02x08 - Desserter Mystery/Mirror Mirror

[bunniefuu]

♪ Vampirina ♪

♪ We were normal vampires
In Transylvania ♪

♪ Like the other monsters
On every block ♪

♪ Till we packed our things
And we flapped our wings ♪

♪ And we got a case
Of human race culture shock ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ I may be blue
With pointy teeth ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ But I'm not so different
Underneath ♪

♪ It's true that our taste
May be a little offbeat ♪

♪ But we're the battiest
Monsters you'll ever meet ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ A ghoulish girl
In a human world ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ It may seem strange
But it's true ♪

♪ I'm just like you ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪

[Vampirina] "Dessert-er Mystery."

Nine hundred ninety-three.

Nine hundred ninety-four.

Nine hundred-- Huh? Oh, wow.

I am looking quite handsomely
pale this morning, aren't I?

[laughs]

Wait a minute, how many candles
was that again?

Oh! Guess I got to start over.

-One, two, three...
-[laughs] Demi, we were at 995.

That's how old
Nanpire is turning this year.

There. All done.

I hope Nan likes her birthday cake.

Thanks for helping us bake it,
Chef Remy.

Oh, but of course...

I would never make Nanpire the Great

eat a cake that was not made
with my own hands.

Is everyone ready to go
to Spookelton Castle?

We don't want to be late
for my mommy's party.

Wait, Nan's special surprise
cake needs one more thing.

There. Now we're all ready.

[barks]

[panting]

Sorry, Wolfie.

This cake isn't for puppies.

Oh, that reminds me,

we better get Wolfie in his crate
before we leave for Transylvania.

Dr. Paquette will be by
to check on him later.

Are you sure Wolfie can't come with us?

I don't think it's such a good idea.

We haven't had much luck with
Wolfie and Nan's birthdays.

[laughs] Oh, right.

There was that time he got into
the birthday milk and cookies

and transformed into Werewolfie.

Or remember when he stole
Chef Remy's arm

right before he was going
to cut the cake?

[scoffs] Remember? I will never forget.

That was not exactly
"good doggy" behavior.

And then last year, when he ran off

with Nan's brand-new birthday wand?

-Still haven't found that thing.
-Oh, yeah.

I guess Wolfie does get into
a lot of trouble at Nan's parties.

But don't worry, Wolfie.

Dr. Paquette will take great
care of you while we're gone.

[whimpers]

All right, everyone,

the weather forecast predicted
stormy Transylvanian skies tonight,

so be sure to fly carefully.

Oh, wait.

I forgot my backpack in the kitchen.
I'll be right back.

There it is.

On our way, Nan.

[Gregoria] Here we go.

[thunder crashing]

[doorbell rings]

-We're coming.
-Hold your zombie horses.

Great ghosts, you're all soaked.

Come in, come in.

Thanks, Mommy.

It's quite the storm out there.
We had some trouble landing.

Oh, I'm so light and fluffy
I almost blew away.

Luckily, I grabbed onto Gregoria.

She's always there to weigh me down.

You know, to the ground.
[laughs nervously]

Well, I'm just glad you all
made it safely for my party.

You only get to turn 995 once.

I have a spook-licious surprise
for you later, Nan.

Do you now? I can't wait.

But where's little Wolfie?

Oh, we left him at home,

since he's been trouble
on your birthdays before.

You know, the wand incident,
the cookies and milk fiasco.

That troll disaster.
Should I go on?

Well, I'm just glad to have
my favorite Vamp daughter

here with me to celebrate.

Who's up for some ghoulishly
fun party games?

-Ooh, I am.
-I am too.

I just need to go
to the kitchen real quick.

And that's Transylvanian checkers.

Count Dracula's dentures. I lost.

Little Vee, have you been practicing?

[laughs] Maybe just a little.

What should we play next?

Ooh, ooh, how about
"pin the arm on the zombie"?

I'll go first. [laughs]

Tell me if I'm getting close.

[mumbles]

Warmer. Warmer.

Cold. Colder. Ice cold.

[thunder crashes]

Did I get it?

[all gasp]

A simple "no" would've been fine.

No, Demi, the lights just went out.
That was a pretty good spook.

It must be all the Transylvanian
thunder and lightning.

No power.

We vampires love the dark,

but I should still go down
to the spook-generator and reset it.

I'll go with you, my scream.

Your eyesight isn't what it was
a hundred years ago.

We'll find some candles
in the meantime.

And Demi, Gregoria, and I can get
some snacks from the kitchen.

I like where your cute
little head is at, Vee.

Hmm.

[Gregoria] It's darker
than a dungeon in here.

[Demi] Where are you two?
I can't see anything.

Vee? Gregoria?

Oh. There you are.

[gasps] Oh, no! Nan's cake.

-It's gone!
-[all] Gone!

The cake is missing?
Where could it possibly be?

Did someone take it?

We don't know. But when the lights came
back on it was just gone.

Now Nan doesn't have a cake.

And I already promised her
a spookilicious surprise.

Don't worry, little Vee.

We'll solve this mystery.

[gasps] Mystery?

Well, this calls for Detective Demi.

You know, like the Sherlock Bones books?

They're all about the world's
number one skeleton detective.

And I've read every single one.

Sherlock Bones always follows the clues.

And we can do the same.

Detective Demi?

I don't know about this.

[Nanpire] Hello? Boris? Oxana? Vee?

[gasps] Nan can't know
her birthday surprise is ruined.

She'll be so disappointed.

Oh, we have to figure out what happened.

Mama, Papa, you keep Nan busy.

-We'll find the cake.
-Good idea.

And ghoul luck, little detectives.

Okay, now, if I were a clue,
where would I be?

Flour. And cakes are made of flour.

This must mean... something.

I think it means Detective Demi
is one goofy ghoul.

What about this?

Ah-ha! Birthday candles.

Good catch, Detective Vee.

They might lead us to the cake. Let's go.

Bats. The trail's gone cold.

Huh. what would
Sherlock Bones do?

Probably the opposite of what
Detective Demi would do.

If only someone saw something.

That's it, Vee.

We need witnesses who might've
seen some suspicious activity.

[voice] I saw something suspicious.

Or should I say,
I heard something suspicious.

You did, Mr. Armor?

Please, Mr. Armor is my father.
Just call me Kevin.

And, yes, I heard loud slobbering
a couple of minutes ago.

It wasn't slobbering.
It was more of a panting sound.

What? It was slobbering.

-Slobbering!
-It wasn't...

The door to the outside. It's open.

Whoever took the cake
might have gone through there.

-Come on, Demi.
-Well, which is it? Slobbering or panting?

-Slobbering.
-[armor 2] It wasn't slobbering.

-[armor 1] Slobbering.
-[armor 2] Panting.

-See anything?
-No, nothing. It's a dead end.

Oh, this case is hopeless.

Utterly hopeless. Why?

Oh, hey, a clue.

Looks like a piece of the cake box.

It also looks like something's
been digging up the garden.

-But what could it be?
-Footprints.

A detective's best friend.

Once again, the mystery is afoot.

Or two feet, at least.

Here we go. The prints lead into here,
and into the dungeon.

Oh. Oh, no.

What if there are g-g-ghosts
down there?

Demi, you're a ghost.

-[laughs]
-Oh, right.

Well, nothing to worry about then.

I-I can't see a thing down here.

Any bright ideas, Detective Demi?

Huh. Let me think.

Demi, you glow.

You can be our flashlight.

Oh, yeah! Of course.

[gasps] Crumbs.

And frosting.

[gasps] Slobbering.

Or is it panting?

Wow, it really is hard to tell.

[Vampirina] Then our culprit
must be right...

-[barks]
-[all] Wolfie?

[laughs]

Wolfie, I'm glad to see you,
but how'd you get here?

Huh, if I had to guess,
I'd say teleportation spell.

The bow I made.
How did you get this, Wolfie?

It was on the cake box
in my backpack.

That's a Wolfie-sized hole, all right.

[Vampirina] You must've gotten
inside my backpack

before we left for Transylvania.

You always manage to come
to Nan's parties, don't you?

[barks]

I'm so happy this mischievous
little guy is safe and sound.

And I gave Dr. Paquette
a cauldron call at the house

so he doesn't worry
about where Wolfie is.

Wonderful. Now the whole
family's here for my birthday.

Should we continue the celebrations?

But, Nan, your surprise cake was ruined.

Now I don't have anything for you.

Oh, my little spider.
I don't need a surprise cake.

After 995 birthdays,
I only need one thing.

♪ My darling ♪

♪ I don't need a truly
Ghastly gift ♪

♪ No shrieking cake can make
My spooky spirits lift ♪

♪ I blow my candles out ♪

♪ And then without a doubt ♪

♪ I wish for what a birthday's
Really all about ♪

♪ Oh, forget the festive
Black balloons ♪

♪ No creepy cards, my dear ♪

♪ 'Cause you're the gift
I wish for every year ♪

♪ Yes, the perfect
Birthday present ♪

♪ Don't you see
My little Vee? ♪

♪ Is the presence of the haunted
Hauntley family ♪

♪ Forget the screamers
And the bows ♪

♪ Because every grandghoul
Truly knows ♪

♪ There's just one thing
You need for birthday cheer ♪

♪ Yes, you're the gift
We wish for every year ♪

♪ Yes, you're the gift
I wish for every year ♪

Thanks, Nan, Grandpop.

But are you sure
you're not disappointed?

I'm just happy we can be
together to celebrate.

-[Wolfie barks]
-[laughs]

All of us.

Now how about we get back to the party?

Who's up for Transylvanian Trivia?

-Ooh.
-I am!

-Detective Demi's in.
-All right now.

Name three Transylvanian kings or queens.

[buzzer jingles]

-Vee.
-King Konstantine the Kooky,

Stanislav the Stinky,

and Queen Magda the Mummy.

Queen Magda the-- Oh! Correct!

-Wait a minute, where'd Wolfie go?
-[Wolfie barking]

Nan, that's your birthday
wand from last year.

He must have buried it in the garden,
and then unburied it.

[laughs]

Thank you, my sweet pup.

Now, if only he could
un-eat your cake.

Did someone say cake?

Chef Remy, what are you doing here?

When Oxana called the house
to let us know

what happened with Wolfie,

I hopped on a broom
and came over, tout de suite.

That's "right away."

[chuckles] Luckily I always make
a backup cake.

You never know what will happen
at a Hauntley birthday.

Thank you all. It's beautiful.

Blow out the candles, Mommy.

-Will you help me, Vee?
-Sure. Make a wish, Nan.

I would, but it already
came true, my little spider.

[blow]

[all] Happy birthday.

-[Wolfie barks]
-[Remy laughs]

Wolfie.

[all laugh]

[Vampirina] "Mirror Mirror."

Let's see.

Don't want to forget
Penelope's birthday,

or Ghoul Girls practice tomorrow.

[barks and pants]

[laughs] Oh.
Thanks for the reminder, Wolfie.

Got to take you to the werewolf park.
I mean, dog park.

Morning, batkin-- Whoa!

That's a troll-load of magnets.

I can never have too many.

Every magnet is something fun
I get to help with.

You've made a lot of commitments
for one little vampire.

-Are you sure you can do it all?
-Definitely.

Today I promised
to help with pizza night,

trim the weeds, and give Wolfie a bath.

Piece of ice-scream cake.

Okay, but maybe you should slow--

Down.

[Remy humming]

[barks]

Whew. Garden, pizza
and Wolfie's bath all done. See?

Are these flowers
in my spookeroni pizza sauce?

[gasps] Oops. Sorry, Chef Remy.

[barking]

Is that my precious sauce?

Aw, shrieks.

I was in such a hurry to help,
I must have mixed up everything.

Remember, Vee, you're only
one little bat.

It's okay if you can't help everyone.

Well, okay. But don't worry,
I'll be more careful next time.

-[Wolfie barks]
-[laughs]

Ghoul morning. Time to get ready.

Woodsies? Isn't that tomorrow?

Edna is hosting
the Woodsies today, remember?

Oh, where's that Edna magnet?

-Ah, there it is. See?
-That's Were-wolfie.

Oh, did I say that one?
Oh, I meant this one.

Oh, no. I told Edgar I would help him
with his new movie today.

How am I going to do both?

Sorry, Vee, looks like you'll
have to say no to someone.

But I promised.

If I say no,
then I'll be letting somebody down.

[sighs] I know I'm only one bat,

but sometimes I wish
there were two of me.

♪ How I wish I had a double ♪

♪ Think of all
That I'd get done ♪

♪ Twice the help
For half the trouble ♪

♪ Double Vee
Means double fun ♪

♪ Playing hide-and-shriek
With Demi ♪

♪ While I'm making magic beans ♪

♪ In the kitchen
With Chef Remi ♪

♪ That's the fun
That two Vees means ♪

♪ Helping Bridget
Find her kitten ♪

♪ Helping Papa fix a shelf ♪

♪ Mama's thank-you notes
Get written ♪

♪ While I chase
A tricky elf ♪

♪ Playing doubles
In bat-minton ♪

♪ While I'm partnered
With myself ♪

♪ Twice the Woodsies
School and dancing ♪

♪ Twice the me for everyone ♪

♪ Twice the magic
And entrancing ♪

♪ Double Vee
Means double fun ♪

Two of you?
It's just not possible, Vee.

Unless it is possible. Follow me.

Hmm. Here it is.

[grunts]

Heavier than I remember.

Wow!

What in great gargoyles is that?

Well, Vee said she wishes
there were two of her, so, ta-da!

[laughs]

That's just my reflection, Demi.

There aren't really two of me.

Well, not yet there isn't.

[clears throat]

Mirror, mirror, crystal clear.

See the face that's standing here.

Help us with your magic ease.

And lend us your reflection, please.

[gasps] Whoa.

-Here we go.
-[gasps]

Holy haunts.

Oh, hi. I'm Vampirina.

But you already knew that,
because so are you.

Well, pleased to meet you, other Vee.

But the real Vee
will always be my favorite.

-Right, Vee?
-Demi, I'm the real Vee.

Whoops. Sorry.

The two of you could be twins.

I don't know about this.

-Two Vees?
-It's perfect.

Now I can help
Edgar and the Woodsies

without having to choose.

But magic mirrors are the trickiest
objects in Transylvania.

Don't they cause mayhem
without their reflections?

Oh, don't worry.
I'm no stranger to mirrors.

I'm so handsome they practically
follow me everywhere.

Well, what I mean is,

as long as we put the reflection
back in the mirror

before midnight tonight,
we'll be fine.

No tricks or treats about it.

Then I'm ready to go.
Or should I say, "we"?

-Huh?
-Oh, yeah.

I forgot to mention that your reflection
actually can't say anything.

They may look like you,
but they can't speak.

There's only one true you,
after all.

Vee, this is a bad idea.

How are you going to be
in two places at once

when only one of you can talk?

[laughs]

Gregoria, I'm over here.

Hey, but I thought you were that one?

Okay, I'm already mixed up.

Don't worry. I can do the talking.

All I need is another me so
I can be in two places at once.

And we'd better go now. Edgar's waiting.

Instant Fog?

Oh, your parents have
the best special effects.

What can I say?
We just love monster movies.

Thanks for helping me film today.

But aren't you supposed
to be at Woodsies?

Oh, don't worry. I'm there.

I mean, I'll be there, you know, later.

Looking good, Woodsies.

After we paint these birdhouses,
we'll hang them in the park.

Oh, the birdies will be singing
all summer long.

And what do we sing, Woodsies?

[all] Woodchuck woodsies,
proud and true.

We never give up,
Woodsie whoo-whoo-whoo.

You sure are quiet today, Vampirina.

Everything okay?

That's the spirit.
I'll check on you later.

Uh-oh. If I'm going to pull this off,

I have to switch back and forth.

Did you say something?

Oh. Um, I think you need
some more fog by the tree house.

-Really sets the scene.
-Good idea.

-Cool.
-I know.

I can't wait to hang mine up.

Woodchuck Woodsies.

[all] Whoo-whoo-whoo.

[ghostly moaning]

[Edna] Okay, Woodsies,

everyone can choose
their favorite color.

-Pink for me.
-Blue, please.

-[all laughing]
-Purple's good.

And...action.

Cut!

This scene is supposed
to have a spooky scream,

and I'm not hearing anything.

You're acting kind of strange.

What if a can of Instant Fog
was a magic potion?

Maybe you're under a spell.

I'll go get my Monster Guide Book to help.

Be right back.

-Aah!
-You okay, Vee?

Um, yeah.

I, um... need more paint.

Didn't you just get new paint?

I mean, a new paintbrush.

From my house. Over there.
Uh, be right back.

Hmm.

Hey, you. I mean, me. Hey, other me.

Vee, everything o... Aah!

Vee, why are you over there
and here and...

oh, I'm seeing double!

Don't worry, it's just my reflection.

I used magic to be
in two places at once.

I'll explain later.

But right now, we can't let
your brother see two of me.

Hey, how's the movie coming along?

I've got something even better.

I think Vee is under a spell.

Wait! Uh, I saw a bat.

Yeah, a huge one.
It, uh, just flew into that tree.

A huge one? Really?

Oh, that's got to be a vampire.

[Vampirina] Hey, wait for me, Edgar.

Wait a second.

You can talk?

[coughs and clears throat]

Of course, yeah.

Just had a frog in my throat.

[girls laughing]

[Poppy] I can't believe you pulled it off.

And I thought having one vampire best
friend around here was tricky.

[sighs] Thanks for your help.

Being in two places was tough,

but I was able to do Woodsies
and help Edgar.

I did it all.

Time for our favorite human
to go home.

Your mom just called, Poppy.

See you tomorrow, Vee.
Good night, other Vee.

Don't forget to put your
reflection back in the mirror.

It has to be back inside by midnight.

Right. I'm on it.

[yawns] I'll do it... right...

[sighs] ...right now.

[sighs]

Wakey, wakey. Oh.

Oh, hi, Vee. Oh, you're up early.

-Aah! Monster!
-Huh?

[yawns]

What time is it?

[Demi & Gregoria] Vee?

Oh, no!

I forgot to put my reflection
back in the mirror last night.

Come on. I hope it's not too late.

[all gasp]

[Demi] Oh! There are more Vees
than I can count.

One Vee, two Vee, three Vee,
blue Vee! Oh, too many!

How did this happen?

Probably because your reflection
wasn't put away by midnight.

Like I said, magic mirrors
cause mayhem

without their reflections.

I said that.

I thought one extra Vee
was hard to handle.

We have to put them back
before anyone notices.

Huh, guess we should have
closed the door.

Come on.

Whew. Good work.

[sighs] So many Vees.

You know, it's kind of hard
to keep track of the right one.

And how do we know
you're not just a reflection?

Demi, I can talk.

The reflections can't, remember?

Right. Only one true you.

Let's just get these
magical reflections

back where they belong.

Mirror, mirror, you gave us plenty.

Now your mirror is too empty.

Mirror, mirror rainbow glow.

Come on, reflections, it's time to go.

Bye, me.

Bye. Bye. See you.

Thanks for your help.

You know, I'm actually going to miss them.

I'm not. I prefer one Vee at a time.

[sighs] I have never been so happy
to be the only Vee in Pennsylvania.

How's your week looking, batkins?

I think I've had enough
busy days for a while.

You were right, Mama.

It's okay if I can't do everything.

What changed your mind?

Well, it turns out being in two
places at once is tough.

I'm only one bat, after all.

That's right, screamheart.

There could never be
another Vee.

Well, I wouldn't say that,

but you are a one-of-a-kind Vee.

Oh, and let's keep it that way.

[laughs] Fine by me.

[theme music playing]