01x02 - How Does Love Begin?

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What a piece, eh?

Yes.

We went out spontaneously.

Are you usually this spontaneous?

Wow, not really.

Wow, that was a joke.

I laughed. I realised...

OK.

Do you want to walk around for a moment?

Why? Do you want to surprise me?

Yes. Close your eyes and when you open them,

Look how I'm dressed.

OK.

Well what's going on? I miss.

you can turn around

Hey. Hey.

you are hungry?

You can order something.

Wow, yes, totally...

I don't know if I have time for that.

Wow, I can't believe it...

I do not believe. what?

I completely forgot, I have
training now, I scheduled...

He was waiting for
me. where is my phone

What training? - Huh?

What training did you miss?

Kung Fu.

Kung Fu?

Like "Kung Fu Panda"?

Yes.

Where do you think this sexy
body comes from, tell me?

Did you see my underwear maybe?

can you turn around
for a moment i am naked

sailing.

Wait, don't go out like that, I'll find you.

You said we were alone, didn't you?

hope

Murray?

Yes, we are alone.

Bring you water too?

Yes.

What, what's in the
box here, the takeaway?

Murray's, but you can eat.

I'm pumping it in a minute.

We can also order something.

No, no, the truth is I
have to fly, I, I think...

I'm getting up really early
tomorrow for work, I don't...

Oh, bro?

what is going on?

Everything is good?

Imala!

Ahhh... cup...

What happened?

Oh, puck.

hey are you ok

A glass... - Lior?

Well - Murray?

Um... - Hi.

Hey what's going on?

What is it, are you back?

what?

Yes.

Well, I... I'm coming back.

I'm back, sorry that...

Don't run away, okay?

is funny. Yes.

OK.

brother...

What, tell me, what,
are you normal?

what?

what is he doing here
What, you slept with him?

Yes.

did you sleep with him Yes.

You haven't slept with
someone in a million years,

All of a sudden you're sleeping
with some pervert you don't know?

He really doesn't deviate.
Listen, he's really cute.

He is a piece of stalker!

How does he know where I
live? What, he followed me here?

He didn't follow you, he had
our address on the suitcase.

So you slept with him?

Well, casual though.

But he doesn't hear anything, because we are whispering.
- Shh... casual.

He didn't hear anything
- well, casually, shhh...

Hey.

Suri.

Hey. Sorry.

Sorry for the...

About the strange striptease you got here.

OK, no... I didn't see anything either.

Yes. I just thought we were alone...

Yes.

Suri. OK.

Apology accepted.

And I also, to be honest,
wanted to apologize for your car.

OK.

And about your suitcase, Dan.

Everything is good.
- Really, I take full responsibility

And I... I apologize.

Rightly, rightly...

Yes, I said.

Although if you hadn't
stopped so suddenly,

Maybe it wouldn't have happened...
-One second

Wait a second, wait a
second. I'm not mad, okay?

You acted like a b*tch this morning, but...

Wow, thanks to you I had...

Amazing, amazing evening.

So thank you for being such a b*tch.

with fun

And I don't... I don't want
money, I'm not a curmudgeon.

New page, okay?

Good.

Lovely of you.

Yes nonsense.

Good.

Good.

Just agree with me that
it was really irrelevant

run away like that, yes?

I was also really
nice to you. So like...

too nice

What is? what?

Not important.
- No, what, what? tell me

No, like, what...

What, what do you
think? Am I some "seiko"?

That I have an accident and run away?

Oh, no? not really no.

You just made me
feel very uncomfortable,

That's why I ran away.

I didn't understand, why?

you made me

feel... uncomfortable.

It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
New page, everything is good.

What, because I started with you?

what?

Is this the first time
someone has started with you?

Is this a reason to run away?

Did you start with her?

It's not just that you started with me,

Also, what is this section about
the forecast for the policeman?

The forecast for the policeman?

I tried to make her laugh...

What's funny about being stopped
by a policeman without a sest?

I'm actually not a cop?

So why scare me and
give me a heart attack?

I didn't scare you,

I laughed, I tried...
- No, I, no, no, I...

I tried to make you laugh...

This is not funny!

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

I didn't come to fight, okay?

The windshield has already been repaired.

sorry to start with you

Sorry I tried to make you laugh.

For me, the matter is closed.

No, I... I insist on paying.

Tell me how much it cost.

two thousand.

OK.

do you have a receipt

Only on the receipt it says six thousand,

So it's a bit...

I really don't need your money.

I don't need your favors, okay?

So okay, it's two thousand without the receipt?

Good.

can you enter the number Yes.

Bye. Bye.

This? Did you throw him away?

He had to go.

Well, tell me, how was it? What was?

OK, I don't know, like...

Let's see, I don't... I
don't really know him,

I don't know what...

He was hallucinating, that's what.

Why?

Dana, this man came to my house

to take money

It's a bit not the most standard.

But he told you he
doesn't need your money.

He is the son of Kriaf, he is a millionaire.

Walla?

really.

And he calculates with me
for two thousand shekels?

But why are you stuck?

He told you plainly that he
doesn't need your money.

think a minute,

If he didn't need money,

What did he come here for?

For you.

He started with you, didn't he?

In a small way, like...
-He really came for you.

He chased you all the way here.

I just happened to open the door for him.
-Right.

And you opened the door
for him and he saw your face

And Obiesley, he liked you.

I liked him, you liked him,

Is there anyone he didn't like?

Statistically, no.

Wow, nice, a successful method.

OK, well, but what does it
matter? You had fun, didn't you?

I'm so pathetic... - Why?

Because what was I thinking?

That the knight of dreams
will just knock on my door?

Yo, I'm so closed, God.

And if he calls tomorrow?

Do not know.

What, I don't... what do you have?

What, what...
- I don't know, I don't know why

It bothers me so much
that he started with you.

Does it bother you that it tastes good?

No.

Well, you had fun, didn't you?

Yes. - Obeisli,

It is evident that...

like...

You know, he hung
around here and I...

Like, you could see...

He has a big Yes.

Not that it's a must, but...

Yes.

It was fun.

Well, that's it.

By the way, did you see how hairy his a*s is?

May his name be praised, son of Porat Yosef,

Tapu, hamsa, what is it?

At this rate, I'll be a bridesmaid
for another two months.

Well, don't get excited.

He hasn't made contact yet.

OK, it's not lunch yet, what are you...

OK, what's wrong with
texting "good morning"?

Well, then text him.

You think?

What do you have?

No, I don't have the power for these games.

What games, princess?

that he plays it like he
doesn't think about it.

If he even thinks about it.

Like, we had fun,
so why play her?

Like, what, is there a situation
where he really doesn't think about it?

Gee, duchess, this
conversation wh-is boring me...

Good.

If you think about him,

So just text him.

lemony Yes.

Good Morning.

very good morning

Regarding the conference
in Zurich, yes? Yes?

Professor Avni will be
forced to stay in Israel,

Which means a plane ticket has become available.

So ventilate the gastex, yes?

its cold there.

Wow, thanks.

pleasant shift.

cute.

It is a pill that causes termination of
pregnancy and softening of the cervix.

Half an hour after you take
it, you will feel slight cramps,

as in menstruation.

You have to pick him up in
exactly half an hour, okay?

Yes.

In two hours everything will be behind you.

I do not know what to do...

Enough, you just now, you've already made up your mind.

I know, but...
- That's enough, we're already here.

I know it's not
easy, but come on...

Are you not sure you
want to end the pregnancy?

She's safe, she's
just crazy now.

She doesn't seem crazy to me.

I'm confused.

I notice, my soul, but what?

Come on, remember that your wife is in
a very sensitive situation right now, okay?

she is not my wife

I'm thirty-four years old,
maybe it really is time

that I will start living

To give birth to a child,
atonement, is to stop living.

By what week can I
make a final decision?

Look, you're at the end of the tenth week,

I wouldn't wait much
longer than that.

Maybe another week.

Okay, so maybe I'll
take another week.

What now? No, no,
enough, get it over with.

This is the second time I've
taken time off for this stotz, enough.

It was a mistake, it was just.

This is how you want
to turn your whole world

For what idiotic and
meaningless night?

Enough, come on!

wait a second, wait a
second, what's your name?

Itai. Itai,

There is no such thing
as a "meaningless night".

when you get into bed,

It has meaning.

what?

sex...

It's not for nothing.

Good?

And I'm not saying you
should run to get married

right after getting into bed,

But, like...

A minimum of respect?

of taking responsibility for
the other party's feelings?

What kind of shape does it have?

And like, it's not
a matter of... it,

It's about being human.

of being a man!

It is not...

He is not the...

It's with me, he's my best friend.

He's really not into
getting into bed with me.

Wow, sorry...

Sorry.

Company, we are not open yet.

What's going on, Nadav?

Hey, Murray, what's up?

OK.

What, where's a puppy?

Here, hanging out somewhere.

Want something to drink in the meantime?

No, I'll wait for him here for a moment.

hi, what... how are you?

Good.

Hey.

I just fixed...

What, that cuckold's cup?

Did she break down?

what?

Just kidding, what do you have?

What's up? Everything is good?

OK. what...

What what...

What, we're in third grade?

Like, I can't come to the
beer because we broke up?

You can come whenever you want.

So pour me something, I'm coming.

OK.

What's going on?

well, do you have a moment?
I realized something big.

Well?

Once upon a time, if someone
didn't call me the day after,

I would freak out, wouldn't I?

Classic go crazy.

Do you remember what you did to Ami Ben Best?

Tomer Hayon?

To Alex?

ok, ok...

What I'm trying to
say... that I understand,

I have nothing to freak out about.

vice versa! I'm
glad he didn't call!

Because I'm suddenly
reliving last night,

And I'm pretty sure I
got carried away like that

Because of the crazy
day I had with Itamar.

because everything

It's not that Lior
particularly impressed me.

The truth is that he is quite strange.

And you know what?

When I think about it?

I've had a really good time in my life

And I really don't need
a partner to be happy.

Like, I feel good and
comfortable in my life.

Like, if someone
comes into my life,

He will have to upgrade them
and not the other way around.

This is a new rule, which I internalized.

Nice, nice, Dana, well done.

What, are you in the middle?

Yes a little...

Tenev, I'm coming home in the
Shmona area, will you be there?

Yes.

Okay, then we'll talk, bye. Bye.

Dana, can you come for a minute?

I'm here, I'm coming!

Treat yourself to a Bloody Mary?

No.

I wrote a new song yesterday, about you.

I have more things left
with you, I want to take them.

It's urgent for me because I met someone.

Walla.

Yes.

I would love for us to
close things between us

As soon as possible.

Good.

You disgust me, you know?

you reject

You are a mollusk.

what is that smell

you are a little man

You are a miserable man.

you are a devil

What do you want from me,
Murray? What do you want?

You Zero.

you are pathetic

Enough, what do you want
from my life? What what?

But this is our cell!
- This is my cell, okay?!

This is my toilet here!

Puppies!

moment!

This is my bar here, you didn't
want to come here anymore,

So come on, let me go, Rebak.

You are the freest
in the world! Beauty!

What is?!

There is a fire in the bathroom, where is the fire extinguisher?

A cheeky piece.

Hey. -Oh, hey!

What, are you going?

Yes.

So we'll meet in seven months?

we determined

take

For me? Yes.

Because you are a ninja.

Thanks.

Goodbye.

Bye. Bye.

Come on, Ninja.

what a jerk

No, I'm in...

I'm at...

Does not matter.

Hey, Murray, what's up?

great.

Glad to hear.

do you want to go to dinner today

eh?

There's the new Japanese in Lilinbloom,

Tarantino and Daniela were there.

Enoch,

remember we talked After we sat at the bar?

I told you I'm not emotionally available.

Yes, remember, we talked.

But I am emotionally available
and you are invited to dinner

And I booked places for seven.

You're living in a movie, huh?

Actually yes.

Do you know which movie?

Dumb & Dumber"?

"When Harry Met Sally".

OK.

You can...

Think what a journey
Harry and Sally go through

until they fall in love.

Well?

At first they didn't get along.

not only this,

Harry is her best
friend's partner.

Walla.

So it is clear to us that there is no chance
that anything will happen between them.

Twelve years pass before
they become a couple.

Which means there are
things you can't speed up.

But I'm not twelve years old.

what?

I'm not twelve now,

I am thirty-five years old,
not twelve years old now.

Yes, so the good news is

that we met eleven years ago,

In the Faculty of Cinema in the
first year, right in this building.

Enoch,

There will never be
anything between us. OK?

That's exactly what Sally said to Harry.

In a hypothetical section I ask!

It is immoral!

Why?

What is not clear? It's not my
friend to conspire against someone

that Dana slept with him yesterday.

Who is plotting? A hypothesis they tell you!

So I answer you,

It is immoral.

And hypothetically,
I met him first.

I didn't understand, did you turn on him?

what? - Hypothetically.

Absolutely not, I can't stand him.

I just know that sometimes
you hate someone

And in the end you fall in love with him.

Do you know Harry and Sally?

Hi, sister, I didn't hear you came.

how could you hear

What's going on?

sh*t

Well, I'm going to take a shower.

Well? what?

how are you

Walla.

Whoa whoa whoa

Are you rolling something for us?

Sincerely.

have ready...

you are welcome.

Thanks.

I wanted to talk to you for a moment.

I... uh...

g*y?

I need you to help me choose a ring.

what?

Help me choose a ring for Noam.

A ring for...

For beauty, like, for...

Finger ornament.

ring-ring, what have you got?

Ah!

Amazing!

Wow, what a...

Amazing...!

Wow, what a...

what? You've only been together for about a year, haven't you?

Me, I've been waiting a year to do this.

shock! I am...

Roy?

No water!

I did dishes.

What, did you win the lottery?

No!

So why are you so happy?

I'm not happy, I'm used to it.

Oh, do you smoke?

coffee?

Yes.

I am tea

Annoying, he does it all the time.

If you weren't here now, there
would be a fight over the water.

So lucky I stayed.

What do you have?

what?

is nothing.

why are you weird

I'm not weird, I'm normal.

What, is it because of what you told me earlier?

Your hypothetical dilemma?

Ah.

Yes Yes.

Wow, you really like him, huh?

not this...

Listen, if he and Dana it's not,

So there's no reason
not to check it out.

They've only known each other for a day, haven't they?

And you said that Dana
is no longer into him, right?

She...

She said she...

that she was glad he didn't call.

Ok, so...

Wait a few days,
let it evaporate...

Then talk to Dana

the most open

Hey. Hey.

Dan, what is this?

What happened?

eh?

Enough, well, really,
he's not worth it.

no no. what?

I cut an onion.

Ah! so are you ok

excellent.

You don't understand what he did to me.

who will?

Lior.

This jerk worked on me for a whole
day that he forgot something here.

Well, what, and he didn't forget?

he does!

Do you know what he forgot?

Well?

Be prepared though, it's sticky.

Well

Oh, wow.

Well, it's, it's really...

This jerk was waiting for me at
the end of my shift at the hospital.

What, so you kicked him out?

What's up, hit and run lady?

Hey. Hey.

Don't panic, it's
just a small rub.

work accident.

Do you want us to live?

Yes. Come on. -Come on.

Have another cup?
- Yes, I will bring.

Excellent.

What, in honor of what are you lifting?

For the honor that you did not die.

Completely.

Climbed a tree for
the perfect picture

and open the head.

Ah.

What, what, do you do that a lot?

Lior Tselem Teva.

Ah!

No, it was worth it.

I got the picture.

No, professional.

for life.

Thank you for not dying.

And thank you, hit and run
lady, for bringing us together.

with fun for life.

Anyway, you are in the same field.

A screenwriting teacher.

Walla? Yes.

where?

mm?

B...

at University.

Tel Aviv University.

No, but I also studied
there, what a piece!

Walla. - Murray too!

what?
- Her final film won at "Sundance".

What part of. Come
on, you're a cannon.

You're probably a real
cannon, it's not a joke, it's not...

The best cannon there is. - Wow!

Look what it is!

What do you have?

Not the same...

No, I think I'm just allergic.

from what?

No, it's just the
onion, I think.

Murray, what happened?

Noam is getting married.

Oh...

Good luck Mami.

her little sister