01x22 - Home Scream Home

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♪ Vampirina ♪

♪ We were normal vampires
In Transylvania ♪

♪ Like the other monsters on every block ♪

♪ Till we packed our things
And we flapped our wings ♪

♪ And we got a case
Of human-race culture shock ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ I may be blue with pointy teeth ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ But I'm not so different underneath ♪

♪ It's true that our taste
May be a little off-beat ♪

♪ But we're the battiest monsters
You'll ever meet ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ A ghoulish girl in a human world ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ It may seem strange but it's true ♪

-♪ I'm just like you ♪
-♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Vampirina ♪

♪ And let your inner ghoul... ♪

-[Vampirina] "Home Scream Home."
- ♪ Let your inner ghoul ♪

♪ Rock out! ♪

-[Demi] Whoo-hoo!
-Nice band practice, Ghoul Girls.

Yeah, we're sounding pretty tight.

Even Gregoria seems to like it.

What'd you think, Gregoria?

♪ Gregoria ♪

What? Oh! Is band practice over?

You sounded great!

[laughing]

Ah, okay, okay. I wasn't listening.

I'm about 460 years too old
for that much loud music.

Girls, you sound bat-tastic!

So bat-tastic we have a surprise for you!

Vee, you remember what today is?

[gasps] Oh, my gosh!

Today's the Transylvanian
Scream Factor competition!

What is that?

It's a contest.

Whoever wins The Scream Factor
is Transylvania's best talent.

It's scary good!

I've always wanted to compete...

but we're gonna have to miss it this year.

Don't count your dragons
before they hatch, Vee,

because we have a scream-tastic surprise!

We're going to The Scream Factor,

-all of us!
-[gasps]

And we've signed you up to compete!

It'll be the Ghoul Girls'
Transylvanian debut!

[all cheer]

[Boris] So, everyone,
get your bat tails in gear.

The competition is tonight.

We get to perform!

In Transylvania!

Wait, in Transylvania...

where all the monsters live?

Aw, too bad we can't go
without our parents' permission.

That is true.

Good thing we already got
your parents' permission.

Oh! You did... yay...

So... excited.

Don't worry, Bridget,
this is gonna be amazing.

It is. I mean, look at me.

I'm beside myself with excitement.

Well, why don't you let
the ghostess with the mostess

show you how to get excited?

Whoo-hoo! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh, yeah!

That's how I feel... in here.

Transylvania, here we come!

Um, Mr. Hauntley,
how are we gonna get there, exactly?

Glad you asked. The safest way
for you girls to get there...

-...is by broom.
-[stutters] Broom?

They come in oak or cedar
and fly themselves.

Whoa!

Ah! Of course, you still have
to learn to control them.

[giggles]

I can't believe this is happening.

So, you ready?

Let me just get on my side broom.

-Side broom?
-I know I seem

all light and airy,
but believe it or not, I don't fly.

Can I get a pillow
and some peanuts on this flight?

Uh, no.

Flyin' ain't what it used to be.

Please secure your carry-on luggage,

stow your tray tables,
and hold onto your broomsticks,

because we're up, up, and away!

You can do this! Watch.

Here goes nothing!

[screams]

[shrieks]

Flying is pretty amazing, Vee!

I'm just excited we get to see
where you come from.

Me too!

Home scream home!

♪ The fangtastic forest ♪

♪ So dark and so wild ♪

♪ Troll Mountain or Sea Monster Square ♪

♪ The old haunted houses
I'd haunt as a child ♪

♪ Get ready 'cause we're almost there ♪

♪ Oh, I just can't wait
To show all of you ♪

♪ The magical place that I'm from ♪

♪ Hang onto your brooms ♪

♪ Transylvania, here we come ♪

♪ So many places, so perfectly cursed ♪

♪ I can't decide
What to show you guys first ♪

♪ Now, this is my chance
To share it with you ♪

♪ This magical place that I'm from ♪

♪ Hang onto your hats ♪

♪ Transylvania, here we come ♪

[wolves howling]

[Bridget] Wow, is that Transylvania?

I don't know what I was expecting,

but it's kind of pretty.

I know! This is where I grew up.

Look! That's my favorite
ice cream shop over there!

[gasps] Demi, do they still have
double scary-berry fudge?

Uh, no.
That's Mrs. Mummy's Veggie Wraps now.

[Demi] The I-Scream Shop must've moved.

Oh... I guess it's been
a long time since I was here.

Oh, there!

That's definitely
where I took monster dance class...

isn't it?

I don't think so, sweetkins.

Wow, I thought I remembered
everything about Transylvania.

-Hey, what's that?
-That one I definitely know.

That's Spookleton Castle.
it's where we're going.

[Poppy] The Scream Factor's in a castle?

Transylvania's even better than I thought!

Yeah, it is, isn't it?

Careful with the landing, girls.

Don't want any-- Oof!

...run into anything.

Excellent demonstration
of what not to do, darling.

Thank you, babool.

Poppy, Bridget, follow me.

I'll show you how to land.

Right here.

This is where I always
used to park my broom.

-Whoa!
-Hey! This is magic carpet parking.

Broom parking is over there.

Guess things have changed.

Come, little one,

you have to get checked in
before the show starts.

[upbeat music]

Hey, watch where you're walking!

-I'm floatin' here!
-Excuse me.

[crowd cheering]

Witches and werewolves, ghosts and ghouls,

welcome to The Scream Factor!

I am your drop-dead dazzling host,

Dragos, the dancer!

We have a fantabulous show
for you tonight,

so put your claws, pinchers,
and tentacles together

for our first performers, the Wolf Heads!

[crowd cheering]

[blows whistle]

Ow...

[harmonic howls]

[howling continues]

[cheering]

Come on, we should get backstage.

Ghoul luck, darlings.

[laughs] Yeah!

Ha ha! Whoo, all right!

It's the Ghoul Girls!

The Scream Girls!

Rock and roll!

What are you doing here?

My dad signed us up to compete,

but I didn't know it was against you guys!

We'd never miss competing
in The Scream Factor.

You'll give us
some pretty scary competition.

Yeah! You're gonna rock this show!

No one is gonna rock this show
like we are.

Hee-hee!

I think I'm seeing triple.

You're seeing the one and only Boo Boys,

greatest boy band ever to frost our tips

or moonwalk in unison.

It's not that hard to dance together

when there's only one of you.

The other two Boo Boys

are just ghost puppets
that do whatever Pat does.

True, but look how cool we are.

Are you Scream Girls ready to lose?

Ha! If we lose, we lose.

But we're pretty sure we're gonna win,

unless the Ghoul Girls do.

The Ghoul Girls got bite! Watch out!

The Ghoul Girls. Ha! Never heard of you.

Well, I don't live here anymore.

-Where do you live?
-Pennsylvania!

And you think you can win
Transylvania's top talent show?

Do you even know the hottest new
Transylvanian trends?

What's this year's coolest sneaker?

Oh... I don't know.

Check it. They're Scare-Frankens,

and I've got a pair.

Do you know how to do the Critterbug?

It's only the dance of the summer.

Uh, no, I guess I don't.

And what are they, humans?

[both] Yep.

And proud of it!

You may be a vampire,

but it looks like you
don't belong here anymore.

[sighs]

I am so not getting spooked
by an ex-Transylvanian

and a couple of humans.

Let me breakdance this down for you.

Whoo! Ha ha! Uh! Hee-hee!

I've got a ghostly feeling
we're gonna win.

In fact, I guarantee it.

[snaps]

Well, don't listen to Poltergeist Pat.

You guys totally deserve to be here.

In fact, I can't wait
to hear you rock out!

Thanks! And ghoul luck to you guys, too,

not that you'll need it.

Oh, nice shoes.

Thanks! Catch ya after the show.

I need a little fresh air.

[somber music]

Vee, you okay?

Do you think Pat was right,

that we shouldn't be here?

Don't listen to him!

His moonwalk isn't even that good.

I-I guess. I just...

I've always wanted to perform
in The Scream Factor,

but I don't know if I belong here anymore.

When we moved to Pennsylvania,

I thought I'd always be Transylvanian,

no matter how far away we were,

but I'm not so sure anymore.

Vee, don't let Pat get you down.

I know, it's just he's right.

Things have changed.

Maybe I'm not even
really Transylvanian anymore!

I'd really rather just watch
the competition this year,

if that's okay.

[sighs] I wish you didn't feel that way,

but if that's what you want, okay.

We support you no matter what.

You know that, Vee.

I do. And thanks.

Scream Girls? Scream Girls!

Has anyone seen The Scream Girls?

What's going on?

I can't find 'em anywhere,

and I found this note
on Franken-Stacey's guitar.

"The Scream Girls hereby...

withdraw from The Scream Factor
competition"?

That's weird.

We know The Scream Girls,

and they would never
pull out of a concert.

Or just leave their stuff behind.

You don't think something
happened to them, do you?

It sure looks like it.

We have to look for them.

Good thing I know this castle
like the back of my wings!

I just hope it hasn't changed too much,

like everything else.

We get to explore to explore
a real live castle?

Yay!

Have you guys seen The Scream Girls?

Well, I saw them at Spook Stadium in '64.

That was a scream!

Oh, oh, and at the Mummy Music
Festival last century--

-Demi!
-Demi!

You mean have I seen them today.

Yeah, can't say that I have. Why?

-They're missing.
-[gasps]

Now, please put your Transylvania clappers

together for our
youngest contestant, Lucy.

[babbling]

[Vampirina] No time to watch.

We have to find The Scream Girls.

We're really going to search
a big old scary monster castle

that's basically guaranteed
to have monsters

because it's a monster castle?

Bridget, The Scream Girls are our friends,

-and they need us.
-Uh, I know.

-Coming through!
-Wait for us!

We're joining the search party.

Phew!

[Vampirina] Scream Girls!

Where are they?

I don't think they're out here.

Can we go inside now?

I just wanna ask someone.

Mrs. Sludgio!

Who's Mrs. Sludgio?

Why, I am.

[both shriek]

Muddiest of greetings!

My mom was in a monster
book club with her.

Mrs. Sludgio, it's me, Vampirina.

Oh h* h*! Hello, Vampirina!

I was wondering if you've seen
The Scream Girls.

Oh, no. No, but I heard some music coming

from Gargoyle Hall earlier.

Maybe that was them warming up.

Okay, thanks.

Frightfully nice to see you,

and say hi to your mama for me.

No one in here.

Well, what am I, chopped liver?

[giggles] Sorry.

Franklin! It's been ages-- literally!

I think I last saw you in the Dark Ages.

Look, no time to talk.
Have you seen The Scream Girls?

Nah, but I hear they like to spruce up
and reflect before the show.

Where would they do that?

Wait, I know.

They like to reflect in the Mirror Room!

Follow me!

Thanks, Frank. Let's do lunch!

[Bridget] This room... looks empty.

Sometimes things in Transylvania
aren't exactly what they seem.

I knew it!

Wow, you really did!

Years of playing in here
as a kid, I guess.

Have you seen The Scream Girls?

The kitchen? Thank you!

Come on, let's go.

There are so many skeletons!

I can't tell
if the The Scream Girls are here or not!

If we could only get
these bag of bones out of the way...

I know how to do that.

If there's one thing
these skeletons can't resist,

it's a good conga line!

Well, who can?

Hey, fellas, who wants to conga?

♪ Conga, conga, conga ♪

♪ Conga, conga, conga ♪

♪ Conga, conga, conga ♪

They're not here either?

Don't worry, I looked,

and they're no tin the poltergeist salad.
Mm! Delicious.

That's all the main rooms.

There's no place else to look, is there?

Well... no place you wanna go.

What does that mean?

Where haven't we looked?

The dungeon.

[stutters] Dungeon?

Oh, I don't know if I can do that.

It's for The Scream Girls.

Okay, but I don't know
if I can promise I won't scream.

Well, sometimes a girl's gotta scream.

Heh, am I right? [screams]

Sometimes a ghost has gotta scream, too!

Only problem is how to get
into the dungeon is a secret.

Good thing Nanpire showed me

the last time we came here together.

Girl, you surprise me sometimes!

Uh, it's over...

here!

I just have to play
an old Transylvanian tune.

[chiming]

[creaking]

Here we go!

After you!

No, after you.

No, I insist. After you.

Eh, let the gargoyle do it.

Hello! Scream Girls!

[girl] Help! Help!

Oh! Now I do hear something, or someone!

And they're yelling "help."

I'm gonna scream now, okay?

Okay...

[screams]

[girl] Is someone out there?

-It's The Scream Girls!
-No, no, don't come in!

Oh, no.

Tell me we're not locked in.

I can tell you that,
but it wouldn't be true.

Because we're locked in!

What? [sobs]

Oh, this is gonna be hard time.

Where's the key?

Right here!

Poltergeist Pat?

I told you I wasn't going
to lose this competition,

but you're too good to beat,

so I'm locking you up
until after the show is over.

I'm going to win!

But this isn't winning. This is cheating!

Exactly. Way easier.

You're gonna need your hands and feet

to dance and cheer
for my spooktacular performance.

[clank]

They're about to play my song! Later.

Hee-hee!

Thanks for coming to find us.

The Ghoul Girls
and the Scream Girls stick together.

Ugh! I guess the Boo Boys are gonna win.

The Scream Girls are gonna teach
The Boo Boys a lesson on that stage.

Uh, but how?

Look, I may not remember
everything about Transylvania,

but I do remember this:

Transylvanians never give up!

True dat!

Neither do Pennsylvanians.

That's right, and since
I'm part Transylvanian

and part Pennsylvanian,

this competition isn't over yet.

But how are you gonna do that
from inside the dungeon?

I'm not, and neither is Demi.

Yeah, neither is Demi. [giggles]

Wait-- wait-- wait a minute.

What in the werewolves
are you talking about?

I can't break us out of here!

If only there was a way for you
to fly through that wall.

Uh, yeah! If only!

Oh, yeah, I can! Always forget that.

I'm with you now. Scare you later!

Yay! Oh, oh! But how's Vee gonna get out?

It's gonna be a tight fit...

[grunts]

...but if I could scare up a little help,

I can do anything.

We'll go get the key.

[crowd cheering]

Over there, behind the mummies.

I'm tougher than I look!

[grunting] I can't hold this much longer!

[groaning]

Is this what you're looking for?

Uh, yes! Thank you, Pat.

I knew you'd do the right thing.

[laughs] Have fun!

Pat, no!

Eh! Oh, come on!

I got this.

[straining]

Oh, no! It's too fast!

What's too fast, little V?

Oh, Papa, it's just...

Well, The Boo Boys
locked The Scream Girls in the dungeon,

and then we found them,
but we got locked in,

so Demi and I escaped and we're trying
to get the key to get everyone out.

Well, I'm glad I asked.

Papa, the key!

It's too fast. I can't catch it.

No, but I can.

You remember my friends
The Acro-bats, right?

You with me, boys? We got this.

h* h*! Looks like a bonus act
has taken the airspace!

[crowd gasping]

[whoops]

[Dragos] Ha ha! And these bats
are flying high!

-Gotcha!
-[crowd cheering]

What a show! From The Acrobats!

Great flying, Papa!

Thanks, Vee. Now, go free your friends.

-Demi!
-You're back!

I am back! Locked up.

Never to be free again.

Oh, the screamanity!

Demi, we found the key, remember?

Oh, yeah.

-[Poppy] You did it!
-[Bridget] Yay!

-Whoo-hoo!
-Come on, we gotta go.

[Bridget] You don't have to ask me twice.

Oh, there you are! You go on in one!

Whoo! Just in time.

And now for our final act of the night,

the biggest band this side
of the Terrorific River,

scare it up for The Scream Girls!

Final act? What about The Ghoul Girls?

We're not competing.

This is about Transylvanian talent,

and after all the things
that have changed,

I don't know how Transylvanian
I am anymore.

I don't know, the way you knew

how to get around this castle?

Only someone from Transylvania
could do that.

And the way you stuck up for your friends?

That was pretty Transylvanian, too.

Being Transylvanian isn't about
having the newest pair of shoes.

It's part of who you are.

It doesn't matter where you move to.

That'll never change.

You can be Pennsylvanian
and Transylvanian, too!

[Dragos] Scream Girls! Are you out there?

They're calling you. You gotta go.

Thanks again.

Without friends like you,

we'd still be stuck in a dungeon.

♪ It's a whole new party ♪

♪ Let's get it started ♪

[groans] Come on!

What do I have to do to win this thing?

Learn to play an instrument?

♪ You'd be-- ♪

Sorry, but tonight is a celebration

of all things Transylvania,

and we've got some
really good friends backstage

who have the most Transylvanian spirit
of anyone we know,

so I think we're gonna give
our spot to them.

Give it up for a spooktacular band,

The Ghoul Girls!

[applause]

Really?

That's us!

You didn't have to do that.

I know, but I wanted to.

Come on, rock this place!

You earned it.

♪ You can fly across the monsterverse ♪

♪ As far as batty wings will carry ♪

♪ But you're gonna find
That leaving home ♪

♪ Is really only temporary ♪

♪ Your home
Is a part of the ghoul you are ♪

♪ So deep in your heart you're never far ♪

♪ From home scream home ♪

♪ Home scream home ♪

♪ It doesn't matter where you roam ♪

♪ You're never far from ♪

♪ Home scream home ♪

♪ Wherever you go ♪

♪ Whatever you do ♪

♪ You're Transylvanian
Through and through ♪

♪ Yeah, home scream home ♪

♪ Home scream home ♪

♪ From Pennsylvanian to Transylvania ♪

♪ It doesn't matter where you roam ♪

♪ You're never far ♪

♪ You're never far ♪

♪ You're never far from ♪

♪ Home scream home ♪

[crowd cheering]

Mummies and vamps, please give it up

for our new Scream Factor champions,

The Ghoul Girls!

I guess you can take
the ghoul out of Transylvania,

but you can't take
the Transylvania out of the ghoul.

♪ You're never far from ♪

♪ Home scream home ♪

[closing theme music]