01x04 - Double Shuffle

[bunniefuu]

Hey, Papaji.

- Look at, Papaji.
- Papaji.

Put your g*ns down.

Please stop firing!

Daman?

Daman, Teji is going to come
at the balcony.

- What?
- Teji is gonna come at the balcony.

- Yeah?
- And you're just going to look at her.

- Okay. Okay. Yeah, yeah.
- Okay.

Stop with the g*ns...

You a*****es! Am I sitting here
like a c**t carrying on about this?

[Daman] 'No... Papaji.'

- Okay that's it, I'm done.
- No. Don't get down.

- Why?
- It's inauspicious to get down from the horse.

Papaji, please.

[Daman] 'Papaji!'

Teji, what the hell
are you doing here?

Everyone downstairs is worried
that the bride is missing.

Mom, I'm getting a bit
fed up of all these Atwal women.

They're coming and touching each
piece of jewellery that I'm wearing.

Can you believe it?

Disgusting.

Before meeting Daman,
I should've met the family. Seriously!

I know,
what you're going through, dear.

- Mom.
-[Shobha] 'It's just about one day.'

'It's not like you're going to
live with them.'

Listen to me, carefully.

'Life's lesson.'

If your in-laws try to behead you
with a sword...

...you must never think of chopping
their heads off in return.

But gently...

...with a lot of love and respect,
you must chop their legs off.

Carry on.

I'll go down and receive them.
Come soon.

[Title Montage]

Hi, Teji, listen.
The ritual is about to start.

On my cue just come to the balcony
and look at the Baraat. Okay?

Saloni, why? What?

Hey, it's a Ram and Sita moment.

Even Sita looked at Lord Ram
hiding from the balcony.

It's romantic.
Please just be a sport.

Okay, thanks.

Not now, Mom.

Guys, I need a shot at the balcony.

[Saloni] 'Composite shot of
the balcony and the baraat.'

Teji is going to come out
on the balcony. Okay?

- Copy.
- Good.

- Who's this a*****e now?
- Let me check. Wait.

I don't know this guy.

Rishi, is he important?
Rish...

Guys...

...a shot of the balcony. Right now.

Yeah, I need a... I need a camera there.

Yes, Mom. I'm in between a shot.

[man1] 'Oh is that why
you're not answering your phone?'

- Mom?
- Yes... Mom is right here.

So, what about that thing
I asked you to do?

Give me an hour.
I'll call you back.

- Hey!
- F****r...

Look out!

Guys, I'll be right back.

Rinku ji...

Yeah. Any progress?

Will the outhouse gate be clear
for 15 minutes?

Bhaisahab, you won't get 15 minutes.

I've only managed to get us three minutes
with great difficulty.

Three minutes?

Bhaisahab, if the police disappear for 15 minutes,
they'll set up an enquiry. Please understand.

Only I know how I've managed
to get these...

...three minutes.

Also, these three minutes will
cost you two lakhs a minute.

- Two lakhs?
- What can we do, paaji?

At sharp 9 o'clock, the guards will
go away. That means...

...right after 20 minutes.
And yeah, paaji...

...that Bengali has got
the search warrant.

So he'll reach there any minute.

- Rinku ji, if you could give me some advance...
- What?

Look, if the police arrive here...

...and your guy opens his mouth...

...then I'll k*ll him for sure.

And I'll sh**t you right here.

Advance!
F**k!

Did the police leave?

No.

They'll leave in 20 minutes.

What's the time now?

Paaji, 8:40.

[Rinku] 'That means at 9 o'clock.'

At sharp 9 the police
will leave their post for three minutes.

Lucky, don't waste any time,
not even a second.

Take them and finish these f*****s off.

Rinku ji...

Rinku Sahab.
Rinku ji, listen to me.

Rinku ji!

Listen to me for a minute.
Please.

- Hey, shut them up!
-[dogs barking]

-[Rishi] 'I won't say anything.'
-[Lucky] 'Shut up!'

Hey, stop this, m**********r!

Now my favourite song is going to play.

Hey, Commander.

[Papaji] 'This is for you.'

Come here.

Papaji, please.

[Daman] 'Enough!'

Papaji, no...
Papaji, no!

- Papaji, no...
- Bite me like a snake.

Teji's parents are watching.
Why are you humiliating us?

He's lying on the floor...

[Daman] '...get him off the floor,
it's so...'

I've only seen such weddings
in the movies.

Stop music, stop! Stop! Stop!

-[woman1] 'Pick him up, what're you doing?'
-[BM] 'Stop this.'

Pick him up.
What the f**k has happened?

[BM] 'Everyone stay where you are,
nobody moves.'

'Okay? This is a request.'

- 'Understand?'
- Hey!

- What are the police doing here?
- Listen, I'm a DSP.

Shut up, b*****d.
I'll sh**t you.

Haven't you received
your package yet?

- Sorry, what did he say?
- Didn't you receive your package?

-[BM] 'Sorry? What did he say?'
-[Papaji] 'Not another word!'

'Give them the money
and ask them to get the f**k out!'

-[BM] 'Listen to me.'
-[Papaji] 'Shut up.'

Let's get to work, come on.

One moment, DSP.

That's enough.

I don't think you know
whose wedding this is.

You don't know who we are.

I know you, Dada.
You are Mr. Kandpal.

Timber business?

Mr. Rinku's long-time competitor.

But he's taken away
three tenders from you.

And you've suffered a heavy loss
so you became his partner.

Your furniture business
is not doing well.

You've two daughters
and a legal wife.

And the person you're
calling right now...

His name is Devrat Bindal.

But how can a local MLA possibly help?
We have a legal warrant.

We know...

...how influential you are.

Dada, I've done my homework.

It wasn't difficult.

You guys are quite popular
and famous here.

Is there anybody else
who wants to use their power?

You f*****g a*****e!

- Papaji!
- M**********r!

- Son of a b***h!
- Handle him.

How the hell did you enter our property?

-[BM] 'Handle him.'
-[Papaji] 'I'll k*ll him.'

- That's enough, Papaji.
-[Papaji] 'I'll k*ll him.'

Papaji, I beg of you, please.

- Veer ji!
- They have a warrant.

- What are you doing?
- Papaji, let me talk.

- Sir, do whatever you've to do.
- Thank you.

- Rinku, stay with him.
- The b*****d is stopping the wedding.

- Let's go. Rinku, please.
- Rinku ji, shall we?

- Over my dead body, son of a b***h.
- We'll make our way from the side.

-[Papaji] 'Over my dead body.'
-[Daman] 'Stop this nonsense.'

-[Daman] 'Papaji!'
-[Papaji] 'I'll sh**t him.'

'You're humiliating us.'

You'll have to walk
over my dead body, b*****d.

-[Daman] 'Papaji, get up.'
-[BM] 'Please get hold of him...'

...or else he'll get a hold of me.
Come on, hurry up.

- I'll k*ll you.
- Thank you... Sorry for everything.

Carry on with the function
but nobody goes in or out.

If we don't go inside...

...will he marry the horse here?

Papaji, nobody goes
in and out of the resort.

Come, let's go to your room please,
come on.

Is this a wedding or a riot?

Even God doesn't want this wedding
to happen. We're just mere mortals.

I'm sincerely sorry,
we're going to handle all of this.

- Just give us some time, I'm so sorry.
- Da...

Teji?

- What happened?
- It's okay.

Very small issue.
They're handling it.

Right?

Teji. Teji, where do you think
you're going?

-[Mr. Garewal] 'Shobha.'
- Teji?

Let her go.

Lovely, did they move?

Go, check inside.
Three-four of you, go inside and check.

Open this room too.

What happened?
Did you find anything?

- Nothing, sir.
- Nobody is here either, sir.

- Son of a b***h!
- Okay.

Keep the g*ns ready.

I will... Move.

...sh**t the Bengali...

- ...in his a*s.
- Papaji, come on.

I'll leave you to your room.
Come on, Papaji...

...I'll leave you to your room,
come on.

Daman, you are
not going anywhere and neither is he.

You, get on the horse.

Can you wait?
There is so much happening here...

...and you want me to just
sit around waiting on the horse?

I won't get on the horse
until...

Congratulations.

- Thank you.
- Oh, s**t.

What are you f*****g hiding
from me, Daman?

- Nothing.
- Nothing?

Your family gets stuff done
just with a phone call, right?

So, is that number not working
for the last two days...

...because this is the third time
the police are here!

- That's not how it is...
- And they're so powerful...

...that all the men in the Atwal family put
together, cannot handle a mere policeman?

Teji, it's not like that.

Where the f**k is that inspector?

Teji. Teji!

- If you cooperate...
-[Teji] 'Inspector...'

...I need to talk to you.

- Sister-in-law.
- One moment, Rinku.

- Inspector...
- First of all, I'm not an inspector.

When one has three stars,
he's called a DSP.

- So, I'm a DSP.
- Whatever.

- Listen, Mr. DSP.
- Tell me.

I'm Teji Garewal, daughter of
Air Commodore H. S. Garewal.

Four people from my family
have fought for the country.

So this kind of extortion that
people like you resort to...

...we don't tolerate that.

So if you people haven't got
your share yet...

...then you're not going to get a single
penny from me or anyone else here.

- Ma'am.
- So please leave now.

Ma'am, listen to me, please.

Choose your words carefully.

You're talking to an officer
on duty.

We're not here without a reason.

I've information...

...two girls from Bengal are on the run
and have come here as dancers.

They're prime suspects
for k*lling an officer...

...of the anti-poaching squad
in Sundarban.

- But I...
- No, one more thing...

[BM] 'One more thing.'

I am very much convinced...

...that one of the girls
got m*rder*d here.

The other girl's life is in danger.

And someone wants to k*ll her too.

Now, who would want to k*ll
the second girl?

Why do they want to k*ll her,
Rinku ji?

I mean, the people here
would know better.

I'm just here to take them back, alive.

So, right now,
if anyone can save the girl, it's me.

Do you understand?

Congratulations for your wedding...

...Ms. Teji Garewal.

Let's go, Rinku ji.
Come on.

Please get this block opened.

Yes, boss.

I'm waiting at the back gate.

The police are here, sir.

Right now, there is no movement, sir.

Lovely...

...it's going to be 9 o'clock.

Be ready.

No, sir, we haven't found anything.

What's over there?

It's a forest. Can't you tell?

Sir, these are the limits of our property.

Sir, there are jungles
like this in Bengal too.

I want to take a leak in the open,
you have a problem?

We have the entire resort to take a leak.

- Hello. - Paaji,
that f*****g Bengali policeman is nearby.

[man1] 'Be careful.'

F**k!
M**********r!

Did they move?

- Lovely, have they moved?
- No, Paaji.

F**k, the police are right here.

And those guys aren't f*****g moving.

M**********r! Son of a b***h!
B*****d Bengali!

Are you satisfied?

Shall I show you to the restroom?

Let's go.

Help!

[dogs barking]

- Shut up!
- Help!

Help!

Shut up.
Shut them up.

What was that?

It's the dogs barking.

No... Who was that?

The dogs are barking.
Dogs.

Whose property is that?

It's somebody else's property.

That's not our property, sir.

You'll need a warrant for that.

Oh, really?

Shut your mouth
or I'll sh**t you in the face.

[dogs barking]

[dogs barking]

See, sir, it's just the dogs.

Are you happy now?

Got what you wanted?

All this humiliation that you've brought
upon us...

...who's going to compensate for that?

There is time for that.

We're still not done with
each other, Mr. Rinku...

...Paaji.

Let's go...

It's just dogs.

[dogs barking]

Let's go, move!
Move, a*****e, you too.

M**********r!

Hey, come on, move.

Sorry, Veer ji, about all this unnecessary
chaos at your wedding.

Be ready to sit on the horse.

- Okay, I'll let Teji know.
-[Rinku] 'Okay.'

Rinku ji.

I need the money.

The money is yours.

Take it after the job is done.

Look, Rinku ji,
there's an emergency...

I've to send some money home.

An advance would be a great help too.

No.

Advances are against my policy.

- Forgive me.
- Rinku ji, please try to understand.

It'll create a huge problem.

Please?

What will I get in return?

What will I get in return?

Yes, Mehrotra Sahab.

Send me your account details,
please.

Money... By what time?

When will I get the money?

You'll get it by tomorrow morning.

I think your daughter
was jogging.

It's a good thing.

- Where do we k*ll them?
- Paaji...

We'd k*lled a family
on the bridge, remember?

- We can take them there and k*ll them.
- No.

We'll take them to the place
where we got rid of Jhulka's corpse.

- Yes, Paaji.
- Near the river.

You're right. We'll k*ll
these m***********rs there.

Hey, a*****e!
What the f**k!

Have you lost your mind?
You fat b*****d!

Son of a b***h,
I'll f**k you up.

Have you lost your mind?

Lovely!

A*****e, you've lost your mind.

sh**t that b*****d, Paaji.

Come on, man, I mean...

...if someone says
that there are weapons...

...of mass destruction here...
Will you...

...start looking for missiles
in the resort?

He searched the resort, right?
Did he find anything?

So you mean...

...this is all a lie?

Yes!

So, no dancers came here yesterday?

They did...

...but they left in the morning yesterday.

So no one was k*lled here?

Obviously not,
no one was k*lled here, Teji.

So the ambulance driver
was also lying, right?

Yes, he's lying too.
Come on!

What's to be done now?

Next time, try and look more convincing
in front of me, Daman.

You're either your family's puppet...

...or just plain insensitive.

And I can't stand either.

I need some time, Daman.

How much time do you need, Teji?

The amount of time you'll take...

...to tell me the truth, Daman.

Oh, come on...

Come on, Teji.
We can't do this right now.

Everyone is waiting,
this is our wedding...

They don't matter to me, Daman.

- Only you do.
- So what should I tell them?

That the wedding is off?

Please.

- Please.
- Don't do it...

...because you won't
tell the truth.

Hey, come on out fast!

- Hey, move!
- Water!

- Water.
- Come.

Get out!

Come on, move,
I said move!

Open the door and get in.

Come on.

You'll drive.

Hey, come on.

Hello, sir.
The three rascal is with me.

Where you want to bring?

Yes, sir.

Soon I'll bring.

Okay, sir.

Sir, this is Kandpal speaking.

We met at the wedding today, remember?

- Yes, tell me.
- The three people you're looking for...

...are with me at the moment.

What do you want in return?

Not a lot.

Just a strong case against Rinku
so that he and his family...

...are destroyed.

What are you looking at,
m**********r?

Do you want to die
or should I k*ll her?

Why did you stop?
Or I will sh**t.

Move!

Hey!

[Theme Music Playing]