01x01 - The Good, the Bad, the Unlucky

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Confucius once said

that we would no longer
be wavered at age 40.

Aren't I the best driver?

This is so cool!

It's my first time in a convertible!

As if.

Like a sailboat in a storm,
we suffered to find our balance.

We were driving through
a dark and endless tunnel.

Of course.

What could a man who died 2,500 years ago
know about the 21st century?

Ma-ri, wait. Pull over.

Why?

Just do it.

Right now? No, I can't. Just keep it in.

Ten…

nine, eight, seven,

six, five, four, three, two--

Hey!

Stop the car!

Keep running.

My gosh.

Keep running!

Damn it.

I almost wet myself.

I knew you'd join me.

You were just as desperate.

Hold on.

What's with that car?

-I think I just locked eyes with him.
-What?

Stop pissing.

-How?
-He's turning around!

Damn it. Hurry back!

Get in.

What the…

What's that noise?

Too young to die, too old to dream.

Women at the age of 40.

What now?

-He isn't dead.
-Should we finish him off?

But not even then

did we realize that our lives
were still like a roller coaster ride.

A year from now,
one of us would be divorced,

one of us would be a mom,

and one of us would be dead.

-Are we almost there?
-Yes.

Where? This way?

No, up there.

Another hill?

We're almost there.

How can you walk in those heels?

Wait for me.

Come on.

This…

This is as far as I can go.
Go ahead without me.

We're almost there.

Seriously?

You said that ages ago!

I mean it this time. It's right up there.

-We were almost there ages ago!
-This time, it's for real.

Hey! Seriously?

Must we go through all this trouble
just for a cup of tea?

Wait. Is this the place?

Yes.

-Did you see her?
-Yes.

-She's a celebrity, right?
-A celebrity!

-Let's get an autograph.
-Stop it.

But I want an autograph.

Come on.

Is this the place?

No way.

Gosh.

Check out the flowers.

And the trees.

Look how tall it is.
This place is amazing.

You're here.

It's been a while. I thought you had died.

-Me?
-Hi.

Take a seat, then. I just need
to finish the cookies I was baking.

Got it.

Come on.

What's with the cookies?

She's known as the Oracle, you see.

What? The Oracle?

Didn't you see the movie The Matrix?

Wait. Like the cookie-baking clairvoyant?

Yes.

Gosh.

Long time no see.

Hey!

You…

You! Damn you…

Hold on.

-You…
-I missed you, Ma-ri.

Are you kidding me?

Did you know that she was coming?

We only talked on the phone.

Don't tell me you're still upset
over a few million won.

Silly girls.

Here. I have it with me. Happy now?

I even included interest.

Hey!

The money isn't why I'm pissed.

You haven't been in touch
and have been ghosting me.

You stole from me
the day I was supposed to cash in!

Ma-ri, I see you missed me.

Get off me, you harpy.

You no good hag.

-Stop!
-You jerk!

Fine, Ma-ri. I'm sorry.

I'm really sorry.

-You deserve it!
-That hurts!

-Damn you!
-And they meet again.

That hurts, you know.

-Ma-ri, I'm sorry.
-Let go of me.

I'm really sorry.

I'm sorry.

-I'm sorry.
-Damn you.

Where have you been all this time?

First you hit her and now you're crying.

That hurts.

I'm sorry.

You know that her husband is on TV, right?

He's the famous anchor Lee Nak-gu.

Oh, please. It's not that big of a deal.

Besides, Hui-su, you're the one
I envy the most.

Not just anyone
gets to be a weekend couple.

I'm being rewarded
for the good I did in my past life.

Hold on. What the heck is this?

Did you win a lottery or something?

Yes.

-Really?
-Really?

I'm not the same Yang Jin-a

who used to beg you two for money.

Let's just keep it at that.

What is it?

Something you guys can't do.

I was able to because I'm me.

You know what?
You really haven't changed at all.

Me?

Really? Am I still just as beautiful?

-You're still annoying.
-You're still annoying.

Gosh.

Pretty ones can get away with it.

Come on. Tell us.

-Tell us.
-Tell us.

Look at you three
enjoying your time together.

Here.

This looks great.

Murdering someone

We'd all be murderers
if we acted out the thoughts we have.

That's just how life is, isn't it?

Hey.

Don't tell me you already k*lled him.

I'm sorry.

What the hell?

My gosh.

ROOM 3

FOR THE BEREAVED

I'm sorry. The subway…

It was delayed.

You're smiling at a time like this?

When my child is dead?

And you call yourself a daughter-in-law?

How could you?

-How dare you.
-No, it's not like that.

The deceased will now
be placed in the casket.

It is now time for you
to say your final goodbyes.

Choco!

Choco!

Choco.

Choco!

Choco!

Choco…

Choco, don't go!

What?

-Goodness.
-Gosh.

Please watch your step.

It was all too sudden. That's all.

I didn't see it coming.

Choco shook and shivered

and then suddenly stopped breathing.

Who knew Choco would leave me so suddenly?

Could it have eaten something?
Maybe we should've had a necropsy.

Please stop crying.
The living should move on.

She's right, Mom. You've cried enough.

You didn't even cry this much
when Dad died.

Watch your words, will you?

Mom. I'm afraid I need to
get back to the hospital.

Honey, don't you have a trial?

I'm sorry. I should be escorting you home,

but one of my trials
has been set for today.

It's fine. Get on with your lives.

Mom, me too. I have a show to be on.

Don't cry.

Mother.

I'm here.

I'll take you home.

You don't even know how to drive!

You're letting fumes in!

It's just that I feel queasy.

Could you be…

Gosh. No way.

That's what shackled my youngest son.

That fool just had to knock you up.

My mother-in-law's speeches

tend to begin with the word "fool"
and end with "gravel."

And think of all the money
that was spent on Su-ji's classes abroad.

She got her dumb brain from her mother.

What use is the seed
when it's planted in gravel?

What?

It's nothing, Mother.

But you see,

they say that it's random
what kind of children you get.

Gosh. That was silly of me, wasn't it?

From what I hear, they call you
an old fart for saying things like this.

I speak freely because I think of you
as my daughter. You know that, right?

Yes, of course.

What can you do though?
It's not like you can take it back.

I'm talking about the both of us.

I bet you're happy now to have
a daughter-in-law you're close to,

although I was emotionally devastated

because you disapproved of our marriage.

You're being sarcastic, right?

What? Gosh, no.

I speak freely because
it feels as if you're my real mom.

ENTRANCE 3
BOEUN STATION

Get out.

Mother.

You said you wanted to get off here!

Right. Yes, Mother.

Have a safe trip home.

That's disgusting.

Thank you.

LAWYER KIM JI-IL
DIVORCE EXPERT

You like it, don't you?

How far along is she?

A little over 100 days.

She can now roll over on her own.

I see you're almost due.

Right, I'm now in my 35th week.

That's when it's the hardest.

You'll be constantly out of breath
and with a sore back.

You're right.

But I've been getting the cramps
in my tummy as if I were on my period.

My husband said
it might be premature birth

and suggested I see a doctor.

You have f-contractions.

What on earth is that?

F as in false contractions.

Your body's getting ready for labor.

Don't you worry. It's perfectly normal.

Really? I didn't know
because this is my first child.

Thank you so much.

Ask mommy how her trip
to the bathroom was.

Thank you.

-What a sweetie-pie.
-Wait.

Let me take her now.

Here we go.

RECEPTION

Aren't you a sweetheart? Hi, there!

-Say, hi.
-How adorable.

-Bye.
-Bye.

Hey. Are you crying?

Of course not.

I saw something on my jeans.

Are you disappointed?

I'm not.

I didn't get my hopes up this time.

I really didn't.

Trust me and be patient.

Sure.

Who else can I trust anyway?

What about your husband?

Did you tell him?



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Unbelievable.

He seems to be surrounded by women.

Oh, that. He works at
an insurance company, you see.

And most insurance agents are women.

He's an only son and has
three older sisters.

Could he be having an affair?

No, which is exactly why I'm baffled.

He's surrounded by women
from every angle and corner,

but he's not interested in any of them.

This is a reading
I'd expect out of a monk.

Do you two have sex?

It looks like
your son won't visit this week either.

He must be busy.

As you know, his line of business
isn't doing so well.

People join insurances
online these days, so…

You must be upset over
not being able to see your son.

Lucky, isn't she? Daughters-in-law
aren't like that these days.

Does she still not know
that she's actually her birth mother?

Oh, that.

When she was four, her birth mother

-left her at an orphanage.
-Gosh.

But the family who adopted her
was super rich.

-Goodness.
-Here comes the twist.

The mother who adopted her

-ended up getting pregnant.
-What?

Surprisingly enough, Hui-su's dream
was to be a good wife and mom.

However, rather than getting to be
a good wife or a mom, she became…

a daughter-in-law.

What's wrong with
dreaming of being a good wife?

Fine. Be whatever you want.

Meanwhile, I'll marry a conglomerate heir.

I'm pretty enough to do so.

-You're so annoying.
-You're so annoying.

Ma-ri, what about you?

Why think about marriage
when we're all going to die?

Just humor us.

What if the Y2K apocalypse doesn't happen?

If it doesn't?

Even so, marriage…

Besides, I truly believe
the apocalypse is inevitable.

Hey!

But to think that we'll all die…

Seriously? We agreed never to cry.

Why are you crying too?

You're making me cry too.

In less than a minute,

-the 20th century will be in the past.
-Oh, no.

What do we do?

We will now count down together.

Ten…

-nine, eight…
-Bye, guys.

-…seven…
-I hope we meet again.

-…six, five…
-I love you guys.

-…Four. Three. Two. One.
-Four. Three. Two. One.

We are now living in the 21st century!

A new millennium.
The year 2000 has finally begun!

Wait. Why are the lights still on?

Are you kidding me?

-Guys, what do we do?
-Love and peace.

-We're seniors now!
-We wish

that all your hopes and dreams
will come true this year.

I wonder what is going through
your minds right now.

-We're doomed!
-We're doomed!

December 31, 1999.

There was no apocalypse,
which had us panicking.

-Let's just die.
-The audience is cheering

as we welcome the New Year.

Just like that, we said goodbye
to our youth in the 20th century

and welcomed a new millennium
baffled and bewildered.

We all bounce to a certain rhythm.

With me, you will bring out
who you truly are inside.

We call that being high-tension.

Dancing isn't about cool moves anymore

The era of cool dance moves is long gone

-Su-ji!
-What took you so long?

Mom, were you in my room?

Of course not.

The door to my room is open.

I was just cleaning up.
Anyway, where are you right now?

It's Friday night.

No drinking though. You're still a minor.

I know that, Mom.

It seems like you're popular.

Of course. I get that from you, Mom.
Anyway, have you been well?

Of course. Don't you know me?

Just remember to watch what you say
when you talk to your dad.

Of course. This is our little secret.

I'm doing well here, so don't worry.

Weekly debriefing, over.

Hello?

How could she hang up first?

Join this era's intellect Lee Nak-gu
and dive into current issues and affairs.

The Tonight Show with Lee Nak-gu.

Please tune in tomorrow at 11 p.m.

Let me see.

I see he's horny 365 days a year.

What? No way. He's not that bad.

Only a few times back in the day…

Three or four times?

Maybe five or six?

Here's the thing with cheaters.

There may be people who never cheat,

but there isn't anyone
who only cheats once.

What do I do, then?

It's not like I can k*ll him.

But that really isn't the case these days.

Probably not.

What?

No way.

Playing "catch me if you can"
in broad daylight?

Are you two filming a movie?

Gosh.

Inside my husband lives a young boy
who still hasn't matured.

A young boy who stargazes every night
through his telescope…

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That young boy is

a horny little prick.

It just won't roll off my tongue!

What do you mean?

Seoul Patent Office Manager Heo…

Seoul Patent Office…
See? I can't pronounce it.

"Please welcome Manager Heo I-guk

from the Seoul Patent Office."

You can't do this?

From the Seoul Patent Office…
Why did it have to be a Mr. Heo?

Was he the only available guest?

Darn it.

Yes, Mr. Heo.

How far out are you?

It must be today's guest.

-See you later.
-Sure.

Of course.

Can't we have her fired?

Come on, Nak-gu.

She throws you challenges
because she knows you can manage.

Exactly. I've been too good to her.

Why else would people call me
Lee "Anyway" Nak-gu?

Did you think I didn't know?

I have little birdies everywhere,
you know.

Oh, that. Well, we only
call you that because

you cover for others' mistakes.

Of course, I know that.

He went to get his hair and makeup done.

Shall we continue?

Forget it. I'll manage it myself.

I'm Lee "Anyway" Nak-gu, aren't I?

Jerk.

-Where's the editor?
-In room 11.

What happened while I was gone?

Nak-gu's knows his nickname.

-Really?
-We laughed it off though.

What?

We only call him Lee "Anyway" Nak-gu
because he says "anyway"

whenever he gets stuck.

He'd never just laugh that off.

Well, he actually thinks
it's a compliment.

…intellect Lee Nak-gu…

No, not like that.

Don't you prefer the previous edit?

Join this era's intellect Lee Nak-gu…

That's it.

Join this era's intellect Lee Nak-gu…

The Tonight Show with Lee Nak-gu.

BLUEBIRD
INCOMING CALL

Hey.

Take a look inside.

It's perfect.
The shoes have finally found their owner.

They're not bad
but don't they seem too young for me?

Don't be ridiculous.
They're perfect for you.

You're the only one in this neighborhood
who could pull these off.

Let me offer you our celebrity discount.

Gosh, but I'm not a celebrity.

Really? With this face?

With this figure?

Entertainment agency heads
should get their eyes checked.

Well, back in the day,

I used to be a child actor.

Right? I knew it.

How could someone like you
not be a celebrity?

Okay, I'll take these.

Right.

Here you go.

What's this?

Our celebrity discount.

My gosh. Thank you.

I see that you never pay
with credit cards.

I never do business with banks.

Why not? Isn't it bothersome?

I could never understand
why people set up 10-year savings plans.

You might not be alive for that long.

Don't you agree?

I guess.

That reminds me.

A new pair of shoes from
the Paris S/S collection just came in.

You don't have to buy them
but at least try them on.

Should I?

One iced Americano
with an extra shot, right?

That's right.

Jin-a, here's your coffee.

Right. Thank you.

Is she the one?

CAFE LOLLOA

My teeth.

U-bin was someone all the girls
in the neighborhood had a crush on.

When we met him again,
he was Jin-a's husband.

After giving us heartaches,

the church-going devil in disguise

married the pretty Jin-a.

Hui-su, who believed
she was meant to be with him,

never stepped foot in church ever again.

What? He died?

He actually died?

U-bin died? Really?

Yes, it's been about five years.

Hold on. Is that why
you fell off the face of the earth?

Why didn't you call us?

Seriously? My husband drowned
while being hunted down by creditors.

I didn't want anyone to know.

Yes, of course.

Are you all right?

I haven't been just okay.

I couldn't be more grateful.

I thought I was destined
to have inadequate parents,

an incompetent husband, and no children.

But my husband came through.

-What?
-What do you mean by that?

Come to think of it,
it's all thanks to you, Hui-su.

Me? Why? How so?

I took out a life insurance policy
to help your husband hit his quota.

Hold on. Are you saying…

The life insurance?

The insurance payout?

He finally became
a worthy husband in death.

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-Hey, I-hwa.
-What the heck? What's going on?

Have you lost your mind?

It just happened.

You have guts. I'll give you that.

What if your husband finds out?

Wait. Does he already know?

No, not yet.

Anyway, tomorrow…

I know. Don't worry.

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My gosh.

Excuse me.

Don't!

What does he want?

Excuse me, ma'am!

No!

Oh, no. My gosh.

Please don't hurt me.

Aren't you Ms. Yang?

-Sorry?
-You live in Building 202, Unit 301.

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Damn it. Why isn't there an elevator here?

What the hell?
I thought he was coming after me.

Gosh.

What's with the glaring?

-Aren't you going to say hi?
-Oh, my.

It's the intellect of this era.

What's with the sarcasm?

-Are you in menopause?
-Are you going through puberty?.

I saw the porn on the computer.

Oh, those.

They're references for next week's show.

We're taking on
porn addiction among teenagers.

I knew something like this
would happen again.

-Watch your mouth, you hag.
-What? A hag?

What else can I call you
when that's what you are?

Look here, mister. Don't provoke me.

Rub me the wrong way
and I'll go to the press.

"Two-timer Lee Nak-gu
finally shows his true colors."

There's your headline.

See? How can I possibly
live with a woman like you?

How many times must I tell you
that biologically--

"Only humans stay together for
over ten years and it's hell after that,

which is why divorce must be
enforced every ten years."

I've memorized it.

Gosh. I taught you well.

Aren't you sick and tired of me too?

We've been together for 15 years,
and that's more than enough.

Besides, we only married
because we made a mistake.

That being said, Ma-ri,

let's get divorced.

Aren't you the one

who begged me to marry you?

I should've listened to Mom.

If only you hadn't gotten pregnant…

You're the one who said you loved me and
that you'd rather die than not have me.

See? Korean dramas
have been setting the worst example.

You believed that?

What would he mean
when a guy says he loves you while drunk?

Use your brain.

Men say that when drunk
only when they want to…

-There was a time when I loved this man.
-Must I say it myself?

I love you

forever.

At that moment,

my heart almost exploded.

And now, I'm close
to exploding with anger.

Lee Nak-gu sees love

not as romance but as eroticism.

If I had realized that sooner,

would I have made a different choice?

Did you hear me?

I'll say it again. Let's get divorced.

Say it again
and it will be the 100th time.

Jeez. You've been counting?

Let's get a divorce. There. That's 100.

-Did I tell you this before?
-Tell me what?

-I used to play volleyball.
-When you're that short?

I was the hitter.

Wait. There's a ball right here.

What? Are you insane?

Stop it!

Damn it.

Gosh, seriously?

Unbelievable.

Damn it!

Open up!

Okay, fine. So you want to
open up the gates of hell…

I hear that
her husband's family is loaded.

He's the only son in the family
with three older sisters.

They desperately prayed for a son

and they had him at old age.

The father already passed away,

so who would inherit everything
after their mother dies?

No wonder she cares for her dearly
when she's just a daughter-in-law.

What are you ladies talking about?
Is it about a drama series?

Or was it about me?

Gosh. Of course not.

We didn't say anything.

To capture the Ogwang-dong Squirrel

who has been sexually assaulting women
after breaking into their homes,

the police have formed
a specialized task force.

Rumor has it that wearing a mini skirt

past the hours of 10 p.m.
puts you on his radar,

spreading fear among women.

Someone suddenly banged on the door.

At first I thought my husband
had come home completely wasted.

I opened the door without suspicion and…

Who's there?

It's the police.

What does the police want with me?

Please, open the door.

How can I know
if you're actually the police?

You can check my ID.

Good evening, ma'am.

A report came in about
a suspicious man in the neighborhood.

Did you see anyone lurking around
or hear something unusual?

No, I haven't.

Do you live alone?

No, my husband…

He's at work.

He'll be late
since he's out having drinks.

I see. Well, thank you
for your cooperation.

Darn it.

I can't die before I spend it all.

No, wait. What if I don't die
even after spending all this money?

Damn it. That's even scarier.

My babies.

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Just a second!

Gosh.

Going up.

The doors are closing.

Which floor?

I see that it's already pressed.

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Hello, where should I put this?

Over there will do.

-Ouch!
-Yes, that'll do.

Seriously? Are you kidding me?

You're out of your mind.

You don't know how good you have it.

Don't hit me. You can just talk to me.

I can't because you're being ridiculous.

I was only there to ask a few questions.

You don't have to buy every item
you ask the price for.

Why see a lawyer
when you don't want a divorce?

What if someone sees you?

How is that your main concern?

"What's wrong? Is something the matter?"

Shouldn't you ask that first?

What kind of mother are you?

Ask any stranger you meet on the street.

You won't find a husband
better than Nak-gu.

Also, if it weren't for me,
you wouldn't have been able

to snag someone as nice as him.

Whose side are you on?
Are you even my mother?

Are you sure I wasn't adopted or anything?

You silly girl.
I see you need another beating.

You never bothered to help
when I had Su-ji,

but now you move to my neighborhood?

I moved here to be close
to my pastor, not you.

Unbelievable. You've been loyal to him
ever since he founded his own church.

Hey! Just go home.

She'll be the death of me.

I can hear you, you know.

My Lord!

Please forgive her and her sins.

Please forgive the foolish actions
of my naive daughter.

Mom.

It's my birthday today.

So?

My Lord.

Mom, where's my cake?

Mom, where's my cake?

Are you kidding me?
A cake at a memorial service?

It's a memorial service.

Someone must've died.

My birthday is also the day
my father died.

On the day I was born,

my father drove at high speed
to come to see me.

Why are you crying?

But it was a rainy day
and he got into a car accident.

To the place up high

Day after day, I move forward

With aspiration and devotion

Every day

-I pray
-Mom, I'm leaving.

My Lord, please help me stay grounded

There isn't any room left for the candles.

You just had to humiliate me, didn't you?

Why buy a fistful of short candles

when you only needed four tall ones?

We should've. We spent more
on the candles than the cake.

Give them to me.
I'll just say that I'm 33.

Nice. That's genius.

Don't.

Don't!

Come on.

Let's eat.

-Please enjoy.
-Thank you.

What did you wish for?

For someone to die.

You're joking, right?

Jokes need to be in context to be funny.

Guys, should I get a divorce?

Another joke?

You're serious.

Why? Did something happen?

He wants to. Apparently, it's his wish.

He says that every night.

What? Like a lullaby?

Actually, he even said it in his sleep
a few days ago.

"Please give me a divorce!"

Unbelievable.
Why bother to stay married to him?

I'm all for it. Just divorce him.

Right? Isn't it the right move?

I'm against it.

How will you put food on the table?

Only those rich can pay
over nine figures in alimony.

Fifty million won is all you'll get and
you can't even afford a studio with that.

Life is a long marathon.

What about the next 60 years?

No way. Do we have 60 more years to live?

The lifespan is now 100 years.

Right.

A hundred years. Can you believe it?
When did we turn into tortoises?

You should cheat on him
and level the playing field.

Come on.

He's not cheating on me.

Are you sure?

Enough, already.

Just divorce him, Ma-ri.

Take a note out from my book.

Divorce him and party with me.

How about we go elsewhere for drinks?

Don't you dare try to tempt
our sweet Ma-ri.

Husbands? We don't need them.

Look at me for instance.

Money is all you need.

Sit down, will you?

Sure.

Nak-gu, just a second.

Why? Shouldn't we be filming?

It'll only take a minute.

Come out with it already.

It's just that I heard a weird rumor.

What? Gosh, that was fast.

That means that everyone
at the station knows.

Is the rumor true?

It's nothing.

We only met for a couple of meals.
That's all.

Don't mind it.

How can I not when
you're the host of my show?

Nothing's set in stone yet.
There hasn't been an official offer.

Let's just say I made the shortlist.

The shortlist?

For the position of
assistant spokesperson of the BH.

Keep it to yourself and don't say a word.

No, that's not what I'm talking about.

The tabloid article.

What?

ANCHOR LEE CHEATING
WITH A WOMAN IN HER TWENTIEs

Sorry about that.

Over here.

Look at you, Ma-ri!

You still have it.
How did you keep it bottled in?

You know, I've been trying

to lead a quiet life
as a devoted mom and wife,

but not today. Don't you try to stop me.

Kids, I'm here to party.

-Let's go!
-Let's raise our bottles first.

-Right.
-Come on.

Hey, drink.

-I'm seeing a doctor tomorrow.
-Are you sick?

Yes, it's fatal. Why?

Hold on.

I'll paint the town red tonight.

-I'm in.
-Let's do this!

Come on!

THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH LEE NAK-GU

Good job.

-Good job, everyone.
-Good job.

-Good job.
-Good job.

Seriously. Ma-ri's on a roll today.

Jin-a, I'm sorry,
but I'm afraid I have to go.

-Why? The night is still young.
-I'm sorry.

Hui-su, wait.

Chae Hui-su!

BLUEBIRD
INCOMING CALL

Why weren't you picking up?

I was worried sick.

Of course.

I'm on my way right now.

Sure.

MOTEL



MOTEL


Ma'am, you might be better off
getting off here.

Thank you.

VACANT

What the heck?

-Oh, no.
-This is terrible.

Was there a fire?

I don't know. I ran out
as soon as I heard the fire alarm.

-The elevator is out of order too.
-I had to take the stairs.

Here they come!

-Here they come.
-My gosh!

-Goodness.
-What on earth happened?

My gosh.

Oh, dear.

Gosh, did a fire break out?

I'm not sure, but the fire alarm went off.

-Do we know each other?
-Why do you ask?

You talk like we're friends.

It's just that you look like
my older sister.

Here they come!

You may go back inside. There was no fire.

It was only a false alarm.
There's no need for you to worry.

You may head back inside now.

-You had us worried.
-I was worried too.

Unbelievable. I got worried for no reason.

I'll see you around, then.

What the hell?

Seriously?

My gosh!

HOTEL CINEVILLE

INCOMING CALL
HUSBAND

Honey. Hey, Ma-ri.

-Hello.
-You must be getting home from work.

Evening, ladies.

Were you out tonight?

Let's head inside.

-What?
-You filthy mutt.

You're taking your last breath tonight.

-Ninth floor.
-Hey! Run!

Jin-a. Do you have some time?

Right now?

Excuse me.

-The Squirrel!
-By any chance,

do you know Lee Nak-gu?

-I like him.
-Hey!

You said you'd grant me a wish, right?

Hey! Are you nuts?

Seriously.

-Get him!
-Freeze!

Mother. How do you want me to k*ll you?

Fine, let's do this.

I'll give you hell.