01x05 - Dagelan Edan

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THIS STORY IS FICTIONAL.

ANY RESEMBLANCE OF STORY, NAMES,

OR EVENTS IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL.

Aren't you going to answer that?

It's not an important call, sir.

Okay.

But the caller's ID

is saved in your cell phone.

Doesn't that mean it's important?

Not anymore.

Mrs. Chairman.

Mrs. Chairman.

Mrs. Dayat.

Don't pretend like you don't know me.

I'm sorry, Mrs. Yuni.

But I didn't see you before.

Is that so?

You didn't notice someone

as dazzling as me?

If you'll excuse me, please.

I was about to buy petai, but I forgot.

Excuse me, Mrs. Yuni.

Wait a minute.

Hold on.

I want to give you some important news.

What news?

That polygamy scenario

is aborted.

Is that so?

Yes.

I've met Bardi directly,

and I've expressed

my deepest intentions.

My heart just refuses

to love someone else.

I also told him

that I know about their fake marriage.

Now this

This is important news.

How can other people know

about their fake marriage? How?

Did you know

that Bardi's marriage

with Sri is only fake?

How did you know yourself?

Curious, huh?

What about you? How did you know?

From the principal.

What's he got to do with this?

Okay, I'll tell you.

Someone gave the information

that the marriage is fake

to the principal.

That person's name is Gunawan.

Gunawan?

Well, it's good that Gunawan

has told everyone about it.

Makes my job easier

to win back Bardi's love.

Sri, you said that you

wanted to tell me something?

What's the problem, honey?

Gunawan

What message did he tell you?

Oh, I forgot about that.

He said something about Jarot to me.

Yesterday I met him on the road,

but he said nothing about it.

That's because he's an idiot.

You know what?

He searched my house and made a mess.

Huh?

How dare he?

He was looking for

the statement of fake marriage

I made with Mr. Bardi.

He's crossed the line. Then what?

Did he find it?

I don't know, Tut.

I can't remember where I keep it.

My God.

Hey.

So, what now?

I just don't know.

It already gives me a headache.

By the way,

how's it going with Mr. Bardi?

Are you beginning to feel that

fast heartbeat sensation?

Come on, say it.

What are you saying?

What fast heartbeat?

You know something?

Once again, Mrs. Yuni

came to Mr. Bardi's house.

Really?

Yes.

Okay, don't get intimidated.

Here, let me tell you something.

You and Mr. Bardi have officially married

at the Religious Affairs Office.

So, you don't need to worry

what others might do.

Understand?

Gunawan is just like

one annoying mosquito.

When you need him, he's not around.

And when you don't need him,

he's bugging you.

What now, g*n?

Mrs. Yuni?

Not "Mrs"! It's "Miss Yuni"!

Don't you dream

of being reunited with Mr. Bardi?

Of course I want to be

reunited with my husband. Why?

There's only one dream of mine,

and that's being together with Sri again.

Now, can I ask for your help?

What help?

I will make all the plans.

But for now,

you have to meet up with Sri

and I'll join you later.

Gunawan

I can't possibly arrange

a meeting for you and Sri.

I mean, she's like my arch-rival now.

You make too many excuses, ma'am.

Will you help me or not?

Why don't you go and ask

Mr. Bardi for help?

So he can return Sri to you.

Right?

Looks like I came to

the wrong person for help.

Alright then.

Gunawan, you crazy brat!

So, Mrs. Yuni knows

that Mrs. Sri and Mr. Bardi's marriage

is a fake one, dear?

Is that so?

Yes.

That's what she told me.

And that's why

she abandoned her intention

to be Mr. Bardi's second wife?

But

I'm not interested anymore

with interfering in Mrs. Yuni's issues.

We're not interfering at all.

They're the ones who came

and consulted with us.

You even

gave the suggestion to gather them all.

Which is smart.

The purpose is to reach

a common agreement,

so this matter can be settled.

That's perfect.

My wife is awesome indeed.

Oh, stop teasing me, alright?

-Bul.

-Yes, sir?

Is ma'am home?

Mrs. Sri?

There's only one "ma'am" here.

Mrs. Sri.

There's no other "ma'am."

You understand?

Yes, I understand, sir.

But, sir

Mrs. Yuni has asked me to prepare a room.

She said it's for her and Ageng.

What should I do, sir?

Stop joking, okay?

You do know, right?

Yes, but what if she comes here again?

Then don't open the door to her.

I wouldn't dare do that, sir.

Oh God, whatever!

Miss Tuti.

Bashful, huh?

Mr. Bardi!

-What is it?

-Let's discuss it now.

Hold on.

I'd like to ask something.

-What, Miss Tuti?

-So, how is my friend?

She's pretty, don't you think?

You keep staring at her.

Oh, come on. Don't tease me.

You don't need to feel shy about it.

No wonder all the girls who use to

gather batik here talk about you a lot.

They said that you're a "Codiv."

Codiv? What is a "Codiv"?

Cold divorcee.

Oh, you're unbelievable.

But anyway, I've noticed

with your behavior towards Sri

you don't seem "cold."

There's warmth in you,

like a nice hot chicken soup.

So, admit it. You like her, don't you?

Miss Tut!

So? Your silence means "yes."

I knew it, sir.

No need to be shy.

With me all secrets are safe,

hidden, and locked.

Please, stop it.

But, sir

when I think about it,

a cold divorcee like you.

Why would you fake a marriage,

if you don't have

feelings for your partner?

Right?

Miss Tuti.

I'm trying to implement the Pancasila,

the second principle,

which is to be a humane person.

Okay.

What if the fake marriage was with me?

How would you react?

Now, let me be honest.

This is me being honest.

I once had a crush on you.

But, after long thought

I changed my mind.

It's better for Sri to have you.

What are you saying?

You're talking rubbish now.

Okay, drop it and carry on.

-Sell some more batik.

-Okay.

But, I mean it.

You better officially validate this,

no need to continue this drama.

Okay?

-Okay, sir?

-Alright, alright.

See you later. Peace be upon you.

Peace be upon you too.

My goal now is to bring Sri home.

So she can meet my parents.

But how?

She won't even see me now.

-Hello.

-Hello.

Hello, sir.

-Gunawan.

-So, how's it going?

Any progress?

Yes, there is.

We have made very good progress here.

I will arrange a meeting

between you and Mrs. Sri.

Really?

-Yes.

-Alright, sir. Thank you.

What is it now, g*n?

Mrs. Yuni, can you help me?

Miss! It's Miss Yuni!

Whatever, ma'am.

Alright, alright "miss"!

Can you help me, Mrs. Yuni?

Help with what?

Help me to meet Mr. Bardi.

So?

-Can you do that?

-Huh?

Let me call him.

He's not answering.

I have to find a way

to ensure Bardi answers my call.

Yes.

Bardi, I just want to inform you

that I've told Ageng

we are going to be together again.

BLOCK YUNI?

I know who the culprit is.

I'll pay him a visit.

Okay, stop here.

Wait.

Here you are.

Thank you.

Oh, darn it!

Mr. Dian.

Hey, going somewhere?

Mrs. Yuni.

Please come here. Trying to run away?

Of course not. Who's running away?

It's my house, why should I run away?

Oh, you're right.

Mr. Dian Permana Sidik, Lawyer.

Yes, that's me.

I know everything.

Know what, ma'am?

What do you mean bad?

Listen, Mr. Bardi.

Earlier, Mrs. Yuni came to my office.

What did she say?

She said

I bet you're the one

who helped my husband

set this drama with Sri.

Just admit it already!

What?

Excuse me, but what is this all about?

I don't know anything, ma'am.

This is about Bardi's marriage

-with

-What?

So, Mr. Bardi has married again?

Why didn't he invite me?

You know, I got a pretty thick envelope.

Obviously, he didn't invite anyone,

because the marriage is a fake one.

What is a fake marriage, ma'am?

Oh, please stop.

I know about everything.

I'm sure you're the one who helped him,

just like you helped him

during our divorce process.

You were the one who

took care of everything.

Okay.

Yes, it was me.

I am a divorce lawyer after all.

But a marriage

doesn't require a lawyer, ma'am.

Stop your nonsense. Don't mess with me!

Ma'am.

Remember.

My profession as a lawyer

is under oath, ma'am.

I am under oath

to defend truth and justice,

not to defend dishonesty.

Then

would you kindly help me now?

What is this, ma'am?

I can ask you for a favor, can't I?

Please, have a look.

God, this is a lot!

Please help me, okay?

Yes.

Thank you

Mr. Dian Permana Sidik, Lawyer.

Yes.

Compose yourself, okay?

-Calm down.

-Okay.

But

you don't need to worry.

I am a professional lawyer

with a bachelor degree.

So, I will cover everything, sir.

-Yes.

-Everything will be fine.

I'll take my leave now, sir.

I just wanted to inform you about it.

Hold on. Hold on.

-What's the hurry?

-What is it, sir?

-Here.

-What?

A little extra. Here.

Oh boy.

There's no need, sir.

Please, no.

Just take it, please.

You want to spend a little more, right?

If you insist, sir.

Praise be to God!

Peace be upon you.

I am Hidayat Nurkhalid.

I hereby invite you,

Mr. Ambardi and Mrs. Sri Widuri,

to attend a meeting at my house.

I'll come for sure!

Meeting?

It seems like the Chairman

has found out about our fake marriage.

Dear God.

What should we do now, sir?

You don't need to worry.

I'm sure we can overcome this matter.

Relax, Miss Sri. Calm your mind.

Oh, how time drags.

I can't wait to see Sri tomorrow morning.

Peace be upon you.

Peace be upon you too. Please come in.

Please come in, Mr. and Mrs. Bardi.

-Please.

-Yes, sir.

Please, have a seat.

Is there any problem, sir?

You don't need to worry,

we're still waiting for the other guests.

Other guests, sir?

-We will have Mr

-Dear.

That's all.

Please just serve us water, okay?

But the others haven't come yet.

Well, don't wait for the others.

Just serve us water, okay?

Okay.

Please check who that is.

Please come in, sir.

Excuse me, Mr. Chairman.

Yes, please have a seat.

Who is that?

This is Mr. Santoso,

the principal.

Please, Mr. Chairman. You may begin.

Be patient.

We are expecting other guests.

There they are. Dear, please take a look.

Yes.

Peace be upon you.

Peace be upon you too.

Is this the house of

Mr. Hidayat Nurwahid?

Yes. And you are?

I am

Oh, sorry. My name is Gunawan.

I was invited by Mr. Santoso

to attend this meeting.

This is him.

What's with this crowd?

What's going on here?

It's okay, just sit down.

Be patient, g*n.

Please, just sit down.

Can we start now, Mr. Santoso?

Hold on, sir.

Don't start now.

All of a sudden,

I've got bad colic.

Excuse me, I need to go to the toilet.

Let me take you there.

Colic is not something

you can ignore, come on.

Please, take a seat.

-Good day, everyone.

-Good day to you.

Please, take a seat.

Are there more to come?

Allow me to introduce myself.

I am Dian Permana,

a lawyer with a bachelor degree.

Why do we need a lawyer anyway?

Mr. Dian is the one who

took care of our marriage formalities.

So, everyone is here now.

Then

we can start the meeting.

Who else is coming now?

I don't know.

Please take a look.

Okay.

Who is this, Mr. Chairman?

Sri.

Why is she invited?

Well, don't give me that look.

I have no idea who invited her.

Yes, I was informed,

but not by the Chairman.

See? It wasn't me.

Excuse me, I need to go to the toilet.

Let me take you there.

Colic is not something

you can ignore, come on.

This is huge, Mrs. Yuni.

Come here quick!

I'll buy you the time you need,

by being in the toilet.

Excuse me, Mrs. Yuni, if you don't mind,

but my wife has this silly suspicion

that I plan to make you my second wife.

For God's sake!

What are you thinking, Mrs. Chairman?

That idea is unthinkable.

I don't expect anything from Mr. Chairman.

Besides, he's certainly not my type.

Oh, excuse me,

I forgot to serve the drinks.

Please excuse me, I'll go and serve them.

Yes.

Ma'am, let me help you.

So, who invited you?

I don't think I need to answer that.

Wait, wait.

This is Mr. Dian the lawyer, right?

I thought I asked you before,

and you said you didn't know anything

about this fake marriage.

Then why are you here now?

Mrs. Yuni.

I'm a professional lawyer,

bound by a code of ethics.

I can't possibly reveal

my client's situation

to any outside party.

Outside party?

I'm not an outsider!

Mr. Dian the lawyer.

I am Bardi's first love.

Isn't that true, honey?

Excuse me, ma'am,

but the matter regarding first love

is not regulated by any law.

Oh, please.

Just say

that the envelope I gave you

isn't thick enough.

Bardi gave you a thicker envelope, yes?

Please, have some tea,

ladies and gentlemen.

Thank you, ma'am.

Please.

Yes.

So, we all gather here

with the purpose to reach

a general conclusion.

Because, there is a complaint

from Mr. Gunawan to the principal

which claims

that the Family Register

of Mr. and Mrs. Bardi is questionable,

due to the suspicion that

their marriage is a fake marriage.

Exactly, sir!

Bardi is marrying Sri

under a false pretense.

I'm positive 1000%.

What?

Therefore, I will start the meeting

by putting questions

to Mr. Bardi and Mrs. Bardi.

My question to Mr. Bardi,

is it true,

that your marriage is only a pretense?

No, Mr. Chairman.

We officially married in

the Religious Affairs Office.

It is not a fake.

It is not a pretense.

But Mr. Gunawan said

Here is my Marriage Book.

It's official.

This is a government-issued document,

it can't be forged.

So?

Isn't he resourceful?

Like a pawnshop.

Solving problems without

making new problems.

You got that?

And each of the documents are genuine.

I can guarantee that.

While everyone is here,

I would like to take this opportunity

to express my gratitude to Mr. Chairman

for urging us to get married officially.

Are you blaming me?

No, but you did urge us.

I'm a divorcee,

she's a widow.

If we want to live under the same roof,

we must get married first.

So, you're the real culprit?

Is that so?

It's nothing like that.

I'll tell you the whole story.

It's true,

that Mr. Bardi and Mrs. Sri

came to me that day.

Mr. Bardi asked me to have Mrs. Sri

included in his Family Register.

Of course, that is unacceptable.

In order for her to be included

in his Family Register

Mr. Bardi must officially marry Mrs. Sri.

Correct?

-As deemed by the shariah.

-You all heard him, right?

He finally confesses.

Because this entire marriage is a drama,

just to acquire that Family Register.

To ensure your son, Jarot,

can enroll at Mr. Santoso's junior high.

Then, this is all because

of that principal's condition!

Wait, wait.

The School Zoning

is the government's regulation.

I'm not making that up, ma'am.

I'm just complying with the regulation.

I was right all along.

All this for a Family Register.

Their marriage is a pretense.

It's not based on love and affection.

Like my love for Sri.

Who says our marriage

is not based on love? Who?

I saw it with my own eyes.

That statement of fake marriage

between you and Sri!

Where's that statement?

I don't have it.

But the statement exists!

It exists!

Why don't you just confess?

So, Mrs. Sri came to my place,

escorted by Miss Tuti.

In that very instance,

I fell in love at first sight.

That's it.

She is not just beautiful,

she cares deeply about her family.

Mrs. Sri has gone everywhere possible

in order to find a school

for her son, Jarot,

but nobody seemed willing to help her.

Until she met me one day.

So, for me this was a sign,

a sign of a miracle.

Because, I personally experienced

being dumped by my ex-wife

more than two years ago

for a younger man.

What's his name again?

Hermawan.

That's it.

Because of that, I feel very blessed

to have a woman who

genuinely loves her family.

Beautiful.

I would like to thank the Chairman,

who told me to get married,

and of course, the principal himself.

Because of them, I'm not alone anymore.

This is spectacular!

This whole comedy show is jaw-dropping!

We got some romance here

with a little addition of the "Godfather."

And there's the victim of love.

And, of course, I'm the antagonist here!

The wife who cheated!

The wife who asked for polygamy!

Oh my God, Bardi,

this comedy show of yours

is a masterpiece!

As a director

you really nailed it.

And this lady over here

is a cheap sycophant!

-You just realized that?

-Whatever!

But remember this!

Just like in a movie,

there will always be a reckoning.

And that reckoning will always be harsh.

Remember that.

That's all.

I'm going.

Mr. and Mrs. Chairman,

thank you for the tea.

Bye.

Please do.

What took her so long?

Bardi.

You don't need to block my number.

The more I'm rejected,

the more advanced my steps

into your house.

Bye.

Everything's ruined.

What should I do?

I was the one who dumped Bardi,

but why do I feel this way

now that he has a new partner?

Oh, God.

Peace be upon you.

Peace be upon you too.

What do you think, Mr. Chairman?

Cool isn't it?

Awesome.

Great.

Please, sit down.

What a coincidence

that Mr. and Mrs. Bardi are here.

The couple who needs a blessing?

Yes.

So, Mr. and Mrs. Bardi,

every problem can be solved

completely with a blessing.

Every one.

If God's will.

Everything is by God's will.

How do you know

that we have a problem, Ustad?

Huh?

Mr. Chairman told me.

The intelligence agency didn't inform me.

Listen, Ustad.

Let me clarify this.

Actually, we don't have any problem.

We just need your pray from a distance,

so that our marriage is in harmony,

and we become a family filled with love,

peace, and prosperity.

Amen.

-Amen.

-Amen.

Peace be upon you.

Peace be upon you too.

Mrs. Dayat.

Who is that?

-Please, Ustad.

-Thank you.

Ustad.

Yes, ma'am.

Don't call me 'ma'am'.

Just call me Miss Tuti.

But

You know, I'm still single, Ustad.

What about you?

Coupled?

Single fighter or what?

Ma'am, are you

I mean, Miss Tuti.

Do you wish to get a blessing?

Please, don't hesitate.

We can arrange the schedule,

or you may do it with Mr. Bardi.

That'll save time.

No need to.

I prefer to do it privately.

I wonder if my dad and mom's

love astrology doesn't match.

I mean, I always have

a messed up romantic life.

Or was I born on a bad day,

under the wrong zodiac sign,

which is totally incompatible with Sri's?

But, I can't set my own birthdate.

That's impossible.

I can't possibly ask

that my birthdate be revised, can I?

It's not a thesis.

Oh God, then what should I do?

Love at first sight.

Oh my

That was a wonderful sight.

So, what's the case?

Is this matter solved now?

I hope so.

Then praise be to God.

Sri, see how Mr. Bardi is?

He wasted no time and called the Ustad,

so that he can pray

for both of your happiness.

Right, sir?

-Mr. Bardi.

-Yes.

Next time, if you meet the Ustad,

take me with you too, okay?

You know,

when I see Ustad Soleh,

I think my heart goes a bit crazy.

Even telling you this

makes me a bit giddy.

You understand how

a pretty young girl is, right?

You can stop right over there.

You can drop me off there.

I realize my mistake now, Sri.

I also understand,

that you're now with Mr. Bardi.

But, I also know

that your marriage is just a pretense.

A fake marriage.

Now, both of my parents

have given their consent to us.

So, I'm begging you,

please, just this once,

allow me to introduce you to them.

I'll be waiting for your answer, Sri.

Please think fast and carefully.

The sooner, the better.

Thank you, Mr. Bardi.

I truly apologize for all of this.

I didn't realize just how much

I've been troubling you.

Just because of a Family Register,

this problem keeps arising.

Thank you very much, sir.

Alright.

Please, don't do that, Miss Sri.

Please don't overthink it.

You were forced to lie

in front of everyone.

You had to pretend to marry me.

And what's more heart-wrenching for me,

is that you had to stand up for me

during the meeting

at the Chairman's house.

I realize that all the lies you told them

were only meant to preserve my reputation,

and to ensure Jarot

stays in his favorite school.

Miss Sri.

Please don't think about that.

I'm doing all of this

with pure intentions for you and Jarot.

Please, stop.

Pardon me, but if I may

If I may ask,

wouldn't it be better if you

reunited with Ageng's mother?

Reunite with Yuni?

Yes.

TO BE CONTINUED