01x20 - Hiccupire/Uncle Bigfoot

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♪ Vampirina ♪

♪ We were normal vampires
In Transylvania ♪

♪ Like the other monsters on every block ♪

♪ Till we packed our things
And we flapped our wings ♪

♪ And we got a case
Of human-race culture shock ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ I may be blue with pointy teeth ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ But I'm not so different underneath ♪

♪ It's true that our taste
May be a little off-beat ♪

♪ But we're the battiest monsters
You'll ever meet ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ A ghoulish girl in a human world ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ It may seem strange but it's true ♪

-♪ I'm just like you ♪
-♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Vampirina ♪

[Vampirina] "Hiccupire."

Thanks for meeting me
before class, you guys.

I need a little pep talk

since we're gonna be studying
ladybugs later today.

Why would you need a pep talk
for ladybugs?

I'm, um... scared of them.

They're still bugs, you know.

Don't worry, Bridget.

Yeah, we'll be there in case you feel...

[hiccups]

What was that?

Uh-oh, vampire hiccups.

Vampire hiccups?

Yep, I get them every once in a while.

They make me... [hiccups]

...do that.

How do you get rid of them?

[Vampirina] They usually just go away
on their own.

I bet they're already... [hiccups]

Uh-oh.

Okay, I can't wait for these hiccups
to go away on their own.

School's about to start.

What's everybody in class
gonna say when you...

-[Vampirina hiccups]
-...do that?

Then we have to get rid of them.

If vampire hiccups
are anything like human hiccups,

you can try taking some deep breaths.

Okay. [inhales deeply]

-Did it work?
-I think so.

I... [hiccups]

[Vampirina] No luck.

Try drinking water upside down.

[slurping, gulps]

I think that worked.

And things are looking... [hiccups]

-[school bell rings]
-Uh-oh. That's not good.

-What do I do?
-Don't worry, Vee.

We'll make sure that no one
sees you floating.

Good morning, class,

I hope you're all excited
to study insects outside later today.

Uh-oh, I feel a hiccup coming on.

-Get into position, Bridget.
-On it.

-[hiccups]
-Uh, what was that?

Oh, um, that was me. Excuse me.

Uh, okay, one of the insects
we might find in the garden

is a grasshopper.

-[hiccups]
-Think heavy thoughts.

What's going on back there?

[chuckling] Sorry. Me again.

I think I ate my breakfast
too quickly this morning.

[sighs] That was a close one.

-[school bell rings]
-[students chattering]

What am I gonna do?

I've never had vampire hiccups
that lasted this long before. [hiccups]

And we can't keep pulling you
down every time.

-My arm's getting tired.
-And I'm afraid of heights.

Oh, me, too!

Oh, but that's something
I had to quickly get over

being a flying ghost and all.

Demi, what are you doing here?

Why, bringing your special order
from Demi's Deliveries, of course!

I mean your lunch.

You left so early this morning,
you forgot it.

Thanks, but I don't think
I really feel like eating.

-[hiccups]
-[gasps] Vampire hiccups?

Yep, and they're really bad.
They won't go away.

We've tried deep breathing.

And drinking water upside down.

Huh. Well, you know,
there's one thing you haven't tried,

the best method of them all, a good scare.

That'll definitely make
your vampire hiccups go away.

But Vee's not scared of anything.

There's gotta be something.

Hmm, I don't know. I'm pretty unscareable.

Papa always says I'm as brave as a bat.

Oh, everyone's afraid of something.
Take me, for instance.

I'm scared of the washer and dryer.

The washer and dryer?

Oh, yeah, they're all loud and buzzy.

And socks? Always going missing in there.

[Demi] Whoo!

Anyway, no need to worry.

I'm gonna go gather
a monster scaring team.

No one knows how to spook
better than monsters. [giggles]

-Oh, be right back.
-Okay, but... [hiccups]

...hurry!

-[air horn shrieks]
- Sacré bleu!

What was that?

[laughs] Good old scream in a can.

I knew that would come in handy.

[gasps] If I had ears,
they would be ringing.

Demi, what was that for?

That, my frightful friends,

is the signal
for the monster scaring team.

-It is?
-It is starting now.

I need your help.
Vee has a bad case of vampire hiccups,

and she needs a good scare
to get rid of them.

What do you say?

Well, if it's for my favorite
little vampire, I'm in.

But of course, I'm in as well.

So we wait for Vee to come home,
and then we unleash the boo!

No, these hiccups are really bad,

and we can't let anyone see
Vee floating around school

or anyone see us, for that matter.

So we have to be sneaky,
and we have to go now.

[all] One, two, three, scare!

Okay, next up, Pennsylvanian history.

This ought to scare the hiccups
right out of Vee.

Everyone please get out your books.

Now the Liberty Bell...

-Boo!
-Oh! [giggles]

Hi, Demi.

I don't think that did the trick.

Sorry, but I... [hiccups]

Can you believe this? It cracked.

Uh, Mr. Gore,
we forgot our textbooks in our lockers.

Can we grab them real quick?

Well, um, okay. Just hurry right back.

Okay, take a look at this, kids.

It's home to Independence Hall,

where our founding fathers
signed the Declaration...

That was way too close.
Mr. Gore almost saw me hiccup.

I hope Demi can scare me soon.

[Bridget] Oh! Now I'm scared just
waiting for you to be scared.

Well, it's gonna be lunchtime soon.

So let's grab our food
while we're out here.

Oh, okay.

-Boo!
-[shrieks]

[stammering] Wrong locker.

Oops, excusez moi, Bridget.

Oh, Remy, I'm over... [hiccups]

here! [sighs]

And I still have the hiccups.

I am sorry for you as well, little one.

My scare was good, but... [inhales]

...my aim was not.

Kids, let me know when you find
a ladybug so we can study it.

They can be identified by their
red back and black spots.

Did you find anything, V?

Not yet.

I'd be fine with not finding any bugs.

Just saying.

[screams]

[giggles] Hi, Gregoria.

Um... nice try.

Yeah, maybe a little too much nice
and not enough spook.

You are one tough cookie to scare.

[school bell rings]

Oh, we're out of time for today.

Let's head back inside and pack up.

We'll look for ladybugs again tomorrow.

Thanks for trying to scare me.

I'll see you at... [hiccups]

...home.

Ah! We have failed.

We are the most miserable
monster scare team.

And Vee can't hide her hiccups forever.

What now?

We might be scare experts,

but what we really need right now
are some Vee experts.

[Boris] Ah, vampire hiccups, huh?

You haven't had those
in quite a while, Vee.

Your little fluttering was always so cute.

But, Papa, they won't go away,

and they're getting worse, too. [hiccups]

Hmm, yes, not so cute if you start flying
through the ceiling

and making holes in the roof.

Did you try scaring them out?

Yep, but I'm unscareable.

[groans]

I don't want vampire hiccups
for... [hiccups]

...ever.

Well, I have an idea,

but we'll have to talk about it
without you in the room.

What? How come?

Sorry, Vampirina, your father's right.

A scare's not a scare
if you see it coming.

The only way this will work
is if you don't know what the plan is.

So go do your homework, batkins.

Okay.

But you're going to have
to be really sneaky

and surprising.

I am one tough ghoul to...
[hiccups, sighs]

...scare.

So what's the idea?

Is Vee really scared of something?

Oh, you bet your bats she is.

It all started when she was a little ghoul

and we were on one of our night flights
through the Transylvania countryside.

Vee wasn't used to flying as a bat yet

and got carried off by a strong breeze.

-Landing in a heard of baby cows!
-[toy moos]

[screams] That's so scary!

Wait, no, it's not.
Baby cows are adorable.

Yeah, so cute!

But, you know, Vee loves stuff
that scares us humans.

Like spiders. And snakes.

And lions and tigers and bears, oh, my.

So it would make sense
that she'd be scared

of something that we think is cute.

Plus she was surrounded
by a whole herd of them by herself,

and now she says
she can't stand their spots

or their little tails
or their little moo sound they make.

[toy moos]

Yes, but the problem is
where do we get a cow

at a time like this?

I know what to do.
Bridget, come to my house.

We'll right back.

[hiccups] Oh! These hiccups are the worst!

[hiccups]

I better go see what's taking
so long downstairs.

[hiccups]

Mama? Papa?

Is anyone here?

Howdy, Vee!

Welcome to your very own
living room rodeo!

[yelps]

I mean, uh... [chuckles]

Um, why would a rodeo be scary?

Because...

[screams] Baby cows!

[toy moos]

I gotta get out of here.

[Demi imitates mooing]

[yelps] Giant baby cow!

[Gregoria] Not that way, Demi, this way.

[Demi] Well, I can't see a thing in here!

[screams]

Ta-da!

[gasps]

-[Boris] Vee?
-[gasps] Did it work?

It did. It did!

[all chattering cheering]

Wow, that was the best scare
I've ever had.

Why didn't you tell us
you were afraid of baby cows?

Well... it's kind of weird
to be scared of baby cows, isn't it?

Not at all, I told you, Vee.
Everyone's afraid of something.

♪ You know I'm afraid of the laundry ♪

♪ I'm scared of creaky stairs ♪

♪ I'm in quite a creepy quandary ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm scared of teddy bears ♪

♪ Everybody gets spooked sometimes ♪

♪ Everybody gets scared ♪

♪ I get spiders deep in my belly ♪

♪ When I look at a horse's hooves ♪

♪ I get spooked by scare-berry jelly ♪

- ♪ What? ♪
- ♪ I don't trust the way it moves ♪

♪ Everybody gets spooked sometimes ♪

♪ Everybody gets scared ♪

♪ I'm afraid of marmalade ♪

♪ A bearded elf ♪

♪ Fear itself ♪

- ♪ Mirrors ♪
- ♪ Jam ♪

♪ Static cling ♪

♪ I'm afraid of everything ♪

♪ Everybody gets spooked sometimes ♪

♪ Everybody gets scared ♪

♪ Everybody gets spooked sometimes ♪

♪ Everybody gets scared ♪

Thanks, everyone.

With your help, I even feel brave enough
to get close to a baby cow.

-[toy moos]
-[gasps]

Or maybe not quite yet.

That's why we came up with a cow
that you could get comfortable with.

It's a cow-pire! Cute and spooky.

[toy moos]

Aw!

I love it! Thanks.

And we'll keep practicing
our cow-operation in the costume

just in case we need to, you know,

scare away your hiccups again.

Come on, Gregoria.

[Gregoria] Quit moving around
so much, you wiggly-squiggly.

[Demi] I can't help it.
It's hot as a heifer in here.

-[children laughing]
-[Demi and Gregoria thud]

[Vampirina] "Uncle Bigfoot."

Hi, Poppy, bye, Poppy!

Wow, look at all this.

What's going on here?

New Scare B&B guest on his way.

Oh, got it.

Now where did that mop go?

Demi, I told you
not to put a spell on the mop

until I had a bucket ready.

-Whoa! Whoa!
-[Poppy giggles]

-Vee!
-Hey, Poppy.

Hi. You look busy. Need help?

Sure, thanks.

[shudders] I guess I shouldn't ask
at this point,

but what's up with the moss?

There's a super-special Scare B&B guest
coming today,

and we want to make sure
he feels right at home.

-And so we've got moss, fish,
-Whoa!

and tons of instant fog to give our house
a swampy makeover.

Moss, fish, fog?

What kind of guest
feels at home from all that?

-[doorbell shrieks]
-He's here, he's here!

Howdy-hi, everyone.

-Uncle Bob!
-Yeehaw!

-Uncle Bob?
-[Boris] Bob!

-Come on, y'all! Bearhug!
-[all laugh]

Since V just said "uncle,"
I thought Bob would be a vampire.

-Nope, legendary Bigfoot.
-Bigfoot? Like the Bigfoot?

No wonder he looks kinda familiar.

-Yep, he's pretty famous.
-Vee just calls him Uncle Bob

because he's known her since she was born.

He's Vee's favorite monster in the world.

Well, you know, not counting
yours truly, of course.

Ooh, I think that hug just got
the kink out of my back.

Uncle Bob, I can't believe you came
all the way to Pennsylvania!

Are you kidding, little Vee?

It's our special day tomorrow.
I wouldn't miss it!

Now who's this little fangless one?

-This is my best friend Poppy.
-Hi.

Poppy, huh? Pleased to meet ya!

Whoa! Nice to meet you Mr. Foot.

What brings you to Pennsylvania?

Well, seeing
how it's my birthday tomorrow,

[chuckles] I had to be where Vee is.

Uncle Bob and I have a tradition.

Every year on his birthday
we have ice scream cake

and play Monstro mini golf.

Plus, I gotta say I'm happy to get away
from all the kerfuffle back home.

Even Bigfoot needs a break now and then.

A break from what?

♪ Back at home, the humans always scurry ♪

♪ To snap a pic of me that isn't blurry ♪

♪ The camera flashes pop ♪

♪ They pester me nonstop ♪

♪ I can't go out to eat or grocery stop ♪

♪ Oh, let me tell you
It's not easy being Bigfoot ♪

♪ The paparazzi drive me up the wall ♪

♪ No, it is not the least bit breezy
Being Bigfoot ♪

♪ So I came here to get away from it all ♪

♪ Oh, let me tell you
It's not easy being Bigfoot ♪

♪ But watch this Sasquatch
Finally have a ball ♪

♪ No, it is not the least bit breezy
Being Bigfoot ♪

♪ But now I'm free
To get away from it all ♪

-Sounds tough.
-It is.

That's why I'm looking forward
to spending some time

with the spook-coolest kid ever.

-[roars]
-[giggles]

-Uncle Bob, quit it!
-[Bob growls]

I got ya! [roars]

[Bob] Catch me if you can!

-[roaring]
-[Vampirina giggling]

-Vee?
-What's wrong?

Bob said that he wanted
to get away from people

trying to take his picture, right?

-Yeah?
-Well, remember,

the world's biggest Bigfoot fan
lives next door.

You know, my brother?

[gasps] Oh, no, that's right!

Yeehaw! [laughs]

[Edgar] Hey, what's going on over there?

-[gasps]
-Oh, no.

Um... Nothing. Just, um...

Playing with dolls.

Dolls? [shudders]

Yep, and, uh... doing ballet.

Ballet? [groans]

-Yep.
-[sighs]

Huh, I thought I heard some roaring.

Uh, that was Poppy.

[Bob roars]

[roaring]

She gets really into her dancing.

[chuckles] It's interpretive.

-[roars]
-[chuckles]

Hmm. Okay.

I really don't like ballet, so I'm...

Out? Yeah, we figured.

Later.

[both sigh]

Huh, who was that talking just now?

Oh, um...

it was Demi.

He was just asking us if we wanted some...

spider toast. [chuckles]

Three spider toasts, please, Demi.

Okay.

In fact, why don't we all go inside
and eat in the kitchen, come on!

[Bob humming]

Why do we have to keep Bob inside again?

Because my brother is out there,

and he's the biggest Bigfoot fan there is.

If he spots even one toe of Bob,
he'll run for his camera.

And if uncle Bob sees a human
trying to take his picture,

he'll wanna go.

I don't want him to leave
before his birthday celebration.

It's our special thing.

Hmm, easier said than done
since Bob's the outdoorsy type.

Even when we were in college,

he'd sleep on the roof
and take baths in the fountain.

How can we keep him from going outside?

I know, we'll do all
of our birthday celebration stuff inside.

I mean, we already decorated the house
to feel like a swamp.

Okeydokey, so what's first
on the Vee-Bob birthday checklist?

Monstro mini golf.

We can... set up a course
in the living room.

I'll go get the roly-polys.

Roly-polys?

Wow! You guys did all this for big old me?

Of course, Uncle Bob.

Pennsylvania doesn't have
any Monstro mini golf courses yet.

-So we made our own.
-[roly-poly chitters]

Not to sound like a broken record,

but what are the roly-polys for?

They're the golf ba*ls.

[roly-poly chittering]

[Vampirina] Monstro mini golf
is extra hard because...

[roly poly chitters]

the ball has a mind of its own.

[laughs] Cool.

Vee and Poppy
sure were acting suspicious earlier.

If there's weird stuff going on,
I don't wanna miss out.

[gasps] Footprints?
And they look familiar.

I'm gonna get my monster guidebook
and compare.

[roly-poly chitters]

Come on, come on...

-[chitters]
-Woo-hoo!

Wow, Boris, a roll in one!

What a shot! Have you been practicing?

Well, maybe just once or twice.

Or three times. A day.

[laughs] You're up, Uncle Bob.

Yeehaw! [laughs]

[timer dings, shrieks]

That means that the fish is done cooking.

Vee, Boris, Poppy,
will you come help me set the table?

-Yep.
-You got it.

You guys, make sure Uncle Bob
doesn't go outside, okay?

We don't want Edgar to see him.

-You got it, Vee.
-You have our gargoyle guarantee.

Whoa, wait, gargoyle guarantee?

Yep, it's the strongest promise
a monster can make.

[gasps] Stronger than a ghost guarantee?

[scoffs] Oh, yeah, definitely.

[roly-poly chitters]

Wait, come back, you little critter!

Gargoyles are made out of stone,
just like our promises.

Yet, but ghosts are flexible.

We roll with whatever comes our way.

Well, we'll ask Bob then.

Bob, which is a better... Huh?

-Where'd he go?
-[Vampirina] Table's set!

Everybody wash their hands and... [gaps]

Where'd Bob go?

[chuckling] Well, uh, that is the question
of the day, now isn't it?

[titters]

Crispy crawdads, where'd it go now?

Here, roly-poly-poly.

Okay, what monster
do these prints belong to?

[Edgar] Mummy, no.

Werewolf, no, bigfoot...

[gasps] Bigfoot!

Is that... it's him!

It's him! It is him, uh, isn't it?

[playful music]

Either way,
I gotta take a picture with my...

[gasps] Oh, no,
I left my camera in my room!

Oh, no, that was Edgar.
He must have spotted Bob.

We have to tell him to come inside.

Right. Hey, Bob, dinner's ready!

Can't yet. Gotta find my ball first.

It's a sneaky one.

Edgar will be right back out.

You've gotta tell Bob it's an emergency.

We can't, if he finds out
that someone's trying to take his picture,

he'll leave before we can finish
the birthday celebration.

I haven't seen Uncle Bob at all
since we moved to Pennsylvania.

If he doesn't feel safe here,
he'll never wanna come back.

Then we'll just have to keep Edgar
from snapping a picture.

I mean, I don't have the foggiest idea
on how we can do that, but...

Wait, foggiest!

We can make the instant fog that Mama got
to swampify the house!

Do you know how to make instant fog?

Sure, I do, you just add water
and poof, fogified!

Okay, I'm all set.

Better keep my distance
so I don't spook Bigfoot.

Gotta make sure the picture isn't blurry.

Put it into focus and... [groans]

Fog! A monster photographer's
greatest enemy!

-[camera clicks]
-I really hope I got a good one.

-[giggles]
-[Bob] There you are!

Gotcha!

[giggling] That's great, Uncle Bob.

Why don't we, um, hurry back inside then?

Oh, man, all these pics are foggy!

I better go in for a closer shot.

Come on, Vee.

-[distant roaring]
-[gasps]

All right, legendary Bigfoot,
prepare for your close-up.

Huh? Mr. Hauntley?

Oh, I thought you were Bigfoot.

[laughs] Sorry.

No monsters out here, nope.
Just regular old me.

It was you the whole time?
But what about the tracks I saw?

They were huge!

Must have been these guys.

I like to get used to my galoshes
in the backyard.

But... but the deep voice I heard!

That's how I break in new shoes.

[roars] Galoshes!

Hmm, well, I'm never giving up.

I'm gonna go back inside
and search the Internet

for more Bigfoot clues,
and I'll find him one day.

I'm out.

-[Vee] Ready?
-[Boris] Ready!

Happy birthday, Bob!

Wow! Well, if this isn't
the most haunt-erific dessert

I've ever laid my eyes on.

-Is it ice scream cake?
-Of course!

It's our special tradition, Uncle Bob.

You know, kiddo,

I wasn't sure about Pennsylvania
when you moved here,

but after such a fun day,
I can see why you like it so much.

-I can't wait to come and visit you again!
-[all laugh]

Hey! Say it, don't spray it.

Or try and spray half as much.

[giggles] I think they're right,
Uncle Bob.

Oh, they are, huh?

-Come here! [roars]
-[laughing]

-Demi alert!
-I'm gonna tickle you!

[all laughing]

[closing theme music]