01x16 - Look Who's Scared Now!/Dust Bunnies

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♪ Vampirina ♪

♪ We were normal vampires
In Transylvania ♪

♪ Like the other monsters on every block ♪

♪ Till we packed our things
And we flapped our wings ♪

♪ And we got a case
Of human-race culture shock ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ I may be blue with pointy teeth ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ But I'm not so different underneath ♪

♪ It's true that our taste
May be a little off-beat ♪

♪ But we're the battiest monsters
You'll ever meet ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ A ghoulish girl in a human world ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ It may seem strange but it's true ♪

-♪ I'm just like you ♪
-♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Vampirina ♪

[Vampirina] "Look Who's Scared Now."

Sweet bat cakes, we packed enough snacks

to feed a pack of ravenous wolves.

[chuckles] Or one little Wolfie.

Everyone ready for
the town-iversary celebration?

The towni-what now?

The town-iversary.

It's like a birthday party,
but for a town.

And our little Pennsylvanian town

is turning 250 years old.

Two hundred and fifty? That's nothing.

Call me when the town turns 473.

-[chuckles]
-Then I might be impressed.

This isn't just any birthday party.

It's our first town celebration

with our new friends and neighbors.

She's right. We live in Pennsylvania now,

and all Pennsylvanians
go to the town-iversary.

But we can't go looking like this.

We need some town spirit.

Rah, rah, sis-boom-boo.

Town spirit, reporting for duty.

[giggles] Demi!

[Boris] For you, my lovely.

It's very... oh, pink.

It's Beary, the official town mascot.

He is pink and white,
the official town colors.

How do I look?

Like a proud Pennsylvanian, Papa.

Now let's rehearse the Pennsylvania cheer

one more time.

Is this the official town cheer?

Nah, Boris just made it up
one day in the shower.

♪ It's the perfect place to be ♪

♪ For a monster family ♪

♪ Pennsylvania, we love you ♪

♪ We love you ♪

♪ Oh, we come from out of town ♪

♪ We're the proudest
Pennsylvanians around ♪

♪ Pennsylvania, we love you ♪

♪ We love you ♪

♪ Pennsylvania, we love you ♪

♪ Pennsylvania,
we love you, boop-boop-e-doo ♪

That's the spirit, Demi.

Yes, I am. I am totally the spirit.

[giggles] Get it? 'Cause I'm a ghost.

So can I go to the town-iversary,
please, please, please?

Maybe you can hide in the picnic basket,

if we take out some food.

On it!

[Wolfie woofs]

If he's going, I'm going.

[straining]

[doorbell shrieks]

Happy town-iversary, girls.

Happy town-iversary, Hauntleys.

My mom and Edgar are already at the park,

but we wanted to come
to the celebration with you,

since it's your first time.

I can't wait to see the fireworks tonight.

We've never seen fireworks before.

-You're gonna love them.
-[gasps]

Let the town-iversary begin!

Perfect spot, Papa.
Close to the celebration,

but not so close that anyone
will spot Demi and Gregoria.

Whoo! Let's get this party started!

Shh! Gregoria, my mom's coming.

Happy town-iversary, Hauntleys.

So glad you could make it.

Oh, not even a horde of wicked trolls
could keep us away.

Uh, wicked trolls used to
invade our celebrations

back in Transylvania.

They could curse an entire town
with their sparkling magic.

They really spoiled the party.

[chuckles]

Wicked trolls?

Oh, you are a hoot. [gasps]

Edna: What an adorable little side table.

[trumpet playing]

I... uh... guess
it's time for more lemonade.

Bye-bye, Hauntleys. Have fun.

[slurping] Did I miss anything?

Nope, but the town
marching band is about to start.

-[music blares]
-[all scream]

Sorry. Just warming up, folks.

What was that?

[chuckles]

It was only a trombone.

I still don't understand
why they call it that.

It doesn't have any bones at all.

Vee, did you just get a little scared?

[giggles] Of course not.

We weren't scared.

Just a little surprised, that's all.

Demi looks pretty terrified to me.

Who, me? Nah.

That was the chiller thriller


It sure packs a punch.

[screaming]

[Oxana] Oh. I've never seen anything
that grotesquely adorable before.

It's only Beary. [chuckles]

Those eyes really stare you down,
in a frighteningly cute way.

[chuckles] Good one, Beary.

Beary? Where? [gasps]

That cuddly bear will eat us all!

I'll save you!

Uh-oh. We've gotta get Demi down

before someone spots him. Demi!

Don't worry, it's only a balloon.

It's not going to eat you.

But those eyes,

and that big, pink Beary face.

Oh, brother.
Seriously, Poppy, it's your brother.

Is that what I think it is?

Um... it's...

uh... what do you think it is?

It's the coolest balloon ever!

I'm gonna get one. Hey, balloon guy.

Over here.

[sighs] That was close.

Whew. Too close.

Maybe we should go home.

You know, for Gregoria.

She looks pretty terrified.

What are you talkin' about?

I'm fine as a fang over here.

Besides, the fireworks are gonna start
as soon as it gets dark.

Oh, the dark. Now that sounds fang-tastic.

I can't believe you don't have
fireworks in Transylvania.

They're amazing.

If they're anything like
fire-breathing dragons,

then we're gonna love 'em.

[Hauntleys gasp]

[Bridget] The fireworks are starting!

They sure are loud.

Oh, no. Is that what I think it is?

The sparkles, the loud noise.

It looks an awful lot like...

[all] Wicked trolls!

Aah! Take cover!

Those magical sparkles will cast a spell
on the entire town.

[all] Whoa!

Hear that? It's already happening.

Oh, battykins.

This is just like when the trolls
enchanted our town in Transylvania.

Their spell made us
cluck like chickens for weeks.

Uh-oh. This just went
from bad to... batty!

We have to get out of here.

Trust me, Vee, everything's fine.

-That's not wicked troll...
-[fireworks]

magic.

[doorbell shrieks]

[Poppy] Vee. Mr. and Mrs.
Hauntley, are you in there?

It's the trolls. They're coming to cast
their spell on us.

It sounded like Poppy's voice.

How do we know it's not
the trolls pretending to be Poppy?

Trolls can be very, very tricky.

If only we could look through walls.

Demi, you can look through walls.

I'm not going over there.

What if there's another boom,
and another burst of wicked troll magic?

That's it. Trolls or no trolls,

I'm openin' that door.

[both gasp]

Why did you close the door? Are they home?

Um, yes, they've, uh...

-Changed into bats.
-What?

They've changed into bat... bathrobes.

Hello!

We're just here to check
on our favorite neighbors.

Sorry to catch you
in your bathrobes. [chuckling]

Oh, Vampirina, you changed fast.

Changed? Did you see...

You in your bathrobe.

Nope. Mom, I think we've got it from here.

You and Edgar can go
back to the town-iversary.

Okay, sweetie.

It'd be a shame if you missed the rest
of the celebration, Vampirina.

Our little town just wouldn't be the same
without you Hauntleys.

Are you all okay?

Well, I'm feeling pretty batty,

and kind of jumpy and nervous.

-Me, too.
-And also me.

-Is your heart beating really fast?
-Yeah.

Are your hands, or wings, kinda sweaty?

-[all] Yes!
-Wow!

It's strange to see someone besides me
get scared for a change.

Scared? Is that what I'm feeling?

♪ I do not mind revealing ♪

♪ Fear's something we adore ♪

♪ So what's this strange new feeling ♪

♪ We have never felt before? ♪

♪ My heart goes pitter patter ♪

♪ My nostrils, look, they're flared ♪

♪ My fangs are all a-chatter ♪

♪ Could it be we're scared? ♪

♪ My wings are shaking ♪

♪ My tail is quaking ♪

♪ My instincts all say turn and run ♪

♪ My stomach's churning ♪

♪ I think we're learning ♪

♪ That sometimes being scared
Is really not so much fun ♪

♪ Is this how humans do it? ♪

♪ Our roles are now reversed ♪

♪ How do you guys get through it? ♪

♪ Feeling fear is just the worst ♪

♪ My head is thumping ♪

♪ My heart is jumping ♪

♪ My nerves of steel have been undone ♪

♪ It's quite surprising ♪

♪ We're realizing ♪

♪ That sometimes being scared is ♪

♪ Most unpleasant ♪

♪ Rather awful ♪

♪ Not so much fun ♪

It's okay, Vee.
Everybody gets scared sometimes.

Even vampires.

But you always show us
there's nothing to be afraid of.

Now it's our turn to show you.

Believe me, if there's
even a hint of something scary

at the town-iversary,

I would be the first
to run away screaming.

-Uh-huh.
-She has a point.

So there's no wicked troll magic?

Nope. Those are the fireworks.

They look the same every year.

What about the sparkles and booms?

It's just a part of the show.

Really? That's... different.

But I know that
just because something's different,

doesn't mean it's scary.

Just like a certain
Pennsylvanian vampire I know.

Thanks. I'm so glad you're here.

You know what? I'm feeling better.

I don't think I'm scared anymore.

That makes all of us.

So now I'm sorry we left.

Oh, how can we ever
call ourselves Pennsylvanians

when we flew away from
our first town-iversary?

You're Pennsylvanians, all right.

You've got more town spirit than anyone.

My mom's right. The town wouldn't
be the same without you.

It's not too late.

We can still catch
the rest of the fireworks.

[Bridget] Are you in?

Of course we are.

Town-iversary, here we come...

again!

[all cheering]

Look at that. It's so pretty.

Wow. They're spook-tacular.

I can't believe I almost missed this.

Same here, and you know,

I'm kinda warming up to Beary, too.

Thanks again for helping us.

Now we'll know how you feel if you ever
get scared at my house.

For me, that's pretty much
every time I'm at your house.

But we know there's nothing
to be afraid of.

Not with friends like you.

Good gargoyles, is that Demi?

Leave it to the ghost to make this
the best town-iversary ever!

A little pink here, a lot of pink there...

Dum-dah-dah-dah!

-[all exclaiming]
-[Vampirina] It's Beary!

Yep, this town really wouldn't be the same

without the Hauntleys.

[girls giggling]

[Vampirina] "Dust Bunnies."

Ahh, nothing like spending the day
just floating in the pool.

You realize you're not
actually in the pool, right?

Yeah, water's a little cold
for this ghost,

but the weather is just terror-iffic.

-Nothing can stop our fun.
-Don't jinx it.

Puh-lease. You think just because
I said nothing can stop our fun,

something's gonna come up
and suddenly stop our fun?

Time to clean the house, everyone.

Purely a coincidence.

But we've never cleaned the house before.

We like it dusty and spooky-looking.

Yes, but even haunted houses
need a cleaning every once in a while.

Or once every 100 years, to be exact.

But Gregoria and I just
literally cleaned this place.

It can't have been more than...

Oh, hey, 100 years ago to the day.

Wow, time really does
fly when you're having fun...

you know, not cleaning.

♪ A house left untidy
Can lose its mystique ♪

♪ The floors get so filthy,
They don't even creak ♪

♪ The shadows are lost
Under layers of muck ♪

♪ The cobwebs have cobwebs,
The spiders get stuck ♪

♪ This house may be haunted,
But this is obscene ♪

♪ So let's make it frightfully clean ♪

♪ The dust on the portraits
Has built up so far ♪

♪ You can't even tell
Just how ghastly they are ♪

♪ These old suits of armor,
So spookily styled ♪

♪ They've now grown so tarnished ♪

♪ They'd not scare a child ♪

♪ The gloom can't be flaunted
If it can't be seen ♪

♪ This house must be frightfully clean ♪

♪ This skeleton's turning
A strange shade of green ♪

♪ Oh, look, here's a cobweb from 1815 ♪

♪ Shall we scrub down this gargoyle? ♪

♪ Now that's downright mean ♪

♪ This house must be frightfully clean ♪

You're right, Mama.

This house definitely needs a wash.

I can't wait to get started.

But look at these hands.

They're made for waving at people,

and picking up snacks, not hard work.

Oh, it'll be over quicker
than a bat can flap its wings.

Boris and I have already gotten started.

We need to fly to Transylvania
to pick up more ghoul polish.

Then we'll be back to help finish.

Great. Bye, Mama.

Come on, it'll be fun.

And if we all work together,

we'll be back outside in no time.

Can't... mop... any... longer.

You haven't even started.

I know, and I'm already tired.

If you did less blabbering
and more mopping,

we'd be halfway done already.

[grumbling, muttering]

Are you gonna do that the entire time?

Sorry. I just wish we could magically
make all this dust disappear.

[gasps] Idea!

Oh, hoddely-hoo.

We're magical creatures. We can.

Oxana has a whole book
of household spells.

Let's see, invisibility, no.

Flying charms.

I already can, thank you very much.

I think we should stick
to cleaning my room

the old-fashioned way.

We're not supposed
to use magic if we don't have to.

Vee's right.

Didn't you learn your lesson
about using magic to take shortcuts?

I guess not, because
I don't remember learning any lesson.

Oh, bingo. Home care. Here we go.

How to turn dust into air. [chuckles]

"Dust, dust everywhere.

In every nook, in every square.

Don't wanna work, just wanna play.

Make all this dust bounce away."

Um, Demi... they're cute,

but why is my room
filled with dust bunnies?

Uh... oopsies.

This spell actually
says turn dust into hare.

That's another name for a bunny, isn't it?

I really need to start reading closer.

Why, hello, cute little bunnies.

[chuckles] It's okay, guys.

It turns out they're totally harmless.

[bunnies shriek]

Did I say totally?

They're making a mess.

We have to do something.

We can just look up the counter-spell.

That will put everything back to normal.

[chattering]

Oh, no. I wish my parents were here.

They'd know what to do.

We have to wait till they get back.

Yeah, it's not like they're gonna destroy
the house in that time, right?

Well, at least we're not cleaning.

We gotta calm them down,
or they will destroy the house.

I have an idea.

"And while Muddy the messy mummy

loved to be muddy,
she learned that being clean

can also be just as good.

The end."

-[snoring]
-[Vampirina] It worked.

I always fall asleep
when Mama reads me a story.

You're not the only one.

[Demi snoring]

[gasps] Did I miss the ending?

Who did it, who didn't do it?

-What's the story about again?
-Shush!

[quietly] I mean, sh!

I won't make a ghostly sound.

[stair creaks]

You try walking softly
when your feet are made of stone.

Look, as long as they stay asleep

until Mama and Papa get back,
we should be fine.

Please. They'll be asleep for hours,

which means we can
go enjoy that gloomy weather.

[sighs] Haze, storm clouds,
and Vee's clothes

falling from the sky.

Vee's clothes are falling from the sky?

I got it!

[muffled] Whew! That was a close one.

Uh-oh.

Don't they ever run out of energy?

Gregoria, you're a genius!

We just need to wear them out.

Then they'll be too tired to cause a mess.

-You okay?
-I never thought I'd say this,

but I think I'd rather be cleaning.

If there's one thing
that'll wear them out,

it's scare tag... I hope.

All right, dust bunnies, you're it!

They're too quick.

My feet are throbbin',
and I have stone feet.

Oh, face it.

Nothing's gonna tucker out
these little bunnies.

Sh. Look.

It looks like we did wear them out.

That wasn't so bad.

It could've been worse.

At least they didn't
get out of Vee's room.

[chuckles] Can you imagine?

They tricked us, didn't they?

They're on my head?

Come on. We gotta stop them.

[sniffing]

Ah, the perfect blend of scary and berry.

Hm! Flawless, delicious pies.

Hey. Those do not belong to you.

Put them down!
Where are your table manners?

Hey, no, no. No, no, no.

Oh!

Thank goodness.

Bleh.

My masterpieces.

They are ruined!

Mmm. Still delicious.

Sorry, Chef Remy. Come on!

[bunnies chattering]

[dial tone rings]

They're too fast.

[all] Huh?

They locked us out!

This is no way to treat a five-star chef.

[groans]

Mama, Papa. You're back.

And you're... on our porch?
What's going on?

Oh, not much, you know.

What's going on with you guys?

I see you got some ghoul polish.

-That's exciting.
-[crashing]

Anyway, I definitely didn't put a spell
on the dust in Vee's room,

creating a ton of kooky
and adorable dust bunnies

that have locked us out,
and are now destroying

-every inch of your house.
-[shatters]

Okay, that's exactly what I did.

We tried to reverse the spell,

but they tore up the spell book.

[soft chuckle] Dust bunnies are
very good at making messes.

I'm sorry.

I guess it would've been a lot easier
to just clean in the first place. Huh?

We tried to tell you.

Well, one thing's for sure.

This ghost won't be using magic
to take shortcuts any time soon.

That is, after we use magic one more time

to conjure up a spell
to contain those dust bunnies. You know?

I have some bad news.

We can't, without reciting the spell
exactly as it was in the book.

There's no way to counter-act it.

Then we'll have to collect them
the old-fashioned way.

We got into this mess by not cleaning.

We're going to get out of it by cleaning.

Vee's right. With everyone cleaning,

we have a chance against them.

[grunts] But we're locked out.

Demi, you're a ghost.

You can just go through
the door and unlock it.

Oh... right. Yeah.

Why do I always forget that?

[squeaking]

It's time to clean things up around here.

On my mark. Clean!

Nice going.

Turns out I'm actually pretty
good at this cleaning thing.

We did it! We got them all.

But I want them to be happy.

We have to find them a good home.

Of course, bat cakes.

I think I know just the place.

Your grandma will just love
getting a delivery of these cute fellas.

And they will love it there, too.

No house is more chaotic
or messy than Nanpire's.

She's a spook-tacular housekeeper.

-Bye!
-Bye-bye!

[sighs] I sure am gonna miss those guys.

That makes one of you.

I owe everyone a big thanks.

No more magical shortcuts for this ghost.

Besides, it turns out,
cleaning can be fun.

That's good, 'cause Vee's room
is still a disaster.

[all laughing]

[Demi] I knew we forgot something.

More dust bunnies?

How splendid! I can never have enough.

[laughing]

[closing theme music]