

what kind of chemical [inaudible]

in our system.

Okay, that is the dumbest

thing that I've ever heard

and I listen to a podcast on

lip glosses throughout the ages.

No. Listen, this is the only

way we will be taken seriously

if it comes to that. If it's in

our system, we can take it

anywhere and prove it to anyone.

- Okay, you guys are insane.

I'm not just about to

go drinking that water.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

We are not insinuating

you on one who drinks water.

Not in slightest bit. In fact, it's already been decided.

- Yes.

[Both] I would drink the water.

- No, I would drink the water.

- No I said...

I will drink the wa...

Okay, I don't know which one

of you is more bananas right now.

- Kamila, just listen...

- B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

I will drink water!

I will drink water from beach

not ton then you will restrain

me. You will film me and

then if side effects do not wear

off, then you bring me to

hospital. You explain to hospital

staff and then, Sam, you

release footage. You release test

results and then it's wham

bam. Thank you, Kam.

Have you seen my lube?

[Phone ringing]

[Sigh]

sh*t

[Phone ringing]

Sorry.

[Phone beep]

[Sigh] Oh my God. Go away.

Here we go.

[Groans]

Oh, it's not good.

Okay. I think it's tight

enough now. Just put it down.

[Car door closes]

[Sighs]

Okay.

[car door closes]

We are doing this.

Hey, hey, hey.

How are you feeling?

I'm okay, but to be

honest, it's not great.

[Grunting]

- Already?

- Yeah, It's uh...

Camila, uh, maybe we

should pass the time a bit.

Do something while we wait

Oh, yes, Great idea. Perhaps

we play a game. Maybe Yahtzee

[Grunting]

It's burning

Do we expose this to the world? Do you

think? - What?

- I don't know. Do you think that maybe we'll

make enough noise that we

can stop all this? Find the source

and eradicate it.

Well that is the god damn plan, Kam.

[Grunting]

Oh! Jesus Christ!

- Are you all right?

- Oh, it's happening.

[Grunting]

It is happening.

You see this sh*t?

You see what this this sh*t

is doing to my brother, huh?

Okay I don't like this at all.

We need to get into a hospital

like now. - No!

- No, no, no, not yet.

No! No.

We need to make sure

it's fully in his system.

If they pump his stomach now then there may

only be trace elements

and then the whole thing is

just useless.

- No, no, I do not feel comfortable with this.

He's gonna have a seizure and

die in the back seat of my car.

We gotta get him to the hospital now!

Listen fully! I am fine! I am fine!

Probably, maybe fine.

[Beeping]

I must definitely-

[Gags]

Yeah. Here we go. Okay.

[Gags]

Just breath.

Oh my God.

Just breath.

I'm fine.

[Car door opens]

[Car door closes]

Oh God.

Let's cut this off. Okay.

[Groans]

Are you sure you guys don't want me to come?

- No, no, no we're

fine. Just stay here.

[Panting]

Come on, legs, come on. I'm okay.

I got you.

Let's go.

[Footsteps]

No, no, no, I'll lead the way. Keep going.

[Background noise]

[Sighs]

This whole endeavor it's,

it's g*dd*mn insane to me but

they've been at this a

hell of a lot longer than me.

[Background noise]

Jesus!

You have got to be kidding me.

- Yo, What's going on? What's

up? - What are you doing here? Jones, right?

- Yeah yeah. Jon,

Jones or Stoner Jones if

you're not into the whole gravity

thing? - Nice reference.

- So, you wanna hang out

or something?

I got this here. El nio.

- Okay, what are you doing here?

Did you follow me?

- Follow? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- I followed you.

- Dude, for the

love of God, I am dealing

with some serious sh*t right

now. Can you just like no

offense but please, kick rocks,

kick rocks. I gave you Blunt's

address, okay, that dude

is Hardcore. All right. He

could be looking for me. The

least you could do is out the camera down. Turn it off.

- Okay,

that sounds super dope

but listen, you need to beat it.

Okay, the cops are involved

now and I just don't want you

to end up like you know.

[Whispers] The cops?

So you really are a narc.

[Car passing by]

[Inhales deeply]

I just wanna think you know someone.

[Sniffs]

Why am I such a freak magnet?

[Car door opens]

[Sighs]

All right. I'm back.

[Car door closes]

Okay. [Sighs]

So what happened? Where

is he? He's fine. Everything

is according to plan. They

are just keeping him overnight

for observation, okay? Don't

frock Camzhela like he said

everything is according to plan

and he has a record now

for having an attack due to the

water. Our case is tighter than a frog's cooch.

- Ew, nasty.

But all right, Oh and um he

also wanted me to say thank

you to you again. What did I

do? You've done a ton. Plus

he's into you. - Me? Really?

- Oh, come on girl. You can tell

So shall we? - What now?

- Let's just go home, relax and get

some rest. Tomorrow's

going to be a big day.

- Meaning?

- We really

saw the footage and get ready

for the protesters and whatever

backlash may come. Our Battle

Royale is just getting started.

[Inaudible arguing in background]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, guys. Slow down.

They stole it! They f*cking stole it!

- What? - Oh no. - But who?

- The hospital staff,

- they're in on it.

- What do you mean?

They're my phone,

they stole my g*dd*mn phone!

- At the hospital? - Yes.

Out of his pants. They must

have taken it while he was

asleep.

- Okay. That is messed up. But what's the big deal?

So big deal. Hey bye bye.

It certainly. It had footage.

It has video of guard getting slaughtered.

Our main piece of evidence.

- Then why didn't you guys try to get it back?

- I tried.

We tried.

- We made such a scene, they had to call the cops

on us and then we just had to

run. Oh my God. Why didn't you

guys back this up? I'm going

to back it up. I kept putting

it off and putting it off because

everything is happening

so fast, it doesn't matter

now. Okay, we just need to get

it back. Wait, so you want

me to? They don't know your

face at hospital. Maybe

you could slip in and see what

you can find.

- Okay, fine. Let's go. So if they don't make

me sign in, I just go to the third floor.

- Start there

but if you do not see anything

then... Then just look everywhere.

[Sighs]

[Car passing by]

Okay.

[Car door opens]

[Car door closes]

[Breaths heavily]

- Chief? - Where were you going?

- I had to go inside.

Absolutely not. You are under arrest.

Oh you think?

- What?

- I had enough of your mouthpieces.

- Should we try to?

- No, no, no, no, wait, maybe she can

[Conversation in background]

Put your hands behind your back.

[Panting]

Guys, I-

Chief, this isn't right,

I've done nothing wrong.

[Panting]

Let's go. Let's go.

You know what? Maybe let's -

[Footsteps]

[Thuds]

Alejandro, wait a sec. Listen,

I'll pay you back every cent.

And why would that be news?

[Sighs]

That's fair but I just

- wanted to say thank you again.

- And you

thanked me a million times.

No need. But I'll be cashing

in on this favor until the day you cease to exist.

- Got

- it. Thanks again.

- A million and one.

So yup, spent the night

in jail. Made a few friends,

probably got some lice. Overall,

really good time. I haven't

heard anything back from freaking

Frack yet, so, I don't know

what I'm going to do but I'm

not giving up. This is your

last shot. So go ahead.

We got it!

Are you sh1tting me?

No. You getting banned

by that pinky-orange

face was the perfect distraction.

Oh my God, you created such

a great commotion while you're

getting arrested. It was great.

We were able to just sneak

right in. I found this room in

the back where they had all

these things that they found and

bam. - We got it!

- Yes!

Wait, wait, wait, wait, you

guys found it in the lost and

found room?

- The lost and found room is thing, huh?

Well, technically, yes

but that doesn't mean

that they weren't, you know,

doing anything shady. I mean,

yeah, it's fine, it's fine. Why

didn't you contact me earlier?

Well, we didn't want to call

you because we did not know

if you were still in Piggly

pig pen or not. And I think

about it, if you receive a

call from us, while you were,

you know, still in there and

your phone confiscated, they

could have linked it to us

and the whole operation could

have been just ruin.

- Okay, okay, okay, okay. I get it.

- Besides,

when we dropped off camera,

we left note. Yeah, exactly.

- The door was open. I didn't get a note.

- What do you mean?

- Yes, we left note.

- Yeah. - Alejandro!

Did the camera come with a note?

A what? A quote? Don't think so.

- What a f*cking idiot.

- He is useless. - Oh my God.

Oh look, look, look, I found note.

You know what? Just forget about it.

I found note.

I doesn't matter now. We

have everything we need.

So let's just upload it.

- Yes!

- Come on,

- let's do it!

- Yeah, all right.

[rustling sound]

All right. What's

your login info, Martin?

Oh, absolutely not. You move there.

I'm not sharing my password with you.

[chair rustling]

Okay.

Oh!

Yeah, I just remembered, I have

camera of first recording in car

I will go get it.

No, no, no. You log in.

I'll go get it. Get this started. Okay?

Okay. Okay. It's right

in back seat. So just go.

[Rustling] [Thuds]

[Thuds]

What are you doing? I said,

what are you doing? I was just

getting Martin's camera.

Okay, so you found it, right?

Bring it inside. What are in

those containers, Sam? What

containers, Kamilla?

- The ones in the back, those - Yes. -Those

are poison, aren't they?

Aren't you perceptive? Why do

you have those?

- Kamilla, can I trust you? Yes, of course.

Well, Martin wanted to tell

you but I-I wasn't so sure.

Tell me what you know, there

are people all over the world

- just destroying it. Hmm.

- Okay.

You watch the news, don't you?

I mean ice caps are melting,

polar bear starving, water supplies

rotten and completely contaminated?

Yes, I've seen all this and

it's not getting any

better. You want that to

stop, don't you?

- Yes, of course. But Sam, why do you

have these

chemicals?

- Don't you see? People won't listen to reason.

They only listen when something

comes up and bites a chunk

out of their f*cking face.

[Panting]

I-I it was you?

[Panting]

The two of you, you put the

poison in the water?

- And now we have evidence of what these

things do to people. These

are the same exact compounds

find all over the world. Next to

power plants, food processing

factories, oil excavation sites,

everywhere they are poisoning

us slowly and now we can

show people what these things

do in real time, in real life.

Judging from your face. You do

not share the same enthusiasm.

- No, no, no, I do, listen I-

I am.

- And that is not something I will tolerate

not after everything we have done.

[Breaths heavily]

- Martin?

- Oh f*ck.

[Footsteps]

[Panting]

- Kamilla, what's going on?

- Your sister's a f*cking psycho.

Get your hands off of me.

[Door closes]

- What? - Sam, what is going on? Sam! Was she?

- She knows.

She knows.

- She f*cking knows!

- What? You go to stop her.

- Get the f*ck out of the way.

- What are you doing?

- What the f*ck is wrong with you?

- Sam, what did?

No, no, no, no, no. Stop

it. Stop it. No, no, no, no, no.

Get off of me!

[Groans]

Get off!

[Groans in pain]

Get off me. There, there.

[Groans in pain] [Thud]

Sam, what did you do?

[Groans in pain]

Hold on, I'm calling the-hold on.

Swallow! Swallow! Swallow!

You're okay. You're okay, right?

You're okay. Fine. Well keep

your shoulders, right? Okay.

Come on, tell me you're okay.

Tell me you're okay.

[Groans in pain]

Come on, come on, there we go.

[Groans in pain]

- Okay. Okay. - Is he up?

- You won't crush it.

I'll call. I'll call.

[Groans in pain]

[Thuds]

[Groaning]

Oh I'm in an emergency,

I think he's been stabbed.

[Coughing]

Oh sh*t! Hey, what he does? What's he does?

Okay, you keep pressure. Okay. Hold on.

[Man speaks in background]

[Thuds]

[Man speaks on the phone]

Yes, he's stabbed. Yeah. I

will keep pressure. I got it. Hey,

come on, friend,

you're-you're okay, you're

okay. Come on, come on, tell me.

Yeah, tell me something

derogatory in Cuban, he thought the

planet and environment. No,

no come on, give me something.

Give me something.

- Knock it please, you b*tch. No! - Oh no!

No!

[Women fighting in background]

Oh God damn it!

[Women fighting in background]

[screaming] - Get your

hands off me, you crazy b*tch.

[groaning]

No! [Crying] Oh my God.

[crying]

No. No. No.

Everything we've worked for...

No. No, wait.

[screaming]

[groaning]

[deep breathing]

Why did you do that to me?

[deep breathing]

What did you do?

[crying]

Oh my God.

[deep breathing]

Oh my gosh!

[popping sound]

[deep breathing]

[groaning]

[crying]

[deep breathing]

[crying]

[sirens]

Oh my God no.

[sirens]

Alejandro

[sirens]

Please, please wake up.

[Sirens]

[Sighs]

So here I am not really sure

why I'm recording anymore.

I guess I kind of got used to

it. Anyways, Martin confessed

to tainting the water at the

beach. Not really sure what's

going to happen to him,

but the whole story is getting

massive news coverage. So

who knows, maybe their message

will still get out there

like in a way? I don't know,

man. Well, I'm headed to

the police station. I've got to

turn in this camera and SD

card and apparently, it's now

evidence.

- Are you filming again? What the f*ck?

[stabbing sound]

[groaning]

[choking]

[deep breathing]

f*ck a duck.

[music plays]

I'm barely breathing

they salivating for us

It's the season, guaranteed

I'm the m*therf*cking reason

I don't usually cuss

but I gotta put trust

in the things I discuss. I'm a heathen

As the pilot, if they haze

me, trying to build the dynasty

Not waiting for the

time to be. I'm scheming

So you know about

us, I get paid on the hush

Take a pic is a must have

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Take a pic it's a must have

[music continues to play in background]

Yeah

Oh

Beast that, momma slowly

approaching, hope you spin it

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