02x19 - The Scare Council/Taking Scare of Business

[bunniefuu]

♪ Vampirina ♪

♪ We were normal vampires
In Transylvania ♪

♪ Like the other monsters
On every block ♪

♪ Till we packed our things
And we flapped our wings ♪

♪ And we got a case
Of human race culture shock ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ I may be blue
With pointy teeth ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ But I'm not so different
Underneath ♪

♪ It's true that our tastes
May be a little offbeat ♪

♪ But we're the battiest
Monsters you'll ever meet ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ A ghoulish girl
In a human world ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ It may seem strange
But it's true ♪

♪ I'm just like you ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, Vampirina ♪

[Vampirina] "The Scare Council."

Aah!

[Boris] Vampirina! Are you ready?

Ready, Papa!

Presenting my official attire
for the Scare Council!

-Ooh! Fancy!
-Wow! That's sharp!

You look spooktacular, Papa.

Thank you, Vee.

Every member of the Scare Council
wears one of these.

-Hey, now!
-Whoops!

Forgot to double knot.

That's why I recommend the spider knot.

My bowtie has never come off, ever!

Actually, I don't even know
how this thing really stays on.

I can't believe I get to go
to a real live Scare Council meeting.

What's it gonna be like, Papa?

The Scare Council is all about
improving the monster community

with the Screamy Threes--

Spooooks, Shrieks, and Scares!

-[giggles]
-But the most important job

of the Scare Council
is to bring monsters together

for the ghoul of the community.

If anyone can do that,
it's you, Papa.

I hope so, but I'm a little... nervous.

I can see that.

This year, I'm Scareman of the Board.

It's my first time
leading the whole Council.

But you've been a leader
for lots of things,

like the Acrobats and the Fangball team.

You're right.
I have nothing to worry my wings over.

-Aah!
-Whoop!

[muffled] Except for this cape.

Don't worry. You're gonna be
the best Scareman ever!

[upbeat music]

♪ Papa, you can't let
Your worry and fear ♪

♪ Be such a barrier ♪

♪ I can't imagine
A scareman alive ♪

♪ Who would be scarier ♪

♪ So your cape's all in a twist ♪

♪ But still, Papa, I insist ♪

♪ A more perfect leader
Just does not exist ♪

♪ Be the vampire
I know you can be ♪

♪ And the monsterverse
Will certainly see ♪

♪ Yes, they'll realize
What we always knew ♪

♪ Papa ♪

♪ I'm proud of you ♪

♪ If you be the batty ghoul
Who you are ♪

♪ You will surely be
The Scare Council star ♪

♪ Just remember that
This fact's always true ♪

♪ Papa ♪

♪ Oh, Papa ♪

♪ I'm proud of you ♪

Are we ready to go?

Almost. Living in Pennsylvania
has given me some fangtastic ideas,

so I want to give the Council some gifts
from our new home.

Kitty sweaters? Frilly flowers?

Aren't these a little too--
how can I say-- human?

That's what makes them such great gifts!

I'm sure the Council will love
human things just like us.

I think it's a great idea, Papa.

Time to go!

-Whoo-hoo!
-[Demi laughing]

[Gregoria] Let's go!

-Whoo-hoo!
-[laughing]

[gasp] Look!

It's the Scare Council!

Boris, how ghoulishly
good to see you.

[gasp] And Vampirina!

Will you be joining us?

Yep. Mama's away this weekend,
so Papa brought me along to watch.

Oh, we're absolutely spooked
to have your dad

as the Scareman this year.

He always has the scariest ideas!

Aw, I already know.

See, Papa, you're gonna do great.

Oh, thanks, batkins.
Step aside, Dracula!

[laughing]

[Council chatting and laughing]

What's that for, Gregoria?

I'm the scare-ographer.

I gotta write everything down

so we know what happens
at every meeting.

I was a scare-ographer once,
but the typing was just too much

for my delicate ghost hands.

See these cracks?
It's from all the typing.

[typewriter clacking]

-Ha!
-Here we go.

Knock them dead, Papa.

Welcome, everyone,
to the Scare Council.

-[Gregoria typing]
-As my first act as Scareman,

-I'd like to--
-Ahem!

Boris, shouldn't we start with a howl?

-It's tradition.
-Right. Of course.

How could I forget the howl?

Council, all rise.

Awoo!

[all howling]

As my first act as Scareman,
I have gifts for everyone!

Vee?

Oh! What is that?

A souvenir from Pennsylvania.

Hmm.

Oh, no! Are those--

Ah-wooo!

Wolf snee-ee-ee-eeze!

Whoops! I forgot wolves
are allergic to human flowers.

But that's okay, because I brought
kitty sweaters for everyone!

Uh, Papa, maybe you shouldn't--

do that.

Aren't these sweaters charming?

Human chic is a great look.

I like cats, black ones.

But I wouldn't call these charming.

Did I say charming?

[laughing nervously]
I don't think I did.

You said, "Aren't
these sweaters charming?

Human chic is a great look."

Right, it's a great look if you like that
kind of thing, which I do not.

I mean, orange may be the new black,
but like any normal Transylvanian,

I prefer the old black
and no cute kitties.

Mm!

Uh-oh! I don't think
the Council likes the gifts.

We gotta help Papa.

Lucky for you, I had Chef Remy
pack us some extra spooky snacks.

Spooky's just what we need.

Here are some monster snacks
from Chef Remy Bones.

-How divine!
-I'll take one!

Thanks, Vee. Maybe the human
gifts weren't such a good idea.

Don't worry. There's
still lots of meeting to go.

It's time to present ideas
to scare-ify our community.

Remember the Screamy Threes--

Spooks, Shrieks, and Scares!

First up, Alice Ravenson.

Thank you, Scareman Boris.

Ghosts and ghouls of the Council,

I've been working
on a delightfully shrieky spell.

Allow me to present
the Super Slimy Frog Storm.

-[giggles]
-[frogs ribbiting]

-[Narcisa] How chilling!
-[Dr. Paquette] Hair raising!

I love frog storms!

Oh, me, too! They are so cute!
Oh! And slimy!

Save me from the froggies!

Hah!

Frogs are the perfect way
to get some shrieks.

Next we have Narcisa.

Bats and blobs of the Council,

I have designed a new kind of cobweb,
twice as long and twice as sticky.

Vampirina, can you help me, please?

Sure!

-Ooh!
-That is spooky!

-[Alice] How eerie!
-Whoa!

-Spooktastic!
-Ooh, impressive!

You always bring
the spooks, Narcisa!

And now, Dr. Paquette.

Witches and wolves of the Council,

I've been just growling to announce
that I've talked to the werewolves,

and they've agreed to stop
howling for only one hour,

and instead howl all night long!

[werewolves howling]

Oh, howling is just what we need!

-Awooooo!
-[all howling]

Wonderful. Now, as Scareman,
I have an idea

for the most important goal
of the Scare Council,

a way to bring monsters together
for the ghoul of the community.

I've finally figured out what to do

with that old spider pit on Slime Street.

We'll turn it... into a park!

Oh, wow!

Modeled after our favorite park
in Pennsylvania.

It's... interesting.

And rather... human-y.

I've never seen anything
like that around here.

It'll be a place
for monster families to gather.

It may be a human thing,
but we love our park back home.

We have picnics and even town festivals.

Well, um, hmm.

Shall we vote?

Uh, of course. Gregoria?

All in favor of frog storms?

[Council] Yes!

-New cobwebs?
-Yes!

-More howling?
-Yes!

And all in favor of the new park.

[gasp]

Yes?

I'm sorry, Boris,
but it's just not spooky enough.

A no from all of us.

[Council] Mmm!

Right. No problem.

This is not heartbreaking
in any way, shape, or form.

[clock chimes]

Time for a bat-break.

[sighs]

Poor Papa.

I hope he's okay.

The Scare Council has had
some pretty screamtastic leaders.

Your Nanpire was one of the scariest.

But me?
Maybe I'm not monster enough anymore.

Of course you are, Papa.

You're the most bat-tastic
monster I know.

How many monsters you know
wear kitty sweaters?

[giggles]

Well, you're the only one,
but that's why I love you.

We may live in Pennsylvania now,

but you taught me that it's okay to love
both monster and human things.

The other members don't seem to think so.

The truth is, I think
I've lost my spooky touch.

But you care about monsters,
and that's what matters.

I don't know, Vee.

I'm starting to think I'm not right
for the Council anymore.

Papa can't give up.
His idea for a park is spooktacular.

Well, it is missing the spook part.

Then all we have to do
is make a few changes.

Let's see, Papa said to remember
the Screamy Threes--

Spooooks, Shrieks, and Scares!

It's scary, all right,
and not the good kind.

That merry-go-round is
one terrifying shade of pink.

Don't worry. I have an idea.

Dr. Paquette? Mrs. Ravenson?

[all conversing]

-Awoooooo!
-Huh?

I know you already voted no
on Papa's park, but it's a great idea,

for the ghoul of the community.

Isn't that what
the Scare Council's all about?

Of course, Vee,
but the park isn't right for monsters.

So, what if we changed this regular
fountain into a slime fountain?

Hmm, I just don't see it.

Then allow this ghost to show you.

Uh, may-may I borrow your wand?

Whoa h* h*! Voilà!

Well, that looks magical!

I adore slime!

But I just don't think it's enough.

[clock chimes]

Papa, we made some changes to the park!
What do you think?

Thanks, my little screamberry,

but I think the Council has already
made their decision, and so have I.

Papa, wait!

This park is the perfect idea
for monster families.

Is that a slime fountain?

It's nice, but there's nothing
for vampires or ghosts.

What if we added a haunted garden?

We could fill it with fangfruit
and screamy peonies.

Now, that's an idea
I can sink my fangs into!

Can we add something
for witches and werewolves, too?

I think there's room for a broom course.

And a werewolf run.

-h* h*! Two fangs up!
-It's absolutely bewitching!

And it's still a place
for monster families to come together.

I think it's time for another vote.

All in favor of the new park?

[all] Yes!

Thank you! Thank you, everyone!

It's your best idea yet, Scareman Boris!

Can't wait for the next one!

[Vampirina] Looks like you'll
be needing this after all.

Ladies and gentlemen,
monsters and mummies,

I am spooked to announce
that the park on Slime Street

is officially open!

-[applause and cheering]
-You did it, Papa!

You mean, we did it.
What would I do without my little bat?

Thank you, Vee.

Anything for the ghoul
of the community.

And anything for you, Papa.

[Vampirina] "Taking Scare of Business."

[doorbell screams]

-I got it!
-No, no, no! I got it!

It's not every day
we have fellow ghosts visiting!

Welcome to the Scare B and--

Huh?! Oh!

You're not ghosts.

Human, and proud of it.

Why would you think we're ghosts?

We're expecting some
at the Scare B and B today.

My best friends
from Transylvania are coming.

I used to see them all the time,

except, you know,
when they were invisible.

-[doorbell screams]
-Oh!

Oh, they're here, they're here,
they're here, they're here!

Then shouldn't you invite them inside?

Oh! Whoopsies!
Where are my ghostly manners?

May I introduce
Beau and Boo Eerieton?

Well, we can't thank you enough
for letting us float by. Ha ha! Okay?

Welcome to our haunted home.

-What brings you to town?
-A last-minute business trip.

We're heading to one of our old haunts
in the country this weekend.

You sure pack heavy for a weekend.

It's like this suitcase is full of rocks.

Not that I mind rocks,
but-- Uhh!

[laughing]

Oh, well, it's not just our frills,
chills, and frocks.

We've brought all of our belongings.

Haven't we, darling?

After we wrap up our business here,
we're moving to Haunterey Bay.

[gasp] Great ghosts!

That's spooktacular!

What's Haunterey Bay?

A beautiful seaside resort
that only ghosts can visit.

How do you get there?

Well, every ghost has a list
of unfinished business

they have to complete first, like, uh...

like finding the pairs to all your socks.

[grunts]

Or trying the spiciest yeti spaghetti
in all of Transylvania!

Ooh! Hot, hot, hot!

[sighs]

Or finally returning
those zombie books you borrowed

from the zombie library last century.

Aah!

Does it take long to finish your list?

We've been working
on ours for centuries,

and we only have one more thing to do.

We're here to haunt our old dance hall
and finally learn the jitterbug.

Then we can move
to Haunterey Bay!

We'll be back for dinner. Ta-ta!

Oh, Beau and Boo are gonna have
such a spooktacular time

in Haunterey Bay!

I hear you can go spookeling
and swim with hauntback whales

and go for long floats
on the beach every night.

Haunterey Bay
does sound pretty amazing.

Oh, I've always wanted to visit,
even just for a day.

So why don't you?

Well, I kinda sorta haven't
looked at my list in ages.

I mean, who knows
how much I'd have to do.

-We can help you.
-Yeah. I mean, I have no idea

what's on a ghost's list
of unfinished business,

but it sounds fun.

Then let's do it!

I could use a day of ghostly luxury!

And I could use a day without Demi.

That's gargoyle luxury. I'm in!

Oh, this is a nightmare come true!

I hope my ghost trunks still fit!

[Demi, voice echoing] Here it is!

The great and ghostly list [echo stops]
of Demi Hauntley.

Hey, looks pretty short! [laughs]

Or not. Ooh!

That is a lot of unfinished business.

What can I say?

I'm a procrastinating poltergeist.

I guess I really should have taken care
of some of this stuff, huh?

Don't worry.

It may be monster long,
but you have us to help.

It looks like you already have
a few things checked off.

Have dinner
with George Washington. Check!

Visit the Pyramids. Check!

Make peace with Wolfie.
Whoops! That one I haven't done.

-Ahem. Wolfie!
-[barking]

Wolfie, from the bottom
of my haunted heart,

I'm sorry I ate your scream-butter
biscuits last year.

I hope you can forgive me.

[growls]

Um...

[gasp]

-[laughing]
-[barking]

Demi! That's one thing off your list!

Time to tackle the rest!

Good news, Uncle Dieter!
I'm finally getting around

to moving your portrait
like you asked.

I know. I was supposed to do it in time
for the full moon of 1892,

but better late than never, right?

Hold on, Uncle Dieter!

-Wow!
-Yeah!

-[camera clicking]
-Whoa!

Ooh! Ha ha ha ha!

Item number 352--

take the perfect selfie.

Huh! You'd think I would have
accomplished this years ago.

Here's one in Paris, one in Pisa.

I even have a selfie with a stingray!

Those are all pretty cute.

And I know cute.

Chin down, eyes up,
turn to the side, ghostly grin.

Let's just take the picture!

Uh... no! Whoo!

Take the perfect selfie. Done!

Looks like you just needed
your best friend in the picture, too.

Aww! I'm one step closer
to a day at Haunterey Bay, thanks to you!

And I'm one step closer
to a day of peace and quiet.

Okay, this one I've been meaning to do
for a long time!

Color code my crystal ball collection.

-Aah!
-Whoa!

Whoa! Can I get a little help here?

Oh, all signs point to... no.

-[loud crash]
-[Gregoria] I'm good!

Crystal ba*ls are done. What's next?

Let's see. I've gotta tune the harp.

Ooh!

Reinvent my personal style. Love it!

And give the best hug ever!

Huh? Oh, no.

Mmmm-mm!

Um, for this to work,
I need you to hug me back?

[groans]

Demi, that was amazing!

We're making bat-tastic progress!

[grunting] Good!

Because the next item
on my list is a big one!

Finally finish my 10,000-piece
poltergeist puzzle!

[sheepish laugh]

This is gonna take forever!

The box says puzzle pros
can usually solve it in... half a century!

Oh!

Whoa! What kind of puzzle is this?

Oh, a magical one.

That's why it's been
so hard to put together.

Oh, I'll never get
to Haunterey Bay.

Don't worry. You've never had a vampire
with super speed helping you.

Everybody, it's puzzle time!

Oh, my ghosts!

-We did it!
-[Vampirina] Great!

Did you learn to play the tamboorine yet?
That's next.

As a matter of fact, I did!

[jingling]

[all gasp]

Full scream ahead! To the kitchen!

Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

Whoa! Is it just me,
or is something spooky going on?

That was weird, all right.

And by weird, I mean weirder
than normal for your house.

Ha ha! Yes!

Demi looks... different.

I hope he's okay.

-Yoo-hoo!
-We're back!

We have splendid news!

I think we'll be off
to Haunterey Bay tonight!

[laughs] Let's check the list, darling.

Okay, something spooky
is really going on.

Mr. and Mrs. Eerieton, what was that?

Oh, that's how we know
we're almost ready

to go to Haunterey Bay.

But it looks like you're fading away.

Well, once a ghost completes
their list of unfinished business,

they go to Haunterey Bay
[chuckles] forever!

-Oh, no!
-Forever?

We have to stop Demi!

He can't finish that list,
or we'll never see him again!

Dragon eggs are almost done!

[gasp]

Demi, you have to stop!

As soon as you finish your list,

you'll go to Haunterey Bay...
forever!

That's why you're fading away!

Fading away? Oh, come on!

I'm just as blue and radiant as ever!

Aaah!

[gasp] Oh, no!

I only have one more thing to do,
and as soon that timer goes off,

these eggs will be dry
and my list will be finished!

We have to do something
before it checks off!

Oh! No, it's too late!

Who knew I could be
such a go-getter ghost?

Well, guess I better start packing.

Forever is a long time.

[music playing]

♪ Better pack up my suitcase ♪

♪ And say my goodbyes ♪

♪ My snorkel, my swimsuit ♪

♪ My beachwear bowties ♪

♪ I'll sob in the sand there ♪

♪ On that creepy coast ♪

♪ I'm off to the beach ♪

♪ Yes, this ghost's gotta ghost ♪

♪ I'm filled with tragic dismay ♪

♪ I'm fading away to Haunterey Bay ♪

♪ I'm taking my fright-flops ♪

♪ Oh, this is the worst ♪

♪ I'm doomed to a chaise lounge ♪

♪ It's like I'm uncursed ♪

♪ Did ever a ghost
Have more woeful-ish woes ♪

♪ Marooned by the sea ♪

♪ While the waves nip my toes ♪

♪ And there's an all-night buffet ♪

♪ I'm fading away to Haunterey Bay ♪

♪ Some ghosts
Love the batmos-fear ♪

♪ But how could I
I won't be here ♪

♪ Oh, woe is me, I can't stay ♪

♪ I'm fading away ♪

♪ To Haunterey Bay ♪

[song ends]

[sigh]

Goodbye, Vee.

Goodbye, Pennsylvania.

Goodbye, my favorite gargoyle.

Bring it in for goodness sake!

Are we absolutely, positively sure
there's nothing we can do?

Because he's crushing my stone!

Wait a second.

Demi can't leave as long as he has things
to do on his list.

So what if we undo everything?

Then his list won't be finished.

Do you really think that'll work?

We have to try.

I'm not gonna let you go.

And I don't want to go.

But-but my eggs are almost done!

[ticking]

[both gasp]

[grunting]

[ding]

Am I still here? Am I still here?

Gregoria, you did it!

A day without Demi is a vacation,
but forever?

That's just too long.

I hate to say it, but I'd miss him.

Oh! Hoo hoo hoo!

Ooh! I'm still here!

You'll never be rid of me!

What did I do?

It worked, but Demi's still
looking pretty see-through.

Then we've gotta undo
as much as we can.

Sorry, Uncle Dieter!

Trust me.
The living room is the place to be.

It's dusty, dreary, the most delightful
room in the house!

It worked! It's unchecked!

Come on! We've got more to undo!

Hmm, I see a very unorganized
crystal ball collection in my future.

-Whoo-hoo!
-Yeah!

I should have predicted this one!

Demi! It's working!

Ooh!

Oh! My beautiful ghostly blue
is coming back!

Okay, everybody, time to scramble.

-Yay!
-Whoo-hoo!

[laughing]

Hoo-hoo!

[gasp] Whoo-hoo!

Feels good being blue!

-What's next?
-Take the perfect selfie.

How are we gonna undo that?

I guess I'll just have to delete it?

Wait! Maybe this is one thing
we don't have to undo.

Mm. That picture's
definitely not my good side,

but you should keep it.

Demi, I don't think you'll be going

to Haunterey Bay anytime soon.

[Oxana] I hope you had a chilling stay.

Oh, thank you, Oxana.

We'll send you a ghostcard
from Haunterey Bay!

Toodle-oo!

[Beau] Maybe we'll see
you there someday, Demi?

You know, Haunterey Bay
sounds pretty spooktacular,

but I never want to live
anywhere without my family.

Thanks for saving me, Vee.

I don't know
what I'd do without you.

Good thing you'll never have to know.

We'll always be a family, forever!

[Demi] Ohh!

[theme music playing]