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01x13 - Tatiana

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Undead Unluck". Aired: October 6, 2023.*
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An unlucky girl meets an undead guy. The two work together well with their super abilities, but discover a conspiracy involving superhumans.

01x13 - Tatiana

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[Tatiana's Dad/Tatiana's Mom]

Happy birthday to you ♪

Happy birthday to you ♪

Happy birthday dear Tatiana ♪

[Tatiana's Mom giggles]

[Tatiana's Dad/Tatiana's Mom]

Happy birthday to you ♪

[both clapping]

[inhales]

[clicks]

[clicks off]

[crashing]

[Tatiana] Boom!

[Anno] Unrepair, the Negator Fuko

and company were seeking--

was a member of those called

the Negator hunters.

These hunters came to this ship

to capture or m*rder

the Negator Chikara who

was caged to be sold

as an auction item.

But Andy and Fuko intervene

just as Unrepair was about

to complete the mission.

They clash with Unrepair both

in battle and in ideology.

In a brief moment of opportunity,

Fuko suffers a wound

from Unrepair's attack.

Wounds inflicted by Unrepair

won't heal until he dies.

Chikara--seeing that Fuko is facing death

by shielding him--

remembers his mother's words

in her final moments

and fights back his fears

to resolve himself.

He uses his ability Unmove

to stop all he sees.

Andy smiles seeing

this sudden bravery

from the boy attempting

to save Fuko's life.

But elsewhere there's another

who cares deeply for Fuko

and her battle is

about to begin.

-[Tatiana] Ba-goom!

-[grunts]

-[shouts]

-Creed, Feng!

It's fine. We can handle it.

[screams]

What is it now?

Tatiana!

[Tatiana]

So sorry I'm late, Fuko!

You just leave these two

to me, okay?

[screaming]

And I'll leave the other two

in your capable hands.

[QUEEN BEE's "01" playing]

♪♪

[singing in Japanese]

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

UNDEAD

UNLUCK

20 millimeter rounds ain't

even makin' a dent, huh?

That's one hell

of a power suit you got!

[Tatiana] Da, da, da, da, da,

da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, boom!

[laughs]

[Tatiana] That grenade

came out of thin air!

That's his ability?

Well, what's he negating?

[gasps]

-[speaking Chinese]

-[Tatiana] Whoa!

No way!

They cracked

the black metal armor

Mr. Nico made?

Is this their Negator power?

It's strong.

[beeping]

[Andy]

Tatiana, can you hear me?

What is it, Zombie?

[Andy] Listen and try not

to freak out.

-Huh?

-[Fuko Izumo groans]

Fuko's been badly hurt.

-Unrepair got a good hit on her.

-[whimpering]

[Tatiana] That means

Any wound inflicted

by Unrepair won't be able

to heal until he's dead.

If he was tellin'

the truth back there,

Fuko's only got an hour left

at the most.

Before that happens,

we're gonna take him out!

[Tatiana snarling]

[Creed]

Huh? What's the matter?

Did Rip get one

of your little buddies?

Aww, my condolences!

[grunts]

AUGUST 6TH

UNION - ROUNDTABLE ROOM

Cool your jets, Tatiana.

[Tatiana] This is the guy

that k*lled Ms. Gena!

True, but fighting

among members

-is strictly forbidden.

-[Tatiana] I know, but--

-That one's got a quick temper.

-Huh?

-[Tatiana gasps]

-[laughs]

Stop this now.

Huh?

Is it hot in here?

[Tatiana] I'm sorry, boss!

Please, I don't want

to k*ll Mr. Billy!

Fine, you win.

I give up.

How noble.

[Tatiana snarls]

I need to see you out back,

Zombie.

Huh?

Get it right.

It's Undead to you.

'Kay, ball brat?

Ooh, they're gonna fight!

All right,

why'd it have to be here?

[Mico] Who do you think'll win?

[laughs]

[groans]

-You should stay back.

-Uh, right.

[metal clanging]

NICO'S COMBAT TEST SITE

[Tatiana]

I'll be up front with you.

The others may

have accepted you,

but I still don't recognize you

as one of us, got it?

This is revenge for Ms. Gena!

[gasps]

[grunts]

[scoffs]

[grunting]

[Tatiana] You were totally

clueless about her feelings

and ended up stomping

all over them!

[Mico gasps]

[screams]

[grunts]

[Tatiana] 40 years.

40 years of you being oblivious

to the feelings she had for you!

I was well aware.

I knew that Gena was in love

with me and yet

I k*lled her anyway.

That's the cold truth.

No denying it.

Andy.

[Tatiana] And that's all

the more reason

to never forgive you!

-[winces]

-[Andy gasps]

[Tatiana] [gasps]

Gotcha!

[gasps]

[blow lands]

[Tatiana gasps]

Huh?

I thought I told you

to stay back!

S--Sorry!

[Tatiana] He saved Unluck

From me.

If Undead hadn't protected her

then

I would have

Hey, Tatiana.

You gotta calm yourself down.

The next quest

will show everyone

if those two are cut out

to be in the organization.

And besides, I'm sure Gena

wouldn't want

you fighting anyway.

-[Tatiana] But

-Now's my chance!

[Tatiana] [gasps]

[inhales]

[Andy] Right, then,

where should I strike first?

[spitting]

-[both groaning]

-[screams]

[Tatiana whimpers]

-[Tatiana screams]

-[Andy] Whoa!

What the hell?

I didn't do anything yet.

Yes, you did!

You are the worst!

[control] Three minutes

to compulsory release

of UT area.

One kilometer evacuation radius

is advised.

Undead, listen up!

Take Unluck and get out

of here now,

or else that girl is dead!

[Fuko] Huh?

[Nico] That armor doesn't

protect Tatiana!

It restrains her!

Once her ability's released,

it's capable of wiping

an entire town clear off

the map!

-Grab the PCs and run for it!

-Are you serious?

Emergency alert!

Initiate relocation of UMA

and artifact storage

to level four!

[alarms blaring]

If you're on floors five

and below,

get to a higher level on

the double or you're toast!

You dimwits better protect all

the data with your lives!

[Mico] Don't worry,

my precious little PC!

-I got you!

-[Boh] Criminy, you're fast!

Hey, Top, I need you

to collect the stragglers!

Yep, I'm way ahead of you!

Tatiana.

[Tatiana crying]

Ah, I'm scared!

Listen, Tatiana!

[grunting]

Calm down!

It's okay!

I'm sorry you saw

that grossness!

Hey, wait a minute.

Just what exactly

are you callin' gross?

[Fuko groaning]

[Tatiana] What's with you two

clinging onto my camera?

What are you doing?

You heard what Mr. Nico said,

right?

I've lost control!

[control] Three minutes

to compulsory release

of UT area.

[Nico] That armor doesn't

protect Tatiana!

It restrains her!

Once her ability's released,

it's capable of wiping

an entire town clear off

the map!

Undead, listen up.

Take Unluck and get out

of here now!

On the double or you're toast!

[Tatiana] Hurry up and run!

No!

[grunts]

It was me!

It's my fault!

[Tatiana] Huh?

I'm the one who k*lled

Ms. Gena, not Andy!

See, it was my unluck

that k*lled her!

It's not his fault!

Andy was only fighting

to protect me!

That's all!

[Fuko crying] So

If you have to hold

a grudge against someone

It should be me!

[crying]

[gasps]

I'm sorry, Tatiana.

I promise I'll do my very best

with Andy in the Union

in honor of Ms. Gena!

[Tatiana gasps]

So please,

I want you

to tell me everything

About Ms. Gena.

About you, too!

I want us to be friends!

[hissing]

[Nico] It stopped.

[Andy] Hmm.

AUGUST 22ND

[knocking]

[Tatiana] Pan, pan, pan,

pan, pan, pan ♪

I'm pa-panda,

a pan-panda ♪

-Not a bread bear but a-- ♪

-[door creaks open]

Hi there.

Do you mind if I come in?

Wow, there

are so many cute ones.

[Tatiana] Yeah, they're mine,

not yours.

I would never!

-They're special to you, right?

-[Tatiana grunts]

Listen, I'm sorry about

the other day.

I was hoping we could shake

and patch things up.

[Tatiana] I can't.

As you can plainly see, I'm--

Please, it's fine.

I want to shake

your hand exactly as you are,

and I want you to shake mine,

as unlucky as it is.

And someday

When we're free

of our Negator powers

and our bodies are normal

at last

Let's go out together hand

in hand, okay?

[Tatiana] Okay.

Thanks for this.

Don't look at me.

I didn't do squat.

-You good there?

-[grunts]

[Chikara] Wait, I just realized

if I release my power,

we'll die!

Sorry, I--

I was useless after all!

What the--

Tatiana!

k*lling Unrepair

is our highest priority now!

Sorry, but it doesn't look like

I can come back you up.

[Tatiana] No need for it.

Huh?

[Tatiana]

Zombie, get to the top deck.

Huh?

[Tatiana] Just do it!

She treated me normally

in spite of my body.

She didn't laugh or pity me

or anything like that.

She's the first female friend

I've ever made in my life.

You won't get away with this.

I won't let you hurt someone

so special to me!

I'll pulverize every

last one of you!

UT area voluntary release!

Hold on, Fuko!

I'm gonna save you!

013 - TATIANA

UNDEAD

UNLUCK

Hey, are we really

leaving already

without taking anything?

Hmm? Like this?

I swiped anything I thought

you guys could use.

You sure got

some sticky fingers.

I'll divvy it up later.

Wait, so what about

Creed and Feng?

Hmm?

[Latla groans]

[hissing]

What's that?

Exposing your core

all on your own?

Don't think I'll hesitate

to pump you full of lead!

A few shots slipped through

the cracks.

This little game is ours.

-[Feng, in Chinese] It's no use.

-[in Japanese] Huh?

Hmm?

[Creed] You got another

barrier in there, huh?

In that case

Feng.

I prefer to hit things

head-on, but oh, well.

[hissing]

Poison gas.

You'll be dead in three minutes.

Solids don't work.

Let's see how gas does.

Now, have fun choking

to death in that ball of yours!

[Anno] Tatiana is

a self-targeting

compulsory activation type

of Negator

She was born in Russia

to a normal family

and lived a very normal life,

but on her fifth birthday

it took a sudden turn.

Happy birthday,

my sweet Tatiana.

Is this strawberry cake?

That's my most favoritest

cake ever!

-[laughing]

-[Anno] That was the day

[inhales]

[Anno] The ability

transferred to her.

[exhales]

[Anno] She found herself surrounded

by the blood of her parents,

crushed to death along

with their home.

Police rushed to

the scene while

the dazed and

confused Tatiana

went on the run,

but she didn't get

far before

[hissing]

The mafia captured her.

[slurping]

And now for the main

auction item of the night!

This right here's a little

Negator girl from Russia

who negates the touch

of any and all things!

[slurping]

[Auctioneer] You need to feed her

through this specially-designed tube

but still,

since she repels any kind

of outside stain,

she makes the perfect trophy

for any collection!

Now, the bidding will start

at 100 million!

-[celebrity 1] 150 million!

-[celebrity 2] 160!

[celebrity 3] 200!

[slurping]

200 to the man up front!

How about three?

-[g*nsh*t]

-[all screaming]

-[rapid g*nf*re]

-[screaming continues]

Every time I come to one

of these,

I think being blind's

maybe not so bad.

What in the hell are you--

[body thuds]

Are you Tatiana?

[spits]

Please k*ll me.

Just put your g*n in my mouth

and fire.

That'll do the trick

and then I can die.

Nothing good will ever come

from living with

a body like this.

I can't play dress-up.

I can't hold a stuffed animal.

I can't even eat

my favorite cake.

Plus

I want to hurry and

see Mommy and Daddy

And tell them that I'm sorry.

Is that so?

In that case, open wide.

-[g*n c*ck]

-'Kay.

[chomps]

Yum! I call 'em

long cake bars.

They're made by Yours Truly!

[grunting]

[squeals]

[chomping]

Your ability produces

an untouchable barrier starting

from your hair and skin,

but when you open your mouth,

it creates a hole in

the barrier, right?

I read it in your file.

It said you're usually fed

liquid food through a tube,

but I thought you might

like these a little better.

How are they?

[grunts]

-Um

-Hmm?

What other flavors

did you make?

All righty.

It's at maximum compression

for now.

Gotcha.

Thank you.

[Tatiana]

Yeah, thank you, Mr. Nico.

You can keep the thanks.

Just give me data.

[Anno] With the help

of Nico's restraints,

Tatiana was able to contain

her ever-growing barrier,

and she learned to control

her new body's manipulators

with her brain just

like actual limbs.

Just know there's a lot

of force in there.

Releasing that suppression

will have a big recoil.

It'll be one part weapon

and one part total disaster,

so just be careful, will ya?

Yep.

[Tatiana] Mr. Billy, what does

he mean by "weapon?"

Well, you see,

your power doesn't simply

harm people at random.

And there may come

a day when you use it

to protect someone special.

If and when that time comes,

let your power loose

of your own free will.

[grunts]

Tatiana!

We're on the top deck!

[grunts]

I'll destroy everything before

I let that guy get away!

[Andy] Huh?

[Tatiana] No more.

You people hurt

someone special to me!

You won't touch her again!

I won't let you!

[shouting]

[whooshing]

[gasps]

Zombie!

Do you see Unrepair?

Yep, I see him all right!

And it's all thanks

to your ability!

[bones crunching]

[grunts]

-[whimpering]

-[slurps]

Now it's our turn!

Let us handle the rest

from here!

TO BE CONTINUED

[Kairi Yagi's

"know me" playing]

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[singing in Japanese]

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