[silence]
[lawyer] Please face the court reporter
and raise your right hand.
[court reporter] Do you swear
to tell the truth, the whole truth,
and nothing but the truth,
so help you God?
Sure.
[lawyer]
State and spell your name, please.
Benjamin Friedman.
B-e-n-j-a-m-i-n
F-r-i-e-d-m-a-n.
[lawyer] And what is your profession,
Mr. Friedman?
Producer.
Film and television producer.
[lawyer] Would you give us
the titles of some of the films
or television programs
that you've produced?
Well, I produced this...
Well, my partner and I
produced a series, uh,
called Dumb People,
uh, it's on YouTube,
it's gotten over 100,000 views.
[lawyer] Have you ever produced
a film or a television show
that was distributed commercially?
No.
[lawyer] Have you ever produced
a film or television show
for which you were compensated
for your work?
No.
[lawyer] And were you the producer
of a television reality show pilot
entitled "Survive!",
which began sh**ting on July 15, 2014
in the Mojave desert?
Yes. I was a producer.
I was one of the producers.
And I was not personally responsible...
[lawyer] Would you describe
the events of July 15, 2014,
as clearly as you can remember them?
Well, like you said,
it was the first day of filming
for this pilot, intended pilot...
[sighs]
♪♪
I just finished a tour in Afghanistan.
Two in Iraq before that.
I'm looking forward to this.
I'm expecting to see some guys
from the other branches.
I think I can give them
a run for their money.
[Elsa] Oh, I think it's going
to be a grand adventure,...
...n'est pas?
[laughing]
Oh, Piddles doesn't want me to go.
They talk to us all the time, you know,
the animals,
but we have to tune them in,
like radio frequency.
[chuckles]
And if we do, we-we have much to learn.
Yes. More than you can imagine.
[Bruce] What should people
know about me? Well...
Uh, I'm g*y.
Uh...
I love reality shows.
I would k*ll to be on The Bachelor,
as a contestant, of course.
Um, I'm also a practicing Buddhist.
At least I try to be.
So, a reality-show-watching,
chubby, g*y Buddhist.
So we got that demographic
all sewed up, I think, don't you?
[chuckles]
[Amber] Well, I have to be careful
in the sun, you know,
because of my complexion?
But, you know how some nights,
you want to look up at the moon,
but there's, like,
an Arco station right outside
your bedroom window.
Well, I just want
to look up at the moon.
So it'll be fun, right?
[Violet]
I spend most of my career in the ER,
and now I just work night shifts
here at the nursing home.
It's hard.
You... you do what you can,
but you always know what
the outcome's gonna be.
Guess I just need a break.
You know, it'd be nice to get
away from death for a while.
[Peter]
This is just a continuation of my work.
You know, I've studied extreme
environments all over the world,
and, uh... frankly,
you're lucky to have me.
Though you're going to have to accept...
probably gonna win.
[narrator] From somewhere deep
in the vast, uncharted regions
of Planet Earth, this is....
Survive!
Six contestants, abandoned hundreds
of miles from civilization.
Four clues, each one
leading to the next.
One chance to win it all.
One hundred thousand dollars in cash.
And here's your host....
Erik Estrada!
Hello.
And welcome to Survive!,
the world's most intense, and
dangerous, reality competition.
In a few moments, these six contestants
will begin the adventure of a lifetime.
Let's meet them.
Mitch Adams.
He'll carry the shelter.
Peter Dunkirk. He'll carry the
compass and other essential tools.
Bruce Charmaine.
He will carry the food,
just enough for the first leg
of their journey.
Elsa Brouchard, who will
carry the water supply.
One day's worth.
Violet Rheems has the medical supplies.
And finally, Amber Trembell,
who carries... nothing.
Nothing but a secret that could make her
the most valuable contestant
of them all.
Wait, wait...
♪♪
You've gotta be kidding me.
I thought this was for real.
[Erik]
Listen carefully, all of you.
In a few moments,
you will be given a clue.
You must solve that clue,
together or on your own.
When you do...
yellow marker flags
will lead you to a second clue,
which could be miles away
or in the very environment around you.
Four clues in all.
Solve them all,
and you'll find a gold flag
and win the competition.
And what will you win?
Well, that depends.
If all six of you make it
to the end together,
it's... one dollar.
Just enough for a cold beer
back in civilization,
if you split a six-pack.
I hate beer!
If only five of you reach the final
flag, the prize increases tenfold,
ten dollars a piece.
And if only one of you
reaches the final flag,
one hundred thousand dollars in cash.
Your packs now contain the personal
items you brought with you
and the items you'll be
carrying for the entire team.
You are now being fitted with
specially-designed helmets.
Each has been fitted with two
high-definition video cameras,
internal memory chips, a headlamp,
and solar charging cells.
Starting right now,
those cameras will be
recording continuously
for 24 hours a day.
You will hike in these helmets.
You will eat in them,
and you will sleep in them.
If you attempt to disable
the cameras in any way,
you will be eliminated.
There are also video cameras
in your monoculars,
and motion-activated cameras
at each of the clues
and at other remote locations
along your route.
And you will be accompanied
by one other person,
just one.
His name is not important.
All you need to know is that
he is a world-class cameraman
who has documented,
among other things, three expeditions
to the top of Mt. Everest.
If you speak to him,
you will be eliminated.
You cannot personally impede
another contestant in any way.
If you do, you will be eliminated.
If you are eliminated, or want to quit,
he will use a satellite phone
to summon a helicopter,
and your participation in this
competition will be over.
You are now being given
two gallons of water.
Just enough to make it to the next clue.
A minor point, perhaps, but out here,
you'll quickly learn that water is worth
more than all the money in the world.
Good luck,
and welcome to the biggest
adventure of your lives.
♪♪
Oh... my...
Well, that was a little overly
dramatic, don't you think?
It's supposed to be overly dramatic.
It's a reality show.
Anybody ready to quit yet?
Looking a little burnt there, Sarge.
All right.
Let's do this.
Oh, excuse me.
Um, I think the correct
procedure is to elect a leader.
I'm sorry, what's your name again?
Bruce.
William Bruce Charmaine.
Do you spend a lot of time
in the desert, "Bruce"?
Actually, uh, a group of us go to
Palm Springs almost every Easter.
It's a 105 degrees.
We have two gallons of water.
In six hours, that sun's gonna set.
I suggest we read the clue.
♪♪
[birds chittering]
- Read it again.
- She's read it five times already.
And she'll read it
another five, if necessary.
"Count now the foreign treeless plains,
for only southern sun can show the way.
This far, this year, oh.
One for six."
[scoffs]
I give up.
Actually, I gave up
the first time we read it.
Look, it's simple,
I've already explained it.
These are the treeless plains, see?
- No trees.
- But what about the...
- Those are cactus, not trees.
- Technically, they're yucca.
Whatever.
Look, the southern sun knows the way,
so we follow it,
on this day of the "year, oh".
And "one for six"?
One clue for six of us to solve.
"All for one, and one for all."
Who cares. Let's go.
Um, I-I think it may
be something else.
Oh, I'm sorry, everybody.
Sarge, here, has a better idea.
Well, there's another word
for treeless plains.
- Um, it's a foreign word.
- Oh, steppes!
In Russia, they are called steppes.
Right, "steps", so, um, I think that,
maybe, we should count steps.
Um, our steps.
See...
"This far, this year."
This year is 2014.
Plus an "oh".
Twenty thousand, one hundred and forty.
Oh, you're military intelligence!
- What else?
- Uh, well, this word, "sun".
Maybe it's "s-o-n",
like a man.
That could be Peter
because he's Australian.
Australia's in the south, right?
So he's a "southern son."
- All right, yes.
- This is a joke.
So which way do we walk?
Well, only Peter can tell us that.
"Only the southern son
can show the way."
But this part.
Maybe they're numbers.
One, four, six.
Get out your compass.
One, four, six.
degrees.
There.
Right there.
That's where we go.
I don't believe it.
So that's why you
don't have to carry anything.
Because you are like Dustin
Hoffman in that movie, Rain Man!
So... now we can go, right?
♪♪
Sorry I got a little testy
back there, mate.
Doesn't matter.
I figure in the end, it'll come down to
the two of us, one way or the other.
My thoughts precisely.
So until then,
perhaps we should work together
to ensure that outcome.
I'll think about it.
- So how'd you do it?
- Do what?
The clue.
How did you figure it out?
I don't know, the answers,
they just come to me.
It's the rest of my life
I have problems with.
You know, like, boyfriends and things.
Tell me about it.
To be honest, that's
the real reason I'm doing this.
I just wanted to spend time
with people who I knew
were gonna be there in
the morning when I wake up.
[chuckles]
...1435, 36, 37, 38...
Oh, you know, pigs,
they are the intellectuals,
of course, they just play dumb.
Nobody can stand the cats.
Oh, but the dogs, now they,
they are the spiritual ones.
You know, one time,
I channeled a collie.
I believe he was the reincarnation
of Krishnamurti himself.
[laughing]
Funny thing is, I...
He would not stay housebroken.
I don't know why.
[hawk calls]
So where do you think we are?
Somewhere in the Mojave, of course.
Sill a very forbidding place. You
know, extreme temperature swings,
virtually no potable water,
and then, of course,
you've got the whole
superstitious nonsense.
What?
What kind of superstitious nonsense?
Oh, you know, "Area 51",
cow mutilations,
little green aliens, that sort of thing.
But I'm sure
they're gonna make some very
titillating little "promos"
for the show.
[bird screeching]
...19,814,
"This far, this year 'Oh'".
And the rocks are full of "oh's"!
Yeah, and the clue's
undoubtedly in one of them.
It'll be dark soon.
We'll have to make camp
and look in the morning.
Make camp?
Ugh. Sounds dirty.
Why don't you just watch, Bruce?
I'm sure you're good at that...
I don't think he likes me.
Or maybe he does, and he just
doesn't want to admit it.
[chuckling]
Oh, my.
I never considered that possibility.
♪♪
[birds squawking]
All right, let's make camp here.
Let's do men's tent here,
women's tent right next to it,
facing the same way.
You guys got it?
Oh, this can be our kitchenette.
Bruce, do you see these rocks?
Aren't they beautiful?
They look like the birds or something.
Violet? I fell on some rocks.
[humming]
Wait. Where's my eyeliner?
[gasps]
[screaming]
Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, oh...
They don't usually nest
together like that.
Odd.
♪♪
[insects buzzing]
I think this goes on top.
You know, Bruce,
you can't sleep in the girls' tent.
No matter how bad you want to.
Please, and miss spending
the night with the two of you?
I can't wait for bedtime.
Uh, I think it's backwards.
Jesus!
[shrieks]
♪♪
Where the hell did he come from?
This should be good.
Why are you here?
Well, actually, we're all
contestants on a reality show.
You are not welcome here.
This is sacred land to my people.
The spirits of my ancestors are angry
at all the poison
that you've brought here.
- And why is that, Kemo Sabe?
- Peter!
You mock my words,
but you will choke on your mockery.
Your greed will overcome you
and drive you mad.
[tense music]
[rattling]
[chanting in native American language]
Oh, no!
[speaking in native American language]
[thunder rumbling]
Wha... Was he...
Did he...
I am really freaked out right now.
Native wisdom passed down
from millennia.
Very sobering.
What are we to do?
What, so you think that
was part of the show?
I don't know, Bruce, what do you think?
Where'd Elsa go?
Elsa!
Wh-What is she doing?
Sh-She's going to get
kicked off the show!
Elsa! Elsa!
Unbelievable.
It's an elimination competition,
and Sarge is trying to keep her
from being eliminated.
[speaking French]
What did you see? Elsa?
- What did that thing tell you?
- Please.
Come with me.
You are all going to be...
This place... they never
should have brought us here.
We all need to leave now!
- [speaking French]
- Elsa, listen to me.
Elsa, listen to me, okay.
Yes, yes, look at me, look at me.
Take a minute and breathe.
Yes, okay?
Just breathe.
So you really think
he was part of the show?
Of course, and Elsa may be as well.
[dramatic music]
[helicopters whirring]
One down, three to go.
[helicopter flying away]
She didn't say anything else?
No. She just kept saying
the same thing over and over.
But I couldn't understand
what she was saying.
- Maybe it was a mantra.
- A what?
Something you say
when you're worried or scared.
For protection.
Here...
It's a prayer wheel.
Buddhist thing.
Uh-huh.
Hmm...
Just in case.
All right.
Hold them up.
Okay, Peter drew the short
straw, he'll carry the water.
Up at dawn.
Find the clue, solve it, head out.
Yes, sir!
Why so sad, Sarge?
I miss her.
But you get plenty of screen time now.
And we're up to ten dollars a piece.
Hip hip hurrah!
That's greedy.
That's greed.
Oh, for God's sake.
[wind blowing]
[eerie music]
[distant screaming]
[silence]
Rise and shine, ladies.
[sighs]
You, too, Buddha boy.
Ugh. I'm not a morning person.
[groaning]
Where... where's the cameraman?
He hasn't clocked in yet.
But he's not here.
Then he's probably out
making nature shots.
Filler for the boring parts.
But all his camera junk is...
right here.
[suspenseful music]
- Almost nine.
- Maybe he got lost.
I believe this is
all part of the contest.
Leave us on our own, see what we do.
Right.
We need to find the clue.
Everybody leave your packs, split up,
check every hole you can reach.
I don't want to split up.
There might be things in those holes.
Crawling things.
Come on, honey.
I'll be your hole buddy.
[laughing]
Ew! Ew! That was weird.
Come on. Let's go.
♪♪
Hey, hey, hey,
that's against the rules, you know.
Impeding another contestant.
Apologies once more.
♪♪
[flies buzzing]
[grunting]
Ah, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t...
Ugh, nothing.
Ugh, man...
Hey.
What is that?
This looks like...
the camera guy's glove.
Hey, maybe that's-that's
where they hid it.
Come on, scaredy cat.
Let's look.
Nothing... nothing...
Found it!
Yes!
So the clue must be...
Got it. Let's go.
Mitchell.
Hey, Mitch...
Hey, Mitch.
Where are you going exactly?
To get the others.
Solve this.
Or...
Or?
Or we don't.
We open it right now,
just the two of us.
And we figure it out,
hopefully without
the assistance of Rain Girl.
Then we go back, tell the
others we didn't find anything.
Then tonight, when they're asleep,
we leave.
I've got the water, we've got our bags.
There's food at the next clue.
We don't need the nurse
as long as we're careful.
All within the rules.
- What about the cameraman?
- Well, he'll stay with them.
Eventually he'll give up,
call in the helicopter...
But the show continues,
says so in the rules.
And there's nothing that says that
we can't go the whole way ourselves.
And what if we can't solve this?
Then we take her along
for as long as she's useful.
A thousand a piece.
It's something.
Or ten thousand,
when our idiot savant falls behind.
[Amber screaming]
[dramatic music]
[whimpering]
It's okay.
Oh, sh*t.
Good Lord.
It's the camera guy.
Oh, God.
It's okay, it's okay.
- What's his name?
- He never told us.
- They never told us.
- Sir!
Sir, can you hear me?
[eerie music]
It's all right.
♪♪
But I don't... understand.
What happened to him?
Apparently it was a heart attack.
Violet said he just stopped breathing.
This show's never
going to get picked up.
What if it wasn't?
What if it was that g*dd*mn Indian.
- God's sake, man, he was an actor!
- What if he wasn't an actor?
What if his "God" told him to k*ll anybody
that comes on his miserable-a*s land.
Maybe it-it was the desert spirits
like he said.
Maybe there was some evil in those
snakes or those spiders or something.
Would you shut up for a minute?
- Leave her alone, Mitch.
- Screw you, Bruce.
- Screw you, as*h*le!
- Stop it!
The satellite phone.
♪♪
[phone chimes]
- sh*t. sh*t!
- What-What's wrong?
There's a g*dd*mn pass-code on it.
[phone beeping]
Damn it, it locked up.
It locks up with the wrong code.
- For how long?
- Looks like five minutes.
Then we got three more tries, maybe.
So-So how long will it take?
To try every number?
It depends how long the code is,
if it's four digits,
that's what, 9,999 divided by...
It's 11 days, 12 hours, and 38 minutes.
Great.
That's just great.
[phone beeping]
We've got enough water for a day.
One day.
We'll never make it.
My God, it didn't occur to them that
something like this might happen?
- Apparently not.
- It's greed.
It's all because of greed.
You need to stop that!
We gotta keep going.
We gotta follow the clues.
That's insane.
No, no, no.
Perhaps she's right.
There's water, there's food at every
clue, enough to keep us alive.
When they don't hear
from that cameraman,
they're either going to call us
on that phone,
or they're going to come and find us.
[lawyer] But you didn't do either,
did you, Mr. Friedman?
Mr. Friedman?
You didn't call or try to find them.
Why not?
You were overheard telling the cameraman
that you weren't going to call him
because satellite phone rates
were so expensive,
and that you didn't want him
calling you, either,
unless there was a problem
or someone dropped out.
Is that true, Mr. Friedman?
Mr. Friedman?
♪♪
[Amber]
So we're back to where we started.
We gotta find that clue.
You found it already?
So were you planning on sharing that
bit of news with the rest of us?
It was a contest.
You assholes!
Look, it doesn't matter.
Nothing matters anymore except for
finding enough water to live.
And getting out of here.
What if I can't...
What if I can't solve this?
Then I guess there's no reason
for you to be here, is there?
That's it?
"Look here"?
What-what is this,
"Alice in Wonderland"?
[sighs]
One, two, three, four.
One, two.
It's like four holes, two notches.
Two words, "Look here."
Eight letters.
Eight times six,
that's what, 48, but what?
- 48 holes, 48 notches...
- Where did you find it?
So?
Um...
I'm...
not sure...
Outstanding.
Thanks for playing.
It's all right, my dear.
Unfair to put the whole burden on you.
Perhaps I can help.
[clears throat]
No!
Sorry.
Um, I just meant, just, um, not yet.
Um...
♪♪
Hmm...
Hm.
The holes line up.
"Look here."
♪♪
We have to go there?
No...
There.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
[dramatic music]
Don't sip it.
What?
Take at least two big gulps
and keep drinking.
When you sip it, the water
just evaporates from your skin.
It's not gonna get into your system.
'Kay.
I saw a lizard.
Right over there.
A big one.
Mojave fringe-toe.
Harmless.
But... what about other stuff?
Like, snakes and stuff.
If we're talking rattlesnakes, the
only two you need to think about,
the Western Diamondback and the Mojave.
The Diamondback kills more people,
but the Mojave, real nasty.
Well, nastier than k*lling people?
One of the most venomous snakes
in the world.
Venom's full of neurotoxins
and hemotoxins.
So one paralyzes your nervous system,
while the other's digesting your flesh.
- Stay clear of them.
- Okay...
Then there's scorpions
and mountain lions.
Mountain lions?
But we're not in the mountains.
Well, that's right,
but the drought's been driving
them down to lower elevations.
It's been happening all over the world.
You don't see them during the day,
but early morning, dusk, evening,
that's when they hunt.
The cougars, the snakes,
the tarantulas, all of them.
At night?
When we can't see them?
That's right.
Of course, they can see you...
just fine.
♪♪
We didn't even know his name.
Who?
The camera guy.
He was just "the camera guy."
We should have buried him or something.
It doesn't matter now.
Now all we can do is pray for him.
That's what the Buddhists do.
How do they pray?
The Tibetan Buddhists
have the Book of the Dead,
"Oh Nobly-Born",
then you say the person's name,
"the time has now come
for thee to seek The Path."
"Oh Nobly-Born...
camera guy...
the time has now come for thee
to seek the path..."
"Oh Nobly-Born,
let thy mind
not be distracted..."
"Oh Nobly-Born, let thy mind
not be distracted..."
You think they'll make it?
The nurse, maybe.
The others...
Technically, it's still on, you know.
What?
The contest.
"Regardless of elimination,
accidents or unplanned
occurrences of any kind,
the competition shall continue,
et cetera, et cetera, et cetera."
You brought a copy
of the contract with you?
Of course.
Didn't expect this to happen,
but still...
What?
I'm just saying.
[wind blowing]
[heavy breathing]
Lot of rocks.
Where do you think they get
all these rocks, huh?
I tell you what, these TV shows,
they spare no expense.
Don't make that sound with your throat.
It scares me.
- [Bruce grunts]
- God damn it.
- Sorry.
- Keep your head up.
You're gonna walk into a rock.
Or a cactus.
Or off a g*dd*mn cliff.
And keep that on.
I'm hot.
You're gonna be hotter without it.
Sweat evaporates faster
off exposed skin.
Keep it on.
Yes, Mommy.
Listen, chubs.
Normally I wouldn't give a sh*t
about what happens to you,
but right now,
we're trying to stay alive.
Keep that on before I gotta carry
your fat a*s back to Miami!
Here.
Use this.
[Peter singing to himself]
Where are they?
Oh, they're back there somewhere.
[continues singing]
Finders keepers.
All within the rules.
- Bad news.
- What?
Someone got here first.
- No clue?
- At least there's water.
God damn it.
Well, I guess that's it then.
This is as far as we go.
Enough?
Needs to be longer so it can
be seen better from the air.
We'll keep it up till sunset.
I'm gonna go up and transfer the water.
That way we can keep it safe
in the tent.
Fine.
Bruce takes first watch,
followed by Violet, Amber, Peter, me.
Two hours each.
This'll take us to sunrise.
Do not fall asleep.
If you see or hear anything,
wave your flashlights and yell.
Loud.
[wind howling]
[gasps]
It's all right, dear. It's only me.
It's my turn.
I screwed up again.
Aw, your beauty begs forgiveness.
No, it doesn't.
I was supposed to be the guard.
Nothing would have happened. I've
been watching you for over an hour.
- You have?
- Mm.
Some of us are born protectors.
And others?
Others just need to be protected.
Can you not do that, please?
You need an ally, Amber.
A partner.
I have a partner.
Bruce.
I mean a long-term partner,
after all this is done.
I excel at logic and your gift
comes from the unconscious.
Mitch doesn't believe it,
but I bet him I could prove it.
What bet?
There's a riddle I learned as a child.
No one's been able to solve it,
but I bet him you could.
I should be going.
"Born of the sea,
without it, life is done.
But it dies when the
mother touches the son."
We could make a powerful team,
you and I, Amber.
One that could bring us
a lot of money...
and pleasure.
- It's salt.
- What?
The answer to the riddle.
We need salt to survive.
The mother is the sea.
Salt dissolves in water.
It's salt.
Salt, of course.
♪♪
sh*t!
sh*t!
What's up?
He's gone, and he took the
water, that son of a b*tch!
- Peter's gone?
- What? Why?
The contest is still on.
It's still on!
[Amber stammering]
No, we're just trying to get back now.
Not Peter, apparently.
- But why would he do that?
- It's in the contract.
Whoever makes it to the end first, wins.
No matter what.
- That's nuts!
- But we could die out here!
No.
He thought of that.
He made us fill up
our water bottles last night
knowing we'd have two or three days,
as long as we stay here and didn't move.
Damn it.
That's gonna give him enough time
to make it to the end and win!
- Where are you going?
- To find him.
I just gotta figure out
where the hell he went.
- Salt.
- What?
Last night, he asked me a riddle.
The answer was salt.
[exciting music]
- Alkali flats, pure salt.
- I'm going with you.
- The hell you are.
- I'm a nurse.
I'm supposed to stay with whoever's
in danger, and that's gonna be you.
No way.
- You two are not leaving us here.
- Look.
You need to chill out and stay here.
So what, we're just supposed
to trust you now?
How do we know you're not
after the money, too?
Yeah. Maybe you and Peter
made a plan.
- They did that before.
- This is ridiculous!
- You need to stop...
- Give off me, f*gg*t!
Don't ask, don't tell, Mitch.
[Amber shrieks]
Go ahead.
You've wanted to do that
ever since you saw me.
Look, everyone needs to decide
what to do for themselves.
Okay?
I'm staying with Bruce.
And we're both coming with you,
whether he likes it or not.
Fine!
Fine.
Do whatever the hell you want.
Just don't try to keep up.
You won't be able to, and you'll dehydrate
faster. I'll try and leave markers.
If you can't make it, find shade,
any shade, and stay there.
What happened to the rest of your water?
- I drank it last night.
- But...
Violet said I should drink
when I was thirsty, okay?
- You can have some of mine.
- No.
No!
I'll be okay.
Come on, we gotta go.
♪♪
Where are you, you son of a b*tch?
[singing]
♪ So pour me a pint, John ♪
♪ I'm not going home yet ♪
♪ In fact I might stay here for a year ♪
Isn't there supposed to be a
mule team around here somewhere?
Ronald Reagan or John Wayne
or something?
Oh, God...
♪♪
♪ So I'll say to my wife ♪
♪ I've gone to Australia ♪
♪ While all winter long ♪
♪ I'll be sitting right here ♪
[water pouring]
[gulping]
[Mitchell] Hey!
sh*t.
[tense music]
sh*t!
[singing] ♪ When Brucey
comes marching home again ♪
♪ Hurrah, hurrah... ♪
Look!
Oh...
Mitch, thank you.
♪ The ants go marching one by one,
hurrah, hurrah... ♪
♪♪
Hey!
Hey!
Wait!
Stop!
Stop, you as*h*le!
[grunting]
Stop, God damn it!
[shouting]
You impeded me!
That's a violation of the rules!
Everyone saw it.
You're out of the contest.
Out!
Wait!
Stop!
We need water!
♪ The ants go marching 80 by 80 ♪
♪ Hurrah, hurrah ♪
♪ The ants go marching 80 by 80... ♪
Wait...
Did I do that one?
You should drink more.
It's okay.
I'm not thirsty.
Yeah, but your body can fool you.
- You need to hydrate every 15 minutes...
- Hey!
Hey!
Over here!
There's water!
Bruce, wait...
Water! It's water!
It's salt water!
You can't drink that!
[coughing]
Here.
Here!
[panting]
There's chemicals in there.
[coughing continues]
Get this down. Now.
Oh, God.
[heavy breathing]
- He doesn't sound very good.
- I know.
Look. Over there.
Mitch!
- What's wrong with him?
- He drank from an alkaline pool.
- What's wrong with your eyes?
- Peter.
Can I see?
- I'm fine.
- Just shut up.
Hold still.
Okay. All right.
Okay.
Peter. Did you catch him?
Better, I scared him.
Flags go that way.
He went that way.
I don't suppose...
he left any Pellegrino?
You made a joke!
Yay!
- We need to go.
- He needs to rest.
We need to go.
Let's go.
♪♪
[grunting]
- Where's the clue?
- There isn't one.
It's just a bunch of
g*dd*mn rocks and sand.
Lines.
It's just a bunch of g*dd*mn lines!
Help.
You have to come and help us.
- The cameraman's dead. You have to help us...
- Stop it!
Nobody can hear you.
It's just a camera. It's
just another g*dd*mn camera.
Aliens.
Aliens did it.
It's Peter.
He took the clue.
No.
I watched the whole way up.
There's no way.
It's not just lines.
It's a word.
It says "wait."
Wait for what?
Wait for what?!
I don't know.
Again. You don't know.
Mitch...
That's the only reason they brought
her on this show, for Christ's sake!
That and that body she's so proud of!
You had no issues helping Peter
out with that clue.
Maybe you should have went with him!
[frustrated grunt]
[tense music]
♪ So I'll say to my wife ♪
♪ I've gone to Australia ♪
♪ While all winter long ♪
♪ I'll be sitting right here ♪
No.
No!
Shh.
It's okay.
[Bruce shivering]
How is he?
Not good.
His blood pressure is pretty low,
and without water,
it's just gonna get worse.
Why'd you do this?
You must've had a pretty good
job working for the hospitals.
You're helping people.
Why would you give that up
for a stupid TV show?
Why did you?
Excitement.
Adrenaline.
It never leaves your system.
Death is like that.
Once you've seen it,
really seen it,
nothing else seems as important.
About three months ago, I was
working the graveyard shift
in the ER and we got
this trauma victim in.
Gangbanger.
g*nsh*t wound to the head.
He wasn't gonna make it,
there was nothing we could do.
It was just a matter of time.
I was the last one in his room and...
I couldn't leave.
I just kept...
standing there,
and watching him.
Waiting for that moment
when he took his last breath.
It's so amazing.
One minute, someone's there,
and then, they're just...
not.
That was the third person
that I saw die that week.
And I realized that I was
becoming a junkie.
A death junkie.
And it made me sick.
So I quit.
The next day.
Holy sh*t.
[suspenseful music]
What is that?
It's phosphorescent rock
glowing from the sun.
It's a trail.
Wake them up.
[exciting music]
Mitch, wait!
I can't, they're already
starting to fade!
Mitch!
Mitch!
Come on!
Come on!
Mitch, please!
God damn it!
Come on!
[thud]
[screaming]
No, don't! You're just
gonna push them in deeper.
We have to stop.
We need to take care of this.
No!
- No, the rocks!
- We have to stop!
- [Bruce mumbling incoherently]
- Bruce? Brucey? No!
Did we win?
Did we win?
One, two... three!
[crying out]
I'll pull out the other one. It's a little
deeper, okay? [Bruce coughing]
Just hold still.
[grunting]
It's out. It's out. It's out.
Yeah, we just need to stop. We need to
take a break. We need to take a minute.
Let me see your hands...
[voice shivering]
♪ Oh, bury me not ♪
♪ On the lone prairie ♪
♪ Where the coyotes howl ♪
♪ And the wind blows... ♪
[passes gas, laughing]
Bet you wish you weren't a doctor, huh?
[Bruce laughing]
So, how you holding up?
I have a headache.
Thanks for asking.
I'm sorry about what I said
back there, doll.
About your body.
It's a nice body.
Can you please call me by my name?
What?
My name.
It's Amber.
Every time you talk to me,
you call me "Sarge" or "doll" or "baby".
My name is Amber.
I deserve for you to call me that.
Whatever.
♪♪
[wind blowing]
[wheezy breathing]
[eerie music]
[rustling]
[snoring]
[low rumbling]
[snoring]
No...
No...
No, no, no, no, no!
No!
No!
[sighs]
[panting]
No, I know, it's okay.
I gotta let the dogs out.
They're barking over there, I gotta...
- This'll calm you down a bit...
- No, no!
You're trying to k*ll me!
Oh...
Get this off!
- [Bruce sobbing]
- I'll get it off, I'll get it off.
I can't...
I can't breath anymore in here,
it's too small.
Everybody's here, right?
Everybody's here?
He's not gonna make it.
I'll be back.
I need to find someplace out of the sun.
Make him comfortable.
When we find water, we'll come back
for him, but that's all we can do.
No, no!
We are not going to leave him.
- Amber...
- No.
We can't!
We can't.
[Bruce mumbling incoherently]
He'll die.
- I won't leave him.
- Then you'll die, too.
[sobbing]
No...
No...
No...
He can have my water.
Amber, no.
All he ever wanted
was to be with people,
and now he's going to be alone.
[somber music]
[phone beeping]
Bruce.
I need you to listen to me, okay.
Stay here.
Do you understand me?
Stay here.
Stay.
Sit.
Good dog.
Do you understand?
We are coming back,
just as soon as we find water.
I promise.
I promise.
So you don't forget.
They say...
that anything that happens...
can be a path to enlightenment.
I guess this is my big chance.
Why do you have to be
so damn spiritual all the time?
You know us gays.
We make great priests.
Go.
♪♪
Violet,
Mitch's eye is getting worse.
I know.
Here, here.
Can you get these down?
[grunts]
[eerie music]
Thank you.
You're welcome, Amber.
♪♪
[slow breathing]
Angels.
Angels... are coming.
No.
No, there's something there.
♪♪
[exciting music]
[grunts]
It's water!
♪♪
Come on!
[labored breathing]
Hiya, pretty girl...
[weak chuckle]
Hi, Momma.
Hope these things are still on, huh.
I just wanted to say, I love you.
I know I don't...
I didn't say that enough.
But...
I just wanted to say...
hi.
I keep having this dream.
I keep seeing Gaga.
So I think that's a good sign.
I'm not even... I'm not
scared anymore, I'm just...
I'm just trying to figure out
how to let go.
But I'm going to be okay, I know.
I know you're gonna be sad for a while.
I hope that you can be
proud of me afterwards, okay?
Because I did stuff...
that no one would think I could do.
Oh, yeah...
I met Erik Estrada.
I-I love you.
[sobbing]
[dramatic music]
[coughing]
There's water here!
It's a spring!
[gulping]
[gasping]
[grunting]
♪♪
[strained laughter]
What are your lucky numbers today, Sal?
It's gonna rain, Amber. That's
okay, I'm not even thirsty.
Dad doesn't know...
[laughing]
Dad doesn't know!
Amber?
I'm ready to go home, girl.
[phone beeping]
Take me home.
[screeching tone]
[muffled breathing]
[shuddering breathing]
Thank you.
♪♪
[eerie music]
[snoring]
[groaning]
Mitch.
Mitch?
Mitch!
Mitch! Sh...
Violet!
Violet!
Violet, help!
sh*t...
Violet!
"Do not inject.
May cause respiratory
failure or..."
- What are you doing?
- It's you.
You're doing it.
What?
Bruce...
Mitch...
the cameraman...
Amber, listen to me.
You're exhausted and delirious.
You're k*lling everybody!
I'm gonna give you something
to calm you down, okay?
No, no!
Amber, wait!
Wait!
Amber!
Wait, I-I just want
to help you!
Amber, stop this.
You need my help.
Just calm down, Amber, okay?
Just calm down!
[grunts]
Amber?
Amber, look, we can just...
We can talk!
Amber?
Where'd you go?
Where'd you go?!
Amber!
Damn it! Stop!
Just listen to me!
I just want to talk.
I just wanna talk...
Amber!
[panting]
Where are you? Amber?
I just wanna talk to you.
[Amber gasps]
Just wait a minute!
Damn it!
Amber...
Let's just...
Let's just talk, okay?
Amber?
Listen to me.
They were sick.
They're at peace now.
It's just me and you now.
[gasps]
Amber!
[panting]
Amber!
Stop running!
Amber!
[grunts, thud]
[rattling]
- Where'd you go, Amber?
- I'm here!
Right here.
There you go.
That's better.
[grunts]
[hissing]
[screaming]
You b*tch!
[crying out]
Get this off!
[screaming]
[silence]
[Bruce]
All that is dear
and everyone I love will pass away.
I cannot escape
being separated from them.
I am of the nature to die.
There is no escape from death...
Who's there?!
[growl]
No!
No, no, help!
Bruce!
Amber!
Help!
Go away!
[snarling]
Get back! No, no!
- No, I'm not ready, no!
- No!
Oh, God.
Hi.
[touching music]
[sobbing]
[gulping]
[panting]
[phone beeping, chiming]
My grandma's birthday.
Who knew?
♪♪
Let's go home.
♪♪
[helicopter whirring]
[Ben] There. See?
They made it.
They won, and we have the money
to pay them now.
Ten thousand dollars each.
Just like it says in the contract.
[lawyer] And what about Peter Dunkirk?
And Violet Rheems?
You are aware of what happened to them?
♪♪
[labored breathing]
[gasping]
[screaming]
♪♪
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