01x01 - Lakehouse, Here We Come!

[bunniefuu]

♪ MTV ♪

[cheering]

Oh!

Lake house, here we come!

[cheering]

My group of friends
have been taking things

to the next level
for the last ten years.

[hip-hop music]

We all live in Buckhead,
the Beverly Hills of Atlanta.

All right, let's
get this started.

And the best
part of the year

is the summer trip
to the lake.

[♪ ♪]

This is Atlanta's version
of the shore.

[♪ ♪]

We're at the lake, dude.
You can do this. It's fine.

But every year we go,
it's a total [bleep] show.

[moans]

Everybody is hooking
up with everybody.

The world is so small.

You [bleep] Chelsea?

In his mind, sex is
not that big of a deal.

[bleep] that.
I'm never talking

to that mother[bleep]
ever again.

Apparently, Katie and Parker
just [bleep] slept together.

I'm just sick of you lying.

Like, I want the truth.

Don't tell me we're exclusive
if you're [bleep] her.

I still have
feelings for Katie.

You're such
a [bleep] as*h*le.

[♪ ♪]

[bleep] you, Parker.

Savannah, you're annoying, too.

I'm annoying?

Yes, you're
annoying as [bleep].

You talk more
than Parker does!

Shut the [bleep] up.

Either respect this house
or get out.

Messy is our specialty.

What the [bleep]?

My eye is burning!

I think she about
to go to the hospital.

[siren wailing]

I know something
is definitely wrong.

I'm scared.

Everybody in this house
is way too emotional,

and I ain't got time for it.

So I'm out of here.

That's some bull[bleep].

Despite all the drama,
no matter what happens,

we're there for each other
through the good and the bad.

I don't wanna keep
living a double life.

- Yeah.
- Today I plan on

coming out to my mom.

This is one of the biggest
moments of my life.

So I have something
to tell you.

Oh, Lord,
let me brace myself.

I can't even breathe.

- I have something to tell you.
- You do?

You're pregnant?

Holy [bleep].

I was wrong to you,
and I'm sorry.

What do y'all think it is,
boy or girl?

All: Boy.

- Girl.
- All: Cheers!

I love y'all.

[♪ ♪]

Oy vey.

Did you say oy vey?

Yeah, I'm French.

♪ Okay, here we go ♪

♪ Nobody coming
I'm stopping the show ♪

♪ Hold up, wait, wait
let me get in my bag ♪

♪ We just too lit
yo, we be 'bout to blow ♪

♪ Turn up to turn up
and get on your side ♪

- It feels good!
- ♪ Livin' this life ♪

♪ It's all that we know ♪

♪ Yeah, we stay lit and
don't care what they say ♪

- ♪ If everybody ♪
- I want it all!

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

Let's do it, baby!

[light upbeat music]

[♪ ♪]

Come on. Let's go.
[kisses]

This lake house has been in my
family for the last 25 years.

Every summer, I bring my
closest friends up there.

My happiest is when
I'm at the lake.

I'm a country boy at heart,
but a city boy in my pants.

I'm just kidding.

God, I hope they don't
[bleep] use that.

♪ Let me get my money ♪

I like to spend my money
on things that I need...

Women who keep me on my toes.

Really, the only girl I ever
need is this one right here.

I was born and raised
in Buckhead.

My family owns one of the
biggest fast food chains

in the Southeast.

Hey, Pops.
You look like money.

My dad owns a chicken chain.

I wear a chicken chain.

[chicken clucks]

I'm the [bleep] chicken man.

Just kidding.

All right,
please, please, please,

don't put that in there.

Oh, hi! I love you.

I love you, too.

Money isn't everything.

Like, family is
everything to me.

So how would you
handle the situation?

Mm-mm?

The relationship that I
have with my mom is amazing.

She is something else.

Just throw another
girl in the mix.

[laughs]

And that has molded me to be
extremely grateful

for all
I've been blessed with.

Where the hell are our friends?

[urine splashing]

[dog growls]
We're at the lake, dude.

You can do this. It's fine.
[dog growls]

[hip-hop music]

♪ I don't why
they be telling me lies ♪

I'm positive
they giving negative vibes ♪

♪ It was time I realized
they not upfront ♪

♪ We don't see eye-to-eye ♪

More bikinis.

I'm gonna need
a bigger suitcase.

[upbeat electronic music]

[♪ ♪]

Parker has been my
friend since I was 15.

We don't let each other
get away with bull[bleep].

If there's one thing
I try to be good at,

it's minding my own business.

Girl is literally telling you,
I [bleep] your man.

Maybe I stir the pot,
but it's unintentional.

I just lost my virginity.

Like, casual sex
and all of that, like,

it's just... it's a
different world for me.

I'm scared to, like, give
myself to people in that way,

and it not be worth something.

Are you dating anyone?

I'm seeing people.

How many people?

Not a lot of people, just,
like, people in general.

My mom being Ethiopian
and my dad being Jamaican,

I wanna make
my parents proud,

but they know that
I just wanna have fun.

And I think they're
supportive of that.

I'm just kind of vibing
it out, you know?

Hey, whatever.

[laughs]

[line trilling]

Yo, I'm downstairs.
Let's go to the lake.

Please hurry.

[♪ ♪]

Brother.

This is our car
service to the lake.

Bro, you are so extra.

Me, Parker, and Pat have
been friends since high school.

I mean, those are
my ride-or-dies, for sure.

[♪ ♪]

Let's rock and roll.

[♪ ♪]

What's going on?
Where are you going?

You know what's crazy?
I actually had a date tonight.

I don't really give
a [bleep] who likes me,

but for the most part,
I'm a sweet person, you know?

I try to keep it that way.

Right now
I'm currently single,

but, like, I tell my friends
I'm wife hunting.

I would love to take this out.

It sets the bar too high.
Start low.

My dad's Daryl Simmons.

He's a Grammy-winning producer.

He's worked with Michael
Jackson, Mariah Carey.

My dad wrote some of
the biggest songs ever.

He wrote a lot of
baby-making music, too.

So he's probably
the reason you're here.

He's probably
the reason I'm here.

He probably made love to his
own songs he was writing.

It's weird to think about,
but it's probably true.

[♪ ♪]

So I have this vision,
and I just wanna be

the biggest songwriter ever.

You can see why I have
a lot of pressure on me.

You have to go through
the failures

to get to the successes.

But sometimes
I get sidetracked

from all the partying.

Can we all just take a shot?

It's kind of messed up,
now that I think about it.

Your buddies are cool.
I love Parker.

But you gotta put
that passion first.

My dad's giving me
these big pep talks.

I mean, music is on my mind,

but also, it's vacation time.

It's time to get it going.

[line trilling]

I've been waiting on y'all.
Come on.

We're gonna have fun.

No... drama free.

Why are you rubbing your head?
- Nothing.

We're good.

I'm really excited
for all my friends

to come to my lake house,

but there's one person
I'm nervous about seeing,

my ex-girlfriend, Katie.

I was with Katie
for four years,

but we would break up,
get back together,

break up, get back together.

But I know that me and Katie
are not right for each other.

Even if we're not together,

Katie will always be
in my life.

So I invited her
up to my lake house.

I hope it's a good idea.

[sighs]

[♪ ♪]

♪ Study hard
get your yes ♪

♪ And whatever goes down
don't take no mess ♪

♪ You done already
beat the rest ♪

♪ What's one more round? ♪

♪ You still the best ♪

[horn honks]
- [laughs]

- Hey.
- Hey, honey!

Katie has her
whole life in here.

Did you know we
were coming, Katie?

Katie, where the hell are we
supposed to put our bags at?

[laughs]

[♪ ♪]

It may not look like it, but
I grew up in the boondocks.

I've served
at a fish restaurant.

I literally would
come home every day,

and, like, I felt like I
smelled like a gross vag*na.

[laughs] Laying in bed,
I was like, this is disgusting.

Hi.

I'm trying to get my real
estate license right now.

All right, have you
signed up for the class yet?

No.

Katie!

I wanna be able to
take care of myself.

I don't want to
depend on anybody.

I've been burned by guys way
too many times in the past.

- Whoo!
- Well?

- Ready?
- Oh, my gosh.

- I'm excited.
- We made it.

♪ Every time I come through,
shut 'em down ♪

♪ Shut 'em down
shut 'em down ♪

[phone ringing]

I like that song. Damn.

- Yo.
- Mr. Parker, how we doin'?

Come up to the lake.

I'm on 400 now.

I'll be up there in, like, an
hour, maybe an hour and 15.

It's a beautiful day,
so get up here.

Yeah, I'm coming.

The party will start
when I get there.

We the only players
in this mother[bleep].

My father opened
Magic City in 1985.

I was born downstairs
in the strip club.

You're living the life.

Magic City
is an Atlanta landmark.

Where else could
you go besides Magic City?

Me and my older
brother run it now.

I work the pole.
I work floors.

Did you bring any kind of,
like, resume or anything?

Parker is my best friend.
We've been together forever.

He's the king of
chicken strips.

Mmm.

I'm the king of
stripper chicks.

What's your name again?
- Baby.

Baby?

[laughs]

I like the hair.

Thank you.

[♪ ♪]

- [laughs]
- Hello. Ooh.

- Hello.
- Mm.

I am a little sassy.

Mm, the vodka.
[laughter]

Chelsea is definitely
a little wild.

I'm here for a good time, not a
long time, to be quite honest.

Which cheek looks better?

I'm smart, too.

You guys, I kinda have to toot,

but I'm gonna wait.

[laughter]

Anyone that knows me
knows that I'm wild.

During the week, I'm an
aviation mechanic in the Navy,

and then, on the weekends,
I am a stripper.

[♪ ♪]

I went to college.

College wasn't for me.

So I joined the
military and became

an aviation mechanic
because I wanted

to make my parents proud.

You got a rubber band?

If my mother and father
knew I was a stripper,

they would come into the club
and drag my a*s off the stage.

[laughs]

[cheering]

I don't come from a trust fund,
but I have customers that do.

[cash register dings]

[laughs] I'm sorry, Mom.

Wait. Katie, do you think
you and Parker

would hook up this trip?

Hell no.

I'm definitely nervous
about going to the lake.

This is the first time that
I'm going to the lake house

not being Parker's girlfriend,

and it brings back a lot
of memories, good and bad.

One of them could
be I possibly threw

Parker's Rolex in the lake.

We definitely get
some satisfaction

of pissing each
other off,

which is really petty
and toxic.

But if it's not toxic,
I don't want it.

But the only time Parker was,
like, really loyal and serious

to me was when we got in
a really bad car accident

and he broke his femur.

He physically could
not cheat on me.

But I think he loves me,
and he's always told me,

like, "At the end of the day,"
like,

"You and I are gonna get married.

"You're gonna be,"
like, you know,

"the mother of my children."

We'll just see where
the lake takes us.

What happens at the lake
stays at the lake.

[♪ ♪]

Sometimes ain't so
wrong feels so right.

The middle of the night
when that thing is tight.

Oh, my God.

Are you starting to
write songs while we're

having a conversation?

No, that's not songs.

That's just something
I call sexual poetry.

I love poems.
I love sex.

I combinded it
and made it sexual poetry.

And you don't snap after it.

You slap your a*s.

[♪ ♪]

Bethania, would you hook
up with DJ

for a round two, that is?
- I mean, I have.

Like, been there, done that.

How was it?

How was it?
That's a good question.

Honestly, I was impressed.

Like, he's packing.
I'm not gonna lie.

- Eww.
- Oh!

I'm not even kidding.

DJ was literally my best
friend growing up

all through high school, and we
always had, like, this weird

flirtation between us.

But we never explored it
up until ten months ago

when we were hooking up.

It was just
comfortable with him.

But the thing is, when we
did start hooking up, like,

randomly, like, he was single.

He was hooking up
with other people.

And so I just got turned
off really fast about it.

Yeah.

Would I do it again?
Probably.

[line trilling]

[phone ringing]

What the [bleep]?
- [laughs]

Hello?

Everlasting love.

Hot body to hot body.

You and me are
somebody to somebody.

I'm so excited
to see Bethania.

We always had a thing.

You know, I'm hoping history
can repeat itself.

Your lips are full of lust.

Tell me something, baby girl,
are you someone

that I can trust?
- [laughs]

Hello?

And you hung up right away.

I hung up after two,
so she... so she can...

So she can sit with it.

[playful music]

What the [bleep]?

Oy vey.

Did you just say oy vey?

Yeah, I'm French.

[upbeat music]

[horn honks]

[♪ ♪]

Who's here?

Well, it's about time.

- Grab this one.
- Oh.

My pleasure.
- Thank you, boss.

- Hey, D.
- There you go.

I stock the house, and they
make me carry everything in.

Hey, I'm just the
Cinderella of this castle.

JuJu is on the way.

Chelsea is coming.

Bethania.

God damn it.

You guys have
always had a thing,

so don't even act like you
don't want her to come.

But the thing
about that thing,

I hope that thing
keep on thinging.

You know what I mean?
- [laughs]

I don't know if it's sexual
chemistry, sexual poetry,

but you actually do
like her, though.

Do jeans have
a zipper on 'em?

[laughs]

Good one.

- You're not nervous, right?
- Of course I am.

This is Katie's place.

This is, like, where
we fell in love.

Bro. Parker does have

a lot of bull[bleep] going on
right now,

and it is a lot for you and
I to handle all the time.

But he is our best friend,
and we have to deal with it.

If you had to describe mine
and Katie's relationship,

what would it be?

It's a toxic love.

That should be a movie name.

It's like "The Notebook,"
but way worse.

[both laugh]

♪ If you want it,
you can get it ♪

All: We made it!

♪ I know you will anyway ♪

Whoo!

We made it.

Oh, Katie.

My heart is starting to race.

Like, what do I say?

How do I approach her?

- Hi.
- Hey.

I'm not really sure what
to feel or how to act,

but I don't know
what to expect.

- Parker!
- Yo, come here.

How you been?

Hey.
- Hello.

Nice seeing you this time.

Seeing Katie in front of me,
maybe this is not a good idea.

If I know Katie, she's
gonna stir up some drama.

[♪ ♪]

[cheering]

- Oh, my God.
- Whoo!

Chelsea, there's
something about you.

I love your look.
- We should take a shot

every time JuJu
just flirts with one of

the girls in the kitchen.
- It's gonna be a lot of shots.

Hey.

I'm trying so hard not to
look, but it's like, damn it.

Oh!
[laughter]

What the hell?

I got a half chub.

[laughter]

[font color=#FF00FF]*BUCKHEAD SHORE*[/font]
[font color=#00FF00]Season 01 Episode 01[/font]

Episode Title: [font color=#FFc30f]"Lakehouse, Here We Come!"[/font]
Aired on: [font color="#00ffff"]June 23, 2022.[/font]

♪ No matter where I go ♪

♪ It's home away from home ♪

- ♪ It's home away ♪
- ♪ No matter where I go ♪

- Hi!
- What's up?

[exchanging greetings]

We're at the lake house.

We're here to have
a good time, and we're

gonna get this party started.
- Adamo, what's up, boy?

- What's up?
- How you been?

Hey, baby.

Seeing DJ,
he looks hot, and I feel

just this rush of butterflies.

So I'm excited.
We'll see where this goes.

Listen, room situation...

I got two bunk rooms,
and another bedroom up there.

Y'all go pick wherever
you want to sleep.

[upbeat music]

Okay, Katie, I love you, but
I need to be on the ground.

What even is this?

Whose is this?
[laughs]

- Oh, yes!
- Oh, yeah!

Oh, my God.

Oh, I'm in here with you.

I'm not getting a bunk bed.

I will break in the bathroom.

[laughter]

I end up in the room
with Chelsea.

Wait, but which one
has better lighting?

Oh, this is great.

I think everyone knows

if you put me
and Adamo together,

it's, like, next level.

I hope y'all are happy.

- It looks better like this.
- b*tch!

Push me off the chair.

I'm so happy to be here at
Lake Burton at the lake house,

you know, yeah.
- Yeah.

Living my best life,
like I should.

Yeah!
- Yeah!

[trilling]
[laughter]

What are we about to do?
- Mm.

Both: Mm! Mm! Mm! Mm!

[both laugh]

♪ I journeyed out to
the Dirty South, Dirty South ♪

♪ With a silk suit ♪

I think we all needed
this kinda getaway,

but I'm just hoping that it
can be a getaway and not like...

No, it's gonna be great.

Time to get
into some [bleep].

- It's not.
- No, for sure.

There is one member of
our group that's not here,

and it's my fault...
With an assist from Katie.

So how do you feel so far,
like, with everything?

I don't know.
I feel better now.

Yeah.

He's being, like,
accommodating and stuff.

Yeah, it's fine.

The lake house is kind of like
my safe haven.

I feel like Parker and I

truly fell in love
with each other here.

We've always had so much fun,

whether it be family, quarantine.

But there's been so much
drama between Parker and I.

I hope that we can just
enjoy ourselves and have fun.

[line trilling]

Please leave a message.

Hey, Sav.

I just wanna let you know
that it really would mean

a lot if you came up
so we could talk

and maybe work this thing out.

♪ Did you really,
really think ♪

♪ That I'd leave it
right there ♪

[both laugh]

[♪ ♪]

Savannah and I were at
a point in our relationship

where things could have
gone to the next level.

You have nothing
to worry about.

Thank you.
I needed that.

At all.

But I [bleep] up.

I know that honesty
obviously starts here,

and I wanted to tell you
that I think it's actually

a good idea just so I
can show you my actions,

and I'm here for you.

I mean, I have to admit,
I haven't been

the best at relationships.

I have learned
from my mistakes.

I mean, at least
I think I have.

If Savannah does come,
it's either gonna be

the best week of my life,

or it's gonna be like walking
into the depths of hell.

♪ Feel me, feel me ♪

♪ See me work ♪

♪ I've been running so long ♪

♪ Make you wonder
when I fill up, fill up ♪

What's happening?

The real party has arrived,
and the after party.

We about to turn this
party into a JuJu party.

Yo.
[all cheering]

Lake Burton ain't safe no more.
- What's up?

Hey, what do
y'all want to drink?

Everything.

It's time to party,
go hard, and let loose.

[cheering]

[♪ ♪]

♪ We gonna get
in to the nightfall ♪

Loser has to
jump in the lake.

Game.
[cheering]

Oh, my God!

[cheering]

- Chelsea?
- What?

There's something about you.

I love your look.

I run a strip club every day,

but I'm
also the Founder, CEO,

and President of P Academy,

AKA, Player School.

The number one rule
of P Academy

is making women feel better
about themselves.

So when I walk into the room,
the first thing I'm gonna do

is make the women
feel better than

they felt before I got there.

Bethania?
- What?

I'm beyond-ya.

Oh, God.

I've known JuJu for
years, and honestly,

he'll flirt with anybody
with two legs,

whether they're open or closed.

And mine are closed,
so you can move along, JuJu.

Love you, though.

Katie, I've never
met anybody like you,

and I'm trying to hold back.
- You know what?

I feel like we
should take a shot

every time JuJu
just flirts with one

of the girls in the kitchen.

It's gonna be a lot of
shots, 'cause there's only

three of y'all.
- We would be in the hospital.

What's my favorite
part of the house?

[laughs]

Wherever the girls are, that's
my favorite part of the house.

All the girls and me,
upstairs bedroom.

- Ju and the girls.
- Let's go.

Platonic as in plural?

This us here, right?

JuJu, relax, okay?

Oh, no, I'm not...

Platonic means no sex?

I'm not looking
for no platonics.

This is me and your bed.
- No, Ju.

He said it. Sorry.

Wait, no, you're not
about to leave us.

I'm sleeping
in this room, though.

What is happening?

- Chelsea, come here.
- No.

JuJu's a flirt, but I like it.

E for effort, JuJu.

[snaps]
Mm.

[♪ ♪]

- Dude, we're starving.
- Let's get the grill cooking.

Come on.
- Oh, yes, dude.

What are we eating?
Chicken?

Yeah.
This is in our blood, bro.

We know how to make chicken.

Chicken is everything to me.

I mean, look what's
around my neck.

I literally have
a chicken necklace.

I mean, it's... it's what
I sleep, breathe, and eat.

We actually know...
We know what we're doing.

Parker is marinating it in
the plastic that it came in.

I already knew it was [bleep],
but I mean,

let him do his thing.

I forgot to put oil.

It's going to stick
if we don't have oil.

Do this, lemon down.

[laughs] You missed
a lemon, brother.

I promise you,
it was marinating

for probably 45 seconds
before he put it on the grill,

so, I mean...

Clearly, Parker hasn't learned
anything from his dad.

Put a little more seasoning.

Stop, that is
sodium overdose.

It's fine, bro.

Chicken is about
to be roasted.

Yo, wait, I'm
trying to season

this [bleep] quick before it...

No, we gotta flip it first.
Get some tongs.

You have... you don't even
have any tongs out here.

Can you go get the tongs?

That's already
a risk in itself.

Where are the tongs at?
Where are the tongs at?

This [bleep] does
not look right.

Putting too much
seasoning on this.

They're done.
They're done.

- It's burnt.
- They are done.

I've been drinking.

Things are starting
get a little blurry,

but I can tell you one thing,
that chicken was dry.

Oh, God.
[sneezes]

Someone put too much
pepper on this chicken.

- You're welcome.
- Can I get some salad, please?

Yes, you can.

This chicken is dry as hell.

It's giving Sahara Desert.

It's giving Abraham Lincoln
saved this for lunch one day,

and Parker just found
it and gave it to us.

Parker wears a chicken chain.

And you can even cook
no chicken?

Ooh, I like that.

Dry chicken.

- DJ, truth or dare?
- Ahh!

Let's go!

Oh!
[laughter]

Like, what the hell?

I do not want you
kissing Chelsea.

I need you kissing me.

God damn.

[dramatic music]

I know I can't resist
that temptation

if she's in the hot tub,

so I'm doing everything
in my power

to remove myself
from a sticky situation.

[upbeat music]

[cheering]

♪ Yeah, I'm out of control ♪

Now that we're up
at the lake house,

I'm trying to have some fun.

I want to do some body shots.

I wanna see girls' boobs.

That's the whole reason we
all came up here, to go crazy.

Katie, truth or dare?

- Dare.
- Pick anyone in this room,

and you get to smack them
in the face one time.

Parker, get ready.

[laughter]

DJ.

What the [bleep] did I do?

[laughter]

I think we all know she
wanted to slap Parker.

JuJu, I dare you
to eat two raw eggs.

Easy.

[all screaming]

Yo.

I'm sure he's had
worse things

in his mouth at this point.

DJ, truth or dare?

Dare.

Take a shot out of
Chelsea's belly button.

- I will.
- Ahh!

[♪ ♪]

Oh!
[laughter]

Like, what the hell?

I do not want you
kissing Chelsea.

I need you kissing me.

God damn.

This is proof of why DJ and I
are not in a relationship.

I got a half chub.

[laughter]

I didn't know he
was gonna kiss me.

It kind of tasted like
a chocolate chip cookie

with, like, no chocolate
chips, just the cookie part.

I really hope
he appreciates it.

Parker, truth or dare?

Truth.

Do you miss anyone?

Katie, Savannah, anyone?

Ooh.

You just making [bleep]
awkward or what?

I'm hiding.

It was a question.

You gotta stir the pot
a little bit

to get people talking.

I mean, they ended up
being cool afterwards.

So is it really stirring the
pot, or is it being a genius?

Yes, of course
I miss Savannah

'cause she was a part of this
group, and now she's gone.

Sorry, Parker.

Savannah isn't here
'cause she dumped you.

Is that my fault?

No.

Maybe.

But I'm happy
to have Katie here.

Obviously, I love Katie.

She lights up any room
she walks into,

and I'm happy that she's here.

I feel like I've finally
gotten to a point with Parker

where we can coexist, and...

who knows?

Thank you.

It's great Katie and Parker
are getting along, being nice,

but if you think Savannah is
gonna leave that man alone

at that lake house with Katie,
you got everything all the way

screwed up.

Wait, let's get
in the hot tub.

- I'm gonna go change.
- Yeah.

Yo, hey, for real, though,
I just got the hot tub fixed.

Please don't pee
in the hot tub.

Ew!

You said you
can pee in the hot tub

'cause, like,
they won't feel it

'cause it's already hot.
- Ew!

No, we don't move like that.

Just respect that.

Just help me out
with that, please.

Tell your dog to
respect us, right?

Y'all damn spreading eagle
everywhere I walk around.

- Her?
- Yeah.

And she looking at me
with her legs spread.

Like... and she looked back.
- You really can't

look at any girl, even her,

without looking at her a*s?

[barking]

[laughter]

[♪ ♪]



You look so good tonight.

Drop your towel.

Take your towel off.

Let me see a strut.

Your body looks
so good tonight.

- Thank you, sir.
- You know... you know...

You know I love your body.
- I love you.

- You know I love it.
- I love you!

So I had to have
Katie strut down

because Parker was
sitting right there,

and I wanted to make
him uncomfortable.

Mm, mm!
Hey, hey!

Mm, mm, mm!

Katie keeps walking
past the ping pong table.

I mean, [bleep], she's
got me even looking.

Go!

[♪ ♪]

Hey!
- [bleep]

Stop. Hey!

That girl's got some
nice Georgia peaches.

[laughs]

Even though I don't know

where I stand with Savannah,

I have to dig deep

to resist temptation,

but the booty
right in my face, I can't...

I don't even know what to do.

And your boobs look hotter.

Thank you, baby.

Mission succeeded.

[club music]

[♪ ♪]

Hey, listen, I can't
be in that hot tub

just me and Katie.

So I need my boys
to come down there.

Of course, brother.

- Cool.
- Parker and I have been

tiptoeing around each other
a little bit,

but I mean, of course,
you want your ex-boyfriend

to notice you looking good.

It makes you feel better.

[♪ ♪]

♪ One, two, show
'em what you got ♪

Oh.

And God, does she look good.

Damn, Katie
your t*ts look [bleep].

I got 'em when I was 17.

[laughter]

I can't trust
myself around her.

Savannah could still be
coming up to the lake.

I know I can't resist
that temptation

if she's in the hot tub,

so I'm doing everything
in my power

to remove myself
from a sticky situation.

Hey, actually,
we've had our time.

Y'all can get in.

Wait, you guys are leaving?

[♪ ♪]

What? Wh... what is going on
here?

Damn, we really know
how to clear a room. [Bleep]

Parker's little
bodyguard crew, DJ and Pat,

following him around
like Babe does.

It's almost like an entourage.

- Hey, mama, you wanna get in?
- Good Lord!

Get on... get on in there.
- Uh-uh.

- No, no, no!
- Don't do it!

- No!
- Come on, Babe.

Oh, my God.

Bro, I'm not
getting in no more.

I don't wanna get a UTI

'cause this dog's
coming in here.

Oh, my God,
I have to go shower.

JuJu, stop.

[light music]

[♪ ♪]

Being at this house, like,
of course, it makes me sad.

Just 'cause I know
he is not right for me

doesn't mean, like,
I still don't love him

and have feelings for him.

It's just making
sure I respect myself enough

to not keep
going back.

But I do sometimes,
like an idiot.

I love you.

If you wanna come
in my room,

you're more than welcome to,
okay?

[♪ ♪]

- [laughs]
- I love Babe.

She's my dog, too.

She sure is.

[both laugh]

You okay?

Yes, just don't
make me feel weird.

Are we okay?

Yes, just don't
make me feel weird.

I feel like I've been fine.

I just don't wanna be, like...

I guess I don't
wanna feel awkward

'cause it's your house

'cause I'm in a very
sticky situation.

Just don't make me feel weird.

I expect the same.

Don't make me feel weird.

Just be sweet.

Okay.

I just feel bad for Katie,
and I know when she's sad.

But I know if I
give her a hug, it

might lead to something else.

[tense music]

Bye, mama girl.

I love you.

- Good night.
- Night.

I feel like I am
stuck on Parker,

and I'll probably never
truly get over him,

because he was my first love.

So we'll see what happens.

[♪ ♪]

♪ Till they all fall down ♪

[lively music]

[♪ ♪]

Me and Katie did
have a talk last night.

She came to my room,
and she was sweet.

But I can't stop
thinking about Savannah.

I'm having second
thoughts on this shirt.

No, I really think
that shirt's fine.

- You think so?
- Yeah, look at your muscles.

All right, you gotta
cut that out.

[both laugh]

Not having her here,
like, I miss her.

[♪ ♪]

♪ I know what we do
is not right ♪

♪ But we gotta make
it to the top, right ♪

[♪ ♪]

Oh.

[liquid splashing]

[pained groan]

Ugh.

That [bleep] hurts.

[toilet flushes]

[♪ ♪]

- Hello.
- Hi, hunna bunna.

Sleepyheads.

Oh, no, I think I have
a UTI, and, like, it hurts.

You need to drink water.

I am drinking water,

and I just took, like,
a vitamin C thing.

It's the first morning here,
and something's not right.

This is supposed
to be a vacation,

not worrying about my vag*na.

I've never had one before,
so I'm scared.

[♪ ♪]

♪ Like ring, ring, ring ♪

♪ There goes the phone call ♪

♪ Don't know what to expect,
but I know I'm on call ♪

[line trilling]

- Hey.
- Oh, hey, nature girl.

What are you doing?

Nothing, just
at the lake house.

What are you doing?

This is what I'm
currently dealing with.

Oh, my God. Your car?

Dude, I promise you,
Parker will get you an Uber

from Buckhead
to this lake house if you come.

Like, we all want you here.

I just... like, I just
don't know if I'm ready

to see Parker,
especially now, like,

I'm so freaking stressed out.
- I know.

Just come, take a break
from all of that.

You and Parker need
to talk anyways.

Do you think talking
at the lake house

with everyone there
is the best idea?

I was so excited to go
to the lake with Parker

and all of our friends, but
now after all the shady [bleep]

that went down this week,
like, I don't even know

if I wanna go,
I don't even know

if I wanna see Parker.

Especially with Katie there,
it's just too much.

Like, we miss you.
We want you here.

Look at her.

She's literally got
her hand over her head

like she's done fainted.

Like, literally,
please, someone look.

I'm crying right now.
- Wait, where is she?

She's literally laying
down there like this.

[laughter]
- Where?

Chelsea!

Chelsea, what are you doing,
honey?

I don't feel good, Parker,

because of your dog
gave me a UT.

It's definitely not my fault.
It's the dog's fault.

That's messed up.

How dare Chelsea blame

my sweet, kind,
innocent Babe?

[♪ ♪]

[barking]

We got beef now between
Babe and Chelsea.

It take 12 days to go away,
just like COVID.

[laughs]
A UTI is not like COVID.

[laughter]

A UTI is a
alphabet that people get

when they think they got a STD,
but they don't know.

So they call it a UTI.

[buzzer blares]

But it's called
chlamydia or syphilis.

[buzzer blares]

"An infection in the part
of the urinary system

"that kidneys and
bladder and the urethra.

Urinary tract infections
are more common in women."

That's what I'm talking about.

[buzzer blares]

When I learned about it,
it didn't come from that.

It came from...

I tried to pee straight,
and it went everywhere.

And it wasn't me.
I'm speaking of somebody else.

[buzzer blares]

I don't know.
I'm here to help.

She gotta put some
cocoa butter on it.

[buzzer blares]

Let's go on the boat!

[cheering]

You talked to Savannah?
- Yeah, I did.

She's going through
it right now.

I just want Savannah
to come.

I did call Savannah and just
try to tell her to pull up.

[♪ ♪]

I know, you're looking
at me sideways as hell.

[laughs]

If she's gonna be a b*tch,
I'm gonna be a b*tch back.

[♪ ♪]

♪ I wake up every day
like the world is mine ♪

♪ Then reality hits
as I open my eyes ♪

- Morning.
- Good morning.

- Morning!
- Good morning.

- Hello.
- Oh, my God,

you guys are drinking
with breakfast?

Yeah, we've literally
taken three shots.

Hey, DJ mentioned that
you talked to Savannah?

Yeah, I did.

- You didn't tell me.
- Well, I just wanted to,

like, gauge how she's feeling.

She had all these people
working on her car.

It broke down.
- It broke down again?

I just got it fixed.
- Again. No, again,

literally, and she looked
stressed, dude, like,

super stressed.
I mean, [bleep],

I'll get her a car.

I'll get her a pony,
I'll get her a plane.

I mean, I'll carry her up
here if she needs me to.

If you can find out
where her car is,

I can have somebody pick it up.

I just really want
Savannah to come.

If I lose her,
I will be crushed.

I just hope it doesn't cause
problems between me and Katie,

'cause the last thing I wanna
do is upset her again.

[♪ ♪]

'Cause I got hell a bags,
hell a grams ♪

♪ You can see it in Rivechy
and the hell a trans ♪

♪ And when I throw some money
bet I make it avalanche ♪

♪ Yeah, I be flexing, baby ♪

♪ I don't need no Instagram ♪

[♪ ♪]

I got you water,
and I got you some vodka.

I asked for tequila.

- There's no tequila.
- Yes, there is.

- Here's the chaser.
- I don't need one.

I'm not drinking sugar stuff.

I'm going organic.

I literally cannot stand you.

I just wanna have fun,
but I'm sick.

What kind of vacation
is this right now?

Well, I want you to be able
to, like, have fun and drink.

I am drinking.

You're not having fun.
You're miserable, though.

'Cause I haven't drank yet.

Oh, okay.

This is my first one.

Chelsea.

- I don't think so.
- You're always

going through something.

That is true.

I'm like, I don't know.

I have to pee every 20 seconds.

Pee in the water.

Ew!
What if that infects it?

I'm scared.

I probably am
the most dramatic.

I think you beat me
with animation.

What are we cheer sing to?

Helping my UTI heal.

Most definitely,
I'm more animated,

but she's way more dramatic.
- Mm-hmm.

But I like the dramatics.

Lord, please, help
Chelsea's UTI go away.

Both: Amen.

[both laugh]

[♪ ♪]

♪ Pedal to the metal
hotter than a kettle ♪

♪ Trying to keep up
baby, get on my level ♪

♪ Level, rebel,
not sentimental ♪

♪ Never slow down
baby, get on my level ♪

[phone ringing]

- Hello?
- Sav?

- Oh, hey.
- What's up?

What are you doing?
- I'm eating pizza.

Did you figure out
your car situation?

Yeah, it's in
the shop right now.

Okay, 'cause I talked
to Parker,

and he said that he
could take care

of everything and,
like, send you, like,

a car literally to the lake

if it's gonna be, like,
an issue, so...

He's gonna Uber
me two hours away?

He literally
will send it, yeah.

[tense music]

Damn.

[♪ ♪]

We're having fun.

Like, we're literally
about to go on the boat.

We all miss you, like...

- I know.
- I mean, listen,

Katie's here and...
How is that?

I mean, she's a little
uncomfortable, but, like,

they're just kind of,
like, ignoring each other,

and that's kinda their vibe.
So they haven't

really been talking?
- Not at all.

You have to come.
You have to come.

You have to. Come on.

[♪ ♪]

I'm a tiny bit nervous,

but I'm ready to say
what I wanna say.

I wanna ask
what I wanna ask,

and I want answers

'cause I'm pissed.

You have to. Come on.

Okay, okay, okay,
I'm coming.

Yes! Okay, wait...

[♪ ♪]

Are you actually,
like, for real,

or are you messing with me?

Yeah, tell him to send a car.

Okay, I will.

All right, bye.

All right, bye, boo.

[♪ ♪]

Success.

Send her that car.

She wants to come.

[tense music]

I'm excited that
Savannah is coming,

but who knows how Katie
is gonna react?

[bleep] my life.

[♪ ♪]

Please, God.

Please be with
me with this one.

[upbeat music]

[♪ ♪]

All right, this is my last
shot until we get on the boat.

Let's live our best days.

Here we go.

Who's driving the boat today?

Chelsea?

I got a captain to drive,
since we're drinking.

- That's smart.
- Let's go on the boat!

Paul, it's good to see
you again, my man.

- Paul.
- Paul, Paul.

Hey, where is Chelsea?

Chelsea is sick as [bleep].

[slurping]

I think the UTI
got to her too bad.

[slurping]

She's so dramatic.

[upbeat music]

[♪ ♪]

- Cheers, cheers.
- We love you, brother.

[♪ ♪]

[cheering]

Whoo!

Feels good!

Feels good, baby!

Adamo's little mermaid.

I know. He's literally
the life of the party.

I know.
He really is.

With Savannah coming
to the lake house,

I have to be real
with Katie because I know

that Parker won't,
but I don't wanna

be the one who tells Katie.

I really don't.

She's gonna be pissed as hell.

Oh, my God,
it really is raining.

You really are just...

- Hyperventilating over here.
- Sore.

Okay, so while they're all
swimming and off the boat,

full transparency...
I did call Savannah

and just try to tell her
to pull up.

I know... and that face, too.

I don't want her here.

What the [bleep]?

I was talking to DJ,
and we were just like, yo,

Parker really wants her here.

He's pushing for her to come.

[tense music]

I know. You're looking
at me sideways as hell.

[laughs]

That's so weird.

You haven't seen Sav since
you sent that group text

to Parker and her, right?

No.

[dramatic music]

[♪ ♪]

I'm seeing somebody.

It's somebody that you
aren't too fond of.

Savannah.

[♪ ♪]

Out of all people,
like, that girl?

He cheated on me
with her last summer.

I care about you,
and I always will.

Now I'm in this
predicament of, you know,

the lake house coming up.

I knew you were coming to that.

She's gonna be there.

Wait, Savannah?

Yes.

Like, I'm just [bleep]
over your [bleep].

[bleep] you, Parker.

You're gonna regret this.

Just wait.

We left off on bad terms,
and when Katie gets upset,

I wouldn't even
say she gets mad.

She gets even.

[♪ ♪]

[phone chimes]
- I texted Parker and Savannah.

- What?
- Yeah.

I don't know why I didn't...
- Separately?

No, like, together.

Why would you do that?

I was pissed.

"I spent the
night with Parker,

"and we [bleep] last Saturday.

"[bleep] y'all
and your toxic [bleep]."

[♪ ♪]

I don't know, I'm sure she's
feeling some type of way.

I don't know what is about
to go down with Savannah.

I am nervous, but also, like,

the energy Savannah gives me,
I'm just gonna give it back.

If she's gonna be a b*tch,
I'm gonna be a b*tch back.

[♪ ♪]

We'll see how it goes.

[knocking]

Oh, [bleep].

[dramatic music]

Should we address
the elephant in the room?

You went behind my back.

You've been playing
us for months!

Like, why can't
you just [bleep] talk

instead of pointing fingers
at everyone?

You won't listen.

[♪ ♪]

I'm sitting over here.

You weren't even
in the conversation,

so no one's worried about you.
- I had to leave

because you talk
more than Parker does.

Hey, yo, listen!

Either respect this house
or get out.